Catfish: The TV Show (2012–…): Season 3, Episode 8 - Miranda & Cameryn - full transcript

After years of online chats and late night calls Miranda discovered that Cameryn was not the man he claimed to be. She confronted him only to be given another suspicious profile. Is the man she loves someone else entirely?

>> OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.

>> I'M NERVOUS.

[sighs]

>> WE JUST CONTINUE TO WAIT.

SAYING SORRY AGAIN.

>> SORRY FOR WHAT?

>> IS IT OKAY IF I, LIKE, GO

WALK?

[sobs]

>> WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT

MARRYING THIS GUY?



>> YEAH.

>> I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO JUGGLE

FOUR.

OH.

ONE, TWO.

NO.

IS IT, BUH, BUH?

NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

CAN SOMEONE GOOGLE THAT FOR ME?

[laughs]

OKAY.

OOH, LOOK AT THE SUBJECT LINE.

>> IT'S FROM MIRANDA.



>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

"MY NAME IS MIRANDA.

I'M 21, AND I LIVE IN A SMALL

TOWN CALLED OWATONNA,

MINNESOTA."

>> WAIT, WE'RE IN MINNESOTA NOW.

>> "I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH A MAN

NAMED CAMERYN SINCE 2011 WHOM

I'VE NEVER MET.

>> * IT'S ALMOST LIKE *

* YOU'RE MADE FOR ME *

* SOMETHING SAYS

* IT'S MEANT TO BE *

>> "OUR NIGHTLY RITUAL WAS TO

ALWAYS TALK ON THE PHONE BEFORE

BED.

NOT ONLY AM I IN LOVE WITH THE

PERSON ON THE OTHER END OF THE

PHONE, BUT HE IS MY VERY BEST

FRIEND."

>> * YOU'RE MY DREAM COME TRUE *

* WHEN I, WHEN I

* WHEN I SEE YOUR EYES

>> "I WAS NEVER REALLY THAT

SUSPICIOUS UNTIL I WAS IN THE

TOWN HE SUPPOSEDLY LIVES IN IN

CALIFORNIA.

CAMERYN HAD A STRING OF LIES AND

EXCUSES."

>> HMM.

>> "HIS WEB CAMERA WAS BROKEN,

AND HE COULDN'T MEET BECAUSE HE

HAD FAMILY EMERGENCIES OR HIS

CAR BROKE DOWN."

>> RIGHT.

>> WE'VE HEARD ALL THAT BEFORE.

>> YEAH.

>> "I CONFRONTED HIM, AND

EVENTUALLY, HE CAME CLEAN.

HE TOLD ME HIS REAL NAME WAS

JAMES AND THAT HE ACTUALLY

LIVES IN ATLANTA.

I KNOW THAT JAMES LIED TO ME,

AND HE COULD VERY WELL STILL BE

LYING.

I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE

WITHOUT HIM IN MY LIFE.

I WILL NEVER FULLY KNOW THE

TRUTH OR FULLY TRUST HIM AGAIN

UNLESS HE SHOWS HIMSELF

COMPLETELY TO ME."

>> WOW.

>> SO THIS GIRL'S BEEN IN A

RELATIONSHIP FOR THREE YEARS

WITH THIS GUY, LOVES HIM, LIKE,

FOR REAL.

>> ON THE PHONE AND TEXT.

>> SHE CAUGHT HIM.

>> IF YOU LIE A SECOND TIME--

>> JUST, RIGHT BACK AT IT.

MIRANDA, HERE SHE IS.

[Skype alert]

>> HI.

>> HELLO.

>> both: YEAH.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> HEY, MIRANDA.

TELL US ABOUT CAMERYN.

>> YEAH, LIKE, HOW QUICKLY DID

YOU AND CAMERYN SORT OF START

TALKING?

>> LIKE, INSTANTANEOUSLY.

[laughs]

HE'S REALLY CARING.

HE LISTENS.

HE'S COMPASSIONATE.

SO WHEN WE EVEN FIRST STARTED

TALKING, LIKE, I DIDN'T EVEN

WANT A RELATIONSHIP.

>> BUT YOU'VE NEVER

VIDEO-CHATTED WITH HIM?

>> NO.

I LITERALLY JUST WANTED SOMEONE

TO LISTEN AND TO BE THERE.

>> HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED TO MEET

UP?

>> I'VE ASKED HIM A FEW TIMES,

AND HE'S JUST KIND OF DENIED.

JUST DUMB EXCUSES.

I WAS TALKING TO HIM UNTIL

CATFISH FIRST PREMIERED, AND I

WATCHED HOW YOU GUYS LOOKED UP

PICTURES.

AND ONE NIGHT, I FOUND A PICTURE

THAT WAS FROM A CLUB, AND HE

WAS TAGGED AS A DIFFERENT GUY.

SO THEN I TRIED TO INTERROGATE

HIM AND QUESTION HIM FOR A

WHILE, AND HE JUST KIND OF KEPT

THROWING A LOT OF B.S. TO ME,

AND WE DIDN'T TALK FOR A WHILE.

I ENDED UP TALKING TO HIM AGAIN

AFTER A FEW MONTHS.

I JUST NEEDED TO CONFIDE IN

SOMEBODY.

>> AND WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING

AGAIN, DID YOU ASK HIM TO SEND

YOU A PICTURE OF WHO HE REALLY

IS?

>> YES, I DID.

>> HE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT HIS

NAME WAS ACTUALLY JAMES AND THAT

HE'S FROM GEORGIA.

>> YES.

>> IS HE CUTE?

ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HIM?

>> YEAH, HE'S SUPER CUTE.

>> WHY HAVEN'T YOU GUYS

VIDEO-CHATTED?

>> I'M KIND OF SCARED.

LIKE, I'M JUST SCARED TO FACE

THE FACT THAT--WHAT HAPPENS IF

IT'S NOT HIM?

>> WOULD YOU SAY YOU LOVE JAMES?

>> YES.

I LOVE HIM.

BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM UNTIL I

PHYSICALLY SEE HIM, AND I DON'T

THINK THAT WITHOUT YOUR GUYS'

HELP, I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE HIM.

>> HANG TIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA COME AND MEET YOU IN

MINNESOTA.

>> THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU, MIRANDA.

>> YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> THANK YOU TOO.

>> BYE.

>> [laughs] BYE.

>> SHE'S IN A JAM.

>> THAT'S CRAZY.

SO LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

[panting]

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO GET MY

STUFF.

I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CAR.

>> WE'RE IN RURAL MINNESOTA.

>> HEARTLAND.

>> * PLEASE MAKE SPACE

* YOU'RE NOT THAT FAR AWAY *

>> * HERE WE GO, BABY

* YOU AND ME

* DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY

* CAN'T YOU SEE? *

* UH

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

*

AH.

AH.

THINK HE'LL BITE ME?

>> PROBABLY.

>> HE'S NICE.

[doorbell ringing]

BING-BONG.

>> HI!

>> WOW.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> LOOK AT YOU.

>> HEY, MIRANDA.

>> THIS IS OUR CREW, THE WHOLE

GANG.

>> LOOK AT YOUR STYLE, YOUR

OUTFIT.

>> YEAH.

>> TURN AROUND. [laughs]

>> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TODAY?

>> YEAH.

>> OH, A MIXTURE OF THINGS.

SOMETHING I JUST PULLED

TOGETHER.

THERE'S MY MOM.

>> UH-OH.

>> MOM, THIS IS NEV AND MAX.

>> HI, MOM.

>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

WHOLE SITUATION?

>> IT'S BEEN REALLY HARD, BEING

A PARENT, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE

CRYING AND HAVING HER HEART

BROKE OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

IF YOU HAVE SO MUCH BAGGAGE AND

TRUST ISSUES, HOW ARE YOU GONNA

HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP?

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD, SO IT'LL

BE NICE TO SEE WHAT'S AT THE END

OF THE ROAD, I GUESS.

>> SO HERE WE ARE IN

"AH-WATONNA."

>> "OWATONNA."

>> OWATONNA.

>> IT'S A BIG FARM TOWN.

>> ARE YOU PARENTS IN THE

FARMING INDUSTRY?

>> NO.

MY MOM USED TO BE

A DAY CARE MOM.

BEFORE THAT, SHE WAS A NURSE.

BUT MY MOM HAS CROHN'S DISEASE.

SHE'S HAD CROHN'S DISEASE SINCE

SHE WAS 18.

>> OH, WOW.

>> BUT THE LAST FEW YEARS, IT'S

GOTTEN REALLY BAD, SO SHE HAD

TO GIVE UP DAY CARE.

THE DISEASE IS TERMINAL.

BEFORE I EVEN TOLD JAMES THAT MY

MOM WAS SICK AT THE BEGINNING,

HE SAID THAT HE HAD A SISTER

THAT HAD LEUKEMIA.

AND I APPRECIATE, YOU KNOW,

SOMEONE SAYING "I'M SORRY," BUT

IT'S A WHOLE NOTHER THING TO

HAVE SOMEONE WHO HAS ACTUALLY

BEEN IN YOUR SHOES AND KNOW

EXACTLY HOW I'M FEELING, JUST

ANGRY AND UPSET, AND, "WHY?"

AND, YOU KNOW, HE KNEW EXACTLY

HOW I FELT.

WE WERE FRIENDS AT FIRST.

I WAS GOING THROUGH THINGS WITH

MY MOM, AND I JUST WANTED

SOMEONE TO LISTEN.

AND THEN IT BECAME, LIKE, AN "I

LOVE YOU."

>> THROUGHOUT THAT TIME, DID YOU

EVER SAY, "I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET

YOU.

WHEN ARE WE GONNA MEET?"

>> FASHION'S ALWAYS BEEN A BIG

PART OF MY LIFE.

I, LIKE, LIVE AT THE MALL, AND

FASHION CAPITALS IS EITHER L.A.

OR NEW YORK.

I CHOSE L.A.

I WANTED TO GO TO THE ART

INSTITUTE.

>> SO YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY

EXCITED CAMERYN WAS IN

SANTA MONICA.

>> HONESTLY, THAT'S ONE OF THE

REASONS WHY I MOVED OUT TO

CALIFORNIA.

BUT I DIDN'T TELL A LOT OF

PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE COMING FROM

A SMALL TOWN AND THE PEOPLE I

KNOW, EVEN MY CLOSEST FRIENDS,

THERE WOULD BE JUDGMENT.

AND THEN THAT'S WHEN THE EXCUSES

AND EVERYTHING AROSE.

THERE WAS, YOU KNOW, PROBLEMS,

AND HIS PHONE WAS OFF.

I TOLD HIM I WAS HURT.

HE WAS APOLOGETIC, I GUESS, BUT

I DIDN'T REALLY TRY MUCH AFTER

THAT, I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED.

I NOTICED THAT SOME OF THE

PICTURES ON HIS FAKE PROFILE HAD

A CLUB NAME ON IT.

I GOOGLED IT, AND IT WAS A CLUB

IN ATLANTA, AND I FOUND OUT

THEY HAD A FACEBOOK PAGE.

THEY HAD PHOTOS, AND I

EVENTUALLY FOUND ONE WITH HIM

IN IT, BUT HE WAS TAGGED AS

ANOTHER PERSON.

>> HMM.

>> HIS NAME WAS JOSH.

I CLICKED ON JOSH'S NAME, AND IT

WAS A LEGITIMATE PROFILE.

I ACTUALLY MESSAGED JOSH ON

FACEBOOK, AND I EXPLAINED IT TO

HIM, AND HE OBVIOUSLY BLEW HIS

TOP.

HE WAS LIKE, "SOMEONE'S

PRETENDING TO BE ME?"

AT THAT POINT, I BROUGHT IT UP

TO CAM, AND HE JUST KEPT LYING

AND KEPT COMING UP WITH ALL

THESE OTHER STORIES AND

EVERYTHING, AND I JUST KIND OF

WAS LIKE, "SCREW YOU."

THEN, I WAS GOING THROUGH SOME

THINGS AGAIN, AND I HAD TO MOVE

HOME.

A LOT OF MY FRIENDS IN OWATONNA

WEREN'T MY FRIENDS ANYMORE, AND

THEY JUST KIND OF WROTE ME OFF,

AND I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANYONE

TO TALK TO, AND HE WAS ONE OF

THE ONLY ONES THAT KIND OF KNEW

EVERYTHING, AND I WAS LIKE--I

HAD TO TALK TO SOMEBODY.

>> HE ALSO HAD, LIKE, A NEW

STORY FOR YOU WHEN YOU SORT OF

RECONNECTED, RIGHT?

>> HE SAID HIS NAME WAS JAMES,

AND HE ACTUALLY LIVES IN

ATLANTA.

I ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS FAKE

PROFILE, AND HE SAID THAT HE

WANTED TO ESCAPE, LIKE, HIS

REALITY, I GUESS.

HE'S HAD TROUBLES AT HOME.

BUT HE WAS THERE FOR ME, AND IT

BECAME, LIKE, A DAILY THING,

LIKE, CALLING HIM ON MY BREAKS

AT WORK, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,

ALL OVER AGAIN, I'M BACK IN

LOVE WITH THIS OTHER GUY, AND I

DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS REALLY.

>> I'D LOVE TO SEE KIND OF

EVERYTHING YOU HAVE.

>> YEAH.

THERE'S, LIKE, 10,000...

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> SO IT'S GONNA TAKE A LONG

TIME TO GET TO THE TOP.

>> THAT IS A LOT OF TALKING.

>> * I WAIT FOR YOU

* TO SAY THE WORDS

* I WANT TO BE TRUE

>> "I GAVE YOU EVERY OUNCE OF MY

HEART, ENERGY, AND TIME,

ASSUMING I COULD GET YOUR LOVE

BACK AND A FUTURE WITH YOU, NOT

TO GET STOMPED ON AND WALKED

OVER AND TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF."

>> THIS IS RIGHT WHEN I FOUND

OUT EVERYTHING WAS FAKE.

>> * WOULD I WAIT ALL MY DAYS

>> WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT

MARRYING THIS GUY?

>> YEAH.

BUT OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE TO MEET

SOMEBODY TO MARRY SOMEBODY.

[laughs]

BUT LOTS OF "I LOVE YOUS."

>> I JUST SORT OF WANT TO MAKE

SURE YOU'RE SURE THAT YOU ARE

READY TO REALLY FIND OUT THE

TRUTH.

>> THREE YEARS IS LONG ENOUGH,

AND I'M TIRED OF A "WHAT IF?"

I HAVE TO KNOW.

I NEED TO KNOW.

I'M READY.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'RE HERE.

WE'RE GONNA DO IT.

>> OH, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

HONESTLY, IT MEANS THE WORLD TO

ME.

THANK YOU.

>> WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF

IT, YEAH.

>> READY?

LET'S DO THIS.

>> BYE.

>> both: BYE-BYE.

>> IF THIS GUY IS JUST SOME

LOSER WHO'S MANIPULATING THIS

POOR GIRL WHO HAS A SICK MOM...

>> LYING ABOUT HIS SISTER DYING

OF LEUKEMIA?

>> I'M GONNA GET REALLY UPSET.

>> HE'S LIED BEFORE.

HE'S PROBABLY LYING AGAIN.

[knocking at the door]

>> HEY, BUDDY.

YOU READY TO DO THIS?

>> YEAH.

>> GOT THE OLD--

>> I GOT THE NOTEBOOK.

>> YOU GOT THE NOTEBOOK.

>> THE SPECIAL CATFISH NOTEBOOK.

>> JUST GONNA MAKE A PIT STOP

RIGHT HERE.

>> YUP.

WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR PARTNER

ONE OF THOSE TOO?

BEST PART ABOUT BEING ON THE

ROAD.

>> COOKIE.

>> THE FREE COOKIES.

>> COOKIE.

>> I'M SENSING THIS IS NOT GONNA

BE A LONG INVESTIGATION.

WE ALREADY KNOW SOMETHING'S UP.

>> SO YOU READY?

[whooshing]

SO HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR--

THIS GUY USED TO BE "CAMERYN."

MIRANDA BUSTED HIM.

HE WAS USING PICTURES OF SOME

GUY IN ATLANTA.

HE SAYS NOW HIS NAME IS JAMES.

HE SENT HER NEW PICTURES.

>> THERE'S A CHANCE HE COULD BE

THE GUY FROM THE NEW PICTURES,

BUT IT'S UNLIKELY.

>> IT SEEMS UNLIKELY.

>> LET'S DO THE IMAGE SEARCH

FIRST.

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

FIRST PIC OF JAMES, THE GUY FROM

THE NEW PICTURES.

>> both: NOTHING.

>> HERE'S THE SECOND ONE.

>> ALL RIGHT, NUMBER TWO,

NUMBER TWO, DO I GET A NUMBER

TWO?

>> CAN I GET A--UH, OH, OH.

>> NOTHING.

NO HITS ON THE PICS.

>> SO THEN LET'S JUST DO A

SEARCH FOR "JAMES"...

>> JAMES [bleep].

>> WHAT DO WE GOT?

THERE'S A LOT OF FACEBOOK HITS.

THIS GUY'S IN GEORGIA.

>> YEAH, LET'S CLICK ON THAT.

>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

WE GOT SOME PHOTOS.

THERE'S NOT A LOT.

THERE'S THIS GUY.

HERE HE IS WITH HIS FRIENDS.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S KEEP

THIS GUY AS AN OPTION.

LET'S DO A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR

"JAMES [bleep]."

LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> WHOA.

>> DID YOU SEE THAT?

>> SEX OFFENDER.

>> WHAT IS THAT?

>> THERE HE IS.

ALIASES.

WHAT DO WE HAVE?

JAMES [bleep].

>> YIKES.

>> "TRAVELING TO MEET MINOR AND

UNLAWFUL SEXUAL OFFENSE."

AND SHE WAS BASICALLY A MINOR

WHEN THEY STARTED TALKING.

BUT LOOK, "STATUS: CONFINEMENT."

HE IS CONFINED TO A STATE OR

FEDERAL PENITENTIARY.

WELL, MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE CAN'T

MEET HER.

>> THAT COULD BE WHY.

>> HE'S IN JAIL!

>> WE KNOW ABOUT THIS, REMEMBER.

LIKE, YOU DON'T GET COUNTLESS

HOURS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

AND IN THE MORNING, YOU KNOW, ON

THE INTERNET.

LIKE, HE'S HAVING A VERY

INVOLVED RELATIONSHIP.

THERE'S NO WAY HE'S IN PRISON.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

>> I THINK THIS IS A DEAD END.

BEFORE WE GET LOST, LET'S JUST

RUN THE NUMBERS.

HERE IS JAMES' CURRENT PHONE

NUMBER.

>> COME ON, SPOKEO.

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH

ME.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU BRING

ME CLOSE TO YOU.

>> PLEASE, PLEASE.

>> I DON'T LIKE TO FEEL YOUR

BODY WARMTH...

>> GIVE ME SOMETHING.

>> OR THE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST.

>> GIVE ME A HIT.

WHAT?

>> WE GOT SOMETHING.

WHO IS THAT?

>> HANG [bleep].

IT SAYS FEMALE.

>> BORN IN 1970, SO IT COULD

EASILY BE THE MOTHER OF A KID

WHO WAS BORN IN 1991.

>> LIVED IN GEORGIA.

>> LET'S TYPE THAT INTO FACEBOOK

AND SEE IF WE GET ANYTHING.

>> TWO PEOPLE, ONE IN BANGKOK

AND ONE IN QUANG NINH.

>> WELL, THAT'S IN THAILAND.

>> RIGHT.

>> THERE'S ONE.

GEORGIA.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> BOOM.

CLICK ON IT.

>> OH, MY GOD.

WHO IS THIS?

AND LOOK, THERE'S RELATIVES.

JAMES [bleep].

LET'S LOOK UP THIS GUY.

>> SO THIS HANG [bleep] LADY

COULD BE THE MOM OF JAMES.

THIS IS DEFINITELY A LEAD.

>> YEAH, THE PHONE NUMBER'S

REGISTERED TO HANG [bleep].

COULD BE THE MOM OF JAMES.

LET'S JUST GO OVER ALL THIS

STUFF WITH MIRANDA AND THEN

COME UP WITH A STRATEGY.

I'M GONNA CUT THIS CAMERA, OKAY?

CUT IT, TAIL SLATE.

[phone ringing]

>> HELLO?

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

HI, GUYS!

>> HEY.

>> HI.

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'M LOGAN.

>> JORDAN, THIS IS THE LITTLE

SISTER, RIGHT?

>> BUT TALLER.

>> YEAH. [laughs]

>> WELL, RIGHT, THE BIG LITTLE

SISTER.

LET'S GO OVER HERE A LITTLE BIT.

I MEAN, I KNOW YOU'RE HER

REAL-LIFE BEST FRIEND, BUT--

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH. [laughs]

>> HOW WOULD YOU SAY HER

FRIENDSHIP WITH JAMES COMPARES

TO SORT OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH

HER?

>> I FEEL LIKE SOME THINGS I

MIGHT EVEN KNOW THAT JAMES

KNOWS, SO...

>> EXACTLY.

>> I DO FEEL LIKE THEIR BOND

COULD BE STRONGER THAN MINE AND

HERS.

>> I'M NOT GONNA LIE.

I'VE BEEN LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?

YOU NEED TO GIVE UP ON THIS."

AND SHE'S LIKE, "NO, I REALLY

LOVE THIS GUY."

>> YES.

>> THAT'S CUTE.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU LIKE IT?

>> YEAH.

>> YEP, WE NEED THIS ONE.

>> [laughs]

>> WE SPENT THE AFTERNOON DOING

RESEARCH.

IF YOU WANT, WE CAN ALL GO NOW

AND KIND OF GO OVER EVERYTHING

TOGETHER.

>> I MEAN, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING,

INS AND OUTS, SO YEAH.

I'M READY.

>> THE FIRST THING THAT WE DID

WAS JUST A STRAIGHT-UP FACEBOOK

SEARCH FOR "JAMES [bleep]."

INTERESTINGLY, SOMEONE FROM

GEORGIA.

HE LOOKS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY.

SO SO FAR, OUR ONE OPTION IS NOT

BAD.

NOT THE GUY IN THE PICTURES, BUT

NOT BAD.

THEN THE NEXT THING IS THIS.

>> READ WHAT THAT SAYS.

>> SEXUAL OFFENDER.

>> WE WENT TO THAT PAGE AND IT

BROUGHT US TO THIS GUY.

AND IT SAYS UNDER HIS ALIASES,

IF YOU LOOK AT THE LAST ONE, IS

"JAMES [bleep]."

>> THIS GUY WAS ARRESTED

SOLICITING OR SHOWING UP TO SOME

UNDERAGE PERSON'S HOUSE WITH

WHAT SEEMED TO BE SEXUAL INTENT.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIFIC

INFORMATION TO POINT TO HIM

BEING THE GUY YOU'RE TALKING TO.

SHOWING YOU EVERYTHING WE FOUND.

THIS IS PROBABLY A LONG SHOT,

BUT IT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO

IGNORE COMPLETELY.

>> EXACTLY, YEAH.

>> BUT THE NEXT THING THAT WE

DID WAS WE RAN THE PHONE NUMBER,

AND INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, WHEN

WE DO A REVERSE PHONE SEARCH, IT

COMES UP REGISTERED TO THE NAME

"HANG [bleep]."

SO WE DID A SEARCH ON FACEBOOK,

AND WE FOUND HANG [bleep].

AGAIN, IT'S A FEMALE IN GEORGIA.

>> WITH A SON NAMED JAMES.

>> WOW.

>> SO WE CLICKED ON THAT.

>> WE FOUND THIS GUY.

>> I MEAN, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT,

I GUESS HE COULD BE ANY OF THESE

PEOPLE, AND HONESTLY, I DON'T

KNOW HOW I'M GONNA REACT OR

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN REALLY

UNTIL I ACTUALLY AM, LIKE...

>> FACE-TO-FACE.

>> FACE-TO-FACE.

>> THERE'S NO CLEAR ANSWERS.

>> SO MANY OPTIONS, THOUGH.

>> RIGHT.

>> IT'S CRAZY.

>> I'M GONNA STAY OPEN-MINDED,

AND I'M JUST READY TO KNOW.

>> I COULD CALL HIM AND SEE IF

HE WOULD BE, FINALLY, WILLING TO

PRESENT HIMSELF AND MEET UP.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> LET'S GO.

CALL HIM.

>> YOU WANT ME TO CALL HIM?

>> YEP.

I'M NERVOUS.

>> WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO JAMES

MIGHT REALLY BE.

>> HE'S CALLING, HE'S CALLING.

>> HE'S CALLING, OH.

[phone ringing]

>> YEAH, HI, IS THIS JAMES?

>> HEY, THIS IS NEV.

I MAKE A TV SHOW CALLED CATFISH

ON MTV.

>> OKAY, COOL.

I AM MAKING AN EPISODE RIGHT

NOW, AND THE PURPOSE OF THIS

EPISODE IS TO HELP A YOUNG LADY

NAMED MIRANDA MEET YOU.

>> WELL, WHAT IS YOUR

HESITATION?

I MEAN, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU

WOULDN'T WANT TO MEET HER IF

YOU DO LOVE HER AS MUCH AS YOU

SAY YOU DO.

>> IF THIS GIRL IS AS IMPORTANT

TO YOU AS YOU SAY SHE IS, YOU

WOULD FIND A WAY, AND THIS IS

PROBABLY YOUR LAST CHANCE

BECAUSE IF YOU--YOU KNOW, IF

YOU LET THIS OPPORTUNITY GO, I

THINK SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO MOVE

ON.

I MEAN, SHE DESERVES TO BE WITH

SOMEONE.

>> WHERE ARE YOU?

>> SO YOU'RE IN ATLANTA, OKAY.

YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT

A WAY TO GET SOME FREE TIME THIS

WEEKEND IF WE WERE ABLE TO COME

DOWN TO ATLANTA?

>> IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD JUST

PREPARE TO BE REALLY HONEST, AND

YOU'LL PROBABLY FEEL A LOT

BETTER, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT

COULD HAPPEN?

>> YEAH, THANK YOU, JAMES.

>> WHAT'D HE SAY?

>> HE IS IN ATLANTA, SO THAT'S

TRUE.

>> OKAY.

>> HE'S LIKE, "OKAY, I WILL

MEET HER.

I DO WANT TO MEET HER."

WE CAN FLY DOWN THERE THIS

WEEKEND.

>> I REALLY HOPE THAT IT'S THIS

PICTURE THAT I HAVE.

>> IF YOU HAD TO DECIDE RIGHT

NOW IF YOU THINK IT'S HIM OR

NOT, WHAT IS YOUR INSTINCT?

>> THAT IT IS THIS TIME, BUT I

NEED TO KNOW.

I NEED TO KNOW.

[laughs]

I'M NERVOUS NOW.

>> [laughs]

SO LET'S GET MOVING.

>> YES, YEAH.

[doorbell ringing]

>> HEY.

>> HI.

>> YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, TWINS.

YOU GUYS COULD BE IN THE SAME

MOTORCYCLE CREW.

YEAH.

[laughter]

LOOK AT THAT.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> [laughs]

WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WE'RE

GOING TO ATLANTA?

>> EXCITED.

SO SHE HAS AN END OR A

BEGINNING, WHICHEVER, BUT AT

LEAST SHE'LL HAVE AN ANSWER.

>> THAT'S YOUR SUITCASE?

[laughter]

>> THAT'S A SUITCASE LOGAN GAVE

ME, IT HAS SHELVES IN IT.

I NEED TO HAVE OPTIONS.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> YOU MAKE SURE YOU CALL ME.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> BYE.

>> BYE, I LOVE YOU.

>> BYE.

>> I'LL CRY WHEN YOU LEAVE.

>> DON'T CRY.

>> UGH!

>> I'LL--I'LL--

>> * IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

* I'LL MEET YOU IN MY SLEEP *

>> NO REGRETS.

>> I'M SUPER NERVOUS.

>> * AND IN THE MORNING LIGHT

* YOU'LL WAKE UP NEXT TO ME *

>> OKAY, HERE WE GO.

>> * I'M TAKING YOU *

* THERE

>> WE ARE IN ATLANTA.

>> * I'M TAKING YOU *

* THERE

>> I MIGHT THROW UP.

>> NOW?

>> NO.

[laughs]

>> YOU WANT TO CALL JAMES AND

TELL HIM?

[phone ringing]

>> PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE

FOR--

>> OKAY, HE FORWARDED ME.

*

>> GET SOME SLEEP.

WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

BYE.

>> [laughing] BYE.

>> I'M CONCERNED BECAUSE I STILL

DON'T HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE.

HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THIS GUY

SINCE WE LEFT--BEFORE WE LEFT, I

MEAN.

SHE HASN'T HEARD FROM HIM, HAS

SHE?

>> I DON'T BELIEVE SO.

>> WHEN SHE TEXTED HIM LAST

NIGHT, HE NEVER RESPONDED?

>> NO.

I THINK WE SHOULD CALL HIM RIGHT

NOW...

>> AND JUST SEE WHAT--

>> AND JUST SEE--

>> WELL, WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE

TO GO.

>> PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE.

[beep]

>> HEY, GOOD MORNING, JAMES.

IT'S NEV AND MAX, AND WE ARE

HERE IN MARIETTA LOOKING TO

CONNECT WITH YOU.

>> [mouthing words]

>> NO PRESSURE, AND I LOOK

FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

THANKS.

>> [bleep].

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S TEXT HIM.

>> DO YOU WANT TO TEXT HIM?

>> "HEY, JAMES.

NO PRESSURE.

LET'S JUST CONNECT, SO I KNOW

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU.

CHEERS."

[grumbles]

YEAH, THIS GUY COULD BE A TOTAL

NO-SHOW.

>> WE KNOW WE'RE CLOSE.

SO HE'S DEFINITELY FEELING THE

HEAT.

>> BUT, LIKE, HE LURED MIRANDA

ALL THE WAY OUT TO LOS ANGELES

TO THE BRINK OF MEETING HIM...

>> YEAH.

>> ONLY TO THEN BASICALLY DROP

IT ON HER THAT HE'S NOT FROM

THERE AT ALL, SO THIS GUY HAS A

HISTORY OF BAILING AT THE LAST

SECOND.

>> UGH!

>> SURE.

>> LET'S GO TO MIRANDA.

[knocking at the door]

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> OH, WOW, COOL.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> HI.

>> HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?

>> FREAKING OUT.

>> SO I TRIED CALLING JAMES THIS

MORNING JUST TO FIGURE OUT WHERE

WE'RE GONNA MEET.

HE DIDN'T PICK UP.

I LEFT A MESSAGE.

DID YOU THINK THAT HE MIGHT...

BAIL?

>> NO.

WELL, I GUESS IT WAS A

POSSIBILITY, BUT I DIDN'T THINK

OF THAT PART.

>> WELL, LET'S GIVE HIM A MINUTE

AND JUST SEE IF HE RESPONDS.

>> OH, MAN.

BUT WE COULD GO ON--

[text alerts]

OH, WHOA.

TWO.

>> DOUBLE.

[text alerts]

WHOA.

>> TRIPLE.

>> OH, BOY.

>> QUADRUPLE.

SEE, I DON'T--I CAN'T EVEN SAY

IT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COMES

AFTER QUADRUPLE.

>> OKAY, HE WAS JUST WRITING AN

ESSAY.

"FIRST OFF, THANK YOU FOR YOUR

CONSIDERATION, NEV.

I'M A VERY THOUGHTFUL PERSON

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT.

I KNOW IT'S WRONG TO DECEIVE

SOMEONE THAT YOU TRULY LOVE, AND

I'D LOVE TO MEET HER TODAY, BUT

MY FAMILY IS PREVENTING ME.

AS MUCH AS I EXPLAINED AND

PLEADED WITH THEM, THEY WON'T

LET ME.

THIS HAS BEEN AN ONGOING BATTLE

SINCE THURSDAY.

I JUST CANNOT DO IT.

I CAN'T PUT MY HOME LIFE IN A

SITUATION LIKE THAT.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN SORT OF MAKE

THIS EXPERIENCE POSITIVE FOR

BOTH OF US IS IF WE CAN SKYPE

SOMETIME TODAY.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY, NEV."

>> YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WE

FLEW ALL THE WAY TO GEORGIA...

>> I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT.

>> TO VIDEO-CHAT WITH SOMEONE?

>> IT'S A SMALL VICTORY.

>> YEAH, YEAH, NO, IT IS, IT IS

A VICTORY, YEAH.

>> IT'S A SMALL VICTORY.

LET'S GO DOWN THERE.

>> THERE'S A SLIGHT HICCUP.

>> HIS RESPONSE WAS, "I CAN'T

MEET WITH YOU GUYS TODAY."

>> WHAT?

>> "I'D LOVE TO MEET HER, NEV,

BUT THERE'S WAY MORE TO IT.

MY FAMILY IS PREVENTING ME.

AS MUCH AS I EXPLAINED AND

PLEADED WITH THEM, THEY WON'T

LET ME.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN SORT OF MAKE

THIS EXPERIENCE POSITIVE FOR

BOTH OF US IS IF WE CAN SKYPE

SOMETIME TODAY.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY."

>> I'M PISSED.

I STUCK UP FOR HIM NO MATTER HOW

MUCH [bleep] MY FAMILY GAVE HIM

OR MY FRIENDS OR ANYBODY.

>> I'M GONNA TEXT HIM.

"OKAY, WE'D LIKE TO SKYPE WITH

YOU NOW.

ARE YOU--"

>> LET ME GET A KLEENEX.

[sniffles]

>> CAN I SEND THAT?

ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?

>> YEAH.

[sighs]

[text alert]

>> HE RESPONDED.

HE SAID, "OKAY, GIVE ME A

MINUTE."

[text alert]

>> OKAY.

JAMES JUST SAID, "WHAT'S YOUR

SKYPE NAME?"

>> YEAH, JUST DO IT.

>> HERE.

OKAY, YOU READY?

>> YEAH, I'M READY.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA

SAY, SO IF I'M SILENT, JUST

TALK.

>> OKAY, WE'LL COVER IF WE NEED

TO.

[Skype ring tone]

[text alert]

"COULD I JUST TALK TO YOU GUYS

FIRST?"

>> SERIOUSLY?

>> SURE.

YOU'LL JUST STAND OVER HERE.

>> YEAH.

"JUST US NOW."

HELLO?

HELLO?

OKAY, GREAT.

>> HELLO?

WOW.

UM, SO YOUR NAME IS--

>> GABBY.

I'M OBVIOUSLY A LITTLE CONFUSED,

JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S

GOING ON HERE.

DO YOU WANT TO FILL ME IN?

>> ARE YOU JAMES?

>> WHICH MEANS YOU WERE ALSO

CAMERYN.

>> OKAY, AND HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> OKAY.

UM, SO WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOU

AND MIRANDA TO BE?

>> OKAY.

>> AND WHY IS YOUR FAMILY

AGAINST YOU MEETING US IN

PERSON?

>> I IMAGINE YOUR INTEREST IN

MIRANDA IS MORE THAN JUST AS

FRIENDS.

>> WOULD IT BE WRONG OF ME TO

ASSUME THAT YOU'RE BISEXUAL OR A

LESBIAN?

>> YOU'RE NOT SURE?

>> DOES ANYONE KNOW ABOUT

MIRANDA?

DO YOUR FRIENDS KNOW?

WHY HAVE YOU WAITED SO LONG TO

TELL HER THE TRUTH?

>> I THINK THE BEST WAY TO DO IT

WOULD BE IN PERSON.

I KIND OF THINK THAT MIRANDA

SHOULD BE THE ONE TO ASK YOU

THOSE QUESTIONS, NOT US.

I THINK YOU SHOULD TELL IT TO

HER, YOU KNOW?

>> I GUESS.

>> CAN YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND?

YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN AND TALK TO

HER REALLY FAST?

SO AS YOU KNOW, THIS IS MIRANDA.

>> HI.

>> [laughs]

THANK YOU.

I'M STILL IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW.

ONE OF THE BIG QUESTIONS I WANT

TO KNOW IS, LIKE, WHY COULDN'T

WE DO THIS FACE-TO-FACE?

IF WE CAN'T MEET FACE-TO-FACE,

THEN I REALLY DON'T SEE US EVEN

BEING ABLE TO HAVE A FRIENDSHIP.

>> IT'S PRETTY MIRACULOUS AND

GENEROUS OF MIRANDA, CONSIDERING

WHAT'S UNFOLDED IN THE LAST

30 MINUTES TO WANT TO GIVE YOU

AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN

YOURSELF, SO YOU SHOULD TAKE

THAT VERY SERIOUSLY BECAUSE

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING A LOT OF

PEOPLE WOULD BE WILLING TO DO.

>> EXACTLY.

>> OKAY.

>> WE'LL WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU

WITH A TIME AND A PLACE NEARBY

SOMEWHERE TOMORROW MORNING WHERE

WE CAN MEET UP, AND WE'LL

ASSUME THAT ONCE WE HAVE THAT

INFORMATION, IT WON'T CHANGE.

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE LOOK

FORWARD TO MEETING YOU.

>> OKAY.

THANKS.

THANKS, GABBY.

>> THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT

GIRL KNOWS.

A LOT.

[soft music]

*

>> DID YOU AND JAMES JUST BREAK

UP?

LIKE, WHAT--HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW

IN REGARDS TO THE FACT THAT YOU

KIND OF HAD A BOYFRIEND

20 MINUTES AGO AND NOW YOU

DON'T?

>> IT'S LIKE I'M TALKING TO A

WHOLE NOTHER PERSON.

>> RIGHT.

BUT JAMES BASICALLY JUST

DISAPPEARED FOREVER.

>> YEAH.

>> * THE BRIGHT EYES

* OF A MADMAN

*

* THE SHARP SIGHS

* OF A HEARTLAND

>> I'VE WASTED A LOT OF TIME ON

THOSE FICTITIOUS HOPES, ON IT

BECOMING SOMETHING.

THAT'S JUST REALLY...

[sighs]

DISAPPOINTING, TO KNOW THAT

LITERALLY ALMOST EVERYONE

AROUND ME...KNEW.

AND NOW, WHAT IS EVERYONE, WHEN

I GO BACK--WHEN THEY WATCH THIS

EPISODE SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO."

>> WELL, WE GOT THE BIG ANSWER.

LET'S WAIT TO SEE WHAT SHE SAYS

ABOUT MEETING UP TOMORROW.

WHEN WE HEAR FROM HER, WE'LL

MAKE A STRATEGY.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE

RELATIONSHIP, YOU HAVE SOMEWHAT

OF AN UPPER HAND IN THAT YOU

FINALLY KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING

WITH.

YOU CAN PREPARE YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT IN THE DARK

ANYMORE.

>> THIS EPISODE OF CATFISH: THE

TV SHOW CONTINUES NOW.

[whistles]

>> HELLO.

>> HEY.

>> MIRANDA.

>> HI.

>> WOW.

>> MORNING.

>> GOOD MORNING.

>> DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING LAST

NIGHT?

>> YES.

SHE TEXTED ME.

>> REALLY?

>> AND SHE SAID MEET AT 1:00

TODAY AT A PARK IN HIRAM.

>> DOES IT FEEL LIKE YOU'RE

STILL TALKING TO JAMES A LITTLE

BIT?

>> YEAH, KIND OF.

YEAH.

>> HOW DO YOU FEEL TOWARDS HER?

>> I'M JUST REALLY DISAPPOINTED,

BUT FEEL...

I--NOT UNDERSTANDING, BUT I

GUESS MAYBE A LITTLE BIT,

'CAUSE LOGAN AND SOME OF MY

FRIENDS, WELL, THEY'RE GAY AND

HAVING TO COME OUT, SO I GUESS

MAYBE THAT WAS PART OF IT.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA MAKE AN EXCUSE

FOR HER FOR THE REASON OF WHY

SHE DID IT, 'CAUSE THERE'S NO

EXCUSE.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

HOPING TO COME AWAY WITH TODAY

FROM ALL THIS?

>> I WANT TO GET EXPLANATIONS,

GET SOME ANSWERS, AND...

[sighs]

I DON'T KNOW.

>> I DO NOT SEE HER OR ANOTHER

CAR.

>> WE JUST CONTINUE TO WAIT.

>> THE ONLY LAST THING TO DO

WOULD BE JUST TO CALL AGAIN AND

SEE IF SHE ANSWERS.

>> NO, SHE TEXTED ME.

>> OH, DID SHE TEXT YOU?

>> SAYING SORRY AGAIN.

>> SORRY FOR WHAT?

>> IT SAYS, "SORRY MIRANDA."

>> FOR--COMING OR NOT COMING?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST--THAT'S IT.

IT'S VERY VAGUE.

I WOULD JUST CALL HER.

IF SHE ANSWERS, TELL HER YOU'RE

HERE, AND SEE IF SHE'S COMING

OR NOT.

[phone ringing]

>> PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE.

>> SHE TEXTED ME.

>> SHE DID?

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT'D SHE SAY?

>> SHE SAID, "I REALLY CAN'T

COME."

>> I THINK WE'RE DEALING WITH

SOMEONE WHOSE PROBLEMS ARE A LOT

DEEPER AND HARDER TO SOLVE THAN

OURS.

AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT, WHICH

IS WHY YOU'RE BEING SO ADULT

ABOUT THIS.

>> [sniffles]

[sighs]

IS IT OKAY IF I, LIKE, GO WALK

FOR A SECOND?

>> SURE.

>> [sobs]

>> * SOMETIMES OUR ENEMIES

*

* ARE CLOSER THAN WE THINK

>> HEY.

>> * SOMETIMES THE ONES

* WE TRUST

* MAY HAVE TO GIVE UP

>> [sobs]

I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT, THOUGH.

LIKE--[sobs]

>> YOU'RE NOT.

IT'S OKAY.

YOU NEEDED SOMEONE AT THAT TIME,

AND WHOEVER THIS PERSON IS, THEY

WERE THERE FOR YOU, AND THERE'S

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

>> [sighs]

>> AND MAYBE IT'S JUST TIME THAT

IT'S ENDING, SO YOU CAN MOVE ON.

>> * MAYBE THE CLOUDS

* WILL CLEAR

* AND I'LL BE SEEING YOU *

* SOMEDAY

>> YOU READY TO DRIVE AWAY AND

LEAVE ALL THIS BEHIND YOU?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE

GONNA DO NOW, MIRANDA?

>> GO BE A NORMAL 21-YEAR-OLD

GIRL.

>> * MM

*

>> HELLO?

HELLO, GABBY?

>> HI.

>> LAST TIME WE TRIED TO MEET UP

WITH YOU, OBVIOUSLY, THINGS DID

NOT WORK OUT.

>> I THINK WHEN YOU GUYS CAME,

LIKE, I KNEW IT WAS GONNA

HAPPEN, BUT MY FAMILY WAS, LIKE,

SO AGAINST IT, AND IT WAS JUST

KIND OF, LIKE, I WAS IN A BAD

PLACE.

>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT NOT

HAVING DONE IT?

>> I DO REGRET IT.

>> I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'LL EVER

GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO MEET UP

WITH MIRANDA.

>> ACTUALLY, ON GOOD TERMS, AND

WE'VE BEEN, LIKE, SNAPCHATTING

EACH OTHER AND FACETIMING, SO--

>> WOW, THAT'S AMAZING.

>> REALLY?

>> WE'VE TOLD EACH OTHER THINGS

THAT WE DIDN'T TELL EACH OTHER

BEFORE, AND WE JUST, LIKE, ARE

ON GOOD TERMS RIGHT NOW.

>> GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE STILL IN

TOUCH WITH MIRANDA, AND I WISH

YOU ALL THE BEST.

>> THANK YOU.

>> GOOD LUCK, GABBY.

>> HEY!

>> HI!

>> MIRANDA.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> HOW'S IT GOING?

WE'RE GOOD.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> I'M WALKING THROUGH THE MALL.

>> WE SPOKE TO GABBY.

SHE SAID YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN

TALKING AND THAT SHE FEELS LIKE

YOU'VE SORT OF BECOME FRIENDS,

WHICH IS AMAZING.

>> I GUESS I CAN KIND OF SEE

WHERE SHE'S COMING FROM AND WHY

SHE WAS SO AFRAID.

>> AND I IMAGINE YOUR

CONVERSATIONS ARE NO LONGER

ROMANTIC.

>> UM, NOT REALLY.

>> NOT--

>> NOT REALLY OR NO?

>> I MEAN, I GUESS--THERE'S,

LIKE, FLIRTING.

>> REALLY?

>> I GUESS, YEAH.

>> WOW, FROM BOTH SIDES?

>> YEAH, I GUESS. [laughs]

I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ALMOST DON'T

HAVE CONTROL OVER WHO THEY LOVE,

WHETHER IT'S A GIRL OR A GUY.

SHE'S ACTUALLY PLANNING ON

COMING UP HERE.

>> TO VISIT YOU?

>> YEAH.

[laughs]

>> THIS IS A STRANGE TURN OF

EVENTS.

>> EVERYTHING THAT'S BEEN SAID

AND DONE BETWEEN US TWO IS NOT

SOMETHING THAT CAN JUST BE

VANISHED JUST BECAUSE OF THE

FACT THAT SHE'S A GIRL.

>> WHAT AN AMAZING TURNAROUND.

>> SURPRISE!

[laughter]

>> ALL RIGHT.

GOOD-BYE, MIRANDA.

>> OKAY, SEE YA.

>> "I'VE BEEN TALKING TO A

WONDERFUL GIRL.

HER NAME IS MEGAN."

>> WHAT DO WE GOT?

[both gasp]

>> MAX, YOU'RE GONNA CONVINCE

HER TO COME.

>> WE'RE GONNA TREAT THIS LIKE A

MILITARY OPERATION.

I'VE BEEN WAITING THREE SEASONS

FOR THIS MOMENT.

JUST HOPE I DON'T SCARE HER

AWAY.

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.

NOW WE'RE REALLY GETTING INTO

THE CATFISH CREEPY MODE.

I ASSUME SHE'S COMING FROM THAT

WAY.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, GUYS.

THIS COULD BE IT.

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