Bäst i test (2017–2022): Season 1, Episode 3 - Parisa Amiri gästar - full transcript

Welcome to Bäst i Test! In this show we mix
silliness and seriousness in an hour's time.

We have taskers out there in the field, who
will solve various assignments creatively.

Here comes the first one: the former
national karate champion, Kodjo Akolor.

Then the woman who's actually a bronze medalist
in the district basketball championships: Pia Johansson.

And the man who devotes eons of time to sports,
preferably watching football: Claes Malmberg.

And then we have the woman who actually lives next
door to the Ericsson Globe Arena: Bianca Kronlöf.

We always have a guest tasker on this show.

Tonight, it's the permanently
online TV presenter Parisa Amiri.

-And look here: David Sundin.
-I just keep track of the score.

-Hello! Are you feeling good?
-Yes.

-I always feel good when I see you, Babben.
-The kissing up has already started.



-A wonderful woman, fellow human being.
-Do we want to fill our limited time with this?

Did the trip to the studio go well?
-Pia practiced this speech all the way.

Parisa, what's your secret weapon?

Pia insists I may win because I have the youngest
brain between us. I think that could be a bad thing.

It has been used too little - too few years.

Have you met Claes?
Forget it.

You have done a bunch of tasks
which we will look at.

I will assess and score them.
I think we'll get started.

Thanks. The first task has already taken place.

You were supposed to bring along your
trendiest piece of clothing to the studio.

Babben will then rate
which she thinks is trendiest.

All your clothing will make up this evening’s prize
pool. The winner takes home all the trendy clothes.

-Exactly, so what do you have to show us?
-These.

Fashion lion Claes Malmberg's trendiest piece of
clothing is an old onepiece - elegant and timeless.



Kodjo Akolor has had a cap with
his initials on it specially made...

Totally sick, where would you
get such an idea?!

Pia sometimes needs hair extensions.
What could fit better? ...on her of course.

In the TV series "Full patte”, Bianca's character
"The Dude" had a mustache. Here it is.

Parisa’s trendiest garment
is a pair of thigh-high boots.

Thankfully they're unisex.

-How nice you looked in Parisa’s boots.
-They were nice, but a bit big.

But you know what they say
about guys with small feet?

-No.
-They're very polite, helpful and nice.

First, one question. Hair extension
and a mustache: are they really clothing?

Let's look in the dictionary:

"Clothes are worn by people to protect
the body against cold, moisture or heat."

-So, that's a fine line ...
-No, it's not that fine.

I disqualify both hair extensions
and mustache.

A mustache does not protect and is,
moreover, not particularly trendy...

Bianca and Pia end up at the bottom
with one point each.

Good! We like that.

Claes' onepiece is not super trendy,
but you get 3 points.

Kodjo, the cap has been popular
ever since the ’40s. You get 4 points.

-I am satisfied.
-But Parisa’s boots get 5 points!

-You're just angry they’re not your hair color.
-I'm not mad at all. On to the next task.

Let's head over to the Bäst i Test house.
Most tasks are conducted inside and outside it.

Do do-do do do-do do, David!

I'm making an effort. The others
won't try to warm your heart.

Hello, hello...

I want to cut this seal with something.
Gives a powerful impression, you know?.

“Task 802-1."

"Do something that looks
impressive shown in reverse."

"The one who impresses most wins."

What a shitty task.

Throw up in reverse!
That probably looks impressive...

-To eat vomit really fast?
-Right, right. That's super disgusting.

-I really hope Bianca didn't follow through with that idea?
-The first thought is not always the best.

The point of this task was to do something that,
when played in reverse, would impress Babben.

We can look at how Bianca solved it.

Ta-da!

-Yes! It came from within.
-How did you do it?

-It was hard. I practiced for a long time.
-What high level of ambition!

-No no.
-This category may be the best.

Did you hear "ta-da" backwards?

-Now it's time for Kodjo.
-Here it comes.

Babben is the best.

-No, what's this?
-I know, it's sick.

Flattery is flattery, even in reverse.
Is that all you’ve got?

-What a low level!
-I got a random text from my brain.

The most impressive was how effective
it was, and well-thought out ...

Excuse me, is this a karate master?

A champion in karate?
Japan is crying!

-Let's move on. Who are we looking at?
-Parisa. She's also into this flattery thing.

No, I don’t think so.

I love you!

A genius! I am so happy
that Kodjo came just before this.

-You could’ve finished with "I löv you" [I leaf you].
-You can tell you finished 2nd in that pun competition.

After Kodjo, I felt even better.

This flattery was actually better,
If Babben herself got to pick. - And now?

-Let's look at Claes.
Exciting, he's never kissed up to anyone.

-Has it started?
-Yes, it's started. Watch now.

But this was not all of the choreography,
just a quick preview. Look!

Look! Look!

Now it's coming. Look! Look!

Do you see? It's so thorough ...

Sorry, I can’t talk.
I have to look.

Fuck, that's good.

-That's so you.
Let's watch Pia's attempt.

-Nice.
-Watch and learn.

Hello David! David!

Come here, Pia!

Come here, Pia!

No! No!

Help! Help!

-Help!
-Aah! Ah-ah-ah!

A big hand for David.

Nobody said you could use David.

One had to use the brain. You guys
didn't think; you have no brains.

-Cheating.
-No.

Can we get to the point?
It is so obvious who wins.

Show what's best - go ahead.
Here is one who works like Baryshnikov.

-I work with the body.
-Work with the body! I roll upward.

You roll around. You're like
a humiliated housewife in Jakobsberg.

Flattery is nice, but just reading
the mobile phone gives 1 point to Kodjo.

What? No!
-Justice!

You did not say my name!
You did not say my name this early!

Claes, very nice dance.
An honorable two points.

That's a lot for that.

Flattery is nice, albeit in leaves.
But that was funny. 3 points to Parisa.

Despite foolish intrigue, the execution
was ambitious. 4 points to Pia.

But 5 points go to Bianca’s
puzzle-crafting film. Very good.

-Tattoo your name here. Thanks!
-Some results, perhaps?

-We don’t want to know.
-Parisa leads with 8 points.

Bianca 6 points, the rest 5 points each.

-How did that happen?
-It is Swedish TV's biggest scandal.

-Claes, three out of five is pretty good.
-No, not after all that work.

To produce Friday entertainment, I jumped
on a table, weighing 200 ponds, bendy like a cat.

To be fair, you jumped down
from a table - played in reverse.

In reverse? I had no idea. Were we
supposed to play it in reverse?!

If that's the case, that's okay.

The next task is a team effort. For
the winners, 3 points are at stake.

Two teams, the Old-timers Pia and Claes,
and the Younglings Kodjo and Bianca.

Parisa, you can also win points. Let's
start with finding out what the task is.

Thanks thanks. Oh!

Wait! Do not talk to him,
then we have time to think.

Oh, this looks exciting. Claes.

I think of school subjects:
music, biology.

-You've got it.
-You have your glasses ready.

"Get 11 points as fast as possible.
Your time starts now."

"Get 11 points. Your time starts now."
What the fuck is this about?

-We have questions!
-This is what I do.

-How do you get points?
-Good question.

I think this was perfectly clear.
Get 11 points in the shortest time.

This is incomprehensible. But Parisa,
who do you think you got 11 points fastest?

The Old-timers or the Younglings?
You lose - no points.

-I'll put it there. They need support.
-I'm on your side too.

Then we look at how it went
for Kodjo and Bianca.

-11 points if we ...
-If you do this.

-... there we have six and one-eleven.
-Twelve minus one.

You have 0 points. You should hurry up.

-It's points!
Did you find a point? No.

-What are you asking for?
-Points. Eleven of them.

It makes me feel very unsafe when there
are no clear rules. Music...

It feels like different
types of intelligence.

-What did I say? Chess. Then we got a ...
-Chess?

-Chess, book ...
-Radio-controlled chess. A rebus!

-RC, chess...
-radio-controlled...

THE BELL IS RINGING

-You said chess.
-RC, drums, books, read ...

-Books...
-... drums, letters.

Dice! Poop! Chess, radio ...

Chess, radio controlled, dice.
Chess, radio controlled ... dice.

-Chess ... what the fuck?!
Do we have to say a new word?

Then it's also human. Drum,
letters, frog, dice, David

CLOCK

-11 points. Good work. -This was the
most disturbing thing I've ever experienced.

-I do not like you.
-You only make things up.

Unprofessional, David ... but well
thought-of if it was Babben's idea.

-Do you know why you scored?
-I’ve been sleepless for weeks.

One point to Claes.

-You did this just because ...
-No.

-Points to Claes.
-Not again! I can’t handle this.

-Points to Kodjo.
"No, not again!"

Points to Claes. Okay.
You should know what gave points.

Maybe it's chess ...
-It feels like different types ...

... of intelligence.

BELL RINGS

No, I don't want any of more of this.
Now I'm, I'm ashamed.

I do not want to be on this show.
I am moving abroad, I cannot...

The same rules applied to us?
-Yes.

Where exactly should you touch?

Tactile touch on or inside the
lip edge gave a score.

Tactile touch on the lip edge
always scores points ...

-Let's watch how the Old-timers did.
-No, we can skip it.

Are they aware of the tactile tactics?

-We will roll the dice.
-Every point we will get.

"Get a better word because your boundless
cowardice did not find my tongue."

"Eye to eye with his victim ..."

-You have zero points.
-What the fuck do you get points for?

- Are you okay?
"I have not played chess for a long time.

Teacher, drummer ...
-So you write frog? A frog of ...

BELL RINGS

-Yes, we get points.
-Why?

-2 points.
-Why did we get points now?

-3 points.
-Why?

Could it be that we say "points"?

"Why cry when ..."

Maybe touch your face.
Points, Points, Points.

They are different! Frog Ball.

-No points for Paul Potts.
-8 points.

Who plays drums?
-9 points.

-Who? What? Why?
-10 points.

We'll only have one more,
then we're done.

-11 points!
-Thanks. This was so easy.

I do not understand anything, but it's fun.

-Pia, you were so close to the solution.
-Like this. "What can it be?"

Is this real life? I feel like
I'm at a mental hospital.

-How were the times?
-It's interesting.

A minute separates the teams.

Bianca and Kodjo solved it
in 6 minutes and 49 seconds.

Claes and Pia in 5 minutes
and 49 seconds!

-It means zero points for Parisa.
-And for them too!

-Not here, there there.
-And you are "a good loser".

Should we move on to the next
segment, “The Middle of the Show"?

We get to know our guest. For some inexplicable
reason, I've agreed to let David handle it.

Please, David.

Is this a "roast"?
-No, or yes.

I ask some questions so that we
get to know you, Parisa. How's it hanging?

-Great.
-Great, fantastic... What long hair you have.

Yes. It's actually my own.
Before Pia starts to pull on it.

If you only could eat one kind of pizza
the rest of your life, what would you choose?

Capricciosa, or ...?

What are your hobbies, except eating
pizza and not cutting your hair?

TV series, science fiction.

Is any TV series extra good?
-Now? "Westworld." Everybody agrees.

- What's about trolls and axes?
- Trolls and axes?

No, more fantasy...
-Dragons?

- "Game of Thrones”, is it
a favorite series?

-Absolutely.
-Good! Time to play "Paper clip [gem] of thrown"!

What a nice tribute to our savior
of offices, the paper clip. What happens now?

We are going to play Gem of Thrown,
vaguely inspired by the television series.

-What's with the action figures?
-They are probably just there for the mood.

Parisa, you have a letter
under your couch.

"Place the paper clip in the container in front
of you. The person with the most clips wins."

"You must not leave your place or get help
from anyone. You have 100 seconds from now!"

Butt on the sofa! Butt on the sofa!

-Oh!
-Pia is out.

Pia, stop! Butt on the sofa, Pia!

Oh oh oh! It's fine!

Bianca and Claes
are in it to win it.

This is complete chaos. Kodjo's
looking good, too. The clips are thrown!

Claes! Stay were you are.
Butt on the sofa.

That was very good.

Time is up! Time is up!

There was only one!

- "Clip over" or, as you say it in your
dialect, Babben... -Gem over, yes.

Now David has counted and recounted
all the clips. How did they do?

Pia went out hard and tried to pull
off a three-pointer, like in basketball.

I managed. I can’t be held responsible
because it was made of glass. It fell apart.

Let's see.
Pia got zero clips in hers.

Oh, that's too bad...

Parisa: 33 clips. Claes: 45 clips.

Bianca: 68 clips, and Kodjo: 73 clips.
The points are awarded.

A question. They are welcome to win.

Did everyone have the same amount of clips?
I put all in, yet there were only 43.

It was exactly 100 clips.
Otherwise it would have been unfair.

This gives us a total of:

Parisa, Kodjo and Bianca: 10 points.
Pia: 9 points.

But leading the pack is Claes
with 11 points!

I want to tell the viewers ...

-Sit down. It is far from finished.
-I’ve won so far.

-What's next on the menu?
-Italian pastry pillows: ravioli.

The ravioli task was your thing, Pia.

-I don’t even remember it.
-I don’t understand anything.

Now I remember. Sometimes we play
a little prank on one contestant.

Sometimes someone may have
to do a task out-of-competition.

We'll see who got that
honor this time.

"Buongiorno."

I think I know what this is.
I won’t do this...

I can say that right now.

Oh. I was convinced I had to eat
fermented baltic herring.

“Task 609. Count the number of ravioli
in the can. Your time begins now."

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight ...

... 23, 24.
How many was that? Fuck it.

... 17, 35 ravioli. 35 ...

-42. It's less than I thought.
-Yes, it's funny.

43. Now you can put on exciting music.

Seems to be 59 raviolis.
I say 60.

-60. I'll write you up..
-Hang on, what's with the clock?

-You said I should do this nice and slowly.
-It's mostly for the feeling.

-Good, very good.
-Thank you, Claes.

Now I know how many ravioli are
in a jar: 59-60. Next task.

Wait! Shouldn’t the others do this?
Was it just me?

Can I get my points?
-No points. It's out-of-competition.

Claes also had to count
fermented baltic herring.

But we can’t air it,
because he swore too much.

-It's time to impress.
-Ah! Okay.

-Hello.
-Hello.

You are that blogger, right.
I’ve seen you on the telly. How nice.

I'm only 104 years old, so ...

-Hello!
-Hello.

You have taught me the most important
thing of all: Never stop being curious.

I'm curious as long as I can.

“Task 104. Impress a
104-year-old southerner."

"The one who impresses most wins.
You have 20 minutes."

“Your time begins now." Piece of cake.
- Hello!

"Piece of cake."

Dagny Carlsson is Sweden's
most famous 104-year-old.

When she was 99, she took a computer class.
At the age of 100, she started blogging.

2 years ago she became Senior of the Year.

How can you impress this famous lady?
Dagny will do the scoring-

-and tell us how impressed she was.
It's your right when you're 104.

Pia and Claes have lived
for as long as Dagny.

Together - if you put it together.

-They chose similar tactics.
-Exciting.

I can risk it a little.

You do as good as you can. You
shouldn’t have so much pretention.

I can tell an anecdote
about dialects. I live in Malmö.

You don’t talk that fast.

The southern dialect may be a little
difficult at first when you’re not used to it.

-"It's not a dialect, it's a noise."
-I wouldn't go that far.

I can handle the dialect.
I was in Malmö.

-A worse dialect than in Kristianstad.
-Yes. Doesn’t compare.

I made a fool of myself. It was in the
beginning of my career. I was 25 years old.

I was in a comedy on stage
and had a big nice dress.

The play was "Lantlollan". The audience
was graceful, though it was comedy.

It made me nervous.
All my jokes fell flat.

Then I laughed so much
that I peed myself.

I was acting on a sloping stage.

"Everyone will notice
that I have pissed myself."

The pee ran down, and I laid
down on stage with the dress.

-"Now I'll just unnoticeably swab this up."
-Like a mop.

I was walking on Möllevång square
in Malmö. Then someone came up to me.

He said, in his incomprehensible dialect:
“Do you want me to kick your ass?"

I couldn’t understand him and said "Yes, please." After
I was on the ground, I realized that I should’ve said no.

It's a story from life.

Then the undercoat didn’t fit.
It had shrunk in the laundry.

-Now, you laughed at least.
-Yes. But you were funny, too.

-It was an honor to meet you.
-Nice to see you in real life.

How fun. Thank you, and
good luck with the blogging.

See you. Have a nice day! Bye.

One who pissed herself and one who got beaten up.
Sounds like a regular night in my hometown Hemse.

-How did it go for Parisa?
-Parisa used two strategies.

-Great value, this.
-This is totally sick.

Do you know who Beyoncé is?
-Who?! No.

It's a woman from the
United States, a singer.

-I've sung with her once.
-No, I have not seen her.

Do you recognize her? I got to
sing with her a few years ago.

-There I am!
-Oh, yes?

Come on! Two words, not too shabby?
- Makes you a little happy, right?

Are you mostly just happy for me, or was it cool?
-Yes, but you won’t get the highest score.

-You thought it was a little beautiful.
-You did as good as you could.

Maybe I could hold my breath?
What would impress you? 5 minutes?

No, you'll die. One minute.
-One minute?

Do you promise you will be impressed?
-Yes.

You can hold my nose.
Nearer the base, I have a huge nose.

Ready, set, go.

-She'll die soon.
-Yes, that's an impressive trick.

-Now have you impressed me.
-Was that a minute? I nearly died!

My head is throbbing. Did I really impress you?
Or did you just want to let go of my nose?

-I felt sorry for you in the end.
-I was a little impressed, actually.

Are you that good at holding your breath?
-Was that good?

-You offered 5 minutes. Are you into free-diving?
-I figured a 104-year-old might have poor time perspective.

Imagine the headlines: "104-year-old murdered TV star."
-The most famous death I could get.

That Beyoncé thing was funny...
- "We have sung together"!

You sit there and she stares ...

I never pissed myself - I'm sorry.
That would be a better anecdote, clearly.

It's kind of the same as claiming
you've had sex with Orlando Bloom...

...but in reality all you did was watch some
Pirates of the Carribbean and rub yourself.

-Sleeping with Bloom isn't impressive...
-Babben, Babben ...

It was just a parable off the
top of my head. - Who's left?

Bianca and Kodjo both bet on ingestion,
with slightly different results.

Dagny, is there a tavern nearby?
A pub.

-Yes.
-Shall we then? Dagny, let's go.

Can I put on coat and shoes?
-Absolutely. Now we'll go out on a date.

Can I be of service in any way?
-Yes, what are you good at?

Anything.
I'm good at most things, actually.

Do you want some coffee? Or should I
refurnish? Should I build something?

-Coffee and a biscuit would suffice.
Okay, we'll start with that.

-So far, how's the date going?
-So far, I have survived.

But you've survived for a long time.
That may not be a good sign.

I have stopped being surprised.

Coffee and biscuit. You can do things
the easy way, but I don’t believe in that.

You know what? I don’t even have a driving license.
Shit! Something broke down.

Oh, God. This is so stressful.
God, I'm so stressed.

Has it been ten minutes?! Maybe this
was the worst idea ever, but I'm no quitter!

It's so cozy! I'm getting
excited to meet you.

It feels so nice. How do you
celebrate being 100 years old?

You treat your guests and have a nice champagne.
Champagne is the best. I know.

Can we have champagne?

No queue, please. Hurry up.

Hey! I need your very fastest
coffee and a biscuit. Oh, God!

Wait! Where is the car key?

-Bravo!
-Thanks. God, how nice.

Cheers for Mondays.

-Was it good?
-It could have been a bit drier.

Ouch ouch ouch! This is the most
stupid thing I've ever done.

I burned my hand. Fuck!

-How long?
-Ten minutes.

Now we have one minute left of our date.

I want to make a toast
to 20 amazing minutes with you.

Delicious! I don’t eat meat usually.

-This was really good.
-All that is forbidden is good.

-Five, four, three, two, one.
-Nice! Thank you very much.

Woo-hoo!

All the time in the world.

-David, why did you call?
-Time’s up, Kodjo.

But I have been in
the kitchen all the time.

-Nice try, Kodjo.
-You must have suffered a total breakdown.

You live in Solna where Dagny lives, and
you passed three good cafés on your way...

That's right, Babben.

As I said early on, when you've decided to
do something stupid, it's hard not to see it through.

You just move forward. Looking at it now,
it looks more stupid than how it felt at the time.

Bianca, when you heard
that she liked champagne...

-My first thought though, let's do a shots tray.
-Good dating tip.

-Shots tray and a late snack.
-You did something similiar, offered her alcohol.

You dulled her senses a bit and
may appear in good light.

-Let's take a look at how impressed Dagny was.
-Yes, show the results.

Bianca Kronlöf.
Easy to talk to. Funny and cozy.

Her beautiful smile was
impressive. A four.

Kodjo Akolor.
Not impressive.

I would rather have had a guffaw.
He can get a three.

Claes Malmberg.
Jovial, natural. A clear four.

Parisa Amiri.
Not as funny.

She did what she could. And gets a three.

-And Pia Johansson.
-I enjoyed her. Top marks.

She is beautiful to look at. It’s not
fake comedy; she's the genuine thing. Five.

No! No! No! This is me speaking up.

This turned into a dating show. She
is judging appearance and personality.

So, just because you're old,
you can't be superficial?

I would also be angry if Beyoncé's
mick had passed over me.

Go buy a coffee, Kodjo.

You could almost see Dagny and Pia
falling in love. Certainly it was a date.

You impressed most and got top marks.
That's how it is.

The others really struggled,
give them a hand. - And next?

I'm sticking my neck out and
saying this: On to the next task.

-Why hello there! Hello there, Mr. Smiley Face.
-Next success in turn.

-I wonder.. when you wake up in the morning...
-It's like this.

-Oh! “Task 500."
- "You get 500 kronor.” [~US$51]

- "Buy a gift for Babben."
- "Most appreciated gift wins."

- "You have one week."
- "Your time begins now."

Yes. What are you thinking?

-There is no week on the stopwatch.
-It's mostly for effect.

-Yes, I have a plan.
-Exciting. Good luck.

Three, two, one. There, time's up.

You have brought gifts that you hope
will impress me, for a maximum of 500 kronor.

-Parisa, what did you bring?
-Something that represents you well.

A nice tribute, something you can have
at home. It's a wooden Babben.

-Have you seen?
-For real.

A Babben statue.

The money went to the wood,
all my tools and my hourly wage.

-Thank you very much.
-A so-called "Babbyett".

Impressive. Now, we'll see
what the rest of you have. Pia?

Yes ... I know you like dogs a lot.
We share that interest.

Many dogs need help.

Therefore I invested the 500 kronor
in the Dog Stables, which helps dogs.

The limerick, I have done myself,
because you like limericks.

"A homeless lab from Pog
who goes by the name of Dog”-

"Got 500 bucks and gave Babben a hug
Now they share pages on the blog"

Oooooh...

-You're welcome.
-Thank you.

It is framed upside down. Thanks.

Ouch! It was so nice until now.

Then we'll see: Claes. I'm a little
curious about what you've concocted...

I know you're from Gotland [an island],
we all know that.

I bought you a lamb. It was difficult to
transport; it kept baaing all the time.

So instead, here is the
interior of the lamb.

-On top of the cover...
-Lamb chops, served with fleece.

I saved all the other bones. If you
want the whole lamb, do as you please.

-Vegetarian Bianca is really upset.
-It's really nice meat, too. I've not tested it, but...

It probably is though, because it's been
tenderized on the ferry from Gotland.

I'm sorry you're in the nearest seat, Bianca,
because it actually smells a bit.

-Bianca, what have you got?
-I googled your interests.

But I thought the others would, too.
I wanted to mix it up a bit.

I went to the subway and approached
someone who was begging.

I said, "Can I buy a penny
from you for 500 bucks?"

So he said: "That's the weirdest thing
I've ever heard", but he said yes.

He said, "I love Babben".
This is from me and Kristian.

You have Sweden's most expensive penny.

-We have the proof of the transaction.
-There are two hands, if nothing else.

We believe in your good heart.
- Kodjo, have you got a gift?

-Yes...
-Yes?

I want ... - Nice, you had one
happy lamb. The dog thing, amazing.

You don’t have to review the others.

The penny was also good.
- I forgot yours.

I've read that you like music.
Great jazz ... things.

-Jazz things?
-A music genre. Read more on the internet.

I'm looking forward to this,
because I am extremely nervous.

I really have nothing, but I
thought I could offer a song.

I hope you like gospel.

-Oh, happy ... Have you heard that one?
-Yes.

Oh, happy day
- Can you...?

Oh, happy day
Oh, happy day!

You look skeptical.
-Yes, sorry, I do.

You have not brought a gift.

Are there any people who can help?
Are there any people who want to be with ...

-It’s worth 500 bucks.
-Yes, if you only come here.

-Oh, happy day
-It sounds good. And one more.

When Jesus washed
when Jesus washed

When he washed
he washed my sins away

Oh, happy day

When Jesus washed
Oh, happy day

Are you not joining?
-I have to make a note.

No one knows the joy?
Oh, happy day

Thank you very much to Immanuel Gospel, funny you
should all, completely spontaneously, be in the audience...

Here, you get 500 bucks. Thousand thanks!

I can't believe I pulled that off,
one hundred percent spontaneously.

-You should score this.
-This will not be easy.

-Claes.
-Why do you always start with me?

We've known each other for a long time.
Therefore, I give you 1 point.

It was fine, but the others,
I think, have done very well.

Let's see. 2 points to Pia.

I really appreciate that
the dogs got the money. 2 points.

Homeless: 3 points.
It's a worthy purpose.

It's a bit sneaky: "I'll give the money to a deserving
cause so Babben can't give me low points". I can.

Then we have two left: the beautiful
choir and this homemade statue.

I give 5 points to both,
to Paris and Kodjo.

-How nice.
-I hope you enjoy it.

Parisa, you would have been the only winner if you
made the tits a bit bigger and the tummy a bit smaller.

-A bit too much.
-Too, true to life isn’t always good.

We have summarized the scores.

In shared last place,
Claes and Pia with 16 points.

Parisa and Kodjo: split first place,
18 points. Bianca is located in between.

It's tight, and everything can happen
when we enter the final.

Now it's time for the final.
The participants have candy and boxing gloves.

-Kodjo, you can read the letter?
-Funny.

-I will help you.
-"Sort out the yellow ... dragées ..."

The dragées - the sweets.

"... in the empty bowl.
You must not remove the boxing gloves."

"The one with the most yellow
dragées in the bowl wins. "

"Each dragée with a different
color loses points.”

"You have 100 seconds.
Your time starts now."

Pia, be careful with the bowls.
They are made of glass, you see.

Pia's got a different shaped bowl,
as she broke the previous one.

Bianca is doing this with
her mouth. As is Claes.

-Claes is doing really well.
-No, what are you up to?

The rules are the same,
even if they are a bit damp.

Pia, she pushes her fists ...
Now it gets messy.

Pia has an ability to wreck things.
There are two - a couple of deductions.

If you can get the different colored ones
out of the bowl, you'll not have as many deductions.

30 seconds left!
Claes’ bowl seems to be completely yellow.

A lot of yellow in Kodjo’s,
but also deductions.

No!!

Kodjo pulls a Pia Johansson
and is out of the competition.

10 seconds left.
Kodjo is out of the competition.

Time is up! Stop! Back!

Kodjo, fella. You're not going
to win this competition.

Come back to your places while we count.

After this hot dragée match,
we must have a final result.

Yes. The dragées are counted.
Anyone can win this.

We are competing for this awesome dress
with a cap, hair and the whole thing.

Kodjo cannot win. He trashed his bowl.
Zero points to Kodjo.

Pia got 34 yellow-

-minus 19 in other colors,
and ended up with 15 dragées.

Parisa: 33 minus 8 in some other color.
25 dragées.

Claes: 31 minus 3, a small number.
28 dragées.

Bianca 41 dragées minus 1.
40 dragées.

In total...

Wait! I'm just listening.

In total:
Pia came last with 18 points.

Kodjo: 19 points.
Claes: 20 points. Parisa: 21 points.

Bianca: 22 points! Congratulations!

Great! Go and collect your prizes.

What have we learned tonight? Boxing is an
effective weapon against eating too much candy.

Senior citizens drink more champagne
than coffee. Bianca got a tough start.

But she took it home again with the dragées
and is tonight's winner. Come back!

Original English subtitles: moskillius