Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 10 - Big Time Cartoon - full transcript
While a conk on the head leaves Buddha Bob thinking he's a cartoon fairy who grants wishes, the BTR boys don green body outfits in the process of s video game characters. Running around after getting locked out of the studio feeds into a space alien invasion scare, with men in black coming to take them down.
- And I want to thank everyone
- for coming,
- And I want
- to congratulate big time rush
On their brand-new studio album,
get up!
- Which I'm sure
- is going to get up the charts
And get up our profits
at rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid.
- I cannot believe
we've already done
three albums.
- Seems like just yesterday
- we were playing hockey
- in Minnesota.
- But it wasn't yesterday.
Wait.
Or was it?
- And who knows
what big time things
tomorrow will bring?
- Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.
- Glad you asked, - because it's
time for btr's next - The breakout.
- Uh, break wha...
- After every boy band's
- third album,
- One member breaks out
- on his own
And stays in the spotlight.
- It could be starring
- on Broadway...
Hosting a game show...
Or releasing a solo album.
- That's not
- actually gonna happen, right?
- Sorry, guys. It's just the
harsh reality of the boy band.
- So which one of you
- is going to leave big time rush
And break out?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Big time rush has been through
- way too much,
And nobody's breaking out.
- But it happens every time,
- like when Justin Timberlake
- left 'nsync
Or when beyonce
left destiny's child.
- Or when Harry styles
- breaks out of one direction...
- And the rest
are never heard of again.
- And I wasn't suggesting
- one of you break out.
I'm telling you.
- For me to be a game show host?
- With your fame,
- rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid
- Could make millions
- on a game show.
- And we all know you're not
- going to break out
With your dancing.
- Well, that's never
- gonna happen,
- Because big time rush
- always sticks together,
And we will never break out.
Where's James?
James?
- ♪ Never look back,
the night is waiting ♪
Stay... no, no, don't blame me!
Blame Griffin!
- I don't want this any more
- than you guys do!
I cannot... let me back in there!
Not the face!
- This is not over.
- Help!
- For three of you, it is.
- Okay, we need a plan
- to prove to Griffin
- and the world
- That boy bands
- do not need to break out.
- What do you think I'm doing?
- Show me.
"James diamond
solo album titles"?
- Hey, if the other guys
- break out,
- I need to be ready
- to pull the trigger.
- Do you see anyone
- breaking out?
- It's Logan's
- Mega super ultimate game show
With your host, me.
- Please don't do this.
- But don't you want to see
what's behind
door number one?
It's the lovely Camille.
- Sorry, you guys.
- I have to break out.
- But I've always
- wanted to play
A game show model.
- Yeah.
- She's really good.
- Oh, okay,
but this is bad.
- Oh, but Griffin said we could
- make millions in game shows,
And millions is good!
- Solo album titles!
- Fine.
Logan has a bad plan.
- But you don't see Carlos
- breaking out.
Yeah!
- Where did he get the curtain?
- Okay, has everybody
- lost their minds around here?
- The breakout's real,
- big brother,
And no one has been able
to stop it.
- Well, we can.
And, uh, what are you doing?
- Tween choice award nominations
- will be announced later today
For awesomest music group,
awesomest song,
awesomest hair.
Last year, I voted
228,000 times,
a personal record
I hope to beat by...
Using multiple computers.
- Actually, this is my...
- Do you want me
- to vote for you or not?
- Vote for James.
And nobody else
is breaking out, huh?
- No, because you are going
to stop Carlos and Logan,
- and I'm going
- to rocque records
To talk to Gustavo.
Please tell Griffin
- that we do not need
- to break out.
- It's not that simple.
It's Griffin,
and he's the big ceo
of the company
that owns me.
- Well, maybe he's just
a big turd
- who's trying
- to break all of us up.
- Look, I love you dogs,
- and I don't want this
- any more than you do.
But the harsh reality is,
big time rush
can't last forever.
- Well, you seem to have lasted
- a pretty long time.
And you could fight Griffin
- like you did
- when we first came to L.A.
- Stop right there.
Let me think about it.
- Okay, Kendall knight's
- solo album, take one.
- The lyric sheets
are on the stand.
- I'm not breaking out!
- You'll be back
right here!
It's a really good song!
- It's time to play
Logan's super mega
ultimate game show,
- the show that will prove
- to Griffin
That I'm gonna break out first.
Now let's meet
our contestants.
From the janitor's closet
we have Buddha Bob...
And...
Big time rush's very own
Kendall knight!
- I'm here to talk,
not play.
- Me no talk
if you no play, hmm?
- Okay, round one
is "secret word."
- Your partner will give you clues
- to the secret word,
- And you have to figure out
- what it is.
Pump soap!
Carpenter! Weasels!
- We haven't started yet.
- Now, if you get
five answers correct, you win...
- A conversation with you
- about not breaking out?
- I was gonna say
these lovely towels,
but fine.
However, if you lose,
you get ponged!
- Gah!
The noises are back!
- Now, with your partner,
describe these things
you find on
your breakfast plate.
Go!
- Uh, um...
All right, this is a meat.
It comes in strips.
- Meat strips.
Strip meat.
- No, it's on your plate.
Sometimes it's crunchy.
Sometimes it's chewy.
- Mm.
- That sounds delicious.
What is it?
- Pass.
You spread butter on this.
- Toilet seat.
Chain saw.
- Pass!
These are round,
and they're white,
- and they're gooey
- on the inside.
- Ghosts.
- No, they're on
- your breakfast plate!
- Ghosts are on
my breakfast plate?
I hate this game!
Ooh, out of time,
and you got zero correct.
- Um, how about five
best bud bonus points
- so we can have the conversation
- about you not breaking out?
Wrong again,
which means you get ponged!
- Okay, we'll find out
- in round two
- If Kendall gets to talk to me
- about breaking out.
- Stay tuned,
- and we'll be right back.
- You do not move!
We are not through!
We don't have to break out!
♪ 'Cause Griffin
told us to ♪
Fast exit.
Da!
Da, da, da!
- Maybe Griffin
- is a big turd.
Did you ever think about that?
- Oh, boy.
Yes!
- Or a flop!
I am so sorry, ma'am.
- My friend is...
- fabulous!
- Yeah.
- You're perfect
- for the new Broadway musical
I'm out here casting for.
It's called Broadway:
The musical.
- See you at the auditions
- at noon.
- ♪ I'm breaking out
- to Broadway ♪
- ♪ I'm breaking out
- to Broadway ♪
- Don't break out!
- ♪ I'm breaking out,
- I'm breaking out ♪
- It's just an audition!
- It's inevitable.
- Borrowing the lobby computer
- so you can cast
- more tween choice votes?
- Good use of the word "borrow."
- And all boy bands
- break up, big brother.
- I know you don't want
- to break out,
- But you also don't want
- to be left behind.
- Okay, but James
is still on my side,
and we can fix this.
- Yeah, you need
to go upstairs.
- Amazing.
- I love that
- play-with-the-cam look.
Camera loves you, James.
Yeah, there you go.
- Wardrobe change!
- What is this?
- I believe it's called
my solo album
concept cover shoot.
Observe.
James diamond.
- I'm not in big time rush
- anymore cuz I broke out.
Title might be long.
James diamond,
leaning against a cement wall.
Again, working on the title.
Ooh, and my personal favorite,
James diamond,
break out dreams.
Too much cloud, right?
- Or more cloud.
Who paid for all of this?
- I did.
My money was on you,
but I think I found
my breakout star.
Come on, James.
- Let's brainstorm
- some album titles.
Leave Kendall behind.
- Okay, I guess that just leaves
one thing to do.
♪ Don't you worry
about a thing ♪
♪ 'cause a love like this
is forever ♪
- Okay, let's take it again,
but this time, let's go
all the way to the end.
- As in the end
of big time rush.
- ♪ The love we got
is so untouchable ♪
- What are you doing?
- It sounds wrong.
- No, sweetie, it sounds great.
- No, it's wrong
singing it by myself.
- Don't do it.
- It's not gonna work this time.
Ow!
I will give you one hour
- to get the dogs
- to quit their breakouts,
- And then we'll take care
- of Griffin.
- I might need two.
- Forget it!
- Ow!
- Two!
But if you fail,
- you come back here,
- and you record your solo album.
- Hey.
- I need your islab to set a tween
- choice world voting record.
- What?
Forget it.
Ow!
Take it.
Thanks.
- Welcome back
to Logan's super mega
ultimate game show
with our next round,
"picture this!"
- And where is Kendall?
- Right here,
and I'm ready to play.
- Let's begin.
One person draws
on the super ultimate mega pad,
- and their partner has to guess
- what it is they're drawing.
The clock will start
when the lovely Camille
shows us what you have to draw.
- "Logan, please don't break out
because I don't want
big time rush to break up."
- Ah, yes!
- I win towels!
No!
That doesn't count!
- You can't draw words
on the mega pad.
- Oh, but what he drew
was really sweet.
- Lovely Camille,
- next picture.
- "Please."
- That's one word.
- You said "words."
I win towels!
- No, no, that doesn't count!
No towels!
- No!
- No towels!
And no letters!
Only pictures
on the mega pad.
- Lovely Camille,
- next picture.
- Uh, face.
Sad face.
Wait, more faces.
Four sad faces.
Big time rush!
- Big time rush sad
- for the rest of their lives
- Because Logan
- didn't help Kendall
Stop their breakout!
- Yes!
- Okay, no, no, no, no, no!
We were looking
for Abraham Lincoln.
- Ooh, that was my next guess!
- Which means...
All: You get ponged!
- Sorry.
- Okay, wait, wait.
Kendall has the five-point
best bud bonus points,
and you win!
- Wait.
Really?
- I never really wanted
- to break out.
I was just doing it
- because I was scared
- everybody else would.
- I just want to keep singing
- with you guys.
- Oh, don't you worry.
'Cause we're gonna be singing.
♪ It goes up and down,
up and down ♪
♪ and you always sing
the last note loud ♪
- I think it's safe to say
- that that was the best
- performance I've ever seen!
You've got the part.
- Yes!
- ♪ Not so fast,
- don't you start ♪
- ♪ we need our buddy
for another part ♪
- You do?
Both:
Both:
- ♪ We're stopping big time rush
- from breaking out ♪
Are you in?
- ♪ I only did it
- 'cause I thought ♪
I'm in!
All: ♪ oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ♪
- Two hours on the nose.
But where is James?
- He's with Griffin,
who is plotting
his solo career.
- And he'll never let James
- out of his sight.
- Because Griffin
is a big turd.
- Which means
it's gonna take a big plan
to get him back.
- We are talking one cargo net,
- 4 feet of plywood,
- And 12 gallons
- of petroleum jelly.
All: Whisper plan time.
- What are you guys
- whispering about?
- We're coming up with a plan
- to get you to not break out.
- That's awesome because
- I don't want to break out.
- Wait.
All: You don't?
- I was only doing
- the solo thing
Because I thought you were.
- And I didn't want
- to be left behind.
- Well, you can never
be left behind
when you stick together.
- Okay, now let's go
fight Griffin.
- Before you do,
I need all your smartphones.
- Okay.
- Sure.
- Yeah.
- Uh, vote James.
- Here you go.
- There you go.
- Thanks.
- Okay.
Now let's go fight Griffin.
- All right.
- Come on.
- And I'm ready for that fight
because I want my breakout star.
- We're just whispering.
We need an actual plan.
- Okay!
So you want
a game show breakout, huh?
Well, how about
a game show breakout challenge?
All: Yeah!
- And if you win,
we'll do whatever you say,
- and you can break out
- whoever you want.
- And if we win,
you let big time rush
stay together.
- Or are you afraid?
- Whisper plan time!
Hmm.
I do love game shows
and challenges
and whispering.
You're on.
Now name your game.
- Big time rush's super mega
ultimate game show.
- I'm in as long as it's not
a bunch of rigged questions
that only big time rush
can answer.
- Yup.
It's time for big time wheel.
- You spin the wheel
- and guess the letters
To solve the phrase
on the wall.
- I'd like to pick a vowel.
- Is there a...
- "t."
- "Q."
- Nine.
- "R."
- Penguins!
"C."
- "I."
- There are four of them.
- Darn it!
- And this is "jeopardized."
- The first contestant
- to get ten answers correct
Wins the round.
And your category is
"true or false."
- True.
- You have to wait for me
- to ask the question.
- False.
- No, you have to hit
- the buzzer.
- No, I haven't asked
- the question.
- Ooh, that's true!
- Why don't you understand this?
- Because James
is not very bright.
- That is correct.
Now, what year
did the war of 1812 take place?
- Trick question.
- Thank you.
There was no 1812.
- Why did you pick him
for this game?
- The answer is 1812.
- That is correct.
- Constantinople.
Strip meat.
Nose hair.
The 1963 Plymouth Valiant.
The honey badger.
Warm pants.
Sweet Kentucky banjo music.
- Nice spin!
- I've never spun
- a wheel before!
- Well, maybe you should
- have spun it harder!
- Like this?
- Is there an "r"?
- Yes, there are two "r" s.
- Darn it!
- To win this round,
you must survive
on only what is available
to you on the island:
Worms, dirt, rocks,
and tropical bird droppings.
- Good luck, gentlemen.
- Ah, I can't do it!
It's too gross!
I'm gonna hurl.
- It's my turn!
- Stop it!
- I'm better at spinning!
- No, you're not!
- Stop it!
- No!
- I'm spinning!
It's my turn!
I told you I was better!
- Is there a "g"?
- There are two "g" s.
- Darn it!
All: Oh!
- Is there a "t"?
- Yes, there is one "t."
- I'd like to solve the puzzle.
"Griffin is a big turd."
- Yes, that is correct.
Griffin is a big turd.
- Oh, look at that.
Four out of four.
Game over.
- Uh...
Oh...
Okay, hey, wait.
What about, um,
five best bud bonus points?
- The game is over.
I won.
The breakout will happen.
- And besides, I can't think
- of anything you've done
That deserves
five bonus points.
- Oh, really?
- How about a record
- five nominations
For the tween choice awards?
All: What?
- Awesomest music group,
awesomest song,
awesomest hair,
awesomest look,
and awesomest video.
- So you still think people
don't want more big time rush?
- Five bonus points it is.
All: Yes!
- And I want big time rush
- to perform
- at the tween choice awards.
And bring me home some sweet
tween choice purple rockets.
- Oh, we'll get you that rocket
- for sure.
- Oh, yeah, we are.
- Rocket.
- Why are you all looking
- at me?
I'm going as fast as I can!
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- for coming,
- And I want
- to congratulate big time rush
On their brand-new studio album,
get up!
- Which I'm sure
- is going to get up the charts
And get up our profits
at rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid.
- I cannot believe
we've already done
three albums.
- Seems like just yesterday
- we were playing hockey
- in Minnesota.
- But it wasn't yesterday.
Wait.
Or was it?
- And who knows
what big time things
tomorrow will bring?
- Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.
- Glad you asked, - because it's
time for btr's next - The breakout.
- Uh, break wha...
- After every boy band's
- third album,
- One member breaks out
- on his own
And stays in the spotlight.
- It could be starring
- on Broadway...
Hosting a game show...
Or releasing a solo album.
- That's not
- actually gonna happen, right?
- Sorry, guys. It's just the
harsh reality of the boy band.
- So which one of you
- is going to leave big time rush
And break out?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Big time rush has been through
- way too much,
And nobody's breaking out.
- But it happens every time,
- like when Justin Timberlake
- left 'nsync
Or when beyonce
left destiny's child.
- Or when Harry styles
- breaks out of one direction...
- And the rest
are never heard of again.
- And I wasn't suggesting
- one of you break out.
I'm telling you.
- For me to be a game show host?
- With your fame,
- rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid
- Could make millions
- on a game show.
- And we all know you're not
- going to break out
With your dancing.
- Well, that's never
- gonna happen,
- Because big time rush
- always sticks together,
And we will never break out.
Where's James?
James?
- ♪ Never look back,
the night is waiting ♪
Stay... no, no, don't blame me!
Blame Griffin!
- I don't want this any more
- than you guys do!
I cannot... let me back in there!
Not the face!
- This is not over.
- Help!
- For three of you, it is.
- Okay, we need a plan
- to prove to Griffin
- and the world
- That boy bands
- do not need to break out.
- What do you think I'm doing?
- Show me.
"James diamond
solo album titles"?
- Hey, if the other guys
- break out,
- I need to be ready
- to pull the trigger.
- Do you see anyone
- breaking out?
- It's Logan's
- Mega super ultimate game show
With your host, me.
- Please don't do this.
- But don't you want to see
what's behind
door number one?
It's the lovely Camille.
- Sorry, you guys.
- I have to break out.
- But I've always
- wanted to play
A game show model.
- Yeah.
- She's really good.
- Oh, okay,
but this is bad.
- Oh, but Griffin said we could
- make millions in game shows,
And millions is good!
- Solo album titles!
- Fine.
Logan has a bad plan.
- But you don't see Carlos
- breaking out.
Yeah!
- Where did he get the curtain?
- Okay, has everybody
- lost their minds around here?
- The breakout's real,
- big brother,
And no one has been able
to stop it.
- Well, we can.
And, uh, what are you doing?
- Tween choice award nominations
- will be announced later today
For awesomest music group,
awesomest song,
awesomest hair.
Last year, I voted
228,000 times,
a personal record
I hope to beat by...
Using multiple computers.
- Actually, this is my...
- Do you want me
- to vote for you or not?
- Vote for James.
And nobody else
is breaking out, huh?
- No, because you are going
to stop Carlos and Logan,
- and I'm going
- to rocque records
To talk to Gustavo.
Please tell Griffin
- that we do not need
- to break out.
- It's not that simple.
It's Griffin,
and he's the big ceo
of the company
that owns me.
- Well, maybe he's just
a big turd
- who's trying
- to break all of us up.
- Look, I love you dogs,
- and I don't want this
- any more than you do.
But the harsh reality is,
big time rush
can't last forever.
- Well, you seem to have lasted
- a pretty long time.
And you could fight Griffin
- like you did
- when we first came to L.A.
- Stop right there.
Let me think about it.
- Okay, Kendall knight's
- solo album, take one.
- The lyric sheets
are on the stand.
- I'm not breaking out!
- You'll be back
right here!
It's a really good song!
- It's time to play
Logan's super mega
ultimate game show,
- the show that will prove
- to Griffin
That I'm gonna break out first.
Now let's meet
our contestants.
From the janitor's closet
we have Buddha Bob...
And...
Big time rush's very own
Kendall knight!
- I'm here to talk,
not play.
- Me no talk
if you no play, hmm?
- Okay, round one
is "secret word."
- Your partner will give you clues
- to the secret word,
- And you have to figure out
- what it is.
Pump soap!
Carpenter! Weasels!
- We haven't started yet.
- Now, if you get
five answers correct, you win...
- A conversation with you
- about not breaking out?
- I was gonna say
these lovely towels,
but fine.
However, if you lose,
you get ponged!
- Gah!
The noises are back!
- Now, with your partner,
describe these things
you find on
your breakfast plate.
Go!
- Uh, um...
All right, this is a meat.
It comes in strips.
- Meat strips.
Strip meat.
- No, it's on your plate.
Sometimes it's crunchy.
Sometimes it's chewy.
- Mm.
- That sounds delicious.
What is it?
- Pass.
You spread butter on this.
- Toilet seat.
Chain saw.
- Pass!
These are round,
and they're white,
- and they're gooey
- on the inside.
- Ghosts.
- No, they're on
- your breakfast plate!
- Ghosts are on
my breakfast plate?
I hate this game!
Ooh, out of time,
and you got zero correct.
- Um, how about five
best bud bonus points
- so we can have the conversation
- about you not breaking out?
Wrong again,
which means you get ponged!
- Okay, we'll find out
- in round two
- If Kendall gets to talk to me
- about breaking out.
- Stay tuned,
- and we'll be right back.
- You do not move!
We are not through!
We don't have to break out!
♪ 'Cause Griffin
told us to ♪
Fast exit.
Da!
Da, da, da!
- Maybe Griffin
- is a big turd.
Did you ever think about that?
- Oh, boy.
Yes!
- Or a flop!
I am so sorry, ma'am.
- My friend is...
- fabulous!
- Yeah.
- You're perfect
- for the new Broadway musical
I'm out here casting for.
It's called Broadway:
The musical.
- See you at the auditions
- at noon.
- ♪ I'm breaking out
- to Broadway ♪
- ♪ I'm breaking out
- to Broadway ♪
- Don't break out!
- ♪ I'm breaking out,
- I'm breaking out ♪
- It's just an audition!
- It's inevitable.
- Borrowing the lobby computer
- so you can cast
- more tween choice votes?
- Good use of the word "borrow."
- And all boy bands
- break up, big brother.
- I know you don't want
- to break out,
- But you also don't want
- to be left behind.
- Okay, but James
is still on my side,
and we can fix this.
- Yeah, you need
to go upstairs.
- Amazing.
- I love that
- play-with-the-cam look.
Camera loves you, James.
Yeah, there you go.
- Wardrobe change!
- What is this?
- I believe it's called
my solo album
concept cover shoot.
Observe.
James diamond.
- I'm not in big time rush
- anymore cuz I broke out.
Title might be long.
James diamond,
leaning against a cement wall.
Again, working on the title.
Ooh, and my personal favorite,
James diamond,
break out dreams.
Too much cloud, right?
- Or more cloud.
Who paid for all of this?
- I did.
My money was on you,
but I think I found
my breakout star.
Come on, James.
- Let's brainstorm
- some album titles.
Leave Kendall behind.
- Okay, I guess that just leaves
one thing to do.
♪ Don't you worry
about a thing ♪
♪ 'cause a love like this
is forever ♪
- Okay, let's take it again,
but this time, let's go
all the way to the end.
- As in the end
of big time rush.
- ♪ The love we got
is so untouchable ♪
- What are you doing?
- It sounds wrong.
- No, sweetie, it sounds great.
- No, it's wrong
singing it by myself.
- Don't do it.
- It's not gonna work this time.
Ow!
I will give you one hour
- to get the dogs
- to quit their breakouts,
- And then we'll take care
- of Griffin.
- I might need two.
- Forget it!
- Ow!
- Two!
But if you fail,
- you come back here,
- and you record your solo album.
- Hey.
- I need your islab to set a tween
- choice world voting record.
- What?
Forget it.
Ow!
Take it.
Thanks.
- Welcome back
to Logan's super mega
ultimate game show
with our next round,
"picture this!"
- And where is Kendall?
- Right here,
and I'm ready to play.
- Let's begin.
One person draws
on the super ultimate mega pad,
- and their partner has to guess
- what it is they're drawing.
The clock will start
when the lovely Camille
shows us what you have to draw.
- "Logan, please don't break out
because I don't want
big time rush to break up."
- Ah, yes!
- I win towels!
No!
That doesn't count!
- You can't draw words
on the mega pad.
- Oh, but what he drew
was really sweet.
- Lovely Camille,
- next picture.
- "Please."
- That's one word.
- You said "words."
I win towels!
- No, no, that doesn't count!
No towels!
- No!
- No towels!
And no letters!
Only pictures
on the mega pad.
- Lovely Camille,
- next picture.
- Uh, face.
Sad face.
Wait, more faces.
Four sad faces.
Big time rush!
- Big time rush sad
- for the rest of their lives
- Because Logan
- didn't help Kendall
Stop their breakout!
- Yes!
- Okay, no, no, no, no, no!
We were looking
for Abraham Lincoln.
- Ooh, that was my next guess!
- Which means...
All: You get ponged!
- Sorry.
- Okay, wait, wait.
Kendall has the five-point
best bud bonus points,
and you win!
- Wait.
Really?
- I never really wanted
- to break out.
I was just doing it
- because I was scared
- everybody else would.
- I just want to keep singing
- with you guys.
- Oh, don't you worry.
'Cause we're gonna be singing.
♪ It goes up and down,
up and down ♪
♪ and you always sing
the last note loud ♪
- I think it's safe to say
- that that was the best
- performance I've ever seen!
You've got the part.
- Yes!
- ♪ Not so fast,
- don't you start ♪
- ♪ we need our buddy
for another part ♪
- You do?
Both:
Both:
- ♪ We're stopping big time rush
- from breaking out ♪
Are you in?
- ♪ I only did it
- 'cause I thought ♪
I'm in!
All: ♪ oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ♪
- Two hours on the nose.
But where is James?
- He's with Griffin,
who is plotting
his solo career.
- And he'll never let James
- out of his sight.
- Because Griffin
is a big turd.
- Which means
it's gonna take a big plan
to get him back.
- We are talking one cargo net,
- 4 feet of plywood,
- And 12 gallons
- of petroleum jelly.
All: Whisper plan time.
- What are you guys
- whispering about?
- We're coming up with a plan
- to get you to not break out.
- That's awesome because
- I don't want to break out.
- Wait.
All: You don't?
- I was only doing
- the solo thing
Because I thought you were.
- And I didn't want
- to be left behind.
- Well, you can never
be left behind
when you stick together.
- Okay, now let's go
fight Griffin.
- Before you do,
I need all your smartphones.
- Okay.
- Sure.
- Yeah.
- Uh, vote James.
- Here you go.
- There you go.
- Thanks.
- Okay.
Now let's go fight Griffin.
- All right.
- Come on.
- And I'm ready for that fight
because I want my breakout star.
- We're just whispering.
We need an actual plan.
- Okay!
So you want
a game show breakout, huh?
Well, how about
a game show breakout challenge?
All: Yeah!
- And if you win,
we'll do whatever you say,
- and you can break out
- whoever you want.
- And if we win,
you let big time rush
stay together.
- Or are you afraid?
- Whisper plan time!
Hmm.
I do love game shows
and challenges
and whispering.
You're on.
Now name your game.
- Big time rush's super mega
ultimate game show.
- I'm in as long as it's not
a bunch of rigged questions
that only big time rush
can answer.
- Yup.
It's time for big time wheel.
- You spin the wheel
- and guess the letters
To solve the phrase
on the wall.
- I'd like to pick a vowel.
- Is there a...
- "t."
- "Q."
- Nine.
- "R."
- Penguins!
"C."
- "I."
- There are four of them.
- Darn it!
- And this is "jeopardized."
- The first contestant
- to get ten answers correct
Wins the round.
And your category is
"true or false."
- True.
- You have to wait for me
- to ask the question.
- False.
- No, you have to hit
- the buzzer.
- No, I haven't asked
- the question.
- Ooh, that's true!
- Why don't you understand this?
- Because James
is not very bright.
- That is correct.
Now, what year
did the war of 1812 take place?
- Trick question.
- Thank you.
There was no 1812.
- Why did you pick him
for this game?
- The answer is 1812.
- That is correct.
- Constantinople.
Strip meat.
Nose hair.
The 1963 Plymouth Valiant.
The honey badger.
Warm pants.
Sweet Kentucky banjo music.
- Nice spin!
- I've never spun
- a wheel before!
- Well, maybe you should
- have spun it harder!
- Like this?
- Is there an "r"?
- Yes, there are two "r" s.
- Darn it!
- To win this round,
you must survive
on only what is available
to you on the island:
Worms, dirt, rocks,
and tropical bird droppings.
- Good luck, gentlemen.
- Ah, I can't do it!
It's too gross!
I'm gonna hurl.
- It's my turn!
- Stop it!
- I'm better at spinning!
- No, you're not!
- Stop it!
- No!
- I'm spinning!
It's my turn!
I told you I was better!
- Is there a "g"?
- There are two "g" s.
- Darn it!
All: Oh!
- Is there a "t"?
- Yes, there is one "t."
- I'd like to solve the puzzle.
"Griffin is a big turd."
- Yes, that is correct.
Griffin is a big turd.
- Oh, look at that.
Four out of four.
Game over.
- Uh...
Oh...
Okay, hey, wait.
What about, um,
five best bud bonus points?
- The game is over.
I won.
The breakout will happen.
- And besides, I can't think
- of anything you've done
That deserves
five bonus points.
- Oh, really?
- How about a record
- five nominations
For the tween choice awards?
All: What?
- Awesomest music group,
awesomest song,
awesomest hair,
awesomest look,
and awesomest video.
- So you still think people
don't want more big time rush?
- Five bonus points it is.
All: Yes!
- And I want big time rush
- to perform
- at the tween choice awards.
And bring me home some sweet
tween choice purple rockets.
- Oh, we'll get you that rocket
- for sure.
- Oh, yeah, we are.
- Rocket.
- Why are you all looking
- at me?
I'm going as fast as I can!
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪