Celebrity Family Feud (2008–…): Season 7, Episode 5 - NFLPA Hall of Famers vs. NFLPA Rising Stars - full transcript
NFL Players Association Hall of Famers and rising stars compete.
It's time for
"Celebrity Family Feud."
We've got the NFL Players
Association Hall of Famers
playing for Professional
Athletes Foundation.
They're taking on
the NFL Players Association
Rising Stars,
playing for Champs.
And now, the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
♪♪
What's up, buddy?
How y'all doing?
What's up? Yo.
How you guys doing?
How y'all doing?
I appreciate that.
Thank y'all.
Thank y'all very much.
I appreciate it, everybody.
Well, welcome to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, we got a good one
for you tonight, everybody.
These celebrity teams
gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Y'all ready for the show,
everybody?
Say, "Yeah!"
All: Yeah!
Let's go meet
the Hall of Famers.
Yeah!
Cris, what's up, man?
Much respect.
Much respect.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Cris Carter.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wide receiver
for the Eagles,
the Vikings,
and the Dolphins.
Eight‐time Pro Bowler,
member of the 1990s
NFL All‐Decade Team.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Y'all get that?
[ Laughter ]
See, ladies,
you can keep looking over there
all you want to,
but this ‐‐
all these is gold jackets.
[ Laughter ]
That's new money
right there.
That's young ‐‐
you got a chance over there.
Ain't nothing happening
over here.
[ Laughter ]
Cris,
introduce everybody.
Oh, man.
These are some of
my best friends, too.
Arguably some of the best
that ever played the game.
Left tackle, Buckeye,
Orlando Pace.
Whoo! Yeah.
Michael Irvin.
Very good friend of mine.
Yeah.
The Playmaker
from the Cowboys.
We got Kevin Greene.
Everywhere he's been,
he did nothing
but raise hell.
Pittsburgh Steelers.
And arguably one of
the best pass rushers
that's ever played the game ‐‐
Mr. Bruce Smith,
who played 20 seasons.
Yes, he did.
Playmaker.
What's up, dawg?
What's up, boy?
Yeah.
What's up, baby?
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Every now and then,
I'll text Irvin
when he got something on
on TV that I love.
I hit him up and say,
"You killing them
on the TV, boy."
Orlando Pace,
what's up with you, man?
Man, I'm doing well.
How 'bout you, man?
Good. Doing well.
God.
Doing well.
Yes!
Doing well.
You don't even
understand.
This Hall of Fame!
I know all these dudes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
God dog.
I know. I know.
We'll be over there
in a second.
Hold on.
All of you girls,
"Yeah, that's nice."
[ Laughter ]
"When you gonna
go over there
where we got a chance?"
I'mma be over there
in a second.
Hey, Cris,
who y'all playing for, man?
We've been playing this game
for a hundred years,
and the guys
that established it ‐‐
the Professional Athletes
Foundation.
Okay, good.
Well, hey, man,
let's go.
Let's have
some fun today.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Everybody, they playing
against the Rising Stars.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What's up, Courtland?
How you doing?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Courtland Sutton,
wide receiver
for the Denver Broncos.
[ Cheers and applause ]
In 2019, he led the Broncos
in receiving,
yards passing,
receptions in the game,
and a starting wide receiver
for the 2019 Pro Bowl.
Yeah.
You on your way, man.
How you feeling?
Blessed. Blessed.
That's good.
Blessed.
How y'all feeling
about...
Man...
...all this?
They got it.
You know, they figured it
out on the field,
but, you know,
I think we got this right now.
Oh, they...
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He gave us credit
for that.
[ Laughter ]
Damn.
Them gold jacket's
nice.
Them gold jacket's
nice.
They smooth.
Y'all know that,
though, huh?
Your jacket's nice.
‐They're smooth.
‐I want one of those.
‐237.
‐Whoo.
237.
237?
237!
Cris: Steve, what the young guys
are talking about ‐‐
only 348 guys
have ever been selected
out of 29,000 that have
ever played in the NFL,
and we all personally
have our own number.
I'm number 275.
And I was saying
to them earlier
they got to come
earn this jacket.
I'm number 237.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man, y'all got
to hear this smack.
Oh, fellas, y'all ‐‐
hey, but you on your way.
You're the Rising Stars.
Introduce everybody,
Courtland.
Alright, we got my dawg,
Marlon, right here,
played for
the Baltimore Ravens.
He plays cornerback.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah.
He's a bad boy.
Bad dog right here. Hey.
Also a Pro Bowler.
My boy Darius right here
plays linebacker
for the Indianapolis Colts.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My man, Damien, right here
plays running back
for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Super Bowl champs!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Super Bowl champs!
And my dawg, Aaron,
plays for the Green Bay Packers
as a running back.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome to the show, fellas,
all of you.
Who you playing for, man?
So, we're playing for
the Champs Foundation.
It's a foundation
that, you know,
educates men and women
for their health risks.
Kind of gives them
screening, education,
so they can know
and early detection
on, you know,
their health risks.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, we got a game now.
This is old school
against the new school.
Let's get it on!
Give me Cris!
Give me Courtland!
Come on, Cris!
♪♪
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Let him touch it.
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
Athletes don't ever stop
talking trash!
"You want to touch
the jacket?"
Yep.
Boy, that's...
You got to be something else
to get that gold jacket, man.
Alright, fellas, let's go.
Top six answers on the board.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
that you've made love in.
The restroom.
In the restroom.
Yeah. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's try out
the living room, Steve.
The living room.
Yeah.
See, that's old school.
Yeah, we been doing this
a minute.
Yeah.
Y'all want to play?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, let's go on
and play, then.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah.
See, that's why they call it
the family room.
'Cause that's where you make
your family at, down there.
Everybody, give it up ‐‐
Orlando Pace.
Yo. Let's go.
Offensive tackle
for the Rams and the Bears,
Super Bowl champs
with the Rams,
seven‐time Pro Bowler.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
He was nasty.
Yes, sir.
Coming around your corner
was hard work, man.
How you been, O?
I've been well.
How 'bout yourself?
Alright. I'm good, man.
Let's go.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you made love in.
Let's go
with the kitchen.
In the kitchen!
In the kitchen.
Kevin: Good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Michael Irvin,
the Playmaker.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number 88, wide receiver
with the Cowboys.
Three‐time
Super Bowl champ.
That's right.
Five‐time Pro Bowler.
Oh.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's strong.
That's pretty strong.
Whoo‐oo!
That's strong.
What number are you, man?
I'm 237.
237.
I was the one telling them
about it in the back.
Oh.
Yes, I was.
Let them have it?
Let them know.
Did they know
this information?
They didn't know
that the numbers
went inside the jacket.
One of the young guys
was trying to get my jacket.
I said,
"You can't get this.
You must earn it,
and they give you a number
inside it."
The number's in the jacket?
The numbers come
in the jacket.
They tell you what number
you are
so you would know.
Right there.
Oh.
I ain't never seen that.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's your number.
[ Cheers and applause ]
299.
I'm 256.
256?
Yes, sir.
Whoo!
Yeah, I'm gonna have
to just buy mine.
[ Laughter ]
I ain't got
a chance in hell.
Oh, I can get
that same color.
[ Laughter ]
I'mma get
an iron‐on patch.
It ain't gonna be
Hall of Fame,
but it's gonna look like it
from a distance.
Like Shriners
or something.
[ Laughter ]
How you been, man?
I'm doing great, man.
I'm doing great.
Looking good, too, man.
Appreciate that, man.
Alright, let's go, Play.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you made love in.
Phew. Steve...
Cris: I know he gonna
get this one.
I have to say...
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.
Let me answer the question,
Cris.
Go ahead.
Now, listen...
Uh‐huh.
...I have to say,
my office.
She played
the assistant.
[ Laughter ]
Whoo! Whoo!
That day was good.
‐Holy moly!
‐Whoo!
‐In the house!
‐I love you, baby.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐That's too much ‐‐
That's ‐‐ That's ‐‐
That's too much ‐‐
That's too much information.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
[ Laughs ]
In his office!
‐Aw, come on.
‐Well, see ‐‐
It should have been
in there.
It should have been
in there.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Let me tell y'all rich ass
something ‐‐
most people don't have
an office in their house.
Yeah, Mike.
That's a rich‐ass
answer.
"In my office."
Ask someone
who lives in the projects.
"In my water closet."
[ Laughter ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Kevin Greene,
linebacker for the Rams,
linebacker for the Steelers,
the Panthers.
He played linebacker
for anybody that want one.
Most all‐time sacks
by a linebacker
in the history of the game.
160.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's walking them down,
right there.
Five‐time Pro Bowler.
Man.
Whoo! You nasty.
[ Laughter ]
Alright, Kevin,
name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
that you've made love in.
Sometimes you got to...
get down and dirty.
Come on.
The garage.
Hell yeah.
Come on!
Let's go.
You got to go,
you got to go!
‐Yeah.
‐Come on!
Yeah. Yeah.
On the hood.
In the back seat.
Or on the hood.
Yeah.
On top of the tool box!
[ Laughter ]
In the garage!
[ Audience groans ]
‐Come on!
‐What's wrong with folks?!
What's wrong with folks?!
Ladies and gentlemen,
number 256, Bruce Smith,
defensive end for the Bills
and the Redskins!
Has the NFL record
for quarterback sacks!
200 of them!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cris: Get that right.
200.
Get that right.
Dawg.
200 sacks?
Y'all watch football?
200 times,
he done dropped them.
Kevin: That's a bunch.
That's a bunch, man.
That's a bunch.
11‐time Pro Bowler.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Michael: Impressive.
Man, these some bad boys,
up here.
Alright, Bruce,
we got two strikes.
You got to be careful.
Rising Stars can steal.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you've made love in.
Ooh.
I'mma go with the closet.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. Okay.
Alright.
In the closet!
‐Yes.
‐Okay.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you made love in.
We're gonna go
with the laundry room.
In the laundry room.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
If you have not
tried it...
[ Laughs ]
...you must try.
Put the washer
on spin cycle.
[ Audience cheers ]
[ Imitates washer vibrating ]
[ Laughter ]
You getting jiggy with it
right there!
And cut the heat up on high.
High heat, spin cycle.
[ Imitates washer vibrating ]
Oh! Oh, let's go!
Laundry room!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Number 6.
All: Staircase!
Steve: Man, that's not good.
Number 4.
All: Basement!
We'll be right back.
We're playing "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all playing good, man.
You're playing good.
Let's go.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody!
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Orlando,
give me Marlon.
♪♪
Michael:
Let's go, big fella.
Let's go.
Alright, fellas,
here we go.
Top seven answers
on the board.
We asked 100 men,
it's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
Your mom.
Your mama.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Like that suit there, boy.
You clean.
I tried
to out‐dress you.
No, you clean with it.
That was the key.
That's nice.
You said, "I tried
to out‐dress you."
That was the key.
That's good.
I'll be here every week,
though.
Pass or play?
Let's play, Steve.
Yeah.
I'mma give you
plenty of chances.
Yeah.
‐Nice!
‐Yeah.
Playmaker.
We asked 100 men,
it's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who,
though?
A grandmother.
Your grandmother.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay.
It's in there!
It's in there!
Kevin...
It's in there.
...we talked to 100 men.
Now, it's good
if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself,
but it's bad
if she's who?
Your ex.
Mm‐hmm.
[ Applause ]
That can't be good.
I mean,
that can't be good.
[ Laughs ]
Your ex!
Michael:
Oh, way to go, man.
Way to go, baby.
Way to go.
Bruce, talked to 100 men.
It's good if a women texts you
a naked picture of herself,
but it's bad
if she's who?
Steve,
I'mma say your co‐worker.
Oh. Ooh.
Co‐worker. Co‐worker.
Co‐worker.
I been to five HR meetings
this year.
I want to comment
on that joke, but...
[ Laughs ]
Co‐worker!
Kevin: Oh.
Cris Carter,
asked 100 men.
It's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
I mean, most of us
have a daughter, Steve.
Oh, God.
[ Audience groans ]
Mistaken text.
Yeah.
She didn't mean
to send it to you.
Your damn daughter!
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh, no.
‐What?
Who are these men?
They don't ‐‐
That's a rough one.
They don't know.
Oh, we got two strikes.
We got to be careful.
The Rising Stars can steal.
They're pretty good, now.
Cornerbacks over there.
Talked to 100 men.
It's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
Your sister.
Oh, yes.
Michael: I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
My sister!
Okay. That's good.
Cris: Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Playmaker,
we got two strikes.
You got to be careful.
The Rising Stars
could steal.
We talked to 100 men.
It's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself,
but it's bad
if she's who?
Your boss' wife.
[ Audience groans ]
Mm, mm, mm.
[ Applause ]
Put my job in jeopardy!
Your boss' wife!
Your job in jeopardy!
Oh! Come on, man!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, fellas, let's go.
We asked 100 men,
it's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
Your auntie.
Your aunt!
Your aunt.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
Yeah!
♪♪
‐Okay.
‐Number 6.
Kevin: Get some!
All: My neighbor.
Oh, yeah.
‐Okay.
‐Neighbor.
‐[ Chuckles ]
‐Ain't nothing wrong ‐‐
Yeah, my neighbor,
though, yeah.
Number 4.
All:
Celebrity/Judge Judy.
Oh, no.
[ Laughs ]
What the ‐‐
Yeah, yeah.
What the ‐‐
They right about that.
Number 2.
All: My mother‐in‐law.
Well, we got a game now.
Rising Stars got 90.
Hall of Famers
on the board with 62.
The goal is 300 points,
so don't go away.
We'll be right back.
We're playing "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all playing good, man.
Playing good.
Let's go.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
We got a good one.
The Rising Stars got 90.
Hall of Famers got 62.
Give me Playmaker,
give me Darius.
♪♪
Play, he be going to
get them, though.
That's a bad boy,
right there, man.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a bad boy
right there.
Nasty. Whoo!
But he got to go down
right now.
Yeah, he got to go.
[ Laughter ]
Boy, you be putting
some pain on them.
Yes, he does.
Boy. Ooh, you nasty.
Alright, y'all.
Point values are doubled.
Top five answers on the board.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Your wife.
Yeah,
that's a good answer.
You know that ain't it,
but that's a good answer
right there.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
You saw your marriage
going out the window.
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
That's a good answer.
Yeah, your wife.
Yeah. Uh‐huh.
You thought about it.
It ain't up there.
[ Imitates buzzer ]
Come on.
[ Imitates buzzer ]
Yeah.
Your dog.
Your dog!
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, let's go.
We're gonna play.
Irvin, Irvin.
Irvin, you know
good and hell well ‐‐
Irvin, you know
good and hell well ‐‐
Cris: Thank you!
You can't say nothing crazy.
[ Laughs ]
Your ass ‐‐
Irvin saw that.
He said, "Fill in the blank ‐‐
'Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family.'"
"My wife!"
That's it.
[ Laughter ]
Cris: You know, Steve.
Man, please.
Yeah, good answer, Mike.
That's the way you do it.
[ Laughs ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Damien Williams,
running back,
Super Bowl champs, the Chiefs!
[ Cheers and applause ]
He scored two fourth‐quarter
touchdowns!
Yeah!
‐[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yeah!
Boy.
Great game, though, man.
Congratulations, man.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Alright, here we go.
Alright,
fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
S...
Friends.
Friends.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Aaron Jones,
running back,
Green Bay Packers!
[ Cheers and applause ]
In 2019, he led the NFL
in rushing touchdowns
and scored
23 total touchdowns.
That's a Packers record.
Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
23 touchdowns?
Damn!
That was it, man.
Appreciate it.
Well, congratulations,
man.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Alright, fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Car.
Yeah.
Car!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Courtland,
fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Mm.
Your job.
Nice, nice, nice,
nice.
‐Your job.
‐It's up there.
Steve: Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Marlon Humphrey
right here,
cornerback for
the Baltimore Ravens.
2017 first‐round
draft pick.
That's the paper.
2019 Pro Bowler
and an all‐pro.
Ooh! Y'all ‐‐ Ravens.
Boy, y'all was there
this year.
We gonna get there.
We gonna get there.
Alright, let's go.
We got one answer left,
man.
You can clear the board.
You don't have any strikes,
though.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
I'mma say jewelry.
Love your jewelry!
Jewelry. Jewelry.
Oh!
I tell you what,
I tell you what ‐‐
Ladies and gentlemen,
Darius Leonard,
linebacker for
the Indianapolis Colts!
2018 NFL Rookie of the Year
and a Pro Bowler.
This a bad, bad boy,
here, man.
Whoo!
[ Applause ]
Alright, man.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
I'mma go with shoes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Shoes?
‐Yes, sir.
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah,
I know I like these.
[ Laughter ]
Shoes!
[ Applause ]
Whoo!
Whoo.
Alright, Damien,
we got one answer left.
We got to be careful,
though.
Two strikes.
Hall of Famers can steal.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
[ Sighs ]
Damn it.
Damn it.
Um...uh...
Phone?
Phone.
That's it.
That's the one.
That's the one!
[ Laughter ]
Hey, look at them.
There's some young people
out there going, "Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Oh."
That's it.
The phone!
‐We got that!
‐Let's go, baby!
Let's go!
You alright!
We got it!
Let's go, baby!
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Now,
this is straight from
the Steve Harvey
School of Thinking.
Come on.
Come on.
Where the money at?
My money!
Yes, sir!
You got me!
Where the money at?
[ Indistinct shouting ]
The...money!
My money!
‐"I know good and well
you like your money!"
Money!
[ Audience groans ]
♪♪
‐We'll take it.
‐We needed that.
‐That comes with the job.
‐Yes. Yes.
Money come with the job.
They should have had
"slash, job, money."
‐Nah.
‐No, no.
You work for it.
You need a haircut.
The afro is good.
I got to keep the hair.
[ Laughter ]
Darius: Tell him he need
to take his glasses off.
Hey, that's when they get mad.
"You need a damn haircut."
When I tell you
you need a haircut,
it's 'cause I'm mad.
I ain't even got
no damn hair.
"You need a haircut."
[ Laughter ]
"You need some hair, Steve."
Oh, okay.
Number 3.
All: Yourself!
‐Damn.
‐Oh, man!
[ Applause ]
Well, the goal is 300 points,
so don't go away.
We'll be right back.
We're playing "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all playing good, man.
Playing good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Kevin.
Let's go, Kevin.
Give me Damien.
Let's go.
♪♪
Let's rock.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh. Saw that.
Yeah.
Play a long career,
maybe.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Put some stats on the board,
maybe.
Whoo!
Boy, they ‐‐
[ Audience groans ]
He's a linebacker.
I'm a running back.
I'm just calling it
like I see it.
He got to talk to me
like that.
No, them dudes, indeed,
they the real deal
over here.
He shook his hand
and hit that Super Bowl ring
and went, "Whoo!"
Put some stats up.
Get you one.
I got one.
But ‐‐ Ho.
But you got one.
They just ain't
passed it out yet.
You gonna get a nice one,
too.
Yeah!
Oh, you ‐‐
Yeah. Real quick.
This isn't
a Super Bowl ring.
It's a Pro Football
Hall of Fame ring.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Boom, baby!
Michael: [ Laughs ]
Steve: Yo.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's ‐‐ Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, they don't have one.
[ Mumbles ]
Yeah,
they don't have that.
That ain't no damn ‐‐
I got quiet on that one.
But I know y'all ring
gonna be nice
'cause they ice them up
real good now.
Yes, sir.
Rocks ‐‐ be‐kaw!
Might have to put it
on two fingers.
[ Chuckles ]
He said, "I might have to
put it on two fingers."
[ Laughter ]
Alright, y'all, let's go.
Point values are tripled.
Top four answers on the board.
Name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably kill you.
Elephant.
Elephant.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's go.
Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Aaron, name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
I'm gonna say
rhinoceros.
A rhinoceros.
I like that.
[ Applause ]
[ Audience groans ]
True statement, though.
That might be heavier
than an elephant.
Yeah. That thing ‐‐
You know what I'm saying?
You dead if it get on you,
though.
[ Chuckles ]
Name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
I'mma go with
a cow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's up there.
A cow.
We going through them.
Now, look here, man.
We got two strikes.
We got to pull up, team.
We got two strikes.
You've got to keep it
over here.
If it's there,
you still alive.
But if it's not there,
the other team can steal
and play Sudden Death.
Marlon, name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
I'mma say a bear.
Bear. Bear.
Bear. Bear.
A bear!
[ Audience groans ]
What?
What?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
Here's the situation.
I've got three answers
available.
If either answer's there,
your team steals,
your team plays
Sudden Death.
If it's not there,
the NFL Rising Stars
wins the game.
Fellas, if you miss it...
Damien: No pressure.
...them young stars
over there
gonna be talking
plenty, plenty smack.
But if they talk
too much,
slap them
with your jacket.
[ Laughter ]
Slap them
with your jacket.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cris: [ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
Name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
Steve, we got to go
with hippo.
‐Hippo.
‐Bingo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is for Sudden Death!
Hippo!
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Kevin: That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
That's what
I'm talking about!
‐Come on!
‐Let's go!
‐Uh, they still tied.
‐Hey, it's tied.
Yeah!
Celebrate with us, baby!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, man!
Michael: It's up to you.
It's up to you.
3.
Marlon: Me too.
I'm hurt.
All: Snake/cobra.
Snake?
What?
‐What?
‐If it sat on you?
I don't know about that.
I apologize for that answer.
I'm sorry.
I don't know
how the hell...
I want to apologize
for that answer, right there.
No one would have
gotten that one.
Number 2.
All: Lion.
‐If it sat on you.
‐Oh, yeah, you said that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well,
nobody reached 300 points,
so we're gonna play
Sudden Death.
Give me Bruce,
give me Aaron.
♪♪
‐Let's get this!
‐Hey!
‐He trying to hype himself up!
‐He can't catch you, though!
‐He's trying to hype himself up!
‐He can't catch you.
Like that jacket.
Appreciate it.
I'mma get me
one of those.
Yeah.
I like this right here.
For this survey,
we're asking for
the top answer only.
Whoever gets this one answer
will win the game.
Good luck to both of you.
Here we go.
Name something people use
to keep the sun
out of their eyes.
Sunglasses.
Sunglasses!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Man: He had two hands.
He had two hands
on the table.
He had two hands
on the table.
♪♪
Where you think
these gold jackets come from?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah, man!
‐Buddy!
♪♪
He had two hands
on the table.
♪♪
Hey, I need two of you!
I need two of you.
Alright, I got Bruce Smith.
I got Playmaker.
Hey, man, we gonna make
a donation to your charity
for hanging out.
Y'all played well, brother.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money!
Get that money.
We needed a sack,
Steve.
Dawg, y'all are crazy.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
The Hall of Famers
won the game!
Cris: Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time
to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright.
Alright, Playmaker,
Bruce is offstage.
I'mma ask you five questions
in 20 seconds.
You can't think of something,
you just say, "Pass."
You and Bruce together
get 200 points,
look right there and tell them
what you're playing for.
25K for the Professional
Athletes Foundation.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes.
Let's get these stacks.
Let's get them stacks.
Come on, baby.
You ready?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Alright, let's go.
If ‐‐
[ Chuckles ]
If Captain Hook
was moonlighting
as a handyman,
he might replace his hook
with what tool?
Uh...a hammer.
Tell me the age
a kid is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
7.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Uh...[Chuckles]
a linebacker.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
Cheddar.
Name a color you'd see
on a checkers game board.
Red, baby!
Red!
That's right!
Come on.
Let's go, Playmaker.
Let's go.
Let's go, baby.
I'll do it again!
Let's go.
[ Laughs ]
Let's go.
[ Applause ]
"I'll do it again!"
Cris: Just as good.
Well, let's go.
If Captain Hook was moonlighting
as a handyman,
he might replace his hook
with what tool?
You said...
Survey said...
I told you, baby!
Unh!
I told you!
What'd I tell you?!
Let's do this!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's right!
I'm halfway there!
‐Yeah.
‐Let's do this, baby.
Tell me the age
a kid is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
You said...
Survey said...
Okay. Okay.
That's alright.
I'm halfway there.
I'm halfway there.
Yeah, you're
a little tougher than most.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
You said...
This is where we're gonna
start falling off it,
right here.
Most people have no idea
what you're talking about.
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on, Playmaker.
We got to go now.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
You said...
Survey said...
Yep. 40.
Oop! Let's go!
Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
I'm in the house.
We're looking for 125.
We're looking for what?
That's what
we're looking for.
Name a color you'd see
on a checkers game board.
You said...
That's right.
Survey said...
I told y'all!
Come on, y'all!
What? What?
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
That's why
the jacket is gold!
♪♪
Cris:
That's why the jacket gold.
♪♪
That's right, buddy!
They don't know, boy!
Hey, boy!
Okay, boy!
Mm. Right here.
[ Grunting ]
Steve: Hey, don't go away,
everybody.
We'll be right back
to find out
if the NFL Players Association
can win 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
That's what
I'm talking about.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's get this, baby.
Steve:
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Michael got, um...
Whoo!
...128 points, boy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cris: This is my friend!
This is my friend!
You need 72 to win.
Kevin: Come on, baby!
Stay focused.
Alright, let's go.
Get focused.
Let's get athletic, now.
I'm gonna ask you
the same five questions.
You cannot duplicate
the answers.
If you do,
you're gonna hear this sound.
[ Buzzer ]
I'm gonna say, "Try again."
You give me
another answer.
Gonna be a little bit tougher
this time,
so we're gonna give you
25 seconds.
[ Chuckles ]
You ready?
Come on, Bruce, now.
Damn it.
Come on, man.
Let's roll.
Okay.
Let's remind everybody
of Michael's answers.
25 seconds on the clock.
Alright, Bruce, let's go.
If Captain Hook
was moonlighting as a handyman,
he might replace his hook
with what tool?
A hammer.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
A penis.
Tell me the age
a kid is too old
to sleep with a ‐‐
What the [bleep]
did he say?
[ Laughter ]
Michael: Yo, come on.
We can't start this again.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Okay.
Come on, now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No.
We can't do it
again now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I swear, I'm sorry.
That just came out.
I don't even know
where that came from.
I was reading the question,
and then I said,
"What the..."
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry.
Okay, can we start over?
I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
This...
Your ass is going on YouTube,
though.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He said on YouTube?
YouTube.
Steve: Oh,
you gonna be on YouTube!
You gonna be the greatest clip
ever played!
'Cause Captain Hook
replaced his hook with a penis.
[ Laughter ]
Get it together, Bruce.
Get it together.
Ooh.
Okay, here we go.
Tell me the age a kid
is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
4.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Offensive lineman.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
Cheddar.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Swiss.
Name a color you'd see
on a checkerboard game.
[ Buzzer ]
Black.
Man: Black.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kevin: Hey!
I like that, Bruce!
I like that!
I like that! You good!
Here we go.
We need 72 points.
If Captain
[Laughing] Hook...
[ Laughter ]
Kevin: Oh, no.
Captain Hook...
[ Laughter ]
...was moonlighting
as a handyman...
[ Laughs ]
...he might replace his hook
with what tool?
You said hammer first.
We buzzed you,
and then you said...
Man: Oh, no.
I guess for you...
I guess that would be
your other weapon.
[ Laughter ]
"Well, if I can't use my hook,
I'll tell you what."
[ Laughter ]
"I bet I got something
to get the job done.
Hold tight.
You use your hook
if you want to.
I'mma use this here."
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Tell me the age a kid
is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
[ Laughing ]
You said...
"Get your little self.
What is you doing
with a teddy bear?!
You 4, boy!"
[ Laughter ]
"What's your big ass
doing with this teddy bear
and you 4?!"
Survey said...
Come on.
There we go.
[ Applause ]
10.
10 was
the number‐one answer,
and hammer ‐‐ hammer was
the number‐one answer.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Y'all football players.
You said...huh?
Woman:
He said football player, which
is the same as a linebacker.
He said football player?
So we need another answer.
We need another answer.
Okay, listen to me.
Okay.
Let me ask you this.
So, that's a football player ‐‐
offensive lineman.
So, name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
A car.
Okay.
A car. Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You said a car.
Survey said...
Oh! Oh!
A miracle on 34th Street!
Car and truck
was the number‐one answer!
'Cause I can assure you,
offensive lineman...
Ain't up there.
...wasn't ‐‐ Naw.
We need 28 points.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
American.
American
is the number‐one answer.
We nine points away
from victory,
the gold jackets,
Hall of Fame, $25,000.
Name a color you see
on a checkerboard game.
You said...
Survey said...
Kevin: Yeah, buddy. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bruce: That's how we do it!
Get that money!
Get that money!
Get that money!
♪♪
Red ‐‐
Red was
the number‐one answer.
Wasn't my favorite answer,
but it was
the number‐one answer.
[ Laughter ]
$25,000 for the Professional
Athletes Foundation.
I'd like to thank
Cris and Courtland
and the rest of you
for coming out
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey.
We'll see you next time.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
"Celebrity Family Feud."
We've got the NFL Players
Association Hall of Famers
playing for Professional
Athletes Foundation.
They're taking on
the NFL Players Association
Rising Stars,
playing for Champs.
And now, the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
♪♪
What's up, buddy?
How y'all doing?
What's up? Yo.
How you guys doing?
How y'all doing?
I appreciate that.
Thank y'all.
Thank y'all very much.
I appreciate it, everybody.
Well, welcome to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, we got a good one
for you tonight, everybody.
These celebrity teams
gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Y'all ready for the show,
everybody?
Say, "Yeah!"
All: Yeah!
Let's go meet
the Hall of Famers.
Yeah!
Cris, what's up, man?
Much respect.
Much respect.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Cris Carter.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wide receiver
for the Eagles,
the Vikings,
and the Dolphins.
Eight‐time Pro Bowler,
member of the 1990s
NFL All‐Decade Team.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Y'all get that?
[ Laughter ]
See, ladies,
you can keep looking over there
all you want to,
but this ‐‐
all these is gold jackets.
[ Laughter ]
That's new money
right there.
That's young ‐‐
you got a chance over there.
Ain't nothing happening
over here.
[ Laughter ]
Cris,
introduce everybody.
Oh, man.
These are some of
my best friends, too.
Arguably some of the best
that ever played the game.
Left tackle, Buckeye,
Orlando Pace.
Whoo! Yeah.
Michael Irvin.
Very good friend of mine.
Yeah.
The Playmaker
from the Cowboys.
We got Kevin Greene.
Everywhere he's been,
he did nothing
but raise hell.
Pittsburgh Steelers.
And arguably one of
the best pass rushers
that's ever played the game ‐‐
Mr. Bruce Smith,
who played 20 seasons.
Yes, he did.
Playmaker.
What's up, dawg?
What's up, boy?
Yeah.
What's up, baby?
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Every now and then,
I'll text Irvin
when he got something on
on TV that I love.
I hit him up and say,
"You killing them
on the TV, boy."
Orlando Pace,
what's up with you, man?
Man, I'm doing well.
How 'bout you, man?
Good. Doing well.
God.
Doing well.
Yes!
Doing well.
You don't even
understand.
This Hall of Fame!
I know all these dudes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
God dog.
I know. I know.
We'll be over there
in a second.
Hold on.
All of you girls,
"Yeah, that's nice."
[ Laughter ]
"When you gonna
go over there
where we got a chance?"
I'mma be over there
in a second.
Hey, Cris,
who y'all playing for, man?
We've been playing this game
for a hundred years,
and the guys
that established it ‐‐
the Professional Athletes
Foundation.
Okay, good.
Well, hey, man,
let's go.
Let's have
some fun today.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Everybody, they playing
against the Rising Stars.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What's up, Courtland?
How you doing?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Courtland Sutton,
wide receiver
for the Denver Broncos.
[ Cheers and applause ]
In 2019, he led the Broncos
in receiving,
yards passing,
receptions in the game,
and a starting wide receiver
for the 2019 Pro Bowl.
Yeah.
You on your way, man.
How you feeling?
Blessed. Blessed.
That's good.
Blessed.
How y'all feeling
about...
Man...
...all this?
They got it.
You know, they figured it
out on the field,
but, you know,
I think we got this right now.
Oh, they...
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He gave us credit
for that.
[ Laughter ]
Damn.
Them gold jacket's
nice.
Them gold jacket's
nice.
They smooth.
Y'all know that,
though, huh?
Your jacket's nice.
‐They're smooth.
‐I want one of those.
‐237.
‐Whoo.
237.
237?
237!
Cris: Steve, what the young guys
are talking about ‐‐
only 348 guys
have ever been selected
out of 29,000 that have
ever played in the NFL,
and we all personally
have our own number.
I'm number 275.
And I was saying
to them earlier
they got to come
earn this jacket.
I'm number 237.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Man, y'all got
to hear this smack.
Oh, fellas, y'all ‐‐
hey, but you on your way.
You're the Rising Stars.
Introduce everybody,
Courtland.
Alright, we got my dawg,
Marlon, right here,
played for
the Baltimore Ravens.
He plays cornerback.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah.
He's a bad boy.
Bad dog right here. Hey.
Also a Pro Bowler.
My boy Darius right here
plays linebacker
for the Indianapolis Colts.
[ Cheers and applause ]
My man, Damien, right here
plays running back
for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Super Bowl champs!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Super Bowl champs!
And my dawg, Aaron,
plays for the Green Bay Packers
as a running back.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome to the show, fellas,
all of you.
Who you playing for, man?
So, we're playing for
the Champs Foundation.
It's a foundation
that, you know,
educates men and women
for their health risks.
Kind of gives them
screening, education,
so they can know
and early detection
on, you know,
their health risks.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, we got a game now.
This is old school
against the new school.
Let's get it on!
Give me Cris!
Give me Courtland!
Come on, Cris!
♪♪
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Let him touch it.
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
Athletes don't ever stop
talking trash!
"You want to touch
the jacket?"
Yep.
Boy, that's...
You got to be something else
to get that gold jacket, man.
Alright, fellas, let's go.
Top six answers on the board.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
that you've made love in.
The restroom.
In the restroom.
Yeah. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's try out
the living room, Steve.
The living room.
Yeah.
See, that's old school.
Yeah, we been doing this
a minute.
Yeah.
Y'all want to play?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, let's go on
and play, then.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah.
See, that's why they call it
the family room.
'Cause that's where you make
your family at, down there.
Everybody, give it up ‐‐
Orlando Pace.
Yo. Let's go.
Offensive tackle
for the Rams and the Bears,
Super Bowl champs
with the Rams,
seven‐time Pro Bowler.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
He was nasty.
Yes, sir.
Coming around your corner
was hard work, man.
How you been, O?
I've been well.
How 'bout yourself?
Alright. I'm good, man.
Let's go.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you made love in.
Let's go
with the kitchen.
In the kitchen!
In the kitchen.
Kevin: Good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Michael Irvin,
the Playmaker.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Number 88, wide receiver
with the Cowboys.
Three‐time
Super Bowl champ.
That's right.
Five‐time Pro Bowler.
Oh.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's strong.
That's pretty strong.
Whoo‐oo!
That's strong.
What number are you, man?
I'm 237.
237.
I was the one telling them
about it in the back.
Oh.
Yes, I was.
Let them have it?
Let them know.
Did they know
this information?
They didn't know
that the numbers
went inside the jacket.
One of the young guys
was trying to get my jacket.
I said,
"You can't get this.
You must earn it,
and they give you a number
inside it."
The number's in the jacket?
The numbers come
in the jacket.
They tell you what number
you are
so you would know.
Right there.
Oh.
I ain't never seen that.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's your number.
[ Cheers and applause ]
299.
I'm 256.
256?
Yes, sir.
Whoo!
Yeah, I'm gonna have
to just buy mine.
[ Laughter ]
I ain't got
a chance in hell.
Oh, I can get
that same color.
[ Laughter ]
I'mma get
an iron‐on patch.
It ain't gonna be
Hall of Fame,
but it's gonna look like it
from a distance.
Like Shriners
or something.
[ Laughter ]
How you been, man?
I'm doing great, man.
I'm doing great.
Looking good, too, man.
Appreciate that, man.
Alright, let's go, Play.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you made love in.
Phew. Steve...
Cris: I know he gonna
get this one.
I have to say...
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.
Let me answer the question,
Cris.
Go ahead.
Now, listen...
Uh‐huh.
...I have to say,
my office.
She played
the assistant.
[ Laughter ]
Whoo! Whoo!
That day was good.
‐Holy moly!
‐Whoo!
‐In the house!
‐I love you, baby.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐That's too much ‐‐
That's ‐‐ That's ‐‐
That's too much ‐‐
That's too much information.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
[ Laughs ]
In his office!
‐Aw, come on.
‐Well, see ‐‐
It should have been
in there.
It should have been
in there.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Let me tell y'all rich ass
something ‐‐
most people don't have
an office in their house.
Yeah, Mike.
That's a rich‐ass
answer.
"In my office."
Ask someone
who lives in the projects.
"In my water closet."
[ Laughter ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Kevin Greene,
linebacker for the Rams,
linebacker for the Steelers,
the Panthers.
He played linebacker
for anybody that want one.
Most all‐time sacks
by a linebacker
in the history of the game.
160.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's walking them down,
right there.
Five‐time Pro Bowler.
Man.
Whoo! You nasty.
[ Laughter ]
Alright, Kevin,
name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
that you've made love in.
Sometimes you got to...
get down and dirty.
Come on.
The garage.
Hell yeah.
Come on!
Let's go.
You got to go,
you got to go!
‐Yeah.
‐Come on!
Yeah. Yeah.
On the hood.
In the back seat.
Or on the hood.
Yeah.
On top of the tool box!
[ Laughter ]
In the garage!
[ Audience groans ]
‐Come on!
‐What's wrong with folks?!
What's wrong with folks?!
Ladies and gentlemen,
number 256, Bruce Smith,
defensive end for the Bills
and the Redskins!
Has the NFL record
for quarterback sacks!
200 of them!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cris: Get that right.
200.
Get that right.
Dawg.
200 sacks?
Y'all watch football?
200 times,
he done dropped them.
Kevin: That's a bunch.
That's a bunch, man.
That's a bunch.
11‐time Pro Bowler.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Michael: Impressive.
Man, these some bad boys,
up here.
Alright, Bruce,
we got two strikes.
You got to be careful.
Rising Stars can steal.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you've made love in.
Ooh.
I'mma go with the closet.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. Okay.
Alright.
In the closet!
‐Yes.
‐Okay.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, here we go.
Here we go.
Name a place in your house
besides the bedroom
you made love in.
We're gonna go
with the laundry room.
In the laundry room.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
If you have not
tried it...
[ Laughs ]
...you must try.
Put the washer
on spin cycle.
[ Audience cheers ]
[ Imitates washer vibrating ]
[ Laughter ]
You getting jiggy with it
right there!
And cut the heat up on high.
High heat, spin cycle.
[ Imitates washer vibrating ]
Oh! Oh, let's go!
Laundry room!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Number 6.
All: Staircase!
Steve: Man, that's not good.
Number 4.
All: Basement!
We'll be right back.
We're playing "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all playing good, man.
You're playing good.
Let's go.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody!
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Orlando,
give me Marlon.
♪♪
Michael:
Let's go, big fella.
Let's go.
Alright, fellas,
here we go.
Top seven answers
on the board.
We asked 100 men,
it's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
Your mom.
Your mama.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Like that suit there, boy.
You clean.
I tried
to out‐dress you.
No, you clean with it.
That was the key.
That's nice.
You said, "I tried
to out‐dress you."
That was the key.
That's good.
I'll be here every week,
though.
Pass or play?
Let's play, Steve.
Yeah.
I'mma give you
plenty of chances.
Yeah.
‐Nice!
‐Yeah.
Playmaker.
We asked 100 men,
it's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who,
though?
A grandmother.
Your grandmother.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay.
It's in there!
It's in there!
Kevin...
It's in there.
...we talked to 100 men.
Now, it's good
if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself,
but it's bad
if she's who?
Your ex.
Mm‐hmm.
[ Applause ]
That can't be good.
I mean,
that can't be good.
[ Laughs ]
Your ex!
Michael:
Oh, way to go, man.
Way to go, baby.
Way to go.
Bruce, talked to 100 men.
It's good if a women texts you
a naked picture of herself,
but it's bad
if she's who?
Steve,
I'mma say your co‐worker.
Oh. Ooh.
Co‐worker. Co‐worker.
Co‐worker.
I been to five HR meetings
this year.
I want to comment
on that joke, but...
[ Laughs ]
Co‐worker!
Kevin: Oh.
Cris Carter,
asked 100 men.
It's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
I mean, most of us
have a daughter, Steve.
Oh, God.
[ Audience groans ]
Mistaken text.
Yeah.
She didn't mean
to send it to you.
Your damn daughter!
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh, no.
‐What?
Who are these men?
They don't ‐‐
That's a rough one.
They don't know.
Oh, we got two strikes.
We got to be careful.
The Rising Stars can steal.
They're pretty good, now.
Cornerbacks over there.
Talked to 100 men.
It's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
Your sister.
Oh, yes.
Michael: I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
My sister!
Okay. That's good.
Cris: Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Playmaker,
we got two strikes.
You got to be careful.
The Rising Stars
could steal.
We talked to 100 men.
It's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself,
but it's bad
if she's who?
Your boss' wife.
[ Audience groans ]
Mm, mm, mm.
[ Applause ]
Put my job in jeopardy!
Your boss' wife!
Your job in jeopardy!
Oh! Come on, man!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, fellas, let's go.
We asked 100 men,
it's good if a woman texts you
a naked picture of herself.
It's bad if she's who?
Your auntie.
Your aunt!
Your aunt.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
Yeah!
♪♪
‐Okay.
‐Number 6.
Kevin: Get some!
All: My neighbor.
Oh, yeah.
‐Okay.
‐Neighbor.
‐[ Chuckles ]
‐Ain't nothing wrong ‐‐
Yeah, my neighbor,
though, yeah.
Number 4.
All:
Celebrity/Judge Judy.
Oh, no.
[ Laughs ]
What the ‐‐
Yeah, yeah.
What the ‐‐
They right about that.
Number 2.
All: My mother‐in‐law.
Well, we got a game now.
Rising Stars got 90.
Hall of Famers
on the board with 62.
The goal is 300 points,
so don't go away.
We'll be right back.
We're playing "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all playing good, man.
Playing good.
Let's go.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
We got a good one.
The Rising Stars got 90.
Hall of Famers got 62.
Give me Playmaker,
give me Darius.
♪♪
Play, he be going to
get them, though.
That's a bad boy,
right there, man.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a bad boy
right there.
Nasty. Whoo!
But he got to go down
right now.
Yeah, he got to go.
[ Laughter ]
Boy, you be putting
some pain on them.
Yes, he does.
Boy. Ooh, you nasty.
Alright, y'all.
Point values are doubled.
Top five answers on the board.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Your wife.
Yeah,
that's a good answer.
You know that ain't it,
but that's a good answer
right there.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
You saw your marriage
going out the window.
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
That's a good answer.
Yeah, your wife.
Yeah. Uh‐huh.
You thought about it.
It ain't up there.
[ Imitates buzzer ]
Come on.
[ Imitates buzzer ]
Yeah.
Your dog.
Your dog!
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, let's go.
We're gonna play.
Irvin, Irvin.
Irvin, you know
good and hell well ‐‐
Irvin, you know
good and hell well ‐‐
Cris: Thank you!
You can't say nothing crazy.
[ Laughs ]
Your ass ‐‐
Irvin saw that.
He said, "Fill in the blank ‐‐
'Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family.'"
"My wife!"
That's it.
[ Laughter ]
Cris: You know, Steve.
Man, please.
Yeah, good answer, Mike.
That's the way you do it.
[ Laughs ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Damien Williams,
running back,
Super Bowl champs, the Chiefs!
[ Cheers and applause ]
He scored two fourth‐quarter
touchdowns!
Yeah!
‐[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yeah!
Boy.
Great game, though, man.
Congratulations, man.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Alright, here we go.
Alright,
fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
S...
Friends.
Friends.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Aaron Jones,
running back,
Green Bay Packers!
[ Cheers and applause ]
In 2019, he led the NFL
in rushing touchdowns
and scored
23 total touchdowns.
That's a Packers record.
Wow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
23 touchdowns?
Damn!
That was it, man.
Appreciate it.
Well, congratulations,
man.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Alright, fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Car.
Yeah.
Car!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Courtland,
fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Mm.
Your job.
Nice, nice, nice,
nice.
‐Your job.
‐It's up there.
Steve: Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Marlon Humphrey
right here,
cornerback for
the Baltimore Ravens.
2017 first‐round
draft pick.
That's the paper.
2019 Pro Bowler
and an all‐pro.
Ooh! Y'all ‐‐ Ravens.
Boy, y'all was there
this year.
We gonna get there.
We gonna get there.
Alright, let's go.
We got one answer left,
man.
You can clear the board.
You don't have any strikes,
though.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
I'mma say jewelry.
Love your jewelry!
Jewelry. Jewelry.
Oh!
I tell you what,
I tell you what ‐‐
Ladies and gentlemen,
Darius Leonard,
linebacker for
the Indianapolis Colts!
2018 NFL Rookie of the Year
and a Pro Bowler.
This a bad, bad boy,
here, man.
Whoo!
[ Applause ]
Alright, man.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
I'mma go with shoes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Shoes?
‐Yes, sir.
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah,
I know I like these.
[ Laughter ]
Shoes!
[ Applause ]
Whoo!
Whoo.
Alright, Damien,
we got one answer left.
We got to be careful,
though.
Two strikes.
Hall of Famers can steal.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
[ Sighs ]
Damn it.
Damn it.
Um...uh...
Phone?
Phone.
That's it.
That's the one.
That's the one!
[ Laughter ]
Hey, look at them.
There's some young people
out there going, "Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Oh."
That's it.
The phone!
‐We got that!
‐Let's go, baby!
Let's go!
You alright!
We got it!
Let's go, baby!
Fill in the blank ‐‐
"Admit it,
you might love your blank
more than you do
your family."
Now,
this is straight from
the Steve Harvey
School of Thinking.
Come on.
Come on.
Where the money at?
My money!
Yes, sir!
You got me!
Where the money at?
[ Indistinct shouting ]
The...money!
My money!
‐"I know good and well
you like your money!"
Money!
[ Audience groans ]
♪♪
‐We'll take it.
‐We needed that.
‐That comes with the job.
‐Yes. Yes.
Money come with the job.
They should have had
"slash, job, money."
‐Nah.
‐No, no.
You work for it.
You need a haircut.
The afro is good.
I got to keep the hair.
[ Laughter ]
Darius: Tell him he need
to take his glasses off.
Hey, that's when they get mad.
"You need a damn haircut."
When I tell you
you need a haircut,
it's 'cause I'm mad.
I ain't even got
no damn hair.
"You need a haircut."
[ Laughter ]
"You need some hair, Steve."
Oh, okay.
Number 3.
All: Yourself!
‐Damn.
‐Oh, man!
[ Applause ]
Well, the goal is 300 points,
so don't go away.
We'll be right back.
We're playing "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Y'all playing good, man.
Playing good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Kevin.
Let's go, Kevin.
Give me Damien.
Let's go.
♪♪
Let's rock.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh. Saw that.
Yeah.
Play a long career,
maybe.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Put some stats on the board,
maybe.
Whoo!
Boy, they ‐‐
[ Audience groans ]
He's a linebacker.
I'm a running back.
I'm just calling it
like I see it.
He got to talk to me
like that.
No, them dudes, indeed,
they the real deal
over here.
He shook his hand
and hit that Super Bowl ring
and went, "Whoo!"
Put some stats up.
Get you one.
I got one.
But ‐‐ Ho.
But you got one.
They just ain't
passed it out yet.
You gonna get a nice one,
too.
Yeah!
Oh, you ‐‐
Yeah. Real quick.
This isn't
a Super Bowl ring.
It's a Pro Football
Hall of Fame ring.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Boom, baby!
Michael: [ Laughs ]
Steve: Yo.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's ‐‐ Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, they don't have one.
[ Mumbles ]
Yeah,
they don't have that.
That ain't no damn ‐‐
I got quiet on that one.
But I know y'all ring
gonna be nice
'cause they ice them up
real good now.
Yes, sir.
Rocks ‐‐ be‐kaw!
Might have to put it
on two fingers.
[ Chuckles ]
He said, "I might have to
put it on two fingers."
[ Laughter ]
Alright, y'all, let's go.
Point values are tripled.
Top four answers on the board.
Name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably kill you.
Elephant.
Elephant.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's go.
Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Aaron, name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
I'm gonna say
rhinoceros.
A rhinoceros.
I like that.
[ Applause ]
[ Audience groans ]
True statement, though.
That might be heavier
than an elephant.
Yeah. That thing ‐‐
You know what I'm saying?
You dead if it get on you,
though.
[ Chuckles ]
Name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
I'mma go with
a cow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's up there.
A cow.
We going through them.
Now, look here, man.
We got two strikes.
We got to pull up, team.
We got two strikes.
You've got to keep it
over here.
If it's there,
you still alive.
But if it's not there,
the other team can steal
and play Sudden Death.
Marlon, name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
I'mma say a bear.
Bear. Bear.
Bear. Bear.
A bear!
[ Audience groans ]
What?
What?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
Here's the situation.
I've got three answers
available.
If either answer's there,
your team steals,
your team plays
Sudden Death.
If it's not there,
the NFL Rising Stars
wins the game.
Fellas, if you miss it...
Damien: No pressure.
...them young stars
over there
gonna be talking
plenty, plenty smack.
But if they talk
too much,
slap them
with your jacket.
[ Laughter ]
Slap them
with your jacket.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cris: [ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
Name an animal
that if it sat on you,
it would probably
kill you.
Steve, we got to go
with hippo.
‐Hippo.
‐Bingo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is for Sudden Death!
Hippo!
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Kevin: That's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
That's what
I'm talking about!
‐Come on!
‐Let's go!
‐Uh, they still tied.
‐Hey, it's tied.
Yeah!
Celebrate with us, baby!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, man!
Michael: It's up to you.
It's up to you.
3.
Marlon: Me too.
I'm hurt.
All: Snake/cobra.
Snake?
What?
‐What?
‐If it sat on you?
I don't know about that.
I apologize for that answer.
I'm sorry.
I don't know
how the hell...
I want to apologize
for that answer, right there.
No one would have
gotten that one.
Number 2.
All: Lion.
‐If it sat on you.
‐Oh, yeah, you said that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well,
nobody reached 300 points,
so we're gonna play
Sudden Death.
Give me Bruce,
give me Aaron.
♪♪
‐Let's get this!
‐Hey!
‐He trying to hype himself up!
‐He can't catch you, though!
‐He's trying to hype himself up!
‐He can't catch you.
Like that jacket.
Appreciate it.
I'mma get me
one of those.
Yeah.
I like this right here.
For this survey,
we're asking for
the top answer only.
Whoever gets this one answer
will win the game.
Good luck to both of you.
Here we go.
Name something people use
to keep the sun
out of their eyes.
Sunglasses.
Sunglasses!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Man: He had two hands.
He had two hands
on the table.
He had two hands
on the table.
♪♪
Where you think
these gold jackets come from?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah, man!
‐Buddy!
♪♪
He had two hands
on the table.
♪♪
Hey, I need two of you!
I need two of you.
Alright, I got Bruce Smith.
I got Playmaker.
Hey, man, we gonna make
a donation to your charity
for hanging out.
Y'all played well, brother.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money!
Get that money.
We needed a sack,
Steve.
Dawg, y'all are crazy.
♪♪
♪♪
Welcome back to
"Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
The Hall of Famers
won the game!
Cris: Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now it's time
to play...
All: Fast Money!
Alright.
Alright, Playmaker,
Bruce is offstage.
I'mma ask you five questions
in 20 seconds.
You can't think of something,
you just say, "Pass."
You and Bruce together
get 200 points,
look right there and tell them
what you're playing for.
25K for the Professional
Athletes Foundation.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes.
Let's get these stacks.
Let's get them stacks.
Come on, baby.
You ready?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Alright, let's go.
If ‐‐
[ Chuckles ]
If Captain Hook
was moonlighting
as a handyman,
he might replace his hook
with what tool?
Uh...a hammer.
Tell me the age
a kid is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
7.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Uh...[Chuckles]
a linebacker.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
Cheddar.
Name a color you'd see
on a checkers game board.
Red, baby!
Red!
That's right!
Come on.
Let's go, Playmaker.
Let's go.
Let's go, baby.
I'll do it again!
Let's go.
[ Laughs ]
Let's go.
[ Applause ]
"I'll do it again!"
Cris: Just as good.
Well, let's go.
If Captain Hook was moonlighting
as a handyman,
he might replace his hook
with what tool?
You said...
Survey said...
I told you, baby!
Unh!
I told you!
What'd I tell you?!
Let's do this!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's right!
I'm halfway there!
‐Yeah.
‐Let's do this, baby.
Tell me the age
a kid is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
You said...
Survey said...
Okay. Okay.
That's alright.
I'm halfway there.
I'm halfway there.
Yeah, you're
a little tougher than most.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
You said...
This is where we're gonna
start falling off it,
right here.
Most people have no idea
what you're talking about.
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on, Playmaker.
We got to go now.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
You said...
Survey said...
Yep. 40.
Oop! Let's go!
Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
I'm in the house.
We're looking for 125.
We're looking for what?
That's what
we're looking for.
Name a color you'd see
on a checkers game board.
You said...
That's right.
Survey said...
I told y'all!
Come on, y'all!
What? What?
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
That's why
the jacket is gold!
♪♪
Cris:
That's why the jacket gold.
♪♪
That's right, buddy!
They don't know, boy!
Hey, boy!
Okay, boy!
Mm. Right here.
[ Grunting ]
Steve: Hey, don't go away,
everybody.
We'll be right back
to find out
if the NFL Players Association
can win 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
That's what
I'm talking about.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's get this, baby.
Steve:
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Michael got, um...
Whoo!
...128 points, boy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cris: This is my friend!
This is my friend!
You need 72 to win.
Kevin: Come on, baby!
Stay focused.
Alright, let's go.
Get focused.
Let's get athletic, now.
I'm gonna ask you
the same five questions.
You cannot duplicate
the answers.
If you do,
you're gonna hear this sound.
[ Buzzer ]
I'm gonna say, "Try again."
You give me
another answer.
Gonna be a little bit tougher
this time,
so we're gonna give you
25 seconds.
[ Chuckles ]
You ready?
Come on, Bruce, now.
Damn it.
Come on, man.
Let's roll.
Okay.
Let's remind everybody
of Michael's answers.
25 seconds on the clock.
Alright, Bruce, let's go.
If Captain Hook
was moonlighting as a handyman,
he might replace his hook
with what tool?
A hammer.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
A penis.
Tell me the age
a kid is too old
to sleep with a ‐‐
What the [bleep]
did he say?
[ Laughter ]
Michael: Yo, come on.
We can't start this again.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Okay.
Come on, now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No.
We can't do it
again now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I swear, I'm sorry.
That just came out.
I don't even know
where that came from.
I was reading the question,
and then I said,
"What the..."
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry.
Okay, can we start over?
I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
This...
Your ass is going on YouTube,
though.
[ Cheers and applause ]
He said on YouTube?
YouTube.
Steve: Oh,
you gonna be on YouTube!
You gonna be the greatest clip
ever played!
'Cause Captain Hook
replaced his hook with a penis.
[ Laughter ]
Get it together, Bruce.
Get it together.
Ooh.
Okay, here we go.
Tell me the age a kid
is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
4.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Offensive lineman.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
Cheddar.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Swiss.
Name a color you'd see
on a checkerboard game.
[ Buzzer ]
Black.
Man: Black.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kevin: Hey!
I like that, Bruce!
I like that!
I like that! You good!
Here we go.
We need 72 points.
If Captain
[Laughing] Hook...
[ Laughter ]
Kevin: Oh, no.
Captain Hook...
[ Laughter ]
...was moonlighting
as a handyman...
[ Laughs ]
...he might replace his hook
with what tool?
You said hammer first.
We buzzed you,
and then you said...
Man: Oh, no.
I guess for you...
I guess that would be
your other weapon.
[ Laughter ]
"Well, if I can't use my hook,
I'll tell you what."
[ Laughter ]
"I bet I got something
to get the job done.
Hold tight.
You use your hook
if you want to.
I'mma use this here."
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
[ Audience groans ]
Tell me the age a kid
is too old
to sleep
with a teddy bear.
[ Laughing ]
You said...
"Get your little self.
What is you doing
with a teddy bear?!
You 4, boy!"
[ Laughter ]
"What's your big ass
doing with this teddy bear
and you 4?!"
Survey said...
Come on.
There we go.
[ Applause ]
10.
10 was
the number‐one answer,
and hammer ‐‐ hammer was
the number‐one answer.
Name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
Y'all football players.
You said...huh?
Woman:
He said football player, which
is the same as a linebacker.
He said football player?
So we need another answer.
We need another answer.
Okay, listen to me.
Okay.
Let me ask you this.
So, that's a football player ‐‐
offensive lineman.
So, name something
you might have nightmares
about getting hit by.
A car.
Okay.
A car. Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You said a car.
Survey said...
Oh! Oh!
A miracle on 34th Street!
Car and truck
was the number‐one answer!
'Cause I can assure you,
offensive lineman...
Ain't up there.
...wasn't ‐‐ Naw.
We need 28 points.
Name a type of cheese
you put on a hamburger.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
American.
American
is the number‐one answer.
We nine points away
from victory,
the gold jackets,
Hall of Fame, $25,000.
Name a color you see
on a checkerboard game.
You said...
Survey said...
Kevin: Yeah, buddy. Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bruce: That's how we do it!
Get that money!
Get that money!
Get that money!
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Red ‐‐
Red was
the number‐one answer.
Wasn't my favorite answer,
but it was
the number‐one answer.
[ Laughter ]
$25,000 for the Professional
Athletes Foundation.
I'd like to thank
Cris and Courtland
and the rest of you
for coming out
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
I'm Steve Harvey.
We'll see you next time.
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