Celebrity Family Feud (2008–…): Season 8, Episode 11 - Selling Sunset vs. Bling Empire and Pentatonix vs. Wilson Phillips - full transcript
Reality TV personalities from Selling Sunset and Bling Empire face off; members of Wilson Phillips compete against members of Pentatonix.
It's time
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
We've got the stars
of "Jackass Forever."
It's Johnny Knoxville and team
playing for Special Olympics.
They're going up against
fellow Jackasses
Jeff Tremaine and team
playing for
The Skatepark Project.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
How you feeling?
Johnny, what's up?
Alright.
I see you shaved.
[ Laughs ]
How y'all doing?
[ Cheers and applause ]
How y'all doing?
I appreciate that.
Thank y'all very much.
I appreciate that, everybody.
[ Laughs ]
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody!
I'm your man Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, we got a good one
for you tonight, everybody.
These two celebrity teams
are gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, y'all ready
to have a good time?
Everybody say yeah.
All: Yeah!
Let's go meet Team Knoxville!
Man: Alright.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What the hell?
[ Laughter ]
What the...
That's right.
This some jackass mess
right here.
Who wore it better?
Oh, we got to give it to Steve.
Yeah, Steve!
We got to give it to Steve.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, now, if my wife
had come around this corner,
and a woman
had on the same thing,
oh, she'd be pissed.
[ Laughter ]
But me, I'm sitting here
going, "This is ignorant."
[ Laughter ]
I don't know why I thought --
You know, I should've known
that this jackass right here
would do something like this.
How you doing, man?
I just wanted to look handsome
like you, Steve.
Man, you look good.
Thank you. Thank you.
You look good, man.
Oh, come on. Stop. Stop.
Boy, you look like money.
How you doing, man?
I'm doing great.
Thanks for having us.
I'm just surprised
to see y'all alive.
Yeah!
So are we.
I thought y'all was gonna
kill y'all self
long time ago.
Man.
Hey, folks, let me tell you
what we got tonight.
Tonight, we got both teams.
We got the stars, directors,
producers of the hit movie
"Jackass Forever,"
and it's streaming now.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Right now.
Go watch it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for the man himself,
Johnny Knoxville!
Co-creator
and the star of "Jackass,"
ended up hospitalized...
[ Bull roars ]
...after getting charged
by a bull on "Jackass Forever."
[ Laughter ]
Again?
You know, I should've
went to college.
I don't think
that would've helped.
No, a little too late
for that, man.
How many times
you been hospitalized?
I don't know. A lot.
More than I can count.
That's crazy, man.
I -- Well, we got
a lot of movies out of it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's really good.
Anyway, let me --
let me go down the line.
This is Danger Ehren,
everybody.
Danger's one
of the original stars.
Former pro snowboarder.
Was tied down while a bear ate
honey and salmon off of him.
Yeah. And he made sure
to put it
in really hard places
to get at, too.
Yeah.
You got tied down, and a bear
ate salmon and honey off you?
Yeah.
And I had a dog collar
shocking me while it was eating,
so that didn't
help me at all.
But, you know.
Y'all ain't got to
act like this normal.
[ Laughter ]
I thought I was going
to die for sure,
but, you know, we lived again!
So, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Preston Lacy,
also one of
the original stars.
You often see him
chasing Wee Man outside,
wearing only underwear.
Has taken a field goal kick
directly to the face.
[ Audience groaning ]
That -- That really hurt.
[ Laughter ]
Y'all crazy, man.
It's serious. There's something
wrong with all y'all.
All y'all. Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Jasper.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He's a new member
of the crew.
Stunts include tap dancing --
[ Laughs ]
tap dancing
on an electrified floor.
Yeah, got to spark it up
a little bit, you know?
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
God. That's --
That's -- Bro.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Dave England.
Also one of the original stars
and writers.
Former pro snowboarder.
Stunts include
fire hose rodeo.
You know, when you
get on the fire hose,
and they just
turn it on full blast,
and you got to ride it.
He had to ride on
hanging on the fire hose
while it was going full blast.
It was fun until I fell off.
Yeah.
It was fun till you fell --
Yeah, it really was fun,
until that last
little part.
There's something wrong
with all y'all, man.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Rachel Wolfson.
[ Cheers and applause ]
She's a new member
and the first female member
of Jackass Squad.
[ Cheers and applause ]
One of her stunts includes
letting a scorpion bite her
on the lips multiple times.
[ Audience groaning ]
I've kissed worse.
You've kissed worse?
But did you start off
in stunts?
I started off in
stand-up comedy.
Yeah, I did, too, but --
[ Laughter ]
Okay, good.
Hey, Johnny, man,
what charity
you guys playing for?
We're playing
for the Special Olympics.
Okay, good.
Alright, let's go.
Hey, welcome to the show.
Let's go meet Team Tremaine.
[ Men booing ]
What's up, Jeff?
What's happening?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jeff Tremaine right here,
co-creator, director,
and producer of "Jackass."
Produced on the movie
"Bad Trip," also.
Jeff, how you doing, man?
I'm good, man.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
This doesn't work.
It don't work?
No.
Well, Wee Man, I ain't --
-Yes.
-Oh, there we go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This works.
Knoxville:
You show 'em, Wee Man!
Hey, man,
let me go down the ladder.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Chris Pontius.
He's one of
the original stars,
also a writer, producer,
known as Party Boy
because he likes to strip
into a thong
and dance in public.
[ Laughter, audience cheering ]
Everyone else likes it, too.
[ Laughter ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
my man Wee Man!
Wee Man is one of the original
stars. Pro skateboarder.
Stunts including getting lifted
up in the air by his underwear.
[ Laughter ]
That didn't feel good.
That did not feel good.
Y'all crazy, man.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Darkshark!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Honorary member
of Jackass Crew.
His son Jasper is one of
the guys in "Jackass Forever."
He wears a helmet
with a tarantula in it.
In it?
Darkshark: Yeah.
In it?
In it, man.
I don't know why I did it,
but I did it.
This is your son?
Yeah.
That's Pops.
He talked me into it.
Yeah, y'all in --
He talked you into it?
Yeah, tricked me into it.
Man, I got you a job.
[ Laughter ]
Man: Touché, touché.
And I'm traumatized.
A job that I'm traumatized of
right now. Thanks, man.
Steve, these two should
put gloves on, for real.
Knock him out. One throw.
All the time.
I can throw.
I want one match with him.
You could knock him out?
I'll knock him out.
My trainer right here.
Wait, how old are you, Jasper?
31.
31?
I'm 53.
He ain't got it.
He old, tired,
out of shape.
All I need
is one good one.
Back to Butterbean.
One good one.
I got all my cash on him,
though, Jasper.
Alright, if you say so.
Yeah, man.
You got old dudes, man,
they ain't -- It ain't a lot.
Tell him.
He got about 25,
30 seconds,
but it's gon' be
30 seconds of hell.
[ Laughter ]
Thunder.
[ Laughter,
all speaking indistinctly ]
I'm trying
to tell him, man.
I'd put my money
on Darkshark.
[ All speaking indistinctly ]
Hey, man,
my oldest son is 31.
You can ask him.
He don't want this.
[ Laughter ]
Nah.
You better listen, boy!
No, he don't want this!
You better listen!
This ain't gon' go
the way you think!
It ain't gon' go the way,
I'm telling you.
'Cause I'm-a do something
ain't never happened.
I'm-a bite you in your hair.
Oh, yeah, we cheek 'em.
You ain't never had a piece
of your cheek spit back on you.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, see --
No.
-No.
-Didn't think so.
Yeah, see, I'm-a fight to win.
This ain't gon' be no easy one.
You better
listen and learn, boy.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Butterbean.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man: You got this.
Wait till after the show.
Butterbean, former heavyweight
pro boxer,
MMA fighter,
kickboxer, pro wrestler.
He's won multiple
heavyweight
and super heavyweight
championship titles.
In the original
"Jackass" movie,
he boxed Johnny
in a department store.
Knocked Johnny's ass out.
Sent Johnny
to the hospital.
When Johnny woke up, he asked
if Butterbean was okay.
[ Laughter ]
That's how good a guy he is.
Yeah.
You's tough boy, man.
Thank you so much.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Zach Holmes.
-Zach.
-Zach.
He's a new Jackass member,
originally the star
and co-creator
of Van Toffler's
"Too Stupid to Die."
[ Laughter ]
And his stunt includes
hang-gliding
into a bed of cactus.
[ Audience groaning ]
Wasn't the first time
I've been in cacti, so...
[ Laughter ]
See, that side
looks a little --
There is no room
for him over here.
He ain't behind the podium
at all.
Butterbean got
that whole section.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, this is
going to be good.
Hey, Jeff, man, what charity
you guys playing for?
We're playing
for The Skatepark Project.
Okay, good, good, good.
I like that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, folks,
if we have never had
an ignorant version
of "Celebrity Family Feud,"
we're about to have one now.
Let's get it on.
Give me Johnny. Give me Jeff.
Yeah! There you go.
You're up, you're up.
♪♪
Alright, here we go, guys.
Top eight answers
are on the board.
Name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
[ Ringing ]
Jeff.
The toilet flush.
The toilet flush.
Like -- Yeah, that would
bother y'all. Yeah.
The toilet flush.
Flush.
Knoxville.
Someone to walk in.
Somebody walk in.
Danger:
Good answer! Good answer!
Yeah!
Door opens.
Pass or play?
Play.
We're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
If you're in an airplane
bathroom with someone
making love,
that door will not open.
[ Laughter ]
If that little boy
wasn't on the front row,
I'd tell you why.
[ Laughter ]
What's happening right now?
This is amazing.
Danger, hey, man, name something
you'd hate to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
I'm going to say
turbulence.
Turbulence.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh!
Hey, Preston, tell me something
you'd hate to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
Finish too fast.
Finish too fast.
[ Applause ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Good answer.
Good answer.
Honest answer.
Finish too fast.
-Ohh!
-Ohh.
I love it.
Only one strike.
Jasper, my man,
name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
The plane crash.
Mm, that's --
Oh, taking it all the way.
You don't want to die
and your stuff out, you know?
That's not a good way to go.
A plane crash
would bother y'all?
[ Laughter ]
It's up there, man.
It better be.
The plane crash.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Crash and die.
Dave, come on, man.
Tell me something
you'd hate to have happen
while you making love
in an airplane bathroom.
Um, you accidentally
went number two
in the wrong direction.
Poop. Poop.
Makes sense.
Misfire.
Makes sense.
It's up there.
Did you see the episode
where they were in a Home Depot,
and they went
in the toilet section
and lifted up the toilet
and actually used the bathroom
in the toilet?
Right here.
Yep. That's him.
That was you?
Yeah, that's him.
That's right.
I mean pulled his pants down,
lifted up the lid,
and defecated
in the toilet.
No water.
[ Audience groaning ]
Nah, he did that.
I'm not making this up.
What y'all
shaking your head for?
The name of the movie
is "Jackass Forever."
[ Laughter ]
Number two!
-Ohh.
-What?!
I'm sorry.
Aah!
[ Electricity zapping ]
Man: Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Rachel: I got you, Dave.
Oh --
I'm sorry, Steve,
but that was a terrible answer.
Holy crap, man.
Ow.
He -- He Tased his ass.
We're gonna have to
try harder, team.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, good luck.
He said,
"That's a horrible answer."
[ Imitates electricity zapping ]
[ Laughter ]
Man, I'm sweating.
Oh, my God.
I know what a Tase is.
I've been right next
to the police when he did it.
You're telling me.
Alright,
we got two strikes.
Rachel, I'm so sorry.
Poor Rachel.
[ Speaks indistinctly,
laughs ]
Name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you making love
in an airplane bathroom.
A condom breaking.
A condom breaking.
Oh, geez.
Whoa.
Wow. Hey. Yeah.
No!
[ Man speaks indistinctly ]
Alright, guys. Here we go.
You know it.
Name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
-Oh, God.
-Making love.
Jeff?
Oh, it's me.
-Yeah.
-No, it's --
-You're answering.
-Ready?
Nah, y'all were supposed to...
Yeah, we did.
...talk over --
We did.
Okay. What's the answer?
We told him.
Okay.
He's just not listening.
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
Alright.
Jeff, think about it.
[ Electricity zaps ]
Think about it, Jeff.
[ Laughter ]
The -- The seatbelt sign
goes off, emergency seatbelt.
[ Imitates buzzer ]
Seatbelt sign.
Seatbelt sign.
Seatbelt sign comes on.
The seatbelt sign
comes on!
Seatbelt sign comes on!
Come on.
-Oh!
-Yeah!
♪♪
-Aw.
-Aw.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah!
-[ Laughs ]
-Wow.
Knoxville: Number 7.
That's cheating!
Number 8.
Man: You got to shock yourself
now, Johnny.
All: Everyone hears.
Steve: 6.
Mercy.
All: Fall in toilet.
Oh, yeah.
4?
All: Folks knocking.
Well, folks, we got a game.
Team Tremaine got 73.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
But the goal is 300 points.
You got a long way to go.
You're playing well.
Come on. Let's get it on.
Hey, y'all, don't go away.
We'll be right back with more
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Tased him.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Tremaine got 73.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Danger. Give me Chris.
Alright.
-Go, Chris!
-Go, Chris!
Come on, Party Boy!
You're good.
Alright, guys, we've got
the top eight answers
on the board.
We asked 100 married women,
your husband's back hair
is so thick,
you can make what out of it?
[ Ringing ]
Danger.
A forest.
A forest.
A forest.
Jasper: What? Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
[ Electricity zaps ]
Aah!
Rachel: He deserved that.
Stupid answer.
A forest?
I don't know.
I can't think straight.
I'm freaking out.
A sweater? Anything?
Braids.
Braids.
-What'd he say?
-Good answer.
What'd he say?
-Alright.
-Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I blew it.
I blew it.
You know, when your teammate
gives an answer,
you're supposed to go,
"Good answer. Good answer."
You're not supposed
to punish him by Tasing his ass.
[ Laughter ]
It was an inspiredly
terrible answer, though,
in my defense.
Yeah, it was actually horrible.
And you know what, though?
I ain't gonna lie to you.
A forest?
If a non-celebrity
had said that,
we'd still be over there
discussing that.
[ Laughter ]
This is ignorant "Family Feud."
Wee Man.
Yeah.
Talked to 100 married women.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you can make
what out of it?
A blanket.
A blanket.
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
Knoxville: Alright.
Let's huddle. Let's huddle.
They want you all to huddle up
and discuss an answer,
but they're scared
of getting Tased.
Man: A forest?
Give a dumbass suggestion
in that huddle over there.
A blanket!
-Ooh.
-Oh.
That was a good answer.
Alright, Darkshark.
Talked to
100 married women.
Your husband's back hair
is so thick,
you can make
what out of it?
A fur coat.
A fur coat.
-Fur coat.
-Good answer.
-Yes!
-Yeah, Darkshark.
Butterbean,
100 married women, man.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you can make what
out of it?
A throw rug.
A th-- [ Laughs ]
A throw rug.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Zach,
100 married women.
Your husband's back hair
is so thick,
you can make what
out of it?
The blank.
Come on. It's gonna
get buzzered.
Give me --
[ Buzzer ]
Give me the Taser!
Give me the Taser!
[ Electricity zaps ]
Zach, forest. Say forest.
I was going to say forest.
[ Laughing ]
He was going to say forest.
Hey, now you know
why he's at the end.
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
He just stood there
and didn't say a damn thing.
He didn't even try.
He didn't even look like
he was thinking of anything.
[ Laughter,
men speaking indistinctly ]
And I was actually like,
you know --
[ Laughter ]
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
We got two strikes, guys.
Team Knoxville can steal.
100 married women.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you can make what
out of it?
Sweater.
Sweater!
Good answer, Jeff. I think --
I think that's gonna go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Chris, two strikes.
Team Knoxville could steal.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you could make what out of it?
A scarf?
Scarf.
[ Applause ]
-Ohh.
-Damn.
Alright, here we go.
[ Laughs ]
Same damn suit.
Every time I walk over here,
I want to compliment him.
Alright, guys.
100 married women.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you could make what
out of it?
Mittens.
Mittens.
Mittens!
Good answer!
Good answer.
Mittens!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Steve: Number 8.
Man: What?
All: Broom/mop.
Rachel: What?
Steve: 7.
All: Pillow.
Gonna say that one.
Steve: 5.
All: Toothbrush.
What?
Steve: 4.
You can't knit
any of those.
All: Socks.
Well, Team Tremaine got 150.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
The goal is 300 points,
so don't go away.
We'll be right back with more
"Celebrity Family Feud."
We got to
get something.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Tremaine got 150.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Preston.
Give me Wee Man.
[ All speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Man: Look at Preston.
Alright, dawg.
Alright, guys.
Point values are double.
Top eight answers on the board.
We asked 100 women.
There are a lot of fish --
[ Electricity zaps ]
I knew it. That's why
I don't trust you guys!
Danger: What happened?
I knew it!
-What happened?
-What happened?
This thing shocked my hand.
Come on! No!
Yes, it did.
I wouldn't play a game.
-You're making that up.
-Prove it.
It didn't happen to us.
That must be a accident.
It just did
when I went, "Aah!"
Put your hand back on it!
I did!
Try it again.
I'm sure it was a short.
Man: It was a crossed wire.
Put your hand back up there.
No. I already got it.
You got me.
The hell is going on?
I don't trust my friends.
Man: Hey, Dave, Dave.
I don't --
And it got me.
-We got you.
-This is a fluke.
This is never even here
usually on "Family Feud."
No! You're lying!
I watch.
[ Laughter ]
Wee Man say, "I watch the show.
You guys are in the hospital."
Steve, we can continue.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
Preston, you okay?
Yes.
Danger:
[ Laughs ] No.
That kick in the head from
the field goal still kinda --
I'm not a smart man,
Mr. Harvey.
[ Laughter ]
Knoxville: But he's polite.
You're very polite.
Thank you, sir.
Rachel: And honest.
[ Laughter ]
He said, "I'm not a smart man,
Mr. Harvey."
You ain't got to get kicked in
the face to know that, though.
[ Laughter ]
You can stop at algebra,
you know.
You don't have to get kicked in
the --
Here we go.
We asked 100 women.
There are a lot of fish
in the sea.
So what sea creature
did you end up with?
Wee Man.
Sea turtle.
Sea turtle.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man:
No way that's up there.
Preston.
Shark.
Man: Preston, you got this.
Shark.
-You got this.
-Yeah.
-Oh!
-Oh.
You got it, baby. Pass or play?
Come on. Let's play. Let's play.
-Sea turtle.
-Yep.
Play.
Jasper, we talked
to 100 women, now.
There's a lot of fish
in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
A whale, and I loved it.
A whale, and I loved it.
Whoa. She loved it?
[ Whooping ]
Hey, Dave, we talked
to 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea,
so what sea creature
did you end up with?
[ Groans, coughs ]
He's nervous.
A jellyfish.
[ Growling ]
Good answer. Good answer!
They sting you.
Good answer.
Jellyfish!
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
Damn.
Hey, Rachel?
Hey.
Talked to 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
Octopus.
An octopus.
Yeah, right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man:
It's got to be up there, right?
Yay!
My man Knoxville, you talk to --
We talked to 100 women, Johnny.
There are a lot of fish
in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
Tuna.
Ooh, ah. Wait.
Tuna!
Tuna.
It's on the board.
-Ohh!
-Oh, my God.
-Slap him.
-God.
-Can we Tase you?
-We got two strikes, man.
We got two strikes.
[ Electricity zaps ]
Aah!
[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughter ]
Ow.
I have so much anxiety
right now.
You okay?
That got me good.
It's no way
I could push that button.
On myself?
[ Laughs ]
Man: Come on, Ehren.
We got two strikes.
Not a forest.
The other team can steal.
We need this one,
Danger.
This is real--
I just gonna --
Normally, I don't say this, but
y'all -- y'all need some points.
Yeah.
You need some points.
I say, you know, you can win
even up to the last question,
but it, like, just looks
awfully bad
to have zero.
Danger, 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
A blowfish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Obviously, we're not
interested in points.
Blowfish!
Blowfish?
[ All cheering ]
A blowfish!
[ All cheering ]
Hell yeah.
I'm so proud of you!
You didn't say forest.
Wow.
Saved yourself.
Thank you.
Save the team, Preston.
I'm looking at you,
and you've got savior
written all over you.
Danger: You got this, "P."
They're counting
on you, Preston.
Yes.
Forget the statement
that you made up here,
that you're
not a smart man.
You're smart enough
for this game,
'cause this ain't "Jeopardy!"
[ Laughter ]
We've got two strikes.
Team Tremaine
is waiting over there.
They've already got an answer.
They haven't huddled.
We asked 100 women. There are
a lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
Shrimp.
-Ooh.
-Ooh.
Oh, good answer.
Man: Hey, Preston.
I love the effort, baby.
That's where he was going.
I like that. Let's see shrimp!
Number 4.
-What?!
-Ohh.
-That was good. That was good.
-That was a great answer.
-That was a good answer.
-Here's your chance...
Man:
That was a good answer, man.
...to steal. We asked 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
A crab.
Man: Yep.
-Ah. That's good.
-I got crabs.
That's good.
Crab!
This is a smoker here.
Yeah!
♪♪
Knoxville:
You are more than killing us.
We got zero points.
We have zero points.
This is actually awful.
Number 7.
All: Seahorse.
Steve: 6.
Man: Dolphin.
All: Dolphin.
We got that one.
Man: Dolphin.
Steve: 5.
All: Starfish.
Team Tremaine, 252.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
But, hey,
it's still anybody's game.
You can still win it.
Come on. Don't go away.
We'll be right back.
"Celebrity Family Feud."
All you need is one.
♪♪
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Team Tremaine, 252!
Danger: Boo!
Team Knoxville not on the board.
We got zero. We'll come back.
Let's go to the next question!
Give me Jasper!
Give me Darkshark!
Yeah, Jasper.
♪♪
Man: It's turned off now.
Put your hand on it.
Don't be scared.
Nah, hell nah.
I'm scared.
Point values triple.
Top four answers on the board.
This is a fill-in-the-blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
Jasper.
A banana.
A banana.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Darkshark.
A monkey.
A monkey.
[ Laughter ]
A monkey?
-Good answer.
-Good answer.
Oh!
Animal.
-It's animal.
-Wait, that was after the "X,"
right?
Same thing, the animal.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was after the "X,"
and it's a rabbit.
I don't know about --
I don't know about rabbit.
Talking about
animals, man.
-That's such a broad one.
-Yeah, it says rabbit.
Well, you guys have zero.
A monkey.
Jasper: Why would he put
a monkey by his thing?
He took the question
after the "X."
And it's a rabbit.
And the sun was in our eyes.
-Come on, Steve.
-A monkey rabbit.
It's a monkey rabbit.
I understand
the argument, but --
You gon' have to get that monkey
out your loincloth, though.
That's --
That's for damn sure.
That's what I'm saying.
[ Imitates monkey screeching ]
[ Laughter ]
Better get
some peanuts down --
Got to get his mind occupied
on something.
Better get a peanut down there
real quick.
Before he finds some.
[ Laughter ]
Butterbean,
fill in the blank, man.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
A knife.
A knife.
Dude, whoa.
Now, Zach,
here's the object
of this game.
I'm going to ask you
a question.
Okay.
That's all.
You got to say something...
I will, I promise.
...that you think
might be on the board.
Alright, now that we got that
cleared up,
Zach, let's fill in the blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
A ball.
[ Laughter ]
-Did he say a ball?
-Good answer.
-Did he say --
-A ball.
A ball? Good answer, Zach!
Good answer!
Good answer, Zach.
[ Laughter ]
A ball! Hmm.
Okay. Alright.
Steve:
Jeff, we got two strikes, man.
Chris:
Think about the question.
Now, this could be
a good one here,
'cause that could give
the other team a chance.
We got two strikes. If it's
there, we're still alive.
If it's not there,
the other family can steal
and play sudden death.
Preston, you might want
to join in the huddle.
[ Laughter ]
Jeff, you got it?
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Preston, nothing's going
to happen up there till I turn.
Knoxville: Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Fill in the blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull
a blank out of his loincloth.
A flower.
A flower.
What?! A flower?!
You heard.
A flower!
Man: "Bing."
Knoxville: Alright, here we go.
Alright, we got this.
-We got this.
-We got this.
We're coming back, Steve.
Team, listen to me.
This is it, man.
This is the shot.
We got one shot
to extend this game.
We got it.
Listen to me.
If you give me either
one of those answers,
3 or 4,
the team steals,
and we're going to
play sudden death.
Wow.
If it's not there,
the Tremaine team
will just win the game.
It's getting intense.
You guys can do it.
It's so intense.
How tragic that would be.
The opportunity is at hand.
Oh, my God.
You have no points.
[ Laughter ]
-Sudden death.
-I heard that.
All of you are gonna
get Tased...
except Rachel.
I'm gonna be
doing the Tasing.
Yes.
Come on, y'all.
Oh, my God.
Fill in the blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
Jane.
Yeah! Here we go!
Good answer!
Pull that Jane out.
This...
is for sudden death.
Give me Jane!
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
It's a comeback, baby!
Rachel: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Here we go.
-Whoo!
-Yes!
Dave:
Almost caught up. 234.
Boy, I'm so glad y'all
came up with that one.
-Me, too.
-Oh, my God.
This was embarrassing.
Oh, my God.
Number 4.
Vine.
We had them both!
We had them both.
Cool. Hey, nobody
reached 300 points,
so we gon' play sudden death.
Give me Dave.
Give me Butterbean.
It's one answer, Butterbean.
It's one answer.
It's one answer.
-Don't get Tased again, Dave.
-Oh, my God.
Danger:
Oh, Butterbean, you look mad!
-That is terrifying.
-Get him, Butterbean.
Okay, he's --
Dave, get back up there.
-He's not really gonna beat you.
-Dodge the right hook.
-Come on, Dave.
-Put your hand on the thing.
No. He's got
his hand on there.
Danger: Dave, put your --
Butterbean's hand is on it.
-Yeah, he don't care.
-I'm good.
I already got shocked
in the chest.
Yeah. Yeah, you did.
Yep, see?
You don't need nothing else
to happen to you.
Mr. Harvey --
Yeah, I think you're done.
For this survey, we are asking
for the top answer only.
Whoever gets this one answer
will win the game.
Good luck to both of you.
Here we go.
If a man has only one thing
in his refrigerator,
it would be what?
Dave.
Beer.
Danger: Yes! Good answer!
Beer!
That's it, baby!
-Good answer, Dave! Good answer!
-Beer!
Man: Shh.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Wait, did we win?
Did we just win?
Did we win?
-Damn.
-God.
Y'all ain't gonna be able
to live this down.
Damn.
Y'all had them the whole game.
Oh, my goodness.
I can't believe that.
They gonna be
talking smack, man.
Jane was when they got it.
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
I enjoyed y'all.
Hey, I need two players!
I need two players.
Alright.
I got them right here.
We want to thank you guys
for playing, man.
We're gonna make a donation
to your charity
just for being good sports.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money right after this.
Let's go.
Rachel: Did it.
♪♪
Yeah, I would have
said milk.
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Knoxville just
won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright, now, Johnny,
Danger's offstage.
I'm gonna ask you 5 questions
in 20 seconds.
You can't think of something,
you just say pass.
You and Danger together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
We're playing for the
Special Olympics and $25,000.
Yeah.
Alright. You ready?
Yes, sir.
20 seconds
on the clock, please.
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors.
Rock.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how good are you
at controlling your anger?
[ Laughs ] Six.
Give me another word
for throw up.
Puke.
Name a sport
where people wear gloves.
Baseball.
Name an ocean
that borders
the United States.
Pacific.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors.
You said...
Rock. Survey said...
-Ooh.
-Nice.
[ Applause ]
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how good are you
at controlling your anger?
You said...
Six.
About a six. Survey said...
Ah.
Give me another word
for throw up. You said...
Puke. Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name a sport where people
wear gloves. You said...
Baseball. Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name an ocean that borders
the United States. You said...
Pacific. Survey said...
Man: Wow.
Steve:
Wow. That's a big score.
Thank you.
That's a big score, man.
♪♪
-Alright.
-Alright.
♪♪
Don't go away, everybody.
We'll be right back.
We got to find out if Danger
can win 25,000 bucks
for his charity.
Yeah.
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to "Family Feud,"
everybody.
Man: Yeah.
Danger,
I have an announcement to make.
Go ahead.
If you win this game,
both teams will walk out of here
with $25,000
for their favorite charity.
Pressure's on, man.
Come on, Danger.
-He's ready to win this.
-Skate parks for the kids.
If you don't win this,
I can assure you
you will be Tased to death.
[ Laughter ]
I've never met...
No pressure.
...an angrier group
of teammates.
[ Laughter ]
You don't -- You don't even know
how many points you need.
No. What --
How many
you think he got?
How many I think we need?
I-I would --
Either, whatever you want.
You been Tased.
I'm guessing he got
like around 125 points.
Yeah, that's what you guessing.
You guessed wrong.
That's why, you lose,
it would be tragic.
So you're saying
he got a lot more.
He got a lot more.
Yeah!
Way to go, Knoxville.
One more shot.
What do you think he got?
Give me one more shot.
Uh...
[ Sputters ]
170.
No. He got
more than that.
He got 181.
What?!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Danger,
you need 19 points.
Oh, man.
You don't get 19 points,
this --
I'm going to let them do
whatever they want to do.
Thank you.
Forest.
As a matter of fact,
listen to me.
Could you hand Rachel
the Taser?
Yes, please.
Forest.
When you want to turn it on,
you turn it on there, okay?
[ Electricity zapping ]
You guys, come on, now.
I'm trying to -- Like,
seriously, you already --
Don't [bleep] this up.
Dude, that hurts really bad.
I'm trying to focus.
I need 19 points.
19 points, Ehren.
I mean, don't mess this up.
This is how we're going
to do it, Danger.
We're going to ask you
the same five questions.
You cannot duplicate
the answers.
If you do, you're going
to hear this sound.
[ Buzzer ]
I'll say try again.
You give me another answer.
It's gonna be a little bit
tougher this time, so we'll
give you 25 seconds.
You ready?
Indeed.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Johnny's answers.
Steve: 25 seconds
on the clock, please.
Come on, man.
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors.
Rock.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Scissors.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how good are you
at controlling your anger?
Eight.
Give me another word
for throw up.
Puke.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Vomit.
Name a sport
where people wear gloves.
Boxing.
Name an ocean
that borders
the United States.
Pacific.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Atlantic.
[ Bell rings ]
Yeah, baby!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man:
You got it. You got it.
[ People speaking indistinctly ]
We need 19 points
for everybody to go home
with $25,000
for their favorite charity.
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors,
You said...
Scissors.
Survey said...
Yeah!
First answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
First answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Rock --
Rock was the number-one answer.
Eight was the number-one answer.
Puke, baseball, Atlantic.
And that's $25,000
for both of you guys' charities.
I'd like to thank
Johnny and Jeff
and all the rest of you
for hanging out with us
and playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey.
We'll see you next time.
♪♪
My man.
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
We've got the stars
of "Jackass Forever."
It's Johnny Knoxville and team
playing for Special Olympics.
They're going up against
fellow Jackasses
Jeff Tremaine and team
playing for
The Skatepark Project.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
How you feeling?
Johnny, what's up?
Alright.
I see you shaved.
[ Laughs ]
How y'all doing?
[ Cheers and applause ]
How y'all doing?
I appreciate that.
Thank y'all very much.
I appreciate that, everybody.
[ Laughs ]
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody!
I'm your man Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, we got a good one
for you tonight, everybody.
These two celebrity teams
are gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, y'all ready
to have a good time?
Everybody say yeah.
All: Yeah!
Let's go meet Team Knoxville!
Man: Alright.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What the hell?
[ Laughter ]
What the...
That's right.
This some jackass mess
right here.
Who wore it better?
Oh, we got to give it to Steve.
Yeah, Steve!
We got to give it to Steve.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, now, if my wife
had come around this corner,
and a woman
had on the same thing,
oh, she'd be pissed.
[ Laughter ]
But me, I'm sitting here
going, "This is ignorant."
[ Laughter ]
I don't know why I thought --
You know, I should've known
that this jackass right here
would do something like this.
How you doing, man?
I just wanted to look handsome
like you, Steve.
Man, you look good.
Thank you. Thank you.
You look good, man.
Oh, come on. Stop. Stop.
Boy, you look like money.
How you doing, man?
I'm doing great.
Thanks for having us.
I'm just surprised
to see y'all alive.
Yeah!
So are we.
I thought y'all was gonna
kill y'all self
long time ago.
Man.
Hey, folks, let me tell you
what we got tonight.
Tonight, we got both teams.
We got the stars, directors,
producers of the hit movie
"Jackass Forever,"
and it's streaming now.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Right now.
Go watch it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for the man himself,
Johnny Knoxville!
Co-creator
and the star of "Jackass,"
ended up hospitalized...
[ Bull roars ]
...after getting charged
by a bull on "Jackass Forever."
[ Laughter ]
Again?
You know, I should've
went to college.
I don't think
that would've helped.
No, a little too late
for that, man.
How many times
you been hospitalized?
I don't know. A lot.
More than I can count.
That's crazy, man.
I -- Well, we got
a lot of movies out of it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's really good.
Anyway, let me --
let me go down the line.
This is Danger Ehren,
everybody.
Danger's one
of the original stars.
Former pro snowboarder.
Was tied down while a bear ate
honey and salmon off of him.
Yeah. And he made sure
to put it
in really hard places
to get at, too.
Yeah.
You got tied down, and a bear
ate salmon and honey off you?
Yeah.
And I had a dog collar
shocking me while it was eating,
so that didn't
help me at all.
But, you know.
Y'all ain't got to
act like this normal.
[ Laughter ]
I thought I was going
to die for sure,
but, you know, we lived again!
So, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Preston Lacy,
also one of
the original stars.
You often see him
chasing Wee Man outside,
wearing only underwear.
Has taken a field goal kick
directly to the face.
[ Audience groaning ]
That -- That really hurt.
[ Laughter ]
Y'all crazy, man.
It's serious. There's something
wrong with all y'all.
All y'all. Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Jasper.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He's a new member
of the crew.
Stunts include tap dancing --
[ Laughs ]
tap dancing
on an electrified floor.
Yeah, got to spark it up
a little bit, you know?
Oh.
[ Laughter ]
God. That's --
That's -- Bro.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Dave England.
Also one of the original stars
and writers.
Former pro snowboarder.
Stunts include
fire hose rodeo.
You know, when you
get on the fire hose,
and they just
turn it on full blast,
and you got to ride it.
He had to ride on
hanging on the fire hose
while it was going full blast.
It was fun until I fell off.
Yeah.
It was fun till you fell --
Yeah, it really was fun,
until that last
little part.
There's something wrong
with all y'all, man.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Rachel Wolfson.
[ Cheers and applause ]
She's a new member
and the first female member
of Jackass Squad.
[ Cheers and applause ]
One of her stunts includes
letting a scorpion bite her
on the lips multiple times.
[ Audience groaning ]
I've kissed worse.
You've kissed worse?
But did you start off
in stunts?
I started off in
stand-up comedy.
Yeah, I did, too, but --
[ Laughter ]
Okay, good.
Hey, Johnny, man,
what charity
you guys playing for?
We're playing
for the Special Olympics.
Okay, good.
Alright, let's go.
Hey, welcome to the show.
Let's go meet Team Tremaine.
[ Men booing ]
What's up, Jeff?
What's happening?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jeff Tremaine right here,
co-creator, director,
and producer of "Jackass."
Produced on the movie
"Bad Trip," also.
Jeff, how you doing, man?
I'm good, man.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
This doesn't work.
It don't work?
No.
Well, Wee Man, I ain't --
-Yes.
-Oh, there we go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This works.
Knoxville:
You show 'em, Wee Man!
Hey, man,
let me go down the ladder.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Chris Pontius.
He's one of
the original stars,
also a writer, producer,
known as Party Boy
because he likes to strip
into a thong
and dance in public.
[ Laughter, audience cheering ]
Everyone else likes it, too.
[ Laughter ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
my man Wee Man!
Wee Man is one of the original
stars. Pro skateboarder.
Stunts including getting lifted
up in the air by his underwear.
[ Laughter ]
That didn't feel good.
That did not feel good.
Y'all crazy, man.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Darkshark!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Honorary member
of Jackass Crew.
His son Jasper is one of
the guys in "Jackass Forever."
He wears a helmet
with a tarantula in it.
In it?
Darkshark: Yeah.
In it?
In it, man.
I don't know why I did it,
but I did it.
This is your son?
Yeah.
That's Pops.
He talked me into it.
Yeah, y'all in --
He talked you into it?
Yeah, tricked me into it.
Man, I got you a job.
[ Laughter ]
Man: Touché, touché.
And I'm traumatized.
A job that I'm traumatized of
right now. Thanks, man.
Steve, these two should
put gloves on, for real.
Knock him out. One throw.
All the time.
I can throw.
I want one match with him.
You could knock him out?
I'll knock him out.
My trainer right here.
Wait, how old are you, Jasper?
31.
31?
I'm 53.
He ain't got it.
He old, tired,
out of shape.
All I need
is one good one.
Back to Butterbean.
One good one.
I got all my cash on him,
though, Jasper.
Alright, if you say so.
Yeah, man.
You got old dudes, man,
they ain't -- It ain't a lot.
Tell him.
He got about 25,
30 seconds,
but it's gon' be
30 seconds of hell.
[ Laughter ]
Thunder.
[ Laughter,
all speaking indistinctly ]
I'm trying
to tell him, man.
I'd put my money
on Darkshark.
[ All speaking indistinctly ]
Hey, man,
my oldest son is 31.
You can ask him.
He don't want this.
[ Laughter ]
Nah.
You better listen, boy!
No, he don't want this!
You better listen!
This ain't gon' go
the way you think!
It ain't gon' go the way,
I'm telling you.
'Cause I'm-a do something
ain't never happened.
I'm-a bite you in your hair.
Oh, yeah, we cheek 'em.
You ain't never had a piece
of your cheek spit back on you.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, see --
No.
-No.
-Didn't think so.
Yeah, see, I'm-a fight to win.
This ain't gon' be no easy one.
You better
listen and learn, boy.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Butterbean.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man: You got this.
Wait till after the show.
Butterbean, former heavyweight
pro boxer,
MMA fighter,
kickboxer, pro wrestler.
He's won multiple
heavyweight
and super heavyweight
championship titles.
In the original
"Jackass" movie,
he boxed Johnny
in a department store.
Knocked Johnny's ass out.
Sent Johnny
to the hospital.
When Johnny woke up, he asked
if Butterbean was okay.
[ Laughter ]
That's how good a guy he is.
Yeah.
You's tough boy, man.
Thank you so much.
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Zach Holmes.
-Zach.
-Zach.
He's a new Jackass member,
originally the star
and co-creator
of Van Toffler's
"Too Stupid to Die."
[ Laughter ]
And his stunt includes
hang-gliding
into a bed of cactus.
[ Audience groaning ]
Wasn't the first time
I've been in cacti, so...
[ Laughter ]
See, that side
looks a little --
There is no room
for him over here.
He ain't behind the podium
at all.
Butterbean got
that whole section.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, this is
going to be good.
Hey, Jeff, man, what charity
you guys playing for?
We're playing
for The Skatepark Project.
Okay, good, good, good.
I like that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, folks,
if we have never had
an ignorant version
of "Celebrity Family Feud,"
we're about to have one now.
Let's get it on.
Give me Johnny. Give me Jeff.
Yeah! There you go.
You're up, you're up.
♪♪
Alright, here we go, guys.
Top eight answers
are on the board.
Name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
[ Ringing ]
Jeff.
The toilet flush.
The toilet flush.
Like -- Yeah, that would
bother y'all. Yeah.
The toilet flush.
Flush.
Knoxville.
Someone to walk in.
Somebody walk in.
Danger:
Good answer! Good answer!
Yeah!
Door opens.
Pass or play?
Play.
We're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
If you're in an airplane
bathroom with someone
making love,
that door will not open.
[ Laughter ]
If that little boy
wasn't on the front row,
I'd tell you why.
[ Laughter ]
What's happening right now?
This is amazing.
Danger, hey, man, name something
you'd hate to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
I'm going to say
turbulence.
Turbulence.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh!
Hey, Preston, tell me something
you'd hate to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
Finish too fast.
Finish too fast.
[ Applause ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Good answer.
Good answer.
Honest answer.
Finish too fast.
-Ohh!
-Ohh.
I love it.
Only one strike.
Jasper, my man,
name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
The plane crash.
Mm, that's --
Oh, taking it all the way.
You don't want to die
and your stuff out, you know?
That's not a good way to go.
A plane crash
would bother y'all?
[ Laughter ]
It's up there, man.
It better be.
The plane crash.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Crash and die.
Dave, come on, man.
Tell me something
you'd hate to have happen
while you making love
in an airplane bathroom.
Um, you accidentally
went number two
in the wrong direction.
Poop. Poop.
Makes sense.
Misfire.
Makes sense.
It's up there.
Did you see the episode
where they were in a Home Depot,
and they went
in the toilet section
and lifted up the toilet
and actually used the bathroom
in the toilet?
Right here.
Yep. That's him.
That was you?
Yeah, that's him.
That's right.
I mean pulled his pants down,
lifted up the lid,
and defecated
in the toilet.
No water.
[ Audience groaning ]
Nah, he did that.
I'm not making this up.
What y'all
shaking your head for?
The name of the movie
is "Jackass Forever."
[ Laughter ]
Number two!
-Ohh.
-What?!
I'm sorry.
Aah!
[ Electricity zapping ]
Man: Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Rachel: I got you, Dave.
Oh --
I'm sorry, Steve,
but that was a terrible answer.
Holy crap, man.
Ow.
He -- He Tased his ass.
We're gonna have to
try harder, team.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, good luck.
He said,
"That's a horrible answer."
[ Imitates electricity zapping ]
[ Laughter ]
Man, I'm sweating.
Oh, my God.
I know what a Tase is.
I've been right next
to the police when he did it.
You're telling me.
Alright,
we got two strikes.
Rachel, I'm so sorry.
Poor Rachel.
[ Speaks indistinctly,
laughs ]
Name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you making love
in an airplane bathroom.
A condom breaking.
A condom breaking.
Oh, geez.
Whoa.
Wow. Hey. Yeah.
No!
[ Man speaks indistinctly ]
Alright, guys. Here we go.
You know it.
Name something you'd hate
to have happen
while you're making love
in an airplane bathroom.
-Oh, God.
-Making love.
Jeff?
Oh, it's me.
-Yeah.
-No, it's --
-You're answering.
-Ready?
Nah, y'all were supposed to...
Yeah, we did.
...talk over --
We did.
Okay. What's the answer?
We told him.
Okay.
He's just not listening.
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
Alright.
Jeff, think about it.
[ Electricity zaps ]
Think about it, Jeff.
[ Laughter ]
The -- The seatbelt sign
goes off, emergency seatbelt.
[ Imitates buzzer ]
Seatbelt sign.
Seatbelt sign.
Seatbelt sign comes on.
The seatbelt sign
comes on!
Seatbelt sign comes on!
Come on.
-Oh!
-Yeah!
♪♪
-Aw.
-Aw.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah!
-[ Laughs ]
-Wow.
Knoxville: Number 7.
That's cheating!
Number 8.
Man: You got to shock yourself
now, Johnny.
All: Everyone hears.
Steve: 6.
Mercy.
All: Fall in toilet.
Oh, yeah.
4?
All: Folks knocking.
Well, folks, we got a game.
Team Tremaine got 73.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
But the goal is 300 points.
You got a long way to go.
You're playing well.
Come on. Let's get it on.
Hey, y'all, don't go away.
We'll be right back with more
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Tased him.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Tremaine got 73.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Danger. Give me Chris.
Alright.
-Go, Chris!
-Go, Chris!
Come on, Party Boy!
You're good.
Alright, guys, we've got
the top eight answers
on the board.
We asked 100 married women,
your husband's back hair
is so thick,
you can make what out of it?
[ Ringing ]
Danger.
A forest.
A forest.
A forest.
Jasper: What? Are you serious?
Oh, my God.
[ Electricity zaps ]
Aah!
Rachel: He deserved that.
Stupid answer.
A forest?
I don't know.
I can't think straight.
I'm freaking out.
A sweater? Anything?
Braids.
Braids.
-What'd he say?
-Good answer.
What'd he say?
-Alright.
-Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I blew it.
I blew it.
You know, when your teammate
gives an answer,
you're supposed to go,
"Good answer. Good answer."
You're not supposed
to punish him by Tasing his ass.
[ Laughter ]
It was an inspiredly
terrible answer, though,
in my defense.
Yeah, it was actually horrible.
And you know what, though?
I ain't gonna lie to you.
A forest?
If a non-celebrity
had said that,
we'd still be over there
discussing that.
[ Laughter ]
This is ignorant "Family Feud."
Wee Man.
Yeah.
Talked to 100 married women.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you can make
what out of it?
A blanket.
A blanket.
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
Knoxville: Alright.
Let's huddle. Let's huddle.
They want you all to huddle up
and discuss an answer,
but they're scared
of getting Tased.
Man: A forest?
Give a dumbass suggestion
in that huddle over there.
A blanket!
-Ooh.
-Oh.
That was a good answer.
Alright, Darkshark.
Talked to
100 married women.
Your husband's back hair
is so thick,
you can make
what out of it?
A fur coat.
A fur coat.
-Fur coat.
-Good answer.
-Yes!
-Yeah, Darkshark.
Butterbean,
100 married women, man.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you can make what
out of it?
A throw rug.
A th-- [ Laughs ]
A throw rug.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Zach,
100 married women.
Your husband's back hair
is so thick,
you can make what
out of it?
The blank.
Come on. It's gonna
get buzzered.
Give me --
[ Buzzer ]
Give me the Taser!
Give me the Taser!
[ Electricity zaps ]
Zach, forest. Say forest.
I was going to say forest.
[ Laughing ]
He was going to say forest.
Hey, now you know
why he's at the end.
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
He just stood there
and didn't say a damn thing.
He didn't even try.
He didn't even look like
he was thinking of anything.
[ Laughter,
men speaking indistinctly ]
And I was actually like,
you know --
[ Laughter ]
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
We got two strikes, guys.
Team Knoxville can steal.
100 married women.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you can make what
out of it?
Sweater.
Sweater!
Good answer, Jeff. I think --
I think that's gonna go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Chris, two strikes.
Team Knoxville could steal.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you could make what out of it?
A scarf?
Scarf.
[ Applause ]
-Ohh.
-Damn.
Alright, here we go.
[ Laughs ]
Same damn suit.
Every time I walk over here,
I want to compliment him.
Alright, guys.
100 married women.
Your husband's
back hair so thick,
you could make what
out of it?
Mittens.
Mittens.
Mittens!
Good answer!
Good answer.
Mittens!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Steve: Number 8.
Man: What?
All: Broom/mop.
Rachel: What?
Steve: 7.
All: Pillow.
Gonna say that one.
Steve: 5.
All: Toothbrush.
What?
Steve: 4.
You can't knit
any of those.
All: Socks.
Well, Team Tremaine got 150.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
The goal is 300 points,
so don't go away.
We'll be right back with more
"Celebrity Family Feud."
We got to
get something.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Tremaine got 150.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Preston.
Give me Wee Man.
[ All speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Man: Look at Preston.
Alright, dawg.
Alright, guys.
Point values are double.
Top eight answers on the board.
We asked 100 women.
There are a lot of fish --
[ Electricity zaps ]
I knew it. That's why
I don't trust you guys!
Danger: What happened?
I knew it!
-What happened?
-What happened?
This thing shocked my hand.
Come on! No!
Yes, it did.
I wouldn't play a game.
-You're making that up.
-Prove it.
It didn't happen to us.
That must be a accident.
It just did
when I went, "Aah!"
Put your hand back on it!
I did!
Try it again.
I'm sure it was a short.
Man: It was a crossed wire.
Put your hand back up there.
No. I already got it.
You got me.
The hell is going on?
I don't trust my friends.
Man: Hey, Dave, Dave.
I don't --
And it got me.
-We got you.
-This is a fluke.
This is never even here
usually on "Family Feud."
No! You're lying!
I watch.
[ Laughter ]
Wee Man say, "I watch the show.
You guys are in the hospital."
Steve, we can continue.
Okay. Thank you, sir.
Preston, you okay?
Yes.
Danger:
[ Laughs ] No.
That kick in the head from
the field goal still kinda --
I'm not a smart man,
Mr. Harvey.
[ Laughter ]
Knoxville: But he's polite.
You're very polite.
Thank you, sir.
Rachel: And honest.
[ Laughter ]
He said, "I'm not a smart man,
Mr. Harvey."
You ain't got to get kicked in
the face to know that, though.
[ Laughter ]
You can stop at algebra,
you know.
You don't have to get kicked in
the --
Here we go.
We asked 100 women.
There are a lot of fish
in the sea.
So what sea creature
did you end up with?
Wee Man.
Sea turtle.
Sea turtle.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man:
No way that's up there.
Preston.
Shark.
Man: Preston, you got this.
Shark.
-You got this.
-Yeah.
-Oh!
-Oh.
You got it, baby. Pass or play?
Come on. Let's play. Let's play.
-Sea turtle.
-Yep.
Play.
Jasper, we talked
to 100 women, now.
There's a lot of fish
in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
A whale, and I loved it.
A whale, and I loved it.
Whoa. She loved it?
[ Whooping ]
Hey, Dave, we talked
to 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea,
so what sea creature
did you end up with?
[ Groans, coughs ]
He's nervous.
A jellyfish.
[ Growling ]
Good answer. Good answer!
They sting you.
Good answer.
Jellyfish!
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
Damn.
Hey, Rachel?
Hey.
Talked to 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
Octopus.
An octopus.
Yeah, right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man:
It's got to be up there, right?
Yay!
My man Knoxville, you talk to --
We talked to 100 women, Johnny.
There are a lot of fish
in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
Tuna.
Ooh, ah. Wait.
Tuna!
Tuna.
It's on the board.
-Ohh!
-Oh, my God.
-Slap him.
-God.
-Can we Tase you?
-We got two strikes, man.
We got two strikes.
[ Electricity zaps ]
Aah!
[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughter ]
Ow.
I have so much anxiety
right now.
You okay?
That got me good.
It's no way
I could push that button.
On myself?
[ Laughs ]
Man: Come on, Ehren.
We got two strikes.
Not a forest.
The other team can steal.
We need this one,
Danger.
This is real--
I just gonna --
Normally, I don't say this, but
y'all -- y'all need some points.
Yeah.
You need some points.
I say, you know, you can win
even up to the last question,
but it, like, just looks
awfully bad
to have zero.
Danger, 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
A blowfish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Obviously, we're not
interested in points.
Blowfish!
Blowfish?
[ All cheering ]
A blowfish!
[ All cheering ]
Hell yeah.
I'm so proud of you!
You didn't say forest.
Wow.
Saved yourself.
Thank you.
Save the team, Preston.
I'm looking at you,
and you've got savior
written all over you.
Danger: You got this, "P."
They're counting
on you, Preston.
Yes.
Forget the statement
that you made up here,
that you're
not a smart man.
You're smart enough
for this game,
'cause this ain't "Jeopardy!"
[ Laughter ]
We've got two strikes.
Team Tremaine
is waiting over there.
They've already got an answer.
They haven't huddled.
We asked 100 women. There are
a lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
Shrimp.
-Ooh.
-Ooh.
Oh, good answer.
Man: Hey, Preston.
I love the effort, baby.
That's where he was going.
I like that. Let's see shrimp!
Number 4.
-What?!
-Ohh.
-That was good. That was good.
-That was a great answer.
-That was a good answer.
-Here's your chance...
Man:
That was a good answer, man.
...to steal. We asked 100 women.
Lot of fish in the sea.
What sea creature
did you end up with?
A crab.
Man: Yep.
-Ah. That's good.
-I got crabs.
That's good.
Crab!
This is a smoker here.
Yeah!
♪♪
Knoxville:
You are more than killing us.
We got zero points.
We have zero points.
This is actually awful.
Number 7.
All: Seahorse.
Steve: 6.
Man: Dolphin.
All: Dolphin.
We got that one.
Man: Dolphin.
Steve: 5.
All: Starfish.
Team Tremaine, 252.
Team Knoxville not on the board.
But, hey,
it's still anybody's game.
You can still win it.
Come on. Don't go away.
We'll be right back.
"Celebrity Family Feud."
All you need is one.
♪♪
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Team Tremaine, 252!
Danger: Boo!
Team Knoxville not on the board.
We got zero. We'll come back.
Let's go to the next question!
Give me Jasper!
Give me Darkshark!
Yeah, Jasper.
♪♪
Man: It's turned off now.
Put your hand on it.
Don't be scared.
Nah, hell nah.
I'm scared.
Point values triple.
Top four answers on the board.
This is a fill-in-the-blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
Jasper.
A banana.
A banana.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Darkshark.
A monkey.
A monkey.
[ Laughter ]
A monkey?
-Good answer.
-Good answer.
Oh!
Animal.
-It's animal.
-Wait, that was after the "X,"
right?
Same thing, the animal.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was after the "X,"
and it's a rabbit.
I don't know about --
I don't know about rabbit.
Talking about
animals, man.
-That's such a broad one.
-Yeah, it says rabbit.
Well, you guys have zero.
A monkey.
Jasper: Why would he put
a monkey by his thing?
He took the question
after the "X."
And it's a rabbit.
And the sun was in our eyes.
-Come on, Steve.
-A monkey rabbit.
It's a monkey rabbit.
I understand
the argument, but --
You gon' have to get that monkey
out your loincloth, though.
That's --
That's for damn sure.
That's what I'm saying.
[ Imitates monkey screeching ]
[ Laughter ]
Better get
some peanuts down --
Got to get his mind occupied
on something.
Better get a peanut down there
real quick.
Before he finds some.
[ Laughter ]
Butterbean,
fill in the blank, man.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
A knife.
A knife.
Dude, whoa.
Now, Zach,
here's the object
of this game.
I'm going to ask you
a question.
Okay.
That's all.
You got to say something...
I will, I promise.
...that you think
might be on the board.
Alright, now that we got that
cleared up,
Zach, let's fill in the blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
A ball.
[ Laughter ]
-Did he say a ball?
-Good answer.
-Did he say --
-A ball.
A ball? Good answer, Zach!
Good answer!
Good answer, Zach.
[ Laughter ]
A ball! Hmm.
Okay. Alright.
Steve:
Jeff, we got two strikes, man.
Chris:
Think about the question.
Now, this could be
a good one here,
'cause that could give
the other team a chance.
We got two strikes. If it's
there, we're still alive.
If it's not there,
the other family can steal
and play sudden death.
Preston, you might want
to join in the huddle.
[ Laughter ]
Jeff, you got it?
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Preston, nothing's going
to happen up there till I turn.
Knoxville: Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Fill in the blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull
a blank out of his loincloth.
A flower.
A flower.
What?! A flower?!
You heard.
A flower!
Man: "Bing."
Knoxville: Alright, here we go.
Alright, we got this.
-We got this.
-We got this.
We're coming back, Steve.
Team, listen to me.
This is it, man.
This is the shot.
We got one shot
to extend this game.
We got it.
Listen to me.
If you give me either
one of those answers,
3 or 4,
the team steals,
and we're going to
play sudden death.
Wow.
If it's not there,
the Tremaine team
will just win the game.
It's getting intense.
You guys can do it.
It's so intense.
How tragic that would be.
The opportunity is at hand.
Oh, my God.
You have no points.
[ Laughter ]
-Sudden death.
-I heard that.
All of you are gonna
get Tased...
except Rachel.
I'm gonna be
doing the Tasing.
Yes.
Come on, y'all.
Oh, my God.
Fill in the blank.
If Tarzan were a magician,
he might pull a blank
out of his loincloth.
Jane.
Yeah! Here we go!
Good answer!
Pull that Jane out.
This...
is for sudden death.
Give me Jane!
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
It's a comeback, baby!
Rachel: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Here we go.
-Whoo!
-Yes!
Dave:
Almost caught up. 234.
Boy, I'm so glad y'all
came up with that one.
-Me, too.
-Oh, my God.
This was embarrassing.
Oh, my God.
Number 4.
Vine.
We had them both!
We had them both.
Cool. Hey, nobody
reached 300 points,
so we gon' play sudden death.
Give me Dave.
Give me Butterbean.
It's one answer, Butterbean.
It's one answer.
It's one answer.
-Don't get Tased again, Dave.
-Oh, my God.
Danger:
Oh, Butterbean, you look mad!
-That is terrifying.
-Get him, Butterbean.
Okay, he's --
Dave, get back up there.
-He's not really gonna beat you.
-Dodge the right hook.
-Come on, Dave.
-Put your hand on the thing.
No. He's got
his hand on there.
Danger: Dave, put your --
Butterbean's hand is on it.
-Yeah, he don't care.
-I'm good.
I already got shocked
in the chest.
Yeah. Yeah, you did.
Yep, see?
You don't need nothing else
to happen to you.
Mr. Harvey --
Yeah, I think you're done.
For this survey, we are asking
for the top answer only.
Whoever gets this one answer
will win the game.
Good luck to both of you.
Here we go.
If a man has only one thing
in his refrigerator,
it would be what?
Dave.
Beer.
Danger: Yes! Good answer!
Beer!
That's it, baby!
-Good answer, Dave! Good answer!
-Beer!
Man: Shh.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Wait, did we win?
Did we just win?
Did we win?
-Damn.
-God.
Y'all ain't gonna be able
to live this down.
Damn.
Y'all had them the whole game.
Oh, my goodness.
I can't believe that.
They gonna be
talking smack, man.
Jane was when they got it.
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
I enjoyed y'all.
Hey, I need two players!
I need two players.
Alright.
I got them right here.
We want to thank you guys
for playing, man.
We're gonna make a donation
to your charity
just for being good sports.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money right after this.
Let's go.
Rachel: Did it.
♪♪
Yeah, I would have
said milk.
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Team Knoxville just
won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright, now, Johnny,
Danger's offstage.
I'm gonna ask you 5 questions
in 20 seconds.
You can't think of something,
you just say pass.
You and Danger together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
We're playing for the
Special Olympics and $25,000.
Yeah.
Alright. You ready?
Yes, sir.
20 seconds
on the clock, please.
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors.
Rock.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how good are you
at controlling your anger?
[ Laughs ] Six.
Give me another word
for throw up.
Puke.
Name a sport
where people wear gloves.
Baseball.
Name an ocean
that borders
the United States.
Pacific.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Men speaking indistinctly ]
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors.
You said...
Rock. Survey said...
-Ooh.
-Nice.
[ Applause ]
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how good are you
at controlling your anger?
You said...
Six.
About a six. Survey said...
Ah.
Give me another word
for throw up. You said...
Puke. Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name a sport where people
wear gloves. You said...
Baseball. Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name an ocean that borders
the United States. You said...
Pacific. Survey said...
Man: Wow.
Steve:
Wow. That's a big score.
Thank you.
That's a big score, man.
♪♪
-Alright.
-Alright.
♪♪
Don't go away, everybody.
We'll be right back.
We got to find out if Danger
can win 25,000 bucks
for his charity.
Yeah.
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to "Family Feud,"
everybody.
Man: Yeah.
Danger,
I have an announcement to make.
Go ahead.
If you win this game,
both teams will walk out of here
with $25,000
for their favorite charity.
Pressure's on, man.
Come on, Danger.
-He's ready to win this.
-Skate parks for the kids.
If you don't win this,
I can assure you
you will be Tased to death.
[ Laughter ]
I've never met...
No pressure.
...an angrier group
of teammates.
[ Laughter ]
You don't -- You don't even know
how many points you need.
No. What --
How many
you think he got?
How many I think we need?
I-I would --
Either, whatever you want.
You been Tased.
I'm guessing he got
like around 125 points.
Yeah, that's what you guessing.
You guessed wrong.
That's why, you lose,
it would be tragic.
So you're saying
he got a lot more.
He got a lot more.
Yeah!
Way to go, Knoxville.
One more shot.
What do you think he got?
Give me one more shot.
Uh...
[ Sputters ]
170.
No. He got
more than that.
He got 181.
What?!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Danger,
you need 19 points.
Oh, man.
You don't get 19 points,
this --
I'm going to let them do
whatever they want to do.
Thank you.
Forest.
As a matter of fact,
listen to me.
Could you hand Rachel
the Taser?
Yes, please.
Forest.
When you want to turn it on,
you turn it on there, okay?
[ Electricity zapping ]
You guys, come on, now.
I'm trying to -- Like,
seriously, you already --
Don't [bleep] this up.
Dude, that hurts really bad.
I'm trying to focus.
I need 19 points.
19 points, Ehren.
I mean, don't mess this up.
This is how we're going
to do it, Danger.
We're going to ask you
the same five questions.
You cannot duplicate
the answers.
If you do, you're going
to hear this sound.
[ Buzzer ]
I'll say try again.
You give me another answer.
It's gonna be a little bit
tougher this time, so we'll
give you 25 seconds.
You ready?
Indeed.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Johnny's answers.
Steve: 25 seconds
on the clock, please.
Come on, man.
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors.
Rock.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Scissors.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how good are you
at controlling your anger?
Eight.
Give me another word
for throw up.
Puke.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Vomit.
Name a sport
where people wear gloves.
Boxing.
Name an ocean
that borders
the United States.
Pacific.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Atlantic.
[ Bell rings ]
Yeah, baby!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man:
You got it. You got it.
[ People speaking indistinctly ]
We need 19 points
for everybody to go home
with $25,000
for their favorite charity.
Tell me your first move
when you're playing
rock, paper, scissors,
You said...
Scissors.
Survey said...
Yeah!
First answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
First answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Rock --
Rock was the number-one answer.
Eight was the number-one answer.
Puke, baseball, Atlantic.
And that's $25,000
for both of you guys' charities.
I'd like to thank
Johnny and Jeff
and all the rest of you
for hanging out with us
and playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey.
We'll see you next time.
♪♪
My man.