Bäst i test (2017–2022): Season 1, Episode 4 - Marko Markoolio Lehtosalo gästar - full transcript
Huh?!
Honk!
Stop the clock!
Good evening and welcome
to Bäst i Test!
We compete while trying to do simple tasks
in a smart or not-so-smart way.
By now, you'll probably recognize
our brave test pilots:
We begin with the prodigy from Umeå
- Pia Johansson!
The primal force from Vallentuna
- Kodjo Akolor!
The hero from Hindås
- Claes Malmberg!
And the best to leave Nynäshamn
since the Gotland ferry - Bianca Kronlöf!
In every episode
we also have a guest tasker.
Tonight we can proudly say: Finland's cause is
ours - the artist Marko Lehtosalo (Markoolio)!
Oh, would you look at that? You're not
easy to shake off: David Sundin!
Mock me and whip me -
you'll just leave me wanting more.
Hello and welcome.
Looking forward to the series finale!
Marko, do you have any "sisu" left?
after all these years in Sweden?
Of course.
I am extremely competitive.
You may think this is some kind
of comedy show. I'm in it to win it.
Look at my eyes!
-I see the "sisu" there.
Bianca, you have some Finnish
blood in your veins as well.
All the blood in my veins is Finnish.
"Sun äiti ei rakasta sua.”
There, I said:
"Hi, how nice you are here."
You have done a lot of tasks.
It's time for the first task.
What do we have on the menu?
You were commissioned a while ago
to bring your best dinner guest to the show.
The winner this evening will get
to have dinner with all the guests.
And I'll also add Babben
to the prize pool!
We will also find out which of you
will be the overall series winner.
He or she goes home with
the finest prize: my bust in gold.
So, which dinner guests have
our taskers brought with them?
We'll look at that now.
Why make a hassle out of it? Bianca chose
a simple solution: her mom, Jasmin.
A dinner needs entertainment, Kodjo thought.
That's why we have a saxophonist backstage.
Pia spent a lot of time trying to think of
the best possible guest, finally arriving at:
The best guest is herself.
Claes brought a Gais [football team] supporter. With him,
one could talk about everything. Gais-related, that is.
Marko decided to go with
man's best friend: this is Onassis.
That's all the dinner guests.
I'm really fascinated you could find a Gais supporter.
You only see one of those once in a blue moon.
Well... It's him, and then there's me.
And the last one didn't
have time to be here.
-I will score these. - Kodjo ...
What? You like music, don't you?
I'm not looking for someone to honk in my ear.
-He can stand in a corner and honk.
Pia, it will be 2 points.
- 3 points for Bianca.
Claes, 4 points.
You choose to have dinner
with a dog over a Gais fan?
Yes.
-Babben ...
-That stings.
You are a very beloved
and popular person.
But after this airs, you shouldn’t show yourself
anywhere near Gårda [where Gais are based].
-That's where these three Gais supporters live.
-They are fucking moody now!
Let's move on to the next task.
It takes place in the Bäst i Test house,
where we have performed most of the tasks.
It’s our arena and playground.
It’s time for a really heavy task.
-You seemed to be so far away.
-I am short. Perspective.
Wotcha.
Let's go.
"Move the block of stone as far
as possible in 30 minutes.”
"Farthest away wins."
- "Your time begins ... now."
It was quite self-explanatory.
-Who's first?
-Pia.
Very good choice.
I'll go find out how heavy it is.
So, it's not just a prop?
Oh, it is! It’s very light.
So.. she feels heading that way...
...is a good direction.
I probably would have gone elsewhere.
Something’s probably tricky with this one...
-Can I use my car?
-Do you have one? Then it's allowed.
No. I don't believe it!
No way. Someone has measured
a car's size.
I'll go some distance anyway.
You shouldn’t drive like this.
You shouldn’t expose others to danger-
-to win a ridiculous competition.
I want a car that can
take a little bigger load.
-Do I have to go along?
-No, the task is for the stone to move.
I hope the taxi will find this place.
Aren’t the taxis as
big as this one?
It's even smaller than that.
-This was not the biggest car.
-Unlucky.
-We lost a good quarter.
-Very much time.
Is there anything you haven't ...
-...thought of?
Let's see. A classic hand truck.
-Well then.
-See you!
"Well, what have you done today?"
- "I moved a big block of stone."
Excuse me, listen up for a while!
You are young people, and smart.
What is your advice to me?
Run. Go.
The subway. Where is it?
Bye.
What's this? I have no money
on my travelcard. Yes, yes, yes.
Three minutes.
Hello. Pia.
Hello David! Is it true?
I am in Sri Lanka.
Right? Shit, I never even got on the tube.
You had many setbacks. Your car
was too small, the taxi was too small.
-I asked for a big one!
-And you had no money left on your travelcard.
Why did you start by rolling
the stone up the hill?
That's the part where I worry
how my brain works.
Who's next in line?
Pia has eaten a lot of airtime,
so we have to mash the others together.
No, fuck this!
Oh!
I really thought it was real!
Can't I just move myself?
-You'll have to move the stone block.
As far away as possible, this way?
Away from that point.
Kodjo chooses the wheelbarrow.
-I'm timing this, you know.
-I'm in a hurry, you notice that, right?
Can I call a taxi?
-Should I do this for half an hour?
-You have gone 10 meters.
- Yes, but for half an hour?
- You may do it any way you want.
Does anyone have a car?
-I feel like Mowgli.
-Brought up by wolves.
Good luck, Bianca!
-But wait...
Do you have a driving license?
You can see that I'm a former Finnish
marine, right? -He goes past the cars.
Can't even feel it.
Can you use vehicles?
-Good luck, Kodjo.
-Do you know Babben Larsson?
-This has a time limit!
-Yes, I know that.
Let's go to Finland.
How could I not think of getting
someone else to do it for me?
What’s happened? Well.
Drive straight as far as possible!
Lidingö or Helsingborg?
I won't make it to Helsingborg in 20 minutes.
-The problem with Lidingö is that it's an island,
and runs out of roads... -Can I drop it on the fare to Finland?
They drive slowly in Stockholm.
David: Half the time has passed.
Do I have to stay under the speed limit,
or will SVT take care of the fine?
-Stay within the limits of the law.
-Good. Bye.
Something's wrong. It can't possibly be this easy.
There must be some kind of hook.
I'll win this. There is no one
who thinks outside the box like me.
I understand if you can't tell me, but... nobody
was as brilliant as me in this task, right?
Out on the fields!
Here I, Bianca Kronlöf-
daughter of Jasmin and Michael,
erect my first runestone.
This will be fine.
I will not get any further.
-Well, we'll call it then?
-It feels good.
-David Sundin?
-Kodjo, time’s up.
Do you want to know how far I went?
Brottby.
You don’t know where that is, right?
-Hey, it's Bianca.
-Time's up.
We have come to ...
- Where are we? - Brottby.
- It sounds far away.
-I'll be real mad if somebody's gone further.
No one could possibly beat me. Unless there was
a bigger stone, and this one was wrong.
Otherwise, I'll win this battle.
I just want to say that already.
It is wonderful. So we have
four self-named geniuses-
-who all thought of the same solution
and think they are unique.
Oh, my perception of the
world is in tatters!
Marko, Lidingö is a dead end. You would have to
find the point at the far end.
I'm shocked that everyone had
the same idea as me.
I can see you talking,
but I can't hear anything.
Who went the farthest?
-Yes, Claes?
I can say this, Babben Larsson.
If everyone adhered to the speed limit-
-this can’t go in any other directen.
Possibly it may be a draw-
or someone violated the law,
and I'm going to put an end to that!
-Let's ask David to report the outcome.
Can we get the map up there?
We start by looking at Pia.
She went all the way to the subway station.
It’s 304 meters to the subway station.
We're measuring this as the crow flies.
If I had made it to the end station, and
I almost did, I think you should add that as well.
We move on to Marko.
He went to Lidingö,
until Lidingö ended.
It was 11.22 kilometers.
Good, Marko. Good, Marko.
-We continue with Kodjo.
-Oh oh oh!
-Kodjo made it 22.88 kilometers.
-Nice!
Kodjo ended up in Brottby.
which also is where Bianca went.
But she went a little bit farther.
-No!
She stopped to talk to people!
Hold, hold, hold!
This we will hold on to for a little while.
We'll not let this go that easily, let's
all relax and have some small talk.
Then you read it out somewhat slowly as they do
when there are important things happening on television.
-I'll just adjust my seat properly.
-If everyone is looking at the map now ...
Oh oh oh!
33.90 kilometers.
It's time to allocate the points.
Pia, you went one-hundredth
of the distance Claes went.
Oh, I got some warmth from Claes!
It’s the first time.
-He gives me some warmth.
-It will be 1 point to you, Pia.
2 points to Marko, and 3 to Kodjo.
Bianca should receive a deduction,
because you don’t step into a field like that.
-But you get 4 points, a weak 4.
-I have learned from this.
And Claes. Congratulations, 5 points.
-How can we move on from this?
-We have a shared silver spot:
Marko and Bianca on 7 points. And in
the lead: Claes Malmberg with 9 points!
-I’ve never been as nervous as this!
-We proceed with the next task.
[In Finnish:] Hello!
-Kodjo.
-High-five!
"Can't touch this!"
Sorry.
I'll have the last laugh.
What the hell is this? Thanks.
“Borrow 100 kronor [~US$10.23]
from a high-income earner."
"Someone who earns more than 50,000 kronor
[~US$5,117] a month."
"Fastest time wins."
-A month! Is that how much one should earn?
There are not many high-income earners
in these quarters...
Who the fuck should I ask?
This is too damn hard.
-There’s nobody around.
-It was quite a simple task.
How do you recognize a
a high income earner?
Maybe fur, expensive handbags and
so on, some weird hat ...
...nice shoes. It’s really difficult.
-Who will we watch first?
-We'll start with Marko, Pia and Claes.
Hello, hello. He goes that way.
I need to find a high income earner.
Do you earn 50,000 kronor a month?
You know what I'm thinking? Medical center.
They earn shitloads of money. Run!
Well hello there, it's Pia. I need to borrow
100 kronor from you. Are you nearby?
Pia is calling the journalist, writer,
and television host Mark Levengood.
Excuse me ... - He had earpieces.
Fully sober. Yes, 100 kronor.
Oh, you're not in...
Hey! I need a doctor who earns
over 50,000 kronor a month. Phone someone.
What do you earn? Can you lend me 100 kronor?
-Theoretically, yes. Babben said ...
Fuck Babben. You'll get back
a hundredfold on 100 kronor.
I'm incredibly famous from television,-
-and I need to borrow 100 kronor
from someone who earns 50,000.
You’ll get back 500 for 100.
Come on!
You'll meet up? I love you.
- I love you, too.
This took a lot of...
Hey! Hey! Per Eggers! [actor/singer]
-Surely you earn more than 50,000 a month?
-Of course.
Can you lend me 100 spann? [slang: kronor]
Can I borrow 100 kronor from you?
-Don't you have cash? - David!
-Push this. I'll stop the time.
Here.
There she is. - Hello!
Eva? Thanks a lot for the help.
Because I borrowed 100 kronor.
Wonderful!
Thank you very much!
Do you want it?
Those on the veterans’ sofa
managed quite well.
Didn't anyone think outside the box and just
not jump the first person they saw?
Yes, and we'll follow him now.
Do I have to get 100 kronor
physically, or can it be wired?
Hahahaha, you screwed this one up!
I'm so fucking clever!
Sometimes the brain just says “ding.”
-Time is still running.
-No problem.
Can you wire 100 kronor to me?
You'll get it back right away. Thanks.
And then we wait.
It's the technology that's acting up a bit.
But I still think I'll win.
Yes, there!
-100 spann.
-From "Mats.”
Boom! What? Genius! Come up with
something more difficult next time.
Good job, Kodjo.
But it wasn’t enough to take the lead.
The fastest time so far is 4 minutes
and 10 seconds. You were slower.
Bianca is left. - Do you have a
hard time walking up to people?
When you compete, nothing is tough.
-We'll see if that attitude pays off.
"Your time begins now."
Hey! I have a task.
I need to borrow 100 kronor.
-Do you earn more than 50,000 a month?
-Yes.
Can I borrow 100 spann?
You'll get it back tomorrow.
-Yes. But I have no cash.
-We can go to a cash machine.
God, how lovely!
I'm Bianca.
Wow, you're really nice!
Thanks! Wow, how about that!
- This is so good!
1.45 - if I'm reading correctly.
That is really good.
-No, no, no, no, no!
This is scandalous.
That's just lucky.
Did you pay it back the next day?
-Yes Yes. Nah.
He said, “Do you have a business card?”
Who even has that?
The production team returned the money.
We are in Vasastan. People
buy apartments with borrowed money.
If they are asked if they earn
over 50,000, they won't not answer no.
We have no proof that man
earns over 50,000.
Marko, even though you struggled so
hard, you end up with 1 point.
But when we looked up
what everyone earned-
It turned out not all of them
actually earned 50,000 a month.
-Let's welcome Per Eggers.
-No!
How could you?!
-Is there anything you would like to say to Pia?
-Yes.
I lied to you.
I don’t earn much at all.
-You earn more?
-No! No, not at all.
Look me in the eyes. You earn more.
-No, dearest Pia.
Go ahead and give her the flowers now.
Thank you for coming here
and telling us this. Per Eggers!
Marko, you jumped up a pinhole.
Pia got 1 point, you get 2 points.
Marko is in third place
at 9 points-
-Bianca second place at 12 points,
and in the lead, at 13 points, Claes!
Claes can take home a dinner with a
Gais supporter, a dog and a saxophonist.
If you win the whole competition, you'll
go home with Babben's bust, and that’s nice.
We have reached the middle of the show,
where we get to know our guest a bit better.
I have with some hesitation left
that to Mr. David Sundin. Here you go.
Thank you. Thank you. Okay, okay!
-Marko is your name.
-Yes.
Marko.
You have a somewhat funny name.
-My artist name Markoolio?
-No, your usual name.
-Leht ...
-Last name, yes, Lehtosalo.
-Lehtosalo.
-A simple H, only. Lehtosalo.
It sounds like you're ...
Where does that come from?
-It comes from Finland.
-Finland?! Oh, wow. Cool.
That's lucky, beacuse it is time
to play Finnish sticks!
Finnish sticks, Finnish sticks, Finnish
sticks, Finnish sticks, Finnish sticks
The sticks are Finnish!
Another vignette classic by David.
Explain the game.
The competition goes on as usual.
Marko, under the pillow is a letter.
Open it and read.
“Task 222.
Build an object of Finnish sticks."
"The highest object
after 100 seconds wins."
Calm down, I haven’t read it all.
I haven’t read it all.
"Your ... time ... begins ... now."
I can add that you may not
tear apart each other's buildings.
Fuck!
Leaning tower of Vaasa.
Oh, Kodjo's sprinting ahead.
Claes has some form of pyramidry.
The others go more for the tower.
I feel that I am stuck.
Claes has reached the end of the road.
-No!! Sorry.
-Bianca has suffered a mishap.
If you're happy with it, down blow it now.
It's 10 seconds left.
8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ...
... four ... three ... two ...
one ... zero! Hands away.
Finnish sticks, Finnish sticks,
the sticks are Finnish!
It's exciting when you've measured
them. What’s the result?
Highest tower of 37cm
was built by Kodjo Akolor!
He thus earns 5 points.
Then we will go to the next task.
Hello Hello.
- "Create a task for the others" ...
-... "which takes 100 seconds to complete."
- "You have 10 minutes."
- "Your time begins now."
I do not trust you, so I figure this task will
bite me in the ass. I won’t do anything that's too hard.
Where is the Shift key? Just kidding.
This will be great.
Here you go.
Everyone had to make a task
- except Marko, who will do the tasks.
As usual, you went all in.
You don’t get points for that,
but you can still get points.
You're going to guess who
created each respective task.
When we watch you performing the tasks, you
should figure out who has come up with them.
You others better get your game faces on.
1 point for each correct guess.
Wrong answer gives the
task designer 1 point.
Come on, Marko!
"Build a nice tower of newspapers
and tape. Highest tower wins."
- "You have 100 seconds." Fucking bad!
- One minute left.
"Do 50 squats in 100 seconds.
Your time begins now."
"Explain how singer Tommy Körberg got
his titan knees in place, in a surgical way"-
- "using a skeleton model."
Here we have Tommy Körberg's legs.
Firstly, they hollowed out the knee-cap.
"Enter a Finnish wheel pose. Walk 20
steps in that position while you say"-
- '' I have no milk at home '
in Finnish."
-No! The tape is wrong.
-40 seconds left.
You remove the knee-cap,
Then you fit a new knee-cap-
-and throw in an assortment
of different liniment thingys.
... 32 ... 33 ... 34 ... 35 ... 36 ...
Three ... two ... one ...
- And then he feels good.
- There we have it?
-It looks like a newspaper ball.
-I tried to stabilize it.
... 49 ... 50! There you go.
Yes...
Nice effort, but completely in vain.
At the physical stuff the old
Marine instincts kicked in?
No problem?
In contrast, your orthopedics career is
probably over before it even has begun.
Can you figure out who
gave you each task?
Now, let's see ... I think Bianca
was the one with the Finnish wheel pose.
Kodjo is working out a lot.
- He gave me the squats.
Claes Malmberg, you are a friend
of Körberg, for fuck's sake!
-Therefore, you gave me my knee joint.
-I wouldn’t bet on that if I were you.
-And Pia gave you the newspaper tower?
-It feels like your thing.
-Claes, did you have Körberg?
-Yes.
Pia, did you have the tower?
- Kodjo, squats? - And Bianca?
Yes!! Fuck yes, maximum points!
-4 points to Marko.
-I'm fainting!
Damn, how easy.
So there. Now, Pia, we're driving.
- Move.
Good. Then we proceed
to the next task.
I was afraid it would be up there.
“That would take a lot of time."
- "Get a train to honk its horn."
- "You have a maximum of 15 minutes.”
"Your time begins now."
Claes has made a point of not saying "now" so the time won't start. This must have given him a huge advantage.
We'll see how it went for Claes.
All I have to do is
get up to the tracks.
-You must obey the law; can't be on track.
-For fuck's sake, they must see me.
Hey! Hello Hello!
-Fucking honk then!
-The task is to get the train to honk, not wave.
If he had seen that it was me,
he would have honked straight away.
How the fuck do you get a train to honk?
It's good to stand in the way?
-They won't drive around and do little honks everywhere.
-Now he goes to the shed.
Now, damn it.
"Please honk - 50 years." 50th
- "Please honk - 50 years this year."
-That's a bit too much information.
Hell.
Two and a half minutes left.
-What the f...!
He saw me, and he wouldn't do it!
Oh! "50 years" feels a lot.
I do not need to bring that up.
I stand alone on my birthday
on a trampoline.
It's almost a movie idea.
-A lonely, little fat 50-year-old.
"Now I'll get a honk."
I'll have a honk
before the birthday is over.
He's with that one, 104-year-old.
"The man who found a 104-year-old."
-Claes Malmberg with his strongest performance.
-Now it's coming! Now it may work!
It's so close now. 10 ... 9 ...
Come on now! Honk!
-... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
- For fucks sake!
... 2 ... 1 ... zero. There, time's up.
Good work.
Tragic to watch a 50-year-old jumping.
Why didn’t it work?
-There probably aren't any horns on those trains.
-All the trains that passed had horns.
They might not believe
that you were turning 50.
They don’t look when they drive. They have
other things to do than to honk their horns.
If anyone has got them
to honk, I would like to learn.
-Who’s next in line?
-It's Pia and Kodjo.
"Get a train to honk." Let's see.
-I need pen and paper.
-We’ve got it in the shed.
-Where will he go, then?
-I need a car.
How did you come up with this?
Is this the international honk signal?
If the driver sees me,
then he becomes terrified and thinks:
"I'm honking for safety."
-I’ll head back to my chair.
Or...
Ah, this is meaningless.
This was really bad.
Follow me!
It's time for a joyride!
The idea is to get me up on the bridge.
I could run there, but who does that?
The train seems to arrive in ... 1 minute.
Can you do me a favor and honk?
It's Babben Larsson's birthday.
Honk! Honk!
HONK
You're a gem. Thanks.
Drive carefully!
It has to leave the platform.
HONK
Boom!
Kodjo, there you go throwing my name around again.
-Was this even on my birthday?
-No, your birthday is October 29th.
-That's when this happened!
-Nope.
You told lies.
Didn’t anyone think outside the box?
-Marko and Bianca, our Finnish friends, are left.
Okay, a train.
There are trains passing by up here.
I'll just run inside and pick up an item.
Let’s see. We will take the car.
Hurry up then!
The subway station.
I don't travel by train anymore.
YouTube. "Train sound effect."
What the...!
"Train passing sound effect." No!
Here it comes!
No, that's the wrong side. No!
Excuse me! Could you honk the horn once?
No honking?
"Train whistle."
-Yes!
Is this your contribution to the competition?
I think it was brilliant.
It's not just muscle muscle.
It is brain muscle as well.
He said he couldn’t honk.
I am stuck. I am stuck.
A train ... yes! How many is a train?
A train is two, three people.
Hi. I could use your help.
-I have to go get on this train.
-I must make a train honk.
Come on. Quick, quick, quick. Follow me.
We'll go this way.
Walk in a line. Let's go.
Toot-toot! Toot-toot! Toot-toot!
Thanks. I love you.
Good. Yes! Nice! We did it!
Incredibly impressive!
That's exactly how one should think.
It feels like there should be
extra points for that one.
-Claes missed out on this one because,
well, he didn't get a train to honk.
We have Kodjo at 8:36-
-we have Pia at 7:23, Marko at 6:03-
-and Bianca at 1:48!
Incredible! But before we hand out the points,
I think we should straighten out two question marks.
One is: Was Marko's train
a train that honked?
And the other: Was Bianca's train a train
that honked - or a phone that honked?
To figure this out,
we have invited Gunilla Norberg.
-Hi Gunilla, nice to see you!
-What nice clothes you have!
Don't listen to their ass-kissing. You’re an
expert in semantics and language comprehension-
-and have watched how these two handled the task.
Please respond truthfully to David's questions.
Is the train of people Marko got to pretend
to be a train - a train, semantically?
-Yes.
-No, she's bribed!
Question 2: Is the recorded train
that Bianca used considered a train?
No. Unfortunately.
-Thanks for your expertise.
-Good!
-I don’t understand anything.
-Gunilla Norberg!
Next up is a team task.
We have divided the panel-
-the Old-timers and the Younglings.
On the team that wins,
each team member gets 3 points.
You can also earn points, Marko.
But first, let's see what the task is.
Boring, I thought you would use that door.
Nope!
Hi, Claes. I'll go to the boss
immediately. - Hello.
-How are you?
-Good. I felt the distance here.
-You read.
- “Task 100." How many of these must we ...?
- "Stage a home video blooper" ...
-... "which is max 100 seconds long."
"The one Babben most appreciates will win.
You have one hour."
-We need something with FIRE!
First of all, what is a blooper?
-Good question.
It should be a realistic mistake
which has been caught on tape.
-No know when you ... "Oh, no!"
-Yes, a little like that.
"Blooper" in this context is simply a failure.
You are going to stage a realistic
home video that goes wrong.
We are looking for a realistic home
video feeling, plus entertainment value.
-What expert comes in then?
The winners receive 3 points each.
I am the expert to whom you are
going to kiss up to now.
Marko. Time to guess.
Which one of these teams creates
my favorite home video blooper?
Mistake. Claes is pretty
good at making mistakes.
He probably doesn't have to stage anyting.
It's enough for Pia to shoot some film of him.
-I think Claes and Pia.
-You bet your 3 points on the Old-timers.
-We'll book that.
-This may be where you lost tonight.
Then let's watch your home videos.
Are you ready? Beware of the sword,
it would be really bad if you...
-Absolutely.
I'll just set ...
There. Are you ready?
Bianca Kronlöf has experienced
both adversity and success.
She has the perfect psyche-
-to be able to do
this most epic split!
Wait!
Bianca!
Kodjo, did we get points?
Who cares about the points?
The most important thing is your life!
That was in character.
Actors say things in character.
-Bianca didn’t really die.
-Really?
Epic split - very good.
It has genuine home video feeling.
But then there's suddenly a sword strategically placed under her - there's something not quite home video...
Then there's some overacting on both your parts
in the end. I might deduct some points there.
-And then you could see the sword in the armpit.
-That, on the contrary, gives it a home video feel.
-What about entertainment value?
-I thought it was high.
Now, let's look at what
Claes and Pia have done.
You were going to lure
David out and scare him.
That would more imply a practical joke.
But we'll watch first.
-I think we should do that.
-It'll be fun to see how scared I got.
-Are you ready?
I'm going in now.
This is hard, because I'm the one
who has to make this look natural.
Hi. Wait, it got too close.
I would like to make a
behind the scenes movie.
Could you just follow me outside,
because the light is fucking bad in here.
Walk on this side,
and look into the camera.
Tell me how you got this job.
Watch out so you do not stumble.
How do you feel about this work?
The role you have on this show?
It's important it's somebody like ...
I was most scared myself!
It was me who got most scared.
Good one, Pia!
-Thanks.
-Good work.
You tried to scare David,
but you were most scared yourself!
-He was most afraid of all.
-We'll watch it in slow motion.
-... on this show ...
-It's important it's somebody ...
That's a blooper!
It was an involuntary blooper,
so it became real.
It is time to hand out points.
- Your movie was very well-made.
But I still think that I'll give
the victory to Pia and Claes.
You get 3 points each.
And Marko gets 3 points.
How is the scoreboard looking after this?
It’s quite exciting.
I would say that it
is incredibly exciting.
Bianca, at 16 points - third place.
Second place - Claes, 19 points.
In the lead, at 22 points - Marko.
It started a bit shaky,
but then you just go!
What happens now?
Now we'll see who's bringing home
dinner guests. Time for the final task.
It is time for the final competition.
The dinner will have an owner,
and finally - Babben’s bust.
-Marko.
-Yes.
Please read the letter
in the final of Bäst i Test.
"Stand up after exactly 100 seconds.
The most precise time wins."
"All possible timing equipment is
forbidden. Your time starts now."
Will the audience please clap their
hands a bit out of step?
What is your reasoning?
Do you count high in your head?
Claes seems to have gone to sleep.
Kodjo nods a bit too quickly,
at least it looks that way.
They look a bit absent.
Get them to answer some questions.
Kodjo, what has been the
highlight of the series?
That Icelandic firefighter
was fucking hilarious.
Claes, do you have a favorite
memory that you want to share?
Nothing? Claes? - Can you even hear me?
It feels like I'm not heard.
Time's up!
That may have been smart of Pia,
or perhaps she went straight into the trap.
Pia got up first on what
she thought was 100 seconds.
There we have Kodjo, Bianca, Marko,
and finally Claes.
A big applause!
Come back to your seats.
Now it's as exciting as it can be.
Who conquered this difficult task?
The mission was to
stand up after 100 seconds.
Pia Johansson
got up after 85 seconds.
Claes Malmberg
got up after 103 seconds.
Incredibly close to 100 seconds.
Which is great, Claes. Amazingly good.
Marko got up
after 102 seconds.
-That’s good.
-It's great, too. Great.
Bianca Kronlöf got up
after 101 seconds.
That's really good.
It's 1 second away.
Kodjo got up
at exactly 100 seconds.
-What a brain!
You can’t have a question about that.
-I got up last.
-That's right.
Kodjo gets 5 points, Bianca gets 4,
Marko gets 3-
-Claes gets 2, and Pia gets 1 point
in the final final event.
And the total?
We have a shared bronze.
Two got 20 points: Kodjo and Bianca.
We have a silver: Claes Malmberg.
The winner this evening is Marko!
[In Finnish:] Thanks!
-Congratulations!
-Take a seat at the dinner table.
[In Finnish:] Thanks!
Congratulations, Marko, who
takes his place. But...
But now it's time
to decide the series winner.
I have summarized these eventful
four weeks we've done this.
Points have been merged,
and sums have been generated.
The winner of the series, who can
raise Babben’s bust in the air, is ...
... Bianca Kronlöf!
We have learned that actors
often lie about their income-
that a honk does not make a train, and that
Finnish sticks are as good as Lego.
See you later! Thanks so much.
Original English subtitles: Moskillius
Honk!
Stop the clock!
Good evening and welcome
to Bäst i Test!
We compete while trying to do simple tasks
in a smart or not-so-smart way.
By now, you'll probably recognize
our brave test pilots:
We begin with the prodigy from Umeå
- Pia Johansson!
The primal force from Vallentuna
- Kodjo Akolor!
The hero from Hindås
- Claes Malmberg!
And the best to leave Nynäshamn
since the Gotland ferry - Bianca Kronlöf!
In every episode
we also have a guest tasker.
Tonight we can proudly say: Finland's cause is
ours - the artist Marko Lehtosalo (Markoolio)!
Oh, would you look at that? You're not
easy to shake off: David Sundin!
Mock me and whip me -
you'll just leave me wanting more.
Hello and welcome.
Looking forward to the series finale!
Marko, do you have any "sisu" left?
after all these years in Sweden?
Of course.
I am extremely competitive.
You may think this is some kind
of comedy show. I'm in it to win it.
Look at my eyes!
-I see the "sisu" there.
Bianca, you have some Finnish
blood in your veins as well.
All the blood in my veins is Finnish.
"Sun äiti ei rakasta sua.”
There, I said:
"Hi, how nice you are here."
You have done a lot of tasks.
It's time for the first task.
What do we have on the menu?
You were commissioned a while ago
to bring your best dinner guest to the show.
The winner this evening will get
to have dinner with all the guests.
And I'll also add Babben
to the prize pool!
We will also find out which of you
will be the overall series winner.
He or she goes home with
the finest prize: my bust in gold.
So, which dinner guests have
our taskers brought with them?
We'll look at that now.
Why make a hassle out of it? Bianca chose
a simple solution: her mom, Jasmin.
A dinner needs entertainment, Kodjo thought.
That's why we have a saxophonist backstage.
Pia spent a lot of time trying to think of
the best possible guest, finally arriving at:
The best guest is herself.
Claes brought a Gais [football team] supporter. With him,
one could talk about everything. Gais-related, that is.
Marko decided to go with
man's best friend: this is Onassis.
That's all the dinner guests.
I'm really fascinated you could find a Gais supporter.
You only see one of those once in a blue moon.
Well... It's him, and then there's me.
And the last one didn't
have time to be here.
-I will score these. - Kodjo ...
What? You like music, don't you?
I'm not looking for someone to honk in my ear.
-He can stand in a corner and honk.
Pia, it will be 2 points.
- 3 points for Bianca.
Claes, 4 points.
You choose to have dinner
with a dog over a Gais fan?
Yes.
-Babben ...
-That stings.
You are a very beloved
and popular person.
But after this airs, you shouldn’t show yourself
anywhere near Gårda [where Gais are based].
-That's where these three Gais supporters live.
-They are fucking moody now!
Let's move on to the next task.
It takes place in the Bäst i Test house,
where we have performed most of the tasks.
It’s our arena and playground.
It’s time for a really heavy task.
-You seemed to be so far away.
-I am short. Perspective.
Wotcha.
Let's go.
"Move the block of stone as far
as possible in 30 minutes.”
"Farthest away wins."
- "Your time begins ... now."
It was quite self-explanatory.
-Who's first?
-Pia.
Very good choice.
I'll go find out how heavy it is.
So, it's not just a prop?
Oh, it is! It’s very light.
So.. she feels heading that way...
...is a good direction.
I probably would have gone elsewhere.
Something’s probably tricky with this one...
-Can I use my car?
-Do you have one? Then it's allowed.
No. I don't believe it!
No way. Someone has measured
a car's size.
I'll go some distance anyway.
You shouldn’t drive like this.
You shouldn’t expose others to danger-
-to win a ridiculous competition.
I want a car that can
take a little bigger load.
-Do I have to go along?
-No, the task is for the stone to move.
I hope the taxi will find this place.
Aren’t the taxis as
big as this one?
It's even smaller than that.
-This was not the biggest car.
-Unlucky.
-We lost a good quarter.
-Very much time.
Is there anything you haven't ...
-...thought of?
Let's see. A classic hand truck.
-Well then.
-See you!
"Well, what have you done today?"
- "I moved a big block of stone."
Excuse me, listen up for a while!
You are young people, and smart.
What is your advice to me?
Run. Go.
The subway. Where is it?
Bye.
What's this? I have no money
on my travelcard. Yes, yes, yes.
Three minutes.
Hello. Pia.
Hello David! Is it true?
I am in Sri Lanka.
Right? Shit, I never even got on the tube.
You had many setbacks. Your car
was too small, the taxi was too small.
-I asked for a big one!
-And you had no money left on your travelcard.
Why did you start by rolling
the stone up the hill?
That's the part where I worry
how my brain works.
Who's next in line?
Pia has eaten a lot of airtime,
so we have to mash the others together.
No, fuck this!
Oh!
I really thought it was real!
Can't I just move myself?
-You'll have to move the stone block.
As far away as possible, this way?
Away from that point.
Kodjo chooses the wheelbarrow.
-I'm timing this, you know.
-I'm in a hurry, you notice that, right?
Can I call a taxi?
-Should I do this for half an hour?
-You have gone 10 meters.
- Yes, but for half an hour?
- You may do it any way you want.
Does anyone have a car?
-I feel like Mowgli.
-Brought up by wolves.
Good luck, Bianca!
-But wait...
Do you have a driving license?
You can see that I'm a former Finnish
marine, right? -He goes past the cars.
Can't even feel it.
Can you use vehicles?
-Good luck, Kodjo.
-Do you know Babben Larsson?
-This has a time limit!
-Yes, I know that.
Let's go to Finland.
How could I not think of getting
someone else to do it for me?
What’s happened? Well.
Drive straight as far as possible!
Lidingö or Helsingborg?
I won't make it to Helsingborg in 20 minutes.
-The problem with Lidingö is that it's an island,
and runs out of roads... -Can I drop it on the fare to Finland?
They drive slowly in Stockholm.
David: Half the time has passed.
Do I have to stay under the speed limit,
or will SVT take care of the fine?
-Stay within the limits of the law.
-Good. Bye.
Something's wrong. It can't possibly be this easy.
There must be some kind of hook.
I'll win this. There is no one
who thinks outside the box like me.
I understand if you can't tell me, but... nobody
was as brilliant as me in this task, right?
Out on the fields!
Here I, Bianca Kronlöf-
daughter of Jasmin and Michael,
erect my first runestone.
This will be fine.
I will not get any further.
-Well, we'll call it then?
-It feels good.
-David Sundin?
-Kodjo, time’s up.
Do you want to know how far I went?
Brottby.
You don’t know where that is, right?
-Hey, it's Bianca.
-Time's up.
We have come to ...
- Where are we? - Brottby.
- It sounds far away.
-I'll be real mad if somebody's gone further.
No one could possibly beat me. Unless there was
a bigger stone, and this one was wrong.
Otherwise, I'll win this battle.
I just want to say that already.
It is wonderful. So we have
four self-named geniuses-
-who all thought of the same solution
and think they are unique.
Oh, my perception of the
world is in tatters!
Marko, Lidingö is a dead end. You would have to
find the point at the far end.
I'm shocked that everyone had
the same idea as me.
I can see you talking,
but I can't hear anything.
Who went the farthest?
-Yes, Claes?
I can say this, Babben Larsson.
If everyone adhered to the speed limit-
-this can’t go in any other directen.
Possibly it may be a draw-
or someone violated the law,
and I'm going to put an end to that!
-Let's ask David to report the outcome.
Can we get the map up there?
We start by looking at Pia.
She went all the way to the subway station.
It’s 304 meters to the subway station.
We're measuring this as the crow flies.
If I had made it to the end station, and
I almost did, I think you should add that as well.
We move on to Marko.
He went to Lidingö,
until Lidingö ended.
It was 11.22 kilometers.
Good, Marko. Good, Marko.
-We continue with Kodjo.
-Oh oh oh!
-Kodjo made it 22.88 kilometers.
-Nice!
Kodjo ended up in Brottby.
which also is where Bianca went.
But she went a little bit farther.
-No!
She stopped to talk to people!
Hold, hold, hold!
This we will hold on to for a little while.
We'll not let this go that easily, let's
all relax and have some small talk.
Then you read it out somewhat slowly as they do
when there are important things happening on television.
-I'll just adjust my seat properly.
-If everyone is looking at the map now ...
Oh oh oh!
33.90 kilometers.
It's time to allocate the points.
Pia, you went one-hundredth
of the distance Claes went.
Oh, I got some warmth from Claes!
It’s the first time.
-He gives me some warmth.
-It will be 1 point to you, Pia.
2 points to Marko, and 3 to Kodjo.
Bianca should receive a deduction,
because you don’t step into a field like that.
-But you get 4 points, a weak 4.
-I have learned from this.
And Claes. Congratulations, 5 points.
-How can we move on from this?
-We have a shared silver spot:
Marko and Bianca on 7 points. And in
the lead: Claes Malmberg with 9 points!
-I’ve never been as nervous as this!
-We proceed with the next task.
[In Finnish:] Hello!
-Kodjo.
-High-five!
"Can't touch this!"
Sorry.
I'll have the last laugh.
What the hell is this? Thanks.
“Borrow 100 kronor [~US$10.23]
from a high-income earner."
"Someone who earns more than 50,000 kronor
[~US$5,117] a month."
"Fastest time wins."
-A month! Is that how much one should earn?
There are not many high-income earners
in these quarters...
Who the fuck should I ask?
This is too damn hard.
-There’s nobody around.
-It was quite a simple task.
How do you recognize a
a high income earner?
Maybe fur, expensive handbags and
so on, some weird hat ...
...nice shoes. It’s really difficult.
-Who will we watch first?
-We'll start with Marko, Pia and Claes.
Hello, hello. He goes that way.
I need to find a high income earner.
Do you earn 50,000 kronor a month?
You know what I'm thinking? Medical center.
They earn shitloads of money. Run!
Well hello there, it's Pia. I need to borrow
100 kronor from you. Are you nearby?
Pia is calling the journalist, writer,
and television host Mark Levengood.
Excuse me ... - He had earpieces.
Fully sober. Yes, 100 kronor.
Oh, you're not in...
Hey! I need a doctor who earns
over 50,000 kronor a month. Phone someone.
What do you earn? Can you lend me 100 kronor?
-Theoretically, yes. Babben said ...
Fuck Babben. You'll get back
a hundredfold on 100 kronor.
I'm incredibly famous from television,-
-and I need to borrow 100 kronor
from someone who earns 50,000.
You’ll get back 500 for 100.
Come on!
You'll meet up? I love you.
- I love you, too.
This took a lot of...
Hey! Hey! Per Eggers! [actor/singer]
-Surely you earn more than 50,000 a month?
-Of course.
Can you lend me 100 spann? [slang: kronor]
Can I borrow 100 kronor from you?
-Don't you have cash? - David!
-Push this. I'll stop the time.
Here.
There she is. - Hello!
Eva? Thanks a lot for the help.
Because I borrowed 100 kronor.
Wonderful!
Thank you very much!
Do you want it?
Those on the veterans’ sofa
managed quite well.
Didn't anyone think outside the box and just
not jump the first person they saw?
Yes, and we'll follow him now.
Do I have to get 100 kronor
physically, or can it be wired?
Hahahaha, you screwed this one up!
I'm so fucking clever!
Sometimes the brain just says “ding.”
-Time is still running.
-No problem.
Can you wire 100 kronor to me?
You'll get it back right away. Thanks.
And then we wait.
It's the technology that's acting up a bit.
But I still think I'll win.
Yes, there!
-100 spann.
-From "Mats.”
Boom! What? Genius! Come up with
something more difficult next time.
Good job, Kodjo.
But it wasn’t enough to take the lead.
The fastest time so far is 4 minutes
and 10 seconds. You were slower.
Bianca is left. - Do you have a
hard time walking up to people?
When you compete, nothing is tough.
-We'll see if that attitude pays off.
"Your time begins now."
Hey! I have a task.
I need to borrow 100 kronor.
-Do you earn more than 50,000 a month?
-Yes.
Can I borrow 100 spann?
You'll get it back tomorrow.
-Yes. But I have no cash.
-We can go to a cash machine.
God, how lovely!
I'm Bianca.
Wow, you're really nice!
Thanks! Wow, how about that!
- This is so good!
1.45 - if I'm reading correctly.
That is really good.
-No, no, no, no, no!
This is scandalous.
That's just lucky.
Did you pay it back the next day?
-Yes Yes. Nah.
He said, “Do you have a business card?”
Who even has that?
The production team returned the money.
We are in Vasastan. People
buy apartments with borrowed money.
If they are asked if they earn
over 50,000, they won't not answer no.
We have no proof that man
earns over 50,000.
Marko, even though you struggled so
hard, you end up with 1 point.
But when we looked up
what everyone earned-
It turned out not all of them
actually earned 50,000 a month.
-Let's welcome Per Eggers.
-No!
How could you?!
-Is there anything you would like to say to Pia?
-Yes.
I lied to you.
I don’t earn much at all.
-You earn more?
-No! No, not at all.
Look me in the eyes. You earn more.
-No, dearest Pia.
Go ahead and give her the flowers now.
Thank you for coming here
and telling us this. Per Eggers!
Marko, you jumped up a pinhole.
Pia got 1 point, you get 2 points.
Marko is in third place
at 9 points-
-Bianca second place at 12 points,
and in the lead, at 13 points, Claes!
Claes can take home a dinner with a
Gais supporter, a dog and a saxophonist.
If you win the whole competition, you'll
go home with Babben's bust, and that’s nice.
We have reached the middle of the show,
where we get to know our guest a bit better.
I have with some hesitation left
that to Mr. David Sundin. Here you go.
Thank you. Thank you. Okay, okay!
-Marko is your name.
-Yes.
Marko.
You have a somewhat funny name.
-My artist name Markoolio?
-No, your usual name.
-Leht ...
-Last name, yes, Lehtosalo.
-Lehtosalo.
-A simple H, only. Lehtosalo.
It sounds like you're ...
Where does that come from?
-It comes from Finland.
-Finland?! Oh, wow. Cool.
That's lucky, beacuse it is time
to play Finnish sticks!
Finnish sticks, Finnish sticks, Finnish
sticks, Finnish sticks, Finnish sticks
The sticks are Finnish!
Another vignette classic by David.
Explain the game.
The competition goes on as usual.
Marko, under the pillow is a letter.
Open it and read.
“Task 222.
Build an object of Finnish sticks."
"The highest object
after 100 seconds wins."
Calm down, I haven’t read it all.
I haven’t read it all.
"Your ... time ... begins ... now."
I can add that you may not
tear apart each other's buildings.
Fuck!
Leaning tower of Vaasa.
Oh, Kodjo's sprinting ahead.
Claes has some form of pyramidry.
The others go more for the tower.
I feel that I am stuck.
Claes has reached the end of the road.
-No!! Sorry.
-Bianca has suffered a mishap.
If you're happy with it, down blow it now.
It's 10 seconds left.
8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ...
... four ... three ... two ...
one ... zero! Hands away.
Finnish sticks, Finnish sticks,
the sticks are Finnish!
It's exciting when you've measured
them. What’s the result?
Highest tower of 37cm
was built by Kodjo Akolor!
He thus earns 5 points.
Then we will go to the next task.
Hello Hello.
- "Create a task for the others" ...
-... "which takes 100 seconds to complete."
- "You have 10 minutes."
- "Your time begins now."
I do not trust you, so I figure this task will
bite me in the ass. I won’t do anything that's too hard.
Where is the Shift key? Just kidding.
This will be great.
Here you go.
Everyone had to make a task
- except Marko, who will do the tasks.
As usual, you went all in.
You don’t get points for that,
but you can still get points.
You're going to guess who
created each respective task.
When we watch you performing the tasks, you
should figure out who has come up with them.
You others better get your game faces on.
1 point for each correct guess.
Wrong answer gives the
task designer 1 point.
Come on, Marko!
"Build a nice tower of newspapers
and tape. Highest tower wins."
- "You have 100 seconds." Fucking bad!
- One minute left.
"Do 50 squats in 100 seconds.
Your time begins now."
"Explain how singer Tommy Körberg got
his titan knees in place, in a surgical way"-
- "using a skeleton model."
Here we have Tommy Körberg's legs.
Firstly, they hollowed out the knee-cap.
"Enter a Finnish wheel pose. Walk 20
steps in that position while you say"-
- '' I have no milk at home '
in Finnish."
-No! The tape is wrong.
-40 seconds left.
You remove the knee-cap,
Then you fit a new knee-cap-
-and throw in an assortment
of different liniment thingys.
... 32 ... 33 ... 34 ... 35 ... 36 ...
Three ... two ... one ...
- And then he feels good.
- There we have it?
-It looks like a newspaper ball.
-I tried to stabilize it.
... 49 ... 50! There you go.
Yes...
Nice effort, but completely in vain.
At the physical stuff the old
Marine instincts kicked in?
No problem?
In contrast, your orthopedics career is
probably over before it even has begun.
Can you figure out who
gave you each task?
Now, let's see ... I think Bianca
was the one with the Finnish wheel pose.
Kodjo is working out a lot.
- He gave me the squats.
Claes Malmberg, you are a friend
of Körberg, for fuck's sake!
-Therefore, you gave me my knee joint.
-I wouldn’t bet on that if I were you.
-And Pia gave you the newspaper tower?
-It feels like your thing.
-Claes, did you have Körberg?
-Yes.
Pia, did you have the tower?
- Kodjo, squats? - And Bianca?
Yes!! Fuck yes, maximum points!
-4 points to Marko.
-I'm fainting!
Damn, how easy.
So there. Now, Pia, we're driving.
- Move.
Good. Then we proceed
to the next task.
I was afraid it would be up there.
“That would take a lot of time."
- "Get a train to honk its horn."
- "You have a maximum of 15 minutes.”
"Your time begins now."
Claes has made a point of not saying "now" so the time won't start. This must have given him a huge advantage.
We'll see how it went for Claes.
All I have to do is
get up to the tracks.
-You must obey the law; can't be on track.
-For fuck's sake, they must see me.
Hey! Hello Hello!
-Fucking honk then!
-The task is to get the train to honk, not wave.
If he had seen that it was me,
he would have honked straight away.
How the fuck do you get a train to honk?
It's good to stand in the way?
-They won't drive around and do little honks everywhere.
-Now he goes to the shed.
Now, damn it.
"Please honk - 50 years." 50th
- "Please honk - 50 years this year."
-That's a bit too much information.
Hell.
Two and a half minutes left.
-What the f...!
He saw me, and he wouldn't do it!
Oh! "50 years" feels a lot.
I do not need to bring that up.
I stand alone on my birthday
on a trampoline.
It's almost a movie idea.
-A lonely, little fat 50-year-old.
"Now I'll get a honk."
I'll have a honk
before the birthday is over.
He's with that one, 104-year-old.
"The man who found a 104-year-old."
-Claes Malmberg with his strongest performance.
-Now it's coming! Now it may work!
It's so close now. 10 ... 9 ...
Come on now! Honk!
-... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
- For fucks sake!
... 2 ... 1 ... zero. There, time's up.
Good work.
Tragic to watch a 50-year-old jumping.
Why didn’t it work?
-There probably aren't any horns on those trains.
-All the trains that passed had horns.
They might not believe
that you were turning 50.
They don’t look when they drive. They have
other things to do than to honk their horns.
If anyone has got them
to honk, I would like to learn.
-Who’s next in line?
-It's Pia and Kodjo.
"Get a train to honk." Let's see.
-I need pen and paper.
-We’ve got it in the shed.
-Where will he go, then?
-I need a car.
How did you come up with this?
Is this the international honk signal?
If the driver sees me,
then he becomes terrified and thinks:
"I'm honking for safety."
-I’ll head back to my chair.
Or...
Ah, this is meaningless.
This was really bad.
Follow me!
It's time for a joyride!
The idea is to get me up on the bridge.
I could run there, but who does that?
The train seems to arrive in ... 1 minute.
Can you do me a favor and honk?
It's Babben Larsson's birthday.
Honk! Honk!
HONK
You're a gem. Thanks.
Drive carefully!
It has to leave the platform.
HONK
Boom!
Kodjo, there you go throwing my name around again.
-Was this even on my birthday?
-No, your birthday is October 29th.
-That's when this happened!
-Nope.
You told lies.
Didn’t anyone think outside the box?
-Marko and Bianca, our Finnish friends, are left.
Okay, a train.
There are trains passing by up here.
I'll just run inside and pick up an item.
Let’s see. We will take the car.
Hurry up then!
The subway station.
I don't travel by train anymore.
YouTube. "Train sound effect."
What the...!
"Train passing sound effect." No!
Here it comes!
No, that's the wrong side. No!
Excuse me! Could you honk the horn once?
No honking?
"Train whistle."
-Yes!
Is this your contribution to the competition?
I think it was brilliant.
It's not just muscle muscle.
It is brain muscle as well.
He said he couldn’t honk.
I am stuck. I am stuck.
A train ... yes! How many is a train?
A train is two, three people.
Hi. I could use your help.
-I have to go get on this train.
-I must make a train honk.
Come on. Quick, quick, quick. Follow me.
We'll go this way.
Walk in a line. Let's go.
Toot-toot! Toot-toot! Toot-toot!
Thanks. I love you.
Good. Yes! Nice! We did it!
Incredibly impressive!
That's exactly how one should think.
It feels like there should be
extra points for that one.
-Claes missed out on this one because,
well, he didn't get a train to honk.
We have Kodjo at 8:36-
-we have Pia at 7:23, Marko at 6:03-
-and Bianca at 1:48!
Incredible! But before we hand out the points,
I think we should straighten out two question marks.
One is: Was Marko's train
a train that honked?
And the other: Was Bianca's train a train
that honked - or a phone that honked?
To figure this out,
we have invited Gunilla Norberg.
-Hi Gunilla, nice to see you!
-What nice clothes you have!
Don't listen to their ass-kissing. You’re an
expert in semantics and language comprehension-
-and have watched how these two handled the task.
Please respond truthfully to David's questions.
Is the train of people Marko got to pretend
to be a train - a train, semantically?
-Yes.
-No, she's bribed!
Question 2: Is the recorded train
that Bianca used considered a train?
No. Unfortunately.
-Thanks for your expertise.
-Good!
-I don’t understand anything.
-Gunilla Norberg!
Next up is a team task.
We have divided the panel-
-the Old-timers and the Younglings.
On the team that wins,
each team member gets 3 points.
You can also earn points, Marko.
But first, let's see what the task is.
Boring, I thought you would use that door.
Nope!
Hi, Claes. I'll go to the boss
immediately. - Hello.
-How are you?
-Good. I felt the distance here.
-You read.
- “Task 100." How many of these must we ...?
- "Stage a home video blooper" ...
-... "which is max 100 seconds long."
"The one Babben most appreciates will win.
You have one hour."
-We need something with FIRE!
First of all, what is a blooper?
-Good question.
It should be a realistic mistake
which has been caught on tape.
-No know when you ... "Oh, no!"
-Yes, a little like that.
"Blooper" in this context is simply a failure.
You are going to stage a realistic
home video that goes wrong.
We are looking for a realistic home
video feeling, plus entertainment value.
-What expert comes in then?
The winners receive 3 points each.
I am the expert to whom you are
going to kiss up to now.
Marko. Time to guess.
Which one of these teams creates
my favorite home video blooper?
Mistake. Claes is pretty
good at making mistakes.
He probably doesn't have to stage anyting.
It's enough for Pia to shoot some film of him.
-I think Claes and Pia.
-You bet your 3 points on the Old-timers.
-We'll book that.
-This may be where you lost tonight.
Then let's watch your home videos.
Are you ready? Beware of the sword,
it would be really bad if you...
-Absolutely.
I'll just set ...
There. Are you ready?
Bianca Kronlöf has experienced
both adversity and success.
She has the perfect psyche-
-to be able to do
this most epic split!
Wait!
Bianca!
Kodjo, did we get points?
Who cares about the points?
The most important thing is your life!
That was in character.
Actors say things in character.
-Bianca didn’t really die.
-Really?
Epic split - very good.
It has genuine home video feeling.
But then there's suddenly a sword strategically placed under her - there's something not quite home video...
Then there's some overacting on both your parts
in the end. I might deduct some points there.
-And then you could see the sword in the armpit.
-That, on the contrary, gives it a home video feel.
-What about entertainment value?
-I thought it was high.
Now, let's look at what
Claes and Pia have done.
You were going to lure
David out and scare him.
That would more imply a practical joke.
But we'll watch first.
-I think we should do that.
-It'll be fun to see how scared I got.
-Are you ready?
I'm going in now.
This is hard, because I'm the one
who has to make this look natural.
Hi. Wait, it got too close.
I would like to make a
behind the scenes movie.
Could you just follow me outside,
because the light is fucking bad in here.
Walk on this side,
and look into the camera.
Tell me how you got this job.
Watch out so you do not stumble.
How do you feel about this work?
The role you have on this show?
It's important it's somebody like ...
I was most scared myself!
It was me who got most scared.
Good one, Pia!
-Thanks.
-Good work.
You tried to scare David,
but you were most scared yourself!
-He was most afraid of all.
-We'll watch it in slow motion.
-... on this show ...
-It's important it's somebody ...
That's a blooper!
It was an involuntary blooper,
so it became real.
It is time to hand out points.
- Your movie was very well-made.
But I still think that I'll give
the victory to Pia and Claes.
You get 3 points each.
And Marko gets 3 points.
How is the scoreboard looking after this?
It’s quite exciting.
I would say that it
is incredibly exciting.
Bianca, at 16 points - third place.
Second place - Claes, 19 points.
In the lead, at 22 points - Marko.
It started a bit shaky,
but then you just go!
What happens now?
Now we'll see who's bringing home
dinner guests. Time for the final task.
It is time for the final competition.
The dinner will have an owner,
and finally - Babben’s bust.
-Marko.
-Yes.
Please read the letter
in the final of Bäst i Test.
"Stand up after exactly 100 seconds.
The most precise time wins."
"All possible timing equipment is
forbidden. Your time starts now."
Will the audience please clap their
hands a bit out of step?
What is your reasoning?
Do you count high in your head?
Claes seems to have gone to sleep.
Kodjo nods a bit too quickly,
at least it looks that way.
They look a bit absent.
Get them to answer some questions.
Kodjo, what has been the
highlight of the series?
That Icelandic firefighter
was fucking hilarious.
Claes, do you have a favorite
memory that you want to share?
Nothing? Claes? - Can you even hear me?
It feels like I'm not heard.
Time's up!
That may have been smart of Pia,
or perhaps she went straight into the trap.
Pia got up first on what
she thought was 100 seconds.
There we have Kodjo, Bianca, Marko,
and finally Claes.
A big applause!
Come back to your seats.
Now it's as exciting as it can be.
Who conquered this difficult task?
The mission was to
stand up after 100 seconds.
Pia Johansson
got up after 85 seconds.
Claes Malmberg
got up after 103 seconds.
Incredibly close to 100 seconds.
Which is great, Claes. Amazingly good.
Marko got up
after 102 seconds.
-That’s good.
-It's great, too. Great.
Bianca Kronlöf got up
after 101 seconds.
That's really good.
It's 1 second away.
Kodjo got up
at exactly 100 seconds.
-What a brain!
You can’t have a question about that.
-I got up last.
-That's right.
Kodjo gets 5 points, Bianca gets 4,
Marko gets 3-
-Claes gets 2, and Pia gets 1 point
in the final final event.
And the total?
We have a shared bronze.
Two got 20 points: Kodjo and Bianca.
We have a silver: Claes Malmberg.
The winner this evening is Marko!
[In Finnish:] Thanks!
-Congratulations!
-Take a seat at the dinner table.
[In Finnish:] Thanks!
Congratulations, Marko, who
takes his place. But...
But now it's time
to decide the series winner.
I have summarized these eventful
four weeks we've done this.
Points have been merged,
and sums have been generated.
The winner of the series, who can
raise Babben’s bust in the air, is ...
... Bianca Kronlöf!
We have learned that actors
often lie about their income-
that a honk does not make a train, and that
Finnish sticks are as good as Lego.
See you later! Thanks so much.
Original English subtitles: Moskillius