Celebrity Family Feud (2008–…): Season 8, Episode 9 - NFLPA All-Stars vs. NFLPA Legends and Oliver Hudson vs. Joe Buck - full transcript

It's time for
"Celebrity Family Feud."

It's the NFL Players
Association All-Stars

playing for Fisher House.

They're going up against

the NFL Players
Association Legends,

playing for the Professional
Athletes Foundation.

And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!

[ Cheers and applause ]

What's up, Willie?
How you doin', man?

What's up, brother?
How are y'all?

Everybody good? Yeah.



Thank y'all.
I appreciate that.

Thank you very much.

Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.

I'm your man, Steve Harvey.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And we got another good one
for you tonight.

These celebrity teams
are gonna be battling it out

for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's go meet the All-Stars.

[ Cheers and applause ]

First of all, we got right here
Demario Davis,

linebacker for the Saints!

My boy, man.



Three-time Walter Payton
Man of the Year nominee.

First team all pro 2019.

[ Applause ]

What's up, brother?
How you doing?

What's going on?
Good to see you, man.

Good to be here,
brother.

Oooh, whoo!

This is what I like right here.
I like when the ballers is here.

I'm a fan, man.
I know these boys right here.

Introduce everybody, man.

All right.
I got the All-Stars.

Got Brother Keenan Allen
right here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Got Matt Judon right here.
Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chase Young.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And Super Bowl winning
Devin White.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's go meet the NFL Legends.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Willie,
what's up, man?

What's up, Steve?
Been a while.

How you been, man?
I'm great, man. How are you?

I'm good. This is
Willie McGinest, everybody,

former linebacker
for the Patriots

and the Cleveland Browns.

Yeah.

Two-time Pro Bowler,
three-time Super Bowl champ,

and right now currently
NFL Network analyst.

Yes, sir.
How you been, man?

Hey, I'm good.
I'm glad to be here.

Introduce everybody,
Willie.

All right, this the team
of Super Bowl champs.

Everybody over here,
Steve, got a ring.

Whoo!

I'm gonna start with
the receiver Torrey Smith,

Baltimore Ravens.

Yeah.

And gonna start with
"Pretty Ricky",

49ers, Ricky Watters.

I'm gonna start
with big Deuce McAllister,

running back for the Saints.

Deuce!

And my old teammate
right here,

Vince Wilfork,
with the Patriots.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's a bad nose tackle
over there.

[ Laughter ]

Let's get it on.
Give me Demario. Give me Willie.

♪♪

Gentlemen, we got the top
eight answers on the board.

Here we go.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

that you might touch
during a kiss.

[ Chime ]

Willie.
Head.

Your head.

[ Buzzer ]

Demario.

The nose.

Your nose.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Applause ]

Pass or play?
We gonna play.

We gonna play.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Everybody, this is Keenan Allen
right here.

Absolutely.
Absolutely.

Wide receiver for the Chargers,
four-time Pro Bowler.

2017 NFL Comeback Player
of the Year.

[ Cheers and applause ]

What's up, Keenan?
How you feeling, man?

What's happenin'?
What's happenin'?
I'm good, I'm good.

All right, Keenan,
let's go, man.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

that you might touch
during a kiss.

The back.
The back. Yeah.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Everybody, Matt Judon
right here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Linebacker just signed
a four-year deal
with the Patriots.

I just saw that.

Formerly with the Ravens
and a two-time Pro Bowler.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's do it, man.
You married?

Yeah, I am.
How long you been married?

Going on three years.

Oh, that's good, man.
Congratulations.

Got any kids?
Yeah, I have two kids.

Aniyah is 5 years old,
and Leonidas is 1 year old.

Okay, cool.
What about you, Keenan?

You married?
I'm engaged, yes, sir.

Engaged?
Yes, sir.

You got a date?

No, we don't have a date.
Okay.

We, uh...
Oh, okay.

Some malfunctions.
I probably shouldn't
have said that then.

I'm sorry about that,
dawg.

I shouldn't have
even said nothing.

First thing I said was,
"You got a date?"

"No,
we ain't got no date."

[ Laughter ]

What the hell you
bring the date up for?

All right, Matt,
let's play, man.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

that you might touch
during a kiss.

I'm gonna say butt.

The butt.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's got to -- That should
have been number 1.

The butt.
Number 2.

[ Bell dings ]
Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Chase Young,

defensive end for
the Washington Football Team.

How you been, man?

I'm good. I'm good.
How are you?

I had the pleasure of meeting
you and your family

at the NFL Honors, man.

I enjoyed your father, man.
Me and your dad hit it off, man.

Yeah, he real cool.

All right, let's go, man.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

that you might touch
during a kiss.

I'ma go with the waist.

The waist.
Yeah, the waist.

[ Buzzer ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Devin White, linebacker

for the Super Bowl champ --
he's a current Super Bowl champ.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You married?
No, sir.

Oh, okay.
I'm young, young.

Young right now.

Yeah, don't rush.
Don't rush.

I rushed.
I'm on my third marriage.

Yeah.

I married
everybody I loved.

[ Laughter ]

All right, Devin,
name a part of the body

besides the lips that you
might touch during a kiss.

I'ma go with the hands.

The hands.
The hands.

[ Applause ]

[ Buzzer ]

Demario, name a part
of the body

besides the lips you might
touch during a kiss.

I'ma say the neck.

The neck.
The neck.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, Keenan,
we got to be careful, man.

We got two strikes now.
The Legends can steal.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

that you might touch
during a kiss.

Breasts.
The breasts.

Yeah. The breasts.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, Matt,
you got to be careful, man.

We got two strikes
and Legends can steal.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

that you might touch
during a kiss.

A tongue?

Tongue?

A tongue?

[ Bell dings ]

All right, you got it.

Take us home!
Take us home!

All right, Defensive Rookie
of the Year, here we go.

Give me a part of the body
besides the lips

you might touch
during a kiss.

I have to go with
the ear, Steve.

The ear.
Got to get on that ear.

[ Bell dings ]

Hey!

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's a good lead-up move
to the kiss.

You go for that ear
first.

It increases the chance of
the kiss happening.

[ Laughter ]

Devin, we got one answer left.
You can clear the board.

Legends can steal.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

you might touch
during a kiss.

The teeth.

[ Applause ]

That's a pro move
right there.

If you've never had
your teeth licked...

[ Laughter ]

...you don't know
what a kiss is!

Somebody...
slide...

right across there.

Oh, my God!

It's a break-'em-down
move.

[ Laughter ]

Lick your teeth!

[ Buzzer ]

All right, Legends,
let's go.

Name a part of the body
besides the lips

you might touch
during a kiss.

We'll go with shoulders,
Steve.

The shoulders!

[ Buzzer ]

♪♪

Steve: Number 5.

[ Bell dings ]

All: Arms.

Steve: All right,
let's go to question 2.

Give me Keenan.
Give me Torrey.

♪♪

All right, guys, here we go.

We got top six answers
on the board.

Name something specific
of his mother's

a man wears to feel closer
to her.

[ Chime ]

Shirt.
Shirt.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Bell dings ]

No, not that
kind of shirt.

[ Laughter ]

We on. We on.

The last time you had
your mama blouse on.

Keenan.

[ Buzzer ]
I get to choose?

I didn't know
I get to choose.

Yeah, yeah, that's how
we play the game.

Damn.

Pass or play?
That's on me.

Play.
We gonna play.

All right.

Ricky Watters,
what's up, man?

What's happening, my man?

Oh, boy,
yous a bad boy, man.

Much respect.

I got love for you,
man.

Former running back
with the 49ers,

Eagles, and the Seahawks,
everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Five-time Pro Bowler.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right,
let's play, man.

Name something specific
of his mother's

a man wears
to feel closer to her.

I would say
a handkerchief.

A handkerchief.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Bell dings ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Deuce McAllister,

former running back
for the Saints!

Yes, sir.

Two-time Pro Bowler.

And Super Bowl XLIV
champ.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, Deuce,
let's play, man.

Name something specific
of his mother's

a man wears to feel closer
to her.

Necklace.
A necklace.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Bell dings ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
Vince Wilfork right here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Former nose tackle for
the Patriots and the Texans.

Five-time Pro Bowler.

Yeah!

Two-time
Super Bowl champ.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, man,
here we go.

Name something specific
of his mother's

a man wears to feel
closer to her.

Shoes.

[ Laughter ]

It's up there, Steve.

[ Laughter ]

It's up there, Steve.

Anybody in here...

Steve, she
a big lady, Steve.

...can wear
their mamas shoes...

Size 13.
She's a big lady.

Do you know the size
your mama got to be?

These is 13s
in a man's shoe.

My mama would have to be
Shaquille O'Neal.

[ Laughter ]

Vince saying wear
your mama's shoes.

[ Buzzer ]

All right, Willie,
we doing all right.

We only
got one strike, man.

Name something specific
of his mother's

a man wears to feel
closer to her.

I'm gonna say her name
in a tattoo.

I got mine right here.

Put your mama
on a tattoo.

[ Buzzer ]

That's a good answer.

Torrey Smith, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Former wide receiver
for the 49ers,

the Ravens, the Eagles,
the Panthers.

Two-time
Super Bowl champ.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Sound good.
Yeah.

Is that -- You got
a Super Bowl ring?

God!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let me move back.
Move back. Let 'em see.

See that right there?

Y'all ain't got
your rings.

Devin: Yeah, but it's coming.
You got one coming, though.

It's gonna be bigger
than that.

It's gonna be bigger
than that?

Hold 'em up
one more time, dawg.

God!

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, Torrey,
we got to be careful, man.

We got two strikes.
All-Stars can steal.

Name something specific
of his mother's

a man wears
to feel closer to her.

I would say a hat.

A hat.
Put your mama's hat on.

[ Buzzer ]

All right, fellas, here we go.
Here's your chance.

Name something specific
of his mother's

that a man wants to feel
closer to her.

Steve, we gonna go
with perfume.

-Mm-hmm.
-Yep.

Got to keep mama's scent around.
Got to keep the scent.

That scent.
[ Laughter ]

That's the one y'all came up
with out the huddle?

[ Laughter ]

Perfume!

[ Buzzer ]

♪♪

Number 6.

All: Panties/lingerie!

Oh, my God!

5.

All: Blanket!

Steve: 2.

All: Sweater!

Man: Sweater?

All right, we got a game,
everybody.

All-Stars got 85.
The Legends got 73.

We'll be right back.

We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud", y'all.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud", everybody.

We got a good one here.

The All-Stars got 85.
Legends got 73.

Let's get it on.
Give me Matt. Give me Ricky.

♪♪

Yeah. All right, brothers,
here we go.

Point values are double.

We got the top five answers
on the board.

Name a place a man might bring
along an ugly friend

so he looks better
to the women there.

[ Chime ]

At the bar.
At the bar.

Yeah!

[ Bell dings ]

I start -- I start laughing
'cause I know they know

all these here.

[ Laughter ]

All right, Chase.

Name a place a man might
bring along an ugly friend

so he looks better
to the women there.

I'ma go --
I'ma say a wedding.

To the wedding.

Wedding.

[ Bell dings ]

Devin, name a place
a man might bring along

an ugly friend so he looks
better to the women there.

A restaurant.

To the restaurant.

[ Buzzer ]

All right, Demario, name a place
a man might bring along

an ugly friend so he looks
better to the women there.

I'ma go with a party.

To the party. Yes, sir.
To the party.

[ Bell dings ]

Keenan, we only got
one strike, man.

Name a place a man might bring
along an ugly friend

so he looks better
to the women there.

Double date,
bring a friend, yeah.

A double date.

[ Buzzer ]

That was a good answer.
I liked that answer.

That was
a good answer there.

All right, Matt, we got
to be careful now.

We got two strikes.
The Legends can steal.

Uh, the beach.

To the beach.

Come on.
To the beach!

[ Buzzer ]

Oh!

All right, Legends,
here we go.

What you got, Willie?

Name a place a man might
bring along an ugly friend

so he looks better to
the women there.

Shopping mall.

Come on to the mall.

Come on to the mall!

[ Buzzer ]

♪♪

Number 5.

All: Gym.

That's true.
That's true.

Yeah. Number 3.

All: Strip joint!

[ Laughter ]

Steve: Man.

That's tough!

Let's go on
to the next question.

Give me Chase.
Give me Deuce.

♪♪

Point values are triple, fellas.
Here we go.

We got the top four answers
on the board.

Name something a man
might be talking about

when he says, "That's hot."

[ Chime ]

A girl.
A girl.

[ Bell dings ]

We gonna play.

Yeah, you gonna play.

[ Applause ]

All right,
y'all huddle up again.

All right,
Devin, here we go.

Name something a man
might be talking about

when he says,
"That's hot."

A car.
Car, yeah.

[ Bell dings ]

We rollin'.

Demario, give me something
a man might be talking about

when he says,
"That's hot."

A song.

A song. Yeah.

[ Buzzer ]

That was a good answer.

Keenan, give me something
a man might be talking about

when he says,
"That's hot."

Food.
Food.

Right up to --
I was already going there.

[ Bell dings ]

Matt, we got one answer left.
Now, listen to me.

If it's there,
you win the game.

Give me something
a man might be talking about

when he says,
"That's hot."

The grill.

The grill!

[ Bell dings ]

♪♪

Steve: Man.

Wow.

Man.

Hey, Legends, we appreciate
y'all coming, man.

We're gonna make a donation

to your foundation
for hanging out.

They didn't let y'all
out the box on that one.

Hey, Torrey, let me
wear that ring.

They didn't give you
a chance right here.

I need two players.

All right, when we come back,
we gonna play Fast Money

right after this.

We got the defense out here.
Yeah.

♪♪

All right, here we go.
You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

20 seconds on the clock,
please.

Name something that
probably has your middle name

printed on it.

Birth certificate.

How many bathrooms
are in a movie star's mansion?

10.

Name a piece of jewelry
that a man might own two of.

Watches.

Fill in the blank
with one word -- rocky blank.

Balboa.

Name some place a golfer
doesn't want his ball to land.

Water.

[ Bell rings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, here we go.

Name something that probably has
your middle name printed on it.

You said...

Survey said...

Yeah.

How many bathrooms
in a movie star's mansion?

You said...

Survey said...

Okay.

Name a piece of jewelry
that a man might own two of.

You said...

Survey said...

Yeah.

Fill in the blank
with one word -- rocky blank.

You said...

Survey said...

Yeah.

Name some place a golfer
doesn't want his ball to land.

You said...

Survey said...

Oh.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's a good number,
boy.

All right,
let's go, Matt.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, Matt,
you only need 21.

Man: Yes, sir!

Chase got 179 points.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You ready?
Matt: Yes, sir.

All right, let's remind
everybody of Chase's answers.

25 seconds on the clock,
please.

Name something that
probably has

your middle name
printed on it.

Birth certificate.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
Social security.

How many bathrooms are in
a movie star's mansion?

10.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
9.

Name a piece of jewelry
that a man might own two of.

Watch.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.

Uh...earrings.

Name -- fill in the blank
with one word --

Rocky blank.

Balboa.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
Marciano.

Name some place a golfer
doesn't want his ball to land.

Water.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
Sand trap.

Okay, good. Sand trap.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Got that one in.

Good job. Good job.

Name something that probably has
your middle name printed on it.

You said...

Survey said...

Birth certificate was
the number-one answer.

How many bathrooms in
a movie star's mansion?

You said...

Wow.
Survey said...

Five. Five was
the number-one answer.

Five?

Name a piece of jewelry
that a man might own two of.

You said...

Survey said...

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Steve:
All right, piece of jewelry

that a man might own two of --
watch.

Fill in the blank --
rocky road.

And name what a golfer
doesn't want -- water.

Water. Well, that's 25,000 bucks
for the Fisher House.

I'd like to thank Demario
and Willie and all the rest

of the NFL players for coming
and hanging out with us

on "Celebrity Family Feud."

Stay tuned.

We're gonna have
two new families

when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.

Yeah.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud", everybody.

Let's meet our next two teams.

From "Rules of Engagement"
and "Nashville",

it's Oliver Hudson and friends!

[ Cheers and applause ]

And they're gonna be playing for

the Hawn Foundation's
MindUP program.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And they're taking on
sports casting legend

Joe Buck and family!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Today, they're gonna be
playing for KID smART.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Let's go meet the Hudson team!

Ladies and gentlemen,
Oliver Hudson.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Starred in "Rules of Engagement"
and "Nashville."

Has a podcast with
his sister Kate Hudson

called "Sibling Rivalry."

Also has a podcast with Joe Buck
called "Daddy Issues."

[ Cheers and applause ]

I love you, Joe.
I love you, Oliver.

We're feuding, though.
Don't worry about it.

Steve: Oh, okay.

Welcome to the show.
Thank you.

Hey, let's go meet
the Buck family.

[ Cheers and applause ]

What's up, Joe?
How are you, Steve?

Joe Buck, everybody.

Yes, thanks.

Seven-time Emmy Award-winning
sportscaster.

He and his father, Jack,
are the only father-and-son duo

inducted into the Pro Football
Hall of Fame.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Big fan, man.
Big sports guy.

Back at you.
Good, good, good.

Introduce everybody, Joe.

Well, I'm lucky enough
to have with me

my beautiful wife, Michelle.

[ Cheers and applause ]

My darling daughter, Natalie.

[ Cheers and applause ]

My brilliant daughter, Trudy.

[ Cheers and applause ]

And the one who's been
with me the longest,

my sister, Julie.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome to the show.

Well, we got two good groups
up here.

Let's get together.
Let's play "Feud", everybody.

Give me Oliver.
Give me Joe.

♪♪

All right, guys, here we go.

Top five answers on the board.

Name a reason you should
never sleep naked.

[ Chime ]

Joe.

If you get guests
in the morning.

If you get guests
in the morning.

I don't know.
[ Bell dings ]

Oliver.

Some sort of emergency --
earthquake.

An emergency.

[ Bell dings ]

Good job.

Yeah.

All right, here we go.

Hi, Erinn. How are you?

[ Laughter ]
Awesome.

Name a reason you should
never sleep naked.

If the electricity
goes out.

If the electricity
goes out.

[ Buzzer ]

Woman: Oh!

John.
Yes?

Name a reason you should never
sleep naked.

So you don't have
to do the laundry.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, good answer.

[ Laughter ]

So you don't have to do
the laundry.

[ Buzzer ]

We're gonna go again.
Let's go.

We got two strikes.
Buck family can steal, Marc.

Name a reason you should
never sleep naked.

I'm shy, Steve.

'Cause we're shy.

I love that.

That's good.
Very good.

He's shy.

[ Buzzer ]

Oliver's overdoing it now.
"I love that answer."

[ Laughter ]

Hey, Joe, here's your chance.
Come on, man.

All right.
Give me a reason

you should
never sleep naked.

It's too cold.

It's too cold.

That's it.

[ Bell dings ]

♪♪

Steve: Number 5.

All: Pet on bed/snake.

Number 3.

All: Bug infestation.

Hey,
let's move to question 2.

Give me Erinn.
Give me Michelle.

♪♪

Okay.
Top seven answers

on the board, ladies.

Here we go.

We asked 100 men,

"Your date just threw up
in your car.

What do you do?"

[ Buzzer ]
Michelle?

Kick him out.
Kick him out.

[ Bell dings ]

Erinn.

Pull over.
Pull over.

[ Bell dings ]

Mm-hmm.
Pass or play?

You're gonna play?
Play, play.

You're gonna play.

Very good, Erinn.
Very good.

All right, John.
Talked to 100 men now.

Your date just thew up
in your car. What do you do?

Get a car wash.
Get a car wash, yeah.

[ Bell dings ]

Marc,
talked to 100 men.

Your date just threw up
in the car. What do you do?

Roll down the windows.
Roll down the windows.

[ Bell dings ]

Mm-hmm.

Bryan,
talked to 100 men.

Your date just
threw up in the car.

What do you do?

I think
I'll take her home.

Okay. I was...

I'm gonna take her home.
I think it's time to go home.

Uh, just take her home.

[ Bell dings ]

Oliver, we asked 100 men,

"Your date just threw up
in your car.

What do you do," buddy?

I'm gonna
get her some water.

Give her some water.

Hey, let's make her throw up
some more.

[ Laughter ]

Let's give her
some water.

[ Buzzer ]

What?!

Erinn, only one strike.
We're doing okay.

We're doing good.

Your date just threw up
in your car.

What do you do?

Oh. Um...

I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

[ Buzzer ]

Ah! Sorry, sorry.

Okay.
I love you.
I love you.

That's the way to go,
Oliver.

That's the way to do it,
buddy.

I love you, baby.

No matter what happens,
we love 'em.

[ Laughter ]

Uh-oh.
We got two strikes.

We got to be
careful, John.

The Buck family can steal.
We talked to 100 men.

Your date just threw up
in your car.

What do you do?

Kiss.
Kiss.

[ Audience groans ]

-Hey, good answer!
-Good answer!

This is the real guy's
answer right here.

We're on a date, nothing's gonna
stop the outcome.

"You just threw up.
Hey, let's kiss."

Let's kiss!

[ Bell dings ]

Bring it. Bring it.

Marc, one answer left.
Two strikes.

Buck family can steal.
100 men.

Your date just threw up
in the car. What do you do?

Get a new car.
Get a new car.

[ Laughter ]

That's a rich guy,
folks!

Let's just go buy
a whole new ride!

[ Buzzer ]

All right, family,
here's your chance.

We asked 100 men,

"Your date just threw up
in your car.

What do you do?"

Offer a piece of gum
or a mint.

Give us some gum
or a mint.

[ Buzzer ]

What?! What?!
All right!

Buy new clothes.

Number 3.

All: Throw up, too.

I said that.
You did.

Woman: You did say that.
I didn't listen.

Steve: Ahh.

Well, we got two good teams
right here, though, folks.

So don't go away.

We're playing "Family Feud."
"Celebrity Family Feud."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back
to "Celebrity Family Feud."

Folks, we got a good one.

Hudson team got 84.
Buck family got 65.

Yeah.
Yeah, Bucks.

Give me John.
Give me Natalie.

Woman: Come on, Nat!
Let's go, John!

♪♪

All right, guys, here we go.
The point values are doubled.

We've got the top
six answers on the board.

Name something you
bring to the party

that makes you
the life of the party.

[ Chime ]

John.
Alcohol.

You got it. Alcohol.

[ Bell dings ]

Let's go.

All right.
We're gonna play.

All right, let's do it.
Let's play.

Hey, Marc.

Name something you bring
to the party

that makes you the life
of the party.

Food.
Food.

[ Bell dings ]

Mm-hmm. Wow.

Bryan, tell me something
that you bring to the party

that makes you the life
of the party.

A game.
A game.

[ Bell dings ]

Man: Yes!

Oliver, give me something
you bring to the party

that makes you the life
of the party.

Weed.

[ Laughter, applause ]

My man.

What a shock.
What a shock.

[ Laughter ]
What a shock.

He said, "What a shock."

Hey, here comes Oliver.
Hey, Oliver.

Oliver's showin' up
with the weed!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Erinn, name something that
you bring to the party

that'll make you
the life of the party.

Myself.

[ Laughs ]

Oh! Hey!

That's a lady who's
been fine her entire life.

[ Laughter ]

I showed up -- Bam! --
here it is!

What you want to do?!

Yeah! Herself!

[ Bell dings ]

All right!

It's a good answer.
One answer left.

We can clear
the board, John.

Name something you bring
to the party

that makes you the life
of the party.

An animal?

[ Laughter ]

Erinn:
Like a little kitten.

Hey, John's got
the gerbils.

[ Laughter ]

An animal!

[ Buzzer ]

All right, Marc, we got one
answer left, man.

Name something
you bring to the party

that makes you the life
of the party.

Music.
Music.

Music!

I like that.

[ Bell dings ]

Yeah.

♪♪

Hey, let's move on
to the next question.

Give me Marc.
Give me Trudy.

Woman: Come on, Trudy.
Come on, Trudy. Let's go!

♪♪

Point values are triple, guys.

We've got the top
four answers on the board.

Here we go.

We asked 100 men,

"Name a woman in your life
who's smarter than you."

[ Chime ]
Trudy.

My mother.
My mother.

[ Bell dings ]

My wife.

Your -- That's the answer
you're looking for.

His wife.

[ Bell dings ]

We're gonna play.

They're gonna play.

Oliver: Good job.
Good job.

All right, Bryan,
we asked 100 men,

"Name a woman in your life
who's smarter than you."

My grandmother.

Your grandmother.

[ Buzzer ]

-What?!
-What?!

Oliver, we talked
to 100 men, partner.

Name a woman in your life
who's smarter than you.

My sister.

My sister.

[ Bell dings ]

That's right.
I want to be clear, though.

She's not.

[ Laughter ]

Just want to be clear.

[ Laughter ]

Erinn, we got
one answer left.

We talked to 100 men.

Name a woman in your life
who's smarter than you.

Teacher.

Good answer.
Good answer.

That's what
I'd have said.

Your teacher.

[ Buzzer ]

Oh.

John,
we got two strikes.

If it's not there,
the other family can steal

and win the game.

Name a woman in your life
who's smarter than you.

Daughter.

Ooh.

Steve: For the win,
your daughter.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Audience groans ]

Well, Buck family,
here's the deal.

We have one answer left
and one answer only.

If it's there,
your family steals,

your family wins the game.

Oh, my God.
That's it.

If it's not there,

the Hudson family
will win the game.

Joe.

I'd like to congratulate
the Hudson family on this win.

[ Laughter ]

And from the bottom
of my heart,

I could not be more proud
of all five of you.

You just met, you came in here,
and you kicked our asses, okay?

[ Laughter ]

We're gonna go
with best friend.

What? That's not
what we were going with.

Woman: Yeah.

Steve: Woman in your life
who's smarter than you.

This is
your best friend.

[ Buzzer ]

Oliver: Oh!

Mother-in-law.

All right, what is it?

Natalie: Boss!

Boss?
Mother-in-law.

It's boss.
We were gonna say boss.

Michelle:
We were gonna say boss.
But he -- Mnh-mnh.

Oh, he went against it?
Joe.

Please don't be up there.
You better hope -- Oh, Joe.

God,
please don't be up there.

Steve: 4.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Thank y'all for coming.

[ Laughter ]

No.
I'm so mad.

-Oh, Joe.
-Wow, Joe.

Oh, Joe.

Michelle: Steve, literally,
we were in the huddle.
I'm so mad.

I am so mad.
We were in the huddle.

You huddled.
And we all agreed on boss.

I'm in pain.

We love you, Joe.

Hey, folks,
we gonna make a donation

to your foundation
for hanging out.

Joe!

I'm so sorry.
Oh, God!

Hey, I need two of you.
Fast Money right after this.

Oliver and Erinn,
we gonna win it. Let's go.

♪♪

Here we go.
You ready?

Ready.

20 seconds on the clock,
please.

We asked 100
married women,

"Name a noise
you hear in bed,

but you can't tell if it's
coming from your husband

or your dog."

Gas.

On a scale of
1 to 10,

how fast is your life
zipping by?

Ooh. Too fast. 10.

Name a part of their body
a nervous person moves a lot.

Um, fingers.

Name an animal that might
be nicknamed Hopalong.

Bunny.

Name something that
comes in flakes.

[ Buzzer ]

Frosted Flakes. Cereal.
Okay.

Let's do it.

[ Cheering ]

All right, here we go.
We asked 100 married women,

"Name a noise you hear in bed,
but you can't tell

if it's coming
from your husband or your dog."

You said...

Survey said...

Yeah.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how fast
is your life zipping by?

You said...

Survey said...

Okay.
Name part of their body

a nervous person
moves a lot.

You said...

Survey said...

Wow.

Name an animal that might be
nicknamed Hopalong.

You said...

Survey said...

Name something that
comes in flakes.

You said...

Survey said...

Whoa.

Whoa-ho-ho.
That's pretty good.

That's pretty good.
Yeah.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Exhales sharply ]
Well, Oliver...

How'd we do?

She got 169.

No!
Yeah.

Yeah.

You need
31 points to win.

All right, let's remind
everybody of Erinn's answers.

25 seconds on the clock,
please.

We asked
100 married women,

"Name a noise
you hear in bed,

but you can't tell if it's
coming from your husband

or the dog."

Bark.

On a scale of
1 to 10,

how fast is
your life zipping by?

7.

Name a part of their body
a nervous person moves a lot.

Hands.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.

Feet.

Name an animal that might be
nicknamed Hopalong.

Bunny.
[ Buzzer ]

Try again.
Uh, kangaroo.

Name something that
comes in flakes.

Corn.

[ Bell rings ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's good.
All right, let's go.

All right, here we go.
We asked 100 married women,

"Name a noise you hear in bed,
but you can't tell

if it's coming
from your husband or your dog."

You said...

All right, now, Oliver.
That's how I do it.

I don't know what's happening
at y'all's house,

but there's barking
going on.

Survey said...

[ Buzzer ]

What?!

Snoring.
Snoring was number 1.

Scale of 1 to 10, how fast is
your life zipping by?

You said...

Survey said...

10. 10 was
the number-one answer.

Name a part of their body
a nervous person moves a lot.

You said...

That's got to be worth
17.

Survey said...

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Steve: Good job, man.

Oliver: Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Awesome, man.

All right, hands and fingers
was the number-one answer.

Rabbit was the number-one
answer.

Snow and cereal for flakes
was the number-one answer.

Well, that's $25,000

for the Hawn Foundation's
MindUP program.

I'd like to thank Oliver
and Joe and the rest of you

for coming and hanging out
with us right here

on "Celebrity Family Feud."

I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
And we'll see you next time.