Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 3, Episode 7 - Big Time Decision - full transcript
- Male announcer: Previously
- on big time rush...
- What do you mean, the witch
- turned Carlos into a log?
Keep rolling!
- They can't prove anything
- without a body.
- Kendall?
- Jo!
You're in New Zealand
filming a movie...
Three movies.
- Well, the studio tested
- the first film,
And the test audience hated it,
then burned down the theater.
- Then the studio canceled
- the sequels,
And then I came here.
- Jo.
Hi.
I'm Lucy.
I've heard so much about you.
- Hi.
So are you guys... Dating?
- Oh!
I mean,
I guess you could say...
Uh...
Kendall?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- So you get that date
- with Lucy?
- Guess what was banned
- in all 50 states
But I got the last
two bottles of.
- Please don't show us.
- Zom-b-gone.
- Tell me you didn't buy that
- from that stupid late-night
- commercial.
- Zom-b-gone, the only drink
- that gives you
- Complete immunity
- from zombie attacks.
Don't get eaten.
Get zom-b-gone.
Results may or may not occur.
- Go ahead.
- Mock.
- But when the zombie apocalypse
- hits,
Stay away from my zom-b-gone.
- I'm not here.
You haven't seen me.
You don't know where I am.
- Hey, guys.
Both: Jo.
- You're back!
- I'm looking for Kendall.
- He's not here.
- I haven't seen him.
- We don't know where he is.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, okay.
Well, if you see him,
tell him I'm around.
- Of course, yeah.
- Sure.
- See you later.
- I got problems.
- Hey.
- Hey!
Now... go away.
- Great.
- Just sign this form
- saying that
- I worked here
- for three hours
- And learned
- about the record industry.
- Fine.
Wait, doesn't this mean
- that you have to work for me
- for three hours,
Or you don't get
school credit?
- In theory, but I already know
all about the record industry.
- Oh, really?
Well, then, you would know
- that lesson number one
- of the music industry
Is that you have to get me
gingersnap-snaps,
or I'm not gonna sign
your sheet-sheet.
Power!
- Gustavo, I couldn't help
noticing that I need more money.
So where's my next btr album?
- Ah, you know, Griffin,
making an album takes time.
- But we are picking demos,
and we should have something
ready for the holidays.
- Now I can't help noticing
- that I'm sad.
- Just release a digipak
- of remixes.
- Hire a guest dj
- to rework some classics,
- Throw in one new single,
- and you'll be seeing new profits
In less than three weeks.
- Katie, I'm putting you
- in charge of roque records.
- What?
- What?
- What?
- Griffin, she's
in the seventh grade.
- Which means she's young,
- and we all know that youth
- Is what drives the youth-driven
- music business.
- You can't put her
in charge of all of this.
- But I just did.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Power!
- Not here.
- Haven't seen him.
Don't know where he is.
- Well, let him know
we need to talk...
About Jo and stuff.
- Okay, you know you can't
- just hide from your problems.
- Yes, I can.
- Aha!
I knew you were in here!
How could you avoid Jo,
who you dated,
- and Lucy,
- who you just started dating,
- But Jo came back
- and saw you kissing Lucy,
- Who you don't know
- as well as Jo,
- Who you didn't know
- was coming back, and...
Wow.
- No wonder
- you're avoiding them.
- And confused.
You forgot confused.
- Which means you have
to figure out your problem.
- Like, does Jo even want
- to take you back?
- She does.
- She told me.
- She does?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, that.
- But do you still like Jo?
- You guys have been apart
- for a long time,
And you really like Lucy.
- I haven't even thought
- about that.
I guess I don't know
if I still have feelings for Jo.
- Okay, well, then,
let's figure it out.
Take a deep breath.
- Imagine you and Jo are running
- through fields of flowers...
- Yeah, I still like her.
That mouse is smart.
Real smart.
- Just catch it
- before people see it.
What?
- I would like to store
- the last two bottles
- of zom-b-gone
In the palmwoods safe.
- You bought zom-b-gone?
- Zom-b-gone, comes in licorice,
corn, and green flavor. Order
now.
- What a waste of money.
- Actually,
- Norwegian scientists theorize
- That with the rise
- in dirt toxins
And global zooming,
there's a 79% chance
of a zombie apocalypse
occurring in the next
17 fermaherbits.
- How long is that?
- I think it's, like, soon.
- I'll give you 50 bucks
for one bottle and free storage
for yours and my zom-b-gone.
- Show me the money.
- I have to go to an atm.
Don't sell it to anybody
while I'm gone!
- What was that about?
- I just sold my extra bottle
of zom-b-gone to bitters
for... guess what...
50 bucks!
Now who's crazy?
Whoo!
- Where are my music awards?
- Where's my song?
- In case you didn't know,
Griffin is nuts.
And the minute he realizes
- that you don't know
- what you're doing,
He's gonna fire you
and hire me back,
and then I will laugh...
Ha-ha-ha-ha...
And then you will be banned
from roque records forever.
- Katie,
- just give this up now.
You are in way over your head.
- Great news, everyone.
Katie just licensed btr music
- to the new battle blast
- video game
And made us $1.2 million.
- It was nothing, Griffin.
Juice box?
- Uh, well...
It's 5:00 somewhere.
- Okay.
So we now know your problem.
You have to make a decision.
- Do you stay with Lucy
or get back with Jo?
- And how do we solve
- these problems?
- You run from them.
- No.
You confront them...
Head-on.
- Right.
I'm gonna find Jo and Lucy
and discuss this situation
like an adult.
I am confronting my problem.
And now I'm turning around.
Mm-uh...
- Hey!
What's your problem?
- So, Carlos...
- Oh!
- I've been thinking about it,
- and I've decided
- that you should give me
- Your extra bottle
- of zom-b-gone.
- But you said it was stupid.
- It probably is,
- but how dare you
- give it to bitters
Instead of your best friend,
- who, again,
- will probably never need it?
- But bitters is giving me
- 50 bucks for it.
- This will not look good
with rotting flesh.
- I'm back.
Give me the bottle.
- Back off, zombie lunch.
It's mine.
- But we had a deal.
- Ah, deal schmeal.
He's my best friend.
- But I went
- all the way to the atm.
- But I went all the way...
- It's mine.
- Give it to me.
- Give it to me.
- Give it to me.
- To me.
- Give it to me.
- I'm your best friend.
- No, give it to me.
- Give it to me.
- Wow, Kendall.
Jo and Lucy both sound like
amazing girls.
- That's the problem.
- You know,
my grandma used to say,
99% of problems
go away by themselves.
- They just
go away by themselves?
- By themselves.
- They just go away?
- Just go away.
- Problems just go away.
- You're going away?
- Look...
- I'll understand
- if he wants to get back with Jo,
- But I don't want to be around
- to see it.
- If I don't hear from him
- by tonight,
- I'm gonna save myself
- the broken heart
And leave the palmwoods.
- She's leaving the palmwoods?
- It's bad!
- It's Jo!
Both: Locker!
- Hey!
Both: Sorry.
We haven't seen him.
I guess I made a mistake,
- thinking we could just pick up
- where we left off.
Just tell Kendall, if I don't
hear from him by tonight,
then I'm gonna
leave the palmwoods.
- Uh...
- Okay, you're hiding
- from your problems again.
- Yeah, and if I don't
- make up my mind today
And pick Jo or Lucy,
they're both gonna
leave the palmwoods.
- Just choose
- who you like better
And go knock on her door.
- I don't know
- which door to knock on.
I mean, Jo is amazing,
but she's an actress,
- and who's to say
- that she's not gonna leave again
For another big movie?
And Lucy's amazing too,
but we've only been dating
for 96 minutes.
- Mm.
- Okay.
- There's really only one way
- to solve this problem,
- And I didn't want to go here,
- because it's a little extreme,
- But you are gonna have to do
- everything I say
- Because I'm the only one
- who knows how it works.
- Please don't say
- love science.
- Love science!
All right!
This is gonna work great.
- Wait.
- This isn't how you picked me,
- is it?
- What?
- No.
[Men shouting,
[glass breaking]
- I got smartie mouse!
- Ha-ha!
- Ooh!
He's also kind of cute.
I'm gonna call you "brains."
Hi, brains.
- No, we had a deal!
- Deal schmeal!
- Guys!
It's a big decision, okay?
But only one of you
can have my extra bottle
of zom-b-gone.
- Zom-b-gone,
you know it works
- 'cause it says so
- on the label.
- Then think of it this way.
- Who do you want
- to be by your side
During a zombie apocalypse?
Me, your best friend ever,
who has a protective nature,
or a slacking hotel manager
who only ever looks out
for himself?
- I think he wants me...
And my good friend
Benjamin Franklin.
That's unfair.
- I do like Ben.
- Mm-hmm.
- But James is right.
- Who will fight best
- by my side
When the undead invade?
- There's only one way
- to find out.
- Please don't say
zombie apoca-lympics.
- The zombie apoca-lympics!
- Can I get another juice box?
- You want something
- done right,
You got to do it yourself.
- Looks like boss lady didn't
- know about the secret passageway
That leads
right to her office.
And now to find the evidence
that will prove to Griffin
that she has no idea
how to run a record company.
"Katie's q3 objectives:
"Increase profits
by diversifying foreign assets
and restructuring
subsidiary debt."
Boring!
"Install solar-powered toilets"?
That's actually pretty good.
"Book btr for birthday parties
to make extra cash."
Aha!
- Looks like
- your new company president
Is about to destroy
big time rush's image
and profit sharing stuff
by booking them for little
kiddie birthday parties.
Fire when ready, Griffin.
- Katie, is this true?
- Yep.
I booked btr to play
- the sultan of cydonia's
- daughter's sweet 16 party
For $2 million...
And a tank.
- A-shink!
- A-shink indeed,
- Gustavo.
- Keep up the good work,
- Katie.
I have a tank to drive.
- Now, emotions can be
deceptive and confusing.
But heart rate, brain waves,
and sweat levels cannot.
Now, Camille will bring both
Lucy and Jo out by the pool.
You will observe said girls,
- and I will calculate
- all data
To determine
which girl you like better.
- Camille, what are we doing?
- You need to get
- your mind off Kendall,
Which is why you have to see
the rare albino coconut.
- Okay, data coming in.
Okay, 94 bpms.
Carry the two...
Jo got a ten.
- Told you it was cool.
You should get a smoothie.
- Oh, okay.
- And now for Lucy.
- Camille,
- an albino coconut
- Is not gonna help me
- get my mind off Kendall.
- Uh, yeah, it will.
It's really cool.
- 120 over 80
divided by 72 cvms.
Lucy got a ten too.
- They both got tens?
- Uh...
Wait, wait, wait.
N-No, she got an 11...
20?
- She sees me.
- Oh!
- Heart zone reaching
- dangerous levels.
- Now Jo sees me!
- God!
- It's too much love science!
- What do I do?
- Calculate the margin into...
- You run, man!
- Run!
Run!
- Brains, oh,
- you're funny and smart.
Sorry, Buddha Bob!
- Brains?
- Where are you, brains?
Oh, brains!
Brains!
- Now, the pool
- in front of you
Represents radioactive
plasmatic waste.
The first one of you two
to swim through it
and save me from the zombies
that are trying to eat my flesh
wins.
- I'm immune
to plasmatic waste.
- You're going down,
snack food.
- And...
- You're going down!
- Wow!
James wins!
- Yes!
- So that's 73 events
for James,
zero events for bitters,
which brings the score
to 73 to nothing.
But...
The final event
is worth 500 points.
Zombie dance-off!
- ♪ It feels right, girl,
just give me a sign ♪
- I'm not dancing.
I'm your best friend.
Now choose who gets the bottle.
- 500 bucks.
My final offer.
- Fine.
Mr. Bitters,
you're an amazing dancer.
But James is my best friend.
And I want him by my side.
- When I'm a zombie,
I'm eating you two first.
- Wrong, 'cause we have...
- Both:
- Zom-b-gone!
- Oh!
- I'm not protected
- from the zombie apocalypse!
Why'd you do that?
- I'd rather be
a zombie with my best bud
than be human without him.
- Besides, there's no such thing
- as zombies, right?
- Zombie, uh, uh...
- Brains!
- Both:
- It's the zombie apocalypse!
- Go!
- Brains!
Brains!
- Okay, I finished
the cost reports
and the new song you wanted.
Boss.
- And I just finished
coloring my whale.
And I stayed inside the lines.
- And I just finished writing
my letter of resignation.
- You're resigning?
Why?
- Because I've been running
- roque records
For exactly three hours,
which means Gustavo
has to sign my work-study slip.
- Wait, this whole thing
- has been about you
- completing your hours?
- Yep.
- But as my last act
- as president,
I would like to name
Gustavo roque as my successor...
Provided he never bans me
from roque records, ever.
- Done.
- Bye, guys.
- You know, we're all gonna
- be working for her one day.
Both: Yep!
- Hi, big brother.
- Hey, baby sister.
What are you doing here?
- Oh, I just ran roque records.
What are you doing here?
- I just ran from two girls
who are both amazing and...
I don't know what to do.
- You know you can't run
- from your problems.
- They also don't
- go away on their own
- Or get fixed
- with love science.
So I'm not sure
how to solve it.
- You walk.
- What do you mean "walk"?
- Clears the head.
- Yeah, but my head
- won't tell me what to do.
- Of course not,
- but your heart will lead you
Where you need to go.
It always does.
- ♪ If you ain't got nobody
- to love ♪
- ♪ and, girl,
- I'll adore ya ♪
♪ Adore ya,
adore ya ♪
♪ when there's no one
to adore ♪
♪ You put a lightning bolt
on my face ♪
♪ 'cause I want you
to breathe until ♪
All:
♪ No idea
that I'm even here ♪
♪ Whenever you want
to be kissed ♪
♪ oh, I miss you
two seconds after you leave ♪
♪ screaming,
come back to me ♪
- ♪ every time
you come around ♪
All: ♪ you put a lightning bolt
on my face ♪
- ♪ 'cause I want you
to breathe until ♪
All:
All:
- Hey.
- Hey.
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- on big time rush...
- What do you mean, the witch
- turned Carlos into a log?
Keep rolling!
- They can't prove anything
- without a body.
- Kendall?
- Jo!
You're in New Zealand
filming a movie...
Three movies.
- Well, the studio tested
- the first film,
And the test audience hated it,
then burned down the theater.
- Then the studio canceled
- the sequels,
And then I came here.
- Jo.
Hi.
I'm Lucy.
I've heard so much about you.
- Hi.
So are you guys... Dating?
- Oh!
I mean,
I guess you could say...
Uh...
Kendall?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- So you get that date
- with Lucy?
- Guess what was banned
- in all 50 states
But I got the last
two bottles of.
- Please don't show us.
- Zom-b-gone.
- Tell me you didn't buy that
- from that stupid late-night
- commercial.
- Zom-b-gone, the only drink
- that gives you
- Complete immunity
- from zombie attacks.
Don't get eaten.
Get zom-b-gone.
Results may or may not occur.
- Go ahead.
- Mock.
- But when the zombie apocalypse
- hits,
Stay away from my zom-b-gone.
- I'm not here.
You haven't seen me.
You don't know where I am.
- Hey, guys.
Both: Jo.
- You're back!
- I'm looking for Kendall.
- He's not here.
- I haven't seen him.
- We don't know where he is.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, okay.
Well, if you see him,
tell him I'm around.
- Of course, yeah.
- Sure.
- See you later.
- I got problems.
- Hey.
- Hey!
Now... go away.
- Great.
- Just sign this form
- saying that
- I worked here
- for three hours
- And learned
- about the record industry.
- Fine.
Wait, doesn't this mean
- that you have to work for me
- for three hours,
Or you don't get
school credit?
- In theory, but I already know
all about the record industry.
- Oh, really?
Well, then, you would know
- that lesson number one
- of the music industry
Is that you have to get me
gingersnap-snaps,
or I'm not gonna sign
your sheet-sheet.
Power!
- Gustavo, I couldn't help
noticing that I need more money.
So where's my next btr album?
- Ah, you know, Griffin,
making an album takes time.
- But we are picking demos,
and we should have something
ready for the holidays.
- Now I can't help noticing
- that I'm sad.
- Just release a digipak
- of remixes.
- Hire a guest dj
- to rework some classics,
- Throw in one new single,
- and you'll be seeing new profits
In less than three weeks.
- Katie, I'm putting you
- in charge of roque records.
- What?
- What?
- What?
- Griffin, she's
in the seventh grade.
- Which means she's young,
- and we all know that youth
- Is what drives the youth-driven
- music business.
- You can't put her
in charge of all of this.
- But I just did.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Power!
- Not here.
- Haven't seen him.
Don't know where he is.
- Well, let him know
we need to talk...
About Jo and stuff.
- Okay, you know you can't
- just hide from your problems.
- Yes, I can.
- Aha!
I knew you were in here!
How could you avoid Jo,
who you dated,
- and Lucy,
- who you just started dating,
- But Jo came back
- and saw you kissing Lucy,
- Who you don't know
- as well as Jo,
- Who you didn't know
- was coming back, and...
Wow.
- No wonder
- you're avoiding them.
- And confused.
You forgot confused.
- Which means you have
to figure out your problem.
- Like, does Jo even want
- to take you back?
- She does.
- She told me.
- She does?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, that.
- But do you still like Jo?
- You guys have been apart
- for a long time,
And you really like Lucy.
- I haven't even thought
- about that.
I guess I don't know
if I still have feelings for Jo.
- Okay, well, then,
let's figure it out.
Take a deep breath.
- Imagine you and Jo are running
- through fields of flowers...
- Yeah, I still like her.
That mouse is smart.
Real smart.
- Just catch it
- before people see it.
What?
- I would like to store
- the last two bottles
- of zom-b-gone
In the palmwoods safe.
- You bought zom-b-gone?
- Zom-b-gone, comes in licorice,
corn, and green flavor. Order
now.
- What a waste of money.
- Actually,
- Norwegian scientists theorize
- That with the rise
- in dirt toxins
And global zooming,
there's a 79% chance
of a zombie apocalypse
occurring in the next
17 fermaherbits.
- How long is that?
- I think it's, like, soon.
- I'll give you 50 bucks
for one bottle and free storage
for yours and my zom-b-gone.
- Show me the money.
- I have to go to an atm.
Don't sell it to anybody
while I'm gone!
- What was that about?
- I just sold my extra bottle
of zom-b-gone to bitters
for... guess what...
50 bucks!
Now who's crazy?
Whoo!
- Where are my music awards?
- Where's my song?
- In case you didn't know,
Griffin is nuts.
And the minute he realizes
- that you don't know
- what you're doing,
He's gonna fire you
and hire me back,
and then I will laugh...
Ha-ha-ha-ha...
And then you will be banned
from roque records forever.
- Katie,
- just give this up now.
You are in way over your head.
- Great news, everyone.
Katie just licensed btr music
- to the new battle blast
- video game
And made us $1.2 million.
- It was nothing, Griffin.
Juice box?
- Uh, well...
It's 5:00 somewhere.
- Okay.
So we now know your problem.
You have to make a decision.
- Do you stay with Lucy
or get back with Jo?
- And how do we solve
- these problems?
- You run from them.
- No.
You confront them...
Head-on.
- Right.
I'm gonna find Jo and Lucy
and discuss this situation
like an adult.
I am confronting my problem.
And now I'm turning around.
Mm-uh...
- Hey!
What's your problem?
- So, Carlos...
- Oh!
- I've been thinking about it,
- and I've decided
- that you should give me
- Your extra bottle
- of zom-b-gone.
- But you said it was stupid.
- It probably is,
- but how dare you
- give it to bitters
Instead of your best friend,
- who, again,
- will probably never need it?
- But bitters is giving me
- 50 bucks for it.
- This will not look good
with rotting flesh.
- I'm back.
Give me the bottle.
- Back off, zombie lunch.
It's mine.
- But we had a deal.
- Ah, deal schmeal.
He's my best friend.
- But I went
- all the way to the atm.
- But I went all the way...
- It's mine.
- Give it to me.
- Give it to me.
- Give it to me.
- To me.
- Give it to me.
- I'm your best friend.
- No, give it to me.
- Give it to me.
- Wow, Kendall.
Jo and Lucy both sound like
amazing girls.
- That's the problem.
- You know,
my grandma used to say,
99% of problems
go away by themselves.
- They just
go away by themselves?
- By themselves.
- They just go away?
- Just go away.
- Problems just go away.
- You're going away?
- Look...
- I'll understand
- if he wants to get back with Jo,
- But I don't want to be around
- to see it.
- If I don't hear from him
- by tonight,
- I'm gonna save myself
- the broken heart
And leave the palmwoods.
- She's leaving the palmwoods?
- It's bad!
- It's Jo!
Both: Locker!
- Hey!
Both: Sorry.
We haven't seen him.
I guess I made a mistake,
- thinking we could just pick up
- where we left off.
Just tell Kendall, if I don't
hear from him by tonight,
then I'm gonna
leave the palmwoods.
- Uh...
- Okay, you're hiding
- from your problems again.
- Yeah, and if I don't
- make up my mind today
And pick Jo or Lucy,
they're both gonna
leave the palmwoods.
- Just choose
- who you like better
And go knock on her door.
- I don't know
- which door to knock on.
I mean, Jo is amazing,
but she's an actress,
- and who's to say
- that she's not gonna leave again
For another big movie?
And Lucy's amazing too,
but we've only been dating
for 96 minutes.
- Mm.
- Okay.
- There's really only one way
- to solve this problem,
- And I didn't want to go here,
- because it's a little extreme,
- But you are gonna have to do
- everything I say
- Because I'm the only one
- who knows how it works.
- Please don't say
- love science.
- Love science!
All right!
This is gonna work great.
- Wait.
- This isn't how you picked me,
- is it?
- What?
- No.
[Men shouting,
[glass breaking]
- I got smartie mouse!
- Ha-ha!
- Ooh!
He's also kind of cute.
I'm gonna call you "brains."
Hi, brains.
- No, we had a deal!
- Deal schmeal!
- Guys!
It's a big decision, okay?
But only one of you
can have my extra bottle
of zom-b-gone.
- Zom-b-gone,
you know it works
- 'cause it says so
- on the label.
- Then think of it this way.
- Who do you want
- to be by your side
During a zombie apocalypse?
Me, your best friend ever,
who has a protective nature,
or a slacking hotel manager
who only ever looks out
for himself?
- I think he wants me...
And my good friend
Benjamin Franklin.
That's unfair.
- I do like Ben.
- Mm-hmm.
- But James is right.
- Who will fight best
- by my side
When the undead invade?
- There's only one way
- to find out.
- Please don't say
zombie apoca-lympics.
- The zombie apoca-lympics!
- Can I get another juice box?
- You want something
- done right,
You got to do it yourself.
- Looks like boss lady didn't
- know about the secret passageway
That leads
right to her office.
And now to find the evidence
that will prove to Griffin
that she has no idea
how to run a record company.
"Katie's q3 objectives:
"Increase profits
by diversifying foreign assets
and restructuring
subsidiary debt."
Boring!
"Install solar-powered toilets"?
That's actually pretty good.
"Book btr for birthday parties
to make extra cash."
Aha!
- Looks like
- your new company president
Is about to destroy
big time rush's image
and profit sharing stuff
by booking them for little
kiddie birthday parties.
Fire when ready, Griffin.
- Katie, is this true?
- Yep.
I booked btr to play
- the sultan of cydonia's
- daughter's sweet 16 party
For $2 million...
And a tank.
- A-shink!
- A-shink indeed,
- Gustavo.
- Keep up the good work,
- Katie.
I have a tank to drive.
- Now, emotions can be
deceptive and confusing.
But heart rate, brain waves,
and sweat levels cannot.
Now, Camille will bring both
Lucy and Jo out by the pool.
You will observe said girls,
- and I will calculate
- all data
To determine
which girl you like better.
- Camille, what are we doing?
- You need to get
- your mind off Kendall,
Which is why you have to see
the rare albino coconut.
- Okay, data coming in.
Okay, 94 bpms.
Carry the two...
Jo got a ten.
- Told you it was cool.
You should get a smoothie.
- Oh, okay.
- And now for Lucy.
- Camille,
- an albino coconut
- Is not gonna help me
- get my mind off Kendall.
- Uh, yeah, it will.
It's really cool.
- 120 over 80
divided by 72 cvms.
Lucy got a ten too.
- They both got tens?
- Uh...
Wait, wait, wait.
N-No, she got an 11...
20?
- She sees me.
- Oh!
- Heart zone reaching
- dangerous levels.
- Now Jo sees me!
- God!
- It's too much love science!
- What do I do?
- Calculate the margin into...
- You run, man!
- Run!
Run!
- Brains, oh,
- you're funny and smart.
Sorry, Buddha Bob!
- Brains?
- Where are you, brains?
Oh, brains!
Brains!
- Now, the pool
- in front of you
Represents radioactive
plasmatic waste.
The first one of you two
to swim through it
and save me from the zombies
that are trying to eat my flesh
wins.
- I'm immune
to plasmatic waste.
- You're going down,
snack food.
- And...
- You're going down!
- Wow!
James wins!
- Yes!
- So that's 73 events
for James,
zero events for bitters,
which brings the score
to 73 to nothing.
But...
The final event
is worth 500 points.
Zombie dance-off!
- ♪ It feels right, girl,
just give me a sign ♪
- I'm not dancing.
I'm your best friend.
Now choose who gets the bottle.
- 500 bucks.
My final offer.
- Fine.
Mr. Bitters,
you're an amazing dancer.
But James is my best friend.
And I want him by my side.
- When I'm a zombie,
I'm eating you two first.
- Wrong, 'cause we have...
- Both:
- Zom-b-gone!
- Oh!
- I'm not protected
- from the zombie apocalypse!
Why'd you do that?
- I'd rather be
a zombie with my best bud
than be human without him.
- Besides, there's no such thing
- as zombies, right?
- Zombie, uh, uh...
- Brains!
- Both:
- It's the zombie apocalypse!
- Go!
- Brains!
Brains!
- Okay, I finished
the cost reports
and the new song you wanted.
Boss.
- And I just finished
coloring my whale.
And I stayed inside the lines.
- And I just finished writing
my letter of resignation.
- You're resigning?
Why?
- Because I've been running
- roque records
For exactly three hours,
which means Gustavo
has to sign my work-study slip.
- Wait, this whole thing
- has been about you
- completing your hours?
- Yep.
- But as my last act
- as president,
I would like to name
Gustavo roque as my successor...
Provided he never bans me
from roque records, ever.
- Done.
- Bye, guys.
- You know, we're all gonna
- be working for her one day.
Both: Yep!
- Hi, big brother.
- Hey, baby sister.
What are you doing here?
- Oh, I just ran roque records.
What are you doing here?
- I just ran from two girls
who are both amazing and...
I don't know what to do.
- You know you can't run
- from your problems.
- They also don't
- go away on their own
- Or get fixed
- with love science.
So I'm not sure
how to solve it.
- You walk.
- What do you mean "walk"?
- Clears the head.
- Yeah, but my head
- won't tell me what to do.
- Of course not,
- but your heart will lead you
Where you need to go.
It always does.
- ♪ If you ain't got nobody
- to love ♪
- ♪ and, girl,
- I'll adore ya ♪
♪ Adore ya,
adore ya ♪
♪ when there's no one
to adore ♪
♪ You put a lightning bolt
on my face ♪
♪ 'cause I want you
to breathe until ♪
All:
♪ No idea
that I'm even here ♪
♪ Whenever you want
to be kissed ♪
♪ oh, I miss you
two seconds after you leave ♪
♪ screaming,
come back to me ♪
- ♪ every time
you come around ♪
All: ♪ you put a lightning bolt
on my face ♪
- ♪ 'cause I want you
to breathe until ♪
All:
All:
- Hey.
- Hey.
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪