Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 6 - Big Time Tour Bus - full transcript
Heading for their next gig in San Diego, the boys chafe at riding together. Carlos, under assignment from Gustavo, tries to film fun backstage footage of their tour, but Logan learns no one likes riding with him, Kendall gets bent over negative internet commentary on his relationship with Jo, and a traffic jam does nothing to dispel BTR's chronic lateness.
- Gentlemen,
- the day of pranks
Is once again upon us.
- Today we find out
- who unites
- the two halves of the crown
To become...
Sir high lord king of pranks.
- Or queen.
- Hear ye, hear me.
As mom of this manor,
I hereby declare
the day of pranks
cancelled.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mom, I love you,
- but the day of pranks
- will happen.
- And I will be king.
- No, I will.
- I shall rule
- the land of pranks.
- And you can't keep track
- of what we do today.
- There's only one of you,
- and five of us.
- Yeah, well, I am not the only
one who hates the day of pranks.
- It stinks.
- We hate it.
- Worst holiday ever.
- You guys,
- we need you in the studio.
- Not running around
playing idiotic pranks.
- And who do you think has to
- clean up your mess-o-mania?
- Uh, I do.
- Yes, but I have to call you
- to make you do it.
- Yeah,
- but I totally don't mind...
- stop it.
- Your last day of pranks
cost my company
$24,000 in damages
and $17,000 in pie filling.
- So now it looks like
you guys are outnumbered.
- Well, it looks like
you guys are old-numbered.
Adults: Come again?
- Don't you guys remember
what it's like to have fun
and be a kid?
- I know how to have fun;
I just choose not to have it.
- I'll have you know
- I can still do
- The mid-air sky-high
- split kick
- Like I did
- when I was on cheer squad.
- Well, then
- prove you're still a kid
And join ye day of pranks.
- Kids versus adults.
Both: If you can handle it.
Adults: You're on.
- Wait, did we just say that?
- Do you guys
want to read the rules?
- Here's the only rule
- we need to know.
When we win this stupid crown,
I'm abolishing
the day of pranks forever.
- So be it.
Pranks commence in one hour.
In for ye information,
we are no longer outnumbered.
Ye are.
- Wait.
- Who's missing?
- Why you guys
all walking so slowly?
Ooh, and looking so dangerous?
I want to be dangerous.
- Stop it.
- All right, listen up.
- We can't let an adult win,
- because if they do,
- They will cancel
- the day of pranks forever.
- So as co-reigning king,
I decree that we form alliances
and destroy the adults.
- I've got my team.
- And I aligneth with...
Lucy.
- I'm not teaming up with you.
And don't say you will be mine,
because I'll never be yours.
- Ho-ho, you will be...
- no alliances are needed.
For I will take out
all seven adults
with one tin can of free mints.
But when they open the tin,
they will find no mints.
- Instead,
- they will find 100 pounds
Of pressurized sneeze powder.
- Okay.
- New record
- for Logan pranking himself out.
And the rest of you, split up!
- Okay, our strategy is simple.
They are children.
- So be on the lookout
- for childish pranks.
- Yeah.
- Just follow my lead, geezers.
I can spot a prank a mile away.
And I'm bringing the thunder.
- Yeah!
- Hang on.
Palm woods.
- Just a second.
- I'll check.
Attention, residents.
I.p. Freely,
you have a phone call.
Again, I.P. Freely.
Wait.
- A crank phone call, really?
A crank is not a prank.
- The Seymour butts amendment.
"Crank phone calls
do hereby officially count
as a prank."
- You should have read the book.
- Okay.
- Well, I guess
- I'm not bringing the thunder.
- Look.
We feel bad.
- So to make it
more interesting,
- we'll give you guys
- a five-second head start.
- Okay.
One down; Six to go.
Ah.
The old leaky duct prank.
- People walk by;
- they say,
"oh, did I just get leaked on?"
No, you just got pranked.
Oh, yeah.
Hmm?
- Sorry, buddy,
you just got pranked.
What's it say on my butt?
Oh!
- Help.
Kelly de-whoopeed my cushions,
- and now she's after me
- with fart spray.
- Um, okay, I'm out,
- so just use one of my pranks.
- Here.
- Okay.
- Ha!
- Fart prank!
- Ha!
You're out.
- What?
How am I out?
- Screams, scares,
and heart skips
count as pranks.
Should have read the book.
- Well, the book is stupid.
Wow.
- You're like
- a dangerous supplier of pranks.
- Really?
Like a...
Like a pranksta-gangsta?
- One that wears a cool jacket
- and an eye patch?
- Um, no, no.
I wasn't saying that.
- Ha-ha.
Spread the word.
- If a kid is in need of a prank,
- they should come see
The pranksta-gangsta.
- Ooh.
- On.
- You should date me.
- You're not my type.
- Oh, so your type
is not gorgeous and amazing
and sensitive?
- My type is not self-centered
- or narcissistic
With an Adonis complex.
- Yeah, well,
- my type is not big word girl.
And I'm done.
- You just lost a first-class
- ticket on air diamond.
And there's no stand-by...
Unless you want to make out.
- On.
- I kicked Lucy off air diamond.
- I hear you can get us pranks.
- I can get a lot of things.
- Depends on the things
- that you need.
What those things are for.
- What are you saying?
- I say a lot of things
- to a lot of people,
If you know what I mean.
- We have no idea what you mean.
- We need a prank
to get all the adults out
so I can prank all of you
and rule the day of pranks!
- That's it,
- a scone picnic?
- No.
There's one more thing.
- They've pranked three of ours,
- and we haven't taken
- one of theirs.
- I can't take it anymore.
They're too good.
- They're coming after me next,
- I know it!
- Calm down.
- We just need to relax, regroup,
- and recharge.
- Ooh!
Scones.
Could be a prank.
- Good point.
Abdul, would you...
Would you mind taking a seat?
- How's the chair?
Is it, um, relaxing?
- Yeah, it's okay.
- How about the scones?
- 80-pound
deep-sea fishing wire.
Virtually invisible.
- And lord prankerton-approved.
- So do you adults
- want to give up
And let us kids
have our day of pranks?
- The book of rule
- allows a 15-minute grace period
- To draft
- your articles of surrender.
- Who even knows
how to play this stupid game?
You should have read the rules.
- I owe you, buddy!
- What does that sign say?
- I say we surrender,
- and then you ground them
- for nine years.
- We can't give up.
- 'Cause we are not too old
- to have fun.
- How can we win
- when we haven't even read
- Lord jokerton's
- book of stupid rules?
- I read the book.
- Pretty interesting rules
- in here.
- Somebody get me a phone.
The book of rules states
you must now accept
the pie of surrender
to your face.
- Wait.
Where's Griffin?
- Right here.
That pie is for you,
- thanks to lord prankerton-
- approved reinforcements.
- Those are...
- Black ops.
- With marshmallow...
- Slingshots.
- Now,
who wants pie?
- You can't bring in outsiders.
- Yeah, especially black ops.
- Yeah, uh...
- Uh...
- Mm...
- Uh...
- Article 12, paragraph "d."
The "black ops are awesome"
addendum.
"Anyone can bring in
special and/or black ops
to aid them in pranks,
because black ops
are hereby declared awesome."
- We thought it was funny, - because
who could actually get - Black ops?
- I can.
- Okay, fine.
- But marshmallow shooters
- are slop,
And not a prank.
"The Carlos amendment:
Slop, wet, or mess
- can be used
- to speed up the game
If dinner is called."
Dinnertime.
We're having ham...
And marshmallows.
- We're gonna lose
- the day of pranks forever.
- Yeah, but dinner
does sound awesome.
- Don't worry, guys,
- I studied black ops
- for my movie,
Biff crop teen ops,
and they will not strike
without being provoked.
But I could be wrong.
- You know, we feel bad,
so to keep things interesting,
- we'll give you guys
- a five-second head start.
Go!
- Ahh!
All right, somebody tell me
what the sign says on my butt!
- Oh!
- Ow.
- Are you okay?
No.
You better go on without me.
- What?
- No way.
- I could not protect you
- the last day of pranks,
- And I will not
- let that happen again.
- Which way did they go?
- I think I saw them go left.
- You have to go without me.
- No!
Okay.
I'll avenge you next year.
I promise.
- Please, not my shirt.
It might stain.
- And not my jeans.
- They're my favorite.
- Okay, well,
- how should we do this, sweetie?
- Uh...
Just toss one at me?
- Adults rule!
- On three.
One, two, three.
- Phew.
Made it.
Ah, crud!
- Don't worry, Camille.
We will avenge you
and finally win that crown,
and the day of pranks
will go on!
- Oh, please.
- Carlos,
- you will never get that crown.
You're too nice.
- What?
I am not too nice.
- Uh, yeah, you are.
- But being so sweet
- is what we love about you.
- I am not sweet.
I'm bad.
- Okay.
Then ditch the dummy.
- He's gonna slow us down
- in the ducts
As we make our escape.
- I can't abandon fake Carlos.
He would never forgive me.
- Too nice!
- Hello, Lucy.
Have you met my friend,
- Mr. End-the-day-of-pranks-
- forever?
Get her!
- Go, go.
- You know, I looked up
- those big words you said.
- But I'm a lot of other things
- too.
- Like a confident dresser.
- Article 9, paragraph 4.
"A blanket can be used
- as a one-time
- turbo deflect-o shield."
- Hmm.
Makes sense.
- And if you spent
- a little more time with me,
You might like what you see.
Like what?
- Like this.
Now, after saving you,
I must save the day of pranks!
- I don't need saving.
Kids: We need pranks.
- And we need 'em fast.
- Or we could lose
- the day of pranks forever.
- And I am not too nice!
- I got what you need,
- but what about what I need?
I need things.
Things that get you things.
- Logan,
- we're gonna lose the crown!
- Oh, right.
Uh...
- Portable confetti launcher.
Because there's nothing
more messy than confetti.
- Great!
We need six.
- What?
- I mean, um...
No problem.
One second.
- ♪ All this talk
about being in love ♪
♪ I could never
get into the party ♪
♪ never really understood
what it was ♪
♪ like, what's the big deal
anyway? ♪
♪ But I decided
I should give it a try ♪
♪ the very moment
you gave me the invite ♪
♪ I've never seen anything
like it before ♪
All:
- ♪ And everybody's
gonna make an appearance ♪
♪ even the butterflies came,
what a feeling ♪
- ♪ and then bliss came
with Mr. First kiss ♪
♪ it was better
than they ever explained it ♪
All:
Well played.
I'm sure your lord prankerton
would be proud.
- I'm also sure
- I never want to see confetti
In a big time rush video again.
- Okay.
- That just leaves
- mom and Gustavo.
Move out!
- You're wasting your time here.
The pranksta-gangsta
does not supply adults.
- You will give us pranks now...
- Or you will
- wash your own clothes,
- And I will never
- make you homemade waffles...
Ever!
- You know I love waffles.
- Plastic darts and tubing?
They cleaned me out.
I have nothing left.
- Okay.
- Plan "b."
- We surrender
- because this crown is stupid
And we're old.
- I can still do
a sky-high split kick.
And we can still win this.
By playing on their weaknesses.
- Sorry, mama knight,
but it's over.
- Carlos,
we both know you're too nice
to pull that trigger.
- I'm not too nice.
I'm bad.
- And when you and Gustavo
- are out,
I will be king!
You're right.
What was I thinking?
And I can't do a sky-high
split kick anymore.
- Oh, no.
- Don't cry, mama knight.
It's okay.
- Darn it, I am too nice.
- Yes, you are, sweetie.
But we love you for it.
I'm gonna need that.
Yeah.
- No!
- Ha!
- I knew you'd try to protect her.
And now that you're out...
- Ah, darn it!
- James, you're out...
For me.
I know.
- I guess
- I can't let anything hurt you.
- Wow.
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
- Lucy's out!
Okay.
I'm gonna go get some water.
- Wait!
But we were having a moment.
Well,
I hope you're happy.
- Who's left?
Both: Well, there's you.
- And your mother.
Both: And Katie.
- We have you surrounded, mom.
- You can take one of us out,
but the other one will get you,
- and the day of pranks
- will continue.
- So just put down
- your confetti launcher,
And we'll go easy on you.
Fine.
- But I taught you guys to always
- finish what you started.
- So you might as well
- both take me out.
- Uh, okay.
- On three.
- This is intense.
- Very exciting.
- One.
- Two.
Both: Three.
- Told you I could still do
- a sky-high split kick.
- In celebration
of your Valiant victory...
- And for uniting the crown...
Both: We now pronounce you
the new sir high lord
queen of pranks.
- As your reigning queen,
I will now decide the fate
of ye day of pranks.
- Which I'm gonna miss.
- Hey, it was fun
- while it lasted.
- So long, lord prankerton.
- My decision on this is final.
See you next year.
- [Confetti launchers blast,
- pop music blares]
- What's that?
What's going on?
What's their party?
Oh, would someone please tell me
what's written on my butt?
- What does it say on my butt?
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- the day of pranks
Is once again upon us.
- Today we find out
- who unites
- the two halves of the crown
To become...
Sir high lord king of pranks.
- Or queen.
- Hear ye, hear me.
As mom of this manor,
I hereby declare
the day of pranks
cancelled.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mom, I love you,
- but the day of pranks
- will happen.
- And I will be king.
- No, I will.
- I shall rule
- the land of pranks.
- And you can't keep track
- of what we do today.
- There's only one of you,
- and five of us.
- Yeah, well, I am not the only
one who hates the day of pranks.
- It stinks.
- We hate it.
- Worst holiday ever.
- You guys,
- we need you in the studio.
- Not running around
playing idiotic pranks.
- And who do you think has to
- clean up your mess-o-mania?
- Uh, I do.
- Yes, but I have to call you
- to make you do it.
- Yeah,
- but I totally don't mind...
- stop it.
- Your last day of pranks
cost my company
$24,000 in damages
and $17,000 in pie filling.
- So now it looks like
you guys are outnumbered.
- Well, it looks like
you guys are old-numbered.
Adults: Come again?
- Don't you guys remember
what it's like to have fun
and be a kid?
- I know how to have fun;
I just choose not to have it.
- I'll have you know
- I can still do
- The mid-air sky-high
- split kick
- Like I did
- when I was on cheer squad.
- Well, then
- prove you're still a kid
And join ye day of pranks.
- Kids versus adults.
Both: If you can handle it.
Adults: You're on.
- Wait, did we just say that?
- Do you guys
want to read the rules?
- Here's the only rule
- we need to know.
When we win this stupid crown,
I'm abolishing
the day of pranks forever.
- So be it.
Pranks commence in one hour.
In for ye information,
we are no longer outnumbered.
Ye are.
- Wait.
- Who's missing?
- Why you guys
all walking so slowly?
Ooh, and looking so dangerous?
I want to be dangerous.
- Stop it.
- All right, listen up.
- We can't let an adult win,
- because if they do,
- They will cancel
- the day of pranks forever.
- So as co-reigning king,
I decree that we form alliances
and destroy the adults.
- I've got my team.
- And I aligneth with...
Lucy.
- I'm not teaming up with you.
And don't say you will be mine,
because I'll never be yours.
- Ho-ho, you will be...
- no alliances are needed.
For I will take out
all seven adults
with one tin can of free mints.
But when they open the tin,
they will find no mints.
- Instead,
- they will find 100 pounds
Of pressurized sneeze powder.
- Okay.
- New record
- for Logan pranking himself out.
And the rest of you, split up!
- Okay, our strategy is simple.
They are children.
- So be on the lookout
- for childish pranks.
- Yeah.
- Just follow my lead, geezers.
I can spot a prank a mile away.
And I'm bringing the thunder.
- Yeah!
- Hang on.
Palm woods.
- Just a second.
- I'll check.
Attention, residents.
I.p. Freely,
you have a phone call.
Again, I.P. Freely.
Wait.
- A crank phone call, really?
A crank is not a prank.
- The Seymour butts amendment.
"Crank phone calls
do hereby officially count
as a prank."
- You should have read the book.
- Okay.
- Well, I guess
- I'm not bringing the thunder.
- Look.
We feel bad.
- So to make it
more interesting,
- we'll give you guys
- a five-second head start.
- Okay.
One down; Six to go.
Ah.
The old leaky duct prank.
- People walk by;
- they say,
"oh, did I just get leaked on?"
No, you just got pranked.
Oh, yeah.
Hmm?
- Sorry, buddy,
you just got pranked.
What's it say on my butt?
Oh!
- Help.
Kelly de-whoopeed my cushions,
- and now she's after me
- with fart spray.
- Um, okay, I'm out,
- so just use one of my pranks.
- Here.
- Okay.
- Ha!
- Fart prank!
- Ha!
You're out.
- What?
How am I out?
- Screams, scares,
and heart skips
count as pranks.
Should have read the book.
- Well, the book is stupid.
Wow.
- You're like
- a dangerous supplier of pranks.
- Really?
Like a...
Like a pranksta-gangsta?
- One that wears a cool jacket
- and an eye patch?
- Um, no, no.
I wasn't saying that.
- Ha-ha.
Spread the word.
- If a kid is in need of a prank,
- they should come see
The pranksta-gangsta.
- Ooh.
- On.
- You should date me.
- You're not my type.
- Oh, so your type
is not gorgeous and amazing
and sensitive?
- My type is not self-centered
- or narcissistic
With an Adonis complex.
- Yeah, well,
- my type is not big word girl.
And I'm done.
- You just lost a first-class
- ticket on air diamond.
And there's no stand-by...
Unless you want to make out.
- On.
- I kicked Lucy off air diamond.
- I hear you can get us pranks.
- I can get a lot of things.
- Depends on the things
- that you need.
What those things are for.
- What are you saying?
- I say a lot of things
- to a lot of people,
If you know what I mean.
- We have no idea what you mean.
- We need a prank
to get all the adults out
so I can prank all of you
and rule the day of pranks!
- That's it,
- a scone picnic?
- No.
There's one more thing.
- They've pranked three of ours,
- and we haven't taken
- one of theirs.
- I can't take it anymore.
They're too good.
- They're coming after me next,
- I know it!
- Calm down.
- We just need to relax, regroup,
- and recharge.
- Ooh!
Scones.
Could be a prank.
- Good point.
Abdul, would you...
Would you mind taking a seat?
- How's the chair?
Is it, um, relaxing?
- Yeah, it's okay.
- How about the scones?
- 80-pound
deep-sea fishing wire.
Virtually invisible.
- And lord prankerton-approved.
- So do you adults
- want to give up
And let us kids
have our day of pranks?
- The book of rule
- allows a 15-minute grace period
- To draft
- your articles of surrender.
- Who even knows
how to play this stupid game?
You should have read the rules.
- I owe you, buddy!
- What does that sign say?
- I say we surrender,
- and then you ground them
- for nine years.
- We can't give up.
- 'Cause we are not too old
- to have fun.
- How can we win
- when we haven't even read
- Lord jokerton's
- book of stupid rules?
- I read the book.
- Pretty interesting rules
- in here.
- Somebody get me a phone.
The book of rules states
you must now accept
the pie of surrender
to your face.
- Wait.
Where's Griffin?
- Right here.
That pie is for you,
- thanks to lord prankerton-
- approved reinforcements.
- Those are...
- Black ops.
- With marshmallow...
- Slingshots.
- Now,
who wants pie?
- You can't bring in outsiders.
- Yeah, especially black ops.
- Yeah, uh...
- Uh...
- Mm...
- Uh...
- Article 12, paragraph "d."
The "black ops are awesome"
addendum.
"Anyone can bring in
special and/or black ops
to aid them in pranks,
because black ops
are hereby declared awesome."
- We thought it was funny, - because
who could actually get - Black ops?
- I can.
- Okay, fine.
- But marshmallow shooters
- are slop,
And not a prank.
"The Carlos amendment:
Slop, wet, or mess
- can be used
- to speed up the game
If dinner is called."
Dinnertime.
We're having ham...
And marshmallows.
- We're gonna lose
- the day of pranks forever.
- Yeah, but dinner
does sound awesome.
- Don't worry, guys,
- I studied black ops
- for my movie,
Biff crop teen ops,
and they will not strike
without being provoked.
But I could be wrong.
- You know, we feel bad,
so to keep things interesting,
- we'll give you guys
- a five-second head start.
Go!
- Ahh!
All right, somebody tell me
what the sign says on my butt!
- Oh!
- Ow.
- Are you okay?
No.
You better go on without me.
- What?
- No way.
- I could not protect you
- the last day of pranks,
- And I will not
- let that happen again.
- Which way did they go?
- I think I saw them go left.
- You have to go without me.
- No!
Okay.
I'll avenge you next year.
I promise.
- Please, not my shirt.
It might stain.
- And not my jeans.
- They're my favorite.
- Okay, well,
- how should we do this, sweetie?
- Uh...
Just toss one at me?
- Adults rule!
- On three.
One, two, three.
- Phew.
Made it.
Ah, crud!
- Don't worry, Camille.
We will avenge you
and finally win that crown,
and the day of pranks
will go on!
- Oh, please.
- Carlos,
- you will never get that crown.
You're too nice.
- What?
I am not too nice.
- Uh, yeah, you are.
- But being so sweet
- is what we love about you.
- I am not sweet.
I'm bad.
- Okay.
Then ditch the dummy.
- He's gonna slow us down
- in the ducts
As we make our escape.
- I can't abandon fake Carlos.
He would never forgive me.
- Too nice!
- Hello, Lucy.
Have you met my friend,
- Mr. End-the-day-of-pranks-
- forever?
Get her!
- Go, go.
- You know, I looked up
- those big words you said.
- But I'm a lot of other things
- too.
- Like a confident dresser.
- Article 9, paragraph 4.
"A blanket can be used
- as a one-time
- turbo deflect-o shield."
- Hmm.
Makes sense.
- And if you spent
- a little more time with me,
You might like what you see.
Like what?
- Like this.
Now, after saving you,
I must save the day of pranks!
- I don't need saving.
Kids: We need pranks.
- And we need 'em fast.
- Or we could lose
- the day of pranks forever.
- And I am not too nice!
- I got what you need,
- but what about what I need?
I need things.
Things that get you things.
- Logan,
- we're gonna lose the crown!
- Oh, right.
Uh...
- Portable confetti launcher.
Because there's nothing
more messy than confetti.
- Great!
We need six.
- What?
- I mean, um...
No problem.
One second.
- ♪ All this talk
about being in love ♪
♪ I could never
get into the party ♪
♪ never really understood
what it was ♪
♪ like, what's the big deal
anyway? ♪
♪ But I decided
I should give it a try ♪
♪ the very moment
you gave me the invite ♪
♪ I've never seen anything
like it before ♪
All:
- ♪ And everybody's
gonna make an appearance ♪
♪ even the butterflies came,
what a feeling ♪
- ♪ and then bliss came
with Mr. First kiss ♪
♪ it was better
than they ever explained it ♪
All:
Well played.
I'm sure your lord prankerton
would be proud.
- I'm also sure
- I never want to see confetti
In a big time rush video again.
- Okay.
- That just leaves
- mom and Gustavo.
Move out!
- You're wasting your time here.
The pranksta-gangsta
does not supply adults.
- You will give us pranks now...
- Or you will
- wash your own clothes,
- And I will never
- make you homemade waffles...
Ever!
- You know I love waffles.
- Plastic darts and tubing?
They cleaned me out.
I have nothing left.
- Okay.
- Plan "b."
- We surrender
- because this crown is stupid
And we're old.
- I can still do
a sky-high split kick.
And we can still win this.
By playing on their weaknesses.
- Sorry, mama knight,
but it's over.
- Carlos,
we both know you're too nice
to pull that trigger.
- I'm not too nice.
I'm bad.
- And when you and Gustavo
- are out,
I will be king!
You're right.
What was I thinking?
And I can't do a sky-high
split kick anymore.
- Oh, no.
- Don't cry, mama knight.
It's okay.
- Darn it, I am too nice.
- Yes, you are, sweetie.
But we love you for it.
I'm gonna need that.
Yeah.
- No!
- Ha!
- I knew you'd try to protect her.
And now that you're out...
- Ah, darn it!
- James, you're out...
For me.
I know.
- I guess
- I can't let anything hurt you.
- Wow.
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
- Lucy's out!
Okay.
I'm gonna go get some water.
- Wait!
But we were having a moment.
Well,
I hope you're happy.
- Who's left?
Both: Well, there's you.
- And your mother.
Both: And Katie.
- We have you surrounded, mom.
- You can take one of us out,
but the other one will get you,
- and the day of pranks
- will continue.
- So just put down
- your confetti launcher,
And we'll go easy on you.
Fine.
- But I taught you guys to always
- finish what you started.
- So you might as well
- both take me out.
- Uh, okay.
- On three.
- This is intense.
- Very exciting.
- One.
- Two.
Both: Three.
- Told you I could still do
- a sky-high split kick.
- In celebration
of your Valiant victory...
- And for uniting the crown...
Both: We now pronounce you
the new sir high lord
queen of pranks.
- As your reigning queen,
I will now decide the fate
of ye day of pranks.
- Which I'm gonna miss.
- Hey, it was fun
- while it lasted.
- So long, lord prankerton.
- My decision on this is final.
See you next year.
- [Confetti launchers blast,
- pop music blares]
- What's that?
What's going on?
What's their party?
Oh, would someone please tell me
what's written on my butt?
- What does it say on my butt?
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪