Catfish: The TV Show (2012–…): Season 3, Episode 9 - Jeff & Megan - full transcript

Jeff believes Megan is the perfect girl for him. After talking for over a year, Jeff is ready to take big steps, possibly leaving his military career and home behind, just to find out once and for all, if Megan is his dream girl.

>> I AM NOT GONNA KEEP THE

CAMERA IN MY HAND FOR THIS,

BECAUSE I THINK THAT THAT'S JUST

GONNA BE MORE INTIMIDATING FOR

HER, SO I'M GONNA HAND IT OFF.

I ASSUME SHE'S COMING FROM THAT

WAY.

I FEEL WEIRD.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, GUYS.

THIS COULD BE IT.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A DALLAS COWBOYS



CHEERLEADER.

>> BREAKING NEWS: AS OF A FEW

DAYS AGO...

>> DAYS.

>> THE NEW MERRIAM-WEBSTER

DICTIONARY, A DEFINITION HAS

BEEN ADDED TO THE WORD

"CATFISH."

>> THE FIRST DEFINITION OF

"CATFISH" IS THE FISH.

>> WILL ALWAYS BE THE FISH.

>> WE'LL NEVER BEAT THE FISH.

>> SECOND DEFINITION OF

"CATFISH": A PERSON WHO SETS UP



A FALSE, PERSONAL PROFILE ON A

SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE FOR

FRAUDULENT OR DECEPTIVE

PURPOSES.

>> SOME PEOPLE AIM FOR EMMYS,

SOME PEOPLE AIM FOR NOBEL

PRIZES.

>> THOSE FADE.

THOSE STATUES RUST.

>> THIS IS POWER.

>> WE ARE FOREVER PART OF THE

ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

ALL RIGHT, WE GOT AN EMAIL HERE

FROM JEFF.

"IT'S BEEN A YEAR, AND I AM NO

CLOSER TO THE GIRL."

>> * WE FOUND LOVE

* IN A STORMY SKY

* NEVER NEEDED NO REASON

>> "HEY, NEV AND MAX,

MY NAME IS JEFF, AND I AM 26,

CURRENTLY STATIONED IN

JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA.

I'M AN ACTIVE NAVY SAILOR

FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS.

IT'S BEEN REALLY HARD TO FIND

THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WHILE IN

THE MILITARY, AND I WILL ADMIT

THAT I AM A FAIRLY SHY GUY."

>> * LIKE A TIDE TO THE SHORE

* I'M ALWAYS BACK FOR MORE *

>> "I'M WRITING YOU FOR A LITTLE

HELP.

I'VE BEEN TALKING TO A WONDERFUL

GIRL FOR ALMOST A YEAR, BUT

WE'VE NEVER MET IN PERSON.

HER NAME IS MEGAN.

SHE'S 25, A REGISTERED NURSE.

SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL, BLONDE,

BLUE-EYED GIRL."

>> AREN'T THEY ALL?

>> * I'M LOST IN PLACE *

* YOU AND I

>> "I MET HER A YEAR AGO.

SHE FRIENDED ME ON ACCIDENT ON

FACEBOOK, AND WE'VE BEEN TALKING

EVER SINCE."

THAT'S WEIRD.

AN ACCIDENTAL FRIEND?

"I HAVE A BIG DECISION REGARDING

WHETHER TO REENLIST IN THE

MILITARY SOON AND COMMIT TO

ANOTHER NUMBER OF YEARS OF

SERVICE.

I'VE TALKED TO MEGAN ABOUT

LEAVING THE MILITARY AND MOVING

TO TEXAS TO BE CLOSER TO HER.

I HAVE NEVER MET MEGAN OR EVEN

VIDEO CHATTED WITH HER.

LATE LAST YEAR, I WENT TO TEXAS

TO SEE HER AND WAS STOOD UP."

>> OH, BOY.

THEN MOVE ON.

>> UGH.

"I'M BEING DISPATCHED

OVERSEAS IN A FEW MONTHS, AND I

WANT TO KNOW WHERE I REALLY

STAND WITH HER NOW.

I ONLY HAVE ONE OPTION:

YOU GUYS.

CAN YOU HELP ME MEET MEGAN?"

SAILOR TO NURSE.

IF WE BRING THEM TOGETHER, I'M

TAKING THE PHOTO OF THE SAILOR

WITH THE, LIKE--WITH THE GIRL,

AND THEN, LIKE, COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

>> HEY.

>> GOOD MORNING.

SO, JEFF, YOU'RE A SAILOR.

DO YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME

ON A SHIP?

>> NO.

I WORK ON ELECTRONICS ON LARGER

AIRCRAFT.

>> SO START FROM THE BEGINNING.

MEGAN FRIEND-REQUESTED YOU BY

ACCIDENT.

TELL US ABOUT HOW THAT ALL

HAPPENED.

>> I, LIKE, RANDOMLY GOT A

MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK SAYING,

"SORRY, I ADDED YOU BY

ACCIDENT."

IT HONESTLY STARTED UP TALKING

ABOUT WE HAD THE SAME TYPE OF

DOG.

WE BOTH HAVE A SIBERIAN HUSKY.

AND IT TURNED INTO, "HEY, HERE'S

MY PHONE NUMBER."

AND IT'S ESCALATED FROM THERE.

>> WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?

>> SHE'S PRETTY MUCH LIKE THE

TYPICAL COWBOYS CHEERLEADER.

FIT, BLONDE.

>> SHE LOOKS LIKE A DALLAS

COWBOYS CHEERLEADER?

>> A LITTLE BIT.

THAT'S REALLY NOT NORMALLY MY

FIRST PICK IN A GIRL EITHER, BUT

THE FACT THAT TALKING TO HER

AND THE ANIMAL-LOVING PART IS

WHAT REALLY GOT ME.

SHE'S ACTUALLY, LIKE, A CARING

PERSON, WHICH IS WHAT I REALLY

LIKE.

A LOT OF JUST LITTLE

CONVERSATIONS HERE AND THERE

JUST LED UP TO ALMOST AN EVERY

NIGHT PHONE CALL.

AND THEN I SENT HER A

VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT THIS YEAR.

>> DID SHE GET IT?

>> YES.

>> SHE HAS A PICTURE WITH IT?

>> SHE HAS A PICTURE OF IT.

>> OKAY, WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING.

YOU HAVE HER ADDRESS.

>> YES.

WE PLANNED OUT ME GOING OUT

THERE TO SEE HER.

AND I WENT OUT THERE, AND SHE

WASN'T THERE.

I TRIED CALLING HER, NO ANSWER.

AND THEN FINALLY I GOT A TEXT

SAYING, "OH, I WENT BACK HOME.

I HAVE FAMILY ISSUES."

I WAS JUST LIKE, UGH.

FOR A WHILE I WASN'T REALLY

TALKING TO HER AS MUCH, BECAUSE

I ACTUALLY WENT OVERSEAS.

I GOT BACK, AND SO I TRIED

DATING A LITTLE BIT HERE, AND

REALLY DIDN'T WORK OUT VERY WELL

EITHER.

>> WHERE DO YOU STAND WITH HER

RIGHT NOW?

>> I DON'T WANT TO SAY I'M IN

LOVE WITH HER, BECAUSE I'VE

NEVER MET HER.

BUT I DO HAVE REALLY STRONG

FEELINGS TOWARDS HER.

THAT'S WHY I KIND OF NEED YOUR

GUYS' HELP.

I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S EVER GONNA

GO ANY FURTHER.

>> HANG TIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA HEAD YOUR WAY AND...

>> HOPEFULLY GET YOU SOME

ANSWERS, SO YOU CAN FIGURE OUT

WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO WITH YOUR

LIFE.

>> SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

>> SEE YOU SOON.

>> LATER, JEFF.

>> BYE.

>> BYE.

[sighs]

>> THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT SHE

DOES SOUND KIND, WHICH I HOPE IS

NOT AN ACT.

>> RIGHT.

>> SHE GOT THE VALENTINE...

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> SO SHE GAVE HIM HER ADDRESS.

>> THAT'S A HUGE THING.

>> THAT'S A BIG DEAL.

SO THEY COULD HAVE, LIKE, A VERY

REAL CONNECTION, EVEN THOUGH IT

JUST SOUNDS LIKE HER PICTURES

COULD BE TOTALLY FAKE.

ANCHORS AWEIGH.

LET'S GO TO JACKSONVILLE.

IF SHE TURNS OUT TO BE A

CATFISH, THIS EPISODE COULD BE

THE DALLAS BUYERS CLUB.

>> * SO THE EARTH

* WOULD DRY OF SONG

* IF I SANG YOU ONE

* CARRY ON

>> THIS GUY JEFF IS THINKING

ABOUT GIVING UP HIS CAREER AND

CHANGING HIS LIFE COMPLETELY.

>> HE WENT TO TEXAS...

>> HE WENT FOR IT.

>> AND THEN SHE JUST STOOD HIM

UP.

>> HE TRIED TO MOVE ON.

>> BUT OBVIOUSLY HE IS NOT LIKE

MR. SOCIAL, SO HE INEVITABLY

JUST CAME BACK TO HER.

AND THAT'S SOMETHING WE'VE SEEN

A LOT.

IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER TO STAY IN

THESE RELATIONSHIPS THAN IT IS

TO END THEM.

[knocks]

>> OH!

>> HEY.

>> HOW YOU DOING?

>> GOOD.

[dog whimpers]

>> I HEAR A WHIMPER.

MAX?

>> IT'S NOT ME.

>> WHAT'S HER NAME?

>> SKY.

>> GOOD GIRL.

>> ONE DRAWBACK OF THE MILITARY

IS THAT YOU DON'T GET TO MEET A

LOT OF CHICKS.

>> I WORK A LOT OF HOURS, AND

THEN--

>> IT'S MOSTLY DUDES AT YOUR

JOB?

>> THERE'S A COUPLE GIRLS THERE

BUT NOT VERY MANY.

>> WHEN YOU GET SOME TIME OFF,

DO YOU GO TO BARS, AND DO YOU

TRY TO MEET GIRLS?

>> BEING SHY LIKE I AM, IT'S

JUST LIKE--IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT

TO DO.

RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN, LIKE,

KIND OF A LITTLE SCARY TO ME

BEFORE.

MY WHOLE LIFE, AFTER I STARTED

TALKING TO MEGAN, JUST STARTED

GETTING BETTER ALL AROUND.

I'VE NEVER HEARD HER SAY

ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT ANYONE.

EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS THAT SHE'S

HAD, LIKE, A BAD DAY, SHE

DOESN'T SAY IT WAS BECAUSE OF

ANYONE.

SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING HATEFUL

AT ALL, REALLY.

>> HAVE YOU EVER ASKED HER TO

VIDEO CHAT?

>> I HONESTLY NEVER ASKED HER.

IT WAS PROBABLY ONLY A FEW

MONTHS AGO THAT I BOUGHT MY

WEBCAM.

>> HAVE YOU SENT HER SOME

RICHARD PICS?

>> WHAT'S A RICHARD PIC?

>> HAS SHE SEEN YOUR JOHNSON?

>> YES.

>> IS YOUR FACE IN THE PICTURE?

>> IT SHOULD BE.

>> NO, IT SHOULDN'T BE.

>> WHOO, IT JUST GOT WARM IN

HERE.

>> HAS SHE EVER SENT YOU A

PICTURE OF HER NAKED WITH HER

FACE?

>> NO.

>> THAT'S ANOTHER RED FLAG.

>> SO EITHER SHE'S SMARTER THAN

YOU...

>> MILITARY VERSUS NURSE.

I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S SMARTER

THAN ME.

>> YEAH.

ALL OF OUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE

SMARTER THAN US.

IT DEFINITELY DOES SEEM LIKE

SOMETHING'S UP.

>> MM-HMM.

>> AS MUCH AS I WANT THIS GIRL

TO BE YOUR DREAM GIRL, AND AS

MUCH AS I WANT YOU TO END UP

TOGETHER AND YOUR DOGS TO

FROLIC AND MATE AND MAKE

PUPPIES, AS MUCH AS I WANT THAT,

THE REALITY IS THERE'S SOME

THINGS ABOUT THIS RELATIONSHIP

THAT DON'T FEEL TOTALLY KOSHER.

>> IF, LIKE, I FIND OUT

SOMEBODY THAT WAS--SHE WAS

LYING TO ME, I WOULD BE A LITTLE

BETRAYED ABOUT IT.

I'M STILL GONNA TALK TO HER.

I'M STILL GONNA, LIKE, GIVE IT

SOME GO AT A CHANCE.

PERFECT SCENARIO: I WOULD BE

WITH HER ANYWHERE.

>> I'M REALLY CURIOUS TO SEE

WHAT YOU'VE GOT AS FAR AS

FACEBOOK PAGE AND TEXT

MESSAGING.

>> YEAH, WE GOT TO SEE THE

EVIDENCE.

>> WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS.

HERE WE GO.

SO, YEAH.

CUTE, BLONDE, NICE TEETH.

>> VERY NICE TEETH.

>> YEAH, NICE SMILE.

>> 456 PICTURES.

THIS IS VERY POSITIVE.

>> SHE'S GONE THROUGH THE

TROUBLE OF FILLING OUT ALL OF

THESE PROFILE QUESTIONS.

OH, IS THAT HER DOG?

>> YEAH, THAT'S ZEUS.

>> CAN YOU HEAR HER IN THE HUSKY

VIDEOS?

>> YEAH.

[dog barking]

>> AW.

>> SEE?

>> WOW, HERE IT IS.

LOOK, THE VERY BEGINNING.

SO JUNE 4, 2013, SHE SENT YOU

A MESSAGE.

"I HIT ADD BY ACCIDENT.

I'M SORRY."

YOU SAID, "LOL, IT'S OKAY, YOU

DON'T NEED TO APOLOGIZE."

>> WOW, THAT'S THE BEGINNING

OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

>> YEAH, THAT'S AMAZING.

THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS, ARE YOU

READY AND ARE YOU EVEN AVAILABLE

RIGHT NOW IF WE COME BACK HERE

TOMORROW MORNING AND SAY, LIKE,

WE GOT HER, TO GET ON AN

AIRPLANE AND GO AND MEET HER?

>> I CAN'T.

>> YOU CAN'T?

SO WE WOULD HAVE TO BRING HER

HERE, BECAUSE YOU'RE BUSY WITH

THE MILITARY.

>> YES.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S

INTERESTING.

WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT.

>> AND IF SHE'S AT ALL RELUCTANT

ABOUT SHOWING HERSELF--IT IS A

HARDER THING TO DO.

>> SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT

AND SEE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'VE GOT

OUR MARCHING ORDERS.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER,

MAN.

>> OKAY.

>> LATER, JEFF.

>> I THINK THIS GUY IS AFRAID TO

ADMIT JUST HOW INTO THIS GIRL HE

IS.

>> * CAN YOU SEE ME

* COUNT TO THREE?

* NO, I WON'T PLAY *

* YOUR HIDE-AND-SEEK

>> IF SHE DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE

THE PERSON HE THOUGHT SHE WAS,

THEN I THINK HE'S REALLY GONNA

BE DEVASTATED.

>> HE'S BASICALLY PUTTING ALL OF

HIS EGGS IN THIS MEGAN BASKET.

>> GET AWAY FROM ME.

STOP LOOKING FOR EXCUSES TO

TOUCH ME.

>> WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S

SENTENCES.

IT'S SO ADORABLE.

>> I'M FILING WITH H.R.

>> SO LOOK, JEFF MET MEGAN...

>> both: A YEAR AGO.

>> LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE MOVING

TOWARDS A RELATIONSHIP.

>> THEN HE WENT TO VISIT HER.

>> IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS.

NOTHING.

TEXTS, CALLS, NO RESPONSE.

THEN FINALLY SHE SAYS, "OH, MY

GOD, I HAD A FAMILY EMERGENCY.

SO SORRY."

HE KNOWS THERE'S SOMETHING A

LITTLE FISHY HERE.

>> RIGHT.

>> WELL, HERE'S WHAT WE'VE GOT.

MEGAN'S PHONE NUMBER, HER

BIRTHDAY: MAY 3RD.

WE'VE GOT THE ADDRESS THAT HE

SENT THOSE FLOWERS TO.

HERE'S MEGAN'S FACEBOOK PROFILE.

MOST OF HER POSTS DON'T HAVE

MORE THAN ONE OR TWO COMMENTS,

MOST OF WHICH ARE JEFF.

MEMES, ART, AND HUSKIES.

IT LOOKS LIKE HER PROFILE'S

PRETTY BUTTONED UP.

ALL RIGHT, I AM IMAGE SEARCHING.

AND...

>> OH, MAN.

>> IMAGE NUMBER TWO.

>> NOTHING.

OH!

>> SHOULD WE RUN A PHONE NUMBER?

>> LET'S RUN THE PHONE NUMBER.

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HER NUMBER.

WE'RE SEARCHING IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, WE GOT ONE!

>> OH, BOY.

INTERESTING.

>> BRANDY [bleep].

>> SO THIS IS BRANDY FROM FORT

WORTH, TEXAS, WHO IS REGISTERED

TO THE PHONE NUMBER HE HAD FOR

MEGAN.

>> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

THE SAME ADDRESS.

EXACTLY WHERE THE FLOWERS WENT.

>> LET'S LOOK UP BRANDY [bleep]

ON FACEBOOK.

>> LOOK, TEXAS.

THE FIRST ONE.

AND WHAT DO WE GOT?

[both gasp]

>> ALL THE SAME MEMES.

AND EVEN MORE INTERESTINGLY,

SHE'S PART OF THE GROUP

MALAMUTES & HUSKIES.

MEGAN IS A MEMBER OF THAT PAGE.

>> OH, LOOK, THAT'S HER

BIRTHDAY.

>> THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS MEGAN.

>> MAY 3RD.

WOW, SO THIS COULD BE THE

SAME GIRL.

>> BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE

LOOKS LIKE.

THERE'S PRIVACY SETTINGS.

FROM WHAT WE CAN SEE, THERE'S A

GIRL NAMED BRANDY WHO SO FAR

MATCHES A LOT OF THE DETAILS--

>> HER BIRTHDAY'S MAY 3RD, WHICH

IS EXACTLY WHEN MEGAN'S BIRTHDAY

IS.

SHE LOVES DOGS.

THE PHONE NUMBER FOR MEGAN LINKS

US TO BRANDY [bleep].

>> I THINK WE GOT HER, DUDE.

>> WE GOT HER.

>> LET'S GO TELL JEFF WHAT WE

FOUND.

AND IF WE'RE GONNA GET THIS

GIRL, WE GOT TO START THE WHEELS

MOVING NOW.

[knocks on door]

HEY, MAN.

>> HOW'S IT GOING?

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS HERE.

FIRST THING WE DID WAS WE RAN

THE PHONE NUMBER.

AND THIS WAS REALLY INTERESTING.

IT CAME UP WITH A NAME BRANDY

[bleep], ALSO FROM TEXAS, AND

THERE'S EVEN AN ADDRESS--

THE SAME ADDRESS THAT YOU SENT

THOSE FLOWERS TO.

WHEN WE SEARCHED BRANDY ON

FACEBOOK, WE FOUND A PROFILE FOR

SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY LIVES IN

TEXAS WITH THE NAME BRANDY

[bleep], SO WE THOUGHT, OKAY,

LET'S LOOK INTO THIS.

SO WE GO TO THE PROFILE, AND

UNFORTUNATELY IT'S BUTTONED UP.

ALL WE CAN SEE ARE BANNER

PHOTOS.

SO WE STARTED GOING THROUGH

THOSE.

THIS IS WHERE WE HAD SORT OF

LIKE AN "AHA" MOMENT, BECAUSE I

DON'T KNOW IF YOU RECOGNIZE, BUT

A BUNCH OF THE IMAGES ON HERE

ARE THE SAME AS THE ONES ON

MEGAN'S PROFILE.

NOW, THE INTERNET'S FULL OF

THESE THINGS, SO YOU COULD SAY,

OH, WELL, LOTS OF PEOPLE POST

AND SHARE.

>> MM-HMM.

>> BUT I THINK THERE'S STARTING

TO BE AN INTERESTING PARALLEL

HERE BETWEEN MEGAN AND BRANDY

[bleep], WHO'S GOT THE SAME

MEMES ON HER PAGE.

BY THE WAY, SHE'S A MEMBER OF A

GROUP: MALAMUTES & HUSKIES.

THAT IS THE ONE THING, IF

NOTHING ELSE, THAT SHE'S

CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT, ARE

HER HUSKIES.

IT'S STARTING TO ADD UP AND LOOK

LIKE MORE THAN A COUPLE

COINCIDENCES.

>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS

PAGE?

>> MM, THIS MIGHT BE THE ACTUAL

PERSON I'M TALKING TO.

>> WHICH MEANS IF THE GIRL

YOU'RE TALKING TO IS NOT ONLY

NOT THE GIRL IN THE PHOTOS...

>> both: HER NAME...

>> IS ALSO NOT MEGAN.

>> * DON'T TAKE YOUR TIME *

* COMING BACK HOME

* WE'LL FALL ASLEEP *

* BY THE STATIC TV

* DON'T TAKE YOUR TIME *

>> I'M PRETTY MUCH LOST, AND,

LIKE, NONE OF IT'S BEEN TRUE.

IT'S HORRIBLE.

WHY WOULD YOU JUST USE SOMEBODY?

>> * FOR I WOULD WAIT

>> THE ONLY THING WE KNOW FOR

SURE IS THAT THERE'S SOMEBODY ON

THE OTHER END OF THAT PHONE THAT

YOU TALK TO, WHO SHARED YOUR

PASSION FOR A LOT OF THINGS AND,

MORE IMPORTANTLY, WAS THIS SUPER

NICE, KIND, CARING PERSON.

THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW WHAT'S

REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE AT THIS

POINT.

WE CAN TAKE A REAL, ACTUAL STEP

TOWARDS FIGURING THIS OUT.

IT'S USUALLY A PHONE CALL THAT I

MAKE ON YOUR BEHALF.

>> I KIND OF WANT ALL THE

QUESTIONS ANSWERED.

>> I'M GONNA GO CALL THIS GIRL,

AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

[phone line ringing]

>> YES, HELLO, IS THIS MEGAN?

>> HI, I AM A FRIEND OF JEFF,

WHO YOU KNOW.

UH, AND YOU MAY EVEN KNOW ME.

MY NAME IS NEV, AND I MAKE A

SHOW ON MTV CALLED CATFISH.

WE'VE BEEN HERE IN JACKSONVILLE,

FLORIDA, FOR THE PAST COUPLE

DAYS WITH JEFF, AND HE FEELS

LIKE HE MIGHT NEED SOME HELP,

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SO

AVAILABLE TO MEET UP WITH HIM.

>> YOU KNOW THAT SHE LIED.

>> EVEN IF IT'S GONNA WORK OUT,

IT'S GONNA HAVE TO START FROM

PRETTY MUCH AT DAY ONE.

IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

PERSON.

>> WE DID END UP DISCOVERING

THAT YOUR NAME IS NOT MEGAN.

IT'S ACTUALLY BRANDY.

[phone beeps]

[phone line rings]

>> YOU HAVE REACHED THE

VOICE MAIL BOX OF 817--

>> HEY, BRANDY, IT'S NEV.

UH, I'M NOT SURE IF WE GOT CUT

OFF OR IF YOU HUNG UP, BUT I

WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU A

LITTLE BIT MORE.

GIVE ME A CALL BACK.

YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER.

THANKS.

GENTLEMEN.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> IT DIDN'T GO GREAT.

SHE SAID, WELL, I DON'T THINK

THIS IS THE RIGHT SITUATION TO

MEET HIM.

AND THEN SHE HUNG UP.

IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN.

I HAVE A FEELING SHE'S OBVIOUSLY

FREAKED OUT.

THIS IS AN UNUSUAL SITUATION,

BECAUSE WE NEED HER TO COME TO

US, BECAUSE WE CAN'T TAKE YOU TO

TEXAS.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?

>> THE NEXT STEP IS I'D LIKE TO

TRY AND GET YOU GUYS TO FINALLY

MEET EACH OTHER.

WHAT COULD BE A GOOD MOVE HERE,

AND WE'VE NEVER DONE THIS, IS I

COULD STAY HERE WITH YOU.

WE COULD TRY TO GET IN TOUCH

WITH HER, HOPEFULLY GET HER TO

AGREE TO MEET US.

MAX COULD GO TO TEXAS...

AND CONVINCE HER TO COME.

THAT WAY WE KNOW AT LEAST WE'VE

GOT A MAN ON THE GROUND IN

TEXAS.

MAX, YOU COOL TO GO OUT ON YOUR

OWN?

>> IT'S NEVER JUST BEEN ME SOLO.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS

ALONE.

>> I MEAN, I THINK THAT'S

PROBABLY OUR BEST WAY TO GET THE

RESULTS WE WANT.

>> YEAH, MAN.

LOOK, I WILL RISE TO THE

OCCASION.

>> THIS IS GONNA GET

INTERESTING.

>> GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.

>> THANK YOU, SIR.

>> FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

>> ALL RIGHT, SOMETHING

DIFFERENT AND NEW AND CRAZY.

I LIKE IT.

TAKE CARE, JEFF.

>> BYE.

>> LATER.

>> SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS.

>> LOOK, SHE LOVES MILITARY MEN.

WE'RE GONNA TREAT THIS LIKE A

MILITARY OPERATION.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

I'VE BEEN WAITING THREE SEASONS

FOR THIS MOMENT.

THIS IS MY MOMENT TO SHOW THAT I

CAN DO THIS ALL BY MYSELF.

I'M PROBABLY GONNA BE DRIVING.

>> SO LET'S GET YOU TO THE

AIRPORT.

>> GOOD-BYE, CREW.

>> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE TAKING MAX

TO SCHOOL FOR HIS FIRST DAY.

ALL RIGHT, DEPARTING FLIGHTS.

DON'T LET THIS GIRL PUSH YOU

AROUND.

>> JUST HOPE I DON'T SCARE HER

AWAY.

>> GOOD LUCK, MY FRIEND.

>> * I'M GONNA FLY, FLY *

* FLY SO FREE

* THEN I'M GONNA FLY *

* GONNA FLY, FLY

>> HERE WE ARE IN DALLAS.

I'M A LITTLE AFRAID OF JUST

KNOCKING ON A RANDOM PERSON'S

DOOR WHO HUNG UP ON MY COHOST.

IT DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR ME.

>> OKAY, SO FOR THE FIRST TIME

EVER ON CATFISH, ME AND MAX ARE

SEPARATED.

I SENT MAX TO TEXAS TO RETRIEVE

A CATFISH.

>> I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO.

I'VE GOT HER ADDRESS.

I AM GOING TO JUST START HEADING

OVER TO HER HOUSE AND SEE WHAT

HAPPENS.

>> SO TEAM NEV IS GOING TO HEAD

OVER TO JEFF'S PLACE, AND WE

COULD TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH

BRANDY.

THAT SORT OF DOUBLES OUR CHANCES

OF SUCCESS.

>> HARD TO GET USED TO THIS.

IT'S KIND OF A LONELY RIDE.

>> [sighs]

>> AND GETTING IN THE DOOR WITH

BRANDY IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE

THE TOUGHEST PART.

IT IS STILL A POSSIBILITY THAT

THIS IS JUST A GAME TO HER.

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?

>> I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM MAX

YET.

[phone rings]

OH, IT'S MEGAN.

DUDE.

HELLO?

>> YEAH, HI.

>> OH, GREAT.

THANK YOU.

>> YESTERDAY AFTER WE SPOKE,

I WASN'T SURE IF YOU WERE GONNA

CALL ME BACK.

IN AN EFFORT TO REACH YOU, MAX

ACTUALLY LAST NIGHT FLEW TO

TEXAS.

HE'S THERE NOW.

HE'S IN DALLAS/FORT WORTH,

BECAUSE WE THOUGHT MAYBE...

YEAH.

WE THOUGHT THAT IT MIGHT BE NICE

TO HAVE A CHANCE TO SIT DOWN

WITH MAX AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT

ALL THIS.

>> ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.

THIS IS WHERE THE FLOWERS WENT.

CATFISH TIME.

>> YOU CAN CALL HIM WHEN YOU'D

LIKE.

HE'S READY TO MEET YOU.

WE'LL HOPEFULLY HEAR FROM YOU

LATER.

[phone beeps]

>> OR SHE COULD HANG UP.

>> NOW WE'RE REALLY GETTING INTO

THE CATFISH CREEPY MODE.

>> DO YOU STILL CARE?

I MEAN--

>> YEAH, I STILL CARE.

SHE KNOWS A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT

ME, AND I'D LIKE TO THINK I KNOW

A LOT ABOUT HER, BUT I CAN'T BE

SURE.

I MEAN, I COULD HAVE BEEN

TELLING HER EVERYTHING ABOUT ME

MY WHOLE LIFE, AND ALL I'VE BEEN

GETTING IS A STORY OR SOMETHING.

[cell phone rings]

>> OH, HOLD ON.

OH, BOY.

IT'S A TEXAS PHONE NUMBER.

HELLO?

>> OH, HEY, MEGAN.

I'M KIND OF JUST HANGING OUT ON

THE PERIMETER OF THE HOUSING

COMPLEX THAT--THAT YOU LIVE IN.

I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU'D

BE OPEN TO JUST TALKING TO ME

FOR A LITTLE BIT.

>> I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW CRAZY

THIS MUST BE FOR YOU.

I'M READY TO GO AT YOUR OWN

SPEED, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

I'VE JUST SPENT A FEW DAYS WITH

JEFF.

HE'S A REALLY SWEET GUY,

REALLY NICE, AND--

NO, HE IS NOT WITH ME.

HE'S IN--HE'S IN JACKSONVILLE

WITH NEV.

>> ALL RIGHT, AWESOME.

>> ALL RIGHT, COOL.

I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

BYE.

I AM NOT GONNA KEEP THE CAMERA

IN MY HAND FOR THIS, BECAUSE I

THINK THAT THAT'S JUST GONNA,

LIKE, BE MORE INTIMIDATING FOR

HER, SO I'M GONNA HAND IT OFF.

I ASSUME SHE'S COMING FROM THAT

WAY.

I FEEL WEIRD.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, GUYS.

GUYS, THIS COULD BE IT.

>> THIS COULD BE HER.

HI.

>> HI.

>> HI, I'M MAX.

>> I'M BRANDY.

>> HEY, BRANDY.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> YOU'RE NOT MEGAN.

>> NO.

>> OKAY, AND YOU--

>> MOSTLY EVERYTHING WAS TRUE,

EXCEPT FOR, LIKE, MY JOB AND MY

PICTURES AND MY NAME.

EVERYTHING ELSE, LIKE, I'VE TOLD

HIM HAS BEEN ME.

>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

>> REALLY NERVOUS.

I MEAN, LIKE, I WANTED TO TELL

HIM SEVERAL TIMES, BUT I JUST

DON'T KNOW REALLY HOW TO, LIKE,

TELL SOMEBODY THAT.

>> THANK YOU, THOUGH, FOR--FOR

DOING THIS.

I KNOW THAT DEFINITELY TOOK A

LOT OF GUTS.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROFILE ONLINE

THAT'S OF SOMEONE ELSE ENTIRELY?

>> THE WHOLE REASON I STARTED IT

WAS, LIKE, I WAS IN A REALLY,

REALLY BAD RELATIONSHIP, AND IT

WAS A REALLY ABUSIVE

RELATIONSHIP.

AND SOME THINGS HAPPENED, AND...

JUST COMPLETELY, LIKE, LOST ALL

MY SELF-ESTEEM.

I GUESS I GOT, LIKE, REALLY

DEPRESSED AND JUST DIDN'T WANT

TO BE MYSELF ANYMORE.

I JUST, LIKE, KIND OF WANTED TO

GET AWAY.

>> AND THAT'S WHEN YOU STARTED

BEING MEGAN?

>> YEAH.

[sniffles]

>> THINGS WITH JEFF, HOW DID

THIS BASICALLY START?

>> I WAS FRIENDS WITH ONE OF HIS

FRIENDS.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

I DON'T REMEMBER ACTUALLY ADDING

JEFF.

>> DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A

RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM?

>> YEAH, I MEAN, I CARE ABOUT

HIM A LOT.

HE'S ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE

I'VE EVER MET, EVER.

I MEAN, LIKE, HE'S SO

UNDERSTANDING ABOUT EVERYTHING.

HE'S ALWAYS THERE WHEN YOU NEED

HIM.

I MEAN, LIKE, HE'S TOTALLY,

LIKE, A DEPENDABLE PERSON, AND

THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I NEED,

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WITH SUCH

JERKS IN THE PAST.

AND, LIKE, THAT'S WHAT I'M

SCARED MOST ABOUT, IS, LIKE, HIM

HATING ME.

>> MM-HMM.

>> I'M NOT EXPECTING HIM TO,

LIKE, GET OVER IT REALLY FAST,

BUT I'M JUST--THAT'S, LIKE, MY

BIGGEST FEAR, IS HIM JUST, LIKE,

TO HATE ME.

LIKE, I WOULD UNDERSTAND,

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF, LIKE,

SOMEBODY DID IT TO ME, LIKE, IF

I WOULD UNDERSTAND, BUT...

>> BECAUSE IT WOULD BE LIKE

THE NICEST PERSON YOU KNOW

HATING YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU KNOW, I--I KNOW WHAT JEFF

WANTS.

YOU KNOW WHAT JEFF WANTS RIGHT

NOW.

HE REALLY JUST WANTS A CHANCE TO

KIND OF SIT DOWN WITH YOU IN

PERSON AND SEE WHO YOU ARE AND

HOW MUCH OF YOUR STORY ACTUALLY

PERTAINS TO YOU AND HOW MUCH

YOU MADE UP.

IT'S NOT NECESSARILY GONNA BE

EASY...

>> NO.

>> BUT I'D LOVE TO BRING YOU ON

A PLANE TO JACKSONVILLE TO MEET

JEFF.

>> YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY SURE.

I'M, LIKE, SO WEIRDED OUT NOW.

>> I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY.

>> I MEAN, I WANT TO.

I'M JUST REALLY, LIKE,

TERRIFIED.

[sniffles]

>> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT

ALONE.

JEFF, EVEN THOUGH HE IS CONFUSED

AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK,

STILL CARES ABOUT YOU.

>> WHEN?

>> TODAY.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH.

I THINK IT'LL BE LIKE RIPPING

OFF A BAND-AID IF WE JUST DO IT

NOW.

>> HE DESERVES TO KNOW.

I'LL MEET HIM.

>> YEAH?

>> YEAH.

YEAH, I MEAN, I'M READY TO MOVE

ON FROM ALL THIS.

[sniffles]

I THINK IT'S TIME.

>> IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU FOR KIND OF BEING

HONEST AND COMING OUT.

IF YOU WANT TO GO AND PACK A

BAG, WE CAN COME BACK AROUND AND

PICK YOU UP.

>> OKAY.

>> IS THAT COOL?

>> THAT'S FINE.

>> IF I--IF I LET YOU GO BACK

AND I COME BACK AROUND, ARE YOU

GONNA--ARE YOU--

>> I'LL COME BACK.

>> OKAY.

>> YEAH, I'LL COME BACK.

>> CAN WE SHAKE ON THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> OKAY, COOL.

[phone rings]

>> OH, HERE'S MAX.

TALK TO US.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

OKAY.

>> HOW THE HELL DID YOU PULL

THAT OFF?

I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU TOO

MUCH, BECAUSE THERE'S A--SHE

KIND OF WANTS TO COME CLEAN

HERSELF TO JEFF.

>> OKAY.

>> WOW.

>> both: OKAY.

>> NICE WORK, MAX.

[phone beeps]

>> I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS,

A LITTLE ANXIOUS.

YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF STUFF

TO THINK ABOUT IN A SHORT AMOUNT

OF TIME.

>> YEAH.

>> * GAVE YOU A MINUTE

* WHEN YOU NEEDED AN HOUR

>> AFTER YOU.

YOU READY?

>> AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE.

>> JACKSONVILLE, HERE WE COME.

>> * ALL THE BRIDGES

* BURNING ALL THE BRIDGES NOW

>> * AND WE'RE BURNING *

* ALL THE BRIDGES

>> SHE MIGHT VERY WELL BE THE

NICE SORT OF CARING PERSON THAT

YOU KNOW.

>> YEAH, AND THEN WE CAN SEE

WHERE THINGS GO FROM THERE.

HOPE FOR THE BEST, PLAN FOR THE

WORST, I GUESS.

>> * 'CAUSE THIS IS ALL *

>> THERE SHE IS.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

>> I'M READY.

>> LET'S GO.

HOW YOU FEELING?

>> REALLY, REALLY NERVOUS.

>> YOU'RE GONNA DO FINE, OKAY?

>> OKAY.

[dog barking]

>> HEY, ARE YOU COLD?

LET'S GIVE HER THAT JACKET.

I HEAR FOOTSTEPS.

OKAY, THERE THEY ARE.

JEFF, THIS IS BRANDY.

>> HI.

>> LIKE, I HAD SUSPICIONS WHEN I

WENT TO TEXAS AND YOU NEVER

SHOWED UP.

>> I KNOW.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT EASIER

THEN, BUT, I MEAN, I DIDN'T WANT

TO HURT YOU, LIKE...

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO

UNDERSTAND IS REAL OR NOT.

>> I'M NOT A NURSE.

I WORK AT A DISPATCH CENTER.

WHEN I MADE HER, I GUESS I WAS

JUST--I WANTED TO BE

SUCCESSFUL, LIKE A NURSE.

BUT I'M REALLY 24.

I'LL BE 25 TOMORROW.

I LIVE WITH MY MOM RIGHT NOW IN

AN APARTMENT, AND I HAVE, YOU

KNOW, THE DOGS.

>> YOU GOT TO REALIZE, LIKE, HOW

HURTFUL.

I WAS TELLING YOU EVERYTHING

BECAUSE I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH.

>> I UNDERSTAND IT.

I MEAN, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO,

LIKE, FORGIVE ME OR ANYTHING.

I MEAN, I'M REALLY SORRY.

I MEAN, LIKE, THE REASON WHY I

STARTED IT WAS IT WAS JUST LIKE

A WAY TO, LIKE, ESCAPE AND,

LIKE, NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH

THINGS I WAS DEALING WITH.

I WAS IN A REALLY, REALLY BAD

RELATIONSHIP.

IT WAS REALLY, LIKE, ABUSIVE,

AND, LIKE, A LOT OF STUFF

HAPPENED TOWARDS THE END,

LIKE I TOLD YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> I JUST GOT REALLY DEPRESSED,

AND, I MEAN, I DON'T REMEMBER

WHY I STARTED IT OR, LIKE, WHEN

I STARTED IT OR WHATEVER.

WHENEVER ALL THAT STUFF

HAPPENED, LIKE, I JUST FELT,

LIKE, COMPLETELY WORTHLESS AND

JUST...

IT JUST FELT BETTER TO, LIKE,

NOT BE ME.

I WAS EMBARRASSED, BECAUSE

EVERYBODY KEPT TELLING ME, YOU

KNOW, HE'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU AND

ALL THAT STUFF, AND, YOU KNOW,

IT'S LIKE...

LIKE A LITTLE PART OF ME THOUGHT

THAT MAYBE, LIKE, NOBODY WOULD

BELIEVE ME IF I SAID SOMETHING

OR, LIKE, PEOPLE WOULD, LIKE,

JUDGE ME.

I DON'T KNOW.

LIKE, I JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS

MY FAULT.

THE REASON WHY I KEPT TALKING TO

YOU, I MEAN, LIKE, YOU'RE NOT

LIKE A LOT OF OTHER GUYS.

YOU'RE A LOT MORE UNDERSTANDING.

THAT'S WHY IT WAS SO HARD TO

TELL YOU, BECAUSE I WAS SCARED

OF, LIKE, LOSING YOU, NOT

HAVING YOU IN MY LIFE.

>> I'M STILL HERE.

>> IS JEFF THE KIND OF GUY THAT

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR OR...

>> YEAH, I MEAN, LIKE--

>> FOR A RELATIONSHIP, OR IS HE

THE KIND OF GUY--

>> I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WITH, LIKE,

TOTAL JERKS ALL THE TIME AND,

LIKE, GUYS THAT MAKE ME FEEL

LIKE CRAP.

AND HE'S NOT LIKE THAT.

I WANT YOU TO GET TO KNOW ME.

>> MM-HMM.

>> LIKE, I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE

OF US TO GET HURT AGAIN.

>> THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO NOW

EXCEPT FOR FORWARD.

MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING WE CAN

DO TO TALK TOMORROW.

>> I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A GOOD

PLACE.

TOMORROW IS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY

FOR YOU GUYS TO SIT DOWN AND

TALK TO EACH OTHER.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> GOOD TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> UM, I DON'T KNOW.

HUG, WHATEVER?

>> WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

>> BYE.

>> SEE YOU, MAX.

>> BYE, JEFF.

>> BYE.

>> * AIN'T MADE UP *

* YOUR MIND YET

>> YOU GOT THROUGH IT.

>> I KNOW HE STILL HAS QUESTIONS

AND STUFF, BUT, LIKE, I'M

WILLING TO ANSWER ANYTHING HE

WANTS TO KNOW.

>> HOW WAS THAT FOR YOU?

>> LIKE SHE SAID, SHE NEVER

MEANT TO HURT ANYBODY.

SHE NEVER--SHE WAS TRYING TO GET

AWAY FROM THE BAD THINGS IN HER

LIFE, NOT PUSH BAD THINGS ONTO

OTHERS.

>> YOU DID A REALLY NICE JOB.

>> [sighs]

>> HOPEFULLY WE CAN, LIKE, SEE

WHAT'S DOWN THE ROAD.

>> * HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING

* ON SOME

>> FIGURE IT OUT.

>> * REVELATION

>> THIS EPISODE OF CATFISH: THE

TV SHOW CONTINUES NOW.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

>> all: HEY!

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

25.

>> YEAH.

>> DO YOU HAVE A WISH?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

HAVE A HAPPIER YEAR.

>> I GUESS LAST YEAR WAS A

TRANSFORMATIVE, DIFFICULT YEAR.

>> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE KIND OF

BEEN ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY FOR

A LITTLE BIT, COMING CLEAN.

YOU GOT TO DEACTIVATE THAT

PROFILE.

>> I'M READY TO, LIKE, PUT IT

BEHIND ME AND JUST MOVE FORWARD.

>> SO HERE YOU GO.

SIGN IN.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S KILL

THAT ACCOUNT.

WOW.

I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF A PERFECT

DAY.

IT'S YOUR 25TH BIRTHDAY, NEW

YEAR, AND YOU NO LONGER HAVE

MEGAN'S CRUTCH TO HELP YOU FEEL

BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF.

NOW IT'S ALL ON YOU.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?

>> [laughs]

>> YOU JUST GAVE YOURSELF YOUR

FIRST OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY GIFT.

NICELY DONE.

LET'S HEAD OVER TO JEFF'S.

YOU CAN START 25 FRESH.

>> * I SEE A WORLD

* A WORLD TURNING IN

* ON ITSELF

* ARE WE JUST LIKE

* HUNGRY WOLVES TRAVELING

* IN THE NIGHT?

* I DON'T WANT *

* NO MUSIC TONIGHT

[knocks]

>> HEY.

>> HEY, GUYS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

>> THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

>> WHAT'D YOU SAY?

>> I SAID SHE LOOKS PRETTY.

>> both: OH.

>> YEAH.

>> GO.

>> THERE HE GOES!

HEY.

>> HI.

>> OH, LOOK, SHE LIKES YOU RIGHT

AWAY.

>> HI.

>> OH, LOOK AT THIS.

THEY'RE FAST FRIENDS.

ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GUYS HANG OUT

FOR A LITTLE BIT.

MAX AND I ARE GOING TO GO.

ENJOY THIS LITTLE BIT OF TIME

THAT YOU HAVE.

>> SEE YOU IN A BIT.

I HOPE THAT HE CAN GET HIS HEAD

AROUND THIS, BECAUSE HE SHOULD.

>> SHE'S GREAT.

>> I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT,

LIKE, I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY

FOR EVERYTHING I DID.

I KNOW, LIKE, WHAT I DID WAS

REALLY HORRIBLE, AND I GET IT.

AND, YOU KNOW, IT REALLY EATS

ME UP WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT I

DID.

LIKE, IT MAKES ME SICK THINKING

ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I JUST WANT

YOU TO KNOW THAT I CARE ABOUT

YOU A LOT.

I HOPE YOU REALLY DO GIVE ME,

LIKE, A CHANCE TO PROVE THAT I

CAN, LIKE, MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

>> [clears throat]

YOU HAVE A THOUSAND GOOD

QUALITIES.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO

HIDE THEM.

BUT OBVIOUSLY IT HELPED YOU COPE

WITH IT, SO I DON'T BELIEVE

THAT, LIKE, YOU MEANT TO TRY TO

HURT ANYBODY.

I JUST--IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE

BIT OF A CHALLENGE TO PURSUE

THINGS.

>> I MEAN, I GET THAT.

I MEAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I JUST--I DON'T--I DON'T

WANT TO LOSE YOU, LIKE, AT ALL.

>> I STILL THINK YOU'RE AN

AMAZING GIRL.

I'M REALLY GLAD YOU OPENED UP TO

ME AND YOU CAME OUT HERE TO SEE

ME.

I STILL FEEL LIKE--LIKE I KNOW

YOU PRETTY WELL.

I LIKE YOU.

YOU'RE INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE,

SWEET, KIND.

I MEAN, I'M GLAD I GOT TO MEET

YOU FINALLY.

>> ME TOO.

>> I COULD SEE THIS GOING ON

AS--THEN BECOMING SOMETHING

MORE.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU NOW THAT

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE,

NOW THAT I FINALLY MET YOU.

>> I'M GLAD.

THAT'S A RELIEF.

>> [laughs]

>> HEY, GUYS.

HOW'S IT GOING?

>> GOOD.

IT WAS PRETTY RELAXING TO

ACTUALLY GET TIME TO SIT DOWN

AND JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER.

>> THERE'S ALREADY SORT OF,

LIKE, A CLOSENESS AND A WARMTH

BETWEEN YOU GUYS THAT YESTERDAY

OBVIOUSLY WASN'T QUITE THERE

YET.

>> both: YEAH.

>> I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT

HAPPENS.

>> WHY DON'T WE GET A PICTURE?

>> YEAH.

WE'LL ALL SALUTE.

>> [laughs]

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> IT WAS GREAT TO MEET YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT.

[laughs]

BYE.

>> BYE, BRANDY.

KEEP THOSE PLANES SAFE.

>> YOU HANDLED THIS REALLY WELL.

>> THANKS.

I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING TO

HAPPEN OVERNIGHT, BUT I DO HOPE

THAT SOMETHING HAPPENS.

I FEEL A LOT BETTER.

[computer ringing]

>> JEFF.

>> YO.

>> HEY, DUDE.

HOW IS BRANDY?

>> I STILL WANT TO TALK TO HER.

I STILL WANT TO BE WITH HER.

BUT I'VE BEEN KIND OF, LIKE,

HESITANT TO TRY TO, LIKE, PURSUE

AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP, BECAUSE

IN SEVEN DAYS, I GO TO--OVERSEAS

AGAIN.

>> I KNOW, IT'S HARD MOVING

AROUND ALL THE TIME, BUT

HOPEFULLY YOU AND BRANDY CAN

FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

>> I WANT TO.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAN.

GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.

BE SAFE OVERSEAS.

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, BYE.

>> SEE YOU, MAN.

[computer rings]

>> all: HEY.

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN WITH YOU

AND JEFF?

>> I MEAN, I WANT A RELATIONSHIP

WITH HIM, BUT HE LEAVES IN,

LIKE, A WEEK, SO I DON'T KNOW

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

BUT I'VE BEEN GOING TO

COUNSELING.

IT'S MADE IT EASIER, LIKE,

DEALING WITH EVERYTHING NOW.

>> THAT'S SUCH A BIG STEP THAT

YOU ACTUALLY WENT AND DID THAT

WHEN THE SHOW ENDED.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

>> I'M KIND OF PROUD OF MYSELF

TOO, BECAUSE IT WAS HARD TO KIND

OF ADMIT THAT I NEEDED HELP.

I'M GLAD I WENT ON THIS SHOW AND

DECIDED TO DO IT, BECAUSE, I

MEAN, IF I WOULDN'T HAVE, I--

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D BE RIGHT

NOW.

>> YOU SEEM TO BE IN A REALLY

GOOD PLACE, SO WE'RE HAPPY TO

SEE THAT.

>> THANK YOU GUYS FOR

EVERYTHING.

>> BYE.

>> BYE.

>> I'VE BEEN TALKING TO A GIRL

NAMED BROGAN.

>> IS IT OKAY IF WE BRING A

SUPERMODEL ON THIS EPISODE?

>> THAT'D BE COOL, YEAH.

>> LET'S DO THIS.

>> I NEVER FOUND ANYONE I HAD

THAT MUCH IN COMMON WITH.

>> SO SHE'S JUST, LIKE, PERFECT?

>> EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SHE

DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE

PLANET.

>> WHO IS THE PERSON THAT BIANCA

HAS BEEN TALKING TO ON THE

PHONE?

>> IS THAT HER?

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> IT ALL COULD JUST BE A LIE.

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