Celebrity Family Feud (2008–…): Season 7, Episode 4 - Cedric The Entertainer vs. Wayne Brady and The Hills: New Beginnings vs. Jersey Shore: Family Vacation - full transcript
Comic Wayne Brady competes with actor Cedric The Entertainer and the cast of "The Neighborhood"; cast members from "The Hills: New Beginnings" and "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation" compete.
It's time
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
We've got
Cedric the Entertainer
and the cast
of "The Neighborhood"
playing for
the Kyles Family Foundation.
And from "Let's Make a Deal,"
it's Wayne Brady and friends
playing for The Trevor Project.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
What's up, boy?
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's go meet the cast
of "The Neighborhood"!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dawg.
Surprise, surprise.
The kings is back.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
No one has meant more to me
in my entertainment career
than this man
right here.
‐Yeah, man.
‐None.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Been together
since 1989.
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah.
He walked in a small comedy club
in Dallas, Texas.
I said, "Hey, man,
I need a favor.
Can you do 15 minutes
at my club?"
He ended up staying
the whole weekend.
Did an hour every night.
‐[ Gasps ] Aww.
‐Yeah.
‐We became friends.
"Steve Harvey Show" was born.
‐Yeah.
‐"Kings of Comedy" was born.
‐Yeah.
Lord, have mercy.
This is
Cedric the Entertainer.
What's up?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, y'all,
let's have a good time.
I'll meet y'all
as the show go.
Let's get it on. They're playing
against the Brady team.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mr. Harvey.
Mr. Harvey.
My man.
Wayne Brady,
host of "Let's Make a Deal."
He is now in
his 12th season.
Got a new
comedy‐competition show
called
"Wayne Brady's Comedy IQ"
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Let's get it on.
‐Come on.
Give me Cedric.
Give me Wayne.
Let's go, Wayne.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Sir.
Good job, baby.
Alright, fellas, we got
top seven answers on the board.
[ Chuckles ]
Name an amusement‐park ride that
best describes your love life.
[ Ringing ]
Space Mountain.
[ Laughter ]
Because if you ride it,
you will see stars.
Oh. Oh, wow.
You went deep with it.
‐Come on.
I promise you, his answer
ain't gonna be that deep.
Yeah.
Space Mountain.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pass or play?
‐Play!
‐Let's go.
‐Oh, they're gonna play?
‐Whoo!
Come on!
Come on!
Ah!
Mandie Taketa,
everybody.
Executive producer,
"Wayne Brady's Comedy IQ"
[ Cheers and applause ]
She's my ex‐wife,
my best friend, my confidante ‐‐
you know,
the whole nine.
And, uh, next to her is ‐‐
Oh, wait.
It gets better.
This is her boyfriend,
Jason Fordham.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
What the hell?
Tichina: Wow!
You know what?
You are looking at
an evolved black man.
‐Yeah.
‐That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
I can't wait to find out
who this dude is.
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh, God.
‐Oh, my God.
Let's meet Jonathan.
Jonathan is ‐‐
Jason's boyfriend.
No.
[ Laughter, applause ]
Jonathan Mangum is my co‐host
on "Let's Make a Deal"...
Oh, okay. Okay.
...and he's also on
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Mandie,
name an amusement‐park ride
that best describes
your love life.
Ferris wheel.
Makes you dizzy.
The Ferris wheel
makes you dizzy.
‐Ooh.
‐Mm‐hmm.
Ferris wheel.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Jason, my man.
Name an amusement‐park ride
best describes your love life.
Merry‐go‐round.
The merry‐go‐round.
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
Hey, listen,
name an amusement‐park ride
that best describes
your love life.
I'm gonna say
the free fall
'cause it's fun,
and it's over really quickly.
[ Cheers and applause ]
The free fall.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Now, Terrell,
you got to answer this
in front
of your grandmother.
Well, she closed her ears.
‐She's closing her ears?
‐Yes, sir.
Okay, listen to me.
Name an amusement‐park ride that
best describes your love life.
A water slide.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I heard that.
[ Laughs ]
I heard that.
[ Laughs ]
That's my boy.
A water slide?
Boy, what is you
in there doing?
[ Laughter ]
Water slide.
[ Audience groans ]
‐That's alright.
‐We got two strikes.
We got to be careful.
"The Neighborhood" can steal.
Mama?
‐Yes.
We got to be careful.
Name an amusement‐park ride
that best describes
your love life.
Himalayas.
[ Audience cheers ]
Alright, now,
Wayne Brady's mama.
That's...
Well, I had to get here
somehow.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
‐So...
‐[ Laughing ] The Himal‐‐
The Himalayas.
‐Come on. Please.
Wayne: Okay.
‐We're back in.
‐Yes.
We're back in it.
We're back in it.
We're back in it.
‐We're back in the game.
We're back in the game.
Dawg.
[ Laughter ]
They had some answers
over there.
What was the question?
[ Laughter ]
Name an amusement‐park ride that
best describes your love life.
Alright. Bumper cars.
We're going with bumper cars,
Steve.
‐That's right, baby.
‐Bumper cars.
We gon' go with
the bumper cars.
‐Good answer.
‐Good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
‐I'm shocked.
‐Number 7.
Tichina:
Tilt‐A‐Whirl.
All: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
Number 6.
All: Haunted house.
5.
Train?!
Wow.
Whose love life is that?
[ Laughter ]
Number 4.
All: Tilt‐A‐Whirl.
Steve:
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Max.
Give me Mandie.
Come on, Max.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Tichina: Come on, Max!
Alright, guys, let's go.
Top seven answers
on the board.
A woman would not be proud
to have
the world's largest what?
[ Ringing ]
Ankle.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Ankle.
[ Audience groans ]
‐Come on, Max!
‐Do it, Max.
Cedric:
You got to go right away.
Uh, Jason?
Uh...
Uh...
Stomach.
Stomach.
Good answer. Good answer.
Good answer.
Yes! Yes!
Pass or play?
‐I win!
It's alright.
Alright, let's go.
A woman would not be proud
to have the world's
largest what?
Well, I'm gonna go with
the obvious answer.
Something that I have.
Butt.
[ Laughter, applause ]
A woman would not be proud
to have the largest butt.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐"Wind instrument"?
‐Okay.
Sheaun, how you feeling,
man?
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
Good. Alright, let's go.
A woman would not be proud
to have the largest what?
Nose.
[ Applause ]
Nose.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's what I'm
talking about.
My man.
Alright, let's go, brother.
Okay.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
I'mma say husband, Steve.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer, baby!
Good!
That's a good one, 'cause
I'd have never thought of that.
That's good.
Husband.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Well...
‐Oh, man.
We ain't got no strikes, man.
Come on, doggy.
All the way back.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
Forehead.
[ Laughter and applause ]
‐Good answer.
‐That's a good one, baby.
‐Good answer.
‐That's a good answer.
You just got to move
your bangs over. That's all.
Mm‐hmm.
Forehead.
[ Audience groans ]
Come on, man!
Come on, man.
‐Alright, Max.
‐You got it.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
[ Exhales sharply ]
Feet.
That's a good answer.
‐Good answer, Max.
‐They would not.
Feet.
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes!
Cedric: Alright.
Alright, we only got
one strike.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
I have two in my mind,
but I think...
Ears.
‐Ears.
‐I like it. I like it.
‐Okay.
‐That's what I thought.
‐Really?
‐Yeah.
‐Ah!
‐Sorry.
‐It's all good.
‐Tichina, two strikes.
‐A lot of pressure.
‐We need this.
‐It's a lot of pressure.
‐Brady team can steal.
Thighs.
‐Oh, yes.
‐Mm.
‐Thighs.
We don't like
big thighs.
Thighs.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Okay.
‐Damn it!
Here we go. Wayne,
a woman would not be proud
to have
the world's largest what?
Student loan debt.
[ Laughter ]
Debt.
Coming out of the huddle...
We'll see.
...with student‐loan debt!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Number 7.
All: Mouth.
‐Yeah.
‐Mouth?
Steve: 4.
All: Boobs.
What?
Well, we got a game now,
everybody.
We'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Yeah.
‐Yeah.
‐Let's go.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
And, boy, we got a good one.
Brady Family got 83.
"The Neighborhood" got 76.
Give me Beth.
Give me Jason.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Hi.
Alright, guys,
point values are double.
We got the top five answers
on the board.
Name something
that gets lit.
[ Ringing ]
‐Fire.
‐Fire.
[ Audience groans ]
Christmas lights.
Christmas lights.
‐Yes!
‐Yes! Play! Play! Play!
Play! Play! Play!
‐Yeah, we're gonna play!
‐We're gonna play.
‐Let's go, baby.
[ Applause ]
Tichina, name something
that gets lit.
I don't smoke them,
but I want to say cigarette.
A cigarette.
[ Applause ]
Max: Okay.
Nice.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Sheaun.
‐Yeah?
Name something
that gets lit.
Candles.
‐That's a good one, baby!
‐Candles.
‐Boy, good.
‐That's a good one.
Yes! Number 1!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Marcel, give me something
that gets lit.
A barbecue grill or pit.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐My man. My man.
A grill.
‐That's a good answer, baby.
‐Barbecue.
‐Oh!
‐What?!
That was a good answer.
Okay, okay.
‐Now, Ced...
‐Ah.
...I need one from you.
Man.
Name something
that gets lit.
The club on Friday night.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Marcel: That's a good answer.
That's a good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That was a popular answer.
[ Laughter ]
The club on a Friday night
is lit!
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right, baby!
That's right!
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
Name something
that gets lit.
The furnace
on Friday night.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Come on.
Final answer.
And you lit the furnace
with your student‐loan paper.
[ Laughter ]
Furnace.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
That was good, though.
That was a good one.
‐I got it. I got it.
‐Beth. Beth. Beth.
‐I got it.
‐One answer left.
Two strikes.
Brady team can steal.
Name something
that gets lit.
[ Chuckles ]
Match on a Friday night.
[ Laughter ]
A match.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Marcel: That's what
I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
‐That's right!
‐Way to go.
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Tichina.
Give me Jonathan.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Wayne laughs ]
Mm. This ought to be
a good one.
Point values are triple.
Top four answers on the board.
Here we go.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he first
discovered fire.
[ Ringing ]
His hand.
His hand.
[ Applause ]
‐Whoo!
‐Whoo!
Yes!
Boy, yes!
‐Let's go.
‐Let's play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
The wood.
Huh?
I don't know.
The wood?
[ Applause ]
The wood.
[ Audience groans ]
‐Mama...
‐Yes?
...we got one strike.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
His wife.
[ Laughter ]
"Accidentally."
Accidentally.
Steve:
[ Chuckling ] His wife.
[ Audience groans ]
Wayne, come on, man.
Now, listen to me.
If it's there, you're still
alive, but we have two strikes.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and win the game.
Wayne: Mm.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
His food.
[ Applause ]
His food.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mandie, name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
His home.
[ Applause ]
‐Set...
‐The cave or the hut or ‐‐
‐...the whole cave.
‐The whole cave.
His home.
[ Audience groans ]
‐That's a good answer.
‐That was a good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, baby.
‐Family...
‐Yeah.
...let me help you understand
what's happening here.
Uh‐oh.
We have two answers
on the board.
If you give me either answer,
"The Neighborhood" steals.
"The Neighborhood"
wins the game.
But if it's not there...
‐Wow.
‐...the Bradys win the game.
‐Oh, no.
We are down
to one answer.
King...
‐Yeah.
...don't make us look bad.
[ Snickers ]
[ Laughter ]
Bernie's watching.
[ Team groans ]
‐Steve!
‐Ouch!
Yeah.
No, I have to do it.
‐Aw, man!
‐Yeah.
No, I have the right.
Ain't but four of us.
I have the right.
We the only ones can say that.
‐That pressure.
‐I put the pressure on him.
I got heavy.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
We're going with loincloth
or clothes.
Clothes.
Loincloth or clothes
for the win!
Loincloth/clothes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Yes.
Put that pressure on him.
Number 3.
‐Yes! Unh!
All: His club.
Cedric: Oh. Oh.
♪♪
Hope y'all had
a good time.
Oh, man. Thank you.
Appreciate it.
‐For real.
♪♪
I need two of you.
Come on, fam.
‐Let's go, baby.
‐Yeah.
We'll be right back.
We're gonna play Fast Money
right after this, baby.
♪♪
♪♪
[ Groans ]
‐You ready?
‐Alright, let's do it.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
Mother.
Name something
we all tend to waste.
Food.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
10.
[ Laughter ]
Name something a wife
had better not find
in her husband's wallet.
Another woman's picture.
Tell me the worst thing
to lose your keys to.
[ Buzzer ]
The car.
Yeah.
That's good.
Alright, good.
‐Did good, baby! You did good!
‐Whoo!
‐Yo.
‐Let's go, man.
Let's go.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
You said...
‐Yes.
Survey said...
‐Yeah.
‐Yes! Let's go!
[ Applause ]
Name something
we all tend to waste.
You said...
Survey said...
‐That's good!
‐Yeah.
Let's go, Ced!
Let's go!
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
You said...the only answer
you could say.
[ Laughter ]
Survey said...
Oh, that's still good!
Double digits!
Name something a wife
had better not find
in her husband's wallet.
You said...
Survey said...
‐That's still good.
‐That's all we need.
Tell me the worst thing
to lose your keys to.
You said...
Survey said...
‐Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
‐Let's go.
♪♪
‐Max...
‐Yes?
...he did really well ‐‐
he got 169.
Yeah, boy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You got it, Max.
You need 31 points
to win the money.
Ohhhh, man.
Let's remind everyone
of Cedric's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
Come on, Max.
Let's go.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
His car.
Name something
we all tend to waste.
Uh, uh, food.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Money.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
10.
[ Buzzer ]
‐Try again.
‐9. Sorry.
Name something a wife better not
find in her husband's wallet.
Uh, uh, uh...
Pass.
Tell me the worst thing
to lose the keys to.
Ooh, your house.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
Alright, Max, let's go.
‐You got it. You got it.
‐You got it.
Alright, Max,
we need 31 points.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
You said...
‐[ Laughing ] He said "car."
This is why 31 points
can seem so far away.
[ Laughter ]
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Cedric:
No way! No way!
Marcel: You got two kids.
‐It's okay, Max.
‐It's alright, buddy.
We got it.
It's all good.
Mother was
the number 1 answer.
‐Yeah, it was.
‐We're still 31 points away.
Name something
we all tend to waste,
and you said...
‐There it is. There it is.
‐It's a good one.
‐Survey said...
Cedric: Let's go, Max.
‐That's a good one.
‐Boom.
Food. Food was
the number 1 answer.
We are 16 points away
from 25,000 bucks.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
You said...
Only 'cause 10 was taken.
I know that.
‐I love you.
‐Yes.
Survey said...
Boom.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪♪
10. 10 was
the number 1 answer.
A woman's phone number
in the wallet.
And lose the keys to the car.
Car was number 1.
Well, that's $25,000
for the Kyles Family Foundation.
I'd like to thank Cedric
and Wayne
and all the rest of you
for coming hanging out
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Stay tuned.
We'll have two new families
when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Let's meet our next two teams.
It's the cast of "Jersey Shore
Family Vacation"...
[ Cheers and applause ]
...and they're playing for
the Center on Addiction.
And they're taking on the cast
of "The Hills: New Beginnings."
[ Cheers and applause ]
And they are playing for
the American Cancer Society.
Let's get it on.
Give me JWoww.
Give me Spencer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
You can stay over there.
Trust me ‐‐ I will.
‐You're going down, Speidi!
‐Let's go, let's go!
Let's go. We've got
the top eight answers
on the board, everybody.
We asked 100 men,
"Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist."
[ Ringing ]
Look at her boobs.
Look at her boobs.
‐Yeah! Yes!
‐Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Spencer?
‐Yeah!
‐Pass or play?
Play.
We're gonna play.
Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Snooki...
‐We got this.
...we talked to 100 men.
Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist.
Um...
ask if she showered.
[ Laughter ]
That's good!
‐So important.
Yes!
"Are you clean?"
Have you showered?
Oh, my ‐‐ I'm leaving.
Situation, my man.
How did you get the name
"The Situation"?
Uh, right before
I started "Jersey Shore,"
I was a male stripper.
[ Laughter ]
And I had quite the situation
in this area right here.
Show it!
‐Show it!
‐Show it!
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Boy, let me tell you
something.
If I had that, brother,
wow.
[ Laughter ]
We got one strike.
Talked to 100 men.
Name something you'd do
if you picked up your blind date
and she was a nudist.
Hand her flowers.
Hand her flowers.
‐Aww.
‐Aww.
‐Alright.
‐Sweet.
[ Audience groans ]
Okay. I got this.
Alright,
we got two strikes.
Now, we got to be careful
right now,
'cause "The Hills"
can steal this.
I got this.
This is the one time we need
our head in the gutter.
I got this.
Yeah,
get your head in the gutter.
I got this.
We asked 100 men,
"Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist."
Take her picture.
Take her picture.
‐Yes!
Come on.
[ Applause ]
‐No!
‐Oh, my God!
I change my answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, guys, let's go.
Here's your chance.
We asked 100 men,
"Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist."
Take your clothes off.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Take your clothes off.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Steve: Number 8.
All: Beg for sex.
Aw!
Number 7.
All: Clap & whistle.
Clap & whistle?
[ Chuckles ]
6.
All: Blush/shocked.
Steve: 5.
All: Give blanket/towel.
[ Laughing ] 4.
All: "Get dressed!"
Steve: Number 2.
‐Smile?!
‐What?
Steve: Hey, let's move on
to question 2.
Give me Snooki.
Give me Heidi.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
We're supposed to shake.
I watch the show.
[ Laughter ]
[ Audience "Awws" ]
I love Heidi.
I love you just as much.
[ Laughter ]
Top seven answers
on the board, ladies.
Here we go.
‐Go, Heidi!
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat,
and then she put what
on his buns?
[ Ringing ]
Aw! You have seconds?
Salt.
‐Salt.
‐Salt?
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're playing.
[ Chuckles ]
Situation,
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat.
She put what
on his buns?
‐Hot sauce.
‐Hot sauce.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Deena,
Annabelle the Cannibal told a
man he looks good enough to eat,
and she put what
on his buns?
‐Ketchup.
‐Ketchup.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uncle Nino.
O. G. baby. Let's go.
Annabelle the Cannibal told a
man he looks good enough to eat.
She put what on his buns?
‐A pickle.
‐Put a pickle on his buns.
‐Alright.
‐Alright. We'll take it.
‐We'll take it.
[ Audience groans ]
JWoww, Annabelle
the Cannibal told a man
he looks good enough to eat,
and she put what on his buns?
‐Mayonnaise?
‐Mayonnaise.
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Snooki, only one strike.
We're rolling.
Annabelle told a man
he looks good enough to eat,
and she put what
on his buns?
‐Pepper?
‐Pepper.
Deena: Salt and pepper.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Applause ]
Snooki: Ah, sugar!
‐[ Laughing ] "Sugar."
‐Sugar.
[ Laughter ]
Two strikes, Situation.
"Hills" team can steal.
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat
and put what on his buns?
Mustard.
‐Mustard.
‐Yes!
‐Mustard.
‐I like it!
I like it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
‐Deena...
‐Come on, Deener.
‐...the pressure is here.
‐Okay.
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat
and put what on his buns?
Two strikes.
They can steal.
Lunch meat.
‐Okay.
‐Meat.
Cannibal is meat.
Put some lunch meat on the place
that's already pretty meaty.
‐Ohhh!
‐Oh, what?
[ Audience groans ]
Whatever!
Here's your chance.
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat
and then put what on his buns?
Butter.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my God.
Butter.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Number 7.
All: Her hands.
Oh.
Well, "The Hills" got 76.
"Jersey Shore" ‐‐
not on the board.
Don't go away.
We'll be back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
They're playing good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
"The Hills" got 76.
"Jersey Shore" ‐‐
not on the board.
Give me The Situation.
Give me Frankie.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Audience "Ohhs" ]
Wow.
Now we got a situation.
Yeah.
Michael, yes, we do.
I got all my money on him.
Okay.
Alright,
let's go, fellas.
[ Chuckling ]
Point values are double.
Top six answers on the board.
Name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
[ Ringing ]
‐Violin.
‐Violin.
Snooki: Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Piano.
‐Piano.
‐Shut up!
‐Let's play.
That's the situation.
That's the situation.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I guess he can go play
his little violin over there.
Violin, right?
[ Laughter ]
‐Audrina...
‐Yep.
...name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
‐The guitar.
‐The guitar.
Ooh. Rock 'n' roll.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yes, yes, yes, yes.
‐Whitney the fashion designer,
give me a musical instrument
a man ought to master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
‐The drums.
‐The drums.
[ Applause ]
Alright. Whatever.
Spencer, name a musical
instrument a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
His voice.
[ Audience "Awws" ]
"His voice."
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh, my...
‐Oh!
Heidi, name a musical instrument
a man would master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
Saxophone.
Saxophone.
Frankie: I like that.
Kenny G.
Spencer: Kenny G.
Yes!
What do we got?
What do we got? What do we got?
Frankie,
one answer left.
You could clear the board.
Only one strike.
Name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
I want to slap
the bass.
‐Yes!
‐Oh!
‐The bass.
‐Yes, yes, yes.
The bass.
[ Audience groans ]
Audrina,
one answer left.
If it's there,
you clear the board,
but this time,
you have two strikes.
If it's not there,
"Jersey Shore" can steal
and get on the board.
The harmonica?
The harmonica.
‐The flute.
‐No, the flute.
That's sweet.
[ Imitating harmonica ]
You guys got wooed
by a harmonica.
They cheered for me.
[ Laughs ]
The harmonica.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
There's one answer left.
We can steal.
Name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
Flute.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Please, Jesus.
[ Laughter ]
Snooki said,
"Please, Jesus."
Yes.
Jesus God.
Flute.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Yes!
Spencer: Oh, my gosh.
And double points.
[ Cheering ]
Alright.
Alright, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Deena.
Give me Audrina.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
‐You got it!
‐Get it, Dee!
Now, that's the way
it's supposed to go.
Welcome to the show,
ladies.
Here we go.
Point values are triple.
We got the top four answers
on the board.
Name a holiday
that you might
blow a whole paycheck on.
[ Ringing ]
Christmas.
Christmas.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're taking it.
[ Applause ]
You got this, Uncle Nino.
Uncle Nino,
name a holiday
you might blow
a whole paycheck on.
Valentine's Day.
‐Yeah.
‐Yes! Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's old‐school player
there, folks.
Valentine's Day.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yes.
‐JWoww, name a holiday
that you might blow
a whole paycheck on.
Hanukkah.
[ Chuckles ]
Yes. I like it!
I like it a lot!
I like it.
This ought to be up there.
Hanukkah.
‐Ohhh!
‐It's okay.
‐Only one strike, Snooki.
‐It was a good answer.
It was a good answer.
Name a holiday that you might
blow a whole paycheck on.
Easter.
Easter!
[ Audience groans ]
Situation,
we got two strikes.
If it's there,
you're still alive.
Got this.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and win the game.
‐Ugh!
‐[ Laughing ] So we ha‐‐
[ Laughter ]
I love her reactions, man.
"Ugh!"
[ Laughs ]
Situation, name a holiday you
might blow a whole paycheck on.
New Year's.
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
‐Yes, that's good.
‐I like it.
New Year's.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
Ohhh, God!
‐We are still alive.
‐Come on, Deener!
But here's
the situation.
God.
If it's there, Deena,
your team wins the game.
If it's not there, the other
team can steal and win.
Name a holiday you might
blow a whole paycheck on.
Thanksgiving.
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes! We got it!
‐This...
‐Ah!
...is for the win.
Thanksgiving!
[ Audience groans ]
Yes! America!
‐America?!
‐America!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
They've got their hands up.
They seem to know it.
Get the fireworks ready.
It's Fourth of July.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is for the win.
Get the fireworks ready.
Fourth of July.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Alright,
I need two players.
I need two players.
I need ‐‐
[ Laughter ]
I got it, I got it.
♪♪
Thank you, sir.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money right after this.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐You ready?
‐Yes.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
The TV.
Name a color
of one of the Power Rangers.
Purple.
At what age did you start caring
about your personal hygiene?
12.
Name a part of a tree.
Trunk.
Tell me a place you
might hang out if you
hope to see a ghost.
Uh...
a mansion.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's good.
Let's go.
Steve:
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
You said...
that doggone TV.
Survey said...
Wow.
Wow.
Name a color
of one of the Power Rangers.
You said...
Survey said...
‐Alright. It's okay.
‐It's okay.
At what age did you start caring
about your personal hygiene?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Applause ]
Name a part of a tree.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah.
Tell me a place you
might hang out if you
want to see a ghost.
You said...
Survey said...
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
♪♪
Thanks for coming,
Frankie.
[ Laughter ]
Um, she got 167 points.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You need 33 points to win.
You ready?
‐Let's go.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Heidi's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
Boobs.
Name a co‐‐ [ Laughs ]
Name a color
of one of the Power Rangers.
Red.
At what age did you start caring
about your personal hygiene?
13.
Name a part of a tree.
Bark.
Tell me a place you
might hang out if you
hope to see a ghost.
Haunted house.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Uh...eh...
the forest.
[ Bell dings ]
The forest. Yeah.
That's good, baby.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
You are such a dude.
You said...
My son says that.
I'm telling you
right now...
It's not boobs?
...that's
such a true answer.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughing ]
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
We won?
Yeah! We won!
♪♪
Men love to sit and ‐‐
TV was number 1.
Power Rangers ‐‐ red.
12 years old
for personal hygiene.
Part of a tree ‐‐
the trunk.
And haunted house
was number 1.
Well, that's $25,000
for the American Cancer Society.
I'm Steve Harvey.
Yeah.
And we'll see you next time,
folks.
[ Cheers and applause ]
for "Celebrity Family Feud"!
We've got
Cedric the Entertainer
and the cast
of "The Neighborhood"
playing for
the Kyles Family Foundation.
And from "Let's Make a Deal,"
it's Wayne Brady and friends
playing for The Trevor Project.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
What's up, boy?
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's go meet the cast
of "The Neighborhood"!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Dawg.
Surprise, surprise.
The kings is back.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
No one has meant more to me
in my entertainment career
than this man
right here.
‐Yeah, man.
‐None.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Been together
since 1989.
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah.
He walked in a small comedy club
in Dallas, Texas.
I said, "Hey, man,
I need a favor.
Can you do 15 minutes
at my club?"
He ended up staying
the whole weekend.
Did an hour every night.
‐[ Gasps ] Aww.
‐Yeah.
‐We became friends.
"Steve Harvey Show" was born.
‐Yeah.
‐"Kings of Comedy" was born.
‐Yeah.
Lord, have mercy.
This is
Cedric the Entertainer.
What's up?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, y'all,
let's have a good time.
I'll meet y'all
as the show go.
Let's get it on. They're playing
against the Brady team.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mr. Harvey.
Mr. Harvey.
My man.
Wayne Brady,
host of "Let's Make a Deal."
He is now in
his 12th season.
Got a new
comedy‐competition show
called
"Wayne Brady's Comedy IQ"
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Let's get it on.
‐Come on.
Give me Cedric.
Give me Wayne.
Let's go, Wayne.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Sir.
Good job, baby.
Alright, fellas, we got
top seven answers on the board.
[ Chuckles ]
Name an amusement‐park ride that
best describes your love life.
[ Ringing ]
Space Mountain.
[ Laughter ]
Because if you ride it,
you will see stars.
Oh. Oh, wow.
You went deep with it.
‐Come on.
I promise you, his answer
ain't gonna be that deep.
Yeah.
Space Mountain.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Pass or play?
‐Play!
‐Let's go.
‐Oh, they're gonna play?
‐Whoo!
Come on!
Come on!
Ah!
Mandie Taketa,
everybody.
Executive producer,
"Wayne Brady's Comedy IQ"
[ Cheers and applause ]
She's my ex‐wife,
my best friend, my confidante ‐‐
you know,
the whole nine.
And, uh, next to her is ‐‐
Oh, wait.
It gets better.
This is her boyfriend,
Jason Fordham.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
What the hell?
Tichina: Wow!
You know what?
You are looking at
an evolved black man.
‐Yeah.
‐That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
I can't wait to find out
who this dude is.
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh, God.
‐Oh, my God.
Let's meet Jonathan.
Jonathan is ‐‐
Jason's boyfriend.
No.
[ Laughter, applause ]
Jonathan Mangum is my co‐host
on "Let's Make a Deal"...
Oh, okay. Okay.
...and he's also on
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Mandie,
name an amusement‐park ride
that best describes
your love life.
Ferris wheel.
Makes you dizzy.
The Ferris wheel
makes you dizzy.
‐Ooh.
‐Mm‐hmm.
Ferris wheel.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Jason, my man.
Name an amusement‐park ride
best describes your love life.
Merry‐go‐round.
The merry‐go‐round.
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
Hey, listen,
name an amusement‐park ride
that best describes
your love life.
I'm gonna say
the free fall
'cause it's fun,
and it's over really quickly.
[ Cheers and applause ]
The free fall.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Now, Terrell,
you got to answer this
in front
of your grandmother.
Well, she closed her ears.
‐She's closing her ears?
‐Yes, sir.
Okay, listen to me.
Name an amusement‐park ride that
best describes your love life.
A water slide.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I heard that.
[ Laughs ]
I heard that.
[ Laughs ]
That's my boy.
A water slide?
Boy, what is you
in there doing?
[ Laughter ]
Water slide.
[ Audience groans ]
‐That's alright.
‐We got two strikes.
We got to be careful.
"The Neighborhood" can steal.
Mama?
‐Yes.
We got to be careful.
Name an amusement‐park ride
that best describes
your love life.
Himalayas.
[ Audience cheers ]
Alright, now,
Wayne Brady's mama.
That's...
Well, I had to get here
somehow.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
‐So...
‐[ Laughing ] The Himal‐‐
The Himalayas.
‐Come on. Please.
Wayne: Okay.
‐We're back in.
‐Yes.
We're back in it.
We're back in it.
We're back in it.
‐We're back in the game.
We're back in the game.
Dawg.
[ Laughter ]
They had some answers
over there.
What was the question?
[ Laughter ]
Name an amusement‐park ride that
best describes your love life.
Alright. Bumper cars.
We're going with bumper cars,
Steve.
‐That's right, baby.
‐Bumper cars.
We gon' go with
the bumper cars.
‐Good answer.
‐Good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
‐I'm shocked.
‐Number 7.
Tichina:
Tilt‐A‐Whirl.
All: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
Number 6.
All: Haunted house.
5.
Train?!
Wow.
Whose love life is that?
[ Laughter ]
Number 4.
All: Tilt‐A‐Whirl.
Steve:
Let's go to question 2.
Give me Max.
Give me Mandie.
Come on, Max.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Tichina: Come on, Max!
Alright, guys, let's go.
Top seven answers
on the board.
A woman would not be proud
to have
the world's largest what?
[ Ringing ]
Ankle.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
Ankle.
[ Audience groans ]
‐Come on, Max!
‐Do it, Max.
Cedric:
You got to go right away.
Uh, Jason?
Uh...
Uh...
Stomach.
Stomach.
Good answer. Good answer.
Good answer.
Yes! Yes!
Pass or play?
‐I win!
It's alright.
Alright, let's go.
A woman would not be proud
to have the world's
largest what?
Well, I'm gonna go with
the obvious answer.
Something that I have.
Butt.
[ Laughter, applause ]
A woman would not be proud
to have the largest butt.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐"Wind instrument"?
‐Okay.
Sheaun, how you feeling,
man?
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
Good. Alright, let's go.
A woman would not be proud
to have the largest what?
Nose.
[ Applause ]
Nose.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's what I'm
talking about.
My man.
Alright, let's go, brother.
Okay.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
I'mma say husband, Steve.
[ Laughter ]
Good answer, baby!
Good!
That's a good one, 'cause
I'd have never thought of that.
That's good.
Husband.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Well...
‐Oh, man.
We ain't got no strikes, man.
Come on, doggy.
All the way back.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
Forehead.
[ Laughter and applause ]
‐Good answer.
‐That's a good one, baby.
‐Good answer.
‐That's a good answer.
You just got to move
your bangs over. That's all.
Mm‐hmm.
Forehead.
[ Audience groans ]
Come on, man!
Come on, man.
‐Alright, Max.
‐You got it.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
[ Exhales sharply ]
Feet.
That's a good answer.
‐Good answer, Max.
‐They would not.
Feet.
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes!
Cedric: Alright.
Alright, we only got
one strike.
A woman would not be proud to
have the world's largest what?
I have two in my mind,
but I think...
Ears.
‐Ears.
‐I like it. I like it.
‐Okay.
‐That's what I thought.
‐Really?
‐Yeah.
‐Ah!
‐Sorry.
‐It's all good.
‐Tichina, two strikes.
‐A lot of pressure.
‐We need this.
‐It's a lot of pressure.
‐Brady team can steal.
Thighs.
‐Oh, yes.
‐Mm.
‐Thighs.
We don't like
big thighs.
Thighs.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Okay.
‐Damn it!
Here we go. Wayne,
a woman would not be proud
to have
the world's largest what?
Student loan debt.
[ Laughter ]
Debt.
Coming out of the huddle...
We'll see.
...with student‐loan debt!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Number 7.
All: Mouth.
‐Yeah.
‐Mouth?
Steve: 4.
All: Boobs.
What?
Well, we got a game now,
everybody.
We'll be right back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
Yeah.
‐Yeah.
‐Let's go.
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
And, boy, we got a good one.
Brady Family got 83.
"The Neighborhood" got 76.
Give me Beth.
Give me Jason.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Hi.
Alright, guys,
point values are double.
We got the top five answers
on the board.
Name something
that gets lit.
[ Ringing ]
‐Fire.
‐Fire.
[ Audience groans ]
Christmas lights.
Christmas lights.
‐Yes!
‐Yes! Play! Play! Play!
Play! Play! Play!
‐Yeah, we're gonna play!
‐We're gonna play.
‐Let's go, baby.
[ Applause ]
Tichina, name something
that gets lit.
I don't smoke them,
but I want to say cigarette.
A cigarette.
[ Applause ]
Max: Okay.
Nice.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Sheaun.
‐Yeah?
Name something
that gets lit.
Candles.
‐That's a good one, baby!
‐Candles.
‐Boy, good.
‐That's a good one.
Yes! Number 1!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Marcel, give me something
that gets lit.
A barbecue grill or pit.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐My man. My man.
A grill.
‐That's a good answer, baby.
‐Barbecue.
‐Oh!
‐What?!
That was a good answer.
Okay, okay.
‐Now, Ced...
‐Ah.
...I need one from you.
Man.
Name something
that gets lit.
The club on Friday night.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Marcel: That's a good answer.
That's a good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That was a popular answer.
[ Laughter ]
The club on a Friday night
is lit!
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's right, baby!
That's right!
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
Name something
that gets lit.
The furnace
on Friday night.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Come on.
Final answer.
And you lit the furnace
with your student‐loan paper.
[ Laughter ]
Furnace.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
That was good, though.
That was a good one.
‐I got it. I got it.
‐Beth. Beth. Beth.
‐I got it.
‐One answer left.
Two strikes.
Brady team can steal.
Name something
that gets lit.
[ Chuckles ]
Match on a Friday night.
[ Laughter ]
A match.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Marcel: That's what
I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
‐That's right!
‐Way to go.
Let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Tichina.
Give me Jonathan.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Wayne laughs ]
Mm. This ought to be
a good one.
Point values are triple.
Top four answers on the board.
Here we go.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he first
discovered fire.
[ Ringing ]
His hand.
His hand.
[ Applause ]
‐Whoo!
‐Whoo!
Yes!
Boy, yes!
‐Let's go.
‐Let's play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
The wood.
Huh?
I don't know.
The wood?
[ Applause ]
The wood.
[ Audience groans ]
‐Mama...
‐Yes?
...we got one strike.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
His wife.
[ Laughter ]
"Accidentally."
Accidentally.
Steve:
[ Chuckling ] His wife.
[ Audience groans ]
Wayne, come on, man.
Now, listen to me.
If it's there, you're still
alive, but we have two strikes.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and win the game.
Wayne: Mm.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
His food.
[ Applause ]
His food.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mandie, name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
His home.
[ Applause ]
‐Set...
‐The cave or the hut or ‐‐
‐...the whole cave.
‐The whole cave.
His home.
[ Audience groans ]
‐That's a good answer.
‐That was a good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, baby.
‐Family...
‐Yeah.
...let me help you understand
what's happening here.
Uh‐oh.
We have two answers
on the board.
If you give me either answer,
"The Neighborhood" steals.
"The Neighborhood"
wins the game.
But if it's not there...
‐Wow.
‐...the Bradys win the game.
‐Oh, no.
We are down
to one answer.
King...
‐Yeah.
...don't make us look bad.
[ Snickers ]
[ Laughter ]
Bernie's watching.
[ Team groans ]
‐Steve!
‐Ouch!
Yeah.
No, I have to do it.
‐Aw, man!
‐Yeah.
No, I have the right.
Ain't but four of us.
I have the right.
We the only ones can say that.
‐That pressure.
‐I put the pressure on him.
I got heavy.
Name something a caveman
might have accidentally burned
when he
first discovered fire.
We're going with loincloth
or clothes.
Clothes.
Loincloth or clothes
for the win!
Loincloth/clothes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Yes.
Put that pressure on him.
Number 3.
‐Yes! Unh!
All: His club.
Cedric: Oh. Oh.
♪♪
Hope y'all had
a good time.
Oh, man. Thank you.
Appreciate it.
‐For real.
♪♪
I need two of you.
Come on, fam.
‐Let's go, baby.
‐Yeah.
We'll be right back.
We're gonna play Fast Money
right after this, baby.
♪♪
♪♪
[ Groans ]
‐You ready?
‐Alright, let's do it.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
Mother.
Name something
we all tend to waste.
Food.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
10.
[ Laughter ]
Name something a wife
had better not find
in her husband's wallet.
Another woman's picture.
Tell me the worst thing
to lose your keys to.
[ Buzzer ]
The car.
Yeah.
That's good.
Alright, good.
‐Did good, baby! You did good!
‐Whoo!
‐Yo.
‐Let's go, man.
Let's go.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
You said...
‐Yes.
Survey said...
‐Yeah.
‐Yes! Let's go!
[ Applause ]
Name something
we all tend to waste.
You said...
Survey said...
‐That's good!
‐Yeah.
Let's go, Ced!
Let's go!
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
You said...the only answer
you could say.
[ Laughter ]
Survey said...
Oh, that's still good!
Double digits!
Name something a wife
had better not find
in her husband's wallet.
You said...
Survey said...
‐That's still good.
‐That's all we need.
Tell me the worst thing
to lose your keys to.
You said...
Survey said...
‐Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
‐Let's go.
♪♪
‐Max...
‐Yes?
...he did really well ‐‐
he got 169.
Yeah, boy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You got it, Max.
You need 31 points
to win the money.
Ohhhh, man.
Let's remind everyone
of Cedric's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
Come on, Max.
Let's go.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
His car.
Name something
we all tend to waste.
Uh, uh, food.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Money.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
10.
[ Buzzer ]
‐Try again.
‐9. Sorry.
Name something a wife better not
find in her husband's wallet.
Uh, uh, uh...
Pass.
Tell me the worst thing
to lose the keys to.
Ooh, your house.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Applause ]
Alright, Max, let's go.
‐You got it. You got it.
‐You got it.
Alright, Max,
we need 31 points.
Fill in the blank ‐‐
we asked 100 women,
"You can tell how much love
a man has to give
by how he treats
his blank."
You said...
‐[ Laughing ] He said "car."
This is why 31 points
can seem so far away.
[ Laughter ]
Survey said...
[ Buzzer ]
Cedric:
No way! No way!
Marcel: You got two kids.
‐It's okay, Max.
‐It's alright, buddy.
We got it.
It's all good.
Mother was
the number 1 answer.
‐Yeah, it was.
‐We're still 31 points away.
Name something
we all tend to waste,
and you said...
‐There it is. There it is.
‐It's a good one.
‐Survey said...
Cedric: Let's go, Max.
‐That's a good one.
‐Boom.
Food. Food was
the number 1 answer.
We are 16 points away
from 25,000 bucks.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
how exciting is your mate?
You said...
Only 'cause 10 was taken.
I know that.
‐I love you.
‐Yes.
Survey said...
Boom.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪♪
10. 10 was
the number 1 answer.
A woman's phone number
in the wallet.
And lose the keys to the car.
Car was number 1.
Well, that's $25,000
for the Kyles Family Foundation.
I'd like to thank Cedric
and Wayne
and all the rest of you
for coming hanging out
on "Celebrity Family Feud."
Stay tuned.
We'll have two new families
when "Celebrity Family Feud"
continues.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
Let's meet our next two teams.
It's the cast of "Jersey Shore
Family Vacation"...
[ Cheers and applause ]
...and they're playing for
the Center on Addiction.
And they're taking on the cast
of "The Hills: New Beginnings."
[ Cheers and applause ]
And they are playing for
the American Cancer Society.
Let's get it on.
Give me JWoww.
Give me Spencer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
You can stay over there.
Trust me ‐‐ I will.
‐You're going down, Speidi!
‐Let's go, let's go!
Let's go. We've got
the top eight answers
on the board, everybody.
We asked 100 men,
"Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist."
[ Ringing ]
Look at her boobs.
Look at her boobs.
‐Yeah! Yes!
‐Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Spencer?
‐Yeah!
‐Pass or play?
Play.
We're gonna play.
Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Snooki...
‐We got this.
...we talked to 100 men.
Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist.
Um...
ask if she showered.
[ Laughter ]
That's good!
‐So important.
Yes!
"Are you clean?"
Have you showered?
Oh, my ‐‐ I'm leaving.
Situation, my man.
How did you get the name
"The Situation"?
Uh, right before
I started "Jersey Shore,"
I was a male stripper.
[ Laughter ]
And I had quite the situation
in this area right here.
Show it!
‐Show it!
‐Show it!
Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Boy, let me tell you
something.
If I had that, brother,
wow.
[ Laughter ]
We got one strike.
Talked to 100 men.
Name something you'd do
if you picked up your blind date
and she was a nudist.
Hand her flowers.
Hand her flowers.
‐Aww.
‐Aww.
‐Alright.
‐Sweet.
[ Audience groans ]
Okay. I got this.
Alright,
we got two strikes.
Now, we got to be careful
right now,
'cause "The Hills"
can steal this.
I got this.
This is the one time we need
our head in the gutter.
I got this.
Yeah,
get your head in the gutter.
I got this.
We asked 100 men,
"Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist."
Take her picture.
Take her picture.
‐Yes!
Come on.
[ Applause ]
‐No!
‐Oh, my God!
I change my answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, guys, let's go.
Here's your chance.
We asked 100 men,
"Name something you'd do
if you pick your blind date up
and she was a nudist."
Take your clothes off.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Take your clothes off.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Steve: Number 8.
All: Beg for sex.
Aw!
Number 7.
All: Clap & whistle.
Clap & whistle?
[ Chuckles ]
6.
All: Blush/shocked.
Steve: 5.
All: Give blanket/towel.
[ Laughing ] 4.
All: "Get dressed!"
Steve: Number 2.
‐Smile?!
‐What?
Steve: Hey, let's move on
to question 2.
Give me Snooki.
Give me Heidi.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
We're supposed to shake.
I watch the show.
[ Laughter ]
[ Audience "Awws" ]
I love Heidi.
I love you just as much.
[ Laughter ]
Top seven answers
on the board, ladies.
Here we go.
‐Go, Heidi!
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat,
and then she put what
on his buns?
[ Ringing ]
Aw! You have seconds?
Salt.
‐Salt.
‐Salt?
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're playing.
[ Chuckles ]
Situation,
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat.
She put what
on his buns?
‐Hot sauce.
‐Hot sauce.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright, Deena,
Annabelle the Cannibal told a
man he looks good enough to eat,
and she put what
on his buns?
‐Ketchup.
‐Ketchup.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uncle Nino.
O. G. baby. Let's go.
Annabelle the Cannibal told a
man he looks good enough to eat.
She put what on his buns?
‐A pickle.
‐Put a pickle on his buns.
‐Alright.
‐Alright. We'll take it.
‐We'll take it.
[ Audience groans ]
JWoww, Annabelle
the Cannibal told a man
he looks good enough to eat,
and she put what on his buns?
‐Mayonnaise?
‐Mayonnaise.
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Snooki, only one strike.
We're rolling.
Annabelle told a man
he looks good enough to eat,
and she put what
on his buns?
‐Pepper?
‐Pepper.
Deena: Salt and pepper.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Applause ]
Snooki: Ah, sugar!
‐[ Laughing ] "Sugar."
‐Sugar.
[ Laughter ]
Two strikes, Situation.
"Hills" team can steal.
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat
and put what on his buns?
Mustard.
‐Mustard.
‐Yes!
‐Mustard.
‐I like it!
I like it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
‐Deena...
‐Come on, Deener.
‐...the pressure is here.
‐Okay.
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat
and put what on his buns?
Two strikes.
They can steal.
Lunch meat.
‐Okay.
‐Meat.
Cannibal is meat.
Put some lunch meat on the place
that's already pretty meaty.
‐Ohhh!
‐Oh, what?
[ Audience groans ]
Whatever!
Here's your chance.
Annabelle the Cannibal
told a man
he looks good enough to eat
and then put what on his buns?
Butter.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my God.
Butter.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Number 7.
All: Her hands.
Oh.
Well, "The Hills" got 76.
"Jersey Shore" ‐‐
not on the board.
Don't go away.
We'll be back.
We're playing
"Celebrity Family Feud."
They're playing good.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
"The Hills" got 76.
"Jersey Shore" ‐‐
not on the board.
Give me The Situation.
Give me Frankie.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Audience "Ohhs" ]
Wow.
Now we got a situation.
Yeah.
Michael, yes, we do.
I got all my money on him.
Okay.
Alright,
let's go, fellas.
[ Chuckling ]
Point values are double.
Top six answers on the board.
Name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
[ Ringing ]
‐Violin.
‐Violin.
Snooki: Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Piano.
‐Piano.
‐Shut up!
‐Let's play.
That's the situation.
That's the situation.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I guess he can go play
his little violin over there.
Violin, right?
[ Laughter ]
‐Audrina...
‐Yep.
...name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
‐The guitar.
‐The guitar.
Ooh. Rock 'n' roll.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yes, yes, yes, yes.
‐Whitney the fashion designer,
give me a musical instrument
a man ought to master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
‐The drums.
‐The drums.
[ Applause ]
Alright. Whatever.
Spencer, name a musical
instrument a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
His voice.
[ Audience "Awws" ]
"His voice."
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh, my...
‐Oh!
Heidi, name a musical instrument
a man would master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
Saxophone.
Saxophone.
Frankie: I like that.
Kenny G.
Spencer: Kenny G.
Yes!
What do we got?
What do we got? What do we got?
Frankie,
one answer left.
You could clear the board.
Only one strike.
Name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
I want to slap
the bass.
‐Yes!
‐Oh!
‐The bass.
‐Yes, yes, yes.
The bass.
[ Audience groans ]
Audrina,
one answer left.
If it's there,
you clear the board,
but this time,
you have two strikes.
If it's not there,
"Jersey Shore" can steal
and get on the board.
The harmonica?
The harmonica.
‐The flute.
‐No, the flute.
That's sweet.
[ Imitating harmonica ]
You guys got wooed
by a harmonica.
They cheered for me.
[ Laughs ]
The harmonica.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
There's one answer left.
We can steal.
Name a musical instrument
a man should master
if he wants to master
the art of romance.
Flute.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Please, Jesus.
[ Laughter ]
Snooki said,
"Please, Jesus."
Yes.
Jesus God.
Flute.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Yes!
Spencer: Oh, my gosh.
And double points.
[ Cheering ]
Alright.
Alright, let's move on
to the next question.
Give me Deena.
Give me Audrina.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
‐You got it!
‐Get it, Dee!
Now, that's the way
it's supposed to go.
Welcome to the show,
ladies.
Here we go.
Point values are triple.
We got the top four answers
on the board.
Name a holiday
that you might
blow a whole paycheck on.
[ Ringing ]
Christmas.
Christmas.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're taking it.
[ Applause ]
You got this, Uncle Nino.
Uncle Nino,
name a holiday
you might blow
a whole paycheck on.
Valentine's Day.
‐Yeah.
‐Yes! Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's old‐school player
there, folks.
Valentine's Day.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yes.
‐JWoww, name a holiday
that you might blow
a whole paycheck on.
Hanukkah.
[ Chuckles ]
Yes. I like it!
I like it a lot!
I like it.
This ought to be up there.
Hanukkah.
‐Ohhh!
‐It's okay.
‐Only one strike, Snooki.
‐It was a good answer.
It was a good answer.
Name a holiday that you might
blow a whole paycheck on.
Easter.
Easter!
[ Audience groans ]
Situation,
we got two strikes.
If it's there,
you're still alive.
Got this.
If it's not there,
the other team can steal
and win the game.
‐Ugh!
‐[ Laughing ] So we ha‐‐
[ Laughter ]
I love her reactions, man.
"Ugh!"
[ Laughs ]
Situation, name a holiday you
might blow a whole paycheck on.
New Year's.
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
‐Yes, that's good.
‐I like it.
New Year's.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes!
Ohhh, God!
‐We are still alive.
‐Come on, Deener!
But here's
the situation.
God.
If it's there, Deena,
your team wins the game.
If it's not there, the other
team can steal and win.
Name a holiday you might
blow a whole paycheck on.
Thanksgiving.
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes! We got it!
‐This...
‐Ah!
...is for the win.
Thanksgiving!
[ Audience groans ]
Yes! America!
‐America?!
‐America!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
They've got their hands up.
They seem to know it.
Get the fireworks ready.
It's Fourth of July.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is for the win.
Get the fireworks ready.
Fourth of July.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Alright,
I need two players.
I need two players.
I need ‐‐
[ Laughter ]
I got it, I got it.
♪♪
Thank you, sir.
We'll be right back.
Fast Money right after this.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐You ready?
‐Yes.
20 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
The TV.
Name a color
of one of the Power Rangers.
Purple.
At what age did you start caring
about your personal hygiene?
12.
Name a part of a tree.
Trunk.
Tell me a place you
might hang out if you
hope to see a ghost.
Uh...
a mansion.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's good.
Let's go.
Steve:
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
You said...
that doggone TV.
Survey said...
Wow.
Wow.
Name a color
of one of the Power Rangers.
You said...
Survey said...
‐Alright. It's okay.
‐It's okay.
At what age did you start caring
about your personal hygiene?
You said...
Survey said...
[ Applause ]
Name a part of a tree.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah.
Tell me a place you
might hang out if you
want to see a ghost.
You said...
Survey said...
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
♪♪
Thanks for coming,
Frankie.
[ Laughter ]
Um, she got 167 points.
[ Cheers and applause ]
You need 33 points to win.
You ready?
‐Let's go.
Alright, let's remind everybody
of Heidi's answers.
25 seconds on the clock,
please.
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
Boobs.
Name a co‐‐ [ Laughs ]
Name a color
of one of the Power Rangers.
Red.
At what age did you start caring
about your personal hygiene?
13.
Name a part of a tree.
Bark.
Tell me a place you
might hang out if you
hope to see a ghost.
Haunted house.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again.
Uh...eh...
the forest.
[ Bell dings ]
The forest. Yeah.
That's good, baby.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve:
We asked 100 women,
"Name something men love
to sit and stare at."
You are such a dude.
You said...
My son says that.
I'm telling you
right now...
It's not boobs?
...that's
such a true answer.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughing ]
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
We won?
Yeah! We won!
♪♪
Men love to sit and ‐‐
TV was number 1.
Power Rangers ‐‐ red.
12 years old
for personal hygiene.
Part of a tree ‐‐
the trunk.
And haunted house
was number 1.
Well, that's $25,000
for the American Cancer Society.
I'm Steve Harvey.
Yeah.
And we'll see you next time,
folks.
[ Cheers and applause ]