Celebrity Family Feud (2008–…): Season 8, Episode 2 - Zach Braff & Donald Faison vs. Neil Flynn and Wendi-McClendon Covey vs. Patrick Warburton - full transcript
Popular celebrities compete with their families to earn money for charity; Steve Harvey hosts.
It's time
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
We've got
a "Scrubs" reunion!
It's Zach Braff,
Donald Faison, and friends,
playing for Stop AAPI Hate.
They're taking on their
old nemesis from "Scrubs."
It's Neil Flynn and friends,
playing for St. Jude Children's
Research Hospital.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
What's up, brother?
What's up, baby doll?
How y'all feel?
'Sup down there?
How y'all?
How's everybody?
Thank y'all very much.
♪♪
Thank you very much.
Appreciate that.
[ Laughs ]
Thank you very much.
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
I'm your man,
Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And, boy, we got a good one
for you tonight.
These teams are gonna be
battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
So, if you're ready
for the show to get started,
everybody say, "Yeah!"
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Well, let's meet
the Fake Docs, Real Friends
team.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Zach Braff.
[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know him
from "Scrubs."
He wrote, directed,
and starred in "Garden State,"
has a podcast called
"Fake Doctors, Real Friends"
with Donald.
And this is his team.
Yes, sir.
How you doing, man?
Oh, it's great
to be here, Steve.
Good to see you, man.
I'm a huge fan.
Thank you so much.
No, I'm a fan.
This is gonna be good.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, Zach,
introduce everybody, man.
Well, Steve,
I have my best friend
and co‐host,
Donald Faison.
Represent!
My man.
How you feeling, brother?
We have the beautiful producer
of our podcast, Joelle.
Joelle.
[ Laughs ]
Our editor and DJ
and engineer, Danl.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And my other best friend
and the creator of "Scrubs,"
Bill.
Yeah.
Alright,
well, let's go.
Welcome to the show.
Hey, look,
have a good time today.
Thank you so much.
Let's go!
Hey, let's go meet
the BeerSharkMice team!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Neil Flynn!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Neil Flynn starred
as the janitor on "Scrubs,"
and also starred
in "The Middle" like that.
How you doing, Neil?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good to see you, man.
Good.
I'm trying to keep up
with the,
you know, progressive,
woke world that we're in,
so I brought five
white men with me.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
So...
That was good.
I didn't know where
you was going with that.
[ Laughter ]
Neil.
Neil, introduce
everybody, man.
Yes, these are all
my good friends,
and we're also members
of the same improv comedy team
for more than 20 years.
That's...
Really? Man.
And my friends
are Pete...
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right.
That's Paul.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pat.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mike.
Steve: Yes.
And Dave.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, man, I don't know ‐‐ I
don't know if people really know
how hard
improv is, man.
I tried it
in the early years,
and I couldn't see myself
dividing the check, so...
[ Laughter ]
Man: Yeah!
We gonna have
a lot of fun today,
so let's get it on!
Let's play "Feud"!
Yeah!
Give me Neil,
give me Zach.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Whoo!
‐Go! Go, baby, go!
‐Come on, Zach!
‐Let's go!
Put that doctor ‐‐
I remember you.
My old nemesis!
Yes.
Man: Come on, Zach!
Here we go.
Steve: Top six answers
are on the board.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
[ Bell rings ]
Neil.
Your finger.
His finger.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer!
That's a good answer!
Those of you
that are not 40 years old,
you have no idea what the hell
he's talking about.
[ Laughter ]
His finger!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Pass or play?
We will play!
Let's go.
‐Play!
‐Play!
‐Play!
‐Play!
Alright, everybody,
give it up for Pete Hulne!
He played the identical
twins from "Elf."
That's right.
That's really good.
Alright, let's go.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A thermometer.
Thermometer.
‐Oh, good one.
‐Very good.
Man: Good one.
Yes.
Oh, yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up
for Paul Vaillancourt!
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
Has a Web series
called "Improv Tips."
Welcome to the show.
Thanks for having me.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A camera.
‐Ah, nice!
‐That's good!
That's a good answer!
Good answer!
Good answer, Paul!
Where's the camera?
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
Man: Paulie!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Pat Finn over there,
starred in "The Middle."
Man: Yeah, there you go.
Pat, how you
doing, buddy?
I'm doing good,
my friend.
How are you?
Good, good,
good, man.
Alright, let's go.
Name some specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
How about a needle
or syringe?
A needle?
‐Yes, good answer!
‐Good answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Michael Coleman.
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
You've known him from
"Drunk History" and "Monk."
Yeah!
How you doing,
Michael?
Very well, sir.
Good, man.
Alright, let's play.
Name something specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
A suppository.
A suppository.
Yeah!
Good answer, Mike!
‐Great answer.
‐That's a good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Paul:
Thattaboy, Michael!
Lover boy!
Lover boy!
You've got this, Dave.
Steve: Ladies and gentlemen,
my man, David Koechner.
‐There he is!
‐Whoo!
From the "Anchorman"
movies and "The Office."
[ Cheers and applause ]
And look, all of them
"Anchorman" movies,
there was no ‐‐
[ Laughs ]
One answer left.
You can clear the board.
This is it.
[ Chuckling ]
We'll see.
Well,
name something specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
No one knows
where the heart is,
so I'm gonna say
a stethoscope.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer!
Good answer, Dave!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
It's gonna be
"stethoscope."
If he checking for your
heartbeat down there,
that's charges, folks.
[ Laughter ]
Stethoscope!
‐Yes! We got this.
‐What?
Alright, Neil,
one answer left,
but only one strike.
Name something specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
Medicine.
[ Applause ]
That's gonna work,
I think.
They say that's like
"suppository."
That is medicine.
I know.
[ Laughter ]
Man:
That's a stall, man.
[ Laughter ]
"Yeah, I know."
Alright, here we go.
Give me something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
Okay.
I got it.
Ointment.
David: Nice.
Man:
A good answer.
‐Good answer.
‐It's a really good answer.
Steve: Ointment!
‐Oh!
‐[ Groans ]
‐Oh, boy.
‐It's on you, buddy.
Pete, we got
one answer left.
Man: Come on, Pete.
If it's there,
you clear the board.
You can do it.
But this time,
you got two strikes.
Gotta be careful.
The Fake Docs,
get ready to steal.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A rubber glove?
[ Laughter ]
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer, Pete!
‐Yeah.
Without the finger
in it, yeah.
Just pack it
up in there.
[ Laughter ]
Get a rubber glove?
‐Ohh.
‐Whoo!
Two!
Alright, Fake Docs,
here's your chance.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A tube for an enema.
[ Audience groans ]
Wow.
A tube for an enema!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Wow.
That was a good steal.
‐Whoo!
‐Come on!
Hey, let's go
to Question 2!
Whoo!
Give me Pete!
Give me Donald!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Zach:
Come on, Donald!
That's good.
Let's go.
Alright, fellas, here we go.
We got the top six answers
on the board.
We asked 100 women...
Ohh.
..."Name something you dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
[ Bell rings ]
The food.
The food.
Zach: Yeah, Donald!
Good answer! Good answer!
[ Bell dings ]
‐We gonna play?
‐We gonna play.
We gonna play,
Steve!
We gonna play, Donald.
Let's go, baby.
[ Applause ]
‐Alright.
‐Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Steve: Joelle,
how you doing?
I'm good, sir.
How are you?
Good.
"Name something ‐‐"
Is this the only
woman here?
I am.
Hi.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
You're welcome.
With all the diversity
going on,
you thought this
was a good idea?
[ Laughter ]
Thanks for coming,
Joelle.
You're welcome.
Glad to be here.
We talked to
100 women.
"Name something that your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
A messy room.
A messy room!
Good answer! Good answer!
Good answer!
Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Danl,
how you doing, man?
Yes. I'm great, Steve.
How you doing?
Good, good.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
We talked to
100 women.
Yes.
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
I'm going to go with
not enough sex.
[ Laughter ]
‐Yo, there it is.
‐Good answer! Good answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐He did it!
‐That's it.
The dog's not
complaining about that.
I guess that's true,
though, huh? Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Okay.
Sex.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bill Lawrence,
everybody.
Writer, producer,
director.
Created "Scrubs," "Cougar Town,"
"Spin City," and "Ted Lasso."
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
Joelle:
Yes, yes, yes!
Damn machine
over here.
Yes!
Alright,
here we go.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
I'm gonna say
spending too much cash.
Spending too
much cash.
‐Oh, good one.
‐Yes, good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
Joelle: That was a good answer.
I don't care.
That was really
a good answer, though.
Zach, only one strike.
Talked to 100 women.
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
The way her hair is,
the way her hair looks.
The way
her hair looks.
Okay, good answer.
That's a good answer.
Good answer,
Zach!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
[ Buzzer ]
I'm going to say...
We've got two strikes.
Just be careful.
I know.
And we're probably going to get
a third one right here.
[ Laughter ]
I'm going to say dogs
don't complain
about staying in.
Man: Good answer. Okay!
They don't complain
about staying in.
Zach: Good answer.
Give it to me!
No.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
Hey, fellas,
here we go.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
How she drives.
How she drives.
‐Good answer!
‐Neil!
You think?
Man: Come on, Neil!
No!
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Let's go, baby!
‐Shut up.
‐I did a freakin' ‐‐
‐Holy smokes!
[ Laughs ]
Number 6.
Bill: When's Neil's team
getting here?
[ Laughter ]
Joelle: Ohh!
[ Audience ohhs ]
Okay.
That's going out!
5.
All: Cuddling, petting.
Joelle: Okay.
Cuddling.
4.
All: My weight/odd bod.
Well, Fake Docs and Real Friends
got 159.
BeerShark and Mice
not on the board yet.
The goal is 300 points.
Don't go away, everybody.
We'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Make the show. Come on!
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
Fake Docs, Real Friends
got 159.
[ Cheers and applause ]
BeerSharkMice ‐‐
not on the board.
Give me Paul.
Give me Joelle.
‐Come on, let's go!
‐Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
You got it, Joelle!
You got it, Joelle!
You got this!
Alright, guys, here we go.
Point values are doubled.
We got top five answers
on the board.
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Beard.
Beard.
Good answer!
Good answer!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tall.
Tall.
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah!
Pass or play?
We're gonna play!
Yeah, we're gonna play.
Let's go, baby.
[ Applause ]
Pat...
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Uhh...
Hat.
Hat.
Yes. Good answer.
Stovetop hat.
That's a good answer.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐What?
‐What?
‐Michael?
‐Come on, Mike.
Only one strike ‐‐
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Honest.
‐Honest.
‐Good answer!
Good answer, Mike!
[ Bell dings ]
‐Yes!
‐Good job, Mike.
David?
Come on, Dave.
President.
President.
Yes!
[ Applause ]
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
Neil, Abraham Lincoln,
using one word.
Lanky.
Lanky.
[ Laughing ]
Good answer!
Good answer!
‐Good answer, Neil!
‐Good answer!
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, we got two strikes.
Got to slow it down now.
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Gettysburg.
[ Applause ]
Gettysburg.
Oh! Ohh!
Already said that.
Already said that.
Folks, describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Assassinated.
[ Crowd groans ]
Joelle: [ Laughs ]
Good answer! Good answer!
Assassinated!
True.
‐True.
‐It's true.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Holy cow!
Holy cow!
Dead.
Sorry about that!
Sorry about that!
Sorry, sorry!
Sorry about that!
[ Laughing ]
Number 3.
[ Laughter ]
All: Smart, intelligent.
Smart?
Let's move on
to the next question.
‐Give me Pat!
‐Come on, Pat!
‐Give me Danl!
‐Come on!
♪♪
Alright, gentlemen.
Point values are tripled.
Here we go.
Top four answers on the board.
When I was a kid,
if you talked back to
the teacher, you got what?
[ Bell rings ]
You got the ruler.
You got the ruler.
‐Yes! Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
‐Play, play, play!
‐We're gonna play!
Steve,
we're gonna play.
Come on, let's go.
Zach: Yeah, Danl!
Bill.
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
Detention.
Good answer!
Detention.
Good answer!
Whoo!
Zach?
When I was a kid, you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
Spanking.
[ Laughter ]
On the bottom.
Well,
spanking is included
in the paddle
and the hit.
What else?
Suspended.
Suspended.
Joelle: Good answer,
good answer, good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
It's okay.
It's alright.
Ease on, man.
We only got one strike.
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
I got two,
but I'm gonna give you one.
Sent to
the principal's office.
Got sent to
the principal's office.
[ Cheering ]
Alright, Joelle.
Come on, Joelle!
Joelle,
this is it.
There's one answer
left.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
Sent home
with a letter
Ooh.
That's
a true statement.
Letter to
the house.
[ Buzzer ]
‐That's alright.
‐It's alright, baby.
‐Danl, one answer left.
‐Come on, Danl. You've got it.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
But this time, Danl,
you got two strikes.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and play sudden death.
Your moment to shine.
Danl, when I was a kid,
if you talked back to a teacher,
you got what?
Um...
You got this, Danl!
You got it!
Alright, alright, alright,
alright, stop that.
Um...
I'm gonna go with, um,
staying after school
to write on the board,
writing what you did wrong,
writing on
the chalkboard.
Writing on the board, what you
did wrong for the win.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
[ Indistinct talking ]
Well, BeerSharkMice,
here's the deal, fellas.
I got one answer left.
If it's there,
fellas, you steal
and you get to play
sudden death.
If it's not there,
the other team wins the game.
This is a professional
improv group.
They can make something
out of nothing.
Just pull it out.
Like a rubber glove.
Like a rubber glove.
[ Laughs ]
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
You got yelled at.
Oh, my God.
You got yelled at.
For sudden death,
yelled at.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number 4.
All: Put in corner.
[ Groans ]
♪♪
Fellas, that's it.
Thank y'all for joining us.
We're gonna make a donation
to your foundation
for hanging out with us today.
Thank you very much.
Enjoyed you, fellas.
Man: Thank you, Steve!
Hey, I need two players.
I need two of you.
I need you right there.
[ Cheering ]
I got Donald.
I got Zach.
We'll be right back.
The worst dancers ever.
Fast Money.
♪♪
Very good.
Alright, you ready?
Yes, sir.
Come on, Zach.
Let's make it happen, man.
20 seconds
on the clock, please.
If the animals tried to break
out of the zoo,
tell me which one would help
them get over the fence.
Giraffe.
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
10.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
Pass.
Name a city with
a lot of rich people
living in it.
New York.
Complete this phrase,
"birds of what"?
A different feather.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
Alright,
here we go.
Alright, if the animals
tried to break out of the zoo,
tell me which one would help
them get over the fence.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheering ]
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
You said...
Survey said...
Why would it?
It's not for you,
it's for everybody.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
You said....
[ Buzzer ]
Name a city with a lot of rich
people living in it.
You said...
Survey said...
Whoo!
Complete this phrase,
"birds of what"?
You said...
Is that
not the expression?
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Man: You got this!
You got this!
Joelle: Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
♪♪
You need
59 points to win.
Okay.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Zach's answers.
25 seconds
on the clock, please.
If the animals tried
to break out of the zoo,
tell me which one would
help them get over the fence.
The alligator.
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
Five.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
That's a ‐‐ Something ‐‐
A wreck.
A car.
Name a city with which
a lot of rich people live in it.
New York.
Try again.
California.
I mean, Los Angeles.
Complete "birds of what"?
[ Buzzer ]
‐Good answer!
‐Good answers, good answers!
Good answers.
‐A giraffe?
‐An alligator?!
Yeah.
How the hell does an alligator
help anybody?
It's long and it can freakin'
stretch with the tail
and climb with the head.
And everybody can
climb up that bad boy.
Don't hate on
my answer, man.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer.
Good answer.
Bad answer, bad answer.
‐Thank you. Thank you.
‐You got it.
Well...
Here we go!
Let's see how we do.
We need 59 points.
‐Come on, Donald.
‐You got it, Donald!
Oh, boy.
We won't get one on this first
answer, though,
I can tell you that.
Not one?
Brother.
Okay.
Let me read
the question again.
And I'ma show you
your answer.
Okay.
If the animals try
to break out of the zoo...
Yes.
...tell me which one would
help them get over the fence.
The alligator.
Your friend said the giraffe.
Yes.
Makes perfect good.
Then you said...
The alligator.
...which has helped
nobody ever do nothing.
[ Laughter ]
You put your foot
on the alligator, it's missing.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, no,
not your alligator.
Your ally gonna help you
get over the fence.
It's domesticated.
Here we go,
and survey said...
One!
[ Buzzer ]
Yeah.
It's alright, good answer,
good answer.
Number‐one answer
was giraffe.
Nice.
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
You said...
Come on, baby!
Survey says...
Joelle: Whoo! Alright,
it's all good. It's all good.
‐All good, all good.
‐We're good.
Uh‐oh.
Number‐one answer is eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
You said...
Or my life...
Survey said...
...after this.
My life was
the number‐one answer.
My life.
That's what I should
have said, "My life."
Well, we need 38 points.
We need a big one.
Name a city with a lot of rich
people living in it.
Los Angeles.
You said California.
No, I said Los Angeles.
I know, I know, I know.
We're gonna let it go,
though, I'm sure of that.
I said Los Angeles.
I know what you said
at first, but...
Alligator, baby.
Name a city with a lot of
rich people living in it.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
L.A. and Beverly Hills
was the number‐one answer.
Giraffe
was the number‐one answer.
Birds of a feather ‐‐
number‐one answer.
Hey, that's $25,000
for the charity Stop AAPI Hate.
I'd like to thank Zach, Donald,
Neil, and the rest of you
for coming out and hanging out
with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Hey, stay tuned. We're gonna
have two new families
when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.
♪♪
Welcome back. "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all ready for the show
to get started?
Everybody say, "Yeah!"
All: Yeah!
Alright, everybody,
let's meet Generation Ripe!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wendi, how are you?
I'm great.
Thanks for having us.
Well, let me get this right.
This is Wendi McLendon‐Covey.
Yes, boom!
Covey.
Nailed it!
Give it to me!
Nailed it!
She stars in "The Goldbergs"
on ABC.
That's a great show.
Thank you.
Also known for her
"Bridesmaids," "Reno 911!"
"Think Like a Man Too."
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
She's got a great podcast
called "Generation Ripe."
Alright,
how you been, Wendi?
I'm doing great.
I'm excited to be here.
Everybody good.
Introduce everybody.
Okay, this is my husband, Greg,
of 25 years.
Hey, Greg.
Mr. Greg Covey.
This is my sister of my
whole life, Shelley McLendon.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is my podcast co‐host,
Dfernando Zaremba.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And this is my bestie since
high school, Ponciana Badia.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's good,
that's good.
You got all friends
and one husband.
That's right.
Who are you playing
for today?
We're playing for Foster Nation,
which is an organization
that helps kids
in the foster system
who are aging
out of the system.
Oh, yeah,
that's a good one.
That's good one
right there.
Alright, everybody, let's meet
the Warburton family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Everybody, this is
Patrick Warburton.
Hello.
You know him from the
"Series of Unfortunate Events,"
"Rules of Engagement,"
and "The Tick."
[ Cheers and applause ]
He also does voiceover work on
hits like "Family Guy."
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
Scraping off cash.
How you been, Patrick?
I'm doing great, Steve.
Huge fan,
that's why I grew this.
I love it, man.
'Cause I've never seen you
with a mustache.
I've never had one
in my life.
I shaved mine off
one time.
Biggest mistake.
The distance from the tip
of my nose to the top of my lip
is four feet.
Looked like
a sheet of plywood.
Can't happen again.
Introduce everybody,
Patrick.
Alright. Well, I have the three
most amazing ‐‐ or four kids.
I don't know why do that.
I keep doing that.
It's okay,
it's okay.
This is my big boy Talon
right here.
Good.
It's been rumored ‐‐
and this is gonna sound like
I'm making it up ‐‐
that his mother had an affair
with Andre the Giant,
but we kept him
and raised him as our own.
True story.
My beautiful daughter, Lexie.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My charismatic,
handsome son Shane.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And good‐looking Gabriel.
We have to keep him in check.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, welcome, everybody.
Look, we're gonna have
a good time today.
Who are you playing for,
Patrick?
St. Jude Children's
Research Hospital.
Okay,
we know about that.
Let's get it on!
Let's play "Feud"!
Give me Wendi, give me Patrick!
♪♪
Alright, guys, here we go.
We got the top seven answers
on the board.
[ Chuckles ]
Name something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
Patrick?
Food.
Food.
[ Bell dings ]
Pass or play?
Play.
We gonna play. Let's go.
Alright, Talon,
let's play.
Name something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
Cellphone.
Cellphone.
[ Bell dings ]
Well, Lexie, let's go.
Name something
that could be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
A pet.
A pet.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
A squirrel?
[ Laughter ]
Hey, Shane,
how you doing, man?
Good, Steve, how about you?
Good, good. Let's play.
Name something
that could be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
I'm gonna say makeup.
Makeup.
[ Buzzer ]
Only one strike.
Gabriel.
Name something
that could be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
I was gonna say a plant.
[ Laughter ]
I was really thinking...
[ Laughing ]
Hard to see with that
lemon tree on your lap.
[ Laughs ]
A plant.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Patrick,
we got two strikes.
Now we've got to be careful.
Generation Ripe can steal.
Give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
Somebody else.
Come on, boy.
Yes.
More specific
on the person.
A human.
[ Laughter ]
Your...
A person,
...your ‐‐ your date?
[ Laughter ]
Oh, hey now!
Your d‐‐
[ Laughs ]
Your date.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wendi: Whoa!
Talon,
we've got two strikes,
but you got to be careful,
man.
Generation Ripe
could steal.
Hey, Talon, look, man,
give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
I'm gonna say a baby.
A baby ‐‐
great answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Lexie, we got two strikes.
We've got be careful, okay?
Give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
A laptop?
A laptop.
[ Buzzer ]
I like that answer, though.
I like that one.
Alright, guys,
here we go, here's your chance.
Give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
A weapon.
A weapon.
Yes, yes, yes. A weapon.
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Steve: Number 7.
All: A vibrator.
Shelley: I told you!
I told you.
Right next to the groceries.
[ Laughter ]
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Greg.
Give me Talon.
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
Alright, fellas, here we go.
We got the top five answers
on the board.
If men wanted to show off
their big booties,
what would they wear?
Greg?
Shorts.
Shorts.
[ Bell dings ]
Boom!
Talon?
Speedo.
Speedo.
[ Bell dings ]
Pass or play?
We gonna play. Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: Shelley?
Yeah?
If men wanted to show off
their big booties,
what would they wear?
A thong.
A thong.
[ Bell dings ]
Wendi: Yes!
Alright, let's go, man.
If men wanted to show off
their big booties,
what would they wear?
Chapless pants.
[ Laughs ]
Is that it?
No, really, Prince had a pair
of them on one time
in concert
in Cleveland ‐‐
had the pants
with the booty out
then there were chaps.
We was cheering for him,
"Prince, yeah!
Whoo! Prince! Prince!"
He turned around,
we went, "Oh, hell."
[ Laughter ]
Chapless pants.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow, my man.
Wow, wow.
Hey, look, we got one answer
left, you could clear the board.
We have no strikes.
We have no strikes.
So here we go. If men wanted
to show off their big booties,
what would they wear?
Tight jeans.
Tight jeans.
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Wow, wow, wow.
Well, Generation Ripe, 186,
Warburton family
not on the board,
but the goal is 300 points.
You got a long way to go.
Don't even worry about it.
Hey, listen, don't go away,
everybody, we'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Come on. Let's go, folks.
Come on. Let's go.
Hey, welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Generation Ripe got 186,
Warburton family
not on the board.
Give me Shelley.
Give me Lexie.
♪♪
Ladies,
point values are double.
We've got the top five answers
on the board.
We asked 100 women,
"Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him it's too soon."
Shelley.
His place, his apartment.
His apartment.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're gonna play.
You're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dfernando, my man,
name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
On a trip.
On a trip.
Yeah.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, here we go, darling,
we asked 100 women,
"Name a place a guy wants
to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon."
His parents' house.
His parents' house.
Wendi: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wendi,
we asked 100 women,
"Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon."
To a work function.
To a work function.
[ Buzzer ]
Greg, we talked
to 100 women.
Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
An orgy.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer,
good answer!
Why not?
Why not?!
Good job, honey.
Great answer.
To the orgy.
[ Buzzer ]
That was
an excellent answer.
Yeah, you got to admit,
it would be too soon, though.
Shelley,
we got two strikes.
We got to be careful. The
Warburton family could steal.
Alright,
talked to 100 women.
Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
Church.
To church.
Church.
[ Buzzer ]
What?!
Come on!
[ Applause ]
Wait a minute.
So this is a unique situation.
If it's there, you steal
and you get the points,
but if it's not there,
Generation Ripe
wins the game.
We talked to 100 women.
Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
A nude beach.
[ Laughter ]
This...
"X" end it.
Okay.
We're going
to the nude beach.
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
Number 5.
All: Restaurant.
‐What?!
‐What?
That's where ‐‐ That's the first
place you go!
Number 3.
All: No‐tell motel.
♪♪
Well, I want to thank the
Warburton family for playing.
We gonna make a donation
to your charity
just for hanging out
with us today.
Hey, I need two of you
to play Fast Money.
Give me two of you right here.
I got Wendi
and I got Dfernando.
We going for Fast Money
right after this.
We're playing for charity,
folks.
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Generation Ripe
just won the game,
and now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright, Wendi,
Dfernando is off‐stage.
I'm gonna ask you five questions
in 20 seconds.
If you can't think of something,
you just say pass.
You and Dfernando together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
We are trying to win
$25,000 for Foster Nation.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ready?
Yes.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100
married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who would be
the first person you'd tell?"
My mother.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women
complain about.
Stomachs.
Name something babies love
to throw.
Socks.
Give me a word that rhymes
with wrinkle.
Crinkle.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
Russian.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright.
Let's see, we asked 100
married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who would be the first person
you'd tell?"
You said...
Survey said...
Yep.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women complain about.
You said...
Survey said...
Name something babies love
to throw.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah, I have no children,
everyone.
Have no kids.
[ Laughs ]
She just turned around
and admit, "I have no children.
That's where that answer
came from."
Should have passed.
Give me a word
that rhymes with wrinkle.
You said...
Survey said...
Yep.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
You said...
Survey said...
Alright.
Alright.
That's good enough.
♪♪
My man.
♪♪
ZZ Top, baby, that's all
I've been thinking.
ZZ Top the whole time.
Lovin' this dude,
feeling him.
Well, Wendi got 83.
You need 117 to win.
Whoa.
Oh, this is doable.
This is doable.
You can make it happen.
‐That's right. You can do it!
‐Come on, baby.
I'm gonna ask you
the same five questions.
You cannot
duplicate the answers.
If you do, you're gonna
hear this sound.
[ Buzzer ]
I'm gonna say try again.
You give me
another answer.
It's gonna be a little
bit tougher this time,
but we'll give you
25 seconds.
You ready?
Alright. Let's remind
everybody of Wendi's answers.
25 seconds
on the clock, please.
We asked
100 married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who would be the first person
you'd tell?"
Your parents.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Your children.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women complain about.
Their ankles.
Name something babies
love to throw.
Keys.
Give me a word
that rhymes with wrinkle.
Twinkle.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
French.
Yeah.
My man.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, let's see.
We asked
100 married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who'd be the first person
you'd tell?"
You said...
Survey said...
[ Applause ]
Friend. Friend was
the number‐one answer.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women complain about.
You said...
Survey said...
Stomach. Stomach was
the number‐one answer.
Name something
babies love to throw.
You said...
Who gave the baby keys?
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Toys, ball, rattle ‐‐
all the number‐one answer.
Come on, we need
a couple of big ones.
Give me a word
that rhymes with wrinkle.
You said...
Survey said...
Okay.
Tinkle was the number‐one
answer. Tinkle.
We need a big one.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
You said...
Survey said...
Oh!
French. French was
the number‐one answer.
Well, that's okay.
We still have $10,000
for the Foster Nation.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Also, I'd like to thank
Wendi and Patrick
and the rest of you
for coming out
and hanging out with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
We'll see you next time, folks.
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
We've got
a "Scrubs" reunion!
It's Zach Braff,
Donald Faison, and friends,
playing for Stop AAPI Hate.
They're taking on their
old nemesis from "Scrubs."
It's Neil Flynn and friends,
playing for St. Jude Children's
Research Hospital.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
What's up, brother?
What's up, baby doll?
How y'all feel?
'Sup down there?
How y'all?
How's everybody?
Thank y'all very much.
♪♪
Thank you very much.
Appreciate that.
[ Laughs ]
Thank you very much.
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
I'm your man,
Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And, boy, we got a good one
for you tonight.
These teams are gonna be
battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
So, if you're ready
for the show to get started,
everybody say, "Yeah!"
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Well, let's meet
the Fake Docs, Real Friends
team.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Zach Braff.
[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know him
from "Scrubs."
He wrote, directed,
and starred in "Garden State,"
has a podcast called
"Fake Doctors, Real Friends"
with Donald.
And this is his team.
Yes, sir.
How you doing, man?
Oh, it's great
to be here, Steve.
Good to see you, man.
I'm a huge fan.
Thank you so much.
No, I'm a fan.
This is gonna be good.
[ Laughter ]
Hey, Zach,
introduce everybody, man.
Well, Steve,
I have my best friend
and co‐host,
Donald Faison.
Represent!
My man.
How you feeling, brother?
We have the beautiful producer
of our podcast, Joelle.
Joelle.
[ Laughs ]
Our editor and DJ
and engineer, Danl.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And my other best friend
and the creator of "Scrubs,"
Bill.
Yeah.
Alright,
well, let's go.
Welcome to the show.
Hey, look,
have a good time today.
Thank you so much.
Let's go!
Hey, let's go meet
the BeerSharkMice team!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Neil Flynn!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Neil Flynn starred
as the janitor on "Scrubs,"
and also starred
in "The Middle" like that.
How you doing, Neil?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good to see you, man.
Good.
I'm trying to keep up
with the,
you know, progressive,
woke world that we're in,
so I brought five
white men with me.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
So...
That was good.
I didn't know where
you was going with that.
[ Laughter ]
Neil.
Neil, introduce
everybody, man.
Yes, these are all
my good friends,
and we're also members
of the same improv comedy team
for more than 20 years.
That's...
Really? Man.
And my friends
are Pete...
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right.
That's Paul.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pat.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mike.
Steve: Yes.
And Dave.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, man, I don't know ‐‐ I
don't know if people really know
how hard
improv is, man.
I tried it
in the early years,
and I couldn't see myself
dividing the check, so...
[ Laughter ]
Man: Yeah!
We gonna have
a lot of fun today,
so let's get it on!
Let's play "Feud"!
Yeah!
Give me Neil,
give me Zach.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Whoo!
‐Go! Go, baby, go!
‐Come on, Zach!
‐Let's go!
Put that doctor ‐‐
I remember you.
My old nemesis!
Yes.
Man: Come on, Zach!
Here we go.
Steve: Top six answers
are on the board.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
[ Bell rings ]
Neil.
Your finger.
His finger.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer!
That's a good answer!
Those of you
that are not 40 years old,
you have no idea what the hell
he's talking about.
[ Laughter ]
His finger!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Pass or play?
We will play!
Let's go.
‐Play!
‐Play!
‐Play!
‐Play!
Alright, everybody,
give it up for Pete Hulne!
He played the identical
twins from "Elf."
That's right.
That's really good.
Alright, let's go.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A thermometer.
Thermometer.
‐Oh, good one.
‐Very good.
Man: Good one.
Yes.
Oh, yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up
for Paul Vaillancourt!
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
Has a Web series
called "Improv Tips."
Welcome to the show.
Thanks for having me.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A camera.
‐Ah, nice!
‐That's good!
That's a good answer!
Good answer!
Good answer, Paul!
Where's the camera?
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
Man: Paulie!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Pat Finn over there,
starred in "The Middle."
Man: Yeah, there you go.
Pat, how you
doing, buddy?
I'm doing good,
my friend.
How are you?
Good, good,
good, man.
Alright, let's go.
Name some specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
How about a needle
or syringe?
A needle?
‐Yes, good answer!
‐Good answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Michael Coleman.
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
You've known him from
"Drunk History" and "Monk."
Yeah!
How you doing,
Michael?
Very well, sir.
Good, man.
Alright, let's play.
Name something specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
A suppository.
A suppository.
Yeah!
Good answer, Mike!
‐Great answer.
‐That's a good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Paul:
Thattaboy, Michael!
Lover boy!
Lover boy!
You've got this, Dave.
Steve: Ladies and gentlemen,
my man, David Koechner.
‐There he is!
‐Whoo!
From the "Anchorman"
movies and "The Office."
[ Cheers and applause ]
And look, all of them
"Anchorman" movies,
there was no ‐‐
[ Laughs ]
One answer left.
You can clear the board.
This is it.
[ Chuckling ]
We'll see.
Well,
name something specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
No one knows
where the heart is,
so I'm gonna say
a stethoscope.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer!
Good answer, Dave!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
It's gonna be
"stethoscope."
If he checking for your
heartbeat down there,
that's charges, folks.
[ Laughter ]
Stethoscope!
‐Yes! We got this.
‐What?
Alright, Neil,
one answer left,
but only one strike.
Name something specific
a doctor might put
in your bottom.
Medicine.
[ Applause ]
That's gonna work,
I think.
They say that's like
"suppository."
That is medicine.
I know.
[ Laughter ]
Man:
That's a stall, man.
[ Laughter ]
"Yeah, I know."
Alright, here we go.
Give me something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
Okay.
I got it.
Ointment.
David: Nice.
Man:
A good answer.
‐Good answer.
‐It's a really good answer.
Steve: Ointment!
‐Oh!
‐[ Groans ]
‐Oh, boy.
‐It's on you, buddy.
Pete, we got
one answer left.
Man: Come on, Pete.
If it's there,
you clear the board.
You can do it.
But this time,
you got two strikes.
Gotta be careful.
The Fake Docs,
get ready to steal.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A rubber glove?
[ Laughter ]
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer, Pete!
‐Yeah.
Without the finger
in it, yeah.
Just pack it
up in there.
[ Laughter ]
Get a rubber glove?
‐Ohh.
‐Whoo!
Two!
Alright, Fake Docs,
here's your chance.
Name something specific
a doctor might
put in your bottom.
A tube for an enema.
[ Audience groans ]
Wow.
A tube for an enema!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Wow.
That was a good steal.
‐Whoo!
‐Come on!
Hey, let's go
to Question 2!
Whoo!
Give me Pete!
Give me Donald!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Zach:
Come on, Donald!
That's good.
Let's go.
Alright, fellas, here we go.
We got the top six answers
on the board.
We asked 100 women...
Ohh.
..."Name something you dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
[ Bell rings ]
The food.
The food.
Zach: Yeah, Donald!
Good answer! Good answer!
[ Bell dings ]
‐We gonna play?
‐We gonna play.
We gonna play,
Steve!
We gonna play, Donald.
Let's go, baby.
[ Applause ]
‐Alright.
‐Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Steve: Joelle,
how you doing?
I'm good, sir.
How are you?
Good.
"Name something ‐‐"
Is this the only
woman here?
I am.
Hi.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
You're welcome.
With all the diversity
going on,
you thought this
was a good idea?
[ Laughter ]
Thanks for coming,
Joelle.
You're welcome.
Glad to be here.
We talked to
100 women.
"Name something that your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
A messy room.
A messy room!
Good answer! Good answer!
Good answer!
Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Danl,
how you doing, man?
Yes. I'm great, Steve.
How you doing?
Good, good.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
We talked to
100 women.
Yes.
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
I'm going to go with
not enough sex.
[ Laughter ]
‐Yo, there it is.
‐Good answer! Good answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐He did it!
‐That's it.
The dog's not
complaining about that.
I guess that's true,
though, huh? Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Okay.
Sex.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bill Lawrence,
everybody.
Writer, producer,
director.
Created "Scrubs," "Cougar Town,"
"Spin City," and "Ted Lasso."
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
Joelle:
Yes, yes, yes!
Damn machine
over here.
Yes!
Alright,
here we go.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
I'm gonna say
spending too much cash.
Spending too
much cash.
‐Oh, good one.
‐Yes, good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
Joelle: That was a good answer.
I don't care.
That was really
a good answer, though.
Zach, only one strike.
Talked to 100 women.
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
The way her hair is,
the way her hair looks.
The way
her hair looks.
Okay, good answer.
That's a good answer.
Good answer,
Zach!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
[ Buzzer ]
I'm going to say...
We've got two strikes.
Just be careful.
I know.
And we're probably going to get
a third one right here.
[ Laughter ]
I'm going to say dogs
don't complain
about staying in.
Man: Good answer. Okay!
They don't complain
about staying in.
Zach: Good answer.
Give it to me!
No.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
Hey, fellas,
here we go.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something your dog
never complains about,
unlike your man."
How she drives.
How she drives.
‐Good answer!
‐Neil!
You think?
Man: Come on, Neil!
No!
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Let's go, baby!
‐Shut up.
‐I did a freakin' ‐‐
‐Holy smokes!
[ Laughs ]
Number 6.
Bill: When's Neil's team
getting here?
[ Laughter ]
Joelle: Ohh!
[ Audience ohhs ]
Okay.
That's going out!
5.
All: Cuddling, petting.
Joelle: Okay.
Cuddling.
4.
All: My weight/odd bod.
Well, Fake Docs and Real Friends
got 159.
BeerShark and Mice
not on the board yet.
The goal is 300 points.
Don't go away, everybody.
We'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Make the show. Come on!
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
Fake Docs, Real Friends
got 159.
[ Cheers and applause ]
BeerSharkMice ‐‐
not on the board.
Give me Paul.
Give me Joelle.
‐Come on, let's go!
‐Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
You got it, Joelle!
You got it, Joelle!
You got this!
Alright, guys, here we go.
Point values are doubled.
We got top five answers
on the board.
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Beard.
Beard.
Good answer!
Good answer!
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Tall.
Tall.
[ Bell dings ]
Yeah!
Pass or play?
We're gonna play!
Yeah, we're gonna play.
Let's go, baby.
[ Applause ]
Pat...
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Uhh...
Hat.
Hat.
Yes. Good answer.
Stovetop hat.
That's a good answer.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐What?
‐What?
‐Michael?
‐Come on, Mike.
Only one strike ‐‐
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Honest.
‐Honest.
‐Good answer!
Good answer, Mike!
[ Bell dings ]
‐Yes!
‐Good job, Mike.
David?
Come on, Dave.
President.
President.
Yes!
[ Applause ]
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
Neil, Abraham Lincoln,
using one word.
Lanky.
Lanky.
[ Laughing ]
Good answer!
Good answer!
‐Good answer, Neil!
‐Good answer!
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, we got two strikes.
Got to slow it down now.
Describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Gettysburg.
[ Applause ]
Gettysburg.
Oh! Ohh!
Already said that.
Already said that.
Folks, describe Abraham Lincoln
using one word.
Assassinated.
[ Crowd groans ]
Joelle: [ Laughs ]
Good answer! Good answer!
Assassinated!
True.
‐True.
‐It's true.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Holy cow!
Holy cow!
Dead.
Sorry about that!
Sorry about that!
Sorry, sorry!
Sorry about that!
[ Laughing ]
Number 3.
[ Laughter ]
All: Smart, intelligent.
Smart?
Let's move on
to the next question.
‐Give me Pat!
‐Come on, Pat!
‐Give me Danl!
‐Come on!
♪♪
Alright, gentlemen.
Point values are tripled.
Here we go.
Top four answers on the board.
When I was a kid,
if you talked back to
the teacher, you got what?
[ Bell rings ]
You got the ruler.
You got the ruler.
‐Yes! Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Good answer!
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
‐Play, play, play!
‐We're gonna play!
Steve,
we're gonna play.
Come on, let's go.
Zach: Yeah, Danl!
Bill.
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
Detention.
Good answer!
Detention.
Good answer!
Whoo!
Zach?
When I was a kid, you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
Spanking.
[ Laughter ]
On the bottom.
Well,
spanking is included
in the paddle
and the hit.
What else?
Suspended.
Suspended.
Joelle: Good answer,
good answer, good answer.
[ Buzzer ]
It's okay.
It's alright.
Ease on, man.
We only got one strike.
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
I got two,
but I'm gonna give you one.
Sent to
the principal's office.
Got sent to
the principal's office.
[ Cheering ]
Alright, Joelle.
Come on, Joelle!
Joelle,
this is it.
There's one answer
left.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
Sent home
with a letter
Ooh.
That's
a true statement.
Letter to
the house.
[ Buzzer ]
‐That's alright.
‐It's alright, baby.
‐Danl, one answer left.
‐Come on, Danl. You've got it.
If it's there,
your team wins the game.
But this time, Danl,
you got two strikes.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and play sudden death.
Your moment to shine.
Danl, when I was a kid,
if you talked back to a teacher,
you got what?
Um...
You got this, Danl!
You got it!
Alright, alright, alright,
alright, stop that.
Um...
I'm gonna go with, um,
staying after school
to write on the board,
writing what you did wrong,
writing on
the chalkboard.
Writing on the board, what you
did wrong for the win.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
[ Indistinct talking ]
Well, BeerSharkMice,
here's the deal, fellas.
I got one answer left.
If it's there,
fellas, you steal
and you get to play
sudden death.
If it's not there,
the other team wins the game.
This is a professional
improv group.
They can make something
out of nothing.
Just pull it out.
Like a rubber glove.
Like a rubber glove.
[ Laughs ]
When I was a kid, if you
talked back to the teacher,
you got what?
You got yelled at.
Oh, my God.
You got yelled at.
For sudden death,
yelled at.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number 4.
All: Put in corner.
[ Groans ]
♪♪
Fellas, that's it.
Thank y'all for joining us.
We're gonna make a donation
to your foundation
for hanging out with us today.
Thank you very much.
Enjoyed you, fellas.
Man: Thank you, Steve!
Hey, I need two players.
I need two of you.
I need you right there.
[ Cheering ]
I got Donald.
I got Zach.
We'll be right back.
The worst dancers ever.
Fast Money.
♪♪
Very good.
Alright, you ready?
Yes, sir.
Come on, Zach.
Let's make it happen, man.
20 seconds
on the clock, please.
If the animals tried to break
out of the zoo,
tell me which one would help
them get over the fence.
Giraffe.
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
10.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
Pass.
Name a city with
a lot of rich people
living in it.
New York.
Complete this phrase,
"birds of what"?
A different feather.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
Alright,
here we go.
Alright, if the animals
tried to break out of the zoo,
tell me which one would help
them get over the fence.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheering ]
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
You said...
Survey said...
Why would it?
It's not for you,
it's for everybody.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
You said....
[ Buzzer ]
Name a city with a lot of rich
people living in it.
You said...
Survey said...
Whoo!
Complete this phrase,
"birds of what"?
You said...
Is that
not the expression?
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Man: You got this!
You got this!
Joelle: Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
♪♪
You need
59 points to win.
Okay.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Zach's answers.
25 seconds
on the clock, please.
If the animals tried
to break out of the zoo,
tell me which one would
help them get over the fence.
The alligator.
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
Five.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
That's a ‐‐ Something ‐‐
A wreck.
A car.
Name a city with which
a lot of rich people live in it.
New York.
Try again.
California.
I mean, Los Angeles.
Complete "birds of what"?
[ Buzzer ]
‐Good answer!
‐Good answers, good answers!
Good answers.
‐A giraffe?
‐An alligator?!
Yeah.
How the hell does an alligator
help anybody?
It's long and it can freakin'
stretch with the tail
and climb with the head.
And everybody can
climb up that bad boy.
Don't hate on
my answer, man.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer.
Good answer.
Bad answer, bad answer.
‐Thank you. Thank you.
‐You got it.
Well...
Here we go!
Let's see how we do.
We need 59 points.
‐Come on, Donald.
‐You got it, Donald!
Oh, boy.
We won't get one on this first
answer, though,
I can tell you that.
Not one?
Brother.
Okay.
Let me read
the question again.
And I'ma show you
your answer.
Okay.
If the animals try
to break out of the zoo...
Yes.
...tell me which one would
help them get over the fence.
The alligator.
Your friend said the giraffe.
Yes.
Makes perfect good.
Then you said...
The alligator.
...which has helped
nobody ever do nothing.
[ Laughter ]
You put your foot
on the alligator, it's missing.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, no,
not your alligator.
Your ally gonna help you
get over the fence.
It's domesticated.
Here we go,
and survey said...
One!
[ Buzzer ]
Yeah.
It's alright, good answer,
good answer.
Number‐one answer
was giraffe.
Nice.
On a scale of one to 10,
how smart are you?
You said...
Come on, baby!
Survey says...
Joelle: Whoo! Alright,
it's all good. It's all good.
‐All good, all good.
‐We're good.
Uh‐oh.
Number‐one answer is eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Name something of yours
that's a wreck.
You said...
Or my life...
Survey said...
...after this.
My life was
the number‐one answer.
My life.
That's what I should
have said, "My life."
Well, we need 38 points.
We need a big one.
Name a city with a lot of rich
people living in it.
Los Angeles.
You said California.
No, I said Los Angeles.
I know, I know, I know.
We're gonna let it go,
though, I'm sure of that.
I said Los Angeles.
I know what you said
at first, but...
Alligator, baby.
Name a city with a lot of
rich people living in it.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
L.A. and Beverly Hills
was the number‐one answer.
Giraffe
was the number‐one answer.
Birds of a feather ‐‐
number‐one answer.
Hey, that's $25,000
for the charity Stop AAPI Hate.
I'd like to thank Zach, Donald,
Neil, and the rest of you
for coming out and hanging out
with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Hey, stay tuned. We're gonna
have two new families
when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.
♪♪
Welcome back. "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all ready for the show
to get started?
Everybody say, "Yeah!"
All: Yeah!
Alright, everybody,
let's meet Generation Ripe!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wendi, how are you?
I'm great.
Thanks for having us.
Well, let me get this right.
This is Wendi McLendon‐Covey.
Yes, boom!
Covey.
Nailed it!
Give it to me!
Nailed it!
She stars in "The Goldbergs"
on ABC.
That's a great show.
Thank you.
Also known for her
"Bridesmaids," "Reno 911!"
"Think Like a Man Too."
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
She's got a great podcast
called "Generation Ripe."
Alright,
how you been, Wendi?
I'm doing great.
I'm excited to be here.
Everybody good.
Introduce everybody.
Okay, this is my husband, Greg,
of 25 years.
Hey, Greg.
Mr. Greg Covey.
This is my sister of my
whole life, Shelley McLendon.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is my podcast co‐host,
Dfernando Zaremba.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And this is my bestie since
high school, Ponciana Badia.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's good,
that's good.
You got all friends
and one husband.
That's right.
Who are you playing
for today?
We're playing for Foster Nation,
which is an organization
that helps kids
in the foster system
who are aging
out of the system.
Oh, yeah,
that's a good one.
That's good one
right there.
Alright, everybody, let's meet
the Warburton family.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Everybody, this is
Patrick Warburton.
Hello.
You know him from the
"Series of Unfortunate Events,"
"Rules of Engagement,"
and "The Tick."
[ Cheers and applause ]
He also does voiceover work on
hits like "Family Guy."
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
Scraping off cash.
How you been, Patrick?
I'm doing great, Steve.
Huge fan,
that's why I grew this.
I love it, man.
'Cause I've never seen you
with a mustache.
I've never had one
in my life.
I shaved mine off
one time.
Biggest mistake.
The distance from the tip
of my nose to the top of my lip
is four feet.
Looked like
a sheet of plywood.
Can't happen again.
Introduce everybody,
Patrick.
Alright. Well, I have the three
most amazing ‐‐ or four kids.
I don't know why do that.
I keep doing that.
It's okay,
it's okay.
This is my big boy Talon
right here.
Good.
It's been rumored ‐‐
and this is gonna sound like
I'm making it up ‐‐
that his mother had an affair
with Andre the Giant,
but we kept him
and raised him as our own.
True story.
My beautiful daughter, Lexie.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My charismatic,
handsome son Shane.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And good‐looking Gabriel.
We have to keep him in check.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, welcome, everybody.
Look, we're gonna have
a good time today.
Who are you playing for,
Patrick?
St. Jude Children's
Research Hospital.
Okay,
we know about that.
Let's get it on!
Let's play "Feud"!
Give me Wendi, give me Patrick!
♪♪
Alright, guys, here we go.
We got the top seven answers
on the board.
[ Chuckles ]
Name something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
Patrick?
Food.
Food.
[ Bell dings ]
Pass or play?
Play.
We gonna play. Let's go.
Alright, Talon,
let's play.
Name something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
Cellphone.
Cellphone.
[ Bell dings ]
Well, Lexie, let's go.
Name something
that could be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
A pet.
A pet.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ]
A squirrel?
[ Laughter ]
Hey, Shane,
how you doing, man?
Good, Steve, how about you?
Good, good. Let's play.
Name something
that could be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
I'm gonna say makeup.
Makeup.
[ Buzzer ]
Only one strike.
Gabriel.
Name something
that could be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
I was gonna say a plant.
[ Laughter ]
I was really thinking...
[ Laughing ]
Hard to see with that
lemon tree on your lap.
[ Laughs ]
A plant.
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, Patrick,
we got two strikes.
Now we've got to be careful.
Generation Ripe can steal.
Give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
Somebody else.
Come on, boy.
Yes.
More specific
on the person.
A human.
[ Laughter ]
Your...
A person,
...your ‐‐ your date?
[ Laughter ]
Oh, hey now!
Your d‐‐
[ Laughs ]
Your date.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wendi: Whoa!
Talon,
we've got two strikes,
but you got to be careful,
man.
Generation Ripe
could steal.
Hey, Talon, look, man,
give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
I'm gonna say a baby.
A baby ‐‐
great answer.
[ Bell dings ]
Lexie, we got two strikes.
We've got be careful, okay?
Give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
A laptop?
A laptop.
[ Buzzer ]
I like that answer, though.
I like that one.
Alright, guys,
here we go, here's your chance.
Give me something
that can be dangerous
to have on your lap
when you're driving.
A weapon.
A weapon.
Yes, yes, yes. A weapon.
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Steve: Number 7.
All: A vibrator.
Shelley: I told you!
I told you.
Right next to the groceries.
[ Laughter ]
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Greg.
Give me Talon.
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
Alright, fellas, here we go.
We got the top five answers
on the board.
If men wanted to show off
their big booties,
what would they wear?
Greg?
Shorts.
Shorts.
[ Bell dings ]
Boom!
Talon?
Speedo.
Speedo.
[ Bell dings ]
Pass or play?
We gonna play. Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve: Shelley?
Yeah?
If men wanted to show off
their big booties,
what would they wear?
A thong.
A thong.
[ Bell dings ]
Wendi: Yes!
Alright, let's go, man.
If men wanted to show off
their big booties,
what would they wear?
Chapless pants.
[ Laughs ]
Is that it?
No, really, Prince had a pair
of them on one time
in concert
in Cleveland ‐‐
had the pants
with the booty out
then there were chaps.
We was cheering for him,
"Prince, yeah!
Whoo! Prince! Prince!"
He turned around,
we went, "Oh, hell."
[ Laughter ]
Chapless pants.
[ Bell dings ]
Wow, my man.
Wow, wow.
Hey, look, we got one answer
left, you could clear the board.
We have no strikes.
We have no strikes.
So here we go. If men wanted
to show off their big booties,
what would they wear?
Tight jeans.
Tight jeans.
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
Wow, wow, wow.
Well, Generation Ripe, 186,
Warburton family
not on the board,
but the goal is 300 points.
You got a long way to go.
Don't even worry about it.
Hey, listen, don't go away,
everybody, we'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Come on. Let's go, folks.
Come on. Let's go.
Hey, welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Generation Ripe got 186,
Warburton family
not on the board.
Give me Shelley.
Give me Lexie.
♪♪
Ladies,
point values are double.
We've got the top five answers
on the board.
We asked 100 women,
"Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him it's too soon."
Shelley.
His place, his apartment.
His apartment.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're gonna play.
You're gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dfernando, my man,
name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
On a trip.
On a trip.
Yeah.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, here we go, darling,
we asked 100 women,
"Name a place a guy wants
to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon."
His parents' house.
His parents' house.
Wendi: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wendi,
we asked 100 women,
"Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon."
To a work function.
To a work function.
[ Buzzer ]
Greg, we talked
to 100 women.
Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
An orgy.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer,
good answer!
Why not?
Why not?!
Good job, honey.
Great answer.
To the orgy.
[ Buzzer ]
That was
an excellent answer.
Yeah, you got to admit,
it would be too soon, though.
Shelley,
we got two strikes.
We got to be careful. The
Warburton family could steal.
Alright,
talked to 100 women.
Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
Church.
To church.
Church.
[ Buzzer ]
What?!
Come on!
[ Applause ]
Wait a minute.
So this is a unique situation.
If it's there, you steal
and you get the points,
but if it's not there,
Generation Ripe
wins the game.
We talked to 100 women.
Name a place a guy
wants to take you on a date,
but you tell him
it's too soon.
A nude beach.
[ Laughter ]
This...
"X" end it.
Okay.
We're going
to the nude beach.
[ Buzzer ]
♪♪
Number 5.
All: Restaurant.
‐What?!
‐What?
That's where ‐‐ That's the first
place you go!
Number 3.
All: No‐tell motel.
♪♪
Well, I want to thank the
Warburton family for playing.
We gonna make a donation
to your charity
just for hanging out
with us today.
Hey, I need two of you
to play Fast Money.
Give me two of you right here.
I got Wendi
and I got Dfernando.
We going for Fast Money
right after this.
We're playing for charity,
folks.
♪♪
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Generation Ripe
just won the game,
and now it's time to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright, Wendi,
Dfernando is off‐stage.
I'm gonna ask you five questions
in 20 seconds.
If you can't think of something,
you just say pass.
You and Dfernando together
come up with 200 points,
look right there, tell everybody
what you're playing for.
We are trying to win
$25,000 for Foster Nation.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ready?
Yes.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100
married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who would be
the first person you'd tell?"
My mother.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women
complain about.
Stomachs.
Name something babies love
to throw.
Socks.
Give me a word that rhymes
with wrinkle.
Crinkle.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
Russian.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright.
Let's see, we asked 100
married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who would be the first person
you'd tell?"
You said...
Survey said...
Yep.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women complain about.
You said...
Survey said...
Name something babies love
to throw.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah, I have no children,
everyone.
Have no kids.
[ Laughs ]
She just turned around
and admit, "I have no children.
That's where that answer
came from."
Should have passed.
Give me a word
that rhymes with wrinkle.
You said...
Survey said...
Yep.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
You said...
Survey said...
Alright.
Alright.
That's good enough.
♪♪
My man.
♪♪
ZZ Top, baby, that's all
I've been thinking.
ZZ Top the whole time.
Lovin' this dude,
feeling him.
Well, Wendi got 83.
You need 117 to win.
Whoa.
Oh, this is doable.
This is doable.
You can make it happen.
‐That's right. You can do it!
‐Come on, baby.
I'm gonna ask you
the same five questions.
You cannot
duplicate the answers.
If you do, you're gonna
hear this sound.
[ Buzzer ]
I'm gonna say try again.
You give me
another answer.
It's gonna be a little
bit tougher this time,
but we'll give you
25 seconds.
You ready?
Alright. Let's remind
everybody of Wendi's answers.
25 seconds
on the clock, please.
We asked
100 married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who would be the first person
you'd tell?"
Your parents.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Your children.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women complain about.
Their ankles.
Name something babies
love to throw.
Keys.
Give me a word
that rhymes with wrinkle.
Twinkle.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
French.
Yeah.
My man.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, let's see.
We asked
100 married women,
"If you decided
to get a divorce,
who'd be the first person
you'd tell?"
You said...
Survey said...
[ Applause ]
Friend. Friend was
the number‐one answer.
Name a part of their bodies
pregnant women complain about.
You said...
Survey said...
Stomach. Stomach was
the number‐one answer.
Name something
babies love to throw.
You said...
Who gave the baby keys?
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Toys, ball, rattle ‐‐
all the number‐one answer.
Come on, we need
a couple of big ones.
Give me a word
that rhymes with wrinkle.
You said...
Survey said...
Okay.
Tinkle was the number‐one
answer. Tinkle.
We need a big one.
Name a foreign language
that's also a salad dressing.
You said...
Survey said...
Oh!
French. French was
the number‐one answer.
Well, that's okay.
We still have $10,000
for the Foster Nation.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Also, I'd like to thank
Wendi and Patrick
and the rest of you
for coming out
and hanging out with us
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey, everybody.
We'll see you next time, folks.