Bäst i test (2017–2022): Season 1, Episode 2 - Eva Röse gästar - full transcript
Bäst i test (English: Best in Test) is a Swedish comedy programme based on the British show Taskmaster (2015). It has been broadcast on SVT since spring 2017. The show features four fixed panellists per series, along with one guest per episode, who all compete in odd competitions, judged by Barbro 'Babben' Larsson and assisted by David Sundin.
Huh?!
Honk!
Stop the clock!
Hello and welcome to Bäst i Test! The show where
we investigate the creativity of our contestants.
We have given them simple tasks
which can be solved in different ways.
The panel consists of nothing
but noble nobility.
The hardest working man
in showbiz: Claes Malmberg!
The woman who gave theater sports
a face: Pia Johansson!
Winner of both the Guldbagge and Kristallen
[Swedish movie and TV awards]: Bianca Kronlöf!
And here we have Mr. Red Nose Day
in the flesh: Kodjo Akolor!
But, we also need a
guest in every episode.
We have invited the celebrated movie star
and highly appreciated actress: Eva Röse!
Whoops, I forgot to introduce my
assistant and umpire: David Sundin!
Quite alright, quite alright, I'm sitting
a little lower... Maybe you just overlooked me.
Let's not be bitter just
because you have a smaller desk.
-Welcome!
-Thanks.
You know what, I've always argued that
fun people are more creative than boring ones.
So. You have something to prove here.
-Kodjo, do you think outside the box?
I think that there is no box.
-You have a completely open plan in your head?
It's empty and airy in my head.
Everything must be scored, and most points wins.
Let's kick things off.
You were tasked to bring along
your most valuable item to the show.
Then Babben will rate them, and after that,
they'll make up tonight's prize pool.
-The winner gets the whole lot.
-All the prizes?
-You cannot get rid of them.
-But, Eva brought her child...
Let's look at the items.
Pia's most valuable item
is a bottle of holy and healing water-
-from the famous source in Lourdes.
Eva has donated a work of art-
-with an estimated value of £6,000.
Thank you Eva!
Kodjo once received a bracelet from
legendary music producer Quincy Jones.
Obviously, he adds that to the pool.
Thanks, Kodjo.
A plastic garden decoration formed as a deer
is Bianca's contribution. Value? Not a clue.
Claes brought a jar with mixed coins,
Swedish as well as foreign-
-valued at about 100 pounds.
100? It's a lot more.
Pia, what's supposed to happen when you drink that?
David had a sip, but he's not looking very healed.
He is completely transformed. He is freaking
beautiful today compared to last time.
Eve, do you regret bringing your painting?
I don't regret it if I
could have a go at that water.
Only the winner gets it.
The only thing you can ever
miss is private images, photos.
They are not valuable to anyone else,
so I brought a valuable image.
But I didn't think
that Claes might get it.
There's a pretty slim chance that I
somehow would end up the winner tonight.
I have valued and appraised your items.
Pia - 5 points. Valuable. Good.
For some water?! Is 5 points the highest?
For some water?
-I can bring an endless supply of water.
-It's holy.
That's fair.
-Kodjo, 4 points.
What? It's just water!
Eva, you got 3. Claes gets 2 points
for his money can.
Bianca, your beast is worth 1 point.
From here it can only go upwards.
-Thanks for the starting uphill battle, Babben.
-The next task takes place outside the studio.
We go to the Bäst i Test house.
It's where we conduct most of our tasks.
Let's head over there then.
Wotcha!
There's too much energy surrounding you.
-Looks like the opening of a dance performance.
Can I open it?
Why so serious?
Let's see...
"Place these three balls inside
the circle on top of the hill."
"The task is completed when all three
balls are laying still in the circle."
-What circle?
-"Fastest time wins."
“Your time starts now.”
Where is the circle? Wait!
All three balls should be laying still
in the circle without anyone holding them.
Some of you have documented ball-sense.
Claes is an old football player.
-I also used to have good ball-sense.
-You used to be a goalkeeper, right?
-Yes, at olympic level.
-David, who should we look at first?
I think we can be polite
and start with our guest-
ball virtuose Eva Röse.
Which circle?
God, why do I have these shoes?
-No! What the hell, this is not going to happen.
-I said there was a slope.
I need a stick. So, lie there.
Who thought out this hellish task?
That'll do!
Yes! Okay. Oh God...!
This won't work with these heels.
Can't you just ...?
That was alright. Stay there!
Stay there! Ah, shit!
Stay here now. Here you have your friend.
So, excuse me ...
Who came up with this thing with heels?
No! What the hell!
God, how wet it is!
The shed.
Huh?! Are you joking? No, god.
There, there.
So, guys. Are you with me now? Come now.
Oh, what the...?!
There is a risk of aggression.
Oh God!
-There, look. There.
-This looks pretty good.
Victory's sweetheart, here I come.
-Two of them are inside the ring.
They are completely still,
and you're not touching them...
Good work! I always say that.
-You see the goalkeeper tendencies.
-You can see me panicking.
This person, I do not know.
For real. This is not okay.
That woman talks to balls.
You tried with football, volleyball.
But tape ...?
I was going to hold it in the
middle, like a bowling bag.
But, wow, the self-confidence needed to
kick up the ball and put it in the circle!
That self-esteem has built me,
Claes. It could have worked.
It is among the best
I have ever seen on TV.
We shall see if anyone
can match Eva's time.
Then let's watch a mashup
of Kodjo, Pia and Bianca.
We will see a wide spectrum
of different approaches.
"Your time begins now." Uh ...
Maybe I should have checked
if the circle is up there.
She should also have brought with her
something to stop the balls rolling down.
What's shaking? I can't walk anymore!
It will fit there.
This will fit there. Here, maybe.
-This is somebody who has thought.
-One minute!
Oh God!
No!
Why do I do this?
Oh!
Who has ever been so happy
to see a pilates ball?
That looks good.
What?
-There. Good work.
-I won!
-What time did I get?
-I'm not saying.
Pia, you made a heroic attempt
to get all the balls up in one go.
-When did you realize it wouldn't work?
-Pretty much immediately. The thing was ...
I had a basket with me because I’ve
played basketball - basketball basket.
I knew they were going to roll down,
so it was good to have a basket.
It's useful when you run out of air that high up.
-David, how fast have they been so far?
-I don’t want to reveal it exactly.
The one who was fastest of these, except
Claes, had 3 minutes, 42 seconds.
3:42. Who wants to take the honor?
-Can't possibly be Kodjo.
-No one could have done it in 3:42.
That's what it took it in real time,
and then you have still made cuts.
Now it's only you left, and you have a
football background. Even if it's way back.
-Are you still any good?
-I think so.
Can you match their pace?
Speed-wise, I'm not the least worried.
Watching this, my biggest concern
wasn't “Wow, they're relly fast!”-
-or "Well then, now we play
at the highest level here."
We shall see if Claes could beat 3:42.
"The task is completed when the balls
lie still without anyone touching them."
"Fastest wins. Your time begins" ...
Wait. I have to think through this.
Now I'll be smart.
Do you see. Do you see.
Do you see. Now damn it.
Now damn it, you see!
What is it now?
I can do what I want, you said it.
-Read, then.
-..."now."
Damn, how clever I am!
-What is so smart?
Wait, you'll see.
Now I got it.
This is just like fucking "Superstars"!
-Like that.
-There!
Can you help me carry this lot?
-No, no, go sit down.
-I can't have it already?
-Not now. It's only the second task.
The winner is not yet declared.
- I won!
-They were not balls.
-They were not balls?!
Claes, very creative.
But, I really wonder, why did you run up
with a single ball first?
Good question. I also wondered
that watching this.
I was a bit disappointed with myself
and my ability to comprehend.
-You had a good plan.
-First I planned to cut all of them at the base.
Then it occurred to me this lot would say: “They’re
no longer balls!" So I figured I'd carry one up and avoid that.
Then they become balls that used to be balls.
But they used to be balls and are in the circle.
The letter didn't say "Carry up three
balls that used to be balls".
-I carried three balls.
-Two of them were transformed to balls
that used to be balls up there.
Look at the evidence! There you are carrying
two empty liquor store bags.
Excuse me. If the task had been
"Carry these three cute puppies" ...
Would you have killed them then?
-If I could win all that, definitely!
There is not a dog that would have lived.
It's actually possible to buy a football without
air in it. A ball is a ball even if it contains no air.
-Where did you find the knife?
-I always carry a knife.
In case there's a ball lying around.
It's time to sum up the scores.
Eva did it in 7 minutes and 42 seconds.
Pia got 4:15, Kodjo got 3:46,
Bianca 3:42 ...
... and Claes got 1:31.
The leaderboard after these
two tasks looks like this:
Claes, Pia and Kodjo have 7 points.
Bianca has 5 points, Eva has 4 points.
But, everyone's still in it.
-On to the next cunning task?
This one is "Bäst på häst" [Best on a horse].
Are some kind of pun master?
-Well, yes.
I have won a silver medal
at the national pun championship.
-There's really a national pun championship?
-There sure is.
...moving on.
Hello.
Wotcha!
- "Task 499."
- "Paint a portrait of a horse ..."
- "... while riding on a horse."
- "Best portrait wins. You have 15 minutes."
Okay.
-The biggest problem is how to get up in the saddle.
-You do it in the usual way, simple as that.
The participants will ride and at the
same time depict a horse standing still.
Who will we start with?
We'll be a little "wild and crazy"
and see a collage of four.
-It's all except Kodjo.
-Now you're worried, huh!?
We shudder on the inside.
Is it really worthy of someone
my age to be doing this?
I'm pretty sturdy up here, right?
What the...
Oh oh oh! That's at least an attempt
to draw a straight line.
Well, I had two brushes.
God, stand still.
Four legs? What kind of legs?
It has more hair than face, kinda.
SNORT
Oh God!
Sometimes one must simply admit:
when the art is ready, it's ready!
-David, do you see?
-I can’t get the painting any better.
It wouldn't probably be better even if
I had done it standing on the ground.
-Some of you have ridden earlier.
-Just by looking at me you should be able to notice that.
It's as if I've gone out to buy some milk.
The horse is simply an extension of myself.
I'm very happy you didn't stab
that horse with your knife.
Had they told me "carry this horse to
the circle on that hill", I would have!
Kodjo is allergic to horses.
That was no problem. We made a small
adjustment to the task, a minor thing.
Sit down.
Up, then you meet. Good.
We are in progress. Look at the horse.
Don’t tell me how to
use my creativity, David.
This is so degrading
for all involved!
Finished! Stop the clock!
-Wow, three minutes.
-Thanks, horses.
Very good solution, David.
Please show your works of art
so that we can judge them in real time.
-Like that, yes. Kodjo.
-This is not mine!
Well then.
Is he really a part of this, surely he's
participating out-of-competition?
-He was carried around on some fucking...
-You know what? I don't wanna be that guy, but...
-The ones we rode on sometimes made a skip.
-I hear you all have a great passion for justice...
But on this show, I make the rules.
Kodjo's horse is approved.
-Looking at his work... Was he allergic
to the horse he depicted as well?
That's his imagination.
You'll get points in a minute,
but I need an expert-
-so give a big hand to, straight from
"Antiques Roadshow", Knut Knutson!
Welcome, Knut. You've seen
your fair share of artworks.
Would you say any of this lot
has a future as an artist?
This is how it is. Kodjo ...
-1 point.
Are you sure you mean me?
You had positioned yourself a lot higher up
if that actually had been a horse.
2 points.
- It's going to ... Eva.
-It's a bit too low, I feel.
To clarify what Eva thinks
of horses she has drawn a heart.
No, that's wrong! It's hard to see because the
horse jumped around, but it says, "I love Babben".
-Oh... Then the 2 points is even more justified.
-The horse had finished and I had eons of
time left... so I just got a little inspired.
May we please have your three points?
-Three points..
You should probably think this through again.
I find when it comes to front-runners of art..
-It's just what I've done.
-Consider it again.
-Can we let Knut talk now?
-It's like this ...
-Don't use your knife now...
-Bianca ...
If the task had been to draw TWO horses ...
Fantastic! First a horse here.
How difficult is it to paint one
that stands side by side?
-What do you mean two horses? It's a portrait.
Are they Siamese twin horses?
No, no, this is the hair, the bangs.
-Come on, we can clearly see the two horses.
Then we'll ask you
to hand out the last two points.
Now it’s between Claes and Pia.
The one who gets 5 ...
... that's Pia.
Pia. Come on, let's go home.
You can clearly see the link to the
famous Gothenburg painters, Claes.
What? Don’t drag Gothenburg into the dirt!
We thank Knut Knutson,
the expert! Thanks so much.
-This may have had an impact on the leaderboard.
-It's true, things have happened.
Pia has taken the lead with 12 points,
Claes has 11 points-
-and Eva is in her very own place...
...which would be the last place.
I want to donate this
to the other prizes.
What? Nobody wants it.
-How kind.
Can you remove the water then?
I do not give away this.
It is my pension insurance.
You'll live to regret this.
We are at the middle of the show,
where we get to know our guest a bit better.
...and for some reason I have agreed
to let David take care of it.
Thankity-thanks. Okay.
-Eva. Ahoy.
Why are YOU laughing?
I'm just so happy
this doesn't concern me.
I'll ask some questions to Eva.
- How's it hanging?
Right now? I'm a little scared.
I think everyone is watching me.
Next question. Is that a pair
of pants you're wearing?
It's a romper, a pantsuit.
A romper - one that babies usually have.
A baby suit? Should I
write “a baby suit”?
Baby costume.
Eva, you come from...
...a couple of parents.
-A couple, yes.
-I have done some research.
-Oh really, what are their names then?
-They’re named Finn and Kerstin. Two of them.
-Find. That's quite an unusual name.
-Yes. It's quite Norwegian.
Okay. This leads us straight to our next
task. Time to play Find the Finn!
So, this David ...
-That, I believe, you’ve concocted all by yourself?
-It turned out pretty nice.
The task is performed just as usual.
Everything you need to know is in the letter.
Eva, pick up the letter that is stuck
under the couch and read it aloud.
No, no, this is my assignment.
“Task 510. Find five Finns among the 10
people who step out on stage."
"You may not leave your" ...
... "places or communicate
with the people."
"You get 1 point for every
right Finn you find."
"You have 100 seconds.
Your time begins ... now. "
Here come the Finns.
-How many are there?
-Five of them. Find five Finns.
-Stop looking over my shoulder!
-Five numbers on those boards...
-This is almost too easy.
-Some are really obvious.
-Some of them practically
scream Finn about them. -Finn!
-Should it be first name?
-It may be first name, last name
-Finn!
-Kodjo, do not communicate.
-I'm not!
-You’re dangerously close to being disqualified.
-Five you say?
-We need five numbers from you.
You can please sit down and be quiet.
-That's really hard for Claes.
Oh, how difficult.
-Bianca, have you gotten everyone down?
-Yes.
Put down your boards, time's up.
Then we ask those who are not called
Finn to turn around... now.
-Our five fake Finns.
-Oh!
-The winning numbers are: 3, 4, 6, 8, 9.
No, Claes!
-I'm innocent! I only counted how many
correct ones I have. -Put the pen down.
-Eva, was this easy?
-One was easy.
-Who then?
-My father! Number 3.
Number 3! I haven't met him
in a long time. - Hello!
It was super easy! Check it out!
-David ...
-Thank you to all our Finns.
Wait out there.
-Time to look at the score.
-Here it comes.
Pia, Eva and Claes get 2 points each.
Kodjo 4 points, Bianca 3 points.
Kodjo got the most points.
I know a Finn when I see one.
-Time to take a look at our next task.
-It's funny that you should say "look".
The next task is about it just that.
It's called Twinkle, Twinkle Little Pea Brain.
That was not nice.
-Hello!
-Ahoy.
What's up?
-All good.
-How do you think I'm doing so far?
-You're coming along. You are here.
Well ... will something
special happen here?
We do as usual, I think.
Let's just see what it says.
-You are good at hiding the letters.
-I will not give up.
There is hope for you
and your lack of joy.
-God, you're really close to the door!
-Your facial expression is somewhat scary.
"Look into the camera without blinking.
The one who can look the longest wins."
There is the camera.
-How exciting!
-Our TV show is extremely expensive.
Every episode has the same production
budget as an entire series of "Downton Abbey".
The task should be just like that, nothing more.
When the task is as simple as that,
there must be very distinct rules.
What counts as a blink?
According to traditional blinking principles,
it means both eyes should be closed at the same time.
Flipping an eye does not count. They
should be closed at the same moment.
-Who do we start with?
-Claes, Pia, Kodjo and Eva.
Wait. Which camera?
I feel I've won.
-He's blinking all the time!
-You are blinking all the time.
-Those are twitches!
This old-timer is bursting. Watch out.
-Would you say I'm in the lead?
-Oh yes, you could really lead the pack in this one.
This is also incredibly good TV.
It's only hay fever.
There was an issue at the
amusement park Gröna Lund.
I did not win. It makes me sad
when I think about it.
This may prove that you have
two porcelain eyes-
-and don't have the need to blink,
and perhaps lack that instinct.
You can get very sad when you can't blink.
-Don't be sad.
It has come to my attention that
this is uncomfortable. -Terribly.
The worst part is that I don't know
how long the others did this.
You told me earlier that I'm coming along...
...and I feel you should have said
something more uplifting than "coming along.”
-I get sad.
-Do you feel better if you blink?
I'm sad that you don't believe me.
It's a close-blink experience.
-I feel...
Can you feel the connection with the viewer?
-You look into every living room.
-I can see all their souls, and it's not pretty.
Have you noticed that you
hardly blink watching this?
You are cheering yourself on.
May I ask the hobbit next to you...
-Meanie!
-What the fuck, she's sitting right there.
Nothing we just saw said
anything about our times?
You can take your finger down.
-You can also sit back.
You want a time indication.
Claes managed to look without
blinking for 20 seconds.
-It's not possible he turned that red in 20 seconds.
-I was there for a whole day.
You changed skin tone. It was like watching
the entire lifespan of a tomato in 20 seconds.
I must say...
he never opened his eyes.
The rules said nothing about that!
If you have pig eyes like that,
you deserve to be given some slack.
-What are the times, David?
-I can tell you.
-Kodjo: 17 seconds.
-What?!
How?
My eyes were open at least.
-A short while.
-What, they were not together.
Pia ... 43 seconds.
And Eva: 52 seconds.
Bianca is left. The time to beat
is 52 seconds and 13 hundredths.
We know by now that you are highly competitive.
It'll be interesting to see you use all
your abilities, now when it is so important.
There you have the camera.
God, how terrible! That was no time
at all! God, how bad it went!
What was that? Like three seconds.
That did not go well.
Come on, Bianca.
We need to talk about this.
Were you too prepared?
Yes! This is the lowest
point of my life so far-
-including when I peed myself
at the Vasa museum.
The tactic was to put my fingers in my eyes
so they became watery and then look.
When I did it,-
-I got obsessive thoughts: "Blink, then!"
"Give in to the voices in your head!"
Interesting to do a game against the inner
voice. David, how does the scoreboard look?
First... That was 3 seconds for Bianca.
-Short is wonderful.
-Without a doubt, 1 point to Bianca.
Then we have a total score,
where a lot has happened.
Pia remains in the lead with 18 points.
Claes has 16 points
and Kodjo has 14 points.
Eva has taken a leap upwards - 13 points.
You are back in the game.
Bianca - 12 points. Incredibly close.
It's time for one of the most difficult
moments of today - a team task.
There are 3 points at stake. We have
divided the taskers into two teams.
The Old-timers: Claes and Pia.
...and The Younglings: Kodjo and Bianca.
Eva, you can also win points.
For this task to work,
we needed three in each team.
Therefore we entered two randomly
selected license payers:
Lottie and Jacob.
Hey! Great effort.
Can you explain the task a bit better?
-It gets even more complicated. Look.
Jacob. - Kodjo and Bianca.
Jacob is a randomly selected license payer.
Is he?
-Thanks for your payment.
-Well, someone has to do it.
You will be with Lottie.
The task must be done in each box.
You will get the traditional letters.
Jacob is in the box over there.
- Bianca, the smallest box.
I'm sitting there.
"Put on your blindfold. After that,
ask Bianca to read her letter."
-Okay.
-Pia, now you will read your letter.
"You must not leave your box, and you
must not use the words ‘right’ or ‘left.’”
"Put on the headphones. After that,
ask Claes to read his letter quietly."
-Now you can read!
-Thank you.
Claes is not allowed to talk
and cannot leave his box.
The whole thing is over when the license payer
comes to him with a potato.
There may still be some lonely viewers
who have not understood this.
Can you repeat it?
-I'd love to.
There are three boxes.
It's where the three competitors are.
Box 1 contains a box with
root vegetables and vegetables.
From here, a potato must be moved there.
But this person here, can't hear anything.
Over there is someone who cannot talk.
And this person cannot watch.
The potatoes should go straight
to box 3, and then we stop the clock.
Alright, you've lost even me.
And I designed this task.
Imagine this: When the potato
is here, then it is done.
Eva, you win 3 points if you can
guess who can do this the fastest.
-The Old-timers or the Younglings?
-I want to encourage the Younglings.
Wait! Look at the license payers.
-I encourage them too.
-Well of the two ...?
Now it's not about them.
Can we get a reply, Eva?
-The Younglings.
Then the potato battle commences.
What do you want?
-A shovel?
-Fuck the shovel.
-We are going to dig something?
-Yes.
Out of the earth? We are going to
plant, plant things. Potato!
Should she have a potato?
- Do you have potatoes?
Take an apple!
A small one. A small one.
Chew? Crisps? Take a crisp?
A big crisp?
A little chew on the apple? No no!
A, B, C, D?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,
I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ...
P! On?
Chew on the apple?
-Should he keep eating the apple?
-No.
DO NOT eat the apple!
Is this an egg or a potato?
-An egg. No!
There are no potatoes.
Carrot.
Potato! - What should she do?
Throw it over.
You should throw it to me.
No, it was an onion! It was an onion.
Potato!
Surely you know how a potato smells.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,
I, J, K, L, M, N, O ...
O. Po ... Potatoes?
Potato! Give the potato to Kodjo!
I can’t find any potatoes.
-I think that's a potato.
-This one?
Yes!
Lottie, come on!
-I can leave the box?
Walk straight ahead. That's really good.
Now let's see ... That's port,
the other is starboard.
Carrots. Apple.
-This one?
-Potato! And now, follow my voice.
Straight. It is good. Hurry up.
Go straight forward.
I can’t hear anything.
Now take a step over. Yes!
Where is the potato?
Go straight ahead.
Stop! Turn in the other direction.
A small step, there it is.
Keep on walking! Keep on walking.
Did you get any potatoes?
-There. Bravo!
Good job, Jacob!
Straight ahead of you. There ... there!
Go straight forward.
You have Claes right in front of you.
Straight ahead of you. There. Good work!
Yes! Yes!
How's your reading comprehension, Claes
and Kodjo? You weren’t supposed to talk at all.
Did I say anything?
-I was talking a little to myself.
-I did not hear anything.
If I had judged,
it would not have been approved.
The one with the largest desk decides.
You are not disqualified.
None of the teammates heard what you
said, so it did not affect the outcome.
Do you want to hear the times?
-Gladly.
Claes and Pia, the Old-timers, managed
this in 5 minutes and 14 seconds.
Then we had the young...
The Younglings-
-managed this in...
9 minutes and 45 seconds.
It's not twice as long,
but nearly.
Claes and Pia get 3 points each.
Eva gets none because you believed
in the wrong team.
But we have stuff left.
-There is one task left before the final.
-Hello, hello.
I'm not going to give up on you.
Nice.
"Snap a photo"...
... "of a non-living object
that looks similar to you."
"Best photo wins.
You have one week."
"Your time begins now." Okay.
Can I have the photos up on the wall?
This was interesting.
But then I guess ...
A pencil troll, yes, that could be
Eva if you look at the hair.
But who does the death mask represent?
I suppose it could be Bianca.
Pia, then?
Is she a saffron dough really?
Or is she a baby rhino?
Or a snowman?
No, she's colorful.
I'm leaning towards the saffron dough.
I think Claes is a snowman.
- Then you'll be a baby rhino.
Should we turn the pictures up and see?
Check out the body similarities between
the rhino and Claes. You can't tell them apart.
Again, let's see what the letter said.
"Take a picture of a non-living object."
Have you killed that one too?
With the knife? Well ...
This is actually, if you remember ...
It's Nelson, and he's dead.
[Famous baby rhino, died in 1995]
He was alive when the picture was taken, but
unfortunately, is no longer. Which I still grieve over.
I identify with this animal.
There's a lot of kindness there, but
it's also dangerous if threatened.
...and, of course, it's also the animal that
is the absolute best sexual partner.
They can last for a very long time.
And you know this how? What does that have
to do with you? -It's something we share!
-Kodjo, how about the snowman?
-It is to scale and took 12 hours.
My whole family was in on it. My son was
cold and wanted to go home. I said no.
-So you created it for this task?
-The sole purpose.
What is the story behind the cast?
I thought, "I'll make an impression
of my own face. It looks like me."
So you didn't already have that?
You made it for this? Ambitious.
Come on, she has obviously nicked that from
the props department at a random theater.
Someone else made that for you;
that's cheating.
-How would you score this?
-We will give some points.
Eva receives 5 points. It was a good ...
-We must see her naked first.
-I'm naked underneath this.
It will be 4 to Bianca.
After that...
... 3 to Pia, and ... 1 point each
to Kodjo and Claes.
-One point is missing.
-So here I am, highlighting an endangered species...
The task was not "highlight
an endangered species".
Your task was to take a picture of
something that captured your spirit.
So in your opinion, I'm not the
spitting image of a hippo?
-It's a rhino.
-Then I took the wrong picture!
Is it a rhino? Well, then it's
the wrong photo. Fuck this.
Then we'll have to do it from scratch.
We have to use the right rules.
I came here tonight with a hippo,
but now it's a rhino.
My scoring stands.
-Anyone up for some results?
-This mixes up the leaderboard.
It looks as follows:
Pia has 24 points, Claes 20 and
Eva 18 - and now it's time for the final.
Yes... It's time for the final task.
Bianca will get the honor of reading
the letter, so listen up.
“Task 132. Keep one or several
donuts on your stick."
"The one with the lowest unique
number of whole donuts wins."
"You have 100 seconds.
Your time begins when David tells you.“
I will explain. Inside your boxes, there's
a stick with a number of donuts on it.
You decide how many donuts you keep
on the stick, but do not show anyone.
The lowest unique number wins. If more than
one of you have the same number, you're out.
If you have two donuts, two donuts,
one donut, one donut, three donuts,-
-since you two have the same number as someone
else, you're out, and the one with three wins.
You cannot have zero donuts
or half a donut. One to five donuts.
Are you ready?
Your time starts now.
And we're off.
Kodjo, you can at least pretend
to take some donuts off?
-How many donuts will you leave?
-You will see soon.
-Silence, I'm counting.
-You're only pretending to lift them off.
That's not for you to say!
Now we have to scrap the entire task.
I'm ACTING over here.
-How many donuts do you intend to offer us?
-You want me to say it now?
-No no.
-You can lie.
-I'm going to leave all of them on.
-All? Okay okay.
Bu sure to conceal your
final number carefully.
Is everyone satisfied?
Are all of you ready?
5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... zero!
Take your hands off the boxes, and
we will report and see what happens.
Bianca has chosen to leave
one donut on her stick.
Will she win?
Kodjo has chosen to save two donuts.
That means Bianca still has the
lowest number of donuts on her stick.
No questions?
It's incredibly exciting.
Eva has chosen to leave
one donut on her stick.
Bianca and Eva are out.
Kodjo leads with two donuts.
I'm just gonna do something.
Then we have arrived at Pia,
who has chosen to save ... two donuts.
You ruined it!
If Claes has one or two donuts,
we will have a do-over.
Claes has chosen
to save ... two donuts.
Everyone, put the sticks back
in the boxes. We'll start over.
-How do you put on the old donuts?
-They must not be fresh.
It's not food, it's game pieces.
-I should put them back?
-This time it's only 20 seconds.
Your time starts now.
If your smart, you won't do the same thing
this time. Or, perhaps it's smart to do same thing?
8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ...
... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... zero.
Take your hands off the boxes.
Bianca has chosen
to save two donuts.
Kodjo has chosen to save ...
... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 donuts on his stick.
-So far Bianca leads. -What do you mean
"Oh no,” Claes? How many did you save?
Eva has chosen to save ... four donuts.
It is thus two, four and five.
Pia has saved ...
... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 donuts.
Kodjo and Pia are out of the competition.
Someone will get 5 points
here in the final.
Bianca leads with two. If Claes
has two, then Eva gets the 5 points.
If Claes has one, then Claes
wins and earns 5 points.
Claes has chosen
to save ... four donuts.
That means Bianca gets 5 points.
-She has taken a bite out of hers!
-As long as it's still in one piece.
Congratulations to Bianca!
-Come back to your seats.
After this raving donut race,
you really want to know the final score.
Bianca scored 5 points in the final
and ended up with 21 points.
But it does not matter, as
Pia has 24 points. Pia Johansson wins!
Pia Johansson takes home this!
What have we learned? We learned that
an actor can shed a tear without blinking,-
-and that a ball isn’t always round. Pia
couldn’t carry all balls at the same time,-
-but thanks to her holy water, she’s the winner
tonight. Thanks for watching. We'll meet again.
Original English subtitles: moskillius
Honk!
Stop the clock!
Hello and welcome to Bäst i Test! The show where
we investigate the creativity of our contestants.
We have given them simple tasks
which can be solved in different ways.
The panel consists of nothing
but noble nobility.
The hardest working man
in showbiz: Claes Malmberg!
The woman who gave theater sports
a face: Pia Johansson!
Winner of both the Guldbagge and Kristallen
[Swedish movie and TV awards]: Bianca Kronlöf!
And here we have Mr. Red Nose Day
in the flesh: Kodjo Akolor!
But, we also need a
guest in every episode.
We have invited the celebrated movie star
and highly appreciated actress: Eva Röse!
Whoops, I forgot to introduce my
assistant and umpire: David Sundin!
Quite alright, quite alright, I'm sitting
a little lower... Maybe you just overlooked me.
Let's not be bitter just
because you have a smaller desk.
-Welcome!
-Thanks.
You know what, I've always argued that
fun people are more creative than boring ones.
So. You have something to prove here.
-Kodjo, do you think outside the box?
I think that there is no box.
-You have a completely open plan in your head?
It's empty and airy in my head.
Everything must be scored, and most points wins.
Let's kick things off.
You were tasked to bring along
your most valuable item to the show.
Then Babben will rate them, and after that,
they'll make up tonight's prize pool.
-The winner gets the whole lot.
-All the prizes?
-You cannot get rid of them.
-But, Eva brought her child...
Let's look at the items.
Pia's most valuable item
is a bottle of holy and healing water-
-from the famous source in Lourdes.
Eva has donated a work of art-
-with an estimated value of £6,000.
Thank you Eva!
Kodjo once received a bracelet from
legendary music producer Quincy Jones.
Obviously, he adds that to the pool.
Thanks, Kodjo.
A plastic garden decoration formed as a deer
is Bianca's contribution. Value? Not a clue.
Claes brought a jar with mixed coins,
Swedish as well as foreign-
-valued at about 100 pounds.
100? It's a lot more.
Pia, what's supposed to happen when you drink that?
David had a sip, but he's not looking very healed.
He is completely transformed. He is freaking
beautiful today compared to last time.
Eve, do you regret bringing your painting?
I don't regret it if I
could have a go at that water.
Only the winner gets it.
The only thing you can ever
miss is private images, photos.
They are not valuable to anyone else,
so I brought a valuable image.
But I didn't think
that Claes might get it.
There's a pretty slim chance that I
somehow would end up the winner tonight.
I have valued and appraised your items.
Pia - 5 points. Valuable. Good.
For some water?! Is 5 points the highest?
For some water?
-I can bring an endless supply of water.
-It's holy.
That's fair.
-Kodjo, 4 points.
What? It's just water!
Eva, you got 3. Claes gets 2 points
for his money can.
Bianca, your beast is worth 1 point.
From here it can only go upwards.
-Thanks for the starting uphill battle, Babben.
-The next task takes place outside the studio.
We go to the Bäst i Test house.
It's where we conduct most of our tasks.
Let's head over there then.
Wotcha!
There's too much energy surrounding you.
-Looks like the opening of a dance performance.
Can I open it?
Why so serious?
Let's see...
"Place these three balls inside
the circle on top of the hill."
"The task is completed when all three
balls are laying still in the circle."
-What circle?
-"Fastest time wins."
“Your time starts now.”
Where is the circle? Wait!
All three balls should be laying still
in the circle without anyone holding them.
Some of you have documented ball-sense.
Claes is an old football player.
-I also used to have good ball-sense.
-You used to be a goalkeeper, right?
-Yes, at olympic level.
-David, who should we look at first?
I think we can be polite
and start with our guest-
ball virtuose Eva Röse.
Which circle?
God, why do I have these shoes?
-No! What the hell, this is not going to happen.
-I said there was a slope.
I need a stick. So, lie there.
Who thought out this hellish task?
That'll do!
Yes! Okay. Oh God...!
This won't work with these heels.
Can't you just ...?
That was alright. Stay there!
Stay there! Ah, shit!
Stay here now. Here you have your friend.
So, excuse me ...
Who came up with this thing with heels?
No! What the hell!
God, how wet it is!
The shed.
Huh?! Are you joking? No, god.
There, there.
So, guys. Are you with me now? Come now.
Oh, what the...?!
There is a risk of aggression.
Oh God!
-There, look. There.
-This looks pretty good.
Victory's sweetheart, here I come.
-Two of them are inside the ring.
They are completely still,
and you're not touching them...
Good work! I always say that.
-You see the goalkeeper tendencies.
-You can see me panicking.
This person, I do not know.
For real. This is not okay.
That woman talks to balls.
You tried with football, volleyball.
But tape ...?
I was going to hold it in the
middle, like a bowling bag.
But, wow, the self-confidence needed to
kick up the ball and put it in the circle!
That self-esteem has built me,
Claes. It could have worked.
It is among the best
I have ever seen on TV.
We shall see if anyone
can match Eva's time.
Then let's watch a mashup
of Kodjo, Pia and Bianca.
We will see a wide spectrum
of different approaches.
"Your time begins now." Uh ...
Maybe I should have checked
if the circle is up there.
She should also have brought with her
something to stop the balls rolling down.
What's shaking? I can't walk anymore!
It will fit there.
This will fit there. Here, maybe.
-This is somebody who has thought.
-One minute!
Oh God!
No!
Why do I do this?
Oh!
Who has ever been so happy
to see a pilates ball?
That looks good.
What?
-There. Good work.
-I won!
-What time did I get?
-I'm not saying.
Pia, you made a heroic attempt
to get all the balls up in one go.
-When did you realize it wouldn't work?
-Pretty much immediately. The thing was ...
I had a basket with me because I’ve
played basketball - basketball basket.
I knew they were going to roll down,
so it was good to have a basket.
It's useful when you run out of air that high up.
-David, how fast have they been so far?
-I don’t want to reveal it exactly.
The one who was fastest of these, except
Claes, had 3 minutes, 42 seconds.
3:42. Who wants to take the honor?
-Can't possibly be Kodjo.
-No one could have done it in 3:42.
That's what it took it in real time,
and then you have still made cuts.
Now it's only you left, and you have a
football background. Even if it's way back.
-Are you still any good?
-I think so.
Can you match their pace?
Speed-wise, I'm not the least worried.
Watching this, my biggest concern
wasn't “Wow, they're relly fast!”-
-or "Well then, now we play
at the highest level here."
We shall see if Claes could beat 3:42.
"The task is completed when the balls
lie still without anyone touching them."
"Fastest wins. Your time begins" ...
Wait. I have to think through this.
Now I'll be smart.
Do you see. Do you see.
Do you see. Now damn it.
Now damn it, you see!
What is it now?
I can do what I want, you said it.
-Read, then.
-..."now."
Damn, how clever I am!
-What is so smart?
Wait, you'll see.
Now I got it.
This is just like fucking "Superstars"!
-Like that.
-There!
Can you help me carry this lot?
-No, no, go sit down.
-I can't have it already?
-Not now. It's only the second task.
The winner is not yet declared.
- I won!
-They were not balls.
-They were not balls?!
Claes, very creative.
But, I really wonder, why did you run up
with a single ball first?
Good question. I also wondered
that watching this.
I was a bit disappointed with myself
and my ability to comprehend.
-You had a good plan.
-First I planned to cut all of them at the base.
Then it occurred to me this lot would say: “They’re
no longer balls!" So I figured I'd carry one up and avoid that.
Then they become balls that used to be balls.
But they used to be balls and are in the circle.
The letter didn't say "Carry up three
balls that used to be balls".
-I carried three balls.
-Two of them were transformed to balls
that used to be balls up there.
Look at the evidence! There you are carrying
two empty liquor store bags.
Excuse me. If the task had been
"Carry these three cute puppies" ...
Would you have killed them then?
-If I could win all that, definitely!
There is not a dog that would have lived.
It's actually possible to buy a football without
air in it. A ball is a ball even if it contains no air.
-Where did you find the knife?
-I always carry a knife.
In case there's a ball lying around.
It's time to sum up the scores.
Eva did it in 7 minutes and 42 seconds.
Pia got 4:15, Kodjo got 3:46,
Bianca 3:42 ...
... and Claes got 1:31.
The leaderboard after these
two tasks looks like this:
Claes, Pia and Kodjo have 7 points.
Bianca has 5 points, Eva has 4 points.
But, everyone's still in it.
-On to the next cunning task?
This one is "Bäst på häst" [Best on a horse].
Are some kind of pun master?
-Well, yes.
I have won a silver medal
at the national pun championship.
-There's really a national pun championship?
-There sure is.
...moving on.
Hello.
Wotcha!
- "Task 499."
- "Paint a portrait of a horse ..."
- "... while riding on a horse."
- "Best portrait wins. You have 15 minutes."
Okay.
-The biggest problem is how to get up in the saddle.
-You do it in the usual way, simple as that.
The participants will ride and at the
same time depict a horse standing still.
Who will we start with?
We'll be a little "wild and crazy"
and see a collage of four.
-It's all except Kodjo.
-Now you're worried, huh!?
We shudder on the inside.
Is it really worthy of someone
my age to be doing this?
I'm pretty sturdy up here, right?
What the...
Oh oh oh! That's at least an attempt
to draw a straight line.
Well, I had two brushes.
God, stand still.
Four legs? What kind of legs?
It has more hair than face, kinda.
SNORT
Oh God!
Sometimes one must simply admit:
when the art is ready, it's ready!
-David, do you see?
-I can’t get the painting any better.
It wouldn't probably be better even if
I had done it standing on the ground.
-Some of you have ridden earlier.
-Just by looking at me you should be able to notice that.
It's as if I've gone out to buy some milk.
The horse is simply an extension of myself.
I'm very happy you didn't stab
that horse with your knife.
Had they told me "carry this horse to
the circle on that hill", I would have!
Kodjo is allergic to horses.
That was no problem. We made a small
adjustment to the task, a minor thing.
Sit down.
Up, then you meet. Good.
We are in progress. Look at the horse.
Don’t tell me how to
use my creativity, David.
This is so degrading
for all involved!
Finished! Stop the clock!
-Wow, three minutes.
-Thanks, horses.
Very good solution, David.
Please show your works of art
so that we can judge them in real time.
-Like that, yes. Kodjo.
-This is not mine!
Well then.
Is he really a part of this, surely he's
participating out-of-competition?
-He was carried around on some fucking...
-You know what? I don't wanna be that guy, but...
-The ones we rode on sometimes made a skip.
-I hear you all have a great passion for justice...
But on this show, I make the rules.
Kodjo's horse is approved.
-Looking at his work... Was he allergic
to the horse he depicted as well?
That's his imagination.
You'll get points in a minute,
but I need an expert-
-so give a big hand to, straight from
"Antiques Roadshow", Knut Knutson!
Welcome, Knut. You've seen
your fair share of artworks.
Would you say any of this lot
has a future as an artist?
This is how it is. Kodjo ...
-1 point.
Are you sure you mean me?
You had positioned yourself a lot higher up
if that actually had been a horse.
2 points.
- It's going to ... Eva.
-It's a bit too low, I feel.
To clarify what Eva thinks
of horses she has drawn a heart.
No, that's wrong! It's hard to see because the
horse jumped around, but it says, "I love Babben".
-Oh... Then the 2 points is even more justified.
-The horse had finished and I had eons of
time left... so I just got a little inspired.
May we please have your three points?
-Three points..
You should probably think this through again.
I find when it comes to front-runners of art..
-It's just what I've done.
-Consider it again.
-Can we let Knut talk now?
-It's like this ...
-Don't use your knife now...
-Bianca ...
If the task had been to draw TWO horses ...
Fantastic! First a horse here.
How difficult is it to paint one
that stands side by side?
-What do you mean two horses? It's a portrait.
Are they Siamese twin horses?
No, no, this is the hair, the bangs.
-Come on, we can clearly see the two horses.
Then we'll ask you
to hand out the last two points.
Now it’s between Claes and Pia.
The one who gets 5 ...
... that's Pia.
Pia. Come on, let's go home.
You can clearly see the link to the
famous Gothenburg painters, Claes.
What? Don’t drag Gothenburg into the dirt!
We thank Knut Knutson,
the expert! Thanks so much.
-This may have had an impact on the leaderboard.
-It's true, things have happened.
Pia has taken the lead with 12 points,
Claes has 11 points-
-and Eva is in her very own place...
...which would be the last place.
I want to donate this
to the other prizes.
What? Nobody wants it.
-How kind.
Can you remove the water then?
I do not give away this.
It is my pension insurance.
You'll live to regret this.
We are at the middle of the show,
where we get to know our guest a bit better.
...and for some reason I have agreed
to let David take care of it.
Thankity-thanks. Okay.
-Eva. Ahoy.
Why are YOU laughing?
I'm just so happy
this doesn't concern me.
I'll ask some questions to Eva.
- How's it hanging?
Right now? I'm a little scared.
I think everyone is watching me.
Next question. Is that a pair
of pants you're wearing?
It's a romper, a pantsuit.
A romper - one that babies usually have.
A baby suit? Should I
write “a baby suit”?
Baby costume.
Eva, you come from...
...a couple of parents.
-A couple, yes.
-I have done some research.
-Oh really, what are their names then?
-They’re named Finn and Kerstin. Two of them.
-Find. That's quite an unusual name.
-Yes. It's quite Norwegian.
Okay. This leads us straight to our next
task. Time to play Find the Finn!
So, this David ...
-That, I believe, you’ve concocted all by yourself?
-It turned out pretty nice.
The task is performed just as usual.
Everything you need to know is in the letter.
Eva, pick up the letter that is stuck
under the couch and read it aloud.
No, no, this is my assignment.
“Task 510. Find five Finns among the 10
people who step out on stage."
"You may not leave your" ...
... "places or communicate
with the people."
"You get 1 point for every
right Finn you find."
"You have 100 seconds.
Your time begins ... now. "
Here come the Finns.
-How many are there?
-Five of them. Find five Finns.
-Stop looking over my shoulder!
-Five numbers on those boards...
-This is almost too easy.
-Some are really obvious.
-Some of them practically
scream Finn about them. -Finn!
-Should it be first name?
-It may be first name, last name
-Finn!
-Kodjo, do not communicate.
-I'm not!
-You’re dangerously close to being disqualified.
-Five you say?
-We need five numbers from you.
You can please sit down and be quiet.
-That's really hard for Claes.
Oh, how difficult.
-Bianca, have you gotten everyone down?
-Yes.
Put down your boards, time's up.
Then we ask those who are not called
Finn to turn around... now.
-Our five fake Finns.
-Oh!
-The winning numbers are: 3, 4, 6, 8, 9.
No, Claes!
-I'm innocent! I only counted how many
correct ones I have. -Put the pen down.
-Eva, was this easy?
-One was easy.
-Who then?
-My father! Number 3.
Number 3! I haven't met him
in a long time. - Hello!
It was super easy! Check it out!
-David ...
-Thank you to all our Finns.
Wait out there.
-Time to look at the score.
-Here it comes.
Pia, Eva and Claes get 2 points each.
Kodjo 4 points, Bianca 3 points.
Kodjo got the most points.
I know a Finn when I see one.
-Time to take a look at our next task.
-It's funny that you should say "look".
The next task is about it just that.
It's called Twinkle, Twinkle Little Pea Brain.
That was not nice.
-Hello!
-Ahoy.
What's up?
-All good.
-How do you think I'm doing so far?
-You're coming along. You are here.
Well ... will something
special happen here?
We do as usual, I think.
Let's just see what it says.
-You are good at hiding the letters.
-I will not give up.
There is hope for you
and your lack of joy.
-God, you're really close to the door!
-Your facial expression is somewhat scary.
"Look into the camera without blinking.
The one who can look the longest wins."
There is the camera.
-How exciting!
-Our TV show is extremely expensive.
Every episode has the same production
budget as an entire series of "Downton Abbey".
The task should be just like that, nothing more.
When the task is as simple as that,
there must be very distinct rules.
What counts as a blink?
According to traditional blinking principles,
it means both eyes should be closed at the same time.
Flipping an eye does not count. They
should be closed at the same moment.
-Who do we start with?
-Claes, Pia, Kodjo and Eva.
Wait. Which camera?
I feel I've won.
-He's blinking all the time!
-You are blinking all the time.
-Those are twitches!
This old-timer is bursting. Watch out.
-Would you say I'm in the lead?
-Oh yes, you could really lead the pack in this one.
This is also incredibly good TV.
It's only hay fever.
There was an issue at the
amusement park Gröna Lund.
I did not win. It makes me sad
when I think about it.
This may prove that you have
two porcelain eyes-
-and don't have the need to blink,
and perhaps lack that instinct.
You can get very sad when you can't blink.
-Don't be sad.
It has come to my attention that
this is uncomfortable. -Terribly.
The worst part is that I don't know
how long the others did this.
You told me earlier that I'm coming along...
...and I feel you should have said
something more uplifting than "coming along.”
-I get sad.
-Do you feel better if you blink?
I'm sad that you don't believe me.
It's a close-blink experience.
-I feel...
Can you feel the connection with the viewer?
-You look into every living room.
-I can see all their souls, and it's not pretty.
Have you noticed that you
hardly blink watching this?
You are cheering yourself on.
May I ask the hobbit next to you...
-Meanie!
-What the fuck, she's sitting right there.
Nothing we just saw said
anything about our times?
You can take your finger down.
-You can also sit back.
You want a time indication.
Claes managed to look without
blinking for 20 seconds.
-It's not possible he turned that red in 20 seconds.
-I was there for a whole day.
You changed skin tone. It was like watching
the entire lifespan of a tomato in 20 seconds.
I must say...
he never opened his eyes.
The rules said nothing about that!
If you have pig eyes like that,
you deserve to be given some slack.
-What are the times, David?
-I can tell you.
-Kodjo: 17 seconds.
-What?!
How?
My eyes were open at least.
-A short while.
-What, they were not together.
Pia ... 43 seconds.
And Eva: 52 seconds.
Bianca is left. The time to beat
is 52 seconds and 13 hundredths.
We know by now that you are highly competitive.
It'll be interesting to see you use all
your abilities, now when it is so important.
There you have the camera.
God, how terrible! That was no time
at all! God, how bad it went!
What was that? Like three seconds.
That did not go well.
Come on, Bianca.
We need to talk about this.
Were you too prepared?
Yes! This is the lowest
point of my life so far-
-including when I peed myself
at the Vasa museum.
The tactic was to put my fingers in my eyes
so they became watery and then look.
When I did it,-
-I got obsessive thoughts: "Blink, then!"
"Give in to the voices in your head!"
Interesting to do a game against the inner
voice. David, how does the scoreboard look?
First... That was 3 seconds for Bianca.
-Short is wonderful.
-Without a doubt, 1 point to Bianca.
Then we have a total score,
where a lot has happened.
Pia remains in the lead with 18 points.
Claes has 16 points
and Kodjo has 14 points.
Eva has taken a leap upwards - 13 points.
You are back in the game.
Bianca - 12 points. Incredibly close.
It's time for one of the most difficult
moments of today - a team task.
There are 3 points at stake. We have
divided the taskers into two teams.
The Old-timers: Claes and Pia.
...and The Younglings: Kodjo and Bianca.
Eva, you can also win points.
For this task to work,
we needed three in each team.
Therefore we entered two randomly
selected license payers:
Lottie and Jacob.
Hey! Great effort.
Can you explain the task a bit better?
-It gets even more complicated. Look.
Jacob. - Kodjo and Bianca.
Jacob is a randomly selected license payer.
Is he?
-Thanks for your payment.
-Well, someone has to do it.
You will be with Lottie.
The task must be done in each box.
You will get the traditional letters.
Jacob is in the box over there.
- Bianca, the smallest box.
I'm sitting there.
"Put on your blindfold. After that,
ask Bianca to read her letter."
-Okay.
-Pia, now you will read your letter.
"You must not leave your box, and you
must not use the words ‘right’ or ‘left.’”
"Put on the headphones. After that,
ask Claes to read his letter quietly."
-Now you can read!
-Thank you.
Claes is not allowed to talk
and cannot leave his box.
The whole thing is over when the license payer
comes to him with a potato.
There may still be some lonely viewers
who have not understood this.
Can you repeat it?
-I'd love to.
There are three boxes.
It's where the three competitors are.
Box 1 contains a box with
root vegetables and vegetables.
From here, a potato must be moved there.
But this person here, can't hear anything.
Over there is someone who cannot talk.
And this person cannot watch.
The potatoes should go straight
to box 3, and then we stop the clock.
Alright, you've lost even me.
And I designed this task.
Imagine this: When the potato
is here, then it is done.
Eva, you win 3 points if you can
guess who can do this the fastest.
-The Old-timers or the Younglings?
-I want to encourage the Younglings.
Wait! Look at the license payers.
-I encourage them too.
-Well of the two ...?
Now it's not about them.
Can we get a reply, Eva?
-The Younglings.
Then the potato battle commences.
What do you want?
-A shovel?
-Fuck the shovel.
-We are going to dig something?
-Yes.
Out of the earth? We are going to
plant, plant things. Potato!
Should she have a potato?
- Do you have potatoes?
Take an apple!
A small one. A small one.
Chew? Crisps? Take a crisp?
A big crisp?
A little chew on the apple? No no!
A, B, C, D?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,
I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ...
P! On?
Chew on the apple?
-Should he keep eating the apple?
-No.
DO NOT eat the apple!
Is this an egg or a potato?
-An egg. No!
There are no potatoes.
Carrot.
Potato! - What should she do?
Throw it over.
You should throw it to me.
No, it was an onion! It was an onion.
Potato!
Surely you know how a potato smells.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,
I, J, K, L, M, N, O ...
O. Po ... Potatoes?
Potato! Give the potato to Kodjo!
I can’t find any potatoes.
-I think that's a potato.
-This one?
Yes!
Lottie, come on!
-I can leave the box?
Walk straight ahead. That's really good.
Now let's see ... That's port,
the other is starboard.
Carrots. Apple.
-This one?
-Potato! And now, follow my voice.
Straight. It is good. Hurry up.
Go straight forward.
I can’t hear anything.
Now take a step over. Yes!
Where is the potato?
Go straight ahead.
Stop! Turn in the other direction.
A small step, there it is.
Keep on walking! Keep on walking.
Did you get any potatoes?
-There. Bravo!
Good job, Jacob!
Straight ahead of you. There ... there!
Go straight forward.
You have Claes right in front of you.
Straight ahead of you. There. Good work!
Yes! Yes!
How's your reading comprehension, Claes
and Kodjo? You weren’t supposed to talk at all.
Did I say anything?
-I was talking a little to myself.
-I did not hear anything.
If I had judged,
it would not have been approved.
The one with the largest desk decides.
You are not disqualified.
None of the teammates heard what you
said, so it did not affect the outcome.
Do you want to hear the times?
-Gladly.
Claes and Pia, the Old-timers, managed
this in 5 minutes and 14 seconds.
Then we had the young...
The Younglings-
-managed this in...
9 minutes and 45 seconds.
It's not twice as long,
but nearly.
Claes and Pia get 3 points each.
Eva gets none because you believed
in the wrong team.
But we have stuff left.
-There is one task left before the final.
-Hello, hello.
I'm not going to give up on you.
Nice.
"Snap a photo"...
... "of a non-living object
that looks similar to you."
"Best photo wins.
You have one week."
"Your time begins now." Okay.
Can I have the photos up on the wall?
This was interesting.
But then I guess ...
A pencil troll, yes, that could be
Eva if you look at the hair.
But who does the death mask represent?
I suppose it could be Bianca.
Pia, then?
Is she a saffron dough really?
Or is she a baby rhino?
Or a snowman?
No, she's colorful.
I'm leaning towards the saffron dough.
I think Claes is a snowman.
- Then you'll be a baby rhino.
Should we turn the pictures up and see?
Check out the body similarities between
the rhino and Claes. You can't tell them apart.
Again, let's see what the letter said.
"Take a picture of a non-living object."
Have you killed that one too?
With the knife? Well ...
This is actually, if you remember ...
It's Nelson, and he's dead.
[Famous baby rhino, died in 1995]
He was alive when the picture was taken, but
unfortunately, is no longer. Which I still grieve over.
I identify with this animal.
There's a lot of kindness there, but
it's also dangerous if threatened.
...and, of course, it's also the animal that
is the absolute best sexual partner.
They can last for a very long time.
And you know this how? What does that have
to do with you? -It's something we share!
-Kodjo, how about the snowman?
-It is to scale and took 12 hours.
My whole family was in on it. My son was
cold and wanted to go home. I said no.
-So you created it for this task?
-The sole purpose.
What is the story behind the cast?
I thought, "I'll make an impression
of my own face. It looks like me."
So you didn't already have that?
You made it for this? Ambitious.
Come on, she has obviously nicked that from
the props department at a random theater.
Someone else made that for you;
that's cheating.
-How would you score this?
-We will give some points.
Eva receives 5 points. It was a good ...
-We must see her naked first.
-I'm naked underneath this.
It will be 4 to Bianca.
After that...
... 3 to Pia, and ... 1 point each
to Kodjo and Claes.
-One point is missing.
-So here I am, highlighting an endangered species...
The task was not "highlight
an endangered species".
Your task was to take a picture of
something that captured your spirit.
So in your opinion, I'm not the
spitting image of a hippo?
-It's a rhino.
-Then I took the wrong picture!
Is it a rhino? Well, then it's
the wrong photo. Fuck this.
Then we'll have to do it from scratch.
We have to use the right rules.
I came here tonight with a hippo,
but now it's a rhino.
My scoring stands.
-Anyone up for some results?
-This mixes up the leaderboard.
It looks as follows:
Pia has 24 points, Claes 20 and
Eva 18 - and now it's time for the final.
Yes... It's time for the final task.
Bianca will get the honor of reading
the letter, so listen up.
“Task 132. Keep one or several
donuts on your stick."
"The one with the lowest unique
number of whole donuts wins."
"You have 100 seconds.
Your time begins when David tells you.“
I will explain. Inside your boxes, there's
a stick with a number of donuts on it.
You decide how many donuts you keep
on the stick, but do not show anyone.
The lowest unique number wins. If more than
one of you have the same number, you're out.
If you have two donuts, two donuts,
one donut, one donut, three donuts,-
-since you two have the same number as someone
else, you're out, and the one with three wins.
You cannot have zero donuts
or half a donut. One to five donuts.
Are you ready?
Your time starts now.
And we're off.
Kodjo, you can at least pretend
to take some donuts off?
-How many donuts will you leave?
-You will see soon.
-Silence, I'm counting.
-You're only pretending to lift them off.
That's not for you to say!
Now we have to scrap the entire task.
I'm ACTING over here.
-How many donuts do you intend to offer us?
-You want me to say it now?
-No no.
-You can lie.
-I'm going to leave all of them on.
-All? Okay okay.
Bu sure to conceal your
final number carefully.
Is everyone satisfied?
Are all of you ready?
5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... zero!
Take your hands off the boxes, and
we will report and see what happens.
Bianca has chosen to leave
one donut on her stick.
Will she win?
Kodjo has chosen to save two donuts.
That means Bianca still has the
lowest number of donuts on her stick.
No questions?
It's incredibly exciting.
Eva has chosen to leave
one donut on her stick.
Bianca and Eva are out.
Kodjo leads with two donuts.
I'm just gonna do something.
Then we have arrived at Pia,
who has chosen to save ... two donuts.
You ruined it!
If Claes has one or two donuts,
we will have a do-over.
Claes has chosen
to save ... two donuts.
Everyone, put the sticks back
in the boxes. We'll start over.
-How do you put on the old donuts?
-They must not be fresh.
It's not food, it's game pieces.
-I should put them back?
-This time it's only 20 seconds.
Your time starts now.
If your smart, you won't do the same thing
this time. Or, perhaps it's smart to do same thing?
8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ...
... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... zero.
Take your hands off the boxes.
Bianca has chosen
to save two donuts.
Kodjo has chosen to save ...
... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 donuts on his stick.
-So far Bianca leads. -What do you mean
"Oh no,” Claes? How many did you save?
Eva has chosen to save ... four donuts.
It is thus two, four and five.
Pia has saved ...
... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 donuts.
Kodjo and Pia are out of the competition.
Someone will get 5 points
here in the final.
Bianca leads with two. If Claes
has two, then Eva gets the 5 points.
If Claes has one, then Claes
wins and earns 5 points.
Claes has chosen
to save ... four donuts.
That means Bianca gets 5 points.
-She has taken a bite out of hers!
-As long as it's still in one piece.
Congratulations to Bianca!
-Come back to your seats.
After this raving donut race,
you really want to know the final score.
Bianca scored 5 points in the final
and ended up with 21 points.
But it does not matter, as
Pia has 24 points. Pia Johansson wins!
Pia Johansson takes home this!
What have we learned? We learned that
an actor can shed a tear without blinking,-
-and that a ball isn’t always round. Pia
couldn’t carry all balls at the same time,-
-but thanks to her holy water, she’s the winner
tonight. Thanks for watching. We'll meet again.
Original English subtitles: moskillius