Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 7 - Big Time Pranks 2 - full transcript
Kendall and Katie announce the return of Lord Prankerton's Day of Pranks, but Jennifer objects. The kids pull all the pranks while the adults clean up their messes. No more. Kendall amends the day to be kids versus adults, and if the adults win, they can abolish The Day of Pranks forever. Game on.
- Don't eat the cereal
- out of the box.
- It's soy milk.
Whoa.
Cool motorcycle for sale.
- The good boy in me says,
- "look away,"
But the bad boy in me says,
"hello."
- You know what?
I bet if we all pitched in,
we could buy it
and have the big-time ride
of our lives.
- Are you out of your mind?
If I ever see any of you
even think about getting
a motorcycle, I will...
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Ah!
- And the mama's boy in me says,
"run!"
- And you...
Put the helmet back.
- James?
Did you get a motorcycle?
- I, uh...
- I love motorcycles.
And that is one killer bike.
- Yep.
It's my hog.
- Huh.
I never pegged you
for the biker type.
- I guess there is more to
- James diamond than I thought.
Oh, yeah.
We are gonna buy
the cool motorcycle.
- Sorry, b.B.
You guys are too late.
Hi, this is James diamond.
Yes, I'd like to buy your hog.
- Okay, mom said for us to put
all the groceries away.
And then...
You will pay for that!
- Hey.
- I need your help.
- Anything you want,
- you got it.
- I need you to teach me
- how to drive a stick shift
For my role in
the Danica Patrick movie.
- I play a young Danica
- before she does bad commercials.
- Oh.
- Cool.
- No.
- Why not?
- Because every time we try
and teach each other something,
we end up fighting.
A lot.
- No, we don't.
- Ow!
- It's just over and under.
- This is so stupid.
- Over and under!
- Men aren't supposed
- to braid hair anyway!
- Ow!
- Well, that's not gonna happen
- this time because...
It won't.
- Besides, the only car I know
- that has a stick shift
Is Gustavo's.
- And if we so much as get
- a scratch on it,
He would kill me.
- Well, I want to do this
- race car movie
- Because I'm sick of doing
- zombie movies,
And you're my boyfriend!
- I won't do it.
- Hey,
- did you overnight rush ship
A huge package from Minnesota?
- No!
- Well, according to this,
you signed and paid $938
for it.
- McConaughey!
An old red wagon?
Who did this?
- Both:
- Wagonie!
- Wait... did you guys forge
- Gustavo's signature
- And use the studio's
- shipping number for this stuff?
- No.
- Yes.
- What?
- Logan's mom said that she was
- gonna throw his old wagon out,
- And I said that that was like
- throwing out
Our greatest memories.
- Ooh, like that one time we
- broke our arms
On broken arm hill.
- And the one time that we both
- got mild concussions
On mild concussion curve.
- Yeah, and don't forget what
- happened on butt-chapped...
- we get it.
- And we're gonna restore
this once-proud monster
of the midwest
and take it for one more
glorious ride.
Whoo.
- Wrong!
- Because you're not
- in fifth grade anymore.
You're in a huge pop band.
- Now get this red piece of junk
- out of my studio,
Warm up your voices,
and get in the booth!
- We want to fix up wagonie.
- Out!
- Okay.
- Oh, tell me you didn't buy
- that motorcycle.
- Lucy's into it.
- Super bad idea.
Mom is ballistic about
motorcycles,
and this is gonna end
so badly.
I literally can't even imagine
how badly this is gonna end.
- No. This is gonna end with
Lucy giving me bike kisses.
Hide.
- Wow.
That is some suit.
- Yeah, well,
this is some bike.
- Hey, we should go for a ride
- sometime.
- How about when I get back?
- Seriously you will?
I mean, uh...
Cool.
I'll be back around 2:00.
- Starting a relationship with
- lies is never a good idea.
- No lies.
- Pre-truths.
- Pre-what?
- I told Lucy the bike was mine,
- when it wasn't,
Then I bought it.
Pre-truth.
- And what about that going
- for a ride lie,
- Because you've never ridden
- a motorcycle.
Because we have two hours
to learn.
- Keep the bike balanced
while placing the kickstand
in the ride position.
- Whoa!
- Ignition.
- Doesn't the car need to be on?
- No, because we are going
to practice
- using the stick shift so you get
- a feel for the gears
And so you don't get a scratch
on Gustavo's car.
- Well, aren't you the smart
driving instructor.
- Okay, so first,
second,
third,
fourth,
and up and over for reverse.
- I like this driving lesson.
We get to hold hands
and not one fight.
- We make a great couple.
Use the clutch, not the brake!
- I am using the clutch!
- Now the brake!
- I also stole Gustavo's car
- for you!
- Stop yelling!
- Don't rev the engine.
- You know what?
- Just go forward.
- Do you care about me
or Gustavo's car?
- Kelly!
Have you seen my keys?
- I'm afraid to go in there.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Cool noise, right?
- What is this?
- It's a wagonie restoring
- super shop.
- I said no wagons!
- Gustavo,
as Logan and I
face the responsibility
and maturity of adulthood,
we've decided we don't want to.
- This is more than a red wagon.
It's a...
A time machine
- to take us back to the year
- 2000-and-fun.
Whoo!
- Okay, tell me the studio
- didn't pay for all of this too.
- It didn't.
- But it did.
- Well, if rocque records paid
for all of this,
then Gustavo rocque owns that,
and I'm taking it away.
- But...
- come on, really?
- Careful.
Well, there she goes.
- The last piece of our innocent
yet dangerous childhood.
- Now to second.
- You're doing it again.
Yelling at me doesn't help.
You yell at me all the time.
You're gonna make me crash!
We are a terrible couple.
- No, we're not.
We just, you know, fight
a lot.
- Well, it hasn't been
- a smooth ride lately,
And we're kind of stalled.
- And maybe we're feeling...
Neutral about things.
- So should we break up?
- I don't know.
Should we break up?
- But don't you feel like
- sometimes we're
- moving backwards?
- We're not moving backwards.
We're just...
We're moving backwards.
We're moving backwards.
- The wheel is locked.
- Start the car.
- Start the car.
Start the car.
- I'm trying to start the car.
Where is the emergency brake?
- You're gonna hit a pole!
- We're gonna scratch
- Gustavo's car!
Pull the brake up!
- I'm trying to brake up!
- We got to brake up!
I think we just broke up.
- How to brake.
- Think I'm getting
the hang of it.
- So I've been trying to imagine
- how this thing ends,
And here's what I got.
- Lucy gets on the bike,
- you admit you can't ride,
- She laughs,
- doesn't kiss you,
- And then my mom kills you
- for buying a motorcycle.
- Or you actually go for a ride,
- you crash,
She slaps you for lying,
- while on the ground badgers
- arrive and eat your jacket,
And then my mom kills you
for buying a motorcycle.
- Not lying,
- pre-truths,
- Because I still have time
- to learn.
- Wrong again, because it's been
- two hours,
And here comes Lucy.
- Wait. What?
- Hey.
I'm ready for that ride.
- Hey.
Yeah, about that ride...
- Let's go.
- Okay.
Let's go!
- Well, are we going or not?
- Uh, yeah...
Yeah... no, we're going.
I just... i need to check
the thing and, uh...
- James!
Those motorcycle parts
you ordered just came.
You know, the ones
to bore the heads
and increase the air fuel mix
for Max hog power?
- Oh, right!
Those parts.
- Oh.
What's going on?
- Sorry, lady leather,
but you know us bikers...
Always customizing.
- So I suggest you wait
- on that ride.
So instead of 3.7 seconds,
I can take you from zero
to thrill in 1.5.
- A man who's good with tools.
Okay, Mr. Diamond.
I will wait for that ride.
- Whoo! Good thing I ordered
- those parts.
- It's empty, genius.
- Right.
Hey, thanks for saving me.
- I didn't save you.
- I saved her.
- And everyone else out there
- from you.
And I figured out how
this is gonna end.
- You tell Lucy you had to sell
- the bike
Because mom would kill you
if she found out
you bought a motorcycle.
- Fine.
- I'll sell the bike.
Pre-truth.
- So this is what it's like
to be just friends.
- Yeah, it's a little weird.
- Oh, so what about that movie
- we're supposed to go to
Tomorrow night?
- Uh, well, people
who are just friends
go see movies together.
- How about we order
- separate popcorn?
- And I'll pay for my ticket.
- You know what?
- This might be the best breakup
- ever.
- You know what else
just friends do?
- What?
- Teach each other how to drive
- a stick shift
- So one can get a movie role
- that's not a teen zombie movie.
- Of course.
And since we don't have all that
boyfriend/girlfriend pressure,
we won't fight.
- No fighting.
- Told you so!
- Doesn't help me when you yell!
- Stop the car!
- Stop it!
- It stopped.
- Just do it.
- And it's going!
- You're the worst just friend
- ever!
- Ah!
- Okay, after the beat,
I need you guys to give me
a "yeah!"
Both:
Yeah.
- Okay, like it or not,
you are professionals,
and you have a job.
And instead of refinishing
an old red wagon,
we need to finish this album
and get ready to go on tour
all summer long.
Got it?
- We got it.
- We got it.
- Count us down.
- We'll get it this time.
- All right, let's try something
- different.
- After the beat,
- I'll go to the basement,
- You'll get me some coveralls
- too,
And together we'll fix up
your stupid wagonie.
- Both:
- Yeah!
- Yeah, somehow I imagined this
ending way worse than this.
- If you've got that
- "for sale" sign,
- Don't even bringing it out,
- missy,
Because this biker boy...
Ow!
Well, there goes my only shot
at getting a date with Lucy.
- If she dates you,
- it should be the real James...
Who can be amazing,
by the way.
Not the lying biker James
who's a danger to society.
Ooh!
Are you selling the motorcycle?
- Yes.
- Give us a sec to get some cash
- from the atm.
- And by atm, I mean
- the coin-filled pillowcase
Under my hammock.
- Oh.
- Hey, James.
So I was thinking about
that ride.
- Hey, Lucy, about that ride...
- Instead of just going
for a ride,
maybe you could, I don't know,
take me on a date on it.
- A date?
- Yeah.
You can drive me on the bike.
Meet you at your place at 7:00?
- Oh, I'll be there.
I can feel you glaring at me,
and it's not helping.
- There you go.
- One motorcycle please.
- The bike isn't for sale
anymore.
- Why, this wagon could be
dyno-mite.
Out of sight.
Make you feel all right.
- Both:
- Why, it's wagon lightning.
- You guys have no idea how all
of this stuff works, do you?
- Nope.
- Got any suggestions?
We did it!
Yeah!
- No, I did it.
You idiots have been singing
for the last two hours.
- Never mind that,
- because it's time
To take the ride of our lives.
- And all it's missing
is a dangerous hill.
- But we're in the heart of L.A.
- Where are we gonna find
- a hill?
- Down shift on the hill.
- What's down shifting?
- It doesn't help me
- when you yell!
- Pull along the big pole!
- Oh, that pole.
- You're gonna scratch
- Gustavo's car.
- Oh, there's a pole there.
- Ah!
- You know, the more I think
- about it,
The more this script stinks.
- Do the zombie movie.
Zombies don't drive stick.
They eat them.
- Hey, um, can I talk to you
about something?
You know, as a friend?
- Sure.
What's up, friend?
- Well, I dated this girl once,
and we broke up,
but I still like her.
- Oh, that's a tough one.
Well, as your friend,
- I'd say it was a real stupid
- move letting each other go,
And you should maybe go back out
with her.
- Hey, what do you say we get
- out of here
- And go on a little "we're back
- together" milkshake date?
- I say, "let's go."
- Hey, you're doing it.
- You're driving a stick!
- And not a scratch on it.
- We should break up more often!
- No!
- Hey, Mrs. Knight.
I'm here to meet James.
- Oh.
- They're going on a date.
Their first date.
- Well, come in.
- Although I'm not really sure
- where he is right now.
- Oh, I'm sure he's just
- a little nervous
- But getting ready to get
- the big night in gear.
- All right, diamond,
you got this.
Just, you know, drive around
the parking lot a couple times
and then pick up Lucy.
Okay.
Now to put it in gear...
- 7:00,
- right on time.
- Yeah, the date's off.
- I knew I couldn't have
- imagined
How bad this is gonna end.
I mean, who could
have predicted this?
- We must have gone up, what,
- two flights of stairs
To pull this off?
- I'm gonna kill him!
- This is not a hill;
it's a parking garage.
- It's an L.A. hill.
- Now push.
- No!
- There is no way you will make
- that turn.
- Oh, you mean the parking lot
lamp pole pass?
- Besides,
- crashing is the best park.
- Okay, one last ride,
and then we are going back
in the recording studio.
- You know, we'd get there
- a lot faster if you...
- Both:
- Give us a push!
- Fine.
- Carlitos, you ready?
- Yeah!
- Three, two, one.
- Both:
- Blast off!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Oh!
- Turn! Turn!
- Next turn!
Whoo!
- We didn't crash!
Whoo!
- Both:
- What was that?
- Hey, it's wagonie.
- Both:
- Whoo-hoo!
- Is that my car?
- No.
Yes.
See you later.
- I hate you dogs!
- Not a scratch.
- Nope.
- Ahh!
- You're gonna pull a muscle.
- I'm running all the way back
- to the palm woods.
- Get back here!
- Stay back!
I have to end the show!
Sorry we hit you
and crushed wagonie.
- Don't be sorry.
It was the greatest crash
of our lives.
- Wagonie would have wanted
- to go out that way.
- And it looks like James
had an interesting ride.
- Don't worry.
Maintenance will be up shortly.
- Hey, so what did you end up
- doing with that motorcycle?
- I made him sell it.
To who?
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- out of the box.
- It's soy milk.
Whoa.
Cool motorcycle for sale.
- The good boy in me says,
- "look away,"
But the bad boy in me says,
"hello."
- You know what?
I bet if we all pitched in,
we could buy it
and have the big-time ride
of our lives.
- Are you out of your mind?
If I ever see any of you
even think about getting
a motorcycle, I will...
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Ah!
- And the mama's boy in me says,
"run!"
- And you...
Put the helmet back.
- James?
Did you get a motorcycle?
- I, uh...
- I love motorcycles.
And that is one killer bike.
- Yep.
It's my hog.
- Huh.
I never pegged you
for the biker type.
- I guess there is more to
- James diamond than I thought.
Oh, yeah.
We are gonna buy
the cool motorcycle.
- Sorry, b.B.
You guys are too late.
Hi, this is James diamond.
Yes, I'd like to buy your hog.
- Okay, mom said for us to put
all the groceries away.
And then...
You will pay for that!
- Hey.
- I need your help.
- Anything you want,
- you got it.
- I need you to teach me
- how to drive a stick shift
For my role in
the Danica Patrick movie.
- I play a young Danica
- before she does bad commercials.
- Oh.
- Cool.
- No.
- Why not?
- Because every time we try
and teach each other something,
we end up fighting.
A lot.
- No, we don't.
- Ow!
- It's just over and under.
- This is so stupid.
- Over and under!
- Men aren't supposed
- to braid hair anyway!
- Ow!
- Well, that's not gonna happen
- this time because...
It won't.
- Besides, the only car I know
- that has a stick shift
Is Gustavo's.
- And if we so much as get
- a scratch on it,
He would kill me.
- Well, I want to do this
- race car movie
- Because I'm sick of doing
- zombie movies,
And you're my boyfriend!
- I won't do it.
- Hey,
- did you overnight rush ship
A huge package from Minnesota?
- No!
- Well, according to this,
you signed and paid $938
for it.
- McConaughey!
An old red wagon?
Who did this?
- Both:
- Wagonie!
- Wait... did you guys forge
- Gustavo's signature
- And use the studio's
- shipping number for this stuff?
- No.
- Yes.
- What?
- Logan's mom said that she was
- gonna throw his old wagon out,
- And I said that that was like
- throwing out
Our greatest memories.
- Ooh, like that one time we
- broke our arms
On broken arm hill.
- And the one time that we both
- got mild concussions
On mild concussion curve.
- Yeah, and don't forget what
- happened on butt-chapped...
- we get it.
- And we're gonna restore
this once-proud monster
of the midwest
and take it for one more
glorious ride.
Whoo.
- Wrong!
- Because you're not
- in fifth grade anymore.
You're in a huge pop band.
- Now get this red piece of junk
- out of my studio,
Warm up your voices,
and get in the booth!
- We want to fix up wagonie.
- Out!
- Okay.
- Oh, tell me you didn't buy
- that motorcycle.
- Lucy's into it.
- Super bad idea.
Mom is ballistic about
motorcycles,
and this is gonna end
so badly.
I literally can't even imagine
how badly this is gonna end.
- No. This is gonna end with
Lucy giving me bike kisses.
Hide.
- Wow.
That is some suit.
- Yeah, well,
this is some bike.
- Hey, we should go for a ride
- sometime.
- How about when I get back?
- Seriously you will?
I mean, uh...
Cool.
I'll be back around 2:00.
- Starting a relationship with
- lies is never a good idea.
- No lies.
- Pre-truths.
- Pre-what?
- I told Lucy the bike was mine,
- when it wasn't,
Then I bought it.
Pre-truth.
- And what about that going
- for a ride lie,
- Because you've never ridden
- a motorcycle.
Because we have two hours
to learn.
- Keep the bike balanced
while placing the kickstand
in the ride position.
- Whoa!
- Ignition.
- Doesn't the car need to be on?
- No, because we are going
to practice
- using the stick shift so you get
- a feel for the gears
And so you don't get a scratch
on Gustavo's car.
- Well, aren't you the smart
driving instructor.
- Okay, so first,
second,
third,
fourth,
and up and over for reverse.
- I like this driving lesson.
We get to hold hands
and not one fight.
- We make a great couple.
Use the clutch, not the brake!
- I am using the clutch!
- Now the brake!
- I also stole Gustavo's car
- for you!
- Stop yelling!
- Don't rev the engine.
- You know what?
- Just go forward.
- Do you care about me
or Gustavo's car?
- Kelly!
Have you seen my keys?
- I'm afraid to go in there.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Cool noise, right?
- What is this?
- It's a wagonie restoring
- super shop.
- I said no wagons!
- Gustavo,
as Logan and I
face the responsibility
and maturity of adulthood,
we've decided we don't want to.
- This is more than a red wagon.
It's a...
A time machine
- to take us back to the year
- 2000-and-fun.
Whoo!
- Okay, tell me the studio
- didn't pay for all of this too.
- It didn't.
- But it did.
- Well, if rocque records paid
for all of this,
then Gustavo rocque owns that,
and I'm taking it away.
- But...
- come on, really?
- Careful.
Well, there she goes.
- The last piece of our innocent
yet dangerous childhood.
- Now to second.
- You're doing it again.
Yelling at me doesn't help.
You yell at me all the time.
You're gonna make me crash!
We are a terrible couple.
- No, we're not.
We just, you know, fight
a lot.
- Well, it hasn't been
- a smooth ride lately,
And we're kind of stalled.
- And maybe we're feeling...
Neutral about things.
- So should we break up?
- I don't know.
Should we break up?
- But don't you feel like
- sometimes we're
- moving backwards?
- We're not moving backwards.
We're just...
We're moving backwards.
We're moving backwards.
- The wheel is locked.
- Start the car.
- Start the car.
Start the car.
- I'm trying to start the car.
Where is the emergency brake?
- You're gonna hit a pole!
- We're gonna scratch
- Gustavo's car!
Pull the brake up!
- I'm trying to brake up!
- We got to brake up!
I think we just broke up.
- How to brake.
- Think I'm getting
the hang of it.
- So I've been trying to imagine
- how this thing ends,
And here's what I got.
- Lucy gets on the bike,
- you admit you can't ride,
- She laughs,
- doesn't kiss you,
- And then my mom kills you
- for buying a motorcycle.
- Or you actually go for a ride,
- you crash,
She slaps you for lying,
- while on the ground badgers
- arrive and eat your jacket,
And then my mom kills you
for buying a motorcycle.
- Not lying,
- pre-truths,
- Because I still have time
- to learn.
- Wrong again, because it's been
- two hours,
And here comes Lucy.
- Wait. What?
- Hey.
I'm ready for that ride.
- Hey.
Yeah, about that ride...
- Let's go.
- Okay.
Let's go!
- Well, are we going or not?
- Uh, yeah...
Yeah... no, we're going.
I just... i need to check
the thing and, uh...
- James!
Those motorcycle parts
you ordered just came.
You know, the ones
to bore the heads
and increase the air fuel mix
for Max hog power?
- Oh, right!
Those parts.
- Oh.
What's going on?
- Sorry, lady leather,
but you know us bikers...
Always customizing.
- So I suggest you wait
- on that ride.
So instead of 3.7 seconds,
I can take you from zero
to thrill in 1.5.
- A man who's good with tools.
Okay, Mr. Diamond.
I will wait for that ride.
- Whoo! Good thing I ordered
- those parts.
- It's empty, genius.
- Right.
Hey, thanks for saving me.
- I didn't save you.
- I saved her.
- And everyone else out there
- from you.
And I figured out how
this is gonna end.
- You tell Lucy you had to sell
- the bike
Because mom would kill you
if she found out
you bought a motorcycle.
- Fine.
- I'll sell the bike.
Pre-truth.
- So this is what it's like
to be just friends.
- Yeah, it's a little weird.
- Oh, so what about that movie
- we're supposed to go to
Tomorrow night?
- Uh, well, people
who are just friends
go see movies together.
- How about we order
- separate popcorn?
- And I'll pay for my ticket.
- You know what?
- This might be the best breakup
- ever.
- You know what else
just friends do?
- What?
- Teach each other how to drive
- a stick shift
- So one can get a movie role
- that's not a teen zombie movie.
- Of course.
And since we don't have all that
boyfriend/girlfriend pressure,
we won't fight.
- No fighting.
- Told you so!
- Doesn't help me when you yell!
- Stop the car!
- Stop it!
- It stopped.
- Just do it.
- And it's going!
- You're the worst just friend
- ever!
- Ah!
- Okay, after the beat,
I need you guys to give me
a "yeah!"
Both:
Yeah.
- Okay, like it or not,
you are professionals,
and you have a job.
And instead of refinishing
an old red wagon,
we need to finish this album
and get ready to go on tour
all summer long.
Got it?
- We got it.
- We got it.
- Count us down.
- We'll get it this time.
- All right, let's try something
- different.
- After the beat,
- I'll go to the basement,
- You'll get me some coveralls
- too,
And together we'll fix up
your stupid wagonie.
- Both:
- Yeah!
- Yeah, somehow I imagined this
ending way worse than this.
- If you've got that
- "for sale" sign,
- Don't even bringing it out,
- missy,
Because this biker boy...
Ow!
Well, there goes my only shot
at getting a date with Lucy.
- If she dates you,
- it should be the real James...
Who can be amazing,
by the way.
Not the lying biker James
who's a danger to society.
Ooh!
Are you selling the motorcycle?
- Yes.
- Give us a sec to get some cash
- from the atm.
- And by atm, I mean
- the coin-filled pillowcase
Under my hammock.
- Oh.
- Hey, James.
So I was thinking about
that ride.
- Hey, Lucy, about that ride...
- Instead of just going
for a ride,
maybe you could, I don't know,
take me on a date on it.
- A date?
- Yeah.
You can drive me on the bike.
Meet you at your place at 7:00?
- Oh, I'll be there.
I can feel you glaring at me,
and it's not helping.
- There you go.
- One motorcycle please.
- The bike isn't for sale
anymore.
- Why, this wagon could be
dyno-mite.
Out of sight.
Make you feel all right.
- Both:
- Why, it's wagon lightning.
- You guys have no idea how all
of this stuff works, do you?
- Nope.
- Got any suggestions?
We did it!
Yeah!
- No, I did it.
You idiots have been singing
for the last two hours.
- Never mind that,
- because it's time
To take the ride of our lives.
- And all it's missing
is a dangerous hill.
- But we're in the heart of L.A.
- Where are we gonna find
- a hill?
- Down shift on the hill.
- What's down shifting?
- It doesn't help me
- when you yell!
- Pull along the big pole!
- Oh, that pole.
- You're gonna scratch
- Gustavo's car.
- Oh, there's a pole there.
- Ah!
- You know, the more I think
- about it,
The more this script stinks.
- Do the zombie movie.
Zombies don't drive stick.
They eat them.
- Hey, um, can I talk to you
about something?
You know, as a friend?
- Sure.
What's up, friend?
- Well, I dated this girl once,
and we broke up,
but I still like her.
- Oh, that's a tough one.
Well, as your friend,
- I'd say it was a real stupid
- move letting each other go,
And you should maybe go back out
with her.
- Hey, what do you say we get
- out of here
- And go on a little "we're back
- together" milkshake date?
- I say, "let's go."
- Hey, you're doing it.
- You're driving a stick!
- And not a scratch on it.
- We should break up more often!
- No!
- Hey, Mrs. Knight.
I'm here to meet James.
- Oh.
- They're going on a date.
Their first date.
- Well, come in.
- Although I'm not really sure
- where he is right now.
- Oh, I'm sure he's just
- a little nervous
- But getting ready to get
- the big night in gear.
- All right, diamond,
you got this.
Just, you know, drive around
the parking lot a couple times
and then pick up Lucy.
Okay.
Now to put it in gear...
- 7:00,
- right on time.
- Yeah, the date's off.
- I knew I couldn't have
- imagined
How bad this is gonna end.
I mean, who could
have predicted this?
- We must have gone up, what,
- two flights of stairs
To pull this off?
- I'm gonna kill him!
- This is not a hill;
it's a parking garage.
- It's an L.A. hill.
- Now push.
- No!
- There is no way you will make
- that turn.
- Oh, you mean the parking lot
lamp pole pass?
- Besides,
- crashing is the best park.
- Okay, one last ride,
and then we are going back
in the recording studio.
- You know, we'd get there
- a lot faster if you...
- Both:
- Give us a push!
- Fine.
- Carlitos, you ready?
- Yeah!
- Three, two, one.
- Both:
- Blast off!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Oh!
- Turn! Turn!
- Next turn!
Whoo!
- We didn't crash!
Whoo!
- Both:
- What was that?
- Hey, it's wagonie.
- Both:
- Whoo-hoo!
- Is that my car?
- No.
Yes.
See you later.
- I hate you dogs!
- Not a scratch.
- Nope.
- Ahh!
- You're gonna pull a muscle.
- I'm running all the way back
- to the palm woods.
- Get back here!
- Stay back!
I have to end the show!
Sorry we hit you
and crushed wagonie.
- Don't be sorry.
It was the greatest crash
of our lives.
- Wagonie would have wanted
- to go out that way.
- And it looks like James
had an interesting ride.
- Don't worry.
Maintenance will be up shortly.
- Hey, so what did you end up
- doing with that motorcycle?
- I made him sell it.
To who?
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪