Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 5 - Big Time Cameo - full transcript
The boys put their collective foot down on doing any more injurious cameos. Well, Kendall's foot anyway. Carlos wants to do a Coco.0 cameo as the actress for its robot girl lead is cute. The drawback is that the girl's evil step-mom rules the show with an iron fist. Gustavo, Kelly and Katie, dissatisfied with the script, change it, and the evil step-mom sets out to end the careers of Big Time Rush.
- Okay, so does anyone know
what Gustavo's big news is?
- Well, let's just hope
it's about getting some awesome
pantry snacks and not another TV
cameo.
- In the last week alone,
- we've done
Special animal unit,
deadliest cupcake...
- And that super-sloppy
- game show.
Ugh, oh.
Ugh.
I can't take another cameo.
- Dogs,
I have some big news.
- Please tell us it's not
- another cameo.
- I hate all of you!
- Guys, if we are gonna stay
- in the spotlight,
We need to stay on radio,
magazine covers, and TV.
- Gustavo, we love you.
But we're not gonna leave
the studio to do another cameo.
- All right,
you don't have to leave.
'Cause you're already in one.
What?
Ow! Ow! Stop!
Now, that's what I call
a big-time shock.
- And that wraps up
- another edition
Of Scott baio's taser tots.
Good night, everybody.
Ow! Ow! Oh!
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Gustavo,
no more cameos.
Oh, really?
Well, then...
No more cameos!
- What TV show this time?
- Coco.o.
- You mean the kidzie channel
- TV show about the girl robot,
- But only her spunky best friend
- knows that she's a robot,
- And if the popular kids
- found out,
She'd be scrapped for parts?
- That's the one.
- Oh.
- A lot of our fans worship
- that show.
- Oh,
- and the robot who plays coco...
Oh-ho,
she's amazing.
- You mean the actress.
- Actress.
- Um, but we all agreed
no more cameos.
- Okay, but before you say no,
just watch a little bit
of the show.
- Okay, Lindsay,
- now I'm ready to interface
- With the popular girls
- at study hall.
- Um, no.
Coco,
those shoes are so last year.
- Uh-oh,
better reboot.
I love her.
- I am not doing
another dangerous cameo
because Carlos is in robot love.
- So somebody else give me
- another reason
Why we should do it.
- Well, there are...
Awesome snacks on TV sets.
- And look at him.
- Darn it.
- Okay, here's the set
- where coco gets you to perform
At the school dance.
Oh,
they're finishing a scene now.
- Coco, if big time rush doesn't
show up like you promised,
everyone is gonna know
you're a robot.
- My processor
- is overstressed...
And overdressed.
- Okay, that's a cut.
And here comes
america's sweetheart,
dara laramie.
- Hi, guys.
- I can't believe you're gonna do
- my show.
- Well,
- they are very glad to...
Here's Carlos.
- Uh, uh, i... i... i...
- Back it up, boy band.
Dara is not looking
for a boyfriend.
- Dara, learn your lines
- for the next scene now.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Whoo,
- who's the evil stepmother?
- Her evil stepmother.
- Oh. Oh...
- She runs dara's career
and the show with an iron fist.
Do not cross her.
- Oh.
- Huh,
- thought she'd be spunkier.
- Okay, focus.
How do I kiss dara?
- Isn't it obvious,
prince not-so-charming?
- Well, yeah,
- you find your glass slipper.
- Don't eat the apple,
- though.
- Make sure you have her home
- before midnight.
And bippity-boppity-boo,
evil stepmother spell broken.
- Good plan.
- Let's go.
- What?
- I was kidding.
- Hey! No!
You two need to go to wardrobe.
- Hit the snack table.
- Got it.
- They are terrible.
- No, what's terrible
is this script.
- It makes the guys
- look like idiots.
Both: They are idiots.
- So are TV writers.
- Yeah.
Can I help you?
- Yes, hello.
I am the producer
of big time rush,
and this script makes James
look self-centered,
Carlos look like an idiot,
Logan look like a science nerd,
and Kendall look like some guy
who's always giving pep talks.
- Yeah,
- who would watch that?
- Uh...
- And where's the romance?
I'm a tweenage girl, and I want
some tweenage romance.
- Hey, we gave coco a kiss chip,
but dara's stepmom
won't let us use it,
and she'll fire us
if we change the script
after she's approved it,
which she did.
- Come on, gang.
- Let's get a three-hour lunch.
- Pizza.
- I'm craving burritos.
- I'm thinking buffalo
something.
- So we rewrite the script?
Both: We're not afraid
of some evil stepmother.
Get that thing off my set.
Ahem.
Fire him.
- Okay, now you just need
to find dara,
tell her that you love the show,
- that you'd love to talk about it
- over a smoothie.
- I would love to do that.
- Carlos.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- I have to admit,
I was really excited
- when I heard you were coming
- on the show.
- Okay, good start.
Good start.
- Now make a date with beauty
- before the beast comes in.
No.
- Dara, perhaps I didn't make
myself clear.
I don't want you anywhere near
big time rush again.
To your makeup trailer now.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Listen here, loverboy.
Yeah, I thought I told you
to stay away from dara.
- Oh, actually,
- he's the loverboy.
- I'm not just dara's stepmom.
I'm also her manager.
And according to her last post
to her 14 million fans,
her total bestie.
And if I decide
to let her have a boyfriend
or use her kiss chip,
it will be on a boy named bieber
or lautner,
not you.
- She should be able to date
- whoever she wants.
- Wrong!
And if I see you
flirting her again,
- I will have you removed
- from the lot
For harassing america's
TV sweetheart.
- Y-You mean me,
- not him.
- Go.
Both: Okay. Go. Go. Go.
- Coco. o has the worst spread
in television history.
- Okay,
- this is an actual twig.
- This is the only food
that dara's stepmother
will let her eat,
so we have to eat it too.
- Again, I really thought
- she'd be spunkier.
- My body is a temple,
and this temple
needs better snacks.
- Okay,
- we are on a Hollywood lot.
- There's got to be some show
- that doesn't serve prison food.
- That way.
Both: Snackpot!
- All right.
Oh, sweet.
- Ooh, and healthy.
- This spread is amazing.
- What show is this?
- You know,
it's not nice...
- To take things
- that don't belong to you.
- That's right, plex.
You shouldn't take things
that don't belong to you.
- It's yo gabba gabba.
♪ You just can't grab 'em,
'cause that's not right. ♪
♪ The snacks aren't yours,
so you can't have 'em ♪
♪ you can't have 'em,
so please go sit outside ♪
- I want those snacks.
- Five minutes.
- We shoot the "mean girls land
- in the gelatin bowl scene"
In five.
- A little to the left.
Your other left.
- And Cruella said to stay away
- from dara.
- No, she said that she didn't
want to see us near dara.
- And besides,
- my kiss will set her free
From her evil stepmother.
Dara, it's me.
- Carlos?
You shouldn't be here right now.
- I know.
- If my stepmother sees you,
- I'm afraid of what will happen
- to you.
- I'll risk anything for you,
- and don't worry,
- My friend is watching out
- for us.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Let go of me,
you wicked witch.
- Dara,
- give me your phone.
And everyone leave
the floor now.
Okay, guys, let's wrap it up.
You heard her.
- Not you two.
- "Big time rush on set
making me big-time cry.
"Called me names
and said whoever watches coco. O
is stupid."
- You can't do that.
- Yes, I can, and when
her 14 million followers
hear how you made america's
TV Princess cry,
you'll be crying,
'cause your careers
will be over.
Turn that red light off.
It's melting my skin.
- Stop.
- Don't do it.
- I promise never to talk
- to Carlos again
Just don't ruin big time rush.
- No, she can press it.
I don't care.
- Shut up.
- You're lucky I'm in
a good mood.
Dara...
Do not give me another reason
to destroy you.
- Good-bye, Carlos.
- Okay,
what's our next move?
- I'll tell you what
- the next move is.
I'm gonna kick your...
- The red light means
- that yo gabba gabba
Is yo gabba shooting.
- For which gives us
- just enough time
For a little
yo gabba gabba Turkey.
Hey, guys.
- What's up?
- You guys weren't listening
- to us. That's what's up.
- You should always listen
- so you always know what to do.
- Like listening to this song.
- We don't want to listen
- to a song.
- We just want a snack,
- okay?
- Wait...
- That last part
- didn't even rhyme.
Both: Oh.
- Okay,
- where's the big rewrite
- That doesn't make the guys
- look stupid?
- Okay, check it.
- All the kids at the dance
- start leaving,
'cause big time rush
didn't show up,
but then they do show up,
and then Kendall's like,
"yo, coco, big time rush
is ready to shimmy-sham
at the Jimmy-jam."
And then everybody starts
dancing and cheering.
- And then coco is like,
- "guess what.
I'm gonna buy your new album."
And then everyone is like,
"wow, we are gonna buy
your new album also!
Yeah!"
- Again,
- where is the new rewrite
- That doesn't make the guys
- looks stupid?
- Okay, fine, well, you know,
where is Katie's big tweenage
romance scene, huh?
Where is it?
- It's done; It just needs
- a little polishing.
- Yeah...
- No. Okay...
- I just need a little bit
- more time.
- Give me that.
- Ha!
- You got nothing!
- You know I'm not good
- with sweet!
- Stop fighting, and come up
- with a better ending fast
- Because according to
- the schedule,
- The guys are in wardrobe
- right now.
- 'Sup?
Big time rush.
- We're doing a cameo
on yo gabba gabba.
♪ We want snacks,
tasty snacks are good ♪
- Both: ♪ let us in,
- 'cause tasty snacks are good ♪
Both: Yes.
- Really?
- Aren't you guys ever on stage?
- Well, we are about to sing
- and dance a song.
- But maybe we should sing
- a new song called
- Well, well, well,
- someone's being naughty again.
- Um, or what about the
sharing food
- with your new friends song,
- huh?
Where's that one?
Did he say "share?"
- Hmm.
- We just are really hungry,
- and the snacks
- on our stage stink.
- Well,
not sharing stinks too.
- Can you share something
- with us?
- We can share.
- We love to share.
- Name it.
- How about they share
- their voices and sing?
All: ♪ I love to share
with my friends ♪
♪ it's never any fun
by myself ♪
♪ I love to share
with my friends ♪
♪ and they share with me,
so we have a good time ♪
♪ together,
sharing forever ♪
- Coco,
big time rush is not coming.
- So you have to admit
- that you don't know them.
- And admit that you're a robot.
- Uh...
Uh...
- And cut.
- Okay, let's reset cameras
- and get ready
For our big time cameo.
- Oh, tell me that isn't
a love note.
- It's not.
It's a love plane.
- It's too risky.
- And besides,
- you stink at paper airplanes.
- But love is my co-pilot.
- Ugh, I hate cameos.
- "My dearest dara,
it's me Carlos.
"Let me help save you from your
evil stepmom.
"I think our kiss will help
free you from her evilness.
"Man, she's evil.
Well, bye."
I told you to stay away.
- You know what?
You can't keep them apart.
Because we're in
the next scene with her,
- and there is no one else
- to sing.
- Now,
- what do you think about that?
Lindsay, tell the writers
to change the next scene
so that big time rush
never shows up to the dance,
but coco uses her music chip
to sing a rockin' song
launching dara's music career
but ending big time rush's.
- Sorry about that.
- Hey, guys, evil stepmonster
says to take big time rush
out... of... the... script.
- Take big time rush out
- of the Jimmy-jam?
- Dara's stepmom is evil,
- and she's trying to ruin us
- with dara's phone,
- Followers,
- and script.
- We have to join forces to end
her evil reign over this land
and set dara free with my kiss.
- He knows we're not in
- a colorful world
Of make-believe, right?
- Hey,
we just did a yo gabba cameo.
- What's going on here?
- We're doing a little rewrite
so big time rush rocks the stage
and rocks coco.O.
- Hmm.
- Can I have everyone's
attention, please?
- It looks like big time rush
- is not gonna make it
To the dance tonight.
- I knew she was a liar...
And a robot.
She's not a liar!
- We were just running
- a little late to the Jimmy-jam.
- And we know she is not
a robot.
- Out of my way.
- Pardon me.
- You're both fired.
- In fact,
I think coco...
Looks like a Princess.
All: Ooh.
- Cut!
Cut the cameras.
Cut them all.
Who is responsible for this?
I control dara.
I tell her what to eat,
what to say,
and who to kiss.
I'm the boss, all right,
of you,
you, and everyone who watches
this stupid show.
Got it?
- Oh, we got it...
All recorded right here.
- Where did you get
dara's phone?
- Oh,
I might have borrowed it
and then gave it to them.
- And if you don't want us
to send this out
to dara's 14 million followers
exposing you as an evil witch
who treats america's TV
sweetheart like a prisoner...
- You're going to apologize
to your stepdaughter right now
and promise to start doing
things a little differently.
- Sorry,
me again.
- Heh-heh,
what I meant to say was,
dara is growing up
and can make her own decisions.
And Carlos seems like
a nice boy,
so why doesn't the best TV crew
and cast ever
just, you know, keep rolling?
- I guess your kiss
really did set her free.
- Told you.
- Okay,
- let's shoot the dance scene.
- ♪ All this talk about
being in love ♪
♪ I could never get into
the party ♪
♪ never really understood
what it was ♪
♪ like,
what's the big deal anyway ♪
- ♪ oh, I but I decided
I should give it a try ♪
♪ the very moment
that you gave me the invite ♪
♪ I've never seen anything
like it before ♪
♪ once you open the door
see I was like ♪
All: ♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
don't get any better ♪
♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
wish that this was forever ♪
♪ 'cause your heart calling
feels like confetti falling ♪
- ♪ and everybody's gonna make
an appearance ♪
♪ even the butterflies
can feel it ♪
- ♪ and then bliss came
with mister first kiss ♪
♪ it was better than they ever
explained it ♪
All: ♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
don't get any better ♪
♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
wish that this was forever ♪
♪ 'cause your heart calling
feels like confetti falling ♪
♪ 'Cause your heart calling
feels like confetti falling ♪
- Not bad.
- Yeah,
if you like cheesy kid shows.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- All I'm saying is that
- if we had our own show,
- It wouldn't be filled
- with random gags
And cartoony sound effects.
- And we wouldn't use costumes
just to get a cheap laugh.
- It's not our style.
- Dumb.
- Right,
and no completely random,
- out-of-nowhere
- celebrity cameos.
- Hey, guys.
Great to see you.
Hey, Lucas.
- We would keep it classy
with no slapstick chasing
or silly music.
- All:
- There's a bear in the lobby.
Run!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
what Gustavo's big news is?
- Well, let's just hope
it's about getting some awesome
pantry snacks and not another TV
cameo.
- In the last week alone,
- we've done
Special animal unit,
deadliest cupcake...
- And that super-sloppy
- game show.
Ugh, oh.
Ugh.
I can't take another cameo.
- Dogs,
I have some big news.
- Please tell us it's not
- another cameo.
- I hate all of you!
- Guys, if we are gonna stay
- in the spotlight,
We need to stay on radio,
magazine covers, and TV.
- Gustavo, we love you.
But we're not gonna leave
the studio to do another cameo.
- All right,
you don't have to leave.
'Cause you're already in one.
What?
Ow! Ow! Stop!
Now, that's what I call
a big-time shock.
- And that wraps up
- another edition
Of Scott baio's taser tots.
Good night, everybody.
Ow! Ow! Oh!
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Gustavo,
no more cameos.
Oh, really?
Well, then...
No more cameos!
- What TV show this time?
- Coco.o.
- You mean the kidzie channel
- TV show about the girl robot,
- But only her spunky best friend
- knows that she's a robot,
- And if the popular kids
- found out,
She'd be scrapped for parts?
- That's the one.
- Oh.
- A lot of our fans worship
- that show.
- Oh,
- and the robot who plays coco...
Oh-ho,
she's amazing.
- You mean the actress.
- Actress.
- Um, but we all agreed
no more cameos.
- Okay, but before you say no,
just watch a little bit
of the show.
- Okay, Lindsay,
- now I'm ready to interface
- With the popular girls
- at study hall.
- Um, no.
Coco,
those shoes are so last year.
- Uh-oh,
better reboot.
I love her.
- I am not doing
another dangerous cameo
because Carlos is in robot love.
- So somebody else give me
- another reason
Why we should do it.
- Well, there are...
Awesome snacks on TV sets.
- And look at him.
- Darn it.
- Okay, here's the set
- where coco gets you to perform
At the school dance.
Oh,
they're finishing a scene now.
- Coco, if big time rush doesn't
show up like you promised,
everyone is gonna know
you're a robot.
- My processor
- is overstressed...
And overdressed.
- Okay, that's a cut.
And here comes
america's sweetheart,
dara laramie.
- Hi, guys.
- I can't believe you're gonna do
- my show.
- Well,
- they are very glad to...
Here's Carlos.
- Uh, uh, i... i... i...
- Back it up, boy band.
Dara is not looking
for a boyfriend.
- Dara, learn your lines
- for the next scene now.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Whoo,
- who's the evil stepmother?
- Her evil stepmother.
- Oh. Oh...
- She runs dara's career
and the show with an iron fist.
Do not cross her.
- Oh.
- Huh,
- thought she'd be spunkier.
- Okay, focus.
How do I kiss dara?
- Isn't it obvious,
prince not-so-charming?
- Well, yeah,
- you find your glass slipper.
- Don't eat the apple,
- though.
- Make sure you have her home
- before midnight.
And bippity-boppity-boo,
evil stepmother spell broken.
- Good plan.
- Let's go.
- What?
- I was kidding.
- Hey! No!
You two need to go to wardrobe.
- Hit the snack table.
- Got it.
- They are terrible.
- No, what's terrible
is this script.
- It makes the guys
- look like idiots.
Both: They are idiots.
- So are TV writers.
- Yeah.
Can I help you?
- Yes, hello.
I am the producer
of big time rush,
and this script makes James
look self-centered,
Carlos look like an idiot,
Logan look like a science nerd,
and Kendall look like some guy
who's always giving pep talks.
- Yeah,
- who would watch that?
- Uh...
- And where's the romance?
I'm a tweenage girl, and I want
some tweenage romance.
- Hey, we gave coco a kiss chip,
but dara's stepmom
won't let us use it,
and she'll fire us
if we change the script
after she's approved it,
which she did.
- Come on, gang.
- Let's get a three-hour lunch.
- Pizza.
- I'm craving burritos.
- I'm thinking buffalo
something.
- So we rewrite the script?
Both: We're not afraid
of some evil stepmother.
Get that thing off my set.
Ahem.
Fire him.
- Okay, now you just need
to find dara,
tell her that you love the show,
- that you'd love to talk about it
- over a smoothie.
- I would love to do that.
- Carlos.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- I have to admit,
I was really excited
- when I heard you were coming
- on the show.
- Okay, good start.
Good start.
- Now make a date with beauty
- before the beast comes in.
No.
- Dara, perhaps I didn't make
myself clear.
I don't want you anywhere near
big time rush again.
To your makeup trailer now.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Listen here, loverboy.
Yeah, I thought I told you
to stay away from dara.
- Oh, actually,
- he's the loverboy.
- I'm not just dara's stepmom.
I'm also her manager.
And according to her last post
to her 14 million fans,
her total bestie.
And if I decide
to let her have a boyfriend
or use her kiss chip,
it will be on a boy named bieber
or lautner,
not you.
- She should be able to date
- whoever she wants.
- Wrong!
And if I see you
flirting her again,
- I will have you removed
- from the lot
For harassing america's
TV sweetheart.
- Y-You mean me,
- not him.
- Go.
Both: Okay. Go. Go. Go.
- Coco. o has the worst spread
in television history.
- Okay,
- this is an actual twig.
- This is the only food
that dara's stepmother
will let her eat,
so we have to eat it too.
- Again, I really thought
- she'd be spunkier.
- My body is a temple,
and this temple
needs better snacks.
- Okay,
- we are on a Hollywood lot.
- There's got to be some show
- that doesn't serve prison food.
- That way.
Both: Snackpot!
- All right.
Oh, sweet.
- Ooh, and healthy.
- This spread is amazing.
- What show is this?
- You know,
it's not nice...
- To take things
- that don't belong to you.
- That's right, plex.
You shouldn't take things
that don't belong to you.
- It's yo gabba gabba.
♪ You just can't grab 'em,
'cause that's not right. ♪
♪ The snacks aren't yours,
so you can't have 'em ♪
♪ you can't have 'em,
so please go sit outside ♪
- I want those snacks.
- Five minutes.
- We shoot the "mean girls land
- in the gelatin bowl scene"
In five.
- A little to the left.
Your other left.
- And Cruella said to stay away
- from dara.
- No, she said that she didn't
want to see us near dara.
- And besides,
- my kiss will set her free
From her evil stepmother.
Dara, it's me.
- Carlos?
You shouldn't be here right now.
- I know.
- If my stepmother sees you,
- I'm afraid of what will happen
- to you.
- I'll risk anything for you,
- and don't worry,
- My friend is watching out
- for us.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Let go of me,
you wicked witch.
- Dara,
- give me your phone.
And everyone leave
the floor now.
Okay, guys, let's wrap it up.
You heard her.
- Not you two.
- "Big time rush on set
making me big-time cry.
"Called me names
and said whoever watches coco. O
is stupid."
- You can't do that.
- Yes, I can, and when
her 14 million followers
hear how you made america's
TV Princess cry,
you'll be crying,
'cause your careers
will be over.
Turn that red light off.
It's melting my skin.
- Stop.
- Don't do it.
- I promise never to talk
- to Carlos again
Just don't ruin big time rush.
- No, she can press it.
I don't care.
- Shut up.
- You're lucky I'm in
a good mood.
Dara...
Do not give me another reason
to destroy you.
- Good-bye, Carlos.
- Okay,
what's our next move?
- I'll tell you what
- the next move is.
I'm gonna kick your...
- The red light means
- that yo gabba gabba
Is yo gabba shooting.
- For which gives us
- just enough time
For a little
yo gabba gabba Turkey.
Hey, guys.
- What's up?
- You guys weren't listening
- to us. That's what's up.
- You should always listen
- so you always know what to do.
- Like listening to this song.
- We don't want to listen
- to a song.
- We just want a snack,
- okay?
- Wait...
- That last part
- didn't even rhyme.
Both: Oh.
- Okay,
- where's the big rewrite
- That doesn't make the guys
- look stupid?
- Okay, check it.
- All the kids at the dance
- start leaving,
'cause big time rush
didn't show up,
but then they do show up,
and then Kendall's like,
"yo, coco, big time rush
is ready to shimmy-sham
at the Jimmy-jam."
And then everybody starts
dancing and cheering.
- And then coco is like,
- "guess what.
I'm gonna buy your new album."
And then everyone is like,
"wow, we are gonna buy
your new album also!
Yeah!"
- Again,
- where is the new rewrite
- That doesn't make the guys
- looks stupid?
- Okay, fine, well, you know,
where is Katie's big tweenage
romance scene, huh?
Where is it?
- It's done; It just needs
- a little polishing.
- Yeah...
- No. Okay...
- I just need a little bit
- more time.
- Give me that.
- Ha!
- You got nothing!
- You know I'm not good
- with sweet!
- Stop fighting, and come up
- with a better ending fast
- Because according to
- the schedule,
- The guys are in wardrobe
- right now.
- 'Sup?
Big time rush.
- We're doing a cameo
on yo gabba gabba.
♪ We want snacks,
tasty snacks are good ♪
- Both: ♪ let us in,
- 'cause tasty snacks are good ♪
Both: Yes.
- Really?
- Aren't you guys ever on stage?
- Well, we are about to sing
- and dance a song.
- But maybe we should sing
- a new song called
- Well, well, well,
- someone's being naughty again.
- Um, or what about the
sharing food
- with your new friends song,
- huh?
Where's that one?
Did he say "share?"
- Hmm.
- We just are really hungry,
- and the snacks
- on our stage stink.
- Well,
not sharing stinks too.
- Can you share something
- with us?
- We can share.
- We love to share.
- Name it.
- How about they share
- their voices and sing?
All: ♪ I love to share
with my friends ♪
♪ it's never any fun
by myself ♪
♪ I love to share
with my friends ♪
♪ and they share with me,
so we have a good time ♪
♪ together,
sharing forever ♪
- Coco,
big time rush is not coming.
- So you have to admit
- that you don't know them.
- And admit that you're a robot.
- Uh...
Uh...
- And cut.
- Okay, let's reset cameras
- and get ready
For our big time cameo.
- Oh, tell me that isn't
a love note.
- It's not.
It's a love plane.
- It's too risky.
- And besides,
- you stink at paper airplanes.
- But love is my co-pilot.
- Ugh, I hate cameos.
- "My dearest dara,
it's me Carlos.
"Let me help save you from your
evil stepmom.
"I think our kiss will help
free you from her evilness.
"Man, she's evil.
Well, bye."
I told you to stay away.
- You know what?
You can't keep them apart.
Because we're in
the next scene with her,
- and there is no one else
- to sing.
- Now,
- what do you think about that?
Lindsay, tell the writers
to change the next scene
so that big time rush
never shows up to the dance,
but coco uses her music chip
to sing a rockin' song
launching dara's music career
but ending big time rush's.
- Sorry about that.
- Hey, guys, evil stepmonster
says to take big time rush
out... of... the... script.
- Take big time rush out
- of the Jimmy-jam?
- Dara's stepmom is evil,
- and she's trying to ruin us
- with dara's phone,
- Followers,
- and script.
- We have to join forces to end
her evil reign over this land
and set dara free with my kiss.
- He knows we're not in
- a colorful world
Of make-believe, right?
- Hey,
we just did a yo gabba cameo.
- What's going on here?
- We're doing a little rewrite
so big time rush rocks the stage
and rocks coco.O.
- Hmm.
- Can I have everyone's
attention, please?
- It looks like big time rush
- is not gonna make it
To the dance tonight.
- I knew she was a liar...
And a robot.
She's not a liar!
- We were just running
- a little late to the Jimmy-jam.
- And we know she is not
a robot.
- Out of my way.
- Pardon me.
- You're both fired.
- In fact,
I think coco...
Looks like a Princess.
All: Ooh.
- Cut!
Cut the cameras.
Cut them all.
Who is responsible for this?
I control dara.
I tell her what to eat,
what to say,
and who to kiss.
I'm the boss, all right,
of you,
you, and everyone who watches
this stupid show.
Got it?
- Oh, we got it...
All recorded right here.
- Where did you get
dara's phone?
- Oh,
I might have borrowed it
and then gave it to them.
- And if you don't want us
to send this out
to dara's 14 million followers
exposing you as an evil witch
who treats america's TV
sweetheart like a prisoner...
- You're going to apologize
to your stepdaughter right now
and promise to start doing
things a little differently.
- Sorry,
me again.
- Heh-heh,
what I meant to say was,
dara is growing up
and can make her own decisions.
And Carlos seems like
a nice boy,
so why doesn't the best TV crew
and cast ever
just, you know, keep rolling?
- I guess your kiss
really did set her free.
- Told you.
- Okay,
- let's shoot the dance scene.
- ♪ All this talk about
being in love ♪
♪ I could never get into
the party ♪
♪ never really understood
what it was ♪
♪ like,
what's the big deal anyway ♪
- ♪ oh, I but I decided
I should give it a try ♪
♪ the very moment
that you gave me the invite ♪
♪ I've never seen anything
like it before ♪
♪ once you open the door
see I was like ♪
All: ♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
don't get any better ♪
♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
wish that this was forever ♪
♪ 'cause your heart calling
feels like confetti falling ♪
- ♪ and everybody's gonna make
an appearance ♪
♪ even the butterflies
can feel it ♪
- ♪ and then bliss came
with mister first kiss ♪
♪ it was better than they ever
explained it ♪
All: ♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
don't get any better ♪
♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
wish that this was forever ♪
♪ 'cause your heart calling
feels like confetti falling ♪
♪ 'Cause your heart calling
feels like confetti falling ♪
- Not bad.
- Yeah,
if you like cheesy kid shows.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- All I'm saying is that
- if we had our own show,
- It wouldn't be filled
- with random gags
And cartoony sound effects.
- And we wouldn't use costumes
just to get a cheap laugh.
- It's not our style.
- Dumb.
- Right,
and no completely random,
- out-of-nowhere
- celebrity cameos.
- Hey, guys.
Great to see you.
Hey, Lucas.
- We would keep it classy
with no slapstick chasing
or silly music.
- All:
- There's a bear in the lobby.
Run!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪