Celebrity Family Feud (2008–…): Season 8, Episode 7 - Deon Cole vs. Tisha Campbell and Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes vs. Justin Long - full transcript
Actor Deon Cole's team faces off against a team led by actress Tisha Campbell; Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes lead a team that competes against actor Justin Long's team.
It's time for
"Celebrity Family Feud"!
From "Black-ish", it's comedian
Deon Cole and friends,
playing for Stand Up To Cancer.
And you know her from "Martin"
and "My Wife and Kids."
It's Tisha Campbell and family,
playing for
the Wiley Center For Speech
& Language Development.
And now the star
of our show, Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Tisha.
What's up, girl?
I got you. Come on,
I got love for you.
What's happening?
That's good, that's good.
Come on.
Thank y'all.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Thank you, everybody.
Well, welcome to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And, boy, we got
a good one for you tonight.
I can promise you that.
Look, these celebrity teams
gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
So if you're ready for
the show to get started,
everybody say "yeah."
All: Yeah!
Let's go meet the Cole Team!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Deon Cole, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Stars in "Black-ish", SAG Award,
and NAACP Image Award winner.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes, yes.
Stand-up star.
Hey.
Go back like Cadillac C.
Don't we?
How you been, man?
Man, I been good, boy.
Well, have a good time.
Hey, stay enthusiastic.
We gonna have a lot of fun.
Hey, come on y'all.
Let's go meet You Go Girl!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Give it up for the legend
Tisha Campbell.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Starred in "Martin",
NAACP Image Award winner,
"My Wife and Kids."
That's right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And everything else
[ Laughs ] And everything else?
How you been?
I juggle, too.
Yeah, I know, I know.
[ Laughter ]
Welcome to the show.
Hey, folks, listen,
this ought to be a good one.
We gonna meet everybody
as we go along.
Let's get it on. Give me Deon.
Give me Tisha.
♪♪
All right, y'all,
let's go.
We got top seven answers
on the board.
Name someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
[ Bell dinging ]
Deon?
My divorced wife.
[ Buzzer ]
Yes, yes,
that's for sure.
The divorced wife. Her.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We gonna play.
Let's go.
Hey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Brooklynn, name
someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
Evil auntie.
Your evil aunt.
[ Buzzer ]
Deon:
That's all good.
Mm.
All right, Kelley,
name someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
In-laws or mother-in-law.
Mother-in-law.
[ Bell dings ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ocean Glapion.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Stand-up comic.
He's got a podcast,
"Funny Stories with Ocean."
Yeah.
What's up with you, man?
What's up, man?
Steve, you look good, man.
Always good to see
another one of the cast.
Good to see you, too.
Good to see you, too.
All right, man,
let's go, Ocean.
Name someone
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave some day.
Your ex-best friend.
Your ex-best friend.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Kimberly, how are you?
I'm great.
All right, let's go.
Name someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave some day.
My stepsister.
[ Laughter ]
That's when the families
don't really quite blend.
It's not blending right.
It's not blending right.
It's when that blended-family
thing don't really work out.
Okay, the stepsister.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, Deon,
we rolling, man.
Give me somebody
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
My boss.
Your boss.
But I don't
have a boss, but yeah.
Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
Yes, I do. Boss.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, I don't. No, I don't.
I do not. Boss.
Your boss.
[ Buzzer ]
Brooklynn, we got
two strikes now.
We got to be careful
this time
'cause You Go Girls!
can steal.
Name someone
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
My children.
Oh!
I don't
have any kids.
I know you don't.
[ Laughs ]
Well, you out the will.
[ Laughter ]
So when you get
through dancing,
come on down
to this reading.
Your kids.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kelley, we've got
two strikes again.
We got to be careful.
You Go Girl! could steal.
Somebody you might worry
gonna actually dance
on your grave some day.
Your doctor, 'cause you don't
listen to his advice.
Your doctor.
[ Laughter ]
♪ I told you,
you had diabetes ♪
♪ But you didn't listen
♪ So now you're dead
♪ Your ass is dead! ♪
♪ You got diabetes!
Wow.
Your doctor.
[ Buzzer ]
Your doctor?
All right, y'all,
here's your chance.
Name someone
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave some day.
Your spouse.
Your spouse!
Man: Good answer!
Good answer!
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That was personal.
[ Laughter ]
Little bit, little bit,
little bit, little bit.
Might be little personal.
I don't know. I don't know.
A little venom in that
one right there.
Your damn spouse.
Spouse.
Number 5.
Satan?
Wow, that's heavy.
That's scary.
Wow.
Hey, let's go to question 2.
Give me Brooklynn.
Give me Stanley.
♪♪
Ocean: Let's go to,
Brooklynn!
All right, guys,
here we go.
We got top seven answers
on the board.
Name something a man puts on
when he's trying to be sexy.
[ Bell dings ]
Brooklynn.
Speedos.
Speedos.
[ Buzzer ]
Stanley.
Cologne.
Cologne.
Pass or play?
Play, sir.
Come on, Stanley.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Terra,
well, here we go.
Name something
a man puts on
when he's trying
to be sexy.
A suit.
A suit.
Dani, name something
a man puts on
when he's trying
to be sexy.
A nice pair of shoes.
Nice pair of shoes.
Good answer,
good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
Aw, ain't that something.
Hey, Jennifer.
Name something
a man puts on
when he's trying
to be sexy.
A satin robe.
A satin robe.
Terra: Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
All right, Tisha,
we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful
'cause the Cole Team can steal.
We need this one.
Name something a man
puts on
when he's
trying to be sexy.
You got a drip on your arm,
a little jewelry.
You got to put something on,
some jewelry or something.
Put that thing on.
Jewelry.
[ Buzzer ]
What?
All right, Cole Team,
here we are.
Your chance right here to
come out the huddle.
Name something a man puts
on what he's trying to be sexy.
Some sexy underwear.
Ocean: Yeah!
Some sexy underwear.
Boom.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number 7.
All: Uniform/UPS.
Number 6.
All: Short shorts.
Brooklynn:
I said Speedo.
[ Laughs ] 5.
All: Skinny jeans.
Oh. No.
Not in my era.
Yeah. Or ever.
Ever.
3.
All: Tight shirt.
The goal is 300 points,
so don't go away, everybody.
We'll be right back
with "Celebrity Family Feud."
We got a good one.
Proud of you, man.
Well, welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
Oh, I told you,
we got a good one, everybody.
You Go Girl! got 61.
Cole got 51.
Give me, Kelley.
Give me Terra.
♪♪
Point values are double.
We got the top five
answers on the board.
Here we go.
We asked 100 women, "You'd hate
to see a man do what
while he was kissing you."
[ Bell dings ]
Kelley?
Throw up.
Throw up.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
Terra?
Have his eyes open.
Have his eyes open.
Man: Okay.
Tisha: Yes, Terra!
Pass or play?
All right, let's go.
Hey, Dani, come on now.
We talked to 100 women.
You'd hate to see a man do what
while he was kissing you.
Walking the dog.
I don't know.
That's so dumb.
[ Laughter ]
So much pressure.
There's too much pressure.
Don't you say
"good answer."
That's gonna be
a country song right there.
That's a hit.
We gonna walk the dog
while we was kissing.
Walking the dog.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Don't ask no questions.
I don't know.
I was under pressure.
Hey, Jennifer,
we asked 100 women,
"You'd hate to see a man do what
while he was kissing you."
Pick his nose.
Pick his nose.
Good answer.
Good answer.
[ Laughs ] Sorry.
[ Buzzer ]
Tisha:
What's wrong with y'all?
That's hard to do,
Jennifer.
Dani:
This is so funny.
Tisha, we got
two strikes already.
I see!
Good answer!
Hey, hey, Ocean!
100 women,
"You'd hate to see a man
do what
while he was kissing you."
I wish he would watch
a video game.
Watching
the video game.
[ Buzzer ]
All that talk.
All right, Cole.
Here we go, man.
We've talked
to 100 women.
You'd hate to see a man do what
while he was kissing you.
Fart.
-That's a good answer.
-Good answer. Good answer.
It's up there.
It's up there.
It's up there.
It's up there.
Yeah, that's one thing, dawg,
'cause if you see a fart...
See?
That's what I'm sayin'.
That's why I was asking.
That one right there,
dawg, whoo!
If you see it, that one got --
that's special.
That's got -- That's got
something on it there, D.
That's why I was asking.
If you see.
Like, blow right
through his jeans.
Whoosh!
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
'Cause you the only person
that seen a fart.
[ Buzzer ]
Number 5.
All: Get "stimulus package."
What?
Well,
you don't hate that.
Wow.
Number 4.
All: Sleep/snore.
Steve: 3.
All: Watch TV/sports.
Steve: 1.
All: Check phone/text.
Oh,
that's disrespectful.
Well, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Ocean.
Give me Dani.
Come on, Ocean.
You got this.
You got this.
♪♪
Oh!
Let's do it,
let's do it.
All right, here we go.
Point values are triple.
Top four answers on the board.
Fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Ocean.
Smooth as silk.
Smooth as silk.
That's what
I'm talking' 'bout!
I don't care what she
looked like, we playin'.
[ Laughter ]
Deon: Yeah, O!
Hey, Ocean, it damn near
worked, though.
I saw you had to
pull it together.
You said, "I ain't
gonna look, Steve.
I'm gonna look --
I got my head down."
You had to refocus.
Kimberly, fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Butter.
Smooth as butter.
[ Bell dings ]
Brooklynn: Hey!
Fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Ice.
Smooth as ice.
You went old school
on it.
Smooth as ice.
Oh!
Let's go, G!
Brooklynn, fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Smooth...
as velvet.
As what?
Velvet.
Smooth as velvet.
'Cause I mean, look at you.
You've been feeling that
the whole time.
I wanted to touch it.
I wanted to touch it.
Soon as I came out here,
she said, "That's it."
The inside
of a jewelry box.
[ Laughter ]
Smooth as velvet.
[ Buzzer ]
Kelley,
one answer left.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
Fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Smooth as a baby's bottom.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's it!
That's it!
[ Deon shouting in Spanish ]
[ Laughter ]
Smooth as
a baby's bottom!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Hey, Tisha,
we appreciate y'all coming.
Thank you so much.
We're gonna make a donation
to your foundation
just for stopping by
and joining us.
Thank you.
Hey, I need two of you
right there.
We'll be right back.
We got Brooklynn.
We got Deon Cole.
We gonna play Fast Money
right after this, y'all.
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
The Cole Team just won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
I got a new family member.
Who it that?
Oh. Oh.
[ Laughter ]
She didn't want to be over there
on the losing side.
No, no. No.
All right, you ready?
Deon: Yep.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
Name a kind of animal
an actor might be afraid
to work with in
a nature movie.
Snake.
Name an activity
you need your hips to do.
Uh, hula-hoop.
Name something that hits
your car and leaves a ding.
Shopping cart.
Name something
that rings.
Phone.
Name something
the congregation
does during
a church service.
Pass the collection plate.
Yeah.
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, D.
Ocean: Hey, D!
Let's go, D.
Yo, let's turn around.
Turn around.
[ Laughter ]
Here we go.
What kind of animal
an actor
might be afraid to work with
in a nature movie.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah.
Name an activity
you need your hips to do.
You said...
Survey said...
Name something that
hits your car and leaves a ding.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah.
Okay.
Name something
that rings.
You said...
Survey said...
-Yeah.
-Yeah, D!
Name something the congregation
does during a church service.
You said...
Survey said...
Ah!
♪♪
Wow.
All right, let's clear
the board, bring out Brooklynn.
Woman: Let's go, B!
Well, Brooklynn,
Deon did pretty good.
He got you halfway there.
He got 104.
You need 96.
Okay.
Okay?
This is very doable, though.
All right.
Let's remind everybody
of Deon's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
Name a kind of animal
an actor might be afraid
to work with in
a nature movie.
Tiger.
Name an activity
you need your hips to do.
Dance.
Name something that hits
your car and leaves a ding.
Shopping cart.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Another door from a car.
Name something
that rings.
Telephone.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Doorbell.
Name something
the congregation does
during church service.
Clap.
[ Bell dings ]
Ocean: Yeah, Brooklynn!
Yeah, Brooklynn!
Yeah, Brooklynn!
[ Laughs ]
Let's go, Brooklynn!
You got this, Brooklynn.
All right, let's go.
We need 96 points.
Name a kind of animal
that an actor might be
afraid to work with
in a nature movie.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Lion was
the number-one answer.
Name an activity you need
your hips to do.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dancing was
the number-one answer.
Name something that hits
your car and leaves a ding.
You said...
Survey said...
Phone.
Phone was the number-one answer.
Name something
that rings.
You said...
Survey said...
-This one right here!
-That's it. Come on.
[ Bell dings ]
Oh!
Ocean: What?! What?!
Oh, phone.
Phone was the number-one answer.
Ugh!
Okay.
We are one point...
Oh, come on!
...away.
Kelley:
Okay, come on, B.
[ Laughter ]
Pray, pray.
All y'all, pray.
Get down.
Steve: You wouldn't have to pray
to him, Deon,
if you hadn't have said
collection plate.
[ Laughs ]
Okay, name something
the congregation does
during
a church service.
You said...
We need one point.
We need one.
Survey said...
One!
[ Gasping ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ All gasping ]
What church they
don't clap at?
Oh, my God!
Tisha: You did great.
No clapping.
Number-one answer was sing.
I know you're supposed to clap.
It's a Black church.
That's okay.
We still got $10,000
for Stand Up To Cancer.
I'd like to thank Deon and Tisha
and the rest of you for coming
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Stay tuned.
We're gonna have two
brand-new families
when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
Let's meet our next two teams.
We've got director
and "Jay and Silent Bob" star
Kevin Smith and friends!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Folks, they're gonna be
playing for
the St. Jude Children's
Research Hospital.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And he's taking on his buddy,
"Dodgeball" star
Justin Long and friends!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And they're gonna
be playing for
the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, let's go meet
the Smod Squad.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Kevin Smith right here.
Writer, director, actor.
You know him for "Clerks"
and "Silent Bob" movies.
Also owns a podcast network
called SModcast.
Welcome to the show,
brother.
How are you?
How are you, man?
I couldn't wait
to be here.
I've been playing this game
with my grandmother
since I was a kid
and stuff like that.
Really?
Oh, this is gonna be amazing.
Yeah.
This is like bending time back.
Come on, man.
So I'm here.
Introduce everybody.
Today, I've got
my Smod Squad with me,
all the folks
that I do podcasts with.
Jason Mewes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My wife,
Jennifer Schwalbach.
[ Cheers and applause ]
One of my other wives,
Marc Bernardin.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And the inimitable
Ralph Garman,
ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the show.
Yes!
Hey!
Let's go meet
The Long Shorties.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Justin Long right here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He wrote and directed
and starred in a new movie
coming out,
with his brother Christian
called
"Lady of the Manor."
Yeah, good answer.
You also know him
from "Dodgeball",
"Live Free or Die Hard",
and "Alvin and the Chipmunks."
[ Cheers and applause ]
How you been, man?
So good.
I'm so excited to be here.
I'm huge fan.
We're all so excited to be here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cool.
All right,
seems like a fun bunch.
Let's get it on.
Let's play "Feud."
Give me Kevin.
Give me Justin.
♪♪
Gentlemen, top five answers
are on the board.
Name something a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
[ Bell dings ]
Kevin.
Tear it up.
Tear it up.
Good answer, Kev.
Well done, buddy.
[ Bell dings ]
One answer tops it, Justin.
What you got?
I'm gonna say burn it.
Burn it.
Yes, yeah.
Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow. Wow.
Pass or play?
We'll play.
We're gonna play, Steve.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pretty good start
right here.
Christian,
name something a woman
might do with a picture
of the man who dumped her.
Throw it away.
Throw it away.
-Good answer.
-Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
All right,
let's go, Diana.
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Throw darts at it.
Throw darts at it.
Good answer.
Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, buddy,
let's go.
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Bury it.
Bury it.
It's an over 100 answer.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Steve, I think deface it.
Draw on it.
Deface it.
Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
Justin, we got two strikes.
Smod Squad can steal.
Paste something over it.
Paste something over.
Yeah, okay.
Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, team.
Let's give it a shot.
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Flush that.
Flush it.
[ Buzzer ]
Steve:
That was a good answer.
Number 5.
All: Poop/pee on it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Hey, let's move
on to question 2.
Give me Jay.
Give me Christian.
♪♪
Top seven answers on the board,
gentlemen.
Here we go.
We asked 100 men,
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
[ Bell dings ]
Christian.
Butt.
Your butt?
Justin:
Okay, good answer.
I doubt it.
His butt?
[ Bell dings ]
How?
We want to play.
How is that number one?
I mean...
Let's go.
You pass or play, man?
We're gonna play.
We're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Look at all these men
out here acting like
they got a smooth butt.
Are you kidding me?
When the last time you be
sitting at the house going,
"Oh. Oh, yeah"?
Diana, I'm sorry.
We talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft as
a woman's."
Cheek.
The cheek.
Good answer.
The cheek!
[ Bell dings ]
Okay, we're on the board.
We're on the board.
Hey, James,
talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
Your hands.
Your hands.
Your hands?
[ Bell dings ]
Good answer.
Good answer.
Rich, 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
I'm gonna say hair,
and no offense.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer.
Good not offensive answer.
Very funny, Rich.
Hair!
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Justin,
we got one strike, buddy.
Let's go.
Okay.
Talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
I'm gonna say lips.
Supple lips.
Rich:
That's a good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Yes.
[ Applause ]
Christian, my man.
Talk to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
Earlobes.
Justin:
Oh, good answer.
Earlobes. Wow.
Earlobe.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
Diana, only one strike.
Talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
Foot.
Justin: Good answer,
good answer.
With a pedicure.
There is no way
that's up there.
Men get pedicures.
Yeah, men get pedicures,
but have you seen their foot?
I'm talking, what about
before the pedicure?
Foot?
[ Buzzer ]
James, two strikes.
Smod Squad can steal.
I'm gonna say
your belly.
Justin: Yes.
Your belly.
[ Bell dings ]
Yes!
Wow.
Rich, one answer left.
Nothing but pressure.
Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's.
Shoulders.
Shoulders.
[ Buzzer ]
Justin:
That was a good answer, though.
[ Applause ]
Steve:
Well, here we go, guys.
We asked 100 men, "Name
a specific part of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
I don't mean to get you excited,
Steve, but we chose nipple.
Nipple!
Yes!
Nipple.
Yes!
Nipple!
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
6.
[ Bell dings ]
All: My hairless arms.
That's the weirdest one.
Hey, don't go away, everybody.
We got a good one.
We'll be right back with
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Yeah.
Let's go. Come on now.
Let's go. Whoo.
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
The Long Shorties got 176.
Smod Squad not on the board.
Give me Jennifer.
Give me Diana.
♪♪
Ladies, point values
are double.
Top six answers on the board.
Name of favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
[ Bell dings ]
Jennifer.
Drive to the airport.
Drive to the [laughs]
A ride to the airport.
Ride to the airport.
Damn.
Ride to the airport.
[ Buzzer ]
Hey, not in L.A.
Diana?
Stalk an ex-boyfriend.
Stalk an ex-boyfriend.
Wow, these are some
really hateful answers.
Stalk an ex-boyfriend.
[ Buzzer ]
We go to Marc.
Walk a dog.
Walk the dog.
[ Buzzer ]
Uh, James.
Help you move.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Help me move.
[ Buzzer ]
Ralph.
Set them up on a date.
Set them up on a date.
[ Buzzer ]
Well, Rich, if you don't
get this one...
Lie for them.
Lie for them.
Justin: Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
-Pass or play?
-Let's play, let's play.
Let's play, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right,
let's go, Justin.
Justin: Okay.
Name a favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
Cook you a meal.
Cook you a meal.
[ Buzzer ]
Christian, name a favor
best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
To borrow money.
That's up there.
To borrow money.
[ Bell dings ]
Diana, only one strike.
Give me a favor that
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
Steve, I'm gonna
say babysit.
Babysit!
-Good answer.
-Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Chuckles ]
James, name a favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
I'm gonna say borrow
your car.
Borrow your car.
[ Bell dings ]
Rich, name a favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no, Rich.
To go away with them,
take a trip with them.
Take a trip with them.
[ Buzzer ]
All right, now we
got two strikes, Justin.
We got to be careful,
buddy,
because now the Smod Squad
can steal.
Okay, if they can crash
at your place.
Hey, can I stay
at your place?
Rich: Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
That was a good answer.
Smod Squad,
here's your shot.
Come on, let's go.
Name a favor a best friend
might ask of you
and you'd say no.
Sleep with my wife.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughter ]
Unless -- Unless you're asking,
Steve. I didn't know.
That's a hell of a favor.
If it's not on the board,
I quit.
[ Laughter ]
Sleep with your wife!
[ Bell dings ]
Oh! Oh!
♪♪
I promise you
I didn't think that was up here.
Wow.
All right, let's go.
Number 6.
Yes, we said that!
Y'all had that one, too?
Yeah!
We went real dark.
Damn. I'm gonna sleep with
your wife and kill somebody.
These aren't favors.
[ Laughter ]
Huge favor.
He said,
"Them ain't favors."
I got a big favor
for you, Steve.
Hey, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Marc.
Give me James.
♪♪
Kevin: Kiss! Kiss!
Gentlemen, point values
are triple.
We got top four answers
on the board.
Here we go.
Name something you keep
in your kitchen
in case a party breaks out.
[ Bell dings ]
Marc.
Candles.
Candles.
Kevin: Okay.
[ Buzzer ]
Booze.
Booze.
[ Bell dings ]
-All right!
-Yeah!
I've got you.
I know we gonna play.
Rich, name something you keep
in your kitchen
in case
a party breaks out.
Snacks.
Snacks.
[ Bell dings ]
Justin, give me something
you keep in your kitchen
in case a party
breaks out.
Party games, party games.
Keep your party games
in the kitchen.
Right up in there
next to the cereal.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
Christian,
only one strike.
Stereo or some sort
of music.
Music.
Man: That's a good one,
That's a good one.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Diana,
come on now.
Name something your keep
in your kitchen
in case
a party breaks out.
Plastic cups.
Plastic cups.
[ Bell dings ]
James,
one answer left.
But you've got
two strikes.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and they will
win the game.
Drugs.
Drugs. My man.
My man.
I don't know
if it's up there, James,
but it's definitely
a crowd favorite.
[ Laughter ]
Drugs!
[ Buzzer ]
Smod Squad.
We've got one answer
on this board.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
What?
[ Laughter ]
Yes.
What?
Yes, Jay, yes.
But if it's not there,
The Long Shorties wins the game.
Name something you keep
in your kitchen
in case a party
breaks out.
Ice.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, big money!
This...
Come on, let's do it.
This...
Jennifer: Come on, ice!
...is for the game.
Ice!
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
That was a great answer.
Number 3.
All: Corkscrew!
Do over!
Man.
Man, y'all made it interesting,
man.
Thank y'all.
Hey, we're gonna make a donation
to your foundation just for
hanging out with us, guys.
Thank you.
You were great.
Hey! I need two players.
I've got Justin,
and I've got Christian.
We'll be right back.
We gonna play Fast Money
for $25,000 right after this.
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
Bob knew he had gone
to a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
Necklace.
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
35.
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
Mewes.
Name a slow creature
that takes forever to go
from here to there.
A slow what?
Slow creature.
Oh, um, a sloth.
Name a part of your body a bug
might enter while you're asleep.
[ Buzzer ]
Ear.
Got it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right,
let's go, Christian.
Bob knew he'd gone to
a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
You said...
Survey said...
Man: Hey!
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
You said...
No rush for you, buddy.
Survey said...
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
You said...
Oh, yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Damn!
Name a slow creature
that takes forever
to go from here to there.
You said...
Survey said...
There we go.
Name a part of your body a bug
might enter while you're asleep.
You said...
Survey said...
Okay, there we go.
That's good enough.
♪♪
Alright, Justin,
Christian got 84.
Okay.
You need 116 to win.
Okay.
All right,
let's remind everybody
of Christian's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go. Come on, Justin,
let's focus, man.
Bob knew he had gone
to a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
Uh, underwear.
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
30.
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
Jaywalking.
Name a slow creature
that takes forever
to go from here
to there.
Tortoise.
Name a part of your body a bug
might enter while you're asleep.
A bug?
A bug.
A bug might enter
while you're asleep?
Your mouth.
[ Bell dings ]
Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's good.
Alright, let's turn around.
Let's see what we got.
All right,
I think we can make a run at it.
Let's see.
Bob knew he had
gone to a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
[ Laughs ]
Your buddy
said a necklace.
I don't know how wild
of a party that was.
[ Laughter ]
You said...
Survey said...
Hey!
Panties and thong
was the number-one answer.
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
You said...
Survey said...
25 was
the number-one answer.
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
You said...
Mewes.
Survey said...
Jay Leno was
the number-one answer.
Alright,
we need 31 points.
Name a slow creature
that takes forever
to go from here
to there.
You said...
Survey said...
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Snail and slug was
the number-one answer,
and ear was
the number-one answer.
Well, that's $25,000 for
the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp.
I'd like to thank Kevin
and Justin and the rest of you
for coming out
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
We'll see you next time, folks.
"Celebrity Family Feud"!
From "Black-ish", it's comedian
Deon Cole and friends,
playing for Stand Up To Cancer.
And you know her from "Martin"
and "My Wife and Kids."
It's Tisha Campbell and family,
playing for
the Wiley Center For Speech
& Language Development.
And now the star
of our show, Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Tisha.
What's up, girl?
I got you. Come on,
I got love for you.
What's happening?
That's good, that's good.
Come on.
Thank y'all.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Thank you, everybody.
Well, welcome to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And, boy, we got
a good one for you tonight.
I can promise you that.
Look, these celebrity teams
gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
So if you're ready for
the show to get started,
everybody say "yeah."
All: Yeah!
Let's go meet the Cole Team!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Deon Cole, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Stars in "Black-ish", SAG Award,
and NAACP Image Award winner.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes, yes.
Stand-up star.
Hey.
Go back like Cadillac C.
Don't we?
How you been, man?
Man, I been good, boy.
Well, have a good time.
Hey, stay enthusiastic.
We gonna have a lot of fun.
Hey, come on y'all.
Let's go meet You Go Girl!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Give it up for the legend
Tisha Campbell.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Starred in "Martin",
NAACP Image Award winner,
"My Wife and Kids."
That's right.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And everything else
[ Laughs ] And everything else?
How you been?
I juggle, too.
Yeah, I know, I know.
[ Laughter ]
Welcome to the show.
Hey, folks, listen,
this ought to be a good one.
We gonna meet everybody
as we go along.
Let's get it on. Give me Deon.
Give me Tisha.
♪♪
All right, y'all,
let's go.
We got top seven answers
on the board.
Name someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
[ Bell dinging ]
Deon?
My divorced wife.
[ Buzzer ]
Yes, yes,
that's for sure.
The divorced wife. Her.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We gonna play.
Let's go.
Hey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Brooklynn, name
someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
Evil auntie.
Your evil aunt.
[ Buzzer ]
Deon:
That's all good.
Mm.
All right, Kelley,
name someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
In-laws or mother-in-law.
Mother-in-law.
[ Bell dings ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ocean Glapion.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Stand-up comic.
He's got a podcast,
"Funny Stories with Ocean."
Yeah.
What's up with you, man?
What's up, man?
Steve, you look good, man.
Always good to see
another one of the cast.
Good to see you, too.
Good to see you, too.
All right, man,
let's go, Ocean.
Name someone
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave some day.
Your ex-best friend.
Your ex-best friend.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Kimberly, how are you?
I'm great.
All right, let's go.
Name someone you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave some day.
My stepsister.
[ Laughter ]
That's when the families
don't really quite blend.
It's not blending right.
It's not blending right.
It's when that blended-family
thing don't really work out.
Okay, the stepsister.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, Deon,
we rolling, man.
Give me somebody
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
My boss.
Your boss.
But I don't
have a boss, but yeah.
Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
Yes, I do. Boss.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, I don't. No, I don't.
I do not. Boss.
Your boss.
[ Buzzer ]
Brooklynn, we got
two strikes now.
We got to be careful
this time
'cause You Go Girls!
can steal.
Name someone
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave someday.
My children.
Oh!
I don't
have any kids.
I know you don't.
[ Laughs ]
Well, you out the will.
[ Laughter ]
So when you get
through dancing,
come on down
to this reading.
Your kids.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kelley, we've got
two strikes again.
We got to be careful.
You Go Girl! could steal.
Somebody you might worry
gonna actually dance
on your grave some day.
Your doctor, 'cause you don't
listen to his advice.
Your doctor.
[ Laughter ]
♪ I told you,
you had diabetes ♪
♪ But you didn't listen
♪ So now you're dead
♪ Your ass is dead! ♪
♪ You got diabetes!
Wow.
Your doctor.
[ Buzzer ]
Your doctor?
All right, y'all,
here's your chance.
Name someone
you might worry
will actually dance
on your grave some day.
Your spouse.
Your spouse!
Man: Good answer!
Good answer!
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That was personal.
[ Laughter ]
Little bit, little bit,
little bit, little bit.
Might be little personal.
I don't know. I don't know.
A little venom in that
one right there.
Your damn spouse.
Spouse.
Number 5.
Satan?
Wow, that's heavy.
That's scary.
Wow.
Hey, let's go to question 2.
Give me Brooklynn.
Give me Stanley.
♪♪
Ocean: Let's go to,
Brooklynn!
All right, guys,
here we go.
We got top seven answers
on the board.
Name something a man puts on
when he's trying to be sexy.
[ Bell dings ]
Brooklynn.
Speedos.
Speedos.
[ Buzzer ]
Stanley.
Cologne.
Cologne.
Pass or play?
Play, sir.
Come on, Stanley.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Terra,
well, here we go.
Name something
a man puts on
when he's trying
to be sexy.
A suit.
A suit.
Dani, name something
a man puts on
when he's trying
to be sexy.
A nice pair of shoes.
Nice pair of shoes.
Good answer,
good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
Aw, ain't that something.
Hey, Jennifer.
Name something
a man puts on
when he's trying
to be sexy.
A satin robe.
A satin robe.
Terra: Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
All right, Tisha,
we got two strikes now.
We got to be careful
'cause the Cole Team can steal.
We need this one.
Name something a man
puts on
when he's
trying to be sexy.
You got a drip on your arm,
a little jewelry.
You got to put something on,
some jewelry or something.
Put that thing on.
Jewelry.
[ Buzzer ]
What?
All right, Cole Team,
here we are.
Your chance right here to
come out the huddle.
Name something a man puts
on what he's trying to be sexy.
Some sexy underwear.
Ocean: Yeah!
Some sexy underwear.
Boom.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number 7.
All: Uniform/UPS.
Number 6.
All: Short shorts.
Brooklynn:
I said Speedo.
[ Laughs ] 5.
All: Skinny jeans.
Oh. No.
Not in my era.
Yeah. Or ever.
Ever.
3.
All: Tight shirt.
The goal is 300 points,
so don't go away, everybody.
We'll be right back
with "Celebrity Family Feud."
We got a good one.
Proud of you, man.
Well, welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
Oh, I told you,
we got a good one, everybody.
You Go Girl! got 61.
Cole got 51.
Give me, Kelley.
Give me Terra.
♪♪
Point values are double.
We got the top five
answers on the board.
Here we go.
We asked 100 women, "You'd hate
to see a man do what
while he was kissing you."
[ Bell dings ]
Kelley?
Throw up.
Throw up.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
Terra?
Have his eyes open.
Have his eyes open.
Man: Okay.
Tisha: Yes, Terra!
Pass or play?
All right, let's go.
Hey, Dani, come on now.
We talked to 100 women.
You'd hate to see a man do what
while he was kissing you.
Walking the dog.
I don't know.
That's so dumb.
[ Laughter ]
So much pressure.
There's too much pressure.
Don't you say
"good answer."
That's gonna be
a country song right there.
That's a hit.
We gonna walk the dog
while we was kissing.
Walking the dog.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Don't ask no questions.
I don't know.
I was under pressure.
Hey, Jennifer,
we asked 100 women,
"You'd hate to see a man do what
while he was kissing you."
Pick his nose.
Pick his nose.
Good answer.
Good answer.
[ Laughs ] Sorry.
[ Buzzer ]
Tisha:
What's wrong with y'all?
That's hard to do,
Jennifer.
Dani:
This is so funny.
Tisha, we got
two strikes already.
I see!
Good answer!
Hey, hey, Ocean!
100 women,
"You'd hate to see a man
do what
while he was kissing you."
I wish he would watch
a video game.
Watching
the video game.
[ Buzzer ]
All that talk.
All right, Cole.
Here we go, man.
We've talked
to 100 women.
You'd hate to see a man do what
while he was kissing you.
Fart.
-That's a good answer.
-Good answer. Good answer.
It's up there.
It's up there.
It's up there.
It's up there.
Yeah, that's one thing, dawg,
'cause if you see a fart...
See?
That's what I'm sayin'.
That's why I was asking.
That one right there,
dawg, whoo!
If you see it, that one got --
that's special.
That's got -- That's got
something on it there, D.
That's why I was asking.
If you see.
Like, blow right
through his jeans.
Whoosh!
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
'Cause you the only person
that seen a fart.
[ Buzzer ]
Number 5.
All: Get "stimulus package."
What?
Well,
you don't hate that.
Wow.
Number 4.
All: Sleep/snore.
Steve: 3.
All: Watch TV/sports.
Steve: 1.
All: Check phone/text.
Oh,
that's disrespectful.
Well, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Ocean.
Give me Dani.
Come on, Ocean.
You got this.
You got this.
♪♪
Oh!
Let's do it,
let's do it.
All right, here we go.
Point values are triple.
Top four answers on the board.
Fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Ocean.
Smooth as silk.
Smooth as silk.
That's what
I'm talking' 'bout!
I don't care what she
looked like, we playin'.
[ Laughter ]
Deon: Yeah, O!
Hey, Ocean, it damn near
worked, though.
I saw you had to
pull it together.
You said, "I ain't
gonna look, Steve.
I'm gonna look --
I got my head down."
You had to refocus.
Kimberly, fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Butter.
Smooth as butter.
[ Bell dings ]
Brooklynn: Hey!
Fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Ice.
Smooth as ice.
You went old school
on it.
Smooth as ice.
Oh!
Let's go, G!
Brooklynn, fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Smooth...
as velvet.
As what?
Velvet.
Smooth as velvet.
'Cause I mean, look at you.
You've been feeling that
the whole time.
I wanted to touch it.
I wanted to touch it.
Soon as I came out here,
she said, "That's it."
The inside
of a jewelry box.
[ Laughter ]
Smooth as velvet.
[ Buzzer ]
Kelley,
one answer left.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
Fill in the blank.
Smooth as blank.
Smooth as a baby's bottom.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's it!
That's it!
[ Deon shouting in Spanish ]
[ Laughter ]
Smooth as
a baby's bottom!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Hey, Tisha,
we appreciate y'all coming.
Thank you so much.
We're gonna make a donation
to your foundation
just for stopping by
and joining us.
Thank you.
Hey, I need two of you
right there.
We'll be right back.
We got Brooklynn.
We got Deon Cole.
We gonna play Fast Money
right after this, y'all.
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
The Cole Team just won the game.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
I got a new family member.
Who it that?
Oh. Oh.
[ Laughter ]
She didn't want to be over there
on the losing side.
No, no. No.
All right, you ready?
Deon: Yep.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
Name a kind of animal
an actor might be afraid
to work with in
a nature movie.
Snake.
Name an activity
you need your hips to do.
Uh, hula-hoop.
Name something that hits
your car and leaves a ding.
Shopping cart.
Name something
that rings.
Phone.
Name something
the congregation
does during
a church service.
Pass the collection plate.
Yeah.
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, D.
Ocean: Hey, D!
Let's go, D.
Yo, let's turn around.
Turn around.
[ Laughter ]
Here we go.
What kind of animal
an actor
might be afraid to work with
in a nature movie.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah.
Name an activity
you need your hips to do.
You said...
Survey said...
Name something that
hits your car and leaves a ding.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah.
Okay.
Name something
that rings.
You said...
Survey said...
-Yeah.
-Yeah, D!
Name something the congregation
does during a church service.
You said...
Survey said...
Ah!
♪♪
Wow.
All right, let's clear
the board, bring out Brooklynn.
Woman: Let's go, B!
Well, Brooklynn,
Deon did pretty good.
He got you halfway there.
He got 104.
You need 96.
Okay.
Okay?
This is very doable, though.
All right.
Let's remind everybody
of Deon's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
Name a kind of animal
an actor might be afraid
to work with in
a nature movie.
Tiger.
Name an activity
you need your hips to do.
Dance.
Name something that hits
your car and leaves a ding.
Shopping cart.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Another door from a car.
Name something
that rings.
Telephone.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Doorbell.
Name something
the congregation does
during church service.
Clap.
[ Bell dings ]
Ocean: Yeah, Brooklynn!
Yeah, Brooklynn!
Yeah, Brooklynn!
[ Laughs ]
Let's go, Brooklynn!
You got this, Brooklynn.
All right, let's go.
We need 96 points.
Name a kind of animal
that an actor might be
afraid to work with
in a nature movie.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Lion was
the number-one answer.
Name an activity you need
your hips to do.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dancing was
the number-one answer.
Name something that hits
your car and leaves a ding.
You said...
Survey said...
Phone.
Phone was the number-one answer.
Name something
that rings.
You said...
Survey said...
-This one right here!
-That's it. Come on.
[ Bell dings ]
Oh!
Ocean: What?! What?!
Oh, phone.
Phone was the number-one answer.
Ugh!
Okay.
We are one point...
Oh, come on!
...away.
Kelley:
Okay, come on, B.
[ Laughter ]
Pray, pray.
All y'all, pray.
Get down.
Steve: You wouldn't have to pray
to him, Deon,
if you hadn't have said
collection plate.
[ Laughs ]
Okay, name something
the congregation does
during
a church service.
You said...
We need one point.
We need one.
Survey said...
One!
[ Gasping ]
[ Buzzer ]
[ All gasping ]
What church they
don't clap at?
Oh, my God!
Tisha: You did great.
No clapping.
Number-one answer was sing.
I know you're supposed to clap.
It's a Black church.
That's okay.
We still got $10,000
for Stand Up To Cancer.
I'd like to thank Deon and Tisha
and the rest of you for coming
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Stay tuned.
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Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
Let's meet our next two teams.
We've got director
and "Jay and Silent Bob" star
Kevin Smith and friends!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Folks, they're gonna be
playing for
the St. Jude Children's
Research Hospital.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And he's taking on his buddy,
"Dodgeball" star
Justin Long and friends!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And they're gonna
be playing for
the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, let's go meet
the Smod Squad.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Kevin Smith right here.
Writer, director, actor.
You know him for "Clerks"
and "Silent Bob" movies.
Also owns a podcast network
called SModcast.
Welcome to the show,
brother.
How are you?
How are you, man?
I couldn't wait
to be here.
I've been playing this game
with my grandmother
since I was a kid
and stuff like that.
Really?
Oh, this is gonna be amazing.
Yeah.
This is like bending time back.
Come on, man.
So I'm here.
Introduce everybody.
Today, I've got
my Smod Squad with me,
all the folks
that I do podcasts with.
Jason Mewes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My wife,
Jennifer Schwalbach.
[ Cheers and applause ]
One of my other wives,
Marc Bernardin.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And the inimitable
Ralph Garman,
ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the show.
Yes!
Hey!
Let's go meet
The Long Shorties.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Justin Long right here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He wrote and directed
and starred in a new movie
coming out,
with his brother Christian
called
"Lady of the Manor."
Yeah, good answer.
You also know him
from "Dodgeball",
"Live Free or Die Hard",
and "Alvin and the Chipmunks."
[ Cheers and applause ]
How you been, man?
So good.
I'm so excited to be here.
I'm huge fan.
We're all so excited to be here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cool.
All right,
seems like a fun bunch.
Let's get it on.
Let's play "Feud."
Give me Kevin.
Give me Justin.
♪♪
Gentlemen, top five answers
are on the board.
Name something a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
[ Bell dings ]
Kevin.
Tear it up.
Tear it up.
Good answer, Kev.
Well done, buddy.
[ Bell dings ]
One answer tops it, Justin.
What you got?
I'm gonna say burn it.
Burn it.
Yes, yeah.
Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow. Wow.
Pass or play?
We'll play.
We're gonna play, Steve.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pretty good start
right here.
Christian,
name something a woman
might do with a picture
of the man who dumped her.
Throw it away.
Throw it away.
-Good answer.
-Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
All right,
let's go, Diana.
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Throw darts at it.
Throw darts at it.
Good answer.
Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, buddy,
let's go.
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Bury it.
Bury it.
It's an over 100 answer.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Steve, I think deface it.
Draw on it.
Deface it.
Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow.
Justin, we got two strikes.
Smod Squad can steal.
Paste something over it.
Paste something over.
Yeah, okay.
Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, team.
Let's give it a shot.
Name something
a woman might do
with a picture of the man
who dumped her.
Flush that.
Flush it.
[ Buzzer ]
Steve:
That was a good answer.
Number 5.
All: Poop/pee on it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Hey, let's move
on to question 2.
Give me Jay.
Give me Christian.
♪♪
Top seven answers on the board,
gentlemen.
Here we go.
We asked 100 men,
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
[ Bell dings ]
Christian.
Butt.
Your butt?
Justin:
Okay, good answer.
I doubt it.
His butt?
[ Bell dings ]
How?
We want to play.
How is that number one?
I mean...
Let's go.
You pass or play, man?
We're gonna play.
We're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Look at all these men
out here acting like
they got a smooth butt.
Are you kidding me?
When the last time you be
sitting at the house going,
"Oh. Oh, yeah"?
Diana, I'm sorry.
We talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft as
a woman's."
Cheek.
The cheek.
Good answer.
The cheek!
[ Bell dings ]
Okay, we're on the board.
We're on the board.
Hey, James,
talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
Your hands.
Your hands.
Your hands?
[ Bell dings ]
Good answer.
Good answer.
Rich, 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
I'm gonna say hair,
and no offense.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer.
Good not offensive answer.
Very funny, Rich.
Hair!
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Justin,
we got one strike, buddy.
Let's go.
Okay.
Talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
I'm gonna say lips.
Supple lips.
Rich:
That's a good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Yes.
[ Applause ]
Christian, my man.
Talk to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
Earlobes.
Justin:
Oh, good answer.
Earlobes. Wow.
Earlobe.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
Diana, only one strike.
Talked to 100 men.
"Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
Foot.
Justin: Good answer,
good answer.
With a pedicure.
There is no way
that's up there.
Men get pedicures.
Yeah, men get pedicures,
but have you seen their foot?
I'm talking, what about
before the pedicure?
Foot?
[ Buzzer ]
James, two strikes.
Smod Squad can steal.
I'm gonna say
your belly.
Justin: Yes.
Your belly.
[ Bell dings ]
Yes!
Wow.
Rich, one answer left.
Nothing but pressure.
Name a specific part
of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's.
Shoulders.
Shoulders.
[ Buzzer ]
Justin:
That was a good answer, though.
[ Applause ]
Steve:
Well, here we go, guys.
We asked 100 men, "Name
a specific part of your body
that's as soft
as a woman's."
I don't mean to get you excited,
Steve, but we chose nipple.
Nipple!
Yes!
Nipple.
Yes!
Nipple!
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
6.
[ Bell dings ]
All: My hairless arms.
That's the weirdest one.
Hey, don't go away, everybody.
We got a good one.
We'll be right back with
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Yeah.
Let's go. Come on now.
Let's go. Whoo.
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud",
everybody.
The Long Shorties got 176.
Smod Squad not on the board.
Give me Jennifer.
Give me Diana.
♪♪
Ladies, point values
are double.
Top six answers on the board.
Name of favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
[ Bell dings ]
Jennifer.
Drive to the airport.
Drive to the [laughs]
A ride to the airport.
Ride to the airport.
Damn.
Ride to the airport.
[ Buzzer ]
Hey, not in L.A.
Diana?
Stalk an ex-boyfriend.
Stalk an ex-boyfriend.
Wow, these are some
really hateful answers.
Stalk an ex-boyfriend.
[ Buzzer ]
We go to Marc.
Walk a dog.
Walk the dog.
[ Buzzer ]
Uh, James.
Help you move.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Help me move.
[ Buzzer ]
Ralph.
Set them up on a date.
Set them up on a date.
[ Buzzer ]
Well, Rich, if you don't
get this one...
Lie for them.
Lie for them.
Justin: Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow.
-Pass or play?
-Let's play, let's play.
Let's play, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right,
let's go, Justin.
Justin: Okay.
Name a favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
Cook you a meal.
Cook you a meal.
[ Buzzer ]
Christian, name a favor
best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
To borrow money.
That's up there.
To borrow money.
[ Bell dings ]
Diana, only one strike.
Give me a favor that
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
Steve, I'm gonna
say babysit.
Babysit!
-Good answer.
-Good answer.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Chuckles ]
James, name a favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no.
I'm gonna say borrow
your car.
Borrow your car.
[ Bell dings ]
Rich, name a favor
a best friend might ask of you
and you'd say no, Rich.
To go away with them,
take a trip with them.
Take a trip with them.
[ Buzzer ]
All right, now we
got two strikes, Justin.
We got to be careful,
buddy,
because now the Smod Squad
can steal.
Okay, if they can crash
at your place.
Hey, can I stay
at your place?
Rich: Good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
That was a good answer.
Smod Squad,
here's your shot.
Come on, let's go.
Name a favor a best friend
might ask of you
and you'd say no.
Sleep with my wife.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughter ]
Unless -- Unless you're asking,
Steve. I didn't know.
That's a hell of a favor.
If it's not on the board,
I quit.
[ Laughter ]
Sleep with your wife!
[ Bell dings ]
Oh! Oh!
♪♪
I promise you
I didn't think that was up here.
Wow.
All right, let's go.
Number 6.
Yes, we said that!
Y'all had that one, too?
Yeah!
We went real dark.
Damn. I'm gonna sleep with
your wife and kill somebody.
These aren't favors.
[ Laughter ]
Huge favor.
He said,
"Them ain't favors."
I got a big favor
for you, Steve.
Hey, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Marc.
Give me James.
♪♪
Kevin: Kiss! Kiss!
Gentlemen, point values
are triple.
We got top four answers
on the board.
Here we go.
Name something you keep
in your kitchen
in case a party breaks out.
[ Bell dings ]
Marc.
Candles.
Candles.
Kevin: Okay.
[ Buzzer ]
Booze.
Booze.
[ Bell dings ]
-All right!
-Yeah!
I've got you.
I know we gonna play.
Rich, name something you keep
in your kitchen
in case
a party breaks out.
Snacks.
Snacks.
[ Bell dings ]
Justin, give me something
you keep in your kitchen
in case a party
breaks out.
Party games, party games.
Keep your party games
in the kitchen.
Right up in there
next to the cereal.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
Christian,
only one strike.
Stereo or some sort
of music.
Music.
Man: That's a good one,
That's a good one.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Diana,
come on now.
Name something your keep
in your kitchen
in case
a party breaks out.
Plastic cups.
Plastic cups.
[ Bell dings ]
James,
one answer left.
But you've got
two strikes.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and they will
win the game.
Drugs.
Drugs. My man.
My man.
I don't know
if it's up there, James,
but it's definitely
a crowd favorite.
[ Laughter ]
Drugs!
[ Buzzer ]
Smod Squad.
We've got one answer
on this board.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
What?
[ Laughter ]
Yes.
What?
Yes, Jay, yes.
But if it's not there,
The Long Shorties wins the game.
Name something you keep
in your kitchen
in case a party
breaks out.
Ice.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, big money!
This...
Come on, let's do it.
This...
Jennifer: Come on, ice!
...is for the game.
Ice!
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
That was a great answer.
Number 3.
All: Corkscrew!
Do over!
Man.
Man, y'all made it interesting,
man.
Thank y'all.
Hey, we're gonna make a donation
to your foundation just for
hanging out with us, guys.
Thank you.
You were great.
Hey! I need two players.
I've got Justin,
and I've got Christian.
We'll be right back.
We gonna play Fast Money
for $25,000 right after this.
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go.
Bob knew he had gone
to a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
Necklace.
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
35.
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
Mewes.
Name a slow creature
that takes forever to go
from here to there.
A slow what?
Slow creature.
Oh, um, a sloth.
Name a part of your body a bug
might enter while you're asleep.
[ Buzzer ]
Ear.
Got it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right,
let's go, Christian.
Bob knew he'd gone to
a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
You said...
Survey said...
Man: Hey!
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
You said...
No rush for you, buddy.
Survey said...
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
You said...
Oh, yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Damn!
Name a slow creature
that takes forever
to go from here to there.
You said...
Survey said...
There we go.
Name a part of your body a bug
might enter while you're asleep.
You said...
Survey said...
Okay, there we go.
That's good enough.
♪♪
Alright, Justin,
Christian got 84.
Okay.
You need 116 to win.
Okay.
All right,
let's remind everybody
of Christian's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
Here we go. Come on, Justin,
let's focus, man.
Bob knew he had gone
to a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
Uh, underwear.
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
30.
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
Jaywalking.
Name a slow creature
that takes forever
to go from here
to there.
Tortoise.
Name a part of your body a bug
might enter while you're asleep.
A bug?
A bug.
A bug might enter
while you're asleep?
Your mouth.
[ Bell dings ]
Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's good.
Alright, let's turn around.
Let's see what we got.
All right,
I think we can make a run at it.
Let's see.
Bob knew he had
gone to a wild party
when he woke up
wearing a woman's what?
[ Laughs ]
Your buddy
said a necklace.
I don't know how wild
of a party that was.
[ Laughter ]
You said...
Survey said...
Hey!
Panties and thong
was the number-one answer.
Tell me the perfect age
to get married.
You said...
Survey said...
25 was
the number-one answer.
Fill in the blank.
Jay blank.
You said...
Mewes.
Survey said...
Jay Leno was
the number-one answer.
Alright,
we need 31 points.
Name a slow creature
that takes forever
to go from here
to there.
You said...
Survey said...
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Snail and slug was
the number-one answer,
and ear was
the number-one answer.
Well, that's $25,000 for
the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp.
I'd like to thank Kevin
and Justin and the rest of you
for coming out
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
We'll see you next time, folks.