Celebrity Ex on the Beach (2014–2020): Season 5, Episode 7 - Episode #5.7 - full transcript
(narrator)
'Ex On The Beach is back.'
'This time it's all-stars.'
'Old faces return for another shot
at finding love.'
Am I looking for love? Fucking yeah!
"They'll have
to endure their exes...'
I've never felt like this
in my life.
'Some will have
to deal with old grudges...'
Babe, you've had more dicks
than I've had sunbeds.
'As hard as they try
to find their perfect match...'
Right. Who wants to finger me?
'...standing in their way again
will be the Tablet of Terror.'
I won't lie.
I'm cacking myself big time.
'It's going to be hotter
than ever before...'
I wanna ride her. Giddy up, Amy.
'...as emotions boil over...'
You made me realise there's more
to life than what I was just doing.
'...tensions run high...'
I fucking dare you!
Let's fucking go, kid.
'...and the claws come out.'
...in your face...
(shouting)
'So far, eight exes have arrived.'
She is the most toxic person
I have ever met.
I did not think that
I was gonna feel like this.
How are you?
Yeah, don't touch me.
Conor, I know that you shagged
half of fucking Dstrkt.
Fucking admit it!
Dare.
Lick Kayleigh's tits.
Winding me up?
(laughs)
Holly or Kayleigh?
Kayleigh.
Fuck Jordan or get back with Conor.
I'd rather fuck Jordan.
I'll do it now.
Fuck off!
I went with Jordan
to piss Conor off.
The date is going really,
really well. I fancy him.
(cheering)
Thank fuck
Charlotte's got too pissed
and she's gone to bed early,
as it leaves me to swoop in
and crack on with Christine.
She's smoking. She ticks
all the boxes. I'm excited.
I'm sorry for the way
I treated you.
Oh, my God.
So, why are you here?
I wanna see where I stand with Gaz.
Yeah.
I'll happily just crack on.
What the fuck are you doing
with your hands all over her?
While Gaz was with Lillie,
did you get together?
Yeah.
I'm so embarrassed.
I was in Australia with him.
Like, I was there.
Stop it. Stop it.
What the fuck is this villa
gonna be like tomorrow?
Fucking bring it on.
I'm feeling, this morning,
absolutely fucked.
Why didn't he come and check on me
to see if I was OK?
I expected to wake up
with Jordan next to me,
checking if I was all right.
I could've died.
But no. He ended up in bed with her
when I'm fucking passed out.
I believe everything happens
for a reason.
Charlotte got fucked
and went to be early.
She hasn't met Chrysten yet
and I'm in bed with her.
Game changer. Swoopy, swoop, swoop.
Jordan reminds me of myself.
Really ditsy, clumsy, kinda dumb.
And I just don't think
I want that in my life.
Out of everyone,
I wanna get with Conor most.
I'm hoping that me and Conor
can properly sort things out
and actually move forward
from all the shit from the past.
I feel like I was in love
with somebody that doesn't exist
and I just never
want to speak to him again. Ever.
I feel like shit.
It's just now
a very awkward situation.
You're living in a villa
with your ex-girlfriend
and a girl you slept with behind her
back. When does that even happen?
I do really fancy Gary,
but Chrysten being here
has put a spanner in the works.
I can't just let him mug me off,
but I know what I'm like
after a few drinks, so.
'After a stressful night,
the Tablet's decided to
cheer everyone up
by sending them to a waterpark
with a big, pink elephant.
That should do the trick.'
I love fun, right?
And because I'm at a waterpark,
today will be the best day ever!
Me, Kayleigh and Holly
have all got something in common.
Jordan. He keeps slipping fingers
up the three of us.
He's been second best to all of us.
I only did it to piss off Conor.
You did it because Bear was a prick.
Yeah.
The only reason any of us girls
got anywhere near Jordan
is because there's no-one else left.
Literally, as soon as Chrysten
said that he was the best looking,
he was over there in 30 seconds.
Oh, my God.
And the fact that he was whispering
in my ear all night.
Oh, like, "We're the power couple.
We're this. We're that."
He thinks he's
the dog's bollocks with the birds.
Trying to get
another finger on his bedpost.
I know.
I'll tell you what. His fingers
must be absolutely wrinkled to fuck.
Can't be arsed now.
You've fucked it, mate.
Jordan is walking around
like he's king today.
It's embarrassing.
Everyone's just laughing at him.
I feel like the only person in here
that just completely takes my mind
off Gary and that situation is Bear.
Like, he's just fun and positive
and just a wicked person
to be around.
I know last night was difficult.
I can see in your eyes
you're not happy,
but I wanna make you smile again.
I appreciated you coming over...
Yeah.
...and talking to me.
And it was nice to see, like,
a completely different side
to you as well.
Cos I've only really seen the silly,
hyper wind-up side before that.
If I didn't care about you,
I wouldn't have spoken like I did.
You dealt with it in a good way.
Lillie's in a bad place
at the minute.
It's come at
a good time for me, really.
Maybe it's my chance to show
what a real man I am,
and comfort her. "It's all right.
I know all men are horrible."
"I mean it."
I think we should move on,
put it under the carpet.
I think me and you could be
a really good thing.
I've never met anyone like you.
You're smart and you're caring
and obviously really pretty.
(laughs)
And you are good at kissing.
Bear is definitely
a welcome distraction.
Bear and Lillie.
(both) Billie.
(laughs)
Lillie is looking so fit right now.
I wanna give her a kiss,
touch her nun and get her nips out.
Time and a place, though, right?
Later!
'There's a time and place
for everything, Bear.'
'In fact, it's almost time
to meet the new arrival.'
'T minus 18 hours.'
Woo.
Woo!
Can't wait to get drunk and fucked.
Unexpectedly,
I am getting on so well with Ash.
It's a natural process.
We haven't been on a date.
I'm enjoying spending time with him.
He makes me feel good, unlike Hawley.
I've been in the sun!
You're red as well.
I'm not blushing.
Your face is red, fam.
I can't say whether Jemma's
doing this to get back at Hawley
or cos she likes me.
I don't care. I'm enjoying it
and hope something happens tonight.
Gemma knows that Ash is my ex.
I openly said,
"I still have feelings for Ashley."
I do not trust the girl
and she goes off
and flirts with Ashley.
What the fuck is she playing at?
'With Holly hoping
to make amends with Conor,
the Tablet has sent them on a date.'
'In a bush, with a Thai lady.
That's bound to help.'
Me and Conor have had a bumpy ride,
but this date is the perfect
opportunity to sort things out.
I came here to get with Holly,
so I don't wanna ruin a friendship
or possibly more
over a few silly arguments.
Conor thinks that he's MasterChef,
but he's not.
His, like, specialty's
beans on toast.
Put in and bang, bang on.
Break the chilli and garlic.
For once, me and Holly,
we're not bringing up the past.
It's all positive. We're both happy,
both smiling. Happy days.
Hang on. Go on. These are mine.
Looks good.
Come on.
(laughs)
Don't tease me! Put it in, then!
Come on.
(laughs) Stop it!
We've got chemistry, great banter.
We've always had a laugh.
I like the girl
and wanna sort things out.
I'll make a pinky promise that
I'm not gonna go with anybody else.
I'm not either.
I wanna spend time with you.
You happy? You sure?
A kiss? You sure?
I am happy that me and Conor
have cleared the air.
I feel like he's taken our
relationship to a new level.
Who wants to play a game tonight?
(women) Me!
OK.
I love games.
Hold on a minute, love.
Guess the kisser.
One, two, three.
We're all playing games.
Tonight could not be going better.
Who do you reckon the kisser was?
Olivia.
No. Guess again.
Take a shot, Gaz.
Oh, shit.
Two, three, four, five.
(laughs)
Oh, my God.
Guess the lap dancer.
You ready?
It's Lillie's turn to get a dance
and Bear picks Gaz of all people.
How weird is that?
What's this guy thinking?
We're gonna rock and roll with this.
This over here...
(women) Whoa!
Gonna get raunchy.
And go!
What the hell is he doing?
(laughter)
This is mega awks.
You can kiss him at the end.
It's your choice.
Ready? Who do you think it was,
that nutty lap dance?
Gary.
How'd you know?
How'd you know it was Gary?
I just know.
Gary always used to
kiss me on the forehead
and I just feel like it's
a really cruel thing for him to do
because he knows
that I'm gonna know that's him.
I think he just knew that I'd know.
I didn't realise
that was gonna get that reaction.
Lillie's crying and I'm confused
cos after what's gone on
and the way she was with Bear
at the waterpark,
I thought we were done.
Lillie, babe, get over it.
You and Gary have split up now.
You're with Bear. You've been
snogging his face all fucking day.
Why are you crying?
'Don't worry, Olivia, you'll all
be crying tide bucket loads
when the next ex lands.'
'T minus 12 hours.'
'It's no secret Jordan
pulled Chrysten last night
because he's telling everyone.'
Chrysten's the fresh meat.
Everybody wants a piece,
but she wants me.
No fucking surprise.
Jordan D will do what
he fucking wants with his D.
And Jordan's looking.
Lions attacking each other
and I swoop in and take it.
'Someone else hoping to swoop
in for the taking is Bear.'
Lillie has convinced me
she's over Gaz.
Guaranteed not.
I don't care about the situation.
It bores me.
Seeing Bear and Lillie neck,
for me, that is the green light
that she's OK now
and I can go and shag.
I shouldn't really go
to the penthouse with Gaz
cos he did mug me off a bit.
I just can't resist the parsnip.
The safe option for me
is just to bang Olivia.
'Time to find out how much D
Jordan D really does have.'
Pardon?
I wasn't different.
I'm just still
getting to know everyone.
Jordan is not sexy at all.
I need a man, not a little girl.
Yeah, but it was my first night
and I was hanging out with you.
Like, I, like, it's, you know...
We're in here. We're having fun.
It's not like, you know?
OK, well, OK.
I don't know.
Like, we're having fun.
What happened last night
didn't happen. I wanna carry on.
'While Jordan tucks himself in,
Ashley and Jemma
ease themselves into action.
You need to use it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Straight away, she draws the lube.
It's gonna be a good night.
Sex with Ashley is fucking dirty
and that's how I like it.
I walk into the bedroom...
...and the first thing I see
is Ashley smashing Jemma.
You're fucking winding me up!
(laughs)
Is that funny, Kayleigh?
What's funny?
Stop arguing.
What's funny?
Oh, I'm going.
I walk in to you fucking Ashley.
That's funny.
Mate, you're naked in bed
with a guy I care about.
Are you taking the fucking piss?
You dirty fucking skank.
This is my fucking bedroom, Jem.
I didn't know you were
gonna be shagging in here.
Are you fucking joking?
Kayleigh, why can't I get with Ash?
You're not with him, so do one.
How many people is that now?
Two still, babe.
Two still?
Well, two more than me, babe.
Fucking slut!
Jemma and Ashley equal disgusting.
I fucking hate her!
Stupid little slut!
She can fuck off. He can fuck off.
They can both fuck off together.
You know what? She fucking throws
people's fucking stuff.
How about I throw
her fucking stuff in the pool?
Karma's a bitch
and I'm gonna show her exactly
how vicious I can fucking be.
Get out!
I wake up. It's been a good night.
There's nothing better than
a morning blowjob to start the day.
I'm feeling on top of the world
this morning.
I'm in a happy bubble. Everything's
positive with me and Conor.
I don't wanna get up.
I'm starting to trust him and that
was the only problem before.
This morning, I've woken up
with Princess Lillie.
We're kissing. We're cuddling.
I get bored very easily.
Chrysten is a sort. She's gorgeous.
And it's in my nature
to be very over-friendly with girls.
My eyes are swaying, guys,
and I'm scared.
I'd love to be inside your head
for five minutes.
Do you know what?
I don't know what her problem is.
All my stuff's been thrown.
Why is she getting involved?
Who's throwing stuff?
Kayleigh.
I come and my stuff's outside.
You're joking.
No.
I walk to the table
and Jemma's talking about it.
She is annoyed because
I threw her stuff outside.
Yet, didn't she do that twice
to Holly?
She wants to know why
her clothes is everywhere.
Why is up to you to throw my clothes?
I wondered why you two came in,
knowing I'd gone with Ashley.
You knew.
What do mean knowing you'd gone in?
There's seven people
in that bedroom.
Why would I think you've gone for
sex?There was nobody in there.
One minute Kayleigh loves Ash.
The next, she hates him.
Make your mind up.
You can't pick and choose
cos you're jealous.
You threw my stuff
cos you acted like a child
because I'm getting with Ashley.
Today over breakfast
was bloody awkward.
All I wanted was a piece of bacon.
(Tablet rings)
(all) Oh!
Again!
Tablet,
I don't think I like you today.
Tablet of Terror, you mug!
(screams)
"Afternoon, exes."
"Don't get too comfortable.
It's beach time
for Jordan, Jemma and Charlotte."
Nice one, Tablet of Fucking Terror,
you prick.
"The next ex is on their way."
Oh, my God.
That Tablet of Terror
ruined my chuffing life.
(screams)
Oh.
I'm just feeling fucking petrified,
to be honest, Jem.
I just feel like
it's all gonna go tits up.
I'm feel like I'm gonna shit myself.
Who do you think it's gonna be?
I reckon it will be Rosine.
I was a prick to her.
The Tablet must have it in for me.
If my ex comes out,
it's not gonna go well.
If it's mine, it will be Scott.
He's the only person
that could fuck shit up.
If Scott comes out of that water,
I will go fucking in on him.
Oh, my God.
My ex is called Alex.
I was with him for six years.
It's a proper toxic,
fucked-up relationship.
It's hard. Part of me wants
to get back with him.
I've got a weird feeling today
that something bad is coming.
Please don't come in.
(screams)
# Body shakes from left to right
# Earth is falling out of sight
# I'm scared cos I don't wanna die #
Oh, my God
Oh, my fucking God. Like, it's Alex.
Ahh!
There's so much history.
So much passion, so much emotion.
My head is literally everywhere
at the moment.
My name's Alex. I'm an ex-army
commando and I'm from Blackpool.
I'm down to Earth. I'm not arrogant,
not full of myself.
I'm just a lad.
I'm competitive, so women, work.
I wanna win everything that I do.
My ex is the love of my life.
I was with her for so long.
In an ideal world, we'd be together,
but she just fucked it up. She was
texting every lad under the sun.
She's a bit of a pathological liar
and she can't be trusted.
You excited to see Charlotte?
I love you and that,
but love's not really enough when
you've been pretty shady and that.
With Alex in front of me,
I've got this
massive fucking guilt in me.
Cos, obviously, a few things
have gone on in the villa.
If nothing changes, then all we're
doing is going back to square one.
There's just no point.
Seeing you just made me, like,
bring back loads of feelings.
Looking at Charlotte was emotional.
I was happy cos she missed me.
It was a case of absence
makes the heart grow fonder.
I just literally love you so much,
so hopefully we can sort it out.
Aw, this is nice.
What the hell is he gonna do when he
finds out what she's been up to?
'Back at the villa,
Bear is struggling to keep
Little Bear in his pants.'
I know.
Nothing wrong with a bit
of flirty banter, is there? Flanter.
I want a bit of Chrysten,
but it's hard cos I can't.
I can't do that to Lillie, but I
would love to fuck her brains out.
That feels good! Ah.
'Do you know what won't feel good?
An ex with a vendetta
coming straight for the villa.
T minus 12 hours.'
I hope this experience, like,
really does get us back together.
Yeah.
(Tablet rings)
'Looks like your day's
about to get worse.'
"Welcome to the beach, Alex.
The villa is getting too full."
"So, it's decision time.
Who will you throw back in the sea?"
"Alex or Jordan?"
Are you fucking serious?
Jordan is a goner.
I can't do it.
For fuck's sake.
That's brutal.
It's bullshit. Absolute bullshit.
There's no way I can send Alex back
because he's the love of my life
and he's just got here,
so it's just, it's just ridiculous.
You've got stuff to sort, I'll go.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
It's fine. It's fine.
I'm absolutely gutted.
I love you, too.
But there's not much you can do.
And it's the end of the road.
I'm the fucking king. Look!
That's embarrassing.
I'm back. Hold tight!
He gave me a little boner
in the back.
I have to specify the "little".
Cos slags will start coming.
Of course they will.
These girls won't shake hands,
let alone suck our dicks.
(shouting)
It will come. It will come in time.
Come here. Give me a kiss.
Charlotte, she's really different
to the other girls in the villa.
Simple reason is she sucks dick!
Charlotte's got too pissed
and she's gone to bed early.
It leaves me to swoop in
and crack on with Christine.
Trying to get
another finger on his bedpost.
He thinks he's the dog's
bollocks with birds.
'The Table of Terror
has sent Charlotte and Alex
on a romantic, elegant dinner date.'
Jesus Christ.
My butterflies
are running wild right now.
It was so nice to see you today.
It was nice
seeing the beach as well.
Being with him just feels, like,
amazing and it feels just perfect.
I wanna make an effort
and I want to sort things out
and I wanna prove to you that I do
wanna be with you cos I do.
I just wanna get back with him
and, like, sort things out.
So, what have you been up to?
What, in the villa?
Yeah.
Me and Charlotte are single,
but I'd be fucked off
if she was getting into some lad.
It's been, erm, it's been good,
but, like, erm,
not slept with anyone.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so fucked up.
Erm, obviously things have happened.
What do mean, "things"?
What? I'm just saying
things have happened.
What, kissing and that?
Yeah.
We'll see, won't we?
For this to work,
all I want her to do
is just be more honest
about everything.
There's no need to get angry.
I'm not angry,
but I'm just, like,
you being honest. We'll see.
I can't bring myself to tell Alex
what I've been up to in the villa
because it's not the right time
and I just don't wanna fuck it up.
I wanna try and make it up to you
and prove to you that I do want
something to happen between us
because I feel like
we are meant to be with each other.
I actually do.
Yeah.
I don't wanna throw away
six years, at the end of the day.
Neither do I.
At all. It's a massive waste.
I would like to trust Charlotte,
but Charlotte lies all the time.
She's adamant she's not slept with
anybody. The truth will come out.
So, for Charlotte to lie,
she'd be a fucking idiot.
Can I have a kiss?
One kiss.
Come here. Come here, you.
I think he said he was more nervous.
Oh! Jemma!
Why is there just one of you?
Jemma's walked in by herself.
What the fuck is going on?
What happened?
Charlotte's ex arrived.
Everything's going well.
The Tablet goes off.
Someone's had to go.
Fuck.
No fucking way.
Oh, my God.
Jordan's gone? I am shocked.
The Tablet of Terror has just
swooped the king of swoops.
Fucking madness.
Telling you now, anything can happen,
but none of us are fucking safe.
'After losing an all-star original,
the thing to do is play dress-up.'
You all right, love?
I'm Charlotte Dawson.
Lovely to meet you.
(laughter)
I'll be giving Olivia
the parsnip tonight.
Hun! Hun! I'm Holly.
What the fuck are you doing?
Easy as that.
You've slept with half of London.
What are you doing?
(laughs)
Why would you say that,
you fucking bell-end?
Who wants a Cain?
(laughter)
Yeah!
I'm honestly having probably
the best night I've had in here.
Her fanny's out!
Oh, my God, like,
I just love being in Jemma's shadow.
(laughs)
I'd love a fucking drink right now.
I love sex!
It doesn't matter if it's
a boy or a girl. I just love sex.
I am sick of all this shit.
Every single night, someone's
got beef, usually with me.
By the way, Holly, you've had more
dick than me in here.
You've had three. I've had two.
Jemma, it's a game.
We're taking the piss.
Some people are getting offended.
Like, it's a game.
I decided to act out the time
I was with Gaz
and he told me to be quiet
while he was talking to Lillie.
Ring, ring. Awkward.
Ring, ring, ring, ring.
Hello?
Hey, babe, I miss you so much.
Hi, babe, I miss you too.
I'm just finishing my PA meeting.
I'll be home soon.
Can't to see you. Love you.
Bye.
Oh, my fucking God. This is awkward.
(laughter)
Gaz's face is an absolute picture.
It's gone from funny to intense
real fucking quickly.
(group shrieks)
Half of me feels like,
play along, Lillie.
Have the last laugh.
But the other half of me
is killing inside
cos I'm re-enacting a situation
where the person I loved
cheated on me.
Allo! I'm Australian!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Me, I'm a method actor
and I take my role very seriously.
Who's seen Gaz anywhere? Gaz?
Where's Gaz?
Gaz? Oh, Gaz you are...
Oh, my G...
Oh!
Mmm, your cock's so big. Gaz
Oh, my God!
Bear's started snogging Chrysten
and he's using it as an excuse
cos he's got a costume on.
But I know Bear
and he likes Chrysten.
I'm just so confused about Bear.
Bear tells me he's got trust issues
and that's why he does
the weird things he does.
But does he not think after what
Gary's done, I've got trust issues?
And now I don't know
whether to trust Bear.
'Trusting Bear won't be
your only concern, Lillie,
not when there's a line of exes
waiting to make their entrance.'
'Whose ex is next?'
'After convincing Alex
she's a new woman,
Charlotte's hoping a loud scream
will distract the others
from telling the truth.'
You all right?
Oh, my God! So, why the fuck
is Ashley dressed like me
and what's been going on?
First, I look fabulous.
Basically, we had to dress up
as other people tonight.
I picked you cos you're the most
extravagant motherfucker in here.
I did the best impression.
I was the headliner.
Obviously, you know what I mean?
You're dressed as me.
How was the date?
We had a really good date.
Like, as soon as I saw him,
I just burst into tears.
It's the sort of effect I have
on people. They start crying.
In a bad way, I think. But, no,
it was all right. It was good.
I think we want to rekindle.
Well, I do anyway.
Oh, Alex, really, mate?
You wanna be Charlotte's boyfriend?
Are you sure?
But she gets about.
I'll leave it like that.
We'll just see what happens.
It's all fun and games
until the truth comes out.
'While Charlotte's secrets
are safe now,
Holly is causing a few problems.'
I do like Holly.
We have good banter.
It's just, after that drink or two,
it goes fucking pear-shaped.
Don't shout at me!
"Oh, well your fanny was out.
I don't wanna see your fanny."
Babe, who the fuck wears knickers?
I don't wanna be associated when
she's running with her minge out.
It's disgusting. It's horrible. Who
wants to be seen with that? Not me.
I look. I see her and Conor
kicking off. Let's see what happens.
Holly, shut the fuck up.
Button it. You're pissing me off.
Do you know what's pissing me off?
Is he is like,
"Oh, fuck off. You got your
fanny out. You're embarrassing."
"Oh, go put fucking knickers on,
you slag."
I hate him.
Fucking hate that silly,
little, stupid cunt!
So, I'm gonna take my chance.
Give me some action.
No.
Right now, I hate Conor, so I'd
rather get with Hawley over him.
(laughs) Hawley, no.
Jemma's fuming.
Something's gonna kick off.
I've been holding my rage in
all fucking day
because Kayleigh lost her shit
for no fucking reason.
I'd rather look like this
than like you, to be fair.
You're dissing me.
I'm Hawley, like...
I'm talking about the real you.
Did you just say that?
Oh, you wanna talk about
the real people, yeah?
Round two, bitch. It's coming up.
Get my fucking makeup out of that
pool cos my fucking make-up...
Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!
This villa is mental.
What the fuck is happening?
Oy!
Fuck you!
What the fuck?
You stupid skank!
Get the fuck away from me.
You come on, then!
Bring it! Bring it!
I fucking dare you.
I fucking dare you.
I ain't taking no shit.
Unhand me. You stupid fucking bitch!
I hate her.
You fucking slut!
I saw red.
If I see red,
what am I gonna do?
Tip-toe and dance around?
No, I'm gonna fucking come for you.
You STI'd fucking slut!
You fucking cunt!
I'm having a chuffing night, like.
Until everybody
started fucking me off
and now I'm Ashley Cain. If you're
not gonna have fun, get out of here.
I will fuck you up!
Will you? That's twice you haven't.
That's twice you fucking haven't.
I ain't fucking having it!
It's a fucking fact.
Calm down.
Get me out of here.
Get me the fuck out of here.
'With one blow too many,
it's time for Jemma
to leave the Villa.'
She's fit, man. Shit.
I'm a new Jemma and blondes
definitely have more fun.
Gaz, show me the penthouse.
(moaning)
He made me cum eight times,
which has never happened.
Fucking say it to me, then.
You look like a used condom.
Do I?
You look like a used condom.
Are you off your head?
Are you joking?
Oy, stop it! Oy!
Fucking joking?
What's happening, Jemma?
The person that is
the love of my life is here.
You fucked me up, Hawley.
Do you know how much that hurt me?
You broke my heart.
I wanted to build bridges with you,
which I was gonna do.
As soon as I got here,
youse two fucked each other.
(indistinct)
Hey! Stop. Stop.
(indistinct)
Gonna go on a date with Holly
and fuck over Jemma.
I fucking hate it.
His face is in her pussy, yeah?
Are you mad?!
Right, who wants to finger me?
The prick that is Hawley
is trying to get revenge
with some skank!
(shouting)
I did not think
I was gonna feel like this.
I don't think I've been this upset.
.
'Ex On The Beach is back.'
'This time it's all-stars.'
'Old faces return for another shot
at finding love.'
Am I looking for love? Fucking yeah!
"They'll have
to endure their exes...'
I've never felt like this
in my life.
'Some will have
to deal with old grudges...'
Babe, you've had more dicks
than I've had sunbeds.
'As hard as they try
to find their perfect match...'
Right. Who wants to finger me?
'...standing in their way again
will be the Tablet of Terror.'
I won't lie.
I'm cacking myself big time.
'It's going to be hotter
than ever before...'
I wanna ride her. Giddy up, Amy.
'...as emotions boil over...'
You made me realise there's more
to life than what I was just doing.
'...tensions run high...'
I fucking dare you!
Let's fucking go, kid.
'...and the claws come out.'
...in your face...
(shouting)
'So far, eight exes have arrived.'
She is the most toxic person
I have ever met.
I did not think that
I was gonna feel like this.
How are you?
Yeah, don't touch me.
Conor, I know that you shagged
half of fucking Dstrkt.
Fucking admit it!
Dare.
Lick Kayleigh's tits.
Winding me up?
(laughs)
Holly or Kayleigh?
Kayleigh.
Fuck Jordan or get back with Conor.
I'd rather fuck Jordan.
I'll do it now.
Fuck off!
I went with Jordan
to piss Conor off.
The date is going really,
really well. I fancy him.
(cheering)
Thank fuck
Charlotte's got too pissed
and she's gone to bed early,
as it leaves me to swoop in
and crack on with Christine.
She's smoking. She ticks
all the boxes. I'm excited.
I'm sorry for the way
I treated you.
Oh, my God.
So, why are you here?
I wanna see where I stand with Gaz.
Yeah.
I'll happily just crack on.
What the fuck are you doing
with your hands all over her?
While Gaz was with Lillie,
did you get together?
Yeah.
I'm so embarrassed.
I was in Australia with him.
Like, I was there.
Stop it. Stop it.
What the fuck is this villa
gonna be like tomorrow?
Fucking bring it on.
I'm feeling, this morning,
absolutely fucked.
Why didn't he come and check on me
to see if I was OK?
I expected to wake up
with Jordan next to me,
checking if I was all right.
I could've died.
But no. He ended up in bed with her
when I'm fucking passed out.
I believe everything happens
for a reason.
Charlotte got fucked
and went to be early.
She hasn't met Chrysten yet
and I'm in bed with her.
Game changer. Swoopy, swoop, swoop.
Jordan reminds me of myself.
Really ditsy, clumsy, kinda dumb.
And I just don't think
I want that in my life.
Out of everyone,
I wanna get with Conor most.
I'm hoping that me and Conor
can properly sort things out
and actually move forward
from all the shit from the past.
I feel like I was in love
with somebody that doesn't exist
and I just never
want to speak to him again. Ever.
I feel like shit.
It's just now
a very awkward situation.
You're living in a villa
with your ex-girlfriend
and a girl you slept with behind her
back. When does that even happen?
I do really fancy Gary,
but Chrysten being here
has put a spanner in the works.
I can't just let him mug me off,
but I know what I'm like
after a few drinks, so.
'After a stressful night,
the Tablet's decided to
cheer everyone up
by sending them to a waterpark
with a big, pink elephant.
That should do the trick.'
I love fun, right?
And because I'm at a waterpark,
today will be the best day ever!
Me, Kayleigh and Holly
have all got something in common.
Jordan. He keeps slipping fingers
up the three of us.
He's been second best to all of us.
I only did it to piss off Conor.
You did it because Bear was a prick.
Yeah.
The only reason any of us girls
got anywhere near Jordan
is because there's no-one else left.
Literally, as soon as Chrysten
said that he was the best looking,
he was over there in 30 seconds.
Oh, my God.
And the fact that he was whispering
in my ear all night.
Oh, like, "We're the power couple.
We're this. We're that."
He thinks he's
the dog's bollocks with the birds.
Trying to get
another finger on his bedpost.
I know.
I'll tell you what. His fingers
must be absolutely wrinkled to fuck.
Can't be arsed now.
You've fucked it, mate.
Jordan is walking around
like he's king today.
It's embarrassing.
Everyone's just laughing at him.
I feel like the only person in here
that just completely takes my mind
off Gary and that situation is Bear.
Like, he's just fun and positive
and just a wicked person
to be around.
I know last night was difficult.
I can see in your eyes
you're not happy,
but I wanna make you smile again.
I appreciated you coming over...
Yeah.
...and talking to me.
And it was nice to see, like,
a completely different side
to you as well.
Cos I've only really seen the silly,
hyper wind-up side before that.
If I didn't care about you,
I wouldn't have spoken like I did.
You dealt with it in a good way.
Lillie's in a bad place
at the minute.
It's come at
a good time for me, really.
Maybe it's my chance to show
what a real man I am,
and comfort her. "It's all right.
I know all men are horrible."
"I mean it."
I think we should move on,
put it under the carpet.
I think me and you could be
a really good thing.
I've never met anyone like you.
You're smart and you're caring
and obviously really pretty.
(laughs)
And you are good at kissing.
Bear is definitely
a welcome distraction.
Bear and Lillie.
(both) Billie.
(laughs)
Lillie is looking so fit right now.
I wanna give her a kiss,
touch her nun and get her nips out.
Time and a place, though, right?
Later!
'There's a time and place
for everything, Bear.'
'In fact, it's almost time
to meet the new arrival.'
'T minus 18 hours.'
Woo.
Woo!
Can't wait to get drunk and fucked.
Unexpectedly,
I am getting on so well with Ash.
It's a natural process.
We haven't been on a date.
I'm enjoying spending time with him.
He makes me feel good, unlike Hawley.
I've been in the sun!
You're red as well.
I'm not blushing.
Your face is red, fam.
I can't say whether Jemma's
doing this to get back at Hawley
or cos she likes me.
I don't care. I'm enjoying it
and hope something happens tonight.
Gemma knows that Ash is my ex.
I openly said,
"I still have feelings for Ashley."
I do not trust the girl
and she goes off
and flirts with Ashley.
What the fuck is she playing at?
'With Holly hoping
to make amends with Conor,
the Tablet has sent them on a date.'
'In a bush, with a Thai lady.
That's bound to help.'
Me and Conor have had a bumpy ride,
but this date is the perfect
opportunity to sort things out.
I came here to get with Holly,
so I don't wanna ruin a friendship
or possibly more
over a few silly arguments.
Conor thinks that he's MasterChef,
but he's not.
His, like, specialty's
beans on toast.
Put in and bang, bang on.
Break the chilli and garlic.
For once, me and Holly,
we're not bringing up the past.
It's all positive. We're both happy,
both smiling. Happy days.
Hang on. Go on. These are mine.
Looks good.
Come on.
(laughs)
Don't tease me! Put it in, then!
Come on.
(laughs) Stop it!
We've got chemistry, great banter.
We've always had a laugh.
I like the girl
and wanna sort things out.
I'll make a pinky promise that
I'm not gonna go with anybody else.
I'm not either.
I wanna spend time with you.
You happy? You sure?
A kiss? You sure?
I am happy that me and Conor
have cleared the air.
I feel like he's taken our
relationship to a new level.
Who wants to play a game tonight?
(women) Me!
OK.
I love games.
Hold on a minute, love.
Guess the kisser.
One, two, three.
We're all playing games.
Tonight could not be going better.
Who do you reckon the kisser was?
Olivia.
No. Guess again.
Take a shot, Gaz.
Oh, shit.
Two, three, four, five.
(laughs)
Oh, my God.
Guess the lap dancer.
You ready?
It's Lillie's turn to get a dance
and Bear picks Gaz of all people.
How weird is that?
What's this guy thinking?
We're gonna rock and roll with this.
This over here...
(women) Whoa!
Gonna get raunchy.
And go!
What the hell is he doing?
(laughter)
This is mega awks.
You can kiss him at the end.
It's your choice.
Ready? Who do you think it was,
that nutty lap dance?
Gary.
How'd you know?
How'd you know it was Gary?
I just know.
Gary always used to
kiss me on the forehead
and I just feel like it's
a really cruel thing for him to do
because he knows
that I'm gonna know that's him.
I think he just knew that I'd know.
I didn't realise
that was gonna get that reaction.
Lillie's crying and I'm confused
cos after what's gone on
and the way she was with Bear
at the waterpark,
I thought we were done.
Lillie, babe, get over it.
You and Gary have split up now.
You're with Bear. You've been
snogging his face all fucking day.
Why are you crying?
'Don't worry, Olivia, you'll all
be crying tide bucket loads
when the next ex lands.'
'T minus 12 hours.'
'It's no secret Jordan
pulled Chrysten last night
because he's telling everyone.'
Chrysten's the fresh meat.
Everybody wants a piece,
but she wants me.
No fucking surprise.
Jordan D will do what
he fucking wants with his D.
And Jordan's looking.
Lions attacking each other
and I swoop in and take it.
'Someone else hoping to swoop
in for the taking is Bear.'
Lillie has convinced me
she's over Gaz.
Guaranteed not.
I don't care about the situation.
It bores me.
Seeing Bear and Lillie neck,
for me, that is the green light
that she's OK now
and I can go and shag.
I shouldn't really go
to the penthouse with Gaz
cos he did mug me off a bit.
I just can't resist the parsnip.
The safe option for me
is just to bang Olivia.
'Time to find out how much D
Jordan D really does have.'
Pardon?
I wasn't different.
I'm just still
getting to know everyone.
Jordan is not sexy at all.
I need a man, not a little girl.
Yeah, but it was my first night
and I was hanging out with you.
Like, I, like, it's, you know...
We're in here. We're having fun.
It's not like, you know?
OK, well, OK.
I don't know.
Like, we're having fun.
What happened last night
didn't happen. I wanna carry on.
'While Jordan tucks himself in,
Ashley and Jemma
ease themselves into action.
You need to use it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Straight away, she draws the lube.
It's gonna be a good night.
Sex with Ashley is fucking dirty
and that's how I like it.
I walk into the bedroom...
...and the first thing I see
is Ashley smashing Jemma.
You're fucking winding me up!
(laughs)
Is that funny, Kayleigh?
What's funny?
Stop arguing.
What's funny?
Oh, I'm going.
I walk in to you fucking Ashley.
That's funny.
Mate, you're naked in bed
with a guy I care about.
Are you taking the fucking piss?
You dirty fucking skank.
This is my fucking bedroom, Jem.
I didn't know you were
gonna be shagging in here.
Are you fucking joking?
Kayleigh, why can't I get with Ash?
You're not with him, so do one.
How many people is that now?
Two still, babe.
Two still?
Well, two more than me, babe.
Fucking slut!
Jemma and Ashley equal disgusting.
I fucking hate her!
Stupid little slut!
She can fuck off. He can fuck off.
They can both fuck off together.
You know what? She fucking throws
people's fucking stuff.
How about I throw
her fucking stuff in the pool?
Karma's a bitch
and I'm gonna show her exactly
how vicious I can fucking be.
Get out!
I wake up. It's been a good night.
There's nothing better than
a morning blowjob to start the day.
I'm feeling on top of the world
this morning.
I'm in a happy bubble. Everything's
positive with me and Conor.
I don't wanna get up.
I'm starting to trust him and that
was the only problem before.
This morning, I've woken up
with Princess Lillie.
We're kissing. We're cuddling.
I get bored very easily.
Chrysten is a sort. She's gorgeous.
And it's in my nature
to be very over-friendly with girls.
My eyes are swaying, guys,
and I'm scared.
I'd love to be inside your head
for five minutes.
Do you know what?
I don't know what her problem is.
All my stuff's been thrown.
Why is she getting involved?
Who's throwing stuff?
Kayleigh.
I come and my stuff's outside.
You're joking.
No.
I walk to the table
and Jemma's talking about it.
She is annoyed because
I threw her stuff outside.
Yet, didn't she do that twice
to Holly?
She wants to know why
her clothes is everywhere.
Why is up to you to throw my clothes?
I wondered why you two came in,
knowing I'd gone with Ashley.
You knew.
What do mean knowing you'd gone in?
There's seven people
in that bedroom.
Why would I think you've gone for
sex?There was nobody in there.
One minute Kayleigh loves Ash.
The next, she hates him.
Make your mind up.
You can't pick and choose
cos you're jealous.
You threw my stuff
cos you acted like a child
because I'm getting with Ashley.
Today over breakfast
was bloody awkward.
All I wanted was a piece of bacon.
(Tablet rings)
(all) Oh!
Again!
Tablet,
I don't think I like you today.
Tablet of Terror, you mug!
(screams)
"Afternoon, exes."
"Don't get too comfortable.
It's beach time
for Jordan, Jemma and Charlotte."
Nice one, Tablet of Fucking Terror,
you prick.
"The next ex is on their way."
Oh, my God.
That Tablet of Terror
ruined my chuffing life.
(screams)
Oh.
I'm just feeling fucking petrified,
to be honest, Jem.
I just feel like
it's all gonna go tits up.
I'm feel like I'm gonna shit myself.
Who do you think it's gonna be?
I reckon it will be Rosine.
I was a prick to her.
The Tablet must have it in for me.
If my ex comes out,
it's not gonna go well.
If it's mine, it will be Scott.
He's the only person
that could fuck shit up.
If Scott comes out of that water,
I will go fucking in on him.
Oh, my God.
My ex is called Alex.
I was with him for six years.
It's a proper toxic,
fucked-up relationship.
It's hard. Part of me wants
to get back with him.
I've got a weird feeling today
that something bad is coming.
Please don't come in.
(screams)
# Body shakes from left to right
# Earth is falling out of sight
# I'm scared cos I don't wanna die #
Oh, my God
Oh, my fucking God. Like, it's Alex.
Ahh!
There's so much history.
So much passion, so much emotion.
My head is literally everywhere
at the moment.
My name's Alex. I'm an ex-army
commando and I'm from Blackpool.
I'm down to Earth. I'm not arrogant,
not full of myself.
I'm just a lad.
I'm competitive, so women, work.
I wanna win everything that I do.
My ex is the love of my life.
I was with her for so long.
In an ideal world, we'd be together,
but she just fucked it up. She was
texting every lad under the sun.
She's a bit of a pathological liar
and she can't be trusted.
You excited to see Charlotte?
I love you and that,
but love's not really enough when
you've been pretty shady and that.
With Alex in front of me,
I've got this
massive fucking guilt in me.
Cos, obviously, a few things
have gone on in the villa.
If nothing changes, then all we're
doing is going back to square one.
There's just no point.
Seeing you just made me, like,
bring back loads of feelings.
Looking at Charlotte was emotional.
I was happy cos she missed me.
It was a case of absence
makes the heart grow fonder.
I just literally love you so much,
so hopefully we can sort it out.
Aw, this is nice.
What the hell is he gonna do when he
finds out what she's been up to?
'Back at the villa,
Bear is struggling to keep
Little Bear in his pants.'
I know.
Nothing wrong with a bit
of flirty banter, is there? Flanter.
I want a bit of Chrysten,
but it's hard cos I can't.
I can't do that to Lillie, but I
would love to fuck her brains out.
That feels good! Ah.
'Do you know what won't feel good?
An ex with a vendetta
coming straight for the villa.
T minus 12 hours.'
I hope this experience, like,
really does get us back together.
Yeah.
(Tablet rings)
'Looks like your day's
about to get worse.'
"Welcome to the beach, Alex.
The villa is getting too full."
"So, it's decision time.
Who will you throw back in the sea?"
"Alex or Jordan?"
Are you fucking serious?
Jordan is a goner.
I can't do it.
For fuck's sake.
That's brutal.
It's bullshit. Absolute bullshit.
There's no way I can send Alex back
because he's the love of my life
and he's just got here,
so it's just, it's just ridiculous.
You've got stuff to sort, I'll go.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
It's fine. It's fine.
I'm absolutely gutted.
I love you, too.
But there's not much you can do.
And it's the end of the road.
I'm the fucking king. Look!
That's embarrassing.
I'm back. Hold tight!
He gave me a little boner
in the back.
I have to specify the "little".
Cos slags will start coming.
Of course they will.
These girls won't shake hands,
let alone suck our dicks.
(shouting)
It will come. It will come in time.
Come here. Give me a kiss.
Charlotte, she's really different
to the other girls in the villa.
Simple reason is she sucks dick!
Charlotte's got too pissed
and she's gone to bed early.
It leaves me to swoop in
and crack on with Christine.
Trying to get
another finger on his bedpost.
He thinks he's the dog's
bollocks with birds.
'The Table of Terror
has sent Charlotte and Alex
on a romantic, elegant dinner date.'
Jesus Christ.
My butterflies
are running wild right now.
It was so nice to see you today.
It was nice
seeing the beach as well.
Being with him just feels, like,
amazing and it feels just perfect.
I wanna make an effort
and I want to sort things out
and I wanna prove to you that I do
wanna be with you cos I do.
I just wanna get back with him
and, like, sort things out.
So, what have you been up to?
What, in the villa?
Yeah.
Me and Charlotte are single,
but I'd be fucked off
if she was getting into some lad.
It's been, erm, it's been good,
but, like, erm,
not slept with anyone.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so fucked up.
Erm, obviously things have happened.
What do mean, "things"?
What? I'm just saying
things have happened.
What, kissing and that?
Yeah.
We'll see, won't we?
For this to work,
all I want her to do
is just be more honest
about everything.
There's no need to get angry.
I'm not angry,
but I'm just, like,
you being honest. We'll see.
I can't bring myself to tell Alex
what I've been up to in the villa
because it's not the right time
and I just don't wanna fuck it up.
I wanna try and make it up to you
and prove to you that I do want
something to happen between us
because I feel like
we are meant to be with each other.
I actually do.
Yeah.
I don't wanna throw away
six years, at the end of the day.
Neither do I.
At all. It's a massive waste.
I would like to trust Charlotte,
but Charlotte lies all the time.
She's adamant she's not slept with
anybody. The truth will come out.
So, for Charlotte to lie,
she'd be a fucking idiot.
Can I have a kiss?
One kiss.
Come here. Come here, you.
I think he said he was more nervous.
Oh! Jemma!
Why is there just one of you?
Jemma's walked in by herself.
What the fuck is going on?
What happened?
Charlotte's ex arrived.
Everything's going well.
The Tablet goes off.
Someone's had to go.
Fuck.
No fucking way.
Oh, my God.
Jordan's gone? I am shocked.
The Tablet of Terror has just
swooped the king of swoops.
Fucking madness.
Telling you now, anything can happen,
but none of us are fucking safe.
'After losing an all-star original,
the thing to do is play dress-up.'
You all right, love?
I'm Charlotte Dawson.
Lovely to meet you.
(laughter)
I'll be giving Olivia
the parsnip tonight.
Hun! Hun! I'm Holly.
What the fuck are you doing?
Easy as that.
You've slept with half of London.
What are you doing?
(laughs)
Why would you say that,
you fucking bell-end?
Who wants a Cain?
(laughter)
Yeah!
I'm honestly having probably
the best night I've had in here.
Her fanny's out!
Oh, my God, like,
I just love being in Jemma's shadow.
(laughs)
I'd love a fucking drink right now.
I love sex!
It doesn't matter if it's
a boy or a girl. I just love sex.
I am sick of all this shit.
Every single night, someone's
got beef, usually with me.
By the way, Holly, you've had more
dick than me in here.
You've had three. I've had two.
Jemma, it's a game.
We're taking the piss.
Some people are getting offended.
Like, it's a game.
I decided to act out the time
I was with Gaz
and he told me to be quiet
while he was talking to Lillie.
Ring, ring. Awkward.
Ring, ring, ring, ring.
Hello?
Hey, babe, I miss you so much.
Hi, babe, I miss you too.
I'm just finishing my PA meeting.
I'll be home soon.
Can't to see you. Love you.
Bye.
Oh, my fucking God. This is awkward.
(laughter)
Gaz's face is an absolute picture.
It's gone from funny to intense
real fucking quickly.
(group shrieks)
Half of me feels like,
play along, Lillie.
Have the last laugh.
But the other half of me
is killing inside
cos I'm re-enacting a situation
where the person I loved
cheated on me.
Allo! I'm Australian!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Me, I'm a method actor
and I take my role very seriously.
Who's seen Gaz anywhere? Gaz?
Where's Gaz?
Gaz? Oh, Gaz you are...
Oh, my G...
Oh!
Mmm, your cock's so big. Gaz
Oh, my God!
Bear's started snogging Chrysten
and he's using it as an excuse
cos he's got a costume on.
But I know Bear
and he likes Chrysten.
I'm just so confused about Bear.
Bear tells me he's got trust issues
and that's why he does
the weird things he does.
But does he not think after what
Gary's done, I've got trust issues?
And now I don't know
whether to trust Bear.
'Trusting Bear won't be
your only concern, Lillie,
not when there's a line of exes
waiting to make their entrance.'
'Whose ex is next?'
'After convincing Alex
she's a new woman,
Charlotte's hoping a loud scream
will distract the others
from telling the truth.'
You all right?
Oh, my God! So, why the fuck
is Ashley dressed like me
and what's been going on?
First, I look fabulous.
Basically, we had to dress up
as other people tonight.
I picked you cos you're the most
extravagant motherfucker in here.
I did the best impression.
I was the headliner.
Obviously, you know what I mean?
You're dressed as me.
How was the date?
We had a really good date.
Like, as soon as I saw him,
I just burst into tears.
It's the sort of effect I have
on people. They start crying.
In a bad way, I think. But, no,
it was all right. It was good.
I think we want to rekindle.
Well, I do anyway.
Oh, Alex, really, mate?
You wanna be Charlotte's boyfriend?
Are you sure?
But she gets about.
I'll leave it like that.
We'll just see what happens.
It's all fun and games
until the truth comes out.
'While Charlotte's secrets
are safe now,
Holly is causing a few problems.'
I do like Holly.
We have good banter.
It's just, after that drink or two,
it goes fucking pear-shaped.
Don't shout at me!
"Oh, well your fanny was out.
I don't wanna see your fanny."
Babe, who the fuck wears knickers?
I don't wanna be associated when
she's running with her minge out.
It's disgusting. It's horrible. Who
wants to be seen with that? Not me.
I look. I see her and Conor
kicking off. Let's see what happens.
Holly, shut the fuck up.
Button it. You're pissing me off.
Do you know what's pissing me off?
Is he is like,
"Oh, fuck off. You got your
fanny out. You're embarrassing."
"Oh, go put fucking knickers on,
you slag."
I hate him.
Fucking hate that silly,
little, stupid cunt!
So, I'm gonna take my chance.
Give me some action.
No.
Right now, I hate Conor, so I'd
rather get with Hawley over him.
(laughs) Hawley, no.
Jemma's fuming.
Something's gonna kick off.
I've been holding my rage in
all fucking day
because Kayleigh lost her shit
for no fucking reason.
I'd rather look like this
than like you, to be fair.
You're dissing me.
I'm Hawley, like...
I'm talking about the real you.
Did you just say that?
Oh, you wanna talk about
the real people, yeah?
Round two, bitch. It's coming up.
Get my fucking makeup out of that
pool cos my fucking make-up...
Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!
This villa is mental.
What the fuck is happening?
Oy!
Fuck you!
What the fuck?
You stupid skank!
Get the fuck away from me.
You come on, then!
Bring it! Bring it!
I fucking dare you.
I fucking dare you.
I ain't taking no shit.
Unhand me. You stupid fucking bitch!
I hate her.
You fucking slut!
I saw red.
If I see red,
what am I gonna do?
Tip-toe and dance around?
No, I'm gonna fucking come for you.
You STI'd fucking slut!
You fucking cunt!
I'm having a chuffing night, like.
Until everybody
started fucking me off
and now I'm Ashley Cain. If you're
not gonna have fun, get out of here.
I will fuck you up!
Will you? That's twice you haven't.
That's twice you fucking haven't.
I ain't fucking having it!
It's a fucking fact.
Calm down.
Get me out of here.
Get me the fuck out of here.
'With one blow too many,
it's time for Jemma
to leave the Villa.'
She's fit, man. Shit.
I'm a new Jemma and blondes
definitely have more fun.
Gaz, show me the penthouse.
(moaning)
He made me cum eight times,
which has never happened.
Fucking say it to me, then.
You look like a used condom.
Do I?
You look like a used condom.
Are you off your head?
Are you joking?
Oy, stop it! Oy!
Fucking joking?
What's happening, Jemma?
The person that is
the love of my life is here.
You fucked me up, Hawley.
Do you know how much that hurt me?
You broke my heart.
I wanted to build bridges with you,
which I was gonna do.
As soon as I got here,
youse two fucked each other.
(indistinct)
Hey! Stop. Stop.
(indistinct)
Gonna go on a date with Holly
and fuck over Jemma.
I fucking hate it.
His face is in her pussy, yeah?
Are you mad?!
Right, who wants to finger me?
The prick that is Hawley
is trying to get revenge
with some skank!
(shouting)
I did not think
I was gonna feel like this.
I don't think I've been this upset.
.