Celebrity Ex on the Beach (2014–2020): Season 5, Episode 6 - Episode #5.6 - full transcript
(narrator)
'Ex On The Beach is back.'
'This time it's all-stars.'
'Old faces return for another shot
at finding love.'
Am I looking for love? Fucking yeah!
"They'll have
to endure their exes...'
I've never, ever felt like this
in my life.
'Some will have
to deal with old grudges...'
You've had more dicks
than I've had sun beds.
'As hard as they try
to find their perfect match...'
Right, who wants to finger me?
'Standing in their way once again
will be the Tablet of Terror.'
I'm cacking myself big time.
'It's going to be hotter
than ever before...'
I wanna ride her. Giddy up, Amy.
'...as emotions boil over...'
You made me realise there's more
to life than what I was just doing.
'...tensions run high...'
I fucking dare ya!
Let's fucking go, kid.
'...and the claws come out.'
...in your face...
(shouting)
'So far, seven exes have arrived.'
She is the most toxic person
I have ever met.
I did not think that
I was gonna feel like this.
Youse two have fucked each other.
I fucked Gaz once.
You all right?
What the fuck's going on?
We need to...
Stop hurting each other.
Me and Hawley are finally over
the whole game playing situation.
How are you?
Don't touch me.
She's shagging my ex.
Does she not think
it's my place to tell him?
Holly or Kayleigh?
Kayleigh.
She thinks she can
sleep with a geezer
and I'm gonna pick her.
Fuck Jordan or get back with Conor.
I'll fuck Jordan, I'll do it now.
(indistinct)
We had the best relationship.
I did think Gary was the one.
I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
I know Lillie likes me.
She's a bird you want to get with.
(screams)
Bear just fucking swoops in.
I dare you to snog Lillie.
This isn't a game
if you're touching real emotions.
Maybe I've scared her off.
I fingered Holly last night
and she's left.
By the time she's back,
I'm asleep.
so I got nothing, but,
like I say, little baby steps.
Was it good?
We had a good night. It was nice.
Jordan seems ecstatic,
but finger blasting seems to be
the only base
that these girls
that get with Jordan go to.
Did you fuck?
I don't think that she could.
All that and you didn't?
I don't have luck with the ladies.
Today is a new day.
The old me is back.
I only went to bed with Jordan
to piss Conor off.
He said he'd rather
go to bed with Kayleigh.
(all laugh)
Me and Conor have had
a bit of a bumpy ride so far,
so the next few days
we'll just see what happens.
I haven't had much luck
in that villa.
I got mugged off
by that fucking bell-end Bear.
Not had any luck with bloody Gaz.
But now, you know, I'm moving on
to some fresh meat.
And if I get lucky,
I get lucky.
Me and Lillie got our closure.
That means I'm single.
I've got my mojo back.
That means I'm gonna go in.
Oh, Gaz!
Last night, I fucked it with Lillie.
The plan is give her more attention.
Hopefully she'll like me.
Because I got put
on a date with Bear,
it was all, like, Lillie and Bear.
I'm not gonna lie. Last night,
I looked at Hawley and thought, ooh!
He looks nice. (laughs)
Me and Hawley
are stopping this game now.
I do still have feelings.
I do want the chance
to possibly rekindle things.
'Jemma's hoping
to relight an old flame,
but who will be reaching
for the extinguisher
when the next human fireball
explodes into the villa?'
'The Tablet of Terror feels romantic
and has sent Lillie and Hawley
off on a date.'
Wow, this place is amazing.
Yeah, it's so pretty.
Me and Lillie walk in this centre
and we're gonna do Thai dancing.
And Lillie's gotta take her
clothes off. This is a good start.
Looking very sexy.
(laughs)
Really?
Yeah.
It's actually turning us on.
(all chant in Thai)
I'm giving it all this
and spinning my arms.
I'm like, I look like a twat.
You just go...
I'm just moving my hands
side to side.
I'm just, like, waving.
They say men that are good
at dancing are good in the bedroom.
Hope that's not the case for Hawley.
(laughs)
Me and Hawley
are in very similar situations.
We've both come out
of big relationships.
I shouldn't feel scared, but I just
do feel intimidated by Jemma.
Hello, you.
(laughs)
I think I do really like Hawley.
But I do kinda fancy Bear
a little bit, too.
The lads think they're king.
I'm with the fittest bird.
Wearing a crown. Who's the king now?
I was gonna ask for a kiss.
You can have a kiss,
but a kiss, not a snog.
I only kiss boys that I like,
so I was happy to give him
a little kiss.
There we are.
See? That was sick.
(laughs)
Hawley? Bear?
Both? It is the first time
I've been single for years.
'Lillie's on the hunt for a new man.'
'Back at the villa, her old man Gaz
is moving on, too.'
Can I just say, you are
a completely different person.
You could tell
you had a lot on your mind.
It was that chat.
I got so much out, so much emotion.
She's going on dates,
enjoying herself
and I'm gonna do the same.
I'm having a wicked time
with Olivia. Just having a flirt.
I won't hesitate to crack on.
The ghost is gone
and Gary Beadle's back.
I'm now back.
Olivia, you're gonna get fucked.
Oh, guys,
you're making me feel embarrassed.
Olivia is gonna get
the parsnip tonight.
And I can't wait. (laughs)
Let's have a good night.
No arguments.
Hi!
(others) Hey!
Hi. You OK?
How is everybody?
Hawley and Lillie have come back
and I can tell they both
are well into each other.
Jemma's pissed off.
Bear is devastated.
What happened?
It was so funny.
We went, er, Thai dancing.
This whole time,
all I've been thinking is,
Hawley, mate, please.
Don't kiss Lillie.
Cos I want that chance, mate.
I need a second chance.
So, the killer question,
did youse have a kiss?
Might have had a little peck.
Peck, yeah?
(sighs) I'm fucked.
Him and Lillie have kissed.
I feel physically sick.
Good, wasn't it? Enjoyed myself.
Hawley is doing this with Lillie
to hurt me.
She is not his type.
Have you seen me? Have you seen her?
You said to me
that everything was cool.
I never said
I had any loyalties to you.
Deep down, he loves me.
That doesn't go away
at the click of a Lillie.
The more time with Lillie
has made us realise.
she's the type of lass I want
and not Jemma.
You make me feel sick. Fuck off.
Me and Hawley have been getting on
and I had some hope
that we were gonna sort things out.
Now, fuck knows what's gonna happen.
But I am not gonna be
second best to anybody.
Crack on with your shit.
'Gemma may be regretting
giving Hawley the green light.'
Do you fancy Hawley?
He's good looking.
He's a nice person.
I can't deal with it.
I still love the bloke.
I can't deal with it. I know
what he wants. He wants to fuck you.
He wants you over me.
I'm second best.
Hawley and Jemma
have just got a lot of...
...drama going on.
I don't want to live in this villa
scared of you.
What is actually going on here?
You're clearly hurt. You and Hawley
need to deal with your issues.
I honestly had
such a good day with him.
But seeing Jemma upset,
that is just enough to put me off.
Why is he coming over?
You all right?
I came to see if you're OK.
I'm OK, but after this chat,
I do feel like
I don't wanna be dragged
into an upsetting, hurtful situation.
What does Jemma think she's doing?
She's putting fake tears on
and fucking cock-blocking us.
It's all fake though. Like the way
she's crying like that now.
This is the icing on the cake
for me.
It's about time we just drew a line
and she can fuck off.
You OK?
Do I look OK? No, I'm fucking not.
He just come over there,
going you're fake.
Don't let her start.
I know, but it's hard.
Because she's crying
and it makes me feel like...
It's all fake.
(cries)
It's horrible. I know.
It's fucking horrible.
Did you hear what he said?
I was out there crying.
"Lillie, are you all right?"
I said,
what's about me?
I'm fucking clearly not right.
"Oh, it's all fake from you."
She's gonna manipulate you
to her advantage.
Hawley's saying to me,
"It's fake. It's fake."
But I don't wanna make
other people feel upset
because I do know what it feels like.
'How thoughtful of you,
especially as Jemma's heart
must be breaking right now.'
Sorry about this.
I've got to put some on.
I'm playing a drinking game.
Anyone, just tell me,
is it red around the vagina?
You've got the nicest fanny.
Should I shave it more?
No.
What about me?
Mine's better. Sorry.
What about mine?
You've got a cute vagina.
I love mine!
Have I got a good one?
How about them. Right here.
Have I got a good one?
(both laugh, scream)
'Well, it all might be
licking quite good now,
but who will be clamming up
when the next human catch
is washed up on the Beach of Doom?'
I've got a feeling, right,
Lillie fancies me.
She's fallen for my charm,
but you know,
I fancy her too,
so I'm gonna go for it.
You've gone on a date with Hawley
and a date with me.
You must know, who do you like
out of everyone? And be honest.
You know, you and Hawley
are two different people.
There's not many
that wouldn't be drawn to you.
I genuinely fancy Bear and like Bear.
And I genuinely fancy Hawley
and like Hawley.
How do you explain that?
She's in your head now.
She's in my head.
I never let birds get in my head.
I'm good at doing that.
But her,
she's got into it in one date.
I would be fucking pissed off.
Me wanting Lillie isn't
just a one-night thing.
It's not daft crack.
There's something special.
Yeah, just go and grab her.
Come on.
Go and grab her.
What's happening?
So, somehow,
I found myself sat with Lillie
and Hawley.
Awkward.
I've never been single.
I don't what to do
in this situation.
Mate, what are you do...
This...
I think you're fucking sick, like.
That's me putting it out there.
Lillie's thinking, what the fuck
have I let myself in for?
These guys are way too eager.
No, babe, I'm not. He come over
and then he made it weird.
(bell)
'In the red corner...'
My predicament now,
I thought in my mind,
you like Hawley.
You had a good day.
I thought, whatever.
She's happy.
I'm gonna leave you lot just to be.
If you said to me, Bear, like,
it wouldn't been nice for you to
get with anyone?
I would've went, "I respect that,"
and that's it.
'In the blue corner...'
I'm putting my cards on the table.
I like you.
I'm willing to crack on with you.
And that's me fucking
straight up to you.
I look at Bear and Hawley
and all I wanna do is laugh
cos I feel so uncomfortable.
I think, like, who wouldn't want
to get to know you more?
And that's me straight up there.
I'm a gentleman.
I'd treat Lillie with respect
and make sure
I put a smile on her face.
Weirdo.
I'm just gonna say that...
...I'm not gonna share a bed
tonight. I'm gonna leave it.
Take it how you want, all right?
That's a big thing for me,
so that's that.
'Both corners have
given it their all.'
'Over to you, Lillie.'
I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
I think tonight
I just need to go to bed.
To moving on and to closure
and to...
Yeah.
(laughs)
Oh, my God.
Just thinking about his penis
is getting me hot and bothered.
(laughs)
Me and Olivia spent
a few nights in bed together.
I didn't wanna
sleep with her before.
Now me and Lillie have sorted our
shit, I banged Olivia last night.
Liv got the parsnip.
I actually woke up this morning
and felt like I needed a wheelchair.
I feel like I have got to know him
on a different level.
I wanna do it again, all the time,
every day, every second.
Last night,
I actually ended up sitting
with Bear and Hawley.
But they both ended up
almost pitching for me.
It was like a really
surreal situation.
Right now I'm not sure who the best
salesman is and who's got the job.
There's no competition between
me and Hawley. Lillie fancies me.
The plan is with Lillie,
be nice to her.
Show her I'm a bit caring.
Stroke her hair
and give her a bum slap.
Bitches love a bum slap.
Jemma's persuaded Lillie
to take a step back.
She hasn't got no fucking right to.
I think we both got on really well.
Jemma just pisses us off.
I'm done with Jemma now.
That part of my life's done.
'With both Jordan and Charlotte
feeling out of luck in the villa,
the Tablet has given them both
a new shot at finding love.'
We're going flyboarding.
I'm gonna be sick at this.
My chance to show off.
I'm flying! I'm flying!
I'm flying!
Yeah!
I thought I'd show off
and do a backflip.
Oh, my God! (laughs)
Face first. Straight in the sea.
It was fucking horrible.
Jordan is like my superhero
gone wrong on them bloody flyboards.
Charlotte seems to be taking
a lot of mouthfuls of salty water.
I think she's gearing up for later.
'Ooh. Charming, Jordan.'
Woo!
The date is going
really, really well.
I never thought that I fancied him
and I kept putting myself off him.
I'll tell you what.
It's fucking happening. I fancy him.
Look, I need a fucking drink.
Ching, ching.
Cheers to an amazing date.
Cheers to flying around.
I'm glad I'm on a date. Of all
the girls, you are the most genuine.
Charlotte, she's really different
to the other girls in the villa.
Simple reason is she sucks dick!
'What a little gentleman.'
I've not had the best luck.
I've not had the best luck.
You deserve better than Bear.
He's gonna regret that.
You deserve more than a spoon.
Oh? Oh!
(laughs)
Oh!
Date's gone fucking brilliantly.
When I get back, I'm taking her
straight to the penthouse.
Come here. Give me a kiss.
Oh, Charlotte, stop it.
(laughs)
Oh, Charlotte. Charlotte.
Chuffing hell.
(tablet rings)
(all) Oh!
Fuck sakes.
Tablet of Terror,
take your red jacket and fuck off.
"All stars, there's a storm brewing,
so it's time for some
to head to the beach.
Olivia, Ashley and Gaz,
one of your exes is on the way.
Fuck my life.
(laughs)
Me? The Beach? Again? Really?
This cannot be
a fucking good situation.
I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
Like, I'm shaking.
It's gonna be yours, Olivia.
(laughs)
If my ex James comes in,
it will just ruin everything for me.
I've been having fun and
it is the perfect time for him
to come in and fuck it all up.
If it's mine, I'd say the worst one
could be Lillie.
Last time at the beach,
my head had gone.
This time, I'm actually excited.
It is not gonna be my ex.
If it is, if I remember them,
this should be a good ex.
It's gonna be you, Olivia.
Two guys here.
Both their penises
have been inserted in your vagina.
Mate, it could be you.
Yeah, it could be you.
The more I come down this beach,
the more I start thinking
Talitha will walk out.
I'm gonna be scared as fuck.
Last time I was in the villa
with James,
he ruined my time in there.
It was awful for me.
If it's him, just say to him,
"Are you here to get back?"
"Or are you here to have fun?"
If he says I'm here to get you back,
I will shrink into this seat
and be like, oh, damn.
No. I feel sick.
Oh, my God. I can't cope.
Whoa-ho-ho!
Oh, it's Charlotte.
(all) Hey.
Power couple!
We walked back into the Villa
from an amazing date with Jordan.
We got on so well
and we just thought, fuck it.
Fuck your stupid questions.
(others laugh, cheer)
We're going to
the fucking penthouse.
(laughter)
(cheers)
Yes, Jordan!
That come out of nowhere.
I've had such a good day.
Why not finish it off?
With what?
Hey!
I was dying for Prosecco
and to rip his clothes off.
Don't drown me.
It's gonna get a bit fucking frisky.
He got slippery fingers
and I grabbed his chuffing todger.
We kept it classy and not trashy.
This has been
the best day of my life.
This has been the best day ever.
We had a lot of fun. She wouldn't
have sex. She wants to wait.
I'll wait because I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna stick with Charlotte.
'Ah, new love could be blossoming
at the villa.'
'At the beach, it's old love
that's causing concern.'
I've got a lot of fucking exes.
That black book is filled.
It could be anybody.
(sighs)
My heart is literally
racing so fast.
I can't breathe.
I actually cannot breathe.
(exhales)
It's not funny.
It's actually not funny.
(sighs)
Pretty Pete Tong. It's pretty tense.
So tense.
Who the fuck? Oh, my God.
It's Chrysten...
Hello.
What the?
...from Australia.
The last person
I would ever expect to be here.
What the fuck?
What?
What are... What are you doing here?
I'm happy to see you.
I was surprised by Gaz's reaction.
I'm Chrysten.
Chrysten.
I am so happy that a girl
has just walked out of the sea.
Hi, I'm Chrysten.
So happy to see you here.
You OK?
This chick is fire.
I'd remember if I fucked her
and I don't,
so it's gotta be Gaz's ex.
I'm actually literally buzzing.
Aw.
I'm Chrysten. I'm 19 and I'm the
party girl of the Gold Coast.
Every time Gaz comes to Australia,
he always rings me first
and asks for a nap.
We know what that means.
Gaz has a massive fucking dick
and he knows how to use it
and luckily I know how to ride it.
Gaz can't resist me. He cheats
on his girlfriends with me.
So I wanna find out where I stand.
I'm here to surprise Gaz
cos I got a feeling
that I have a secret
no-one's supposed to know.
So, what's the history of you two?
I don't get it.
Right, every time I go to Australia,
we always end up getting it on.
With me and Chrysten,
it's more of a sexual thing.
Like, every time I see her,
I wanna fuck her.
So, why are you here?
Are you here to get with Gaz?
Are you single? You wanna meet
other people? Have fun?
I wanna see where I stand with Gaz.
(indistinct)
I'll just happily crack on.
Gary's been with me pretty much
every single night in this villa.
We slept together last night.
What are you doing
with your hands all over her?
Do you think it's gonna bother you
he's been fucking her?
(laughs)
Whoa.
Whoa.
I slept with her last night.
Not being awkward.
Just get it out there.
Not really. If it's
in front of my face, I'll care.
but I don't really...
So, you're cool with that?
Yeah.
(tablet rings)
Oh, shit.
Mix things up.
Let's see what's going on.
Welcome, Chrysten. It's date time.
You and Ashley are off to get to
know each other downward dog style.
I'm going on a date with Ashley.
He's good looking.
I wanna see his personality
and we'll see. I am single.
Shall we go?
Yep.
I'm going on a date
with this apple bottom.
Thank you, Gaz. See you, mate.
Olivia, been a pleasure.
Ashley's looking pretty keen.
But I still think
she'll come back to me.
'New arrival Chrysten
is a surprise for Gaz,
but who will get
the shock of their lives
when the next ex comes crashing
on to the Beach of Doom?'
'Whose ex is next?'
'Back at the villa, seems like
Bear's not giving up on his honey.'
I like you. This is black and white.
(indistinct)
But I mean, cos last night,
I thought, you know what?
She does like me. You might not.
I do like you, Bear.
I think that's pretty obvious.
The thing with Lillie,
her dad's a roofer. I'm a roofer.
She's into clothes.
I'm into clothes.
It's a win-win.
Is the reason you're getting with me
just because
you can't have Hawley
because of Jemma?
No. Hawley is a nice person.
So, with me and you,
we just were like.
Yeah, I know.
Bear is hot
and we have a massive
physical attraction to each other.
Bottom line, Jemma disappeared.
Where's she?
She's in Spain. (indistinct)
Knowing me and Hawley
at the same time.
I still don't think
I would move forward with Hawley.
OK?
Good.
(laughs)
(indistinct)
My plan going forward
with me and Lillie,
I'm gonna focus on her.
I'm not gonna flirt with anyone else
cos I fancy Lillie.
I need to make her feel special.
So, who do you think?
I reckon it's a girl.
I think it's a girl as well.
It's a boy.
I think it's Olivia's ex.
It's gonna be a game-changer.
Hi, everyone.
I knew it.
Who is it?
Gary's ex.
Gary's ex has turned up.
Tonight could be interesting.
She's Chrysten from Australia,
but I got with her two years ago.
I feel like you totally
mugged me off, by the way.
What?
Oh.
That boy has fucked it with me.
I actually can't believe that
he totally dismissed I was there.
OK, I'm sorry,
but she's on the beach.
Is she attractive?
Yeah, she's fit.
She's fit?
She's quite fake-looking.
Olivia is shocked to be pied by Gaz.
Do you not know his reputation?
Did you see her
when I was in Australia with you?
Australia?
(all) Whoa.
Lillie makes me
start questioning myself.
Then I remember.
I kinda slept with Chrysten
when I was with Lillie.
It was a couple years ago.
So you never spoke to her
when we were together?
She's not gonna tell me anything?
Fucking hell. How do you not know if
you've cheated on your girlfriend?
It shouldn't be hard.
You cheated or you didn't,
so you should know.
No, I met her a couple of years ago.
If you never cheated on me,
it should be a very easy "no".
Why have you got the hump with me?
You're coming in asking
fucking weird questions.
I've never seen Gaz like this.
He's trying to put food
on his plate.
Why didn't you ask when you first
came in? Crying on the beach.
You didn't ask then. Just now,
when a girl came from Australia.
Did you sleep with her
when you were with me? Oh, man.
I didn't cheat on you with her.
With her.
But you did cheat on me
with other people?
What the fuck's going on here?
I said I didn't
cheat you on with her.
Kid's shitting himself.
Gonna keep outta this one.
I feel like
you worded that very wrong.
Just prepare, cos the truth
always comes out in the end.
What is this?
Ash and I arrive at our date
and it's tantric sex. What the fuck?
This is so intimate.
I only met you about 20 minutes ago.
She's got long, dark hair,
olive skin and light eyes.
Plus, she looks filthy as fuck.
Just my type.
(moans loudly)
Ahh! Something like that.
I ain't that energetic.
Ashley's staring.
I can't take him seriously.
I can't look at him.
I'm laughing my head off.
So, when exactly
did you get with Gaz?
I met Gaz in March 2015.
We were blind drunk
and I ended up letting him up
to my room and we had sex.
And then he said,
"I gotta take a phone call."
And it was Lillie and...
(laughs)
What the fuck?
I can't believe that.
That's gonna be interesting,
very interesting because
I know Lillie doesn't know that.
Yeah.
You should tell her.
I don't wanna tell Lillie.
I think Gaz should do it
because he cheated.
It's not my fault.
Go out with him on date.
See how it goes.
This is good.
The date was fun with Ashley.
I really don't fancy him at all.
You, my friend, you are fucked.
(sighs)
I am fucked.
I've been in some
fucked-up situations,
but this has gone
straight to the top.
This goes west, this could be it.
Only good thing is I might get
proper, proper closure with Lillie.
I've got to live
with the both of them.
Right, this is what it is.
I've banged this bird
when I'm in Australia.
Every time I'm in Australia.
Lillie was with me all the time.
But she didn't go the Gold Coast.
That's where she lives.
Gonna have to admit it.
Shit's gonna go down.
OK, look, the best thing to do is...
Admit it.
No, no, no.
Deny, deny, deny.
I'm not gonna deny it.
I'm gonna be a bigger man,
as horrible as it may be,
And she'll be like, "Gary?"
And I'll be like, "Yeah, I did."
Just embrace it. Go there
and be honest. That's the key.
It's gonna kill her, man.
Kill her?
Yeah, man.
He's fucked.
(laughs)
As if I fucking would.
Do you think he's lying?
Yeah.
The day we broke up, I was like,
have you ever been unfaithful to me?
He was like,
I've never been unfaithful to you.
I walked away from that relationship
with happy memories
and it would all feel like a lie.
If this girl comes in here now
and says anything like that...
That's what you're waiting for.
...it would be not very nice.
Please speak, Bear.
Gotta be here for a reason.
She's from Australia.
You was in Australia.
He stumbled on the dates. He was
trying to work things out, so...
It is not my business,
but just be prepared. OK?
'Lillie's waiting for answers, but
who will want to hide from the truth
when the new arrival brings
a big dose of unfinished business?'
(evil laugh)
'Jordan's fingers of magic
have sent Charlotte off to sleep.'
'Well done.'
So, in the penthouse,
just fingering?
Fingering, fondling, it was a bit,
but we were saying...
It's still sexual action.
I am good,
but I never expected it
to go this well.
The date went well.
We couldn't be arsed with questions.
I took her straight to the penthouse.
I respect you for that.
It was a good exit to your date.
I'm telling you now.
I do love Jordan, but he is
acting a bit desperate.
Jumping from girl to girl.
I feel sorry for him.
He's trying to keep his reputation
of being a smasher
and it's not working.
Gaz's ex has arrived. Apparently,
she's got an amazing body.
Brunette. Fake lips. Fit.
What are you gonna say or do
if you fancy her?
You know what?
She might be fit as fuck,
but I'm gonna stick with Charlotte.
I fucking enjoy that answer.
Give me a high five.
You know,
I'm sticking with Charlotte.
I am gonna crack on with her.
I've realised in here that for once
I've actually matured.
I've not jumped on everything going.
That's a good thing.
I'm not trying to shag everything.
'Jemma might believe you, Jordan,
but plenty would not.'
Right.
Shots!
Cheers to the new person
entering tonight.
I'm excited to see
Ashley and this bird.
Would you care if anything happened
between Ashley and this girl?
No?
He couldn't give a fuck.
Let's be fair.
Yes, guys.
(all) Hi.
How is everyone?
This is Kirsten.
Chrysten.
Hi.
I'm feeling nervous
knowing that Lillie's there
and I hope there's no drama.
So, how was your date?
What did you get up to?
We did... Is it tantra?
Yeah.
Which is, like, yoga and Kama Sutra.
All about breathing, getting close.
I'm watching Gaz
walking on eggshells.
He's absolutely shitting his pants.
What is going to happen?
Gone a bit tense.
It's gone a bit awkward.
There's one question, Ash.
No one cares about the date.
Me being me, I can't help it.
Gotta throw it out there.
Here we go, babe.
Shit is gonna go down.
While Gaz was with Lillie...
Right, be honest.
Did you get together?
This guy in a Hawaiian shirt
with an Essex accent
drops a massive bombshell
and what am I gonna say?
I don't think
she'll wanna drop me in it.
Yes.
(gasps)
(sighs)
The truth fucking comes out.
Stop. Stop it.
He does not fucking deserve it.
I'm taking her away.
I'm taking her away.
She literally broke down.
It's a fucking joke.
Why cheat on a girl like that?
Why would you do it?
I admit it. I get with Chrysten
every time I go to Australia.
And then I was gonna say anyway,
so...
Why did I think
he'd never done anything?
Stop it. Stop it.
(breathes heavily)
Stop it. Babes, stop it.
I'm actually, like, gobsmacked.
I'm thrown.
I'm so embarrassed.
I was in Australia with him.
Like, I was there.
Babe, that's your closure now.
Fuck him. Forget him.
Erase everything you know
about Gary.
That's what makes me so sad.
Gaz is a fucking prick.
I'm the one in the wrong here.
I cheated. That's that.
It's nothing to do with her.
It's the person that does it
who gets the blame.
This has nothing to do with her.
I hope everyone makes her welcome.
It's gonna be hard
if me and her were to crack on
cos we've got to live with Lillie.
'Yeah, you tell yourself that, Gaz.'
You all right?
(sighs) D'oh?
I'm not surprised whatsoever
that this has happened.
It's Gary fucking Beadle.
He is a player.
He sleeps with people for a living.
I'm not shocked at all.
I've come to rekindle
my relationship with Gaz,
but seeing Lillie,
I don't think I could do anything
while she's in the villa.
What's happening? You all right?
I was not expecting that.
Gaz is pissed
because he's been caught.
He's cheated. It's out in the open.
Lillie's upset.
What is he gonna do?
The other day, they opened up about
everything they were sorry about.
Why not fucking tell her?
He is a cheating little cunt.
What are you involved for? Fuck off.
Why did my fucking...
Fuck off, Gary.
I fucking hate him.
Didn't you have closure two days
ago? Did you tell her about that?
No!
Cheating little rat!
I'd rather be a cheating little rat
than be you.
Shut your fucking face.
Do you wanna have it out, Gaz?
I'm getting wound up now.
I'm not watching
my best friend break down.
She's there.
She is broken.
Go and see her.
Are you fucking joking?
She's an absolute wind-up.
I hate him. He's a cunt. I hate him.
I don't need fucking Kayleigh Morris
putting her nose in.
He's a cunt.
I'm upset because you're upset,
but I expected it. I did expect it.
What the fuck is this villa
gonna be like tomorrow?
Fucking bring it on.
I'm excited, me.
Thank fuck Charlotte's got too pissed
and she's gone to bed early,
as it leaves me to swoop in
and crack on with Christine.
'Matured? Nope. Same old Jordan.'
So, so far,
out of pretty much everyone here...
You've had sex with everyone here?
Do you wanna believe me?
I haven't had sex with anyone.
Cos I've been quite a good boy.
Why's that?
Cos I'm not being the boy who's
jumping from bed to bed to bed.
And I've actually been waiting
for a girl who's my type
to come along.
'I thought that girl
had come along.'
And now I've seen you,
I'm thinking,
It was worth the wait.
Jordan's cute.
He has a great personality
and I fancy him,
so we'll see what happens.
Honestly, I know sorry's
not gonna mean a lot.
But...
I want you to know, obviously,
I am sorry.
I'm not just saying that.
It's a pretty scary thought...
...when somebody's not the person
you think they are.
I've spent two years of my life
with someone that doesn't even exist.
I can never get that time back.
Do you know...
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
You're a horrible person.
And one day you need to
actually wake up to that
and realise that you are
a horrible person.
This is, like,
seriously real now, Gary.
Like, I've never felt so hurt.
Don't take someone's kindness
for weakness.
Don't take advantage
when they trust you.
Shit.
(sobs)
I can't. Why am I doing this?
(sobs)
.
'Ex On The Beach is back.'
'This time it's all-stars.'
'Old faces return for another shot
at finding love.'
Am I looking for love? Fucking yeah!
"They'll have
to endure their exes...'
I've never, ever felt like this
in my life.
'Some will have
to deal with old grudges...'
You've had more dicks
than I've had sun beds.
'As hard as they try
to find their perfect match...'
Right, who wants to finger me?
'Standing in their way once again
will be the Tablet of Terror.'
I'm cacking myself big time.
'It's going to be hotter
than ever before...'
I wanna ride her. Giddy up, Amy.
'...as emotions boil over...'
You made me realise there's more
to life than what I was just doing.
'...tensions run high...'
I fucking dare ya!
Let's fucking go, kid.
'...and the claws come out.'
...in your face...
(shouting)
'So far, seven exes have arrived.'
She is the most toxic person
I have ever met.
I did not think that
I was gonna feel like this.
Youse two have fucked each other.
I fucked Gaz once.
You all right?
What the fuck's going on?
We need to...
Stop hurting each other.
Me and Hawley are finally over
the whole game playing situation.
How are you?
Don't touch me.
She's shagging my ex.
Does she not think
it's my place to tell him?
Holly or Kayleigh?
Kayleigh.
She thinks she can
sleep with a geezer
and I'm gonna pick her.
Fuck Jordan or get back with Conor.
I'll fuck Jordan, I'll do it now.
(indistinct)
We had the best relationship.
I did think Gary was the one.
I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
I know Lillie likes me.
She's a bird you want to get with.
(screams)
Bear just fucking swoops in.
I dare you to snog Lillie.
This isn't a game
if you're touching real emotions.
Maybe I've scared her off.
I fingered Holly last night
and she's left.
By the time she's back,
I'm asleep.
so I got nothing, but,
like I say, little baby steps.
Was it good?
We had a good night. It was nice.
Jordan seems ecstatic,
but finger blasting seems to be
the only base
that these girls
that get with Jordan go to.
Did you fuck?
I don't think that she could.
All that and you didn't?
I don't have luck with the ladies.
Today is a new day.
The old me is back.
I only went to bed with Jordan
to piss Conor off.
He said he'd rather
go to bed with Kayleigh.
(all laugh)
Me and Conor have had
a bit of a bumpy ride so far,
so the next few days
we'll just see what happens.
I haven't had much luck
in that villa.
I got mugged off
by that fucking bell-end Bear.
Not had any luck with bloody Gaz.
But now, you know, I'm moving on
to some fresh meat.
And if I get lucky,
I get lucky.
Me and Lillie got our closure.
That means I'm single.
I've got my mojo back.
That means I'm gonna go in.
Oh, Gaz!
Last night, I fucked it with Lillie.
The plan is give her more attention.
Hopefully she'll like me.
Because I got put
on a date with Bear,
it was all, like, Lillie and Bear.
I'm not gonna lie. Last night,
I looked at Hawley and thought, ooh!
He looks nice. (laughs)
Me and Hawley
are stopping this game now.
I do still have feelings.
I do want the chance
to possibly rekindle things.
'Jemma's hoping
to relight an old flame,
but who will be reaching
for the extinguisher
when the next human fireball
explodes into the villa?'
'The Tablet of Terror feels romantic
and has sent Lillie and Hawley
off on a date.'
Wow, this place is amazing.
Yeah, it's so pretty.
Me and Lillie walk in this centre
and we're gonna do Thai dancing.
And Lillie's gotta take her
clothes off. This is a good start.
Looking very sexy.
(laughs)
Really?
Yeah.
It's actually turning us on.
(all chant in Thai)
I'm giving it all this
and spinning my arms.
I'm like, I look like a twat.
You just go...
I'm just moving my hands
side to side.
I'm just, like, waving.
They say men that are good
at dancing are good in the bedroom.
Hope that's not the case for Hawley.
(laughs)
Me and Hawley
are in very similar situations.
We've both come out
of big relationships.
I shouldn't feel scared, but I just
do feel intimidated by Jemma.
Hello, you.
(laughs)
I think I do really like Hawley.
But I do kinda fancy Bear
a little bit, too.
The lads think they're king.
I'm with the fittest bird.
Wearing a crown. Who's the king now?
I was gonna ask for a kiss.
You can have a kiss,
but a kiss, not a snog.
I only kiss boys that I like,
so I was happy to give him
a little kiss.
There we are.
See? That was sick.
(laughs)
Hawley? Bear?
Both? It is the first time
I've been single for years.
'Lillie's on the hunt for a new man.'
'Back at the villa, her old man Gaz
is moving on, too.'
Can I just say, you are
a completely different person.
You could tell
you had a lot on your mind.
It was that chat.
I got so much out, so much emotion.
She's going on dates,
enjoying herself
and I'm gonna do the same.
I'm having a wicked time
with Olivia. Just having a flirt.
I won't hesitate to crack on.
The ghost is gone
and Gary Beadle's back.
I'm now back.
Olivia, you're gonna get fucked.
Oh, guys,
you're making me feel embarrassed.
Olivia is gonna get
the parsnip tonight.
And I can't wait. (laughs)
Let's have a good night.
No arguments.
Hi!
(others) Hey!
Hi. You OK?
How is everybody?
Hawley and Lillie have come back
and I can tell they both
are well into each other.
Jemma's pissed off.
Bear is devastated.
What happened?
It was so funny.
We went, er, Thai dancing.
This whole time,
all I've been thinking is,
Hawley, mate, please.
Don't kiss Lillie.
Cos I want that chance, mate.
I need a second chance.
So, the killer question,
did youse have a kiss?
Might have had a little peck.
Peck, yeah?
(sighs) I'm fucked.
Him and Lillie have kissed.
I feel physically sick.
Good, wasn't it? Enjoyed myself.
Hawley is doing this with Lillie
to hurt me.
She is not his type.
Have you seen me? Have you seen her?
You said to me
that everything was cool.
I never said
I had any loyalties to you.
Deep down, he loves me.
That doesn't go away
at the click of a Lillie.
The more time with Lillie
has made us realise.
she's the type of lass I want
and not Jemma.
You make me feel sick. Fuck off.
Me and Hawley have been getting on
and I had some hope
that we were gonna sort things out.
Now, fuck knows what's gonna happen.
But I am not gonna be
second best to anybody.
Crack on with your shit.
'Gemma may be regretting
giving Hawley the green light.'
Do you fancy Hawley?
He's good looking.
He's a nice person.
I can't deal with it.
I still love the bloke.
I can't deal with it. I know
what he wants. He wants to fuck you.
He wants you over me.
I'm second best.
Hawley and Jemma
have just got a lot of...
...drama going on.
I don't want to live in this villa
scared of you.
What is actually going on here?
You're clearly hurt. You and Hawley
need to deal with your issues.
I honestly had
such a good day with him.
But seeing Jemma upset,
that is just enough to put me off.
Why is he coming over?
You all right?
I came to see if you're OK.
I'm OK, but after this chat,
I do feel like
I don't wanna be dragged
into an upsetting, hurtful situation.
What does Jemma think she's doing?
She's putting fake tears on
and fucking cock-blocking us.
It's all fake though. Like the way
she's crying like that now.
This is the icing on the cake
for me.
It's about time we just drew a line
and she can fuck off.
You OK?
Do I look OK? No, I'm fucking not.
He just come over there,
going you're fake.
Don't let her start.
I know, but it's hard.
Because she's crying
and it makes me feel like...
It's all fake.
(cries)
It's horrible. I know.
It's fucking horrible.
Did you hear what he said?
I was out there crying.
"Lillie, are you all right?"
I said,
what's about me?
I'm fucking clearly not right.
"Oh, it's all fake from you."
She's gonna manipulate you
to her advantage.
Hawley's saying to me,
"It's fake. It's fake."
But I don't wanna make
other people feel upset
because I do know what it feels like.
'How thoughtful of you,
especially as Jemma's heart
must be breaking right now.'
Sorry about this.
I've got to put some on.
I'm playing a drinking game.
Anyone, just tell me,
is it red around the vagina?
You've got the nicest fanny.
Should I shave it more?
No.
What about me?
Mine's better. Sorry.
What about mine?
You've got a cute vagina.
I love mine!
Have I got a good one?
How about them. Right here.
Have I got a good one?
(both laugh, scream)
'Well, it all might be
licking quite good now,
but who will be clamming up
when the next human catch
is washed up on the Beach of Doom?'
I've got a feeling, right,
Lillie fancies me.
She's fallen for my charm,
but you know,
I fancy her too,
so I'm gonna go for it.
You've gone on a date with Hawley
and a date with me.
You must know, who do you like
out of everyone? And be honest.
You know, you and Hawley
are two different people.
There's not many
that wouldn't be drawn to you.
I genuinely fancy Bear and like Bear.
And I genuinely fancy Hawley
and like Hawley.
How do you explain that?
She's in your head now.
She's in my head.
I never let birds get in my head.
I'm good at doing that.
But her,
she's got into it in one date.
I would be fucking pissed off.
Me wanting Lillie isn't
just a one-night thing.
It's not daft crack.
There's something special.
Yeah, just go and grab her.
Come on.
Go and grab her.
What's happening?
So, somehow,
I found myself sat with Lillie
and Hawley.
Awkward.
I've never been single.
I don't what to do
in this situation.
Mate, what are you do...
This...
I think you're fucking sick, like.
That's me putting it out there.
Lillie's thinking, what the fuck
have I let myself in for?
These guys are way too eager.
No, babe, I'm not. He come over
and then he made it weird.
(bell)
'In the red corner...'
My predicament now,
I thought in my mind,
you like Hawley.
You had a good day.
I thought, whatever.
She's happy.
I'm gonna leave you lot just to be.
If you said to me, Bear, like,
it wouldn't been nice for you to
get with anyone?
I would've went, "I respect that,"
and that's it.
'In the blue corner...'
I'm putting my cards on the table.
I like you.
I'm willing to crack on with you.
And that's me fucking
straight up to you.
I look at Bear and Hawley
and all I wanna do is laugh
cos I feel so uncomfortable.
I think, like, who wouldn't want
to get to know you more?
And that's me straight up there.
I'm a gentleman.
I'd treat Lillie with respect
and make sure
I put a smile on her face.
Weirdo.
I'm just gonna say that...
...I'm not gonna share a bed
tonight. I'm gonna leave it.
Take it how you want, all right?
That's a big thing for me,
so that's that.
'Both corners have
given it their all.'
'Over to you, Lillie.'
I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
I think tonight
I just need to go to bed.
To moving on and to closure
and to...
Yeah.
(laughs)
Oh, my God.
Just thinking about his penis
is getting me hot and bothered.
(laughs)
Me and Olivia spent
a few nights in bed together.
I didn't wanna
sleep with her before.
Now me and Lillie have sorted our
shit, I banged Olivia last night.
Liv got the parsnip.
I actually woke up this morning
and felt like I needed a wheelchair.
I feel like I have got to know him
on a different level.
I wanna do it again, all the time,
every day, every second.
Last night,
I actually ended up sitting
with Bear and Hawley.
But they both ended up
almost pitching for me.
It was like a really
surreal situation.
Right now I'm not sure who the best
salesman is and who's got the job.
There's no competition between
me and Hawley. Lillie fancies me.
The plan is with Lillie,
be nice to her.
Show her I'm a bit caring.
Stroke her hair
and give her a bum slap.
Bitches love a bum slap.
Jemma's persuaded Lillie
to take a step back.
She hasn't got no fucking right to.
I think we both got on really well.
Jemma just pisses us off.
I'm done with Jemma now.
That part of my life's done.
'With both Jordan and Charlotte
feeling out of luck in the villa,
the Tablet has given them both
a new shot at finding love.'
We're going flyboarding.
I'm gonna be sick at this.
My chance to show off.
I'm flying! I'm flying!
I'm flying!
Yeah!
I thought I'd show off
and do a backflip.
Oh, my God! (laughs)
Face first. Straight in the sea.
It was fucking horrible.
Jordan is like my superhero
gone wrong on them bloody flyboards.
Charlotte seems to be taking
a lot of mouthfuls of salty water.
I think she's gearing up for later.
'Ooh. Charming, Jordan.'
Woo!
The date is going
really, really well.
I never thought that I fancied him
and I kept putting myself off him.
I'll tell you what.
It's fucking happening. I fancy him.
Look, I need a fucking drink.
Ching, ching.
Cheers to an amazing date.
Cheers to flying around.
I'm glad I'm on a date. Of all
the girls, you are the most genuine.
Charlotte, she's really different
to the other girls in the villa.
Simple reason is she sucks dick!
'What a little gentleman.'
I've not had the best luck.
I've not had the best luck.
You deserve better than Bear.
He's gonna regret that.
You deserve more than a spoon.
Oh? Oh!
(laughs)
Oh!
Date's gone fucking brilliantly.
When I get back, I'm taking her
straight to the penthouse.
Come here. Give me a kiss.
Oh, Charlotte, stop it.
(laughs)
Oh, Charlotte. Charlotte.
Chuffing hell.
(tablet rings)
(all) Oh!
Fuck sakes.
Tablet of Terror,
take your red jacket and fuck off.
"All stars, there's a storm brewing,
so it's time for some
to head to the beach.
Olivia, Ashley and Gaz,
one of your exes is on the way.
Fuck my life.
(laughs)
Me? The Beach? Again? Really?
This cannot be
a fucking good situation.
I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
Like, I'm shaking.
It's gonna be yours, Olivia.
(laughs)
If my ex James comes in,
it will just ruin everything for me.
I've been having fun and
it is the perfect time for him
to come in and fuck it all up.
If it's mine, I'd say the worst one
could be Lillie.
Last time at the beach,
my head had gone.
This time, I'm actually excited.
It is not gonna be my ex.
If it is, if I remember them,
this should be a good ex.
It's gonna be you, Olivia.
Two guys here.
Both their penises
have been inserted in your vagina.
Mate, it could be you.
Yeah, it could be you.
The more I come down this beach,
the more I start thinking
Talitha will walk out.
I'm gonna be scared as fuck.
Last time I was in the villa
with James,
he ruined my time in there.
It was awful for me.
If it's him, just say to him,
"Are you here to get back?"
"Or are you here to have fun?"
If he says I'm here to get you back,
I will shrink into this seat
and be like, oh, damn.
No. I feel sick.
Oh, my God. I can't cope.
Whoa-ho-ho!
Oh, it's Charlotte.
(all) Hey.
Power couple!
We walked back into the Villa
from an amazing date with Jordan.
We got on so well
and we just thought, fuck it.
Fuck your stupid questions.
(others laugh, cheer)
We're going to
the fucking penthouse.
(laughter)
(cheers)
Yes, Jordan!
That come out of nowhere.
I've had such a good day.
Why not finish it off?
With what?
Hey!
I was dying for Prosecco
and to rip his clothes off.
Don't drown me.
It's gonna get a bit fucking frisky.
He got slippery fingers
and I grabbed his chuffing todger.
We kept it classy and not trashy.
This has been
the best day of my life.
This has been the best day ever.
We had a lot of fun. She wouldn't
have sex. She wants to wait.
I'll wait because I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna stick with Charlotte.
'Ah, new love could be blossoming
at the villa.'
'At the beach, it's old love
that's causing concern.'
I've got a lot of fucking exes.
That black book is filled.
It could be anybody.
(sighs)
My heart is literally
racing so fast.
I can't breathe.
I actually cannot breathe.
(exhales)
It's not funny.
It's actually not funny.
(sighs)
Pretty Pete Tong. It's pretty tense.
So tense.
Who the fuck? Oh, my God.
It's Chrysten...
Hello.
What the?
...from Australia.
The last person
I would ever expect to be here.
What the fuck?
What?
What are... What are you doing here?
I'm happy to see you.
I was surprised by Gaz's reaction.
I'm Chrysten.
Chrysten.
I am so happy that a girl
has just walked out of the sea.
Hi, I'm Chrysten.
So happy to see you here.
You OK?
This chick is fire.
I'd remember if I fucked her
and I don't,
so it's gotta be Gaz's ex.
I'm actually literally buzzing.
Aw.
I'm Chrysten. I'm 19 and I'm the
party girl of the Gold Coast.
Every time Gaz comes to Australia,
he always rings me first
and asks for a nap.
We know what that means.
Gaz has a massive fucking dick
and he knows how to use it
and luckily I know how to ride it.
Gaz can't resist me. He cheats
on his girlfriends with me.
So I wanna find out where I stand.
I'm here to surprise Gaz
cos I got a feeling
that I have a secret
no-one's supposed to know.
So, what's the history of you two?
I don't get it.
Right, every time I go to Australia,
we always end up getting it on.
With me and Chrysten,
it's more of a sexual thing.
Like, every time I see her,
I wanna fuck her.
So, why are you here?
Are you here to get with Gaz?
Are you single? You wanna meet
other people? Have fun?
I wanna see where I stand with Gaz.
(indistinct)
I'll just happily crack on.
Gary's been with me pretty much
every single night in this villa.
We slept together last night.
What are you doing
with your hands all over her?
Do you think it's gonna bother you
he's been fucking her?
(laughs)
Whoa.
Whoa.
I slept with her last night.
Not being awkward.
Just get it out there.
Not really. If it's
in front of my face, I'll care.
but I don't really...
So, you're cool with that?
Yeah.
(tablet rings)
Oh, shit.
Mix things up.
Let's see what's going on.
Welcome, Chrysten. It's date time.
You and Ashley are off to get to
know each other downward dog style.
I'm going on a date with Ashley.
He's good looking.
I wanna see his personality
and we'll see. I am single.
Shall we go?
Yep.
I'm going on a date
with this apple bottom.
Thank you, Gaz. See you, mate.
Olivia, been a pleasure.
Ashley's looking pretty keen.
But I still think
she'll come back to me.
'New arrival Chrysten
is a surprise for Gaz,
but who will get
the shock of their lives
when the next ex comes crashing
on to the Beach of Doom?'
'Whose ex is next?'
'Back at the villa, seems like
Bear's not giving up on his honey.'
I like you. This is black and white.
(indistinct)
But I mean, cos last night,
I thought, you know what?
She does like me. You might not.
I do like you, Bear.
I think that's pretty obvious.
The thing with Lillie,
her dad's a roofer. I'm a roofer.
She's into clothes.
I'm into clothes.
It's a win-win.
Is the reason you're getting with me
just because
you can't have Hawley
because of Jemma?
No. Hawley is a nice person.
So, with me and you,
we just were like.
Yeah, I know.
Bear is hot
and we have a massive
physical attraction to each other.
Bottom line, Jemma disappeared.
Where's she?
She's in Spain. (indistinct)
Knowing me and Hawley
at the same time.
I still don't think
I would move forward with Hawley.
OK?
Good.
(laughs)
(indistinct)
My plan going forward
with me and Lillie,
I'm gonna focus on her.
I'm not gonna flirt with anyone else
cos I fancy Lillie.
I need to make her feel special.
So, who do you think?
I reckon it's a girl.
I think it's a girl as well.
It's a boy.
I think it's Olivia's ex.
It's gonna be a game-changer.
Hi, everyone.
I knew it.
Who is it?
Gary's ex.
Gary's ex has turned up.
Tonight could be interesting.
She's Chrysten from Australia,
but I got with her two years ago.
I feel like you totally
mugged me off, by the way.
What?
Oh.
That boy has fucked it with me.
I actually can't believe that
he totally dismissed I was there.
OK, I'm sorry,
but she's on the beach.
Is she attractive?
Yeah, she's fit.
She's fit?
She's quite fake-looking.
Olivia is shocked to be pied by Gaz.
Do you not know his reputation?
Did you see her
when I was in Australia with you?
Australia?
(all) Whoa.
Lillie makes me
start questioning myself.
Then I remember.
I kinda slept with Chrysten
when I was with Lillie.
It was a couple years ago.
So you never spoke to her
when we were together?
She's not gonna tell me anything?
Fucking hell. How do you not know if
you've cheated on your girlfriend?
It shouldn't be hard.
You cheated or you didn't,
so you should know.
No, I met her a couple of years ago.
If you never cheated on me,
it should be a very easy "no".
Why have you got the hump with me?
You're coming in asking
fucking weird questions.
I've never seen Gaz like this.
He's trying to put food
on his plate.
Why didn't you ask when you first
came in? Crying on the beach.
You didn't ask then. Just now,
when a girl came from Australia.
Did you sleep with her
when you were with me? Oh, man.
I didn't cheat on you with her.
With her.
But you did cheat on me
with other people?
What the fuck's going on here?
I said I didn't
cheat you on with her.
Kid's shitting himself.
Gonna keep outta this one.
I feel like
you worded that very wrong.
Just prepare, cos the truth
always comes out in the end.
What is this?
Ash and I arrive at our date
and it's tantric sex. What the fuck?
This is so intimate.
I only met you about 20 minutes ago.
She's got long, dark hair,
olive skin and light eyes.
Plus, she looks filthy as fuck.
Just my type.
(moans loudly)
Ahh! Something like that.
I ain't that energetic.
Ashley's staring.
I can't take him seriously.
I can't look at him.
I'm laughing my head off.
So, when exactly
did you get with Gaz?
I met Gaz in March 2015.
We were blind drunk
and I ended up letting him up
to my room and we had sex.
And then he said,
"I gotta take a phone call."
And it was Lillie and...
(laughs)
What the fuck?
I can't believe that.
That's gonna be interesting,
very interesting because
I know Lillie doesn't know that.
Yeah.
You should tell her.
I don't wanna tell Lillie.
I think Gaz should do it
because he cheated.
It's not my fault.
Go out with him on date.
See how it goes.
This is good.
The date was fun with Ashley.
I really don't fancy him at all.
You, my friend, you are fucked.
(sighs)
I am fucked.
I've been in some
fucked-up situations,
but this has gone
straight to the top.
This goes west, this could be it.
Only good thing is I might get
proper, proper closure with Lillie.
I've got to live
with the both of them.
Right, this is what it is.
I've banged this bird
when I'm in Australia.
Every time I'm in Australia.
Lillie was with me all the time.
But she didn't go the Gold Coast.
That's where she lives.
Gonna have to admit it.
Shit's gonna go down.
OK, look, the best thing to do is...
Admit it.
No, no, no.
Deny, deny, deny.
I'm not gonna deny it.
I'm gonna be a bigger man,
as horrible as it may be,
And she'll be like, "Gary?"
And I'll be like, "Yeah, I did."
Just embrace it. Go there
and be honest. That's the key.
It's gonna kill her, man.
Kill her?
Yeah, man.
He's fucked.
(laughs)
As if I fucking would.
Do you think he's lying?
Yeah.
The day we broke up, I was like,
have you ever been unfaithful to me?
He was like,
I've never been unfaithful to you.
I walked away from that relationship
with happy memories
and it would all feel like a lie.
If this girl comes in here now
and says anything like that...
That's what you're waiting for.
...it would be not very nice.
Please speak, Bear.
Gotta be here for a reason.
She's from Australia.
You was in Australia.
He stumbled on the dates. He was
trying to work things out, so...
It is not my business,
but just be prepared. OK?
'Lillie's waiting for answers, but
who will want to hide from the truth
when the new arrival brings
a big dose of unfinished business?'
(evil laugh)
'Jordan's fingers of magic
have sent Charlotte off to sleep.'
'Well done.'
So, in the penthouse,
just fingering?
Fingering, fondling, it was a bit,
but we were saying...
It's still sexual action.
I am good,
but I never expected it
to go this well.
The date went well.
We couldn't be arsed with questions.
I took her straight to the penthouse.
I respect you for that.
It was a good exit to your date.
I'm telling you now.
I do love Jordan, but he is
acting a bit desperate.
Jumping from girl to girl.
I feel sorry for him.
He's trying to keep his reputation
of being a smasher
and it's not working.
Gaz's ex has arrived. Apparently,
she's got an amazing body.
Brunette. Fake lips. Fit.
What are you gonna say or do
if you fancy her?
You know what?
She might be fit as fuck,
but I'm gonna stick with Charlotte.
I fucking enjoy that answer.
Give me a high five.
You know,
I'm sticking with Charlotte.
I am gonna crack on with her.
I've realised in here that for once
I've actually matured.
I've not jumped on everything going.
That's a good thing.
I'm not trying to shag everything.
'Jemma might believe you, Jordan,
but plenty would not.'
Right.
Shots!
Cheers to the new person
entering tonight.
I'm excited to see
Ashley and this bird.
Would you care if anything happened
between Ashley and this girl?
No?
He couldn't give a fuck.
Let's be fair.
Yes, guys.
(all) Hi.
How is everyone?
This is Kirsten.
Chrysten.
Hi.
I'm feeling nervous
knowing that Lillie's there
and I hope there's no drama.
So, how was your date?
What did you get up to?
We did... Is it tantra?
Yeah.
Which is, like, yoga and Kama Sutra.
All about breathing, getting close.
I'm watching Gaz
walking on eggshells.
He's absolutely shitting his pants.
What is going to happen?
Gone a bit tense.
It's gone a bit awkward.
There's one question, Ash.
No one cares about the date.
Me being me, I can't help it.
Gotta throw it out there.
Here we go, babe.
Shit is gonna go down.
While Gaz was with Lillie...
Right, be honest.
Did you get together?
This guy in a Hawaiian shirt
with an Essex accent
drops a massive bombshell
and what am I gonna say?
I don't think
she'll wanna drop me in it.
Yes.
(gasps)
(sighs)
The truth fucking comes out.
Stop. Stop it.
He does not fucking deserve it.
I'm taking her away.
I'm taking her away.
She literally broke down.
It's a fucking joke.
Why cheat on a girl like that?
Why would you do it?
I admit it. I get with Chrysten
every time I go to Australia.
And then I was gonna say anyway,
so...
Why did I think
he'd never done anything?
Stop it. Stop it.
(breathes heavily)
Stop it. Babes, stop it.
I'm actually, like, gobsmacked.
I'm thrown.
I'm so embarrassed.
I was in Australia with him.
Like, I was there.
Babe, that's your closure now.
Fuck him. Forget him.
Erase everything you know
about Gary.
That's what makes me so sad.
Gaz is a fucking prick.
I'm the one in the wrong here.
I cheated. That's that.
It's nothing to do with her.
It's the person that does it
who gets the blame.
This has nothing to do with her.
I hope everyone makes her welcome.
It's gonna be hard
if me and her were to crack on
cos we've got to live with Lillie.
'Yeah, you tell yourself that, Gaz.'
You all right?
(sighs) D'oh?
I'm not surprised whatsoever
that this has happened.
It's Gary fucking Beadle.
He is a player.
He sleeps with people for a living.
I'm not shocked at all.
I've come to rekindle
my relationship with Gaz,
but seeing Lillie,
I don't think I could do anything
while she's in the villa.
What's happening? You all right?
I was not expecting that.
Gaz is pissed
because he's been caught.
He's cheated. It's out in the open.
Lillie's upset.
What is he gonna do?
The other day, they opened up about
everything they were sorry about.
Why not fucking tell her?
He is a cheating little cunt.
What are you involved for? Fuck off.
Why did my fucking...
Fuck off, Gary.
I fucking hate him.
Didn't you have closure two days
ago? Did you tell her about that?
No!
Cheating little rat!
I'd rather be a cheating little rat
than be you.
Shut your fucking face.
Do you wanna have it out, Gaz?
I'm getting wound up now.
I'm not watching
my best friend break down.
She's there.
She is broken.
Go and see her.
Are you fucking joking?
She's an absolute wind-up.
I hate him. He's a cunt. I hate him.
I don't need fucking Kayleigh Morris
putting her nose in.
He's a cunt.
I'm upset because you're upset,
but I expected it. I did expect it.
What the fuck is this villa
gonna be like tomorrow?
Fucking bring it on.
I'm excited, me.
Thank fuck Charlotte's got too pissed
and she's gone to bed early,
as it leaves me to swoop in
and crack on with Christine.
'Matured? Nope. Same old Jordan.'
So, so far,
out of pretty much everyone here...
You've had sex with everyone here?
Do you wanna believe me?
I haven't had sex with anyone.
Cos I've been quite a good boy.
Why's that?
Cos I'm not being the boy who's
jumping from bed to bed to bed.
And I've actually been waiting
for a girl who's my type
to come along.
'I thought that girl
had come along.'
And now I've seen you,
I'm thinking,
It was worth the wait.
Jordan's cute.
He has a great personality
and I fancy him,
so we'll see what happens.
Honestly, I know sorry's
not gonna mean a lot.
But...
I want you to know, obviously,
I am sorry.
I'm not just saying that.
It's a pretty scary thought...
...when somebody's not the person
you think they are.
I've spent two years of my life
with someone that doesn't even exist.
I can never get that time back.
Do you know...
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
You're a horrible person.
And one day you need to
actually wake up to that
and realise that you are
a horrible person.
This is, like,
seriously real now, Gary.
Like, I've never felt so hurt.
Don't take someone's kindness
for weakness.
Don't take advantage
when they trust you.
Shit.
(sobs)
I can't. Why am I doing this?
(sobs)
.