Celebrity Ex on the Beach (2014–2020): Season 5, Episode 5 - Episode #5.5 - full transcript
(narrator)
'Ex On The Beach is back.'
'This time it's all stars.'
'Old faces return for another shot
at finding love.'
Am I looking for love? Fucking yeah!
"They'll have
to endure their exes...'
I've never, ever felt like this
in my life.
'Some will have
to deal with old grudges...'
Babe, you've had more dicks
than I've had sun beds.
'As hard as they try
to find their perfect match...'
Right, who wants to finger me?
'Standing in their way
will be the Tablet of Terror.'
I'm cacking myself big time.
'It's going to be hotter
than ever before...'
I wanna ride her. Giddy up, Amy.
'...as emotions boil over...'
You made me realise there's more
to life than what I was just doing.
'...tensions run high...'
I fucking dare ya!
Let's fucking go, kid.
'...and the claws come out.'
...in your face...
(shouting)
'As always,
they'll never know whose...'
She is the most toxic person
I have ever met.
'...ex...
...is...
...next.'
I did not think
that I was gonna feel like this.
Olivia, someone needs to go home.
Liam or Ashley?
I'm so sorry, Liam.
I'm gonna have to say you.
Stitched right up.
Weird, man.
I think you've been disrespectful.
I think you owe me an explanation.
I'm sat with the girls.
I'm telling them my side.
Look what he's done to me
and I've not reacted.
I've just had to deal with it.
They're all choked and upset.
I feel guilty that I've been
with Gaz the past few nights.
Lillie is fit.
I just wanna... (growls)
Has it detected if she fancies me
or not?
Don't know what I'm gonna do
about Charlotte.
Why are you over here?
You're making me look like an idiot.
He says he's not bothered
about Jemma but he is.
Why are you sat explaining
yourself to Jemma?
Chill out.
Fuck off.
She's shown her true colours.
Holly went crazy yesterday.
Last night, I went a bit psycho.
Yeah.
That come out of nowhere.
Nasty.
I wouldn't have just got pissed off
at nothing.
I feel what Holly did yesterday
is bang out of order, like.
I'm already over Holly.
I've pied her, in my head.
I was annoyed that I came round
and you were talking
about the same situation.
I don't know whether I mentioned
I was a bit of a bunny boiler,
he knows it now!
Morning, guys!
I was so taken aback when
Jem told me she'd slept with Gary.
It's not nice to come into that.
She was supposed to be my friend.
This place is a bit overwhelming.
Was that blond always
or was it grey?
Looks better blond.
Seeing Lillie,
it does bring back feelings.
This isn't a bird I've banged.
We need to talk,
and until we've done that,
I couldn't tell you
what's gonna happen.
I really do like Gary.
And after spending
a lot of time with him,
the feelings are getting stronger.
But last night, his ex came in.
I just can't bring myself
to tell her.
It's a bit of a weird situation.
I don't want to get hurt.
Lillie's walked in
and she's gorgeous.
Funny. Clever.
I'm gonna kiss her face.
I need to have a chat with Charlotte
and tell her it's finished,
cos I want to crack on with Lillie,
with nothing in the way.
(narrator) 'There might be one thing
getting in the way.'
'Someone else's ex.'
'They're packed
and primed for trouble.'
'Next ex, T minus 16 hours.'
'With cracks forming,
the Tablet of Terror has decided
to send everyone on a boat.'
'Let's hope nobody
ends up overboard.'
So excited. We're going on a boat!
Whoo!
(all cheering)
We're having the most amazing
boat party!
(all cheering)
Let's toast to having good times
and good fun.
Let's get fucking pissed!
The sea looks great.
The girls look amazing.
Drinking. Music.
Couldn't wish for anything better.
Get in there.
(music plays)
That's your favourite line.
Bear is just making me smile.
I'm enjoying being around him.
You've just made me feel welcome.
No, you won't.
Promise.
No, you won't.
Lillie's way of dealing with this
is to take her attention elsewhere.
She's concentrating on Bear
to take her mind off me.
I want to take the opportunity
while me and Hawley are sober
to clear the air,
get it out in the open.
It's getting relentless,
this tit for tat game.
I want it to stop.
We keep shouting at each other,
doing stuff to piss each other off.
I'm sorry for what I've done
and said,
but I want to draw a line under it
and just get on.
Hawley and Jemma are having a chat.
It worries me a little bit
cos I'll be gutted if Hawley
pies me, I quite like him.
It's like I keep hurting you,
you keep hurting me.
It's the Jemma that I know.
This is why I was with her.
When she's calm, she's mint.
Not just be civil.
I want to be your friend.
Cos I like you, so...
You know I do. I've told you.
Yeah, I know.
I've still got feelings for you.
Otherwise I wouldn't get upset
and neither would you.
Love or hate,
there's something there.
It's frustrating.
I know he still loves me
but I don't think he'll tell me.
I know.
I understand that. I understand.
It's good to hear Jemma
finally say sorry.
For what she's done,
I don't know if I'll be able
to forgive her and move on.
She's not going to have with you
what I had.
Definitely.
What?
I did warn her.
It's really stupid of her
to get involved in this...
This is fucking deep.
I know what she's like.
Bunny boiler.
Stop doing stuff to hurt each other.
Me and Hawley are finally over
the whole game-playing situation.
I do believe he still loves me
and wants me back.
Cuddle?
'It might be civil now,
but brace yourselves.'
'World War Three
is about to break out,
with the next ex exploding
onto the scene.'
'T minus 12 hours.'
(evil cackle)
It's time to put Charlotte
out of her misery and end things.
I want different things.
I've gone on a date,
had the best time with Lillie.
It was fun.
We really got on.
Maybe I shouldn't have
strung you along...
I don't know if you thought that
there was more.
I'm worried how she'll take it.
I've spent a couple of days with her
and she thinks I like her
more than I do.
I'm not expecting
a fucking relationship or anything.
I dunno. I was excited to see you
when you got back, and like...
Fucking, whatever.
I know it's not fair on you,
but I wanted to be honest with you.
Just... I like her more.
He's got the cheek to tell me
he fancies Lillie more than me.
Fucking hell, mate.
I am dying to pour this drink
all over you.
But I don't wanna waste it.
Fucking twat.
I don't want to be pressured into
having a girlfriend.
Oh, my God. I don't understand
why you think like that.
Why was you crying, babe?
I wasn't.
Everyone loves you. Honestly.
You're amazing.
Don't let Bear make you feel
like a cunt.
All we've done is spoon
and a blowjob.
It was good. The best.
You're a fucking gimp.
I don't want a relationship.
I think you're acting like
I'm more bothered than I am.
I liked you. I think you're fit.
I get on with you.
But my main thing is like, I know.
I feel like someone's gonna come in.
My ex, who I do wanna get back with.
I know she likes me.
But because I don't like her,
she's like, "Oh, I don't care.
I've got my ex to think about."
You're lying.
When you split up,
that should be it.
How the hell can you say that?
You know fuck all about me.
Cos they don't want you.
Shut the fuck up.
You're pissing me off.
Bore off. You're actually painful.
I regret going there with Bear.
What's the fucking point?
He's got a tiny dick.
See you by the dancefloor.
Fucking Bear off!
Seriously, babe,
you need to chuff the fuck off.
We are all fucking buzzing for this.
Let's get the night fucking going.
Never have I ever had a threesome.
Ninety per cent of the villa drank.
Never have I ever had a wank
in the villa.
Jemma has though!
Oops!
Never have I ever been in love
with someone who's here now.
Never ever have I done something
in this villa I regret.
Hm.
Olivia.
Fuck.
I seriously need to tell Lillie
that I've got with Gaz,
but it's so awkward.
Never have I ever touched
Gary Beadle's dick in this villa.
It's supposed to be a game.
Everyone's out to hurt one another.
I'm not like that.
That's not my nature.
Do we have to say that?
"Touch"?
Through the pants or literally?
(Jordan) Who's touched it?
Oh, wow.
I'd have never of thought
she'd do that.
(indistinct chatter)
You touched it, Charlotte.
I haven't touched his dick.
Don't fucking lie, Charlotte.
It's none her business.
Stay the fuck out.
She went like that.
Slapped it.
Who drank?
Gemma, Olivia.
Did you drink as well?
I slapped it, apparently.
Best not tell porky pies here
cos you two went to the penthouse.
But I never touched it.
I didn't get wanked off,
she didn't suck it.
We did nothing.
You said they were fighting
over your it.
When have the words
"fighting over my dick"
come out of my mouth?
I'm just speechless.
I kissed him.
We kissed and we went to bed.
Who did you kiss?
What?
Lillie's asking questions.
Who did you kiss?
Charlotte and Olivia.
We didn't do anything.
You didn't tell me that.
It was a three-way kiss.
I just got here as his ex.
I'm single.
I can do what the fuck I want.
What's happened between you both?
Me and Gary have been in the same
bed for two or three nights.
I'm not bothered about Charlotte
cos I think it was a bit of a joke.
But I feel like Olivia
has maybe been hiding something.
We've not had sex.
We've messed about.
Have you kissed?
Yeah.
Why is she saying...
Like...
Olivia is lying. I'm taking all
the guilt for getting with Gaz.
She's sat like a princess.
Has his dick been inside you?
Yes, it did.
His willy went inside for how long?
Why do I have to explain
how many seconds
his dick's been inside of me?
Could have been an hour.
Who fucking cares?
I'm single. He's single.
Thank you!
She's making out we had sex.
Olivia had the tip in.
What the difference, babe?
Look it up, it's called sex.
I don't have a problem
with you getting with people.
My problem is that
I really did like Olivia
and she hasn't even told me
she's kissed you.
She's had 24 hours to mention it
before she got to know me.
It should have been
the first thing she said to me.
The first thing I did was tell you.
That's what you should have done.
That's a big thing.
Because Lillie's your friend.
I don't know Lillie.
I can tell her when I want.
She's your friend!
She's your friend!
You had the same dick as me,
admit it.
Olivia told me
you put your dick in her twice!
Oh, wow!
First night. The other night.
Yo, I'm loving this.
Tell me when we've had sex.
I turn over, she's wet, I'm naked,
it literally...
I'm talking that much.
A dick inside you is sex.
Jemma. Jemma.
Why are you doing this?
Jemma, you horsed get all over.
Olivia hasn't actually had full sex.
There's a difference.
You're a slag.
(narrator) 'Takes one to know one.'
Jemma. Jemma!
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this, seriously?
Jemma, you've been rattled, like,
fucked by two guys,
and you're trying to make out
I have, too?
Digging us out in front of Lillie?
Bring it on.
I feel so sorry for Lillie.
She deserves a cuddle.
Cos you two are bezzies now, are ya?
He's getting aggressive
cos he's upset.
Don't have a go at me
for having fun.
You did exactly the same.
I admit to what I've done.
You don't.
You sit there like a princess
and you've had the same cock as me.
It's two-two. Don't be nasty.
You've had two dicks in you.
Sex is dick in pussy.
I'm just too trustworthy.
I think people are nice
when they're not.
Jemma, you'd fucking bang anyone.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you would.
If someone took you
to the penthouse, you'd bang them.
I don't know why I'm crying.
It's the whole, like, situation
just...
(narrator) 'Save your tears, Lillie.'
'Things are about to go
from bad to worse.'
'The next ex is ready
to wreak havoc
and they'll be washing up
in T minus eight hours.'
How's everyone feeling today?
Got a bit silly.
Morning.
Hi.
I feel a bit isolated
and on my own today.
Jemma has completely
thrown me under the bus.
Trying to make out
that I'm a liar, slag, bitch.
But I'm not. She is.
My head's
a bit all over the place.
Just feel a bit sad
about last night.
Olivia's been acting like my friend.
The whole time she slept with Gary.
It's just a bit of
an uncomfortable situation.
Second night, Lillie,
in the crazy villa.
Can't get any worse, can it?
Gaz denied he fucked Olivia.
Now it's all come out.
Do I care? No.
I just wanna kiss Lillie.
'She's Bear's girl now.'
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Bear and Lillie. Billie!
Hawley, ever since
he's had the chat with Jemma,
has been off with me.
I don't know where I stand.
I just hope that we can
properly sort things out.
I'm single, and I like Lillie.
She's got the whole package.
I'd like to get
to know her more so...
It's just good times from now.
(narrator)
'With Gary getting found out,
the Tablet of Terror
has given him an opportunity
to make amends with Lillie.'
We need this date to talk.
It's gonna be hard.
I don't know what she's gonna say.
I'm actually looking forward to it.
We had the best relationship.
I'd still vouch for that.
We had an amazing relationship.
There was nothing bad.
And you went from that
to we broke up at an airport
and never spoke again.
I want him to really take in
and take on board
what an idiot and nasty person
he's been.
And I want him to feel bad for it.
I think it's sad
that if I never came out here,
I don't think we'd have ever had
this conversation.
I didn't have time to go
and sit down and have a coffee
and discuss it.
I had to be somewhere else.
It's shit,
but that's the life I live.
I was with Gary, and all I've seen
since the break-up is Gaz.
It's not you.
That's not who you are.
I, honestly, hand on heart,
do think Gary was the one.
I've never loved anyone
the way I loved him.
Maybe the Gary I was with
was, like...
Was that real? Was that, like...
Lillie knows the real me.
Like, how I am at home,
or with my family.
That's the hardest thing.
She's thinking that's slipping away
but it's not. I'm still me.
So you're saying
the way I am with you
and the way I am around my family,
you think that was all
just a fucking act?
No, that is me.
I don't know how you could do what
you've done to me and my family.
I'd have done anything for you.
I loved you.
I didn't want to have to justify
why we broke up to the whole world.
It was no one else's business.
But you made it everyone's business.
You tweeted,
the day after we broke up,
without saying to me,
"Lil, just to let you know,
I think I've got to write
something publicly."
I hadn't told my friends and family.
Yeah, but why would you not think,
"I should probably tell Lillie
because I'm gonna tell
my followers."
Tell me how you would have
dealt with me doing that.
'With Gaz and Lillie on their date,
Bear is confident nothing
is going to get in the way of Billie.
What do you think Lillie's gonna do?
Think she'll go back?
I've given Lillie a bit of space.
A lot's going on at the minute.
It's obvious she likes me.
I don't give fuck what Gaz thinks.
I don't.
She seems pretty strong, like...
I give credit to her
cos when I spoke with my boyfriend,
I couldn't leave him alone.
I think Gaz feels like he's lost her
and he's missed out on a good thing.
I'm really happy spending time
with Gary, at the minute.
But if Gary came back and says,
"I still have feelings
for this girl",
he wants to crack on with her,
that wouldn't be good.
If your bird comes in and fancies me.
I might crack on.
I'm single.
Yep.
Whatever.
No loyalties to anyone.
What...
What was the reason we broke up?
That was one of the hardest
decisions I've ever had to make.
At the point where we were at
in our relationship,
or picking your work.
It's all I've ever had in my life.
The only thing I'm half good at.
Like...
That's what I've got used to.
I just had to pick what I thought,
at the time, was best for me.
As hard as that was,
it meant leaving you.
In my crazy, hectic life
over the past five or six years,
that's the only girl
I've ever made my girlfriend.
She knows me.
That's why that choice was so hard.
I'm sorry for the way
I treated you after.
I'm sorry I didn't message
your family.
They were nothing but nice to us.
Seeing Gary so upset confirms,
for me,
that it was as real and as hard
for Gary as it was for me.
I kinda didn't have time to stop
and think about seeing you
or speaking to you again. So...
(sighs)
I can accept...
I know you're sorry.
I knew the second I got on the beach.
I could see guilt in your eyes.
I knew you felt bad. I get that.
I know he is the Gary that I loved.
Sometimes the best people
in your life do hurt you.
The best memories of my life
were with you.
You made me realise
that there's more to life
than what I was just doing.
And since I've been with you,
the amount of people who've said,
"You've matured so much".
That I've changed. It's cos of you.
I can never, ever thank you enough
for that.
You did make us grow up a lot.
It's just hard, man.
This isn't just someone
I slept with. It's real life.
(tablet chirps)
(all groan)
Here we go!
It's having my fucking life.
Good afternoon, all stars.
Don't get too comfortable.
It's beach time.
Jemma, Holly and Ashley,
get ready to find out
whose ex is next.
What the fuck!
Fuck off Tablet of Terror.
I've got enough shit going on.
What the hell!
I've cleared things up with Hawley.
This is the last thing we need.
(high-pitched) I don't wanna go!
(narrator)
'Squeal all you like, Holly,
but you'll be screaming blue murder
when the next ex comes crashing in.'
'T minus 3 hours.'
(evil cackle)
How about your ex?
Fucking hate him.
It will kick off if he comes in.
Will he be pissed off you got
with Hawley?
Probably.
Yeah?
I hope it's Holly's ex
that comes out because part of me
wants to get revenge on her for
shagging my ex in front of my face.
It's not going to be
a good situation for any of us
but we've got to deal with it.
(squeals)
Come on, come on.
I wanna go home!
Literally, I'm going to be sick
on everyone.
I'm trying to block out the fact
it could be my ex.
To say I'm not nervous,
I'd be a liar.
I've got a lot of fucking exes.
I'm scared as fuck.
(sighs) I don't know whether to be
nervous or what.
If Scott came out,
he's Hawley's best mate.
So much drama.
Could you imagine coming out
as my ex? Fuck that.
If Scott came in,
I don't know what I'd do.
Especially as my ex,
when he's Hawley's best mate,
like...
Nah.
Gonna be sick over everyone!
I think that it could be
my ex Conor.
He's a little prick.
He slept with loads of girls.
Did you love him?
I really cared about him.
I know now that he did cheat on me
and I'm really annoyed about that.
I feel really, really nervous.
(exhales) I'm so scared!
Is Lillie single, ready to mingle?
(all) Oh!
Hi!
You all look nice.
Oh, my God, we're not ready.
I'm so sweaty.
How yous doing? Yous all right?
I'm hoping Lillie and Gaz
have moved on.
A bird you wanna get with.
I want to get to know her.
We both needed that.
We cried like absolute babies.
I couldn't speak
because I was crying that much.
A chat we should have had
five months ago.
All I needed was for Gary to,
like...
...acknowledge how he's made me feel
and say sorry.
To move forward.
And I feel like we've done that now.
Now that Gaz and Lillie
have cleared up their issues,
I feel like me and Gaz
can progress.
'Don't be so optimistic, Olivia.
This is Ex On The Beach.'
'Things are about to take
a turn for the worse.'
'Strap yourselves in,
the next ex is almost here.'
'Back on the Beach of Doom,
things are about to get very messy.'
I just feel sick.
Gonna be sick over everyone!
(retches)
I feel confused, if Scott
would even dare turn up here.
Think he would?
Don't think so.
If he comes in, World War Three
is about to kick off.
Whatever comes out of that sea
is going to be extra fucked up.
Can I have another drink?
I feel sick.
Are you fucking serious?
All right.
How are you?
Don't touch me.
My name's Conor.
I'm a promoter for one of
London's most exclusive night clubs.
People call me The Poser.
Got the girls. Clothes.
Got the whip, the apartment.
Smashing London.
I party with around 60-100 girls
on a weekly basis.
Course I do all right.
I'm a fucking weapon.
It's be pretty shameful of me
if I didn't take a few girls home.
My ex, Holly, we got on really well.
We used to bang all the time.
I'm coming out to see
if it's something
we could take a bit further.
Absolute weapon.
Conor, I know that it's true.
What's true?
That you shagged half of Dstrkt.
Five minutes, you're kicking off.
Conor, what do you expect me to say?
I wish he'd just say,
"Yeah, I shagged half of London."
I wouldn't care...
Well, I would care.
How many times did I ask?
Five minutes,
you're kicking off.
What the fuck's happened?
She's gone at me like a dog.
When did you even have time to sleep
with all these girls?
I'm staying at your house.
How have I?
Are you still...
Course I am!
Conor, just fucking admit it!
Fucking admit it!
Are you fucking serious?
How many times...
How many times have I asked you?
Holly.
What the fuck? She is going crazy.
You're a fucking nutcase. A weirdo.
Who the fuck does he think
that he is?
I give my mum a fucking kiss goodbye
and I'm cheating on her with my mum!
She's got no proof of nothing.
You accuse me every time.
Shut up, Conor.
What the fuck is she doing?
She's having a go at a guy
for sleeping with loads of girls
and yet she's fucked my ex.
Holly's not exactly a saint.
She's been shagging my ex.
Why are you saying that?
Who the fuck does Jemma
think that she is?
It's my place to tell him.
Is that true?
Are you fucking joking?
Why are you saying that?
She's just a fucking wind-up
little tramp.
She's just jealous
cos her ex fancied me.
Jemma, why would you say that now?
Don't fucking start at me!
I thought we'd sorted it out!
Why would I have any loyalties
to Holly
and why would she think that
I would? That's fucking crazy.
Why are you starting?
I'm on this girls' team.
Why are you bringing it up now?
(shouting)
I'm so buzzing.
Finally got my revenge.
Why are you trying to embarrass me?
Everyone can fuck off.
I can't deal with this shit!
'The Tablet of Terror
has sent everyone on a night away.'
'Hopefully they're on
their best behaviour.'
Oh, my God, it's amazing.
Cheers, everyone.
Cheers.
Here's to our first night out.
To good times. No arguments.
I'm having the best night ever.
Lillie's over there,
she's gorgeous. Yes!
I'm gonna put this out there.
I fancy Lillie. She's gorgeous.
I would like to kiss you.
I got to play it cool.
That was very cool.
Now Gary and I have sorted
things out,
I'm ready to move on
from that chapter of my life.
I do fancy Bear. He's hot.
We have a massive
physical attraction to each other.
Lillie, I'm happy
that you've moved on.
The thought of Lillie and Bear
cracking on should annoy me,
but it doesn't.
That's how I know
there's no feelings still there.
Party people.
Conor!
Hello!
Where's Holly? Where's Holly?
We're all having a few drinks,
having some banter.
Next thing we know,
we've got Jem and Ash walk in.
Who's this fucking breadstick?
He's Conor. Holly's ex.
He's our VIP guest.
Tonight is all about him.
Cheers!
To Conor!
The mood has just dropped.
I have no idea what's gone on,
but I know that it's not good.
What is your intention?
Do you wanna get back or have fun?
I came in to see if we could
take it further.
Jemma dropped a bomb.
Dunno who she's slept with.
It was me.
It's me!
Awkward.
I'm like, "Fuck it." That's
my free pass to do what I want.
Me and Holly, totally done now.
See you later, love.
Holly, are you OK?
Well, I've had better days, Bear.
Put it that way.
So, are you two friends?
Are you two all right?
Well, I do think it was a bit harsh.
You jumped out of your chair
and went for me.
Did she?
I have unfinished business.
I'm not gonna forget it.
We're not arguing now.
Oh, are we not? OK.
Well, shut up!
Shut up!
Fuck off.
Let's have a fucking good night.
It's his first night.
We do not wanna have a kick-off.
'Wishful thinking.'
I'm having a fucking shit night.
But I think I need to clear the air
and sort things out with Hawley.
So, I just feel like
since we had that argument,
you've been really off.
I just feel like you used me a bit.
I slept with you.
I started to like you.
Then you've gone back to Jemma.
It's about time we moved on.
There wasn't anything in it.
That's what spurred me
to make things civil with Jemma.
You had no right in...
OK, I'm a bunny boiler.
I don't like bunny boilers
or swillers.
Them two combined is like, "Ta-ra."
I found out the hard way,
but I'm glad I found out.
I'd rather us just be friends.
He thinks that I'm a bunny boiler
and he doesn't want any more shit.
Babe, it's just cos you wanna
get back with Jemma. Just admit it.
At the end of the day,
Jemma was right.
She told me you were using me,
and you did.
You did.
I didn't use you.
Honestly, I can't be bothered
to talk about it.
She was right
and I should've listened to her.
I'm fucking so angry
that he used me
and made me look like a mug.
Bye.
'You might be angry now, Holly,
but you'll be fuming when the next ex
heats up the villa.'
'Whose ex is next?'
Oh!
Oi-oi!
Party!
Just quickly. Quickly, guys.
As it's Conor's first night,
let him choose the game.
What do you fancy playing?
Let's just play spin the bottle.
Get a bottle. Spin it.
Keep it simple.
(narrator)
'Somebody's played this before.'
I couldn't think of anything worse
that I want to be doing.
(all) Conor!
Yeah.
I dare you to fucking lick
Kayleigh's tits.
That's not awkward!
What the fuck, like,
are you joking me?
Are you winding me up?
Are you winding me up?
(squeals)
Pipe down, for fucks sake.
It's just a game.
(all) Bear!
Go, Bear.
I dare you to kiss Lillie.
I'll have a snog.
Tonight's the night, I think.
I'm excited.
(laughter)
Bear just fucking swoops in.
What the fuck?
Another free date! Grab a room!
(cheering)
Game changer, innit?
It's the bottle's fault.
Gaz.
Truth or dare.
I dare you to snog Lillie
for three seconds.
Why would you do that?
I'll do it if you want to do it.
Bear's purposely hitting on
the real side of things
with me and Gary.
It's not a game if you're
touching on the real emotions.
Five seconds!
One!
Two! Three!
Four!
(all) Aww!
This is the most awkward
situation ever.
(cheering)
Mate, you wouldn't ever
get a bite out of me.
I wouldn't give you
the satisfaction.
My turn!
Truth or dare, Livs.
Dare.
I dare you to kiss...
...Gaz.
That's really uncomfortable.
That's the person I did love.
Why's it always me?
Five! Four!
Three!
Two! One!
I am really being pushed
to my limit now.
You all right?
Why are you crying?
Stop crying.
Why are you crying?
Shut up!
I feel like Bear's trying
to create an awkward situation.
I don't know Lillie well enough
to know if she's awkward.
Maybe I scared her.
(narrator)
'Don't worry about that, sunshine.'
'You'll all be scared shitless
when the next ex arrives
to wreak havoc.'
'Whose ex is next?'
'In case you're wondering,
nope, they haven't gone to bed.'
'They're still paying that game.'
Conor.
Would you rather spoon Holly
or Kayleigh, tonight?
Kayleigh.
Did you see her face?
Why would I not?
You having a laugh?
Who the fuck does Conor think he is?
She thinks she can come in here,
sleep with a geezer,
and I'd pick her.
Is she fucking mad?
Why would you not?
Right, seriously.
(squealing)
Shush. Shush.
(growls)
Conor! Conor!
Shush.
Fucking shush!
(shouting)
Are you joking?
Holly is a fucking lunatic.
(Holly shouting)
Are you joking me?
(screaming) Are you joking me?
Get off me!
Honest to fucking God, I don't
understand what the fuck happened.
(screaming) Get off me!
Are you fucking joking me?
Fucking cunt!
I don't care if you want
to shag Kayleigh.
Just say me.
Don't make me look like a mug.
Shut up, Holly! You're boring!
Is Jemma joking?
Just leave it.
Is Jemma joking?
Stop it.
Come on, then. Come on, then.
Holly is just so annoying.
Just... (squealing)
Yapping Chihuahua.
I'm fine. I'm so chilled.
Holly is a few sandwiches
short of a picnic.
She's fucking crazy.
Gaz, your go.
Holly, would you rather
fuck Jordan
or get back with Conor?
Definitely fuck Jordan.
I'd do it now.
Bollocks, though.
Two can play that game.
He's desperate.
He's gone for my sloppy seconds.
(shouting)
Go, Jordan!
Fucking bonkers, mate.
.
'Ex On The Beach is back.'
'This time it's all stars.'
'Old faces return for another shot
at finding love.'
Am I looking for love? Fucking yeah!
"They'll have
to endure their exes...'
I've never, ever felt like this
in my life.
'Some will have
to deal with old grudges...'
Babe, you've had more dicks
than I've had sun beds.
'As hard as they try
to find their perfect match...'
Right, who wants to finger me?
'Standing in their way
will be the Tablet of Terror.'
I'm cacking myself big time.
'It's going to be hotter
than ever before...'
I wanna ride her. Giddy up, Amy.
'...as emotions boil over...'
You made me realise there's more
to life than what I was just doing.
'...tensions run high...'
I fucking dare ya!
Let's fucking go, kid.
'...and the claws come out.'
...in your face...
(shouting)
'As always,
they'll never know whose...'
She is the most toxic person
I have ever met.
'...ex...
...is...
...next.'
I did not think
that I was gonna feel like this.
Olivia, someone needs to go home.
Liam or Ashley?
I'm so sorry, Liam.
I'm gonna have to say you.
Stitched right up.
Weird, man.
I think you've been disrespectful.
I think you owe me an explanation.
I'm sat with the girls.
I'm telling them my side.
Look what he's done to me
and I've not reacted.
I've just had to deal with it.
They're all choked and upset.
I feel guilty that I've been
with Gaz the past few nights.
Lillie is fit.
I just wanna... (growls)
Has it detected if she fancies me
or not?
Don't know what I'm gonna do
about Charlotte.
Why are you over here?
You're making me look like an idiot.
He says he's not bothered
about Jemma but he is.
Why are you sat explaining
yourself to Jemma?
Chill out.
Fuck off.
She's shown her true colours.
Holly went crazy yesterday.
Last night, I went a bit psycho.
Yeah.
That come out of nowhere.
Nasty.
I wouldn't have just got pissed off
at nothing.
I feel what Holly did yesterday
is bang out of order, like.
I'm already over Holly.
I've pied her, in my head.
I was annoyed that I came round
and you were talking
about the same situation.
I don't know whether I mentioned
I was a bit of a bunny boiler,
he knows it now!
Morning, guys!
I was so taken aback when
Jem told me she'd slept with Gary.
It's not nice to come into that.
She was supposed to be my friend.
This place is a bit overwhelming.
Was that blond always
or was it grey?
Looks better blond.
Seeing Lillie,
it does bring back feelings.
This isn't a bird I've banged.
We need to talk,
and until we've done that,
I couldn't tell you
what's gonna happen.
I really do like Gary.
And after spending
a lot of time with him,
the feelings are getting stronger.
But last night, his ex came in.
I just can't bring myself
to tell her.
It's a bit of a weird situation.
I don't want to get hurt.
Lillie's walked in
and she's gorgeous.
Funny. Clever.
I'm gonna kiss her face.
I need to have a chat with Charlotte
and tell her it's finished,
cos I want to crack on with Lillie,
with nothing in the way.
(narrator) 'There might be one thing
getting in the way.'
'Someone else's ex.'
'They're packed
and primed for trouble.'
'Next ex, T minus 16 hours.'
'With cracks forming,
the Tablet of Terror has decided
to send everyone on a boat.'
'Let's hope nobody
ends up overboard.'
So excited. We're going on a boat!
Whoo!
(all cheering)
We're having the most amazing
boat party!
(all cheering)
Let's toast to having good times
and good fun.
Let's get fucking pissed!
The sea looks great.
The girls look amazing.
Drinking. Music.
Couldn't wish for anything better.
Get in there.
(music plays)
That's your favourite line.
Bear is just making me smile.
I'm enjoying being around him.
You've just made me feel welcome.
No, you won't.
Promise.
No, you won't.
Lillie's way of dealing with this
is to take her attention elsewhere.
She's concentrating on Bear
to take her mind off me.
I want to take the opportunity
while me and Hawley are sober
to clear the air,
get it out in the open.
It's getting relentless,
this tit for tat game.
I want it to stop.
We keep shouting at each other,
doing stuff to piss each other off.
I'm sorry for what I've done
and said,
but I want to draw a line under it
and just get on.
Hawley and Jemma are having a chat.
It worries me a little bit
cos I'll be gutted if Hawley
pies me, I quite like him.
It's like I keep hurting you,
you keep hurting me.
It's the Jemma that I know.
This is why I was with her.
When she's calm, she's mint.
Not just be civil.
I want to be your friend.
Cos I like you, so...
You know I do. I've told you.
Yeah, I know.
I've still got feelings for you.
Otherwise I wouldn't get upset
and neither would you.
Love or hate,
there's something there.
It's frustrating.
I know he still loves me
but I don't think he'll tell me.
I know.
I understand that. I understand.
It's good to hear Jemma
finally say sorry.
For what she's done,
I don't know if I'll be able
to forgive her and move on.
She's not going to have with you
what I had.
Definitely.
What?
I did warn her.
It's really stupid of her
to get involved in this...
This is fucking deep.
I know what she's like.
Bunny boiler.
Stop doing stuff to hurt each other.
Me and Hawley are finally over
the whole game-playing situation.
I do believe he still loves me
and wants me back.
Cuddle?
'It might be civil now,
but brace yourselves.'
'World War Three
is about to break out,
with the next ex exploding
onto the scene.'
'T minus 12 hours.'
(evil cackle)
It's time to put Charlotte
out of her misery and end things.
I want different things.
I've gone on a date,
had the best time with Lillie.
It was fun.
We really got on.
Maybe I shouldn't have
strung you along...
I don't know if you thought that
there was more.
I'm worried how she'll take it.
I've spent a couple of days with her
and she thinks I like her
more than I do.
I'm not expecting
a fucking relationship or anything.
I dunno. I was excited to see you
when you got back, and like...
Fucking, whatever.
I know it's not fair on you,
but I wanted to be honest with you.
Just... I like her more.
He's got the cheek to tell me
he fancies Lillie more than me.
Fucking hell, mate.
I am dying to pour this drink
all over you.
But I don't wanna waste it.
Fucking twat.
I don't want to be pressured into
having a girlfriend.
Oh, my God. I don't understand
why you think like that.
Why was you crying, babe?
I wasn't.
Everyone loves you. Honestly.
You're amazing.
Don't let Bear make you feel
like a cunt.
All we've done is spoon
and a blowjob.
It was good. The best.
You're a fucking gimp.
I don't want a relationship.
I think you're acting like
I'm more bothered than I am.
I liked you. I think you're fit.
I get on with you.
But my main thing is like, I know.
I feel like someone's gonna come in.
My ex, who I do wanna get back with.
I know she likes me.
But because I don't like her,
she's like, "Oh, I don't care.
I've got my ex to think about."
You're lying.
When you split up,
that should be it.
How the hell can you say that?
You know fuck all about me.
Cos they don't want you.
Shut the fuck up.
You're pissing me off.
Bore off. You're actually painful.
I regret going there with Bear.
What's the fucking point?
He's got a tiny dick.
See you by the dancefloor.
Fucking Bear off!
Seriously, babe,
you need to chuff the fuck off.
We are all fucking buzzing for this.
Let's get the night fucking going.
Never have I ever had a threesome.
Ninety per cent of the villa drank.
Never have I ever had a wank
in the villa.
Jemma has though!
Oops!
Never have I ever been in love
with someone who's here now.
Never ever have I done something
in this villa I regret.
Hm.
Olivia.
Fuck.
I seriously need to tell Lillie
that I've got with Gaz,
but it's so awkward.
Never have I ever touched
Gary Beadle's dick in this villa.
It's supposed to be a game.
Everyone's out to hurt one another.
I'm not like that.
That's not my nature.
Do we have to say that?
"Touch"?
Through the pants or literally?
(Jordan) Who's touched it?
Oh, wow.
I'd have never of thought
she'd do that.
(indistinct chatter)
You touched it, Charlotte.
I haven't touched his dick.
Don't fucking lie, Charlotte.
It's none her business.
Stay the fuck out.
She went like that.
Slapped it.
Who drank?
Gemma, Olivia.
Did you drink as well?
I slapped it, apparently.
Best not tell porky pies here
cos you two went to the penthouse.
But I never touched it.
I didn't get wanked off,
she didn't suck it.
We did nothing.
You said they were fighting
over your it.
When have the words
"fighting over my dick"
come out of my mouth?
I'm just speechless.
I kissed him.
We kissed and we went to bed.
Who did you kiss?
What?
Lillie's asking questions.
Who did you kiss?
Charlotte and Olivia.
We didn't do anything.
You didn't tell me that.
It was a three-way kiss.
I just got here as his ex.
I'm single.
I can do what the fuck I want.
What's happened between you both?
Me and Gary have been in the same
bed for two or three nights.
I'm not bothered about Charlotte
cos I think it was a bit of a joke.
But I feel like Olivia
has maybe been hiding something.
We've not had sex.
We've messed about.
Have you kissed?
Yeah.
Why is she saying...
Like...
Olivia is lying. I'm taking all
the guilt for getting with Gaz.
She's sat like a princess.
Has his dick been inside you?
Yes, it did.
His willy went inside for how long?
Why do I have to explain
how many seconds
his dick's been inside of me?
Could have been an hour.
Who fucking cares?
I'm single. He's single.
Thank you!
She's making out we had sex.
Olivia had the tip in.
What the difference, babe?
Look it up, it's called sex.
I don't have a problem
with you getting with people.
My problem is that
I really did like Olivia
and she hasn't even told me
she's kissed you.
She's had 24 hours to mention it
before she got to know me.
It should have been
the first thing she said to me.
The first thing I did was tell you.
That's what you should have done.
That's a big thing.
Because Lillie's your friend.
I don't know Lillie.
I can tell her when I want.
She's your friend!
She's your friend!
You had the same dick as me,
admit it.
Olivia told me
you put your dick in her twice!
Oh, wow!
First night. The other night.
Yo, I'm loving this.
Tell me when we've had sex.
I turn over, she's wet, I'm naked,
it literally...
I'm talking that much.
A dick inside you is sex.
Jemma. Jemma.
Why are you doing this?
Jemma, you horsed get all over.
Olivia hasn't actually had full sex.
There's a difference.
You're a slag.
(narrator) 'Takes one to know one.'
Jemma. Jemma!
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this, seriously?
Jemma, you've been rattled, like,
fucked by two guys,
and you're trying to make out
I have, too?
Digging us out in front of Lillie?
Bring it on.
I feel so sorry for Lillie.
She deserves a cuddle.
Cos you two are bezzies now, are ya?
He's getting aggressive
cos he's upset.
Don't have a go at me
for having fun.
You did exactly the same.
I admit to what I've done.
You don't.
You sit there like a princess
and you've had the same cock as me.
It's two-two. Don't be nasty.
You've had two dicks in you.
Sex is dick in pussy.
I'm just too trustworthy.
I think people are nice
when they're not.
Jemma, you'd fucking bang anyone.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you would.
If someone took you
to the penthouse, you'd bang them.
I don't know why I'm crying.
It's the whole, like, situation
just...
(narrator) 'Save your tears, Lillie.'
'Things are about to go
from bad to worse.'
'The next ex is ready
to wreak havoc
and they'll be washing up
in T minus eight hours.'
How's everyone feeling today?
Got a bit silly.
Morning.
Hi.
I feel a bit isolated
and on my own today.
Jemma has completely
thrown me under the bus.
Trying to make out
that I'm a liar, slag, bitch.
But I'm not. She is.
My head's
a bit all over the place.
Just feel a bit sad
about last night.
Olivia's been acting like my friend.
The whole time she slept with Gary.
It's just a bit of
an uncomfortable situation.
Second night, Lillie,
in the crazy villa.
Can't get any worse, can it?
Gaz denied he fucked Olivia.
Now it's all come out.
Do I care? No.
I just wanna kiss Lillie.
'She's Bear's girl now.'
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Bear and Lillie. Billie!
Hawley, ever since
he's had the chat with Jemma,
has been off with me.
I don't know where I stand.
I just hope that we can
properly sort things out.
I'm single, and I like Lillie.
She's got the whole package.
I'd like to get
to know her more so...
It's just good times from now.
(narrator)
'With Gary getting found out,
the Tablet of Terror
has given him an opportunity
to make amends with Lillie.'
We need this date to talk.
It's gonna be hard.
I don't know what she's gonna say.
I'm actually looking forward to it.
We had the best relationship.
I'd still vouch for that.
We had an amazing relationship.
There was nothing bad.
And you went from that
to we broke up at an airport
and never spoke again.
I want him to really take in
and take on board
what an idiot and nasty person
he's been.
And I want him to feel bad for it.
I think it's sad
that if I never came out here,
I don't think we'd have ever had
this conversation.
I didn't have time to go
and sit down and have a coffee
and discuss it.
I had to be somewhere else.
It's shit,
but that's the life I live.
I was with Gary, and all I've seen
since the break-up is Gaz.
It's not you.
That's not who you are.
I, honestly, hand on heart,
do think Gary was the one.
I've never loved anyone
the way I loved him.
Maybe the Gary I was with
was, like...
Was that real? Was that, like...
Lillie knows the real me.
Like, how I am at home,
or with my family.
That's the hardest thing.
She's thinking that's slipping away
but it's not. I'm still me.
So you're saying
the way I am with you
and the way I am around my family,
you think that was all
just a fucking act?
No, that is me.
I don't know how you could do what
you've done to me and my family.
I'd have done anything for you.
I loved you.
I didn't want to have to justify
why we broke up to the whole world.
It was no one else's business.
But you made it everyone's business.
You tweeted,
the day after we broke up,
without saying to me,
"Lil, just to let you know,
I think I've got to write
something publicly."
I hadn't told my friends and family.
Yeah, but why would you not think,
"I should probably tell Lillie
because I'm gonna tell
my followers."
Tell me how you would have
dealt with me doing that.
'With Gaz and Lillie on their date,
Bear is confident nothing
is going to get in the way of Billie.
What do you think Lillie's gonna do?
Think she'll go back?
I've given Lillie a bit of space.
A lot's going on at the minute.
It's obvious she likes me.
I don't give fuck what Gaz thinks.
I don't.
She seems pretty strong, like...
I give credit to her
cos when I spoke with my boyfriend,
I couldn't leave him alone.
I think Gaz feels like he's lost her
and he's missed out on a good thing.
I'm really happy spending time
with Gary, at the minute.
But if Gary came back and says,
"I still have feelings
for this girl",
he wants to crack on with her,
that wouldn't be good.
If your bird comes in and fancies me.
I might crack on.
I'm single.
Yep.
Whatever.
No loyalties to anyone.
What...
What was the reason we broke up?
That was one of the hardest
decisions I've ever had to make.
At the point where we were at
in our relationship,
or picking your work.
It's all I've ever had in my life.
The only thing I'm half good at.
Like...
That's what I've got used to.
I just had to pick what I thought,
at the time, was best for me.
As hard as that was,
it meant leaving you.
In my crazy, hectic life
over the past five or six years,
that's the only girl
I've ever made my girlfriend.
She knows me.
That's why that choice was so hard.
I'm sorry for the way
I treated you after.
I'm sorry I didn't message
your family.
They were nothing but nice to us.
Seeing Gary so upset confirms,
for me,
that it was as real and as hard
for Gary as it was for me.
I kinda didn't have time to stop
and think about seeing you
or speaking to you again. So...
(sighs)
I can accept...
I know you're sorry.
I knew the second I got on the beach.
I could see guilt in your eyes.
I knew you felt bad. I get that.
I know he is the Gary that I loved.
Sometimes the best people
in your life do hurt you.
The best memories of my life
were with you.
You made me realise
that there's more to life
than what I was just doing.
And since I've been with you,
the amount of people who've said,
"You've matured so much".
That I've changed. It's cos of you.
I can never, ever thank you enough
for that.
You did make us grow up a lot.
It's just hard, man.
This isn't just someone
I slept with. It's real life.
(tablet chirps)
(all groan)
Here we go!
It's having my fucking life.
Good afternoon, all stars.
Don't get too comfortable.
It's beach time.
Jemma, Holly and Ashley,
get ready to find out
whose ex is next.
What the fuck!
Fuck off Tablet of Terror.
I've got enough shit going on.
What the hell!
I've cleared things up with Hawley.
This is the last thing we need.
(high-pitched) I don't wanna go!
(narrator)
'Squeal all you like, Holly,
but you'll be screaming blue murder
when the next ex comes crashing in.'
'T minus 3 hours.'
(evil cackle)
How about your ex?
Fucking hate him.
It will kick off if he comes in.
Will he be pissed off you got
with Hawley?
Probably.
Yeah?
I hope it's Holly's ex
that comes out because part of me
wants to get revenge on her for
shagging my ex in front of my face.
It's not going to be
a good situation for any of us
but we've got to deal with it.
(squeals)
Come on, come on.
I wanna go home!
Literally, I'm going to be sick
on everyone.
I'm trying to block out the fact
it could be my ex.
To say I'm not nervous,
I'd be a liar.
I've got a lot of fucking exes.
I'm scared as fuck.
(sighs) I don't know whether to be
nervous or what.
If Scott came out,
he's Hawley's best mate.
So much drama.
Could you imagine coming out
as my ex? Fuck that.
If Scott came in,
I don't know what I'd do.
Especially as my ex,
when he's Hawley's best mate,
like...
Nah.
Gonna be sick over everyone!
I think that it could be
my ex Conor.
He's a little prick.
He slept with loads of girls.
Did you love him?
I really cared about him.
I know now that he did cheat on me
and I'm really annoyed about that.
I feel really, really nervous.
(exhales) I'm so scared!
Is Lillie single, ready to mingle?
(all) Oh!
Hi!
You all look nice.
Oh, my God, we're not ready.
I'm so sweaty.
How yous doing? Yous all right?
I'm hoping Lillie and Gaz
have moved on.
A bird you wanna get with.
I want to get to know her.
We both needed that.
We cried like absolute babies.
I couldn't speak
because I was crying that much.
A chat we should have had
five months ago.
All I needed was for Gary to,
like...
...acknowledge how he's made me feel
and say sorry.
To move forward.
And I feel like we've done that now.
Now that Gaz and Lillie
have cleared up their issues,
I feel like me and Gaz
can progress.
'Don't be so optimistic, Olivia.
This is Ex On The Beach.'
'Things are about to take
a turn for the worse.'
'Strap yourselves in,
the next ex is almost here.'
'Back on the Beach of Doom,
things are about to get very messy.'
I just feel sick.
Gonna be sick over everyone!
(retches)
I feel confused, if Scott
would even dare turn up here.
Think he would?
Don't think so.
If he comes in, World War Three
is about to kick off.
Whatever comes out of that sea
is going to be extra fucked up.
Can I have another drink?
I feel sick.
Are you fucking serious?
All right.
How are you?
Don't touch me.
My name's Conor.
I'm a promoter for one of
London's most exclusive night clubs.
People call me The Poser.
Got the girls. Clothes.
Got the whip, the apartment.
Smashing London.
I party with around 60-100 girls
on a weekly basis.
Course I do all right.
I'm a fucking weapon.
It's be pretty shameful of me
if I didn't take a few girls home.
My ex, Holly, we got on really well.
We used to bang all the time.
I'm coming out to see
if it's something
we could take a bit further.
Absolute weapon.
Conor, I know that it's true.
What's true?
That you shagged half of Dstrkt.
Five minutes, you're kicking off.
Conor, what do you expect me to say?
I wish he'd just say,
"Yeah, I shagged half of London."
I wouldn't care...
Well, I would care.
How many times did I ask?
Five minutes,
you're kicking off.
What the fuck's happened?
She's gone at me like a dog.
When did you even have time to sleep
with all these girls?
I'm staying at your house.
How have I?
Are you still...
Course I am!
Conor, just fucking admit it!
Fucking admit it!
Are you fucking serious?
How many times...
How many times have I asked you?
Holly.
What the fuck? She is going crazy.
You're a fucking nutcase. A weirdo.
Who the fuck does he think
that he is?
I give my mum a fucking kiss goodbye
and I'm cheating on her with my mum!
She's got no proof of nothing.
You accuse me every time.
Shut up, Conor.
What the fuck is she doing?
She's having a go at a guy
for sleeping with loads of girls
and yet she's fucked my ex.
Holly's not exactly a saint.
She's been shagging my ex.
Why are you saying that?
Who the fuck does Jemma
think that she is?
It's my place to tell him.
Is that true?
Are you fucking joking?
Why are you saying that?
She's just a fucking wind-up
little tramp.
She's just jealous
cos her ex fancied me.
Jemma, why would you say that now?
Don't fucking start at me!
I thought we'd sorted it out!
Why would I have any loyalties
to Holly
and why would she think that
I would? That's fucking crazy.
Why are you starting?
I'm on this girls' team.
Why are you bringing it up now?
(shouting)
I'm so buzzing.
Finally got my revenge.
Why are you trying to embarrass me?
Everyone can fuck off.
I can't deal with this shit!
'The Tablet of Terror
has sent everyone on a night away.'
'Hopefully they're on
their best behaviour.'
Oh, my God, it's amazing.
Cheers, everyone.
Cheers.
Here's to our first night out.
To good times. No arguments.
I'm having the best night ever.
Lillie's over there,
she's gorgeous. Yes!
I'm gonna put this out there.
I fancy Lillie. She's gorgeous.
I would like to kiss you.
I got to play it cool.
That was very cool.
Now Gary and I have sorted
things out,
I'm ready to move on
from that chapter of my life.
I do fancy Bear. He's hot.
We have a massive
physical attraction to each other.
Lillie, I'm happy
that you've moved on.
The thought of Lillie and Bear
cracking on should annoy me,
but it doesn't.
That's how I know
there's no feelings still there.
Party people.
Conor!
Hello!
Where's Holly? Where's Holly?
We're all having a few drinks,
having some banter.
Next thing we know,
we've got Jem and Ash walk in.
Who's this fucking breadstick?
He's Conor. Holly's ex.
He's our VIP guest.
Tonight is all about him.
Cheers!
To Conor!
The mood has just dropped.
I have no idea what's gone on,
but I know that it's not good.
What is your intention?
Do you wanna get back or have fun?
I came in to see if we could
take it further.
Jemma dropped a bomb.
Dunno who she's slept with.
It was me.
It's me!
Awkward.
I'm like, "Fuck it." That's
my free pass to do what I want.
Me and Holly, totally done now.
See you later, love.
Holly, are you OK?
Well, I've had better days, Bear.
Put it that way.
So, are you two friends?
Are you two all right?
Well, I do think it was a bit harsh.
You jumped out of your chair
and went for me.
Did she?
I have unfinished business.
I'm not gonna forget it.
We're not arguing now.
Oh, are we not? OK.
Well, shut up!
Shut up!
Fuck off.
Let's have a fucking good night.
It's his first night.
We do not wanna have a kick-off.
'Wishful thinking.'
I'm having a fucking shit night.
But I think I need to clear the air
and sort things out with Hawley.
So, I just feel like
since we had that argument,
you've been really off.
I just feel like you used me a bit.
I slept with you.
I started to like you.
Then you've gone back to Jemma.
It's about time we moved on.
There wasn't anything in it.
That's what spurred me
to make things civil with Jemma.
You had no right in...
OK, I'm a bunny boiler.
I don't like bunny boilers
or swillers.
Them two combined is like, "Ta-ra."
I found out the hard way,
but I'm glad I found out.
I'd rather us just be friends.
He thinks that I'm a bunny boiler
and he doesn't want any more shit.
Babe, it's just cos you wanna
get back with Jemma. Just admit it.
At the end of the day,
Jemma was right.
She told me you were using me,
and you did.
You did.
I didn't use you.
Honestly, I can't be bothered
to talk about it.
She was right
and I should've listened to her.
I'm fucking so angry
that he used me
and made me look like a mug.
Bye.
'You might be angry now, Holly,
but you'll be fuming when the next ex
heats up the villa.'
'Whose ex is next?'
Oh!
Oi-oi!
Party!
Just quickly. Quickly, guys.
As it's Conor's first night,
let him choose the game.
What do you fancy playing?
Let's just play spin the bottle.
Get a bottle. Spin it.
Keep it simple.
(narrator)
'Somebody's played this before.'
I couldn't think of anything worse
that I want to be doing.
(all) Conor!
Yeah.
I dare you to fucking lick
Kayleigh's tits.
That's not awkward!
What the fuck, like,
are you joking me?
Are you winding me up?
Are you winding me up?
(squeals)
Pipe down, for fucks sake.
It's just a game.
(all) Bear!
Go, Bear.
I dare you to kiss Lillie.
I'll have a snog.
Tonight's the night, I think.
I'm excited.
(laughter)
Bear just fucking swoops in.
What the fuck?
Another free date! Grab a room!
(cheering)
Game changer, innit?
It's the bottle's fault.
Gaz.
Truth or dare.
I dare you to snog Lillie
for three seconds.
Why would you do that?
I'll do it if you want to do it.
Bear's purposely hitting on
the real side of things
with me and Gary.
It's not a game if you're
touching on the real emotions.
Five seconds!
One!
Two! Three!
Four!
(all) Aww!
This is the most awkward
situation ever.
(cheering)
Mate, you wouldn't ever
get a bite out of me.
I wouldn't give you
the satisfaction.
My turn!
Truth or dare, Livs.
Dare.
I dare you to kiss...
...Gaz.
That's really uncomfortable.
That's the person I did love.
Why's it always me?
Five! Four!
Three!
Two! One!
I am really being pushed
to my limit now.
You all right?
Why are you crying?
Stop crying.
Why are you crying?
Shut up!
I feel like Bear's trying
to create an awkward situation.
I don't know Lillie well enough
to know if she's awkward.
Maybe I scared her.
(narrator)
'Don't worry about that, sunshine.'
'You'll all be scared shitless
when the next ex arrives
to wreak havoc.'
'Whose ex is next?'
'In case you're wondering,
nope, they haven't gone to bed.'
'They're still paying that game.'
Conor.
Would you rather spoon Holly
or Kayleigh, tonight?
Kayleigh.
Did you see her face?
Why would I not?
You having a laugh?
Who the fuck does Conor think he is?
She thinks she can come in here,
sleep with a geezer,
and I'd pick her.
Is she fucking mad?
Why would you not?
Right, seriously.
(squealing)
Shush. Shush.
(growls)
Conor! Conor!
Shush.
Fucking shush!
(shouting)
Are you joking?
Holly is a fucking lunatic.
(Holly shouting)
Are you joking me?
(screaming) Are you joking me?
Get off me!
Honest to fucking God, I don't
understand what the fuck happened.
(screaming) Get off me!
Are you fucking joking me?
Fucking cunt!
I don't care if you want
to shag Kayleigh.
Just say me.
Don't make me look like a mug.
Shut up, Holly! You're boring!
Is Jemma joking?
Just leave it.
Is Jemma joking?
Stop it.
Come on, then. Come on, then.
Holly is just so annoying.
Just... (squealing)
Yapping Chihuahua.
I'm fine. I'm so chilled.
Holly is a few sandwiches
short of a picnic.
She's fucking crazy.
Gaz, your go.
Holly, would you rather
fuck Jordan
or get back with Conor?
Definitely fuck Jordan.
I'd do it now.
Bollocks, though.
Two can play that game.
He's desperate.
He's gone for my sloppy seconds.
(shouting)
Go, Jordan!
Fucking bonkers, mate.
.