Celebrity Juice (2008–…): Season 13, Episode 10 - End of Series Special - full transcript

Hi, I'm Keith Lemon and these are my
titles. Plush or what?

There's Holly Willoughbooby
coming out of a giant clam.
Still got them bangers.

There is Fearne Cotton with a bow
and arrow. Careful,
that nearly went ine me.

And there is Gino D'Acampo with a
tiny willy.

We are all in heaven,
but we are not dead.

It is just a metaphor
for how great this show is.

We are still here to make the best
telly show on telly. What is that
telly show on telly?

Celebrity Juice, on telly.

(CHEERING)

Yeah!

Yeah! It's time!



Yes! Woo!

Hoorah!

Wowee! It is a Celebrity Juice
end of series special. Yeah!

(APPLAUSE)

Wow. Let's meet our team captains.
First up, it's none other than Holly
Willoughbooby.

(CHEERING)

Holly, who is on your team?

On my right...
(LAUGHING)

It's Jimmy Carr.
Really? (APPLAUSE)

And on my left its superstar DJ,
David Guetta.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

That is on you. You are glad you
came, aren't you.

Oh, yeah.

It's Fearne Cotton.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)



Who is on your team?

On my left I have got one of my
favourite human beings in the world,