Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 11 - Big Time Breakout - full transcript
After being told that boy bands always split up after the third album, the guys compete to find solo "breakout" gigs before being left behind.
- No.
- I'm waiting for Jo to chat me.
But Gustavo told me to get
some playful tour bus footage
and post it.
- Okay, you directing?
Is that really a good idea?
- Is being boring a good idea?
- Fine.
Let's do this.
What?
- I'm having a staring contest
- with Carlos
While waiting for Jo.
- I can't take it anymore.
- I want to switch
- at the next stop.
- Each bus has two bunks,
- so one of us has to ride
- with tour-bus Logan,
And you drew the short straw.
- James,
- did you use the guest soap?
- Just pretend you're napping,
- and he'll leave you alone.
- Are you using up all
of our minutes?
- Quiet.
- I'm napping.
- Arrgh!
- Oh.
- Hey. Sorry, I only have, like,
five minutes to chat. Audition.
- I'll take it.
- Forget it.
- I'm not playing honk bonk.
- It's mandatory
on the brown bus.
- Hello?
- We all pinky swore.
- I'm not playing.
- What are you guys doing?
- Honk bonk!
- Ahh!
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- You made me lose connection
- with Jo,
- And she can't chat
- for another hour.
- Okay, if you want to see her
- so badly,
'cause you loooove her...
I posted a video
before we left.
- You did?
- Yep.
- Yo,
- what's going on, guys?
- Carlos here,
- and we are super-stoked
For our two-week radio tour
to promote our third album.
- All right,
- I don't want to be late.
Let's go.
- But Kendall is sad,
'cause he's not gonna see Jo
for two whole weeks.
But watch him get happy.
- I'm gonna miss you.
- James, stop it.
- I'm gonna miss you too.
- Okay, okay.
- Okay,
- I do feel a little better.
- See.
Just don't read the comments.
- What?
- Nothing,
- no comments.
- What comments?
- No, no, no, stop.
- Give me this. Nothing, no.
- No, Carlos.
- No.
- I just need the video.
- I just need a laptop
- so I can edit my videos.
- You give me that computer
- back now, or else I'm gonna...
- honk bonk!
- Ahh!
- James, are you real napping
or pretend napping?
- Real napping.
- Did you eat this cracker
and get crumbs everywhere?
- I was hungry.
Now...
- Good.
- I'm glad you chose one of the
- healthy tour bus snacks
I prepared.
Go back to sleep.
- Logan!
- I'm just trying to make this
- a pleasant ride.
- Who looks cool in the rented
road trip convertible?
- Open sky,
big time rush and Victoria
justice live in San Diego.
- And... traffic.
- So beware of the overturned
- frozen chicken truck
That has traffic on the 15
at a dead stop.
Tell us something we don't know.
- And it's gonna be a hot one,
- so get out that sunblock.
- Oh, okay.
I'll hit the sunblock,
as in top-up-time.
What was that?
- It's not closing.
- Oh, well, there's
- another button on the key.
- Okay,
this went bad fast.
- I don't know how
this thing works.
- And if you're headed to
- the big time rush,
Victoria justice concert,
I hope you left early.
- We didn't, okay?
- Shut up...
- And dance is Victoria justice's
- latest hit.
Let's check it out.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- You're on in 20 minutes.
- Nice to see you too,
Gustavo.
Are the guys here yet?
- Uh, no, not yet.
- Oh,
- they're not gonna be late again,
Like they were in San Antonio
and Albuquerque and Phoenix?
- Go, go, go.
All: Sorry we're late.
All: Sorry we're late.
Ahh!
Sorry we're late.
- Look,
- I don't mind stretching my set,
- But last night,
- I ran out of songs.
- Well, you don't have to worry
- about that tonight.
- Because they will be here
- in one minute.
- Great.
- Okay.
Are they stuck
in that traffic jam?
- Both buses are headed
for a huge disaster.
- Ooh, what's going on, guys?
Carlos here, and we are on
the big time tour bus
going to San Diego, and...
Do you feel that?
Do you feel that?
It's a busquake.
Oh, no, Kendall!
- Ahh, hmm.
Uh, whoa.
- I told you not to read
- the comments.
- "They are so sweet
- that it makes me want to vomit
- for two hours straight,"
Says biterwriter12.
- Yeah, biterwriter12.
He or she can get nasty.
But not as bad
as btrbasherz and kendallrots17.
- What?
- Did you know people hate me
- and Jo?
- Yeah, they say you look like
- brother and sister.
- Now back to me.
- I'm requesting
- a tour busmate switch
As soon as...
- You all knew people hate me
- and Jo as a couple?
- Actually,
- most hate just you.
So don't go on kendork. Com,
- because that will just
- upset you way more.
- There's a kendork. Com?
Ooh, and don't open the thread
"his eyebrows"
- Why didn't you all tell me
- about this?
- Well,
- 'cause they're just haters.
- And we knew that you'd
- get upset.
- I am not upset!
- You know half hour
- before show time,
- I like tour bus quiet time,
- so game off, please.
Thank you.
- Well,
I tried to nap,
and we all remember how sucky
that turned out, hmm?
- But I know you like noise,
so I added a layer of comfort
for both of us.
And this is called ocean breeze.
Isn't that nice?
- Eee!
- Oh, okay, so now you're
unappreciative and not nice.
- No, what's not nice is that
I drew the short straw
six days in row and have to
share this bus with you.
- Right, you guys draw straws
to see who's lucky enough
- to ride with me,
- to enjoy my company,
And my tasty snacks.
- No. It's the loser that rides
with you, not the winner.
We hate riding with you.
- I think I'd like to be
alone now.
- Fine.
- We're stuck in traffic.
So you can have the blue bus
all to yourself.
Well, James i'm...
I'm not done talking with you.
James.
James.
I am not done talking to you.
- Okay, well,
if they're just gonna hate us,
- then I'm gonna comment back
- and hate them.
Ha!
- Hating a hater
- makes you a hater.
- James,
- I'm not done talking to you.
James.
- Do you guys draws straws
- because you hate riding with me?
- Maybe.
- Hater!
- Oh, I'm a hater?
- Hey, while we're all here,
why don't we make
a little tour bus video
- to show how much fun we have
- on the tour bus?
- Do you have any idea how
these tour bus rides would be
without me?
- Um... fun.
- Cheerier,
a little cheerier.
- I'm cheerier,
- because I'm on the brown bus
With brown bus rules.
- Very funny.
- Did you even notice
- that there is
A massive traffic jam outside,
- or do you need bad busmate Logan
- to point out
- That we are gonna be late
- to the show?
- Wait.
- Did you just say
- "brown bus rules"
And "traffic jam"?
All: Honk bonk!
- Ow! Ow!
- Cheerier.
- I said cheerier.
All: Ow! Come on! Ow!
- That's it! Come on! Ow!
- Come on! Ow!
- These are for
- your honk bonk bruises.
- Ow.
You didn't say "honk bonk."
- Ow.
- Cheese.
- Although I am clearly
needed here,
I realize I am not wanted.
So I just wanted to say
good-bye...
Forever.
- I'm just gonna turn this off
- for a while.
- Okay, so somebody's got to go
smooth things out with Logan.
- No.
I'm not gonna draw straws.
- Brown bus rules.
You must obey.
- Fine.
Next tour,
I'm getting my own bus.
Ahh, eeny, meeny, mi...
I hate all of you.
I'm thinking about
what I'm gonna say.
- Still no relief from the heat,
- San Diego,
- Or what everyone is calling
- traffic jam-zilla.
It's 7:15.
- We're missing Victoria
right now.
-Oh, well, allow me to drive
a little faster.
- And a heat advisory
- is now in effect
- For San Diego,
- so whatever you do,
Get out that sunblock.
- We're out of sunblock!
- Hey, don't blame me...
Is the new hit single
by Flo Rida.
Let's hear it.
- Could this trip get any worse?
- Oh, no, it's an orange guy.
- Quick,
- roll up the windows.
- He's just selling oranges
- out of a shopping cart
On the highway.
- Why is your generation
- okay with that?
- Roll up the windows.
- Roll them up.
- Roll them up.
- Go. Go. Go.
- But the top is still down.
- Oh... hi.
Oh, yes, we'll take one bag.
Thank you.
- And here's more
Victoria justice, San Diego,
- in case you missed her show
- at the forum.
- Whoo!
- The crowd is amazing.
The guys are gonna love them.
Both:
Hey, you.
- They're still not here?
- They're stuck on the highway
- in jam-zilla.
It's not their fault.
- How many encores do you need?
- 2... 5...
25.
- I'll just sing till I run out
- of songs.
Whoo!
- Where are my guys?
- Do you think it's easy
riding with you and your stuff?
Do you think the bus
magically cleans itself?
Do you think your bread
- magically doesn't have
- any crust?
- Mmm.
- None for you.
- What?
- Oh, and you can say bye-bye
to ocean breeze.
- I will never miss that.
- Okay, well,
- maybe this thing is stupid,
But let me tell you one thing.
- Whenever you ride
- with Logan Mitchell,
You ride in first class.
- All of our outfits are ready
- to go in case we're late,
Which we are.
- Lozenges are always laid out
- in case our throats are sore.
- After all this yelling,
I assume yours is.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- You're not in first class
- anymore.
Welcome to coach.
First class has arrived.
- Now,
- who wants a crustless sandwich?
Oh, what's up, hater?
- I do not hate,
- which is why I'm simply posting
- a statement
On ihatebtr. Com
simply suggesting
that their opinion is incorrect.
- No, you're just fueling
the hater fire
by giving them what they want.
- "Dear sir or madam,
- "I respectfully disagree
- with you
- That Jo and Kendall
- are an 'eyebrow' couple."
- "And that big time rush
bites donkeys.
I, for one,
find them quite charming."
- You're kidding, right?
- And send.
That was fast.
- "Dear dork,
- you totally bite,
- "and your friends bite,
- and if you have a pet,
- "like a dog
- or something like that,
"that bites too.
Bigtimebites372."
I'm gonna find this person.
- You're yelling at me.
See what haters do?
- You can't hate, haters,
'cause that makes you a hater.
- Okay, brown bus is making me
very confused today.
- And the sun is still making
- the heat, San Diego,
- So let's hope you're not stuck
- in jam-zilla
With a broken convertible top.
- So hate... This dj.
- The traffic.
- It's starting to move.
- Yes. Okay.
Oh, no.
- I can't breathe.
- Oh, get the top down.
- We've got to get the top down.
- Push the button.
- Okay.
- Oh,
- it's not working.
Wait. Vents.
Vents!
- He's gone.
- Okay.
- He's gone.
- Oh. Oh.
Oh, hey.
- We're glad you're back,
- 'cause...
- Yeah, we'd like another bag
- of oranges.
Yeah, or two.
- Yeah, thank you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- She's done.
- I know that.
- And... no bus.
- Funny, right?
- I don't have anymore songs.
- You have a Christmas album,
- right?
- Gustavo, it's June.
- But it's an amazing album.
- Now,
- get out there and sing it!
- Yelling doesn't work on her,
- remember?
- Right.
How about please lips?
Both: Please. Please.
Please.
- Okay, okay, okay,
please lips kind of works.
- "V" team,
- hat and bell me.
Let's do this.
- Okay,
- I might miss first class.
But you have to admit,
you're not easy to tour bus with
either.
- Fine, I might admit that
if you apologize.
- Do I get a sandwich?
- You might.
- Then I apologize.
Ooh.
And I propose a new
blue bus rule
that states we all appreciate
wardrobe-organizing,
- crust-cutting, and
- lozenge-providing Logan more.
- Well, thank you, James.
- Let us all honk bonk on it.
All: Honk bonk.
Ahh! Ow! Come on.
- Why do we keep playing
- that game?
- I have no idea.
- Seriously?
How do these haters
not bother you guys?
- Because of emilyj3.
- Who is emilyj3?
- I have no idea.
But she did once post
that she had a bad date,
and my singing made it better.
- And I think of sarahdiamond.
Although we are not married,
- she says I'm the only person
- that makes her smile 24-7.
And that's all I need to hear.
- What about you?
Do you have an emilyj3?
- Aka lovethatlogan12.
- Yeah, instead of listening
- to all these haters,
Why don't you listen to
kendallmyforeverilovehimforever,
who says...
She's crazy for you.
- Well,
I guess I'm crazy for her.
- And the only way to
beat haters is to ignore them.
- Ooh, and...
Shoot a fun tour bus video
that shows our fans
that we're crazy for them.
- Well,
we're still stuck in traffic.
- Hey.
- Ugh, sorry it took me so long
- to reconnect.
- Oh, can I touch you back?
- We've got shoot a video for
- this girl that's crazy for me.
- Oh, okay.
- Wait.
- What?
- ♪ I see you looking
at the magazines ♪
♪ but you don't even look
half as good to me ♪
All:
♪ I think I'm crazy
and it's true ♪
♪ even sick as a dog,
you look cute to me ♪
♪ even at your worst,
you're still the best ♪
♪ I think I'm crazy
and it's true ♪
♪ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
everybody ♪
♪ girl so good, good, good,
gotta tell somebody ♪
- ♪ you can even call me
insane ♪
All:
All: ♪ I think I'm crazy
and it's true ♪
- ♪ oh, oh,
whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
All:
All:
All:
- What do you know?
You can direct.
- Why, thank you.
- But, you know,
- some people are gonna hate it.
- And I don't care.
- Well, this story
- is wrapping up quite nicely.
Both: We're moving!
- Whoo!
- We're off to San Diego!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Gustavo,
- I have got nothing left.
- Don't worry.
Jam-zilla cleared up.
- And they'll be here any second
- in that sweet, sweet ride.
Both: Who wants oranges?
- Darn it!
I mean, great!
All: Sorry we're late.
- Love you, Vic.
- So sorry.
- Good to see you.
- Nice hat.
- I don't mean to toot
my own horn,
but that's another concert save
by Gustavo rocque.
- Honk bonk.
- Ahh!
- Nice.
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- I'm waiting for Jo to chat me.
But Gustavo told me to get
some playful tour bus footage
and post it.
- Okay, you directing?
Is that really a good idea?
- Is being boring a good idea?
- Fine.
Let's do this.
What?
- I'm having a staring contest
- with Carlos
While waiting for Jo.
- I can't take it anymore.
- I want to switch
- at the next stop.
- Each bus has two bunks,
- so one of us has to ride
- with tour-bus Logan,
And you drew the short straw.
- James,
- did you use the guest soap?
- Just pretend you're napping,
- and he'll leave you alone.
- Are you using up all
of our minutes?
- Quiet.
- I'm napping.
- Arrgh!
- Oh.
- Hey. Sorry, I only have, like,
five minutes to chat. Audition.
- I'll take it.
- Forget it.
- I'm not playing honk bonk.
- It's mandatory
on the brown bus.
- Hello?
- We all pinky swore.
- I'm not playing.
- What are you guys doing?
- Honk bonk!
- Ahh!
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- You made me lose connection
- with Jo,
- And she can't chat
- for another hour.
- Okay, if you want to see her
- so badly,
'cause you loooove her...
I posted a video
before we left.
- You did?
- Yep.
- Yo,
- what's going on, guys?
- Carlos here,
- and we are super-stoked
For our two-week radio tour
to promote our third album.
- All right,
- I don't want to be late.
Let's go.
- But Kendall is sad,
'cause he's not gonna see Jo
for two whole weeks.
But watch him get happy.
- I'm gonna miss you.
- James, stop it.
- I'm gonna miss you too.
- Okay, okay.
- Okay,
- I do feel a little better.
- See.
Just don't read the comments.
- What?
- Nothing,
- no comments.
- What comments?
- No, no, no, stop.
- Give me this. Nothing, no.
- No, Carlos.
- No.
- I just need the video.
- I just need a laptop
- so I can edit my videos.
- You give me that computer
- back now, or else I'm gonna...
- honk bonk!
- Ahh!
- James, are you real napping
or pretend napping?
- Real napping.
- Did you eat this cracker
and get crumbs everywhere?
- I was hungry.
Now...
- Good.
- I'm glad you chose one of the
- healthy tour bus snacks
I prepared.
Go back to sleep.
- Logan!
- I'm just trying to make this
- a pleasant ride.
- Who looks cool in the rented
road trip convertible?
- Open sky,
big time rush and Victoria
justice live in San Diego.
- And... traffic.
- So beware of the overturned
- frozen chicken truck
That has traffic on the 15
at a dead stop.
Tell us something we don't know.
- And it's gonna be a hot one,
- so get out that sunblock.
- Oh, okay.
I'll hit the sunblock,
as in top-up-time.
What was that?
- It's not closing.
- Oh, well, there's
- another button on the key.
- Okay,
this went bad fast.
- I don't know how
this thing works.
- And if you're headed to
- the big time rush,
Victoria justice concert,
I hope you left early.
- We didn't, okay?
- Shut up...
- And dance is Victoria justice's
- latest hit.
Let's check it out.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- You're on in 20 minutes.
- Nice to see you too,
Gustavo.
Are the guys here yet?
- Uh, no, not yet.
- Oh,
- they're not gonna be late again,
Like they were in San Antonio
and Albuquerque and Phoenix?
- Go, go, go.
All: Sorry we're late.
All: Sorry we're late.
Ahh!
Sorry we're late.
- Look,
- I don't mind stretching my set,
- But last night,
- I ran out of songs.
- Well, you don't have to worry
- about that tonight.
- Because they will be here
- in one minute.
- Great.
- Okay.
Are they stuck
in that traffic jam?
- Both buses are headed
for a huge disaster.
- Ooh, what's going on, guys?
Carlos here, and we are on
the big time tour bus
going to San Diego, and...
Do you feel that?
Do you feel that?
It's a busquake.
Oh, no, Kendall!
- Ahh, hmm.
Uh, whoa.
- I told you not to read
- the comments.
- "They are so sweet
- that it makes me want to vomit
- for two hours straight,"
Says biterwriter12.
- Yeah, biterwriter12.
He or she can get nasty.
But not as bad
as btrbasherz and kendallrots17.
- What?
- Did you know people hate me
- and Jo?
- Yeah, they say you look like
- brother and sister.
- Now back to me.
- I'm requesting
- a tour busmate switch
As soon as...
- You all knew people hate me
- and Jo as a couple?
- Actually,
- most hate just you.
So don't go on kendork. Com,
- because that will just
- upset you way more.
- There's a kendork. Com?
Ooh, and don't open the thread
"his eyebrows"
- Why didn't you all tell me
- about this?
- Well,
- 'cause they're just haters.
- And we knew that you'd
- get upset.
- I am not upset!
- You know half hour
- before show time,
- I like tour bus quiet time,
- so game off, please.
Thank you.
- Well,
I tried to nap,
and we all remember how sucky
that turned out, hmm?
- But I know you like noise,
so I added a layer of comfort
for both of us.
And this is called ocean breeze.
Isn't that nice?
- Eee!
- Oh, okay, so now you're
unappreciative and not nice.
- No, what's not nice is that
I drew the short straw
six days in row and have to
share this bus with you.
- Right, you guys draw straws
to see who's lucky enough
- to ride with me,
- to enjoy my company,
And my tasty snacks.
- No. It's the loser that rides
with you, not the winner.
We hate riding with you.
- I think I'd like to be
alone now.
- Fine.
- We're stuck in traffic.
So you can have the blue bus
all to yourself.
Well, James i'm...
I'm not done talking with you.
James.
James.
I am not done talking to you.
- Okay, well,
if they're just gonna hate us,
- then I'm gonna comment back
- and hate them.
Ha!
- Hating a hater
- makes you a hater.
- James,
- I'm not done talking to you.
James.
- Do you guys draws straws
- because you hate riding with me?
- Maybe.
- Hater!
- Oh, I'm a hater?
- Hey, while we're all here,
why don't we make
a little tour bus video
- to show how much fun we have
- on the tour bus?
- Do you have any idea how
these tour bus rides would be
without me?
- Um... fun.
- Cheerier,
a little cheerier.
- I'm cheerier,
- because I'm on the brown bus
With brown bus rules.
- Very funny.
- Did you even notice
- that there is
A massive traffic jam outside,
- or do you need bad busmate Logan
- to point out
- That we are gonna be late
- to the show?
- Wait.
- Did you just say
- "brown bus rules"
And "traffic jam"?
All: Honk bonk!
- Ow! Ow!
- Cheerier.
- I said cheerier.
All: Ow! Come on! Ow!
- That's it! Come on! Ow!
- Come on! Ow!
- These are for
- your honk bonk bruises.
- Ow.
You didn't say "honk bonk."
- Ow.
- Cheese.
- Although I am clearly
needed here,
I realize I am not wanted.
So I just wanted to say
good-bye...
Forever.
- I'm just gonna turn this off
- for a while.
- Okay, so somebody's got to go
smooth things out with Logan.
- No.
I'm not gonna draw straws.
- Brown bus rules.
You must obey.
- Fine.
Next tour,
I'm getting my own bus.
Ahh, eeny, meeny, mi...
I hate all of you.
I'm thinking about
what I'm gonna say.
- Still no relief from the heat,
- San Diego,
- Or what everyone is calling
- traffic jam-zilla.
It's 7:15.
- We're missing Victoria
right now.
-Oh, well, allow me to drive
a little faster.
- And a heat advisory
- is now in effect
- For San Diego,
- so whatever you do,
Get out that sunblock.
- We're out of sunblock!
- Hey, don't blame me...
Is the new hit single
by Flo Rida.
Let's hear it.
- Could this trip get any worse?
- Oh, no, it's an orange guy.
- Quick,
- roll up the windows.
- He's just selling oranges
- out of a shopping cart
On the highway.
- Why is your generation
- okay with that?
- Roll up the windows.
- Roll them up.
- Roll them up.
- Go. Go. Go.
- But the top is still down.
- Oh... hi.
Oh, yes, we'll take one bag.
Thank you.
- And here's more
Victoria justice, San Diego,
- in case you missed her show
- at the forum.
- Whoo!
- The crowd is amazing.
The guys are gonna love them.
Both:
Hey, you.
- They're still not here?
- They're stuck on the highway
- in jam-zilla.
It's not their fault.
- How many encores do you need?
- 2... 5...
25.
- I'll just sing till I run out
- of songs.
Whoo!
- Where are my guys?
- Do you think it's easy
riding with you and your stuff?
Do you think the bus
magically cleans itself?
Do you think your bread
- magically doesn't have
- any crust?
- Mmm.
- None for you.
- What?
- Oh, and you can say bye-bye
to ocean breeze.
- I will never miss that.
- Okay, well,
- maybe this thing is stupid,
But let me tell you one thing.
- Whenever you ride
- with Logan Mitchell,
You ride in first class.
- All of our outfits are ready
- to go in case we're late,
Which we are.
- Lozenges are always laid out
- in case our throats are sore.
- After all this yelling,
I assume yours is.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- You're not in first class
- anymore.
Welcome to coach.
First class has arrived.
- Now,
- who wants a crustless sandwich?
Oh, what's up, hater?
- I do not hate,
- which is why I'm simply posting
- a statement
On ihatebtr. Com
simply suggesting
that their opinion is incorrect.
- No, you're just fueling
the hater fire
by giving them what they want.
- "Dear sir or madam,
- "I respectfully disagree
- with you
- That Jo and Kendall
- are an 'eyebrow' couple."
- "And that big time rush
bites donkeys.
I, for one,
find them quite charming."
- You're kidding, right?
- And send.
That was fast.
- "Dear dork,
- you totally bite,
- "and your friends bite,
- and if you have a pet,
- "like a dog
- or something like that,
"that bites too.
Bigtimebites372."
I'm gonna find this person.
- You're yelling at me.
See what haters do?
- You can't hate, haters,
'cause that makes you a hater.
- Okay, brown bus is making me
very confused today.
- And the sun is still making
- the heat, San Diego,
- So let's hope you're not stuck
- in jam-zilla
With a broken convertible top.
- So hate... This dj.
- The traffic.
- It's starting to move.
- Yes. Okay.
Oh, no.
- I can't breathe.
- Oh, get the top down.
- We've got to get the top down.
- Push the button.
- Okay.
- Oh,
- it's not working.
Wait. Vents.
Vents!
- He's gone.
- Okay.
- He's gone.
- Oh. Oh.
Oh, hey.
- We're glad you're back,
- 'cause...
- Yeah, we'd like another bag
- of oranges.
Yeah, or two.
- Yeah, thank you.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- She's done.
- I know that.
- And... no bus.
- Funny, right?
- I don't have anymore songs.
- You have a Christmas album,
- right?
- Gustavo, it's June.
- But it's an amazing album.
- Now,
- get out there and sing it!
- Yelling doesn't work on her,
- remember?
- Right.
How about please lips?
Both: Please. Please.
Please.
- Okay, okay, okay,
please lips kind of works.
- "V" team,
- hat and bell me.
Let's do this.
- Okay,
- I might miss first class.
But you have to admit,
you're not easy to tour bus with
either.
- Fine, I might admit that
if you apologize.
- Do I get a sandwich?
- You might.
- Then I apologize.
Ooh.
And I propose a new
blue bus rule
that states we all appreciate
wardrobe-organizing,
- crust-cutting, and
- lozenge-providing Logan more.
- Well, thank you, James.
- Let us all honk bonk on it.
All: Honk bonk.
Ahh! Ow! Come on.
- Why do we keep playing
- that game?
- I have no idea.
- Seriously?
How do these haters
not bother you guys?
- Because of emilyj3.
- Who is emilyj3?
- I have no idea.
But she did once post
that she had a bad date,
and my singing made it better.
- And I think of sarahdiamond.
Although we are not married,
- she says I'm the only person
- that makes her smile 24-7.
And that's all I need to hear.
- What about you?
Do you have an emilyj3?
- Aka lovethatlogan12.
- Yeah, instead of listening
- to all these haters,
Why don't you listen to
kendallmyforeverilovehimforever,
who says...
She's crazy for you.
- Well,
I guess I'm crazy for her.
- And the only way to
beat haters is to ignore them.
- Ooh, and...
Shoot a fun tour bus video
that shows our fans
that we're crazy for them.
- Well,
we're still stuck in traffic.
- Hey.
- Ugh, sorry it took me so long
- to reconnect.
- Oh, can I touch you back?
- We've got shoot a video for
- this girl that's crazy for me.
- Oh, okay.
- Wait.
- What?
- ♪ I see you looking
at the magazines ♪
♪ but you don't even look
half as good to me ♪
All:
♪ I think I'm crazy
and it's true ♪
♪ even sick as a dog,
you look cute to me ♪
♪ even at your worst,
you're still the best ♪
♪ I think I'm crazy
and it's true ♪
♪ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
everybody ♪
♪ girl so good, good, good,
gotta tell somebody ♪
- ♪ you can even call me
insane ♪
All:
All: ♪ I think I'm crazy
and it's true ♪
- ♪ oh, oh,
whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
All:
All:
All:
- What do you know?
You can direct.
- Why, thank you.
- But, you know,
- some people are gonna hate it.
- And I don't care.
- Well, this story
- is wrapping up quite nicely.
Both: We're moving!
- Whoo!
- We're off to San Diego!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Gustavo,
- I have got nothing left.
- Don't worry.
Jam-zilla cleared up.
- And they'll be here any second
- in that sweet, sweet ride.
Both: Who wants oranges?
- Darn it!
I mean, great!
All: Sorry we're late.
- Love you, Vic.
- So sorry.
- Good to see you.
- Nice hat.
- I don't mean to toot
my own horn,
but that's another concert save
by Gustavo rocque.
- Honk bonk.
- Ahh!
- Nice.
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪