Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 12 - Big Time Dreams - full transcript
It's the twenty-fourth annual Tween Choice Awards, where all of BTR's (and Gustavo's) dreams are expected to come true. Little do they realize the show's mac-n-cheese sponsor has evil designs on the tween audience hooked in with BTR's appearance. As Kendall forms The Dream Team (to see that all their dreams come true), Katie's stuck at the Palm Woods after ruining her ticket to the show.
- Tomorrow
sharky's Mac and cheese
presents the biggest,
the loudest,
and the messiest night
of TV ever!
- It's the tween choice awards
- with me, Nick Cannon.
- Be there for Austin mahone,
mindless behavior, karmin,
- a performance
- from big time rush,
And their live 3-d commercial
- revealing sharky's
- Mac and cheese for life winner.
All: Don't forget to wear
your cheese-d glasses!
- You picked the best,
and we make a mess
tomorrow night live.
- And find out
who will get gooped!
- Okay, jumbo screen test done.
Big time rush rehearsal next.
- This is amazing!
- We've been watching this show
- all our lives,
And now we're performing on it.
- Dogs, tomorrow night is the
night we have worked so long and
so hard for.
Live from
the tween choice awards,
all of your dreams
will come true.
- Wait. You mean I'm finally
gonna get a girlfriend?
- And I finally
- get to kiss Lucy,
- Which can't happen
- 'cause she's touring Europe.
- And I will find
- the oft-rumored yet never seen
Tween choice goop room,
the legendary source of goop.
- Yeah, please don't do that.
- Ah, yeah.
The dream is to win the amazing
Gustavo rocque his first purple
rocket.
What's with you?
- Why aren't you shouting out
- your dream?
- Well,
- it's just that every time
We do an hour-long TV special,
something goes horribly wrong.
Both: What?
All: What?
- Well, tween choice
is an hour long,
and it is special.
- I just don't want anything
- to go wrong.
- What could go wrong?
- Uh, yeah, we're up for five
- tween choice awards,
We're giving away
Mac and cheese for life,
and you're singing in front
of 21 million people worldwide.
- And that's 21 million minds
that will be under my control,
making my dream come true.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got,
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Okay.
- So before
- our dream day tomorrow,
We've got a huge day today.
- Which includes recording
a song and shooting a commercial
for sharky's live Mac and cheese
for life giveaway,
- which helps my dream come true
- of someday becoming
The number one ceo
in the country.
- But first...
Dress rehearsal
with Nick Cannon!
- What up? What up? What up?
- What up? What up? What up?
- Man,
- this show is gonna be so big.
I mean, you guys are here,
we got Alexa vega
from spy kids,
and Lucy stone
just agreed to come.
- Lucy's gonna be here?
- Yeah, man, I mean, she's - flying
in from Europe just for - The show.
- Well, that's amazing.
Where's the goop room?
- Logan, that's a rumor.
- Oh, okay, Nick...
A purple goopy rumor
that I will find.
- Okay, let's get
- dress rehearsal going.
Let's get cameras rolling.
- And let's get up
with big time rush.
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
- ♪ You're gonna love this,
just wait ♪
Both: ♪ take my hand,
don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna live out
our dreams ♪
♪ you and me together,
no make-believe ♪
- ♪ we're picking up
- from where we started ♪
♪ We're gonna take it
one step farther ♪
- Both: ♪ they'll never leave us
- brokenhearted ♪
All: ♪ it's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
♪ it's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
♪ up, up, up, up,
to get up, get up ♪
♪ it's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
♪ It's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
- If you're tired
- of waiting for dinner,
Make it
sharky's Mac and cheese.
- All: And now it's time to see
- if you're the big-time winner.
- And cut.
- Hey, uh,
- what's with the square things?
- Hmm, looks like
a crossword puzzle.
- I think I see a dog.
- I'll let the man behind
- the Mac and cheese explain it,
Martin sharkus.
- The man took a simple Mac and
- cheese recipe... a food I hate...
And took over
the giganticorps empire,
making him
a more powerful ceo than me,
which I also hate.
- But we both agree that
- big time rush would be perfect
Starring with sharky the shark.
- Ooh, what's up, sharky?
- Hey, sharky!
- In my "win Mac and cheese
for life giveaway,"
and when your commercial
airs live,
those square things will flash
a secret 3-d cheese code,
making somebody very happy.
- And with 21 million people
- watching,
That will be me.
What?
- Uh, it's just that your laugh
- sounded a little evil.
- Little bit.
- Yeah, it did.
- Deep voice.
I don't think so.
It's...
- You know what?
- That did sound evil.
I get that.
I... you're right.
That's a wrap, everybody!
- So nobody else got a bad vibe
from this sharkus guy?
- You're right.
We need to join forces
- and search underneath
- the tween choice arena
For the goop room.
- No.
- Dream killer.
- So Lucy leaves
- without saying good-bye,
- And now she's back without
- saying, "let's get together."
- I'm mad.
- No.
Your dream is to kiss her.
- So go put on a nice outfit
- for the award show
To be nice to her in.
- I will!
- Ooh, um,
you guys know that the award
show's tomorrow, right?
- We're just testing out some
- tween choice presenter fashions
And heels.
- The stars of rock camp 9
and the Danica Patrick movie
are presenting the award
for awesomest music act.
- Hopefully to big time rush.
- Well, according to Gustavo,
- it is the night that
- all of our dreams come true.
- Yeah, except for my dream
of ever getting a girlfriend.
- Wait.
- What about the jennifers?
- That was one date
- with each of them,
And one date does not count
as a girlfriend.
- Right.
And then they just disappeared.
- Like they were
- gone with the wind.
- Oh, the jennifers!
You're back!
Sort of.
- We're hitting tween choice
- to promote our movie
- mermaid surfer princesses 3
- That we just finished
- in Australia.
- Well, two of us.
- Jennifer still has
- one more scene to shoot
Where she gets her tail back.
- And we're so sorry for how we
treated Carlos all those times,
so we're back for him, too.
All: This him?
- After being away
for ten months,
- it made us realize
- that there's no one sweeter...
- or cuter than Carlos.
Isn't that right,
cutout Jennifer?
- Uh...
- But you can only pick
- one of us.
- And we know
that's a tough decision,
- so we're gonna give you till the
- end of tween choice to decide.
Both: Mm-hmm.
- Oh, the jennifers are back!
All: And they're nice.
- And they want me.
I guess this is the night
all our dreams come true.
- Did you get 'em?
- Did you get 'em?
Yes!
- My dreams
- of meeting Austin mahone
Will finally come true.
- Yes, but it will be
- a nightmare if you lose these,
Because they cannot be replaced.
- Which means I will put them
- in a safe place.
- No, I will.
- Can't you risk you
- losing my ticket to Austin.
- Okay.
Tween choice awards/
purple carpet outfit
ready for me to give Lucy
a piece of my mind.
Or lips.
I'm conflicted.
- You know,
- walking the purple carpet
Has always been a dream of mine.
- How many dreams do you have?
- A lot more than you,
- dreamless.
- And he should have
- lots of dreams,
'cause tomorrow
all our dreams come true
at...
All: The tween choice awards!
- Welcome to the tween choice
- purple carpet.
I'm Ryan Newman,
- and with me as always
- is sharky the shark.
Are you ready for lots of goop
and lots of stars tonight?
I think that's a yes.
Oh, and here come the stars,
like nominee Lucy stone.
- Who are you looking forward
- to seeing tonight?
- Uh, well, Ryan,
- I can't wait to see...
- Is it James diamond
- from big time rush?
'Cause here he is.
- Oh.
- Uh...
Hi, James.
- Oh, ho, ho.
Looks like Lucy
is good at saying hi.
What about good-bye, though,
- like when she goes away
- on a European tour
And doesn't say good-bye, hmm?
Ask her that, Ryan.
- Are you sure
- you want to do this right now?
- Ah, so who do you think's
- gonna get gooped tonight, guys?
- All I'm saying is that
- it would've been nice
To get one good-bye.
- Okay.
How's this?
Good-bye.
- Can you believe that?
- And can you believe
that tonight live
big time rush is giving away
sharky's Mac and cheese
for life?
- That's right.
- Yes.
And I'm getting a girlfriend.
- Are you ready
- for the craziest hour on TV?
- Uh, well, we've had some
- trouble in the past
With hour TV specials, Ryan.
- So I'm just gonna make sure
- nothing goes wrong tonight.
- Keep an eye
on the tall, skinny one.
Wendell.
No, Kendall.
For nothing is to get in the way
of the big cheese.
Is it Wendell or Kendall?
Kendall? Really?
Well, little does Kendall know
that tonight
21 million viewers
will be under my control,
all with the help
of big time rush.
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
All: ♪ it's time to get up,
get up ♪
- Sharky's Mac and cheese
for life giveaway presents
- the 24th annual
- tween choice awards!
- And now
- here's your explosive host,
Nick Cannon!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
What's up, tween choice?
We got big time rush.
We got mindless behavior.
We got spy kid Alexa vega.
- And we've got
two shrunken vip passes.
- What were you thinking?
- You said
- put them someplace safe.
- So you put them
- in the dishwasher?
- You never do the dishes.
- And now I'm not gonna
- get into sharky's vip room
To meet Austin.
- Well, we could...
Make some sharky's
Mac and cheese
and have our own vip party.
- Can Austin come?
- I think he has plans.
- We got Austin mahone.
- Um, but...
- But, no, yeah,
- they were very cool.
I really liked the...
The jet packs.
But, no, yeah, they were very...
- Okay, the first award
- you guys are up for
Is awesomest music group.
All: Sweet.
- And remember,
- when you win that purple rocket,
I want you to tell
those 21 million viewers
I'm wonderful and amazing.
I hate Mac and cheese!
- Okay, let's focus.
- When do we look
- for the goop room?
- No goop room.
And no trouble.
- And no dreams.
- Hey, I have dreams.
- Uh, yeah,
you haven't said one yet.
- Then why did I
- just form the dream team?
- Sounds stupid.
- What is it?
- An alliance
- where we all put our hands in
And vow to help fulfill
each other's dreams tonight.
- I'm in.
- Let's do it.
- Dream team!
- Right, now,
- initiate girlfriend
- dream launch.
Oh...
I don't know which one.
- Whichever one catches you
- is your girlfriend.
Dream team...
Both: Fire!
You're Alexa vega from spy kids.
- And you're Carlos
from big time rush.
- Are you a spy in real life?
- No.
That was just a movie.
Why?
Are you in danger?
- 'Cause I see two girls
- and a cutout coming your way.
- Look, guys, Alexa vega
- was the first girl to catch me.
And then she disappeared.
What if she's a spy
in real life?
- What if the jennifers
- are really as nice
As they seemed by the pool?
- Carlos?
- Have you picked yet?
- I mean, we're nicer now,
but we still hate waiting.
- Well, you'll have
- to wait longer.
- 'Cause Camille and Jo
- are presenting the first award!
All: Dream team away!
- All right, tween choice.
Give it up for rock camp 9's
Camille Roberts
and from zombies, zombies,
always zombies, Jo Taylor.
- We are here to announce
- the winner
- for awesomest music group.
- Wait, Jo,
- did you say
- "awesomest music goop"?
- It's magnificent.
- And the purple rocket
goes to...
- Come on. Come on.
Both:
One direction.
- Oh, I want that rocket!
- Doesn't surprise me.
- Both:
- They had a good year.
- Okay, they still have
- four more chances for a rocket,
And we've got lots
of sharky's Mac and cheese
in the v.I. Crib room.
- Mom,
- no matter how hard you try,
This will never be a vip room.
- Ooh, is there a party in here?
- Oh, it looks more
like a vip room to me.
- And there's television!
- And Mac and cheese!
- Yeah.
- You know, I prefer
- watching an event
- Rather than actually
- being there.
- Oh, me too.
- That looks like
- a lot of screaming,
- And here I'm so close
- to the bathroom.
- Ooh, and don't forget
our v.I. Cheese-d glasses
for our free Mac and cheese
for life giveaway.
- My mom put you up to this?
- No.
This is just so awesome.
- You know,
- the tween choice award vip room
Has sharky the shark.
- Do you see
- sharky the shark in here?
- Ah, ha, ha!
- Okay.
Next up, dream team,
is my kiss with Lucy.
- And...
- Hi.
- We got to go change.
- They say it takes up to
- three hours to get the goop out.
- But it was totally worth it.
- Hmm.
The viscosity's dense,
- so although it falls
- from the sky,
- It must sit stored
- in the bowels of the arena.
- Ew.
And we'll see you guys
- at the after-party
- we've always dreamed of.
- What after-party?
- You're the dream team.
You guys figure it out.
- Oh, great.
Now Lucy's gone.
- Uh, is sharky staring at us?
- Maybe he's just thinking
- about the ocean and stuff.
- Okay, and stop worrying
- about hour specials.
- Yeah, I mean,
- do you see
- a beach drag race anywhere
- Or a Griffin
- trying to break up the band
- Or a bunch of henchmen
- in jumpsuits?
- Okay, ignore that.
- Excuse me.
Uh, what is this?
- It's the v.I. Cheese room...
The giganticorps vip room
within the vip room.
- Where we just got done
- screening
Your amazing
Mac and cheese commercial.
- I thought you hated
Mac and cheese.
- Mmm. Not after
- watching that commercial.
- Mmm. It's amazing.
- Just like sharky's
- amazing Mac and cheese.
- Yes, it is.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
- I've got some cheeseness
- to attend to.
- So nobody thinks that
something is wrong here?
- Uh, I do.
- Like, you're not in your seats
- for awesomest video.
- Oh.
- Oh, oh, yeah.
- Get out there
and get me my rocket!
- All right, tween choice.
Let's have some mindless fun
with mindless behavior!
- We're here to announce the...
- we didn't even get
to say anything.
- Yeah, seemed a little too...
- Fast.
- The nominees
for awesomest video are...
Just incredible
by Justin Timberlake.
- There's Lucy.
- Okay.
- So after the award,
- the dream team will...
James, no... James...
- black-eyed video
by Black Eyed Peas.
- James, what are you doing?
- Apologizing for earlier.
- And it's really great
- to see you.
- Apology accepted.
- You dumped me for her
by cool new artist nominee
Lucy stone.
- But I think
- you should go now.
- Oh, why?
- 'Cause you don't want me around?
- No, because you're on camera,
- and you're about
- to be nominated.
- And confetti falling
by big time rush.
- All:
- And the rocket goes to...
Justin Timberlake!
- We lost!
- And we're out
of Mac and cheese.
- Get him!
- Well, that's 0 for 2
on purple rockets
and my Lucy dream.
- Now it's time for
my dream, team.
Help Logan find
the legendary room of goop.
I bet you a spy
could help us find it.
We should go find Alexa.
- Alexa is not a spy.
- And we're still up
- for three awards,
- So please do not lead us
- on a wild-goop chase.
- What level are we on?
- Uh, three, nine?
- This is a bad idea.
- Oh, stop worrying.
This is gonna be awesome
when Logan mitchell/explorer
- locates the mythical source
- of goop.
Dream team,
feast your eyes on...
Sharkus at an evil control panel
with an ominous countdown clock.
- Big time rush.
You seem to have stumbled upon
my cheesy operation.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
So... bye.
All: Uh-oh.
- Please stay awhile.
I insist.
- I told you every
- time we do a one-hour TV special
Something goes wrong!
- Now, I know you've already met
- sharky the shark.
Let me introduce my cheese men.
They're trained in the art
of cheese fu.
Or is it kung cheese?
Cheese fu.
- And don't even think about
- trying to escape,
Because I have more on the way.
More cheese men.
A.s.a. Cheese.
Yeah, that was...
That was too fast.
- Quick, jump the shark!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Go, go, go!
- Oh!
- You just had to look
- for the goop room.
- My dream was
- to have a girlfriend,
Not be destroyed by cheese men!
- Okay, let's... everybody get up
and get them!
- They're chasing us!
- Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Where are we going?
- I don't know.
- I didn't dream this far.
- Yeah.
- How about not that way?
- Yeah.
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Go! Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
♪ Tonight is what we make it,
make it ♪
- Just hide.
- Go, go, go.
- Go, go.
- Close it. Close it. Close it.
- Close it. Close it.
- Purple.
- The legend is true.
We found it!
Ooh.
- What are you doing?
- You never know when
- you're gonna need a little goop.
Take in the glory, dream team.
We are the first to witness
this spectacle.
- Okay. Dream complete.
Now let's go...
- Well...
We were kind of hoping
we'd get gooped tonight.
- Yes.
But not like this!
- Ooh, ooh!
- What was that?
She is a spy!
I told you she was a spy.
And she's
a beautiful spy, too.
- Thank you.
- I'm looking for sharkus.
- Do you know where he is?
- Yeah.
- Uh...
- Yeah, I be... we went up three...
- no, down...
- When you see a big, scary,
- walking shark,
Take a left.
- Got it.
- Wait, you're not leaving me.
I mean, us.
- Duty calls. But you guys
- should enjoy the show.
I got this.
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- You know, being invisible
- was always one of my dreams.
- No.
Award time!
- Oh!
- Coming up, your choice
for awesomest hair!
- And get your cheese-d
- glasses ready
- For sharky's Mac and cheese
- for life giveaway!
- Depending on how much
- Mac and cheese you eat,
That prize could be worth
over $3 billion.
- Sharky's Mac and cheese
and TV star Jett stetson.
I mean, is this the palm woods,
- or are you
- in vip party room heaven?
- It's the palm woods,
- because it doesn't have
- Austin mahone,
And it doesn't have sharky.
- Who could that be?
- Yo, Katie!
Sharky's in the house!
Whoo!
Is this a vip party or what?
- Uh, sharky doesn't talk.
- How did I forget that?
- Sorry, mom,
- but nothing is gonna make this
- A tween choice award
- vip party.
- Wait.
Did you say tween choice?
- We're karmin,
- and we're here to present this
- year's awesomest hair award.
- And the nominees are...
- Jett stetson...
- That's tonight?
- Amy heidemann of karmin...
And James diamond
from big time rush.
- And the purple rocket
- goes to...
- Amy heidemann from karmin!
- I'm not upset,
because my Lucy dream
is still alive.
- And you know
what they always say.
- Oh, it's an honor
- just to be nominated.
- Thank you so much
- for your support.
- No, it's not!
Oh, god, Katie, I'm so sad!
- Mom, I love you,
- but please stop.
This will never be a vip party.
You invited palm woods teens?
All: Katie!
- I just wanted to see
Austin mahone.
- Austin mahone is up next to
present awesomest onscreen kiss
with Lucy stone,
coming up.
- If James wants to kiss Lucy,
he needs to be next to her.
So...
- Oh, hey, guys.
- I'm off to present
- a purple rocket with Lucy stone.
- Cool.
Austin, who's your buddy?
- You guys are?
- Yep.
And what do buddies
do for each other?
- You're about to tell me?
- We would like to make a deal
- with you
- Where you let James present
- the big kiss award with Lucy.
- What's the deal?
- That... that's pretty much it.
- Yeah, that's the deal.
- Mm-hmm.
- Look, it's his dream
- to kiss her tonight,
And this might be his last shot.
- Please, please, please,
- please, please, please.
- All right.
- Welcome back
- to tween choice.
- Give it up for pop
- prince and Princess
Lucy stone and Austin...
Big time rush's James diamond.
- Um, we're here tonight
to present the award
for awesomest onscreen kiss.
- It's that moment on the big
screen that captures our hearts
until the girl in the movie
leaves for Europe
without saying good-bye.
- And here we go.
- Right.
But then the girl comes back.
Yeah.
For an hour TV special.
- This movie
- sounds terrible.
- Shh!
- No, because
- what the guy doesn't know
Was...
She came back for him.
- She did?
- She did.
All: Aww.
- Dream team.
All:
- Well, that was dreamy.
- Ooh, I'll be right back.
- The dream team still has
- one more dream
To make come true.
- And the only dream left is...
Both: Carlos.
Both: Carlos' girlfriend dream.
- We're sick of being nice,
and we want an answer now.
- So who do you want
- to be your girlfriend?
- Uh...
- What about me?
- Get in there.
- Oh...
You want to be my girlfriend?
- I've kind of had a crush
- on you since your first album.
- Well, why didn't you tell me?
- I'm shy.
All: You?
- What can I say?
- I'm a shy spy.
- Let's get out of here,
- jennifers.
- I think one d
is in the vip room.
- But I have to warn you.
It's not easy dating a spy.
- You never know
- when you might get caught
- In the middle
- of a dangerous mission.
I don't care.
- Uh, yeah, pardon me.
Did you say dangerous?
- Yes, and I'm in one now.
I can't find sharkus'
cheesy headquarters,
and I need your help.
- Dream team is in.
All: We'll help you find it.
- Found it.
- What's your plan, sharkus?
- Why don't I let
- sharky the shark tell you?
- That's right. You don't talk.
- You're a shark.
When your commercial airs
in 13 minutes,
I will transmit my hypno beam
to the satellites
and into the homes
of 21 million viewers.
And at the precise moment
when you reveal
the secret cheese code,
I'll activate the real secret...
My cheezmotizer!
- Do we get to kiss again?
- Maybe later.
- Which when viewed
wearing my cheese-d glasses
will make their heads explode!
- What?
- What? No!
- I'm just kidding.
- That's crazy talk.
When the square things flash,
I'll push up
on these giant levers,
- and then everyone
- will just crave
Sharky's Mac and cheese for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- Our night of dreams is
- gonna end in a cheesy nightmare.
- An earlier test I did
proved its effectiveness.
That was the gesture.
You're supposed to do it then.
- You're supposed
- to slide the panel...
- That was the gesture!
- I don't know how you...
What do you know?
You're a shark.
- Welcome back to...
- The best Mac and cheese
- in the whole world.
You got to try it.
- Try my Mac and cheese.
- I don't want it!
- It's the best Mac and cheese!
- Okay.
That explains that.
- The dream team will stop you,
- sharkus.
You'll never get away with this.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Yeah, yeah!
- You're never gonna
- get away with this.
- Okay,
- he might get away with it.
- Welcome to the cheese squeeze.
- Um, and what is that exactly?
- Sure, I'll explain it.
So you guys are the cheese,
and you get squeezed.
- Uh-oh!
- Cheese you later.
- Dream team,
activate panic mode.
- Ah!
- Help!
- Help!
- Okay, new dream...
Not getting cheese squeezed!
- Guys, don't worry.
- My spy girlfriend
- will help us get out of here.
- Right, right, right.
- Do you have any spy gear
- to help us out?
- This erases memories.
Not helpful.
Uh, this disguises my voice!
Hello, guv'nor.
- How does this happen to us?
- I don't know!
This!
- Ooh!
- Is that one of those lasers
- that can cut through the fence?
- No, it's a toothbrush.
- It brushes teeth.
- Oh...
- No!
- Come on!
- Oh! Oh!
We just have to hit that button.
- Or short it out.
- With what?
- With... with the...
Goop!
Okay, one...
Uh!
- Oh, god.
- Oh.
- Okay, our commercial airs
- in ten minutes.
What's the plan?
- Uh...
- Um...
- Oh, I've got a plan,
- but first you guys are up
- for awesomest look.
- Oh,
- but we can't leave you now.
- But we do look awesome.
- Meet me in the goop room
- in five minutes.
Good luck.
That is so cool.
Okay, come on.
- Go, go, go, go!
- And the winner
of awesomest look is...
Justin bieber!
- Justin couldn't make it
- tonight,
But hold on
to those cheese-d glasses.
We are less than
ten minutes away
- from the big sharky's Mac
- and cheese for life giveaway!
- I can't believe I'm here
- and not there.
- No, I can't believe
I'm here and not there.
This entire night is a bust.
- Well, I'm sorry
- you're having such a bad time.
What?
Everyone is getting
their dreams tonight...
Except you.
- Mom?
- Yeah?
- You still have
- the shark head on.
The only dream I ever had
was for you kids to be happy.
- Mom, we are so happy.
And this is not a lame party.
It's awesome
'cause I'm with you,
and you always make me
feel like a vip.
- It's not a lame party?
- No.
Just cheesy.
Now let's party!
All: Yeah!
- Do we get to kiss now?
- Definitely later.
Okay, here. Grab a hose.
- Got it.
What do we do with it?
- We stop sharkus.
- Hmm, okay.
Uh, one big yellow problem...
Uh, this place is crawling
with cheese men.
- Yeah. That's a problem.
- Actually,
not for the dream team.
- Cheese men,
fan out
and protect the perimeter.
If you see anyone, stop them.
I don't want any more
distractions.
Go!
And now it's time
to prepare my cheezmotizer.
- Okay, we'll be right back.
- But right now
- get out your cheese-d glasses
For sharky's win Mac and cheese
for life 3-d giveaway!
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
- Oh, glasses on!
Hurry! Glasses on!
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
♪ up, up, up, up
to get up, get up ♪
- Oh, hi, guys.
- It is a catchy song.
- ♪ It's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
- The world
- is about to have need...
- Tired of waiting for dinner?
- Make it
- sharky's Mac and cheese.
- The need for cheese!
All: And now it's time to see
if you're the big-time winner.
Hey, sharkus!
- Who said that?
- So goop to see you.
- But now it's time to say
goop night.
Pass.
- Goop, here it is.
- But you're too late!
- That was kind of
- anticlimactic, wasn't it?
- I guess none of us won.
- Okay. So who wants more
- Mac and cheese?
All: No.
- And now back to
the tween choice awards.
- Okay, being invisible dream
- complete.
- My plan.
It's ruined!
I've been ruined by a boy band!
That's so cheesy!
All: Very cheesy.
- Okay.
Time for the last purple rocket
of the night...
Awesomest song.
- We're up for favorite song.
- Like we're gonna win it.
- And the winner is
we are by big time rush!
- See?
All: Oh!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Whoo!
- Wait!
- Big time rush?
- We got to go!
- Uh-oh!
All: Oh!
- Revenge time, sharky.
Ruin their dreams.
Don't let them get to the stage.
Obey me, you dumb shark!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Thanks, sharky!
- Did you just give me the fin?
- I won! I won! I won!
I won! I won!
- Big time rush?
- Where are they?
- Go, go, go!
- Go!
- Run!
- Big time rush?
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Hurry! Hurry!
- Big time rush!
Both: Yes!
- Well, looks like Gustavo
finally got his rocket.
- And all of our dreams
came true tonight.
- Except for you, dreamless.
You never told us your dream.
- This is it.
Look where we are.
We're all up here together.
That's my dream.
And we made it come true.
- Well, ready?
All: Let's spin.
- ♪ Thinking we don't want to
get caught up in overthinking ♪
♪ We got to keep on living
for these moments ♪
- ♪ Life's too short
to sit and wait ♪
All:
♪ And we are the light
that's shining down ♪
♪ you can hear us
drowning out the sound ♪
- ♪ You know
- there's nothing wrong ♪
- ♪ I know we're gonna be
somebody someday ♪
- ♪ Life's too short
to sit and wait ♪
All:
♪ And we are the light
that's shining down ♪
♪ you can hear us
drowning out the sound ♪
- All right. All right.
- Hey, that does it
- for tween choice.
And remember, no matter
what anyone tells you,
never, ever stop dreaming!
- Well, my dream came true.
I finally got my rocket,
and Alexa gave us that thingy.
- Which reversed your love
of Mac and cheese.
- And with sharkus in jail,
- I was able to buy giganticorps
- for a steal,
- Making me the number one ceo
- in the country,
All thanks to the dream team.
- And it looks like
- they're still going.
- Why so bummed, baby sis?
- Oh, I had a great day.
Just, you know,
not my dream day.
- Right.
- Dream team?
- Austin, Katie.
Katie, Austin.
- Hey, Katie. The guys have
- told me so much about you.
- Oh, really?
Like what?
- That, uh,
- if they didn't invite me
- To the after-party to meet you,
- you would've killed them.
- Aw.
- I would have.
- Activate
- "leave them alone" mode.
- Okay.
- Well, the only dream
- still unfulfilled
- Is Carlos
- getting a real girlfriend.
- Girls:
- He's trying, though.
- Alexa, are you here?
Alexa, are you here?
- Having a spy girlfriend
- is tough.
- Told you we'd kiss later.
- Invisible kisses?
- Having a spy girlfriend
- is awesome.
- Well, this story's wrapping up
- quite nicely.
- Big time.
- And who knows what adventures
- lie ahead for the dream team?
- Oh.
It's just Gustavo.
- Just Gustavo?
Have you forgotten I'm amazing?
Now dance!
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you've got,
so you got to live it big time ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
- ♪ it's the only life
- you've got ♪
♪ So you got to live it
big time ♪
sharky's Mac and cheese
presents the biggest,
the loudest,
and the messiest night
of TV ever!
- It's the tween choice awards
- with me, Nick Cannon.
- Be there for Austin mahone,
mindless behavior, karmin,
- a performance
- from big time rush,
And their live 3-d commercial
- revealing sharky's
- Mac and cheese for life winner.
All: Don't forget to wear
your cheese-d glasses!
- You picked the best,
and we make a mess
tomorrow night live.
- And find out
who will get gooped!
- Okay, jumbo screen test done.
Big time rush rehearsal next.
- This is amazing!
- We've been watching this show
- all our lives,
And now we're performing on it.
- Dogs, tomorrow night is the
night we have worked so long and
so hard for.
Live from
the tween choice awards,
all of your dreams
will come true.
- Wait. You mean I'm finally
gonna get a girlfriend?
- And I finally
- get to kiss Lucy,
- Which can't happen
- 'cause she's touring Europe.
- And I will find
- the oft-rumored yet never seen
Tween choice goop room,
the legendary source of goop.
- Yeah, please don't do that.
- Ah, yeah.
The dream is to win the amazing
Gustavo rocque his first purple
rocket.
What's with you?
- Why aren't you shouting out
- your dream?
- Well,
- it's just that every time
We do an hour-long TV special,
something goes horribly wrong.
Both: What?
All: What?
- Well, tween choice
is an hour long,
and it is special.
- I just don't want anything
- to go wrong.
- What could go wrong?
- Uh, yeah, we're up for five
- tween choice awards,
We're giving away
Mac and cheese for life,
and you're singing in front
of 21 million people worldwide.
- And that's 21 million minds
that will be under my control,
making my dream come true.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got,
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Okay.
- So before
- our dream day tomorrow,
We've got a huge day today.
- Which includes recording
a song and shooting a commercial
for sharky's live Mac and cheese
for life giveaway,
- which helps my dream come true
- of someday becoming
The number one ceo
in the country.
- But first...
Dress rehearsal
with Nick Cannon!
- What up? What up? What up?
- What up? What up? What up?
- Man,
- this show is gonna be so big.
I mean, you guys are here,
we got Alexa vega
from spy kids,
and Lucy stone
just agreed to come.
- Lucy's gonna be here?
- Yeah, man, I mean, she's - flying
in from Europe just for - The show.
- Well, that's amazing.
Where's the goop room?
- Logan, that's a rumor.
- Oh, okay, Nick...
A purple goopy rumor
that I will find.
- Okay, let's get
- dress rehearsal going.
Let's get cameras rolling.
- And let's get up
with big time rush.
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
- ♪ You're gonna love this,
just wait ♪
Both: ♪ take my hand,
don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna live out
our dreams ♪
♪ you and me together,
no make-believe ♪
- ♪ we're picking up
- from where we started ♪
♪ We're gonna take it
one step farther ♪
- Both: ♪ they'll never leave us
- brokenhearted ♪
All: ♪ it's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
♪ it's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
♪ up, up, up, up,
to get up, get up ♪
♪ it's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
♪ It's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
- If you're tired
- of waiting for dinner,
Make it
sharky's Mac and cheese.
- All: And now it's time to see
- if you're the big-time winner.
- And cut.
- Hey, uh,
- what's with the square things?
- Hmm, looks like
a crossword puzzle.
- I think I see a dog.
- I'll let the man behind
- the Mac and cheese explain it,
Martin sharkus.
- The man took a simple Mac and
- cheese recipe... a food I hate...
And took over
the giganticorps empire,
making him
a more powerful ceo than me,
which I also hate.
- But we both agree that
- big time rush would be perfect
Starring with sharky the shark.
- Ooh, what's up, sharky?
- Hey, sharky!
- In my "win Mac and cheese
for life giveaway,"
and when your commercial
airs live,
those square things will flash
a secret 3-d cheese code,
making somebody very happy.
- And with 21 million people
- watching,
That will be me.
What?
- Uh, it's just that your laugh
- sounded a little evil.
- Little bit.
- Yeah, it did.
- Deep voice.
I don't think so.
It's...
- You know what?
- That did sound evil.
I get that.
I... you're right.
That's a wrap, everybody!
- So nobody else got a bad vibe
from this sharkus guy?
- You're right.
We need to join forces
- and search underneath
- the tween choice arena
For the goop room.
- No.
- Dream killer.
- So Lucy leaves
- without saying good-bye,
- And now she's back without
- saying, "let's get together."
- I'm mad.
- No.
Your dream is to kiss her.
- So go put on a nice outfit
- for the award show
To be nice to her in.
- I will!
- Ooh, um,
you guys know that the award
show's tomorrow, right?
- We're just testing out some
- tween choice presenter fashions
And heels.
- The stars of rock camp 9
and the Danica Patrick movie
are presenting the award
for awesomest music act.
- Hopefully to big time rush.
- Well, according to Gustavo,
- it is the night that
- all of our dreams come true.
- Yeah, except for my dream
of ever getting a girlfriend.
- Wait.
- What about the jennifers?
- That was one date
- with each of them,
And one date does not count
as a girlfriend.
- Right.
And then they just disappeared.
- Like they were
- gone with the wind.
- Oh, the jennifers!
You're back!
Sort of.
- We're hitting tween choice
- to promote our movie
- mermaid surfer princesses 3
- That we just finished
- in Australia.
- Well, two of us.
- Jennifer still has
- one more scene to shoot
Where she gets her tail back.
- And we're so sorry for how we
treated Carlos all those times,
so we're back for him, too.
All: This him?
- After being away
for ten months,
- it made us realize
- that there's no one sweeter...
- or cuter than Carlos.
Isn't that right,
cutout Jennifer?
- Uh...
- But you can only pick
- one of us.
- And we know
that's a tough decision,
- so we're gonna give you till the
- end of tween choice to decide.
Both: Mm-hmm.
- Oh, the jennifers are back!
All: And they're nice.
- And they want me.
I guess this is the night
all our dreams come true.
- Did you get 'em?
- Did you get 'em?
Yes!
- My dreams
- of meeting Austin mahone
Will finally come true.
- Yes, but it will be
- a nightmare if you lose these,
Because they cannot be replaced.
- Which means I will put them
- in a safe place.
- No, I will.
- Can't you risk you
- losing my ticket to Austin.
- Okay.
Tween choice awards/
purple carpet outfit
ready for me to give Lucy
a piece of my mind.
Or lips.
I'm conflicted.
- You know,
- walking the purple carpet
Has always been a dream of mine.
- How many dreams do you have?
- A lot more than you,
- dreamless.
- And he should have
- lots of dreams,
'cause tomorrow
all our dreams come true
at...
All: The tween choice awards!
- Welcome to the tween choice
- purple carpet.
I'm Ryan Newman,
- and with me as always
- is sharky the shark.
Are you ready for lots of goop
and lots of stars tonight?
I think that's a yes.
Oh, and here come the stars,
like nominee Lucy stone.
- Who are you looking forward
- to seeing tonight?
- Uh, well, Ryan,
- I can't wait to see...
- Is it James diamond
- from big time rush?
'Cause here he is.
- Oh.
- Uh...
Hi, James.
- Oh, ho, ho.
Looks like Lucy
is good at saying hi.
What about good-bye, though,
- like when she goes away
- on a European tour
And doesn't say good-bye, hmm?
Ask her that, Ryan.
- Are you sure
- you want to do this right now?
- Ah, so who do you think's
- gonna get gooped tonight, guys?
- All I'm saying is that
- it would've been nice
To get one good-bye.
- Okay.
How's this?
Good-bye.
- Can you believe that?
- And can you believe
that tonight live
big time rush is giving away
sharky's Mac and cheese
for life?
- That's right.
- Yes.
And I'm getting a girlfriend.
- Are you ready
- for the craziest hour on TV?
- Uh, well, we've had some
- trouble in the past
With hour TV specials, Ryan.
- So I'm just gonna make sure
- nothing goes wrong tonight.
- Keep an eye
on the tall, skinny one.
Wendell.
No, Kendall.
For nothing is to get in the way
of the big cheese.
Is it Wendell or Kendall?
Kendall? Really?
Well, little does Kendall know
that tonight
21 million viewers
will be under my control,
all with the help
of big time rush.
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
All: ♪ it's time to get up,
get up ♪
- Sharky's Mac and cheese
for life giveaway presents
- the 24th annual
- tween choice awards!
- And now
- here's your explosive host,
Nick Cannon!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
What's up, tween choice?
We got big time rush.
We got mindless behavior.
We got spy kid Alexa vega.
- And we've got
two shrunken vip passes.
- What were you thinking?
- You said
- put them someplace safe.
- So you put them
- in the dishwasher?
- You never do the dishes.
- And now I'm not gonna
- get into sharky's vip room
To meet Austin.
- Well, we could...
Make some sharky's
Mac and cheese
and have our own vip party.
- Can Austin come?
- I think he has plans.
- We got Austin mahone.
- Um, but...
- But, no, yeah,
- they were very cool.
I really liked the...
The jet packs.
But, no, yeah, they were very...
- Okay, the first award
- you guys are up for
Is awesomest music group.
All: Sweet.
- And remember,
- when you win that purple rocket,
I want you to tell
those 21 million viewers
I'm wonderful and amazing.
I hate Mac and cheese!
- Okay, let's focus.
- When do we look
- for the goop room?
- No goop room.
And no trouble.
- And no dreams.
- Hey, I have dreams.
- Uh, yeah,
you haven't said one yet.
- Then why did I
- just form the dream team?
- Sounds stupid.
- What is it?
- An alliance
- where we all put our hands in
And vow to help fulfill
each other's dreams tonight.
- I'm in.
- Let's do it.
- Dream team!
- Right, now,
- initiate girlfriend
- dream launch.
Oh...
I don't know which one.
- Whichever one catches you
- is your girlfriend.
Dream team...
Both: Fire!
You're Alexa vega from spy kids.
- And you're Carlos
from big time rush.
- Are you a spy in real life?
- No.
That was just a movie.
Why?
Are you in danger?
- 'Cause I see two girls
- and a cutout coming your way.
- Look, guys, Alexa vega
- was the first girl to catch me.
And then she disappeared.
What if she's a spy
in real life?
- What if the jennifers
- are really as nice
As they seemed by the pool?
- Carlos?
- Have you picked yet?
- I mean, we're nicer now,
but we still hate waiting.
- Well, you'll have
- to wait longer.
- 'Cause Camille and Jo
- are presenting the first award!
All: Dream team away!
- All right, tween choice.
Give it up for rock camp 9's
Camille Roberts
and from zombies, zombies,
always zombies, Jo Taylor.
- We are here to announce
- the winner
- for awesomest music group.
- Wait, Jo,
- did you say
- "awesomest music goop"?
- It's magnificent.
- And the purple rocket
goes to...
- Come on. Come on.
Both:
One direction.
- Oh, I want that rocket!
- Doesn't surprise me.
- Both:
- They had a good year.
- Okay, they still have
- four more chances for a rocket,
And we've got lots
of sharky's Mac and cheese
in the v.I. Crib room.
- Mom,
- no matter how hard you try,
This will never be a vip room.
- Ooh, is there a party in here?
- Oh, it looks more
like a vip room to me.
- And there's television!
- And Mac and cheese!
- Yeah.
- You know, I prefer
- watching an event
- Rather than actually
- being there.
- Oh, me too.
- That looks like
- a lot of screaming,
- And here I'm so close
- to the bathroom.
- Ooh, and don't forget
our v.I. Cheese-d glasses
for our free Mac and cheese
for life giveaway.
- My mom put you up to this?
- No.
This is just so awesome.
- You know,
- the tween choice award vip room
Has sharky the shark.
- Do you see
- sharky the shark in here?
- Ah, ha, ha!
- Okay.
Next up, dream team,
is my kiss with Lucy.
- And...
- Hi.
- We got to go change.
- They say it takes up to
- three hours to get the goop out.
- But it was totally worth it.
- Hmm.
The viscosity's dense,
- so although it falls
- from the sky,
- It must sit stored
- in the bowels of the arena.
- Ew.
And we'll see you guys
- at the after-party
- we've always dreamed of.
- What after-party?
- You're the dream team.
You guys figure it out.
- Oh, great.
Now Lucy's gone.
- Uh, is sharky staring at us?
- Maybe he's just thinking
- about the ocean and stuff.
- Okay, and stop worrying
- about hour specials.
- Yeah, I mean,
- do you see
- a beach drag race anywhere
- Or a Griffin
- trying to break up the band
- Or a bunch of henchmen
- in jumpsuits?
- Okay, ignore that.
- Excuse me.
Uh, what is this?
- It's the v.I. Cheese room...
The giganticorps vip room
within the vip room.
- Where we just got done
- screening
Your amazing
Mac and cheese commercial.
- I thought you hated
Mac and cheese.
- Mmm. Not after
- watching that commercial.
- Mmm. It's amazing.
- Just like sharky's
- amazing Mac and cheese.
- Yes, it is.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
- I've got some cheeseness
- to attend to.
- So nobody thinks that
something is wrong here?
- Uh, I do.
- Like, you're not in your seats
- for awesomest video.
- Oh.
- Oh, oh, yeah.
- Get out there
and get me my rocket!
- All right, tween choice.
Let's have some mindless fun
with mindless behavior!
- We're here to announce the...
- we didn't even get
to say anything.
- Yeah, seemed a little too...
- Fast.
- The nominees
for awesomest video are...
Just incredible
by Justin Timberlake.
- There's Lucy.
- Okay.
- So after the award,
- the dream team will...
James, no... James...
- black-eyed video
by Black Eyed Peas.
- James, what are you doing?
- Apologizing for earlier.
- And it's really great
- to see you.
- Apology accepted.
- You dumped me for her
by cool new artist nominee
Lucy stone.
- But I think
- you should go now.
- Oh, why?
- 'Cause you don't want me around?
- No, because you're on camera,
- and you're about
- to be nominated.
- And confetti falling
by big time rush.
- All:
- And the rocket goes to...
Justin Timberlake!
- We lost!
- And we're out
of Mac and cheese.
- Get him!
- Well, that's 0 for 2
on purple rockets
and my Lucy dream.
- Now it's time for
my dream, team.
Help Logan find
the legendary room of goop.
I bet you a spy
could help us find it.
We should go find Alexa.
- Alexa is not a spy.
- And we're still up
- for three awards,
- So please do not lead us
- on a wild-goop chase.
- What level are we on?
- Uh, three, nine?
- This is a bad idea.
- Oh, stop worrying.
This is gonna be awesome
when Logan mitchell/explorer
- locates the mythical source
- of goop.
Dream team,
feast your eyes on...
Sharkus at an evil control panel
with an ominous countdown clock.
- Big time rush.
You seem to have stumbled upon
my cheesy operation.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
So... bye.
All: Uh-oh.
- Please stay awhile.
I insist.
- I told you every
- time we do a one-hour TV special
Something goes wrong!
- Now, I know you've already met
- sharky the shark.
Let me introduce my cheese men.
They're trained in the art
of cheese fu.
Or is it kung cheese?
Cheese fu.
- And don't even think about
- trying to escape,
Because I have more on the way.
More cheese men.
A.s.a. Cheese.
Yeah, that was...
That was too fast.
- Quick, jump the shark!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Go, go, go!
- Oh!
- You just had to look
- for the goop room.
- My dream was
- to have a girlfriend,
Not be destroyed by cheese men!
- Okay, let's... everybody get up
and get them!
- They're chasing us!
- Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Where are we going?
- I don't know.
- I didn't dream this far.
- Yeah.
- How about not that way?
- Yeah.
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Go! Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
♪ Tonight is what we make it,
make it ♪
- Just hide.
- Go, go, go.
- Go, go.
- Close it. Close it. Close it.
- Close it. Close it.
- Purple.
- The legend is true.
We found it!
Ooh.
- What are you doing?
- You never know when
- you're gonna need a little goop.
Take in the glory, dream team.
We are the first to witness
this spectacle.
- Okay. Dream complete.
Now let's go...
- Well...
We were kind of hoping
we'd get gooped tonight.
- Yes.
But not like this!
- Ooh, ooh!
- What was that?
She is a spy!
I told you she was a spy.
And she's
a beautiful spy, too.
- Thank you.
- I'm looking for sharkus.
- Do you know where he is?
- Yeah.
- Uh...
- Yeah, I be... we went up three...
- no, down...
- When you see a big, scary,
- walking shark,
Take a left.
- Got it.
- Wait, you're not leaving me.
I mean, us.
- Duty calls. But you guys
- should enjoy the show.
I got this.
- Oh!
- Ooh.
- You know, being invisible
- was always one of my dreams.
- No.
Award time!
- Oh!
- Coming up, your choice
for awesomest hair!
- And get your cheese-d
- glasses ready
- For sharky's Mac and cheese
- for life giveaway!
- Depending on how much
- Mac and cheese you eat,
That prize could be worth
over $3 billion.
- Sharky's Mac and cheese
and TV star Jett stetson.
I mean, is this the palm woods,
- or are you
- in vip party room heaven?
- It's the palm woods,
- because it doesn't have
- Austin mahone,
And it doesn't have sharky.
- Who could that be?
- Yo, Katie!
Sharky's in the house!
Whoo!
Is this a vip party or what?
- Uh, sharky doesn't talk.
- How did I forget that?
- Sorry, mom,
- but nothing is gonna make this
- A tween choice award
- vip party.
- Wait.
Did you say tween choice?
- We're karmin,
- and we're here to present this
- year's awesomest hair award.
- And the nominees are...
- Jett stetson...
- That's tonight?
- Amy heidemann of karmin...
And James diamond
from big time rush.
- And the purple rocket
- goes to...
- Amy heidemann from karmin!
- I'm not upset,
because my Lucy dream
is still alive.
- And you know
what they always say.
- Oh, it's an honor
- just to be nominated.
- Thank you so much
- for your support.
- No, it's not!
Oh, god, Katie, I'm so sad!
- Mom, I love you,
- but please stop.
This will never be a vip party.
You invited palm woods teens?
All: Katie!
- I just wanted to see
Austin mahone.
- Austin mahone is up next to
present awesomest onscreen kiss
with Lucy stone,
coming up.
- If James wants to kiss Lucy,
he needs to be next to her.
So...
- Oh, hey, guys.
- I'm off to present
- a purple rocket with Lucy stone.
- Cool.
Austin, who's your buddy?
- You guys are?
- Yep.
And what do buddies
do for each other?
- You're about to tell me?
- We would like to make a deal
- with you
- Where you let James present
- the big kiss award with Lucy.
- What's the deal?
- That... that's pretty much it.
- Yeah, that's the deal.
- Mm-hmm.
- Look, it's his dream
- to kiss her tonight,
And this might be his last shot.
- Please, please, please,
- please, please, please.
- All right.
- Welcome back
- to tween choice.
- Give it up for pop
- prince and Princess
Lucy stone and Austin...
Big time rush's James diamond.
- Um, we're here tonight
to present the award
for awesomest onscreen kiss.
- It's that moment on the big
screen that captures our hearts
until the girl in the movie
leaves for Europe
without saying good-bye.
- And here we go.
- Right.
But then the girl comes back.
Yeah.
For an hour TV special.
- This movie
- sounds terrible.
- Shh!
- No, because
- what the guy doesn't know
Was...
She came back for him.
- She did?
- She did.
All: Aww.
- Dream team.
All:
- Well, that was dreamy.
- Ooh, I'll be right back.
- The dream team still has
- one more dream
To make come true.
- And the only dream left is...
Both: Carlos.
Both: Carlos' girlfriend dream.
- We're sick of being nice,
and we want an answer now.
- So who do you want
- to be your girlfriend?
- Uh...
- What about me?
- Get in there.
- Oh...
You want to be my girlfriend?
- I've kind of had a crush
- on you since your first album.
- Well, why didn't you tell me?
- I'm shy.
All: You?
- What can I say?
- I'm a shy spy.
- Let's get out of here,
- jennifers.
- I think one d
is in the vip room.
- But I have to warn you.
It's not easy dating a spy.
- You never know
- when you might get caught
- In the middle
- of a dangerous mission.
I don't care.
- Uh, yeah, pardon me.
Did you say dangerous?
- Yes, and I'm in one now.
I can't find sharkus'
cheesy headquarters,
and I need your help.
- Dream team is in.
All: We'll help you find it.
- Found it.
- What's your plan, sharkus?
- Why don't I let
- sharky the shark tell you?
- That's right. You don't talk.
- You're a shark.
When your commercial airs
in 13 minutes,
I will transmit my hypno beam
to the satellites
and into the homes
of 21 million viewers.
And at the precise moment
when you reveal
the secret cheese code,
I'll activate the real secret...
My cheezmotizer!
- Do we get to kiss again?
- Maybe later.
- Which when viewed
wearing my cheese-d glasses
will make their heads explode!
- What?
- What? No!
- I'm just kidding.
- That's crazy talk.
When the square things flash,
I'll push up
on these giant levers,
- and then everyone
- will just crave
Sharky's Mac and cheese for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- Our night of dreams is
- gonna end in a cheesy nightmare.
- An earlier test I did
proved its effectiveness.
That was the gesture.
You're supposed to do it then.
- You're supposed
- to slide the panel...
- That was the gesture!
- I don't know how you...
What do you know?
You're a shark.
- Welcome back to...
- The best Mac and cheese
- in the whole world.
You got to try it.
- Try my Mac and cheese.
- I don't want it!
- It's the best Mac and cheese!
- Okay.
That explains that.
- The dream team will stop you,
- sharkus.
You'll never get away with this.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Yeah, yeah!
- You're never gonna
- get away with this.
- Okay,
- he might get away with it.
- Welcome to the cheese squeeze.
- Um, and what is that exactly?
- Sure, I'll explain it.
So you guys are the cheese,
and you get squeezed.
- Uh-oh!
- Cheese you later.
- Dream team,
activate panic mode.
- Ah!
- Help!
- Help!
- Okay, new dream...
Not getting cheese squeezed!
- Guys, don't worry.
- My spy girlfriend
- will help us get out of here.
- Right, right, right.
- Do you have any spy gear
- to help us out?
- This erases memories.
Not helpful.
Uh, this disguises my voice!
Hello, guv'nor.
- How does this happen to us?
- I don't know!
This!
- Ooh!
- Is that one of those lasers
- that can cut through the fence?
- No, it's a toothbrush.
- It brushes teeth.
- Oh...
- No!
- Come on!
- Oh! Oh!
We just have to hit that button.
- Or short it out.
- With what?
- With... with the...
Goop!
Okay, one...
Uh!
- Oh, god.
- Oh.
- Okay, our commercial airs
- in ten minutes.
What's the plan?
- Uh...
- Um...
- Oh, I've got a plan,
- but first you guys are up
- for awesomest look.
- Oh,
- but we can't leave you now.
- But we do look awesome.
- Meet me in the goop room
- in five minutes.
Good luck.
That is so cool.
Okay, come on.
- Go, go, go, go!
- And the winner
of awesomest look is...
Justin bieber!
- Justin couldn't make it
- tonight,
But hold on
to those cheese-d glasses.
We are less than
ten minutes away
- from the big sharky's Mac
- and cheese for life giveaway!
- I can't believe I'm here
- and not there.
- No, I can't believe
I'm here and not there.
This entire night is a bust.
- Well, I'm sorry
- you're having such a bad time.
What?
Everyone is getting
their dreams tonight...
Except you.
- Mom?
- Yeah?
- You still have
- the shark head on.
The only dream I ever had
was for you kids to be happy.
- Mom, we are so happy.
And this is not a lame party.
It's awesome
'cause I'm with you,
and you always make me
feel like a vip.
- It's not a lame party?
- No.
Just cheesy.
Now let's party!
All: Yeah!
- Do we get to kiss now?
- Definitely later.
Okay, here. Grab a hose.
- Got it.
What do we do with it?
- We stop sharkus.
- Hmm, okay.
Uh, one big yellow problem...
Uh, this place is crawling
with cheese men.
- Yeah. That's a problem.
- Actually,
not for the dream team.
- Cheese men,
fan out
and protect the perimeter.
If you see anyone, stop them.
I don't want any more
distractions.
Go!
And now it's time
to prepare my cheezmotizer.
- Okay, we'll be right back.
- But right now
- get out your cheese-d glasses
For sharky's win Mac and cheese
for life 3-d giveaway!
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
- Oh, glasses on!
Hurry! Glasses on!
All: ♪ get up, get up,
get, get, get up ♪
♪ up, up, up, up
to get up, get up ♪
- Oh, hi, guys.
- It is a catchy song.
- ♪ It's time to get up,
get up, get, get, get up ♪
- The world
- is about to have need...
- Tired of waiting for dinner?
- Make it
- sharky's Mac and cheese.
- The need for cheese!
All: And now it's time to see
if you're the big-time winner.
Hey, sharkus!
- Who said that?
- So goop to see you.
- But now it's time to say
goop night.
Pass.
- Goop, here it is.
- But you're too late!
- That was kind of
- anticlimactic, wasn't it?
- I guess none of us won.
- Okay. So who wants more
- Mac and cheese?
All: No.
- And now back to
the tween choice awards.
- Okay, being invisible dream
- complete.
- My plan.
It's ruined!
I've been ruined by a boy band!
That's so cheesy!
All: Very cheesy.
- Okay.
Time for the last purple rocket
of the night...
Awesomest song.
- We're up for favorite song.
- Like we're gonna win it.
- And the winner is
we are by big time rush!
- See?
All: Oh!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Whoo!
- Wait!
- Big time rush?
- We got to go!
- Uh-oh!
All: Oh!
- Revenge time, sharky.
Ruin their dreams.
Don't let them get to the stage.
Obey me, you dumb shark!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Thanks, sharky!
- Did you just give me the fin?
- I won! I won! I won!
I won! I won!
- Big time rush?
- Where are they?
- Go, go, go!
- Go!
- Run!
- Big time rush?
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Hurry! Hurry!
- Big time rush!
Both: Yes!
- Well, looks like Gustavo
finally got his rocket.
- And all of our dreams
came true tonight.
- Except for you, dreamless.
You never told us your dream.
- This is it.
Look where we are.
We're all up here together.
That's my dream.
And we made it come true.
- Well, ready?
All: Let's spin.
- ♪ Thinking we don't want to
get caught up in overthinking ♪
♪ We got to keep on living
for these moments ♪
- ♪ Life's too short
to sit and wait ♪
All:
♪ And we are the light
that's shining down ♪
♪ you can hear us
drowning out the sound ♪
- ♪ You know
- there's nothing wrong ♪
- ♪ I know we're gonna be
somebody someday ♪
- ♪ Life's too short
to sit and wait ♪
All:
♪ And we are the light
that's shining down ♪
♪ you can hear us
drowning out the sound ♪
- All right. All right.
- Hey, that does it
- for tween choice.
And remember, no matter
what anyone tells you,
never, ever stop dreaming!
- Well, my dream came true.
I finally got my rocket,
and Alexa gave us that thingy.
- Which reversed your love
of Mac and cheese.
- And with sharkus in jail,
- I was able to buy giganticorps
- for a steal,
- Making me the number one ceo
- in the country,
All thanks to the dream team.
- And it looks like
- they're still going.
- Why so bummed, baby sis?
- Oh, I had a great day.
Just, you know,
not my dream day.
- Right.
- Dream team?
- Austin, Katie.
Katie, Austin.
- Hey, Katie. The guys have
- told me so much about you.
- Oh, really?
Like what?
- That, uh,
- if they didn't invite me
- To the after-party to meet you,
- you would've killed them.
- Aw.
- I would have.
- Activate
- "leave them alone" mode.
- Okay.
- Well, the only dream
- still unfulfilled
- Is Carlos
- getting a real girlfriend.
- Girls:
- He's trying, though.
- Alexa, are you here?
Alexa, are you here?
- Having a spy girlfriend
- is tough.
- Told you we'd kiss later.
- Invisible kisses?
- Having a spy girlfriend
- is awesome.
- Well, this story's wrapping up
- quite nicely.
- Big time.
- And who knows what adventures
- lie ahead for the dream team?
- Oh.
It's just Gustavo.
- Just Gustavo?
Have you forgotten I'm amazing?
Now dance!
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you've got,
so you got to live it big time ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
- ♪ it's the only life
- you've got ♪
♪ So you got to live it
big time ♪