Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 4 - Big Time Bonus - full transcript
With wallets empty, the boys ask Gustavo for their earnings. Arthur grants them some of their earned money (held in trust) under the condition that they prove they can handle it wisely in twenty-four hours. Being young and "stupid," they pretty much fail - and fail big time - but can they regroup at the last minute and pass Arthur's test?
- I still don't know
how to play cricket.
- None of us do.
- But all the other sports
- equipment was signed out.
- Okay, so next goal point
run thing... wins.
- Whoo!
- Uh.
- I got it,
- I got it, I got...
- ah!
- Mm.
- Second base!
- Tackle him
- before he scores at cricket!
- Garcia scores!
It's cricket-mania,
and the crowd goes wild.
- Oh...
- Whoa.
- Um...
How would the crowd
like a refreshing snack
courtesy of big time rush?
- Eh?
- Okay.
- Gummie buggies for everyone,
- good sir.
- That'll be...
$80.
- Oh, okay.
Oops.
Out of money.
- Me too.
- I've got nothing.
- Don't worry, guys.
I got the cash.
- Yeah, this money's
- from a board game.
And it's not even enough.
- Okay, okay.
Do you accept real estate?
- Okay, new plan.
How about a refreshing apology?
- Sorry.
- I'll take that as a no.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
All: We want money!
- Forget it.
- What?
- Why not?
- We earned it.
- From our sold-out concerts
- and our record sales.
- And what about that foreign
commercial we did last month?
Huh?
All: Mm.
- Bavara-slavian hoof soup.
Gotta eat it big time!
All: Das ist yum yum gut!
- Now mit iodine.
- Well,
- you can't have your money
- Because Griffin puts it all into
- an account that you can't access
Until you're 21.
- 21?
- That's...
- This way,
- it's safe and secure.
And you dogs can't waste it
on stupid things.
- We wouldn't do that.
- Of course you would,
- because you're all young
And stupid.
- Whoa.
- That is not true.
- Your hand is stuck in a vase.
- Yeah, well, that's Carlos.
But the rest of us
are very responsible.
- You all
- have vases on your hands.
Tell you what.
I'll give you each
a $5,000 bonus.
If you can prove to me
that you haven't wasted it
by 5:00 tomorrow afternoon,
we'll talk about access
to the rest of your money.
Both: Challenge accepted.
- Now if you'll excuse us,
we have a very busy afternoon
of being responsible
with our monies.
- You bought a snake?
- It was only $1,000.
Besides,
it's an investment...
In love.
- Please, don't tell us more.
- There's a lyric
- in one of Lucy's songs
About how she loves snakes.
Now, if you don't mind,
my yellow wing man and I
need to get ready.
- Okay, well,
- I'm going to be responsible
And deposit my bonus
in the bank.
- Huh?
- Who's with me?
You guys, huh?
Gettin' my bank on.
Bank time.
Deposito.
Kendall?
- It's too easy.
This bonus
is some type of trap.
And we need to beat Griffin
at what his "bonus" trap is.
- Okay, nut job,
fdi-see you later.
- I know what I'm gonna do
- with my bonus!
- A personal assistant.
- Why don't you just throw
- your money out the window?
- Well,
once I have an assistant,
he can do that for me.
Now, what are
your qualifications?
- I have a degree from
- the wharton school of business,
Speak seven languages,
and have worked
for some of the most
powerful people in this town.
- This is gonna be
a tough decision.
You both are so qualified.
- I've got a lot
of shrimp in my pants!
- Him.
- Well, well, well.
- If it isn't
- Mr. Moneybags himself.
Come to not buy something again?
- Actually,
I will buy something.
How about a bag o' gummie
buggies and a lemonade, large.
- All right, well, there's
one bag of gummie buggies,
one large lemonade,
and your change.
- And here is a tip for you.
- Well,
there's one bendy straw...
- Ooh.
- And some extra napkins,
and a smile.
- Oh, uh, thank you.
- Yes, I would like
- to make a deposit please.
- Do you want
- to deposit all of it?
- Yep.
Actually, I'll keep 100 of it...
In singles.
- Hey, Lucy.
It's me, James diamond.
- Yeah, I know that.
- Oh, this?
It's just my snake, Gordon.
Pretty cool, huh?
- Not really.
I hate snakes.
- What?
But your lyrics state...
- Uh, "they say
- love is give and take,
- But I can't help
- but to love a snake"!
- Yeah, "snake"
- as a metaphor for bad boys.
So again, I hate snakes.
- Well,
- you could've been clearer!
- Oh, great.
- Now you've upset Gordon.
Gordon...
I can't breathe.
- Hey, I heard Griffin
- gave you guys a fat bonus.
- Shh!
It's a trap.
- Did you put it in a towel?
- I didn't know
- what to do with it?
We have until 5:00 tomorrow
- to prove that we are
- responsible with our money,
- Because he thinks we're gonna
- do something stupid with it.
- Like put it in a towel.
- Katie!
- It's easy.
- He just wants you to do
- what he would do with it,
Invest it
and make even more money.
I recommend commodities.
- Commodities,
- of course.
What are commodities?
- Just name a food you like.
- Oranges.
- Okay, let's go make you
some green with oranges.
- Hmm.
Hey, guys!
- Kelly,
get Carlos on the phone.
- I need him to come down here
- and record some new vocals
On my bonus track.
- On it.
- Hello.
- Carlos Garcia's
- assistant speaking.
How may I help you?
- Um, this is Kelly
from rocque records.
- We need Carlos
- to come over to the studio
To record some vocals.
- My apologies.
Something important came up,
- and Mr. Garcia
- can't make the recording.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Carlos' assistant
says he's busy.
- Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
- Get your butt in the booth
and record my bonus track!
- Assistant!
- As I said on the phone, Mr.
Garcia's schedule has changed.
But he does have an opening
for tomorrow at noon.
- Um, he's doing
rhythmic gymnastics.
- You annoy me.
And, Carlos, get in the booth!
- Ah!
- Strong fingers.
- Okay, tomorrow at noon.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Whoo.
- Now, there's my pool date.
But I couldn't find any towels.
- Hmm.
But I can.
- Here you go, kids.
- Enjoy the pool.
- Thank you.
- Nice, big spender.
- But there's still
- no place to sit.
- Oh, really?
Isn't tipping great?
- It's like saying thank you
- only with money,
And then you get things.
- True.
Just be careful not to overdo it
so you still have money.
- Me overdo it?
- When have I ever
- overdone anything?
I'd like to make a withdrawal.
- How much would you like?
- All of it...
- In singles.
Ha-ha.
- It seemed
- like a good investment.
- But it turns out,
- Lucy doesn't like snakes.
And now he's sad.
- Snakes don't get sad.
They get hungry and cold.
And you need to get him food,
a heat lamp, and a cage.
- How much
is all that gonna cost me?
$1,000?
- Well, there are a lot of
- hidden costs in owning a pet.
And... where is he?
- Hmm?
- I left him right there
- on the table.
- You left him
on the table?
- Gordon!
Gordon!
- Okay, just buy $5,000
- worth of sun squeezed stock.
- I can do it.
- You don't have
- to tell me everything.
- Fine.
- Once you select "buy,"
- you'll hear a happy beep.
- Then your transaction
- is complete.
- Okay.
- And with one click
- of a button,
I am responsible
with my monies.
- Where's the beep?
- After you buy stock,
- there's a happy beep.
- I don't know.
- I went
- to the sun squeezed website
And bought $5,000
worth of oranges.
- No!
- You were supposed to go
- to the financial website
And buy $5,000 worth
of sun squeezed stock.
- Is that bad?
- Is that the beep
- you were talking about?
- No!
- Mom!
What's for breakfast?
- Orange slices,
orange wedges,
and a bowl of oranges.
- Katie!
- Okay, I have sun squeezed
- oranges on the line.
- I explained to them that
- you were trying to buy stock
- Not oranges and asked
- if they'll give you a refund.
- Okay, how's it going.
- Look, kid...
- Thank you for allowing me
- to stay on your couch last night
- And for signing this orange
- for my daughter.
- But I got to unload that truck
- and get down to San Diego.
- Or you could
take a tip from Logan,
stay a little longer.
- San Diego can wait.
- Mm-hmm.
- Please tell me
- that everybody else
- Is being responsible
- with their money.
We have a 9:00 A.M. shower
- followed by cartoon watching
- from 9:30 to 11:00,
Girl watching
from 11:00 to 11:30,
- then your noon recording session
- with Gustavo.
Busy boy.
- Oh, great.
- Now our only hope to prove that
- we're responsible with our money
Is James.
- Please tell me
- you didn't buy a magic carpet.
- Do I look like an idiot?
- The animal control guy
- wanted $2,500 to take apart
- the palm woods vent system
To find his snake.
- But this snake-charming outfit
and flute was only 500 bucks.
Now who's
irresponsible with money?
You will be mine!
- What are we gonna do?
- We are meeting
- Griffin at 5:00
- To prove we did not waste our
- bonuses on... i don't know...
Say, a truckload of oranges!
- I think I might know a way
- we can still squeeze
- some profits out of this.
- Okay, what is it?
- It's a very juicy plan
to get every "drop"
of your money back.
- Please just tell me already.
- We're gonna make orange juice,
genius.
- Then let's get to squeezin'.
- ♪ I can feel it
in the air ♪
♪ I like the truth
but love the dare ♪
♪ livin' life
like it's a vacation ♪
- ♪ we are golden
like the sun ♪
♪ 'cause we're
the here and now generation ♪
♪ So let's do what we like,
do what we like ♪
- ♪ all day,
every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, all we got to say ♪
- ♪ we got no one
to impress ♪
♪ looking fly
no matter how we dress ♪
♪ staying up forever
'cause there is no wind ♪
♪ So let's do what we like,
do what we like ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, all we got to say ♪
♪ All day,
every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, everybody say ♪
- ♪ all day,
every day's a holiday ♪
♪ we don't care
what other people say ♪
- ♪ hey, ho,
let's go ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, all we got to say ♪
♪ All day,
every day is a holiday ♪
- Okay, we have been
squeezing oranges for two hours.
We have made...
One glass?
Are you kidding me?
- This may have been
a terrible idea,
- but I know
- what'll cheer you up.
- What?
Okay, that is always funny.
- Hey, what are you doing here?
- I thought Gustavo
- was chasing you around.
- He was.
- But then I got tired, so my
- assistant is running for me.
- We are so responsible
with our money.
- One hour.
- We have one hour
- to prove to Griffin
- That we are
- responsible with money.
- With a ball pit?
- It's the world's
- healthiest ball pit,
Filled with vitamin c
and vitamin f, for fun.
Now, all I need is 500 kids,
and, boom, I win.
- So is this thing any fun?
- Fun?
Seriously?
This thing is full of fun.
Watch this.
- So uh, is that
vitamin f kicking in?
- Katie!
- And that's when I said,
- "that's just
- the tip of the iceberg."
I know, I know, I know.
- Okay, don't you think this
tipping thing has gone too far?
- 'Cause now
- you are tipping people
For laughing at your jokes.
- Oh, that is ridiculous.
- Everybody
- just loves a good tipper.
- Uh, yeah,
- until you run out of money.
- Won't happen,
- 'cause when Griffin sees
- how responsible we are
With our money,
I'll get even more;
more money, more friends,
and more towels.
- Huh.
- That's weird.
Out of money.
Out of money?
Ah.
Hey!
Where'd everybody go?
What is this?
- A little tip.
- Next time,
- listen to your girlfriend.
- Well, I went through
the whole a/c system,
but I didn't find your snake.
But the good news is,
I still get my fee.
- $2,500 and no snake?
- Oh, I guess
- that's just good news for me.
- But that's all I have left.
- Then I guess
- I'm not getting a tip.
Well, I have, uh, no snake,
no girl, and no money.
- Tell me that you have something
- to cheer me up.
- Let's just hope that
- Logan has some money left.
- Are you serious?
- Ooh, why the sad faces,
bonus buddies?
- Well, in 45 minutes,
we get to tell Griffin
that James is snake-rupt,
Logan has $1 left,
- and I have
- a truckload of oranges.
- Problems are no problem
- when you've got
- a super assistant
Who can do anything.
Assistant?
- Actually, I do know a way you
- can make a ton of money
With a truckload of oranges.
All: How?
- It's simple.
All you have to do is...
- And Carlos
- is officially out of money,
Which means
I no longer work for him.
- Wait.
- What?
How can I be out of money?
- Well, you pay me $100 an hour.
Add in additional grooming fees,
hazard pay, overtime,
- and the 12 lobsters
- for the lobster chariot
- You made me build
- and never used,
Your $5,000
is officially spent.
- Let me get this straight.
- We were given $20,000,
and after one day,
we have $1 left.
- What do we do?
- We do what Griffin would do.
We invest it.
All: To failure!
- Oh, for...
- unbelievable.
- Fitting.
- Not my best move.
- My snake!
Gordon Bartholomew slitherton,
you had me worried sick.
I will never
let go of you again.
- Hey, I'll take that snake
- off of your hands for 100 bucks.
- Sold.
- Oh, and I'll take that
because...
I can hire my super assistant
for one more hour.
- Now, how do we make a
- ton o' money with the oranges?
- We sell them
- to one of my old bosses.
- He thinks bathing in
- freshly squeezed orange juice
- Once a day
- keeps the goblins away.
- Ooh.
- Okay.
- Well, how much money do you
- think we can get for them?
- $20,000.
I'm proud of you fellas.
- You didn't waste
- $1 of your bonuses,
And you proved me wrong,
- which is weird
- because I'm never wrong.
It's really weird.
- Well, I guess that means that
the "r" in btr stands for...
All: "Responsible."
- And since you proved
- you can be responsible
With your money...
- You get full access
to your accounts.
- No, we're good.
- You know what?
- We're cool with it.
- Thank you so much, though.
- Well, I must be going too.
I just scored a sweet deal
on a truckload of oranges.
Got to keep those goblins away.
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
how to play cricket.
- None of us do.
- But all the other sports
- equipment was signed out.
- Okay, so next goal point
run thing... wins.
- Whoo!
- Uh.
- I got it,
- I got it, I got...
- ah!
- Mm.
- Second base!
- Tackle him
- before he scores at cricket!
- Garcia scores!
It's cricket-mania,
and the crowd goes wild.
- Oh...
- Whoa.
- Um...
How would the crowd
like a refreshing snack
courtesy of big time rush?
- Eh?
- Okay.
- Gummie buggies for everyone,
- good sir.
- That'll be...
$80.
- Oh, okay.
Oops.
Out of money.
- Me too.
- I've got nothing.
- Don't worry, guys.
I got the cash.
- Yeah, this money's
- from a board game.
And it's not even enough.
- Okay, okay.
Do you accept real estate?
- Okay, new plan.
How about a refreshing apology?
- Sorry.
- I'll take that as a no.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
All: We want money!
- Forget it.
- What?
- Why not?
- We earned it.
- From our sold-out concerts
- and our record sales.
- And what about that foreign
commercial we did last month?
Huh?
All: Mm.
- Bavara-slavian hoof soup.
Gotta eat it big time!
All: Das ist yum yum gut!
- Now mit iodine.
- Well,
- you can't have your money
- Because Griffin puts it all into
- an account that you can't access
Until you're 21.
- 21?
- That's...
- This way,
- it's safe and secure.
And you dogs can't waste it
on stupid things.
- We wouldn't do that.
- Of course you would,
- because you're all young
And stupid.
- Whoa.
- That is not true.
- Your hand is stuck in a vase.
- Yeah, well, that's Carlos.
But the rest of us
are very responsible.
- You all
- have vases on your hands.
Tell you what.
I'll give you each
a $5,000 bonus.
If you can prove to me
that you haven't wasted it
by 5:00 tomorrow afternoon,
we'll talk about access
to the rest of your money.
Both: Challenge accepted.
- Now if you'll excuse us,
we have a very busy afternoon
of being responsible
with our monies.
- You bought a snake?
- It was only $1,000.
Besides,
it's an investment...
In love.
- Please, don't tell us more.
- There's a lyric
- in one of Lucy's songs
About how she loves snakes.
Now, if you don't mind,
my yellow wing man and I
need to get ready.
- Okay, well,
- I'm going to be responsible
And deposit my bonus
in the bank.
- Huh?
- Who's with me?
You guys, huh?
Gettin' my bank on.
Bank time.
Deposito.
Kendall?
- It's too easy.
This bonus
is some type of trap.
And we need to beat Griffin
at what his "bonus" trap is.
- Okay, nut job,
fdi-see you later.
- I know what I'm gonna do
- with my bonus!
- A personal assistant.
- Why don't you just throw
- your money out the window?
- Well,
once I have an assistant,
he can do that for me.
Now, what are
your qualifications?
- I have a degree from
- the wharton school of business,
Speak seven languages,
and have worked
for some of the most
powerful people in this town.
- This is gonna be
a tough decision.
You both are so qualified.
- I've got a lot
of shrimp in my pants!
- Him.
- Well, well, well.
- If it isn't
- Mr. Moneybags himself.
Come to not buy something again?
- Actually,
I will buy something.
How about a bag o' gummie
buggies and a lemonade, large.
- All right, well, there's
one bag of gummie buggies,
one large lemonade,
and your change.
- And here is a tip for you.
- Well,
there's one bendy straw...
- Ooh.
- And some extra napkins,
and a smile.
- Oh, uh, thank you.
- Yes, I would like
- to make a deposit please.
- Do you want
- to deposit all of it?
- Yep.
Actually, I'll keep 100 of it...
In singles.
- Hey, Lucy.
It's me, James diamond.
- Yeah, I know that.
- Oh, this?
It's just my snake, Gordon.
Pretty cool, huh?
- Not really.
I hate snakes.
- What?
But your lyrics state...
- Uh, "they say
- love is give and take,
- But I can't help
- but to love a snake"!
- Yeah, "snake"
- as a metaphor for bad boys.
So again, I hate snakes.
- Well,
- you could've been clearer!
- Oh, great.
- Now you've upset Gordon.
Gordon...
I can't breathe.
- Hey, I heard Griffin
- gave you guys a fat bonus.
- Shh!
It's a trap.
- Did you put it in a towel?
- I didn't know
- what to do with it?
We have until 5:00 tomorrow
- to prove that we are
- responsible with our money,
- Because he thinks we're gonna
- do something stupid with it.
- Like put it in a towel.
- Katie!
- It's easy.
- He just wants you to do
- what he would do with it,
Invest it
and make even more money.
I recommend commodities.
- Commodities,
- of course.
What are commodities?
- Just name a food you like.
- Oranges.
- Okay, let's go make you
some green with oranges.
- Hmm.
Hey, guys!
- Kelly,
get Carlos on the phone.
- I need him to come down here
- and record some new vocals
On my bonus track.
- On it.
- Hello.
- Carlos Garcia's
- assistant speaking.
How may I help you?
- Um, this is Kelly
from rocque records.
- We need Carlos
- to come over to the studio
To record some vocals.
- My apologies.
Something important came up,
- and Mr. Garcia
- can't make the recording.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Carlos' assistant
says he's busy.
- Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
- Get your butt in the booth
and record my bonus track!
- Assistant!
- As I said on the phone, Mr.
Garcia's schedule has changed.
But he does have an opening
for tomorrow at noon.
- Um, he's doing
rhythmic gymnastics.
- You annoy me.
And, Carlos, get in the booth!
- Ah!
- Strong fingers.
- Okay, tomorrow at noon.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Whoo.
- Now, there's my pool date.
But I couldn't find any towels.
- Hmm.
But I can.
- Here you go, kids.
- Enjoy the pool.
- Thank you.
- Nice, big spender.
- But there's still
- no place to sit.
- Oh, really?
Isn't tipping great?
- It's like saying thank you
- only with money,
And then you get things.
- True.
Just be careful not to overdo it
so you still have money.
- Me overdo it?
- When have I ever
- overdone anything?
I'd like to make a withdrawal.
- How much would you like?
- All of it...
- In singles.
Ha-ha.
- It seemed
- like a good investment.
- But it turns out,
- Lucy doesn't like snakes.
And now he's sad.
- Snakes don't get sad.
They get hungry and cold.
And you need to get him food,
a heat lamp, and a cage.
- How much
is all that gonna cost me?
$1,000?
- Well, there are a lot of
- hidden costs in owning a pet.
And... where is he?
- Hmm?
- I left him right there
- on the table.
- You left him
on the table?
- Gordon!
Gordon!
- Okay, just buy $5,000
- worth of sun squeezed stock.
- I can do it.
- You don't have
- to tell me everything.
- Fine.
- Once you select "buy,"
- you'll hear a happy beep.
- Then your transaction
- is complete.
- Okay.
- And with one click
- of a button,
I am responsible
with my monies.
- Where's the beep?
- After you buy stock,
- there's a happy beep.
- I don't know.
- I went
- to the sun squeezed website
And bought $5,000
worth of oranges.
- No!
- You were supposed to go
- to the financial website
And buy $5,000 worth
of sun squeezed stock.
- Is that bad?
- Is that the beep
- you were talking about?
- No!
- Mom!
What's for breakfast?
- Orange slices,
orange wedges,
and a bowl of oranges.
- Katie!
- Okay, I have sun squeezed
- oranges on the line.
- I explained to them that
- you were trying to buy stock
- Not oranges and asked
- if they'll give you a refund.
- Okay, how's it going.
- Look, kid...
- Thank you for allowing me
- to stay on your couch last night
- And for signing this orange
- for my daughter.
- But I got to unload that truck
- and get down to San Diego.
- Or you could
take a tip from Logan,
stay a little longer.
- San Diego can wait.
- Mm-hmm.
- Please tell me
- that everybody else
- Is being responsible
- with their money.
We have a 9:00 A.M. shower
- followed by cartoon watching
- from 9:30 to 11:00,
Girl watching
from 11:00 to 11:30,
- then your noon recording session
- with Gustavo.
Busy boy.
- Oh, great.
- Now our only hope to prove that
- we're responsible with our money
Is James.
- Please tell me
- you didn't buy a magic carpet.
- Do I look like an idiot?
- The animal control guy
- wanted $2,500 to take apart
- the palm woods vent system
To find his snake.
- But this snake-charming outfit
and flute was only 500 bucks.
Now who's
irresponsible with money?
You will be mine!
- What are we gonna do?
- We are meeting
- Griffin at 5:00
- To prove we did not waste our
- bonuses on... i don't know...
Say, a truckload of oranges!
- I think I might know a way
- we can still squeeze
- some profits out of this.
- Okay, what is it?
- It's a very juicy plan
to get every "drop"
of your money back.
- Please just tell me already.
- We're gonna make orange juice,
genius.
- Then let's get to squeezin'.
- ♪ I can feel it
in the air ♪
♪ I like the truth
but love the dare ♪
♪ livin' life
like it's a vacation ♪
- ♪ we are golden
like the sun ♪
♪ 'cause we're
the here and now generation ♪
♪ So let's do what we like,
do what we like ♪
- ♪ all day,
every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, all we got to say ♪
- ♪ we got no one
to impress ♪
♪ looking fly
no matter how we dress ♪
♪ staying up forever
'cause there is no wind ♪
♪ So let's do what we like,
do what we like ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, all we got to say ♪
♪ All day,
every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, everybody say ♪
- ♪ all day,
every day's a holiday ♪
♪ we don't care
what other people say ♪
- ♪ hey, ho,
let's go ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day is a holiday ♪
- ♪ all day,
- every day, all we got to say ♪
♪ All day,
every day is a holiday ♪
- Okay, we have been
squeezing oranges for two hours.
We have made...
One glass?
Are you kidding me?
- This may have been
a terrible idea,
- but I know
- what'll cheer you up.
- What?
Okay, that is always funny.
- Hey, what are you doing here?
- I thought Gustavo
- was chasing you around.
- He was.
- But then I got tired, so my
- assistant is running for me.
- We are so responsible
with our money.
- One hour.
- We have one hour
- to prove to Griffin
- That we are
- responsible with money.
- With a ball pit?
- It's the world's
- healthiest ball pit,
Filled with vitamin c
and vitamin f, for fun.
Now, all I need is 500 kids,
and, boom, I win.
- So is this thing any fun?
- Fun?
Seriously?
This thing is full of fun.
Watch this.
- So uh, is that
vitamin f kicking in?
- Katie!
- And that's when I said,
- "that's just
- the tip of the iceberg."
I know, I know, I know.
- Okay, don't you think this
tipping thing has gone too far?
- 'Cause now
- you are tipping people
For laughing at your jokes.
- Oh, that is ridiculous.
- Everybody
- just loves a good tipper.
- Uh, yeah,
- until you run out of money.
- Won't happen,
- 'cause when Griffin sees
- how responsible we are
With our money,
I'll get even more;
more money, more friends,
and more towels.
- Huh.
- That's weird.
Out of money.
Out of money?
Ah.
Hey!
Where'd everybody go?
What is this?
- A little tip.
- Next time,
- listen to your girlfriend.
- Well, I went through
the whole a/c system,
but I didn't find your snake.
But the good news is,
I still get my fee.
- $2,500 and no snake?
- Oh, I guess
- that's just good news for me.
- But that's all I have left.
- Then I guess
- I'm not getting a tip.
Well, I have, uh, no snake,
no girl, and no money.
- Tell me that you have something
- to cheer me up.
- Let's just hope that
- Logan has some money left.
- Are you serious?
- Ooh, why the sad faces,
bonus buddies?
- Well, in 45 minutes,
we get to tell Griffin
that James is snake-rupt,
Logan has $1 left,
- and I have
- a truckload of oranges.
- Problems are no problem
- when you've got
- a super assistant
Who can do anything.
Assistant?
- Actually, I do know a way you
- can make a ton of money
With a truckload of oranges.
All: How?
- It's simple.
All you have to do is...
- And Carlos
- is officially out of money,
Which means
I no longer work for him.
- Wait.
- What?
How can I be out of money?
- Well, you pay me $100 an hour.
Add in additional grooming fees,
hazard pay, overtime,
- and the 12 lobsters
- for the lobster chariot
- You made me build
- and never used,
Your $5,000
is officially spent.
- Let me get this straight.
- We were given $20,000,
and after one day,
we have $1 left.
- What do we do?
- We do what Griffin would do.
We invest it.
All: To failure!
- Oh, for...
- unbelievable.
- Fitting.
- Not my best move.
- My snake!
Gordon Bartholomew slitherton,
you had me worried sick.
I will never
let go of you again.
- Hey, I'll take that snake
- off of your hands for 100 bucks.
- Sold.
- Oh, and I'll take that
because...
I can hire my super assistant
for one more hour.
- Now, how do we make a
- ton o' money with the oranges?
- We sell them
- to one of my old bosses.
- He thinks bathing in
- freshly squeezed orange juice
- Once a day
- keeps the goblins away.
- Ooh.
- Okay.
- Well, how much money do you
- think we can get for them?
- $20,000.
I'm proud of you fellas.
- You didn't waste
- $1 of your bonuses,
And you proved me wrong,
- which is weird
- because I'm never wrong.
It's really weird.
- Well, I guess that means that
the "r" in btr stands for...
All: "Responsible."
- And since you proved
- you can be responsible
With your money...
- You get full access
to your accounts.
- No, we're good.
- You know what?
- We're cool with it.
- Thank you so much, though.
- Well, I must be going too.
I just scored a sweet deal
on a truckload of oranges.
Got to keep those goblins away.
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪