Bloods (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Episode #2.2 - full transcript
Oh news.
I'll soon have the
flat back to myself.
Oh, your chucking Spencer out?
I didn't need to.
I told him to get
a job or go home
and I know you shouldn't
say this about your own son
but he's too stupid
to get a job.
Yeah, you're right.
The kid's are waste man.
Why not just be honest with him?
'Cause he's shady, Leon.
I already told her to
just be straight with him
and tell him get out
my life you dusty you.
He's right.
I don't want him out my
life, just out my flat.
I want to date again.
Time for Wendy to get some
vitamin E in her life.
What?
She means vitamin D, disgusting.
Ah, EMS are here.
I'll go and direct them.
So you have to hear old
lady talk about sex, bruv.
Got enough on your plate but
listen, you're gonna be okay.
Best in the business, mate.
Best in the business.
Morning.
Jo hi, Spencer Bell.
Wendy's son.
What are you doing in my depot?
Well, I was job hunting and
I wanted to show you my CV.
This is nine pages.
Thank you.
Not a compliment.
Do you know what I look
for when I'm hiring?
It's not all about you, but
I want dedication,
professionalism, hunger
but most of all I want people
who don't get on my tits.
I don't you and
already you're there.
Thank you.
I just don't see
why Gary can't drive
and I take the lead
with the patients.
She's not got the
best bedside manner.
She, I have a name, monster.
This is what I've
gotta put up with.
And I've really been working
on being nicer to the patients.
You set fire to the possessions
of a girl with
Hodgkin's lymphoma.
Okay, what we need
here is more listening.
Now the good news is
that we are designed
by nature to listen.
Hands.
We have two ears, one mouth.
I'm busy, Jo.
What, playing head,
shoulders, knees and toes?
Nice.
Well, I need to check my
emails so chats over ball bags.
No, this is a
confidential space, Jo.
I'm afraid you can't be here.
Okay we are going to have
to do some work with
you I'm afraid Gary,
but the good news is I
have some great exercises
for that internalised
toxic masculinity,
but let's just focus on today.
I'm doing a siren check.
What the hell are you doing?
What?
I'm sorry that's anger.
It's my bad just .
15.
What was that, Jo?
Just a siren test, George.
Don't mess your knickers.
I'm trying to give your staff
the tools to protect themselves.
Oh, so you admit you are a tool?
I asked Gary and Kareshma
what pastoral care they get
after a patient death,
they said Foster's.
Four cans.
Bloody good lager.
See I am Mrs. Pastoral care.
Oh, Lawrence, how
are you holding up
after the bus crush last week?
Yeah one day at a time.
- You know, one day at a time.
- Yeah.
Yeah I mean, it's
the faces mainly.
You know, I can still
see them staring at me,
the eyes calling out.
We know you.
Why are you alive
and why are we dead?
Yeah so sad.
- Haunts my dreams.
- Yeah so sad.
So what's to deal
with you and June?
Where's your head at?
How's it going?
Oh yeah, good.
We're actually going
for dinner at five.
Dinner at five.
Yeah.
What's she, 90?
No, it's early because
she's bringing a daughter,
which is all very
new and serious.
Bit of a psycho move, Loz.
Sorry, just a definite
red flag there.
I think she just wants me
to get to know the
family a bit more.
No she's manipulating
you with the kid.
It's emotional blackmail.
Right.
Picture this you're at dinner.
June pops out to take a call.
You're left alone
with the daughter.
Basically you are on
a date with a kid.
Not being funny Loz,
but you could end up on
some kind of register.
Better go.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'd cancel mate, honestly.
- I'll be all good.
- Just look though.
I'll be good.
It's a bit weird.
Okay, you're stress whistling.
You are still in a mood
about what I said to
George, aren't you?
They were just lies.
I need more hands
on experience, Gary.
That's the deal.
It was hurtful and
I hate driving.
Sorry, after you.
No problem.
Have a nice day.
Oh I forgot what a
fanny you drive like.
You can't give away Gary.
We're the most important
vehicle on the road.
What?
Slow and steady wins the race.
No sirens win the race.
Come on, be aggressive.
Hey, Leon, yeah listen.
What's your favourite sport?
I like playing football.
Do you have any upper
body hobbies, Leon?
Yeah like arm wrestling?
Think your driver has
regained consciousness.
Whoa, how's your patient?
Well, we've applied tourniquets
and I'm just getting an IV in.
Are you all right, Lawrence?
You look a bit shaken.
It's bringing back memories.
You know, Karen
went the same way.
Thought your wife
died of cancer.
Yeah.
It's not exactly how she
went but lots of parallels
and it crushed her
towards the end.
Maleek?
Yo.
This is Anna.
Jeez, yeah, you're
punching bruv.
Don't make me laugh.
Oh, sorry.
I love your accent, you know.
Proper bond villain.
Don't make me laugh.
How long can we
lift this dig up?
Firefighters think 10 minutes.
You hear that, Leon?
10 minutes if you can hold on.
TBF you can't really
go anywhere, can you?
Keep him positive.
Chances of him
making it are 50-50.
50-50 chance he dies?
What, shit.
Look at me Leon.
Yeah.
It's okay you're in good hands.
If it's my time, it's my time.
I just want to enjoy
my last 10 minutes.
Yeah, okay.
Well, do you know what?
We're gonna make it the
best 10 minutes, right Wend?
Yes anything you
want we can do it.
Well, anything nearby.
Yeah, last meal?
I mean, favourite meal.
What's your favourite meal?
Like my mother used
to make back in Russia.
Right, I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, Wendy's gonna see if she
can get you the, that thing.
- That thing.
You say it better, bro.
I love getting letters.
It's like a text
message but on paper.
Oh, this is very bad news.
It seems like my visa
is about to expire.
Darryl, they're sending
me back to Australia.
Still it's a beautiful envelope.
Take the wheel.
I'm gonna cry.
Can you hurry up and finish?
I wanna cry as well.
I feel stupid falling at my age.
Nothing to feel stupid
about my lovely.
We'll take you in, get you
an x-ray just to be sure.
Just gimme one second.
Maybe I was wrong about
your bedside manner.
She won't shut up.
Can we sedate her?
Maybe I was right, no sedation.
Smoking again?
I've got to de-stress.
Everyone's driving like maniacs.
You saw that man on the
south circular cut me up.
Volvo prick.
Kareshma?
What is it, Janet my sweet?
It's probably nothing
but I do have
another medical issue
I've wanted to check
in for a while.
It's sort of downstairs.
I've always been too
embarrassed to show anyone
but seeing as you are so
nice, I feel safe with you.
Aww, great.
All right, bruv.
Leon, just keep talking yeah.
I couldn't get
what you asked for
'cause I didn't know what it was
so I got you a
Thai curry instead.
What? Did you get a
microwave with that
'cause you can't
eat that if not.
I panicked.
He can't have food.
If he makes it he'll
go straight to surgery.
We've gotta do something.
What do you want, Leon?
Get Anna here.
Of course.
The police have already
sent her to the hospital.
There's no time.
Would you like a kiss, Leon?
- No.
- No, nasty.
It's ready.
Well, it's time.
Wait, can I record
a message for Anna
in case I don't make it?
- Sure.
- No, move I've got you, bro.
Okay go.
Hey Anna, surprise.
Come on, you can't
say surprise, bruv.
Go again.
Hey Anna so the things
are not looking so good
for me right now as you see.
My chipmunk, my Polish green.
If I don't make, I want
you to know I love you.
Don't be so sad.
You'll see me again.
I'll be waiting.
That was beautiful.
- Start lifting.
- Okay we're lifting.
Good luck, bro.
Out of the way, Wendy.
Ready, set, slide.
Losing a lot of blood.
Don't mean to make a
bad situation worse,
but
you didn't hit record.
You just took a photo.
What, oh no.
He trusted me, man.
He trusted me to pass
on his dying message.
No I didn't.
Not you, mind your
business my man.
Why would you even
let me use the iPad?
You took it off me.
Well, thanks to you
if Leon doesn't make it,
all we got to show his
girlfriend is a photo.
No we don't.
What, you got backup?
You did record it.
No, but it's the
next best thing,
but we've got a
photo of Leon, right?
- Yeah.
- So I put it in this face app
and I think it might work.
Anna, it's me, Leon.
I love you so much
and I want you to know
that I will miss you
more than I can say.
What the hell was that?
Good, isn't it?
That's racist!
Like proper
You know what, wasn't
that racist boss?
Just a little bit.
Hi thanks for coming in.
This morning was
obviously so challenging.
Not as challenging as
what's going on out there
with no paramedics.
I think it's really important
that we talk about
what happened.
When I becomes we then
illness becomes wellness.
Okay, speaking of wee, let's get
this piss take on the road.
Right, does anyone
want to get started?
Oh great, yeah.
This morning really rocked me.
It's going over in my
head in like a loop.
It's so unfair.
It's like some guy up above
says that's it, time's up.
You're going home.
Yeah, great, this is great.
And what would you say to this
guy up above if you could?
I say you're a jerk.
Give my Darrell a visa.
Don't send him
back to Australia.
What?
We're talking about the
crushed guy from this morning.
Yeah, we weren't there for that.
Then what are you doing here?
I'm sorry but this
session is for paramedics
that were on the
digger call out only.
There's no need to shout at us.
Yeah you hurt my feelings.
Mine too, you've
hurt our feelings.
Right.
No, you have to go
back to Australia.
I actually can't talk about it.
Good let's use that.
Everything's fire.
Everywhere I look, everything.
Even me, I'm fire.
My eyes, my bones are fire.
I know that feeling.
Okay can we please stay
focused on the incident guys?
Come on.
Anger management, George.
Sounds like you could
do some therapy.
I can still see it
when I close my eyes.
Thought you wanted
to take the lead.
Stay in your lane, Lexus.
Stay in your lane.
How is that staying
in your lane?
Yeah I wanted more
hands-on experience.
Didn't expect it to show
me an infected anal sore
- the size of a cricket ball.
- Oh, you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of the action?
You wanna dance with me
mother, mother effer
Lawrence. Lawrence, talk
about the crushed guy, please.
I found it difficult.
You know how sometimes
you arrive on scene
and you just know this
one's gonna stay with you,
haunt your nights and
sing you to sleep,
holding your hand in the dark?
Okay, thanks, Lawrence.
Yeah, really.
- It's really special.
- So beautiful.
So helpful.
Maleek, you're
being really quiet.
Come on, talk
about this morning.
Is there anything that
you do different maybe?
Oh my God.
Why are you blaming me?
It's good to get everything
out in the open, Maleek.
Oh my God.
All right, George.
Fine, I didn't press record.
Yeah, I didn't press record.
I promised to make
his last moments count
and I messed it up.
- Flipping bullshit man.
- Maleek!
All lie.
I can't believe I'm
agreeing with Maleek
but he's absolutely
right, George.
This is absolute bullshit.
Time to reflect on difficult
incidents is important.
I'll not have my crew
sitting around circle jerking
while there are people
out there dying.
Out now!
All right thank you.
Well done everyone.
Thank you.
Thanks guys, thank you.
I think this was
really, really useful.
Look, Lawrence a word.
I've been thinking about
this problem with June
and this whole
insane dinner thing.
Not really a problem.
How do you know
she's not doing it
to get a kidney for the kid?
Sylvia doesn't need a kidney.
Have you checked?
Have I performed
exploratory surgery
on my girlfriend's daughter
to check whether she
has both kidneys?
- No.
- Exactly just call her up.
Say you don't want
the kid there.
- But she's nice.
- No, you're not her dad.
Put your foot down.
But one might appear selfish.
No Lawrence this says
I'm putting you first.
You're dating June not her kid.
If anything it's a
sign of commitment.
Just call her up
say all right bitch
or whatever you call her.
- June.
- It's me or the nipper.
Trust me Lawrence.
I know women, I am a woman.
She will love the gesture 100%.
Well, I haven't thought
about it like that before.
You're welcome.
What we doing here?
I need to fix earlier.
He trusted us to get
a message to her.
Oh, it's even
fitter in real life.
Go on, Leon.
Now gimme the iPad.
I'm gonna record
another message.
You think that's a good idea?
We couldn't save Leon.
The least we can do is
give his girl closure.
What do you think
will make her happy?
You could say he was
having an affair.
I know that would make
me feel a lot better.
I'm not saying that.
Or he never really loved her
and was only with her for a bit.
I'm trying to give her
closure not ruin her life.
What's wrong with you?
Gary?
Oh mate.
What the hell happened?
He was so much bigger when
he got out of the car.
It's all her fault.
You should swap.
I'm George, meh, meh, meh.
Thanks to your bright idea,
I've had the worst
shift of my life.
I can never look at asses again.
Oh, and you've turned
Gary into an animal.
You stay away from us.
You see what happens when
you mess with my staff?
I know what's best
for my depot, okay?
I didn't do anything.
You wanna do therapy and
talk about each other's mums
or whatever sick
shit you get up to?
That is what happens.
My staff are all fine
in the head, okay?
Get these magic rocks.
These are quite powerful
crystals actually.
I will always love you.
I want you to move
on and be happy.
That guy Maleek, who looked
after me at the end seemed nice
and he had
- this really nice beard.
- What is this?
Skip that bit, skip that bit.
But I will never stop loving you
- my little chipmunk.
- Little chipmunk.
I think you broke her.
Oh shit!
Look, I know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
It was Wendy's fault.
Wendy put me up to it.
- It's kinda of help, I think.
- But Leon's not dead.
Huh?
The doctor said the surgery
went better than expected.
He's going to make it.
My G, Leon.
Yes, I knew you'd
pull through, man.
The guy's a machine.
Well you have to send me this.
Oh, Leon loves racist videos.
I better go and see him.
- Go, go, go, go.
- He's gonna make it.
That's all that matters.
I told you, I've got you.
We got you!
Got him?
You're trying to pick up his
widow while he was still warm.
He would've wanted that man.
It's Leon my guy.
All I know is my
brother's gonna live innit
so where gonna celebrate
'cause my brother's
gonna live innit.
- My brother's gonna live innit.
- What?
Is Mum here?
What? What are you doing back?
I've had the worst
day job hunting ever.
The Apple Store
are total assholes
and nobody at Canary Wharf
would even let me in.
Yet people keep letting
you into my depot.
I need a job.
Please Mum's boss.
I'll do anything.
I'll work any hours you want.
I just need money 'cause
I don't wanna be poor.
Okay so one of my restock
team has just quit
so if you are gonna hang around
like a turd that won't flush,
you might as well be useful.
Can you use a mop?
Yes and I'm very good
at Microsoft Excel
and also in a team.
Just show up tomorrow.
Don't cock it up
and if you could do
something about your face,
it is annoying to
look at so change it.
Hi.
Oh hi, Jo.
I just wanted to say I called
June and did what you said.
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah I told her
it was me or the kid.
- Oh, well.
- And it really worked.
Yeah she said it
was very thoughtful
and refreshing putting her first
and making her feel like June
rather than June the
single mum. Mad, eh?
Is she mental?
So she's booked a babysitter
and we're going on a proper
romantic date, all thanks to you.
Yes, ooh shirts.
- You like it?
- Nice.
Maybe instead of celebrating,
we should go and
check in with George.
You know, we've been
through a lot today
and you do seem ever
so slightly manic.
Nah, shut up.
I'm not check in with George.
I'm checking in
with Jack Daniels.
Let's go to the pub.
But instead of going to the pub,
why don't we go
to a karaoke bar?
Ooh, yes please.
I'm doing Nicki Minaj
and bollocks to anyone
who says it's problematic
because I am who I am
and you actually
can't change that.
No you go home, Spencer.
You know how expensive London is
and what, with you
being skint and all.
It's fine.
Jo gave me a job working
here on the restock team.
We're gonna be living
together and working together.
How amazing is that?
Oh, you are finished.
Wendy?
Wendy, you broken?
Okay, I'll just get the pin
to restore your
factory settings.
I'll soon have the
flat back to myself.
Oh, your chucking Spencer out?
I didn't need to.
I told him to get
a job or go home
and I know you shouldn't
say this about your own son
but he's too stupid
to get a job.
Yeah, you're right.
The kid's are waste man.
Why not just be honest with him?
'Cause he's shady, Leon.
I already told her to
just be straight with him
and tell him get out
my life you dusty you.
He's right.
I don't want him out my
life, just out my flat.
I want to date again.
Time for Wendy to get some
vitamin E in her life.
What?
She means vitamin D, disgusting.
Ah, EMS are here.
I'll go and direct them.
So you have to hear old
lady talk about sex, bruv.
Got enough on your plate but
listen, you're gonna be okay.
Best in the business, mate.
Best in the business.
Morning.
Jo hi, Spencer Bell.
Wendy's son.
What are you doing in my depot?
Well, I was job hunting and
I wanted to show you my CV.
This is nine pages.
Thank you.
Not a compliment.
Do you know what I look
for when I'm hiring?
It's not all about you, but
I want dedication,
professionalism, hunger
but most of all I want people
who don't get on my tits.
I don't you and
already you're there.
Thank you.
I just don't see
why Gary can't drive
and I take the lead
with the patients.
She's not got the
best bedside manner.
She, I have a name, monster.
This is what I've
gotta put up with.
And I've really been working
on being nicer to the patients.
You set fire to the possessions
of a girl with
Hodgkin's lymphoma.
Okay, what we need
here is more listening.
Now the good news is
that we are designed
by nature to listen.
Hands.
We have two ears, one mouth.
I'm busy, Jo.
What, playing head,
shoulders, knees and toes?
Nice.
Well, I need to check my
emails so chats over ball bags.
No, this is a
confidential space, Jo.
I'm afraid you can't be here.
Okay we are going to have
to do some work with
you I'm afraid Gary,
but the good news is I
have some great exercises
for that internalised
toxic masculinity,
but let's just focus on today.
I'm doing a siren check.
What the hell are you doing?
What?
I'm sorry that's anger.
It's my bad just .
15.
What was that, Jo?
Just a siren test, George.
Don't mess your knickers.
I'm trying to give your staff
the tools to protect themselves.
Oh, so you admit you are a tool?
I asked Gary and Kareshma
what pastoral care they get
after a patient death,
they said Foster's.
Four cans.
Bloody good lager.
See I am Mrs. Pastoral care.
Oh, Lawrence, how
are you holding up
after the bus crush last week?
Yeah one day at a time.
- You know, one day at a time.
- Yeah.
Yeah I mean, it's
the faces mainly.
You know, I can still
see them staring at me,
the eyes calling out.
We know you.
Why are you alive
and why are we dead?
Yeah so sad.
- Haunts my dreams.
- Yeah so sad.
So what's to deal
with you and June?
Where's your head at?
How's it going?
Oh yeah, good.
We're actually going
for dinner at five.
Dinner at five.
Yeah.
What's she, 90?
No, it's early because
she's bringing a daughter,
which is all very
new and serious.
Bit of a psycho move, Loz.
Sorry, just a definite
red flag there.
I think she just wants me
to get to know the
family a bit more.
No she's manipulating
you with the kid.
It's emotional blackmail.
Right.
Picture this you're at dinner.
June pops out to take a call.
You're left alone
with the daughter.
Basically you are on
a date with a kid.
Not being funny Loz,
but you could end up on
some kind of register.
Better go.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'd cancel mate, honestly.
- I'll be all good.
- Just look though.
I'll be good.
It's a bit weird.
Okay, you're stress whistling.
You are still in a mood
about what I said to
George, aren't you?
They were just lies.
I need more hands
on experience, Gary.
That's the deal.
It was hurtful and
I hate driving.
Sorry, after you.
No problem.
Have a nice day.
Oh I forgot what a
fanny you drive like.
You can't give away Gary.
We're the most important
vehicle on the road.
What?
Slow and steady wins the race.
No sirens win the race.
Come on, be aggressive.
Hey, Leon, yeah listen.
What's your favourite sport?
I like playing football.
Do you have any upper
body hobbies, Leon?
Yeah like arm wrestling?
Think your driver has
regained consciousness.
Whoa, how's your patient?
Well, we've applied tourniquets
and I'm just getting an IV in.
Are you all right, Lawrence?
You look a bit shaken.
It's bringing back memories.
You know, Karen
went the same way.
Thought your wife
died of cancer.
Yeah.
It's not exactly how she
went but lots of parallels
and it crushed her
towards the end.
Maleek?
Yo.
This is Anna.
Jeez, yeah, you're
punching bruv.
Don't make me laugh.
Oh, sorry.
I love your accent, you know.
Proper bond villain.
Don't make me laugh.
How long can we
lift this dig up?
Firefighters think 10 minutes.
You hear that, Leon?
10 minutes if you can hold on.
TBF you can't really
go anywhere, can you?
Keep him positive.
Chances of him
making it are 50-50.
50-50 chance he dies?
What, shit.
Look at me Leon.
Yeah.
It's okay you're in good hands.
If it's my time, it's my time.
I just want to enjoy
my last 10 minutes.
Yeah, okay.
Well, do you know what?
We're gonna make it the
best 10 minutes, right Wend?
Yes anything you
want we can do it.
Well, anything nearby.
Yeah, last meal?
I mean, favourite meal.
What's your favourite meal?
Like my mother used
to make back in Russia.
Right, I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, Wendy's gonna see if she
can get you the, that thing.
- That thing.
You say it better, bro.
I love getting letters.
It's like a text
message but on paper.
Oh, this is very bad news.
It seems like my visa
is about to expire.
Darryl, they're sending
me back to Australia.
Still it's a beautiful envelope.
Take the wheel.
I'm gonna cry.
Can you hurry up and finish?
I wanna cry as well.
I feel stupid falling at my age.
Nothing to feel stupid
about my lovely.
We'll take you in, get you
an x-ray just to be sure.
Just gimme one second.
Maybe I was wrong about
your bedside manner.
She won't shut up.
Can we sedate her?
Maybe I was right, no sedation.
Smoking again?
I've got to de-stress.
Everyone's driving like maniacs.
You saw that man on the
south circular cut me up.
Volvo prick.
Kareshma?
What is it, Janet my sweet?
It's probably nothing
but I do have
another medical issue
I've wanted to check
in for a while.
It's sort of downstairs.
I've always been too
embarrassed to show anyone
but seeing as you are so
nice, I feel safe with you.
Aww, great.
All right, bruv.
Leon, just keep talking yeah.
I couldn't get
what you asked for
'cause I didn't know what it was
so I got you a
Thai curry instead.
What? Did you get a
microwave with that
'cause you can't
eat that if not.
I panicked.
He can't have food.
If he makes it he'll
go straight to surgery.
We've gotta do something.
What do you want, Leon?
Get Anna here.
Of course.
The police have already
sent her to the hospital.
There's no time.
Would you like a kiss, Leon?
- No.
- No, nasty.
It's ready.
Well, it's time.
Wait, can I record
a message for Anna
in case I don't make it?
- Sure.
- No, move I've got you, bro.
Okay go.
Hey Anna, surprise.
Come on, you can't
say surprise, bruv.
Go again.
Hey Anna so the things
are not looking so good
for me right now as you see.
My chipmunk, my Polish green.
If I don't make, I want
you to know I love you.
Don't be so sad.
You'll see me again.
I'll be waiting.
That was beautiful.
- Start lifting.
- Okay we're lifting.
Good luck, bro.
Out of the way, Wendy.
Ready, set, slide.
Losing a lot of blood.
Don't mean to make a
bad situation worse,
but
you didn't hit record.
You just took a photo.
What, oh no.
He trusted me, man.
He trusted me to pass
on his dying message.
No I didn't.
Not you, mind your
business my man.
Why would you even
let me use the iPad?
You took it off me.
Well, thanks to you
if Leon doesn't make it,
all we got to show his
girlfriend is a photo.
No we don't.
What, you got backup?
You did record it.
No, but it's the
next best thing,
but we've got a
photo of Leon, right?
- Yeah.
- So I put it in this face app
and I think it might work.
Anna, it's me, Leon.
I love you so much
and I want you to know
that I will miss you
more than I can say.
What the hell was that?
Good, isn't it?
That's racist!
Like proper
You know what, wasn't
that racist boss?
Just a little bit.
Hi thanks for coming in.
This morning was
obviously so challenging.
Not as challenging as
what's going on out there
with no paramedics.
I think it's really important
that we talk about
what happened.
When I becomes we then
illness becomes wellness.
Okay, speaking of wee, let's get
this piss take on the road.
Right, does anyone
want to get started?
Oh great, yeah.
This morning really rocked me.
It's going over in my
head in like a loop.
It's so unfair.
It's like some guy up above
says that's it, time's up.
You're going home.
Yeah, great, this is great.
And what would you say to this
guy up above if you could?
I say you're a jerk.
Give my Darrell a visa.
Don't send him
back to Australia.
What?
We're talking about the
crushed guy from this morning.
Yeah, we weren't there for that.
Then what are you doing here?
I'm sorry but this
session is for paramedics
that were on the
digger call out only.
There's no need to shout at us.
Yeah you hurt my feelings.
Mine too, you've
hurt our feelings.
Right.
No, you have to go
back to Australia.
I actually can't talk about it.
Good let's use that.
Everything's fire.
Everywhere I look, everything.
Even me, I'm fire.
My eyes, my bones are fire.
I know that feeling.
Okay can we please stay
focused on the incident guys?
Come on.
Anger management, George.
Sounds like you could
do some therapy.
I can still see it
when I close my eyes.
Thought you wanted
to take the lead.
Stay in your lane, Lexus.
Stay in your lane.
How is that staying
in your lane?
Yeah I wanted more
hands-on experience.
Didn't expect it to show
me an infected anal sore
- the size of a cricket ball.
- Oh, you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of the action?
You wanna dance with me
mother, mother effer
Lawrence. Lawrence, talk
about the crushed guy, please.
I found it difficult.
You know how sometimes
you arrive on scene
and you just know this
one's gonna stay with you,
haunt your nights and
sing you to sleep,
holding your hand in the dark?
Okay, thanks, Lawrence.
Yeah, really.
- It's really special.
- So beautiful.
So helpful.
Maleek, you're
being really quiet.
Come on, talk
about this morning.
Is there anything that
you do different maybe?
Oh my God.
Why are you blaming me?
It's good to get everything
out in the open, Maleek.
Oh my God.
All right, George.
Fine, I didn't press record.
Yeah, I didn't press record.
I promised to make
his last moments count
and I messed it up.
- Flipping bullshit man.
- Maleek!
All lie.
I can't believe I'm
agreeing with Maleek
but he's absolutely
right, George.
This is absolute bullshit.
Time to reflect on difficult
incidents is important.
I'll not have my crew
sitting around circle jerking
while there are people
out there dying.
Out now!
All right thank you.
Well done everyone.
Thank you.
Thanks guys, thank you.
I think this was
really, really useful.
Look, Lawrence a word.
I've been thinking about
this problem with June
and this whole
insane dinner thing.
Not really a problem.
How do you know
she's not doing it
to get a kidney for the kid?
Sylvia doesn't need a kidney.
Have you checked?
Have I performed
exploratory surgery
on my girlfriend's daughter
to check whether she
has both kidneys?
- No.
- Exactly just call her up.
Say you don't want
the kid there.
- But she's nice.
- No, you're not her dad.
Put your foot down.
But one might appear selfish.
No Lawrence this says
I'm putting you first.
You're dating June not her kid.
If anything it's a
sign of commitment.
Just call her up
say all right bitch
or whatever you call her.
- June.
- It's me or the nipper.
Trust me Lawrence.
I know women, I am a woman.
She will love the gesture 100%.
Well, I haven't thought
about it like that before.
You're welcome.
What we doing here?
I need to fix earlier.
He trusted us to get
a message to her.
Oh, it's even
fitter in real life.
Go on, Leon.
Now gimme the iPad.
I'm gonna record
another message.
You think that's a good idea?
We couldn't save Leon.
The least we can do is
give his girl closure.
What do you think
will make her happy?
You could say he was
having an affair.
I know that would make
me feel a lot better.
I'm not saying that.
Or he never really loved her
and was only with her for a bit.
I'm trying to give her
closure not ruin her life.
What's wrong with you?
Gary?
Oh mate.
What the hell happened?
He was so much bigger when
he got out of the car.
It's all her fault.
You should swap.
I'm George, meh, meh, meh.
Thanks to your bright idea,
I've had the worst
shift of my life.
I can never look at asses again.
Oh, and you've turned
Gary into an animal.
You stay away from us.
You see what happens when
you mess with my staff?
I know what's best
for my depot, okay?
I didn't do anything.
You wanna do therapy and
talk about each other's mums
or whatever sick
shit you get up to?
That is what happens.
My staff are all fine
in the head, okay?
Get these magic rocks.
These are quite powerful
crystals actually.
I will always love you.
I want you to move
on and be happy.
That guy Maleek, who looked
after me at the end seemed nice
and he had
- this really nice beard.
- What is this?
Skip that bit, skip that bit.
But I will never stop loving you
- my little chipmunk.
- Little chipmunk.
I think you broke her.
Oh shit!
Look, I know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
It was Wendy's fault.
Wendy put me up to it.
- It's kinda of help, I think.
- But Leon's not dead.
Huh?
The doctor said the surgery
went better than expected.
He's going to make it.
My G, Leon.
Yes, I knew you'd
pull through, man.
The guy's a machine.
Well you have to send me this.
Oh, Leon loves racist videos.
I better go and see him.
- Go, go, go, go.
- He's gonna make it.
That's all that matters.
I told you, I've got you.
We got you!
Got him?
You're trying to pick up his
widow while he was still warm.
He would've wanted that man.
It's Leon my guy.
All I know is my
brother's gonna live innit
so where gonna celebrate
'cause my brother's
gonna live innit.
- My brother's gonna live innit.
- What?
Is Mum here?
What? What are you doing back?
I've had the worst
day job hunting ever.
The Apple Store
are total assholes
and nobody at Canary Wharf
would even let me in.
Yet people keep letting
you into my depot.
I need a job.
Please Mum's boss.
I'll do anything.
I'll work any hours you want.
I just need money 'cause
I don't wanna be poor.
Okay so one of my restock
team has just quit
so if you are gonna hang around
like a turd that won't flush,
you might as well be useful.
Can you use a mop?
Yes and I'm very good
at Microsoft Excel
and also in a team.
Just show up tomorrow.
Don't cock it up
and if you could do
something about your face,
it is annoying to
look at so change it.
Hi.
Oh hi, Jo.
I just wanted to say I called
June and did what you said.
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah I told her
it was me or the kid.
- Oh, well.
- And it really worked.
Yeah she said it
was very thoughtful
and refreshing putting her first
and making her feel like June
rather than June the
single mum. Mad, eh?
Is she mental?
So she's booked a babysitter
and we're going on a proper
romantic date, all thanks to you.
Yes, ooh shirts.
- You like it?
- Nice.
Maybe instead of celebrating,
we should go and
check in with George.
You know, we've been
through a lot today
and you do seem ever
so slightly manic.
Nah, shut up.
I'm not check in with George.
I'm checking in
with Jack Daniels.
Let's go to the pub.
But instead of going to the pub,
why don't we go
to a karaoke bar?
Ooh, yes please.
I'm doing Nicki Minaj
and bollocks to anyone
who says it's problematic
because I am who I am
and you actually
can't change that.
No you go home, Spencer.
You know how expensive London is
and what, with you
being skint and all.
It's fine.
Jo gave me a job working
here on the restock team.
We're gonna be living
together and working together.
How amazing is that?
Oh, you are finished.
Wendy?
Wendy, you broken?
Okay, I'll just get the pin
to restore your
factory settings.