Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 3, Episode 6 - Big Time Surprise - full transcript
- You are so going down!
- No, you're going down!
- I'm the king of spin!
- Oh, going down!
- I'm going down!
I'm gonna barf.
Okay.
- Why are you all dressed up?
And why are there three of you?
- I am on my way
to officially ask Lucy out
on a date.
- Wait.
- You still
- haven't asked her out yet?
Man, what's taking you so long?
- You know, I don't know.
- It just seems like every time
- I'm about to ask her out,
There's a complication.
Lucy, I was wondering,
uh, would you like to...
- dude, you call that a throw?
Hey.
- Lucy,
- if you're not busy tonight...
- Kendall!
Help! He's crazy!
- He ate my choco-crunchies.
- Oh, who bought them?
- So listen, um,
there's this movie, and if...
- hey, what are you guys
doing here?
- Oh, are you asking Lucy out?
- "Oh, Kendall,
I would love to."
- Well, that
will not happen again.
- 'Cause you
are getting that date.
- Make way, people.
- Boy in love here!
- Step aside, thank you!
- Okay, here we go!
- Sorry.
- Let's go!
- Move! Move! Move!
- Now, go up to her apartment
and get that date.
- You got this, man.
- Oh.
Uh, hey, guys.
Uh, this is Beau,
my ex-boyfriend.
- Drove all the way out
- from Georgia
Just to win my Lucy back.
Now's your chance.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- I can still ask her out.
Right?
- I mean, just 'cause they dated
- for three years
- And he drove all the way
- out here from Georgia
- Doesn't mean
- she's gonna take him back.
- Yeah, it does...
'Cause that's the best-looking
guy at the palmwoods ever.
- What?
Give me that.
- Okay, but this is the guy
that broke her heart.
- She's probably down there
- right now
Telling him to get lost.
Or the opposite.
- Okay, new plan.
- We tell Gustavo
- you're vomiting
- And can't come in
- and record today.
- Yes.
- And you can stay here
- and beat superhot and hunky guy.
- He's not that hot, okay?
- James!
Have you seen the new guy?
He's gorgeous!
We got to get rid of him.
- No, yes, no, no.
- Surprise!
Griffin, I know
why you're here.
You want a new hit.
We all do.
And I'm working on it.
- Close.
I want you to kidnap me.
- Come again?
- Being an incredibly
- wealthy ceo
- Of the fifth-largest company
- in the world
Also makes me a target
for hoodlums wanting cash,
corporate secrets,
and my panda collection.
And I need to be prepared.
- Mm, Griffin,
we don't have time to...
- make time.
Hire whoever you want.
Do whatever you have to.
So...
Come and get me!
- I am not
- chasing Griffin around.
Besides, he will kill me.
- Well, who else is gonna do it?
Both: Hello.
- I know this mysterious town
is full of mysteries,
but here's a not-mystery:
Nobody will tear us apart.
You.
You're back.
- What?
It's over?
Who's back?
- Now we have to wait a week
- to find out what happens.
- Wait a minute.
No, we don't.
- Why are you dressed like that?
- I got to get rid
- of the hot new guy.
I mean...
Nothing.
- We want to know who's back
- on new town high.
- Forget it.
I'm sworn to studio secrecy.
- And don't try
- to break into my room
- And find the script
- or look for pictures
- Of the new scene
- on my computer.
I can't make out
what they're saying.
Don't worry. I can read lips.
"Fries, fruit, fruit, fruit,
"I like to look around.
"I am unattractive.
"Now I'm getting up
- and going somewhere
- that's not here."
Now's your chance.
- Ask her out so that
- open-shirt boy can go bye-bye.
- Lucy.
Hey, what's...
What's going on?
- You mean with me and Beau?
- No, no, not that.
- But if you want to talk
- about that, then that's cool.
What's up with all that?
- Look, Beau caught me
totally by surprise,
but we have a long history
together.
You know?
- But you said
he cheated on you.
- Yeah.
And he just spent
the last hour
- telling me it was
- the biggest mistake of his life.
- So...
Uh, are you
gonna get back together?
- Oh, no.
I don't know.
It's complicated,
especially with you here.
And...
Beau.
- Oh, uh, I should probably
- get going.
- No, stay.
- I want everyone to see
- how much I want my Lucy back.
- Beau, I don't know
what to say.
- Say you'll wear it.
- So Griffin
- wants to be kidnapped
- To prepare
- for his worst ceo scenario?
- He said I could hire anyone,
and I immediately
thought of you two.
- Okay, what's in it for us?
- What do you want?
Both: Solo records.
- What?
- Carlos alone.
- Logalicious.
Both: Move out!
- Are you really giving them
- solo records?
- Uh, no, because there's no way
- they're kidnapping Griffin.
- So it's a really big clog.
- Huge...
- And only one you can fix.
- Oh.
Wait.
This isn't your apartment.
- Okay, get his computer!
- I got the laptop.
- Ha-ha,
- and I got the TV.
- Wait. Hey, wait.
- We're not looting.
- Huh?
- We just want to know
- the surprise ending
On new town high.
- So I should
put this back, then?
Oh.
- Ah, now I can recycle
this bottle.
Both: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Lock it!
- Help!
Let me out!
Both: Solo record dance!
- ♪ Solo record dance
- in my solo... ♪
- What do you mean,
- you're not gonna fight for Lucy,
Thus getting rid of Beau?
- I cannot be
- the second-best-looking guy
At the palmwoods.
- You mean third.
I'm better-looking than you.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- Tell him, Kendall,
- the truth.
- Guys!
- All I'm doing
- is putting myself in her shoes.
Her ex-boyfriend came back.
If Jo came back,
I'd be confused too.
- Beau has got to go.
- He's untrustworthy,
- Kendall.
- I know because
- I'm untrustworthy.
- True.
- Look, she's not
my girlfriend.
If Lucy is going to give Beau
another shot,
then we should too.
- I'm honestly
- better-looking than you.
- Not in my mirror.
- Well, if it isn't Kendall,
the guy after my Lucy.
- That wasn't your Lucy.
- But it's your word
- against mine,
And she'll believe me.
And is she wearing
your $900 necklace?
No.
- You just kissed
another girl.
- See, now, that just sounds
like a jealous weasel to me.
I mean, why would you lie
to break us up?
How could you, Kendall?
- Now.
Crash!
You missed.
- I know that.
- Okay.
Let's get rid of him.
- Oh, hey, guys.
- What's up?
- Have you met Beau,
Lucy's ex?
- No, but I hear he's dreamy
and gave her
some amazing necklace.
- Kendall saw him
- kissing another girl.
- I hate him.
What's the plan?
- We're gonna set
a hot girl trap
and catch him
in the act of macking.
- He's from Georgia, right?
I think I know
exactly what he's looking for.
Why, Mr. Beauregard,
I do declare.
- Yeah, he's not
- looking for that.
- Nobody's looking for that.
Well, how do you guys
want me to dress?
[All giggling
[and speaking at once]
- Yup.
- How's this?
- Yup.
- That's it.
- I'm better-looking
- than James.
- Hey, I'm sorry
- to bother you guys,
- But something
- very important got recycled
At our office by mistake.
- Yes, and we would like
to get it back, please.
- What was it?
- A man.
- Uscript, a manuscript.
- Yeah.
- Because we're writers,
- and... hello.
- You know, no book if you
- can't find the manuscripts.
- You're from district seven,
so dumpsters from your zone
awaiting recycling
would be here.
- Start searching!
- Griffin!
- Griffin!
Griffin?
- There's no script or email
- of the new town high
- season finale,
Just head shots of Jett
and a contact list
from the show.
- We stole a computer
- to find out the surprise ending
Of a TV show.
We're terrible people.
- I need to know who's back!
- Wait.
- Did you say head shots
- and a contact list?
- Yeah.
- Well, maybe we
can't find the answers
but Jett can.
- What have we got to lose?
- Okay, so Beau has a thing
for elevators,
and that's where we'll trap him.
- So I'm gonna ride the elevator
until I run into Beau.
- Yeah.
Then he's gonna try
and kiss you.
- And James and Jett
- will be waiting in the lobby
To get it all on film.
Let's do this.
Have you seen him?
No.
- Hey, Camille.
- Oh!
You look hot.
- Hey, competition.
- Look who just got a place
- on the fifth floor.
Me.
- He's in the north elevator.
- I repeat,
- he's in the north elevator!
- Hey, I've been looking
- for you.
- Uh-huh.
- Beau got a place here,
- but I haven't taken him
- back yet.
But I also haven't
said no either.
- Wait. Wait. Wait.
- Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
- I'm Beau.
Just moved in.
Both: He moved in?
- ♪ Come on,
I'll demonstrate ♪
- You know what?
- You should go upstairs and
- finish that talk with Kendall.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Both: He's heading upstairs
- with a girl!
- What?
- Camera, camera.
- Anyway, I wanted to talk
- to you about the necklace,
Which I really like.
But I also really like...
- Well, why don't you
come out here
and we can talk about it?
- Okay.
- Oh, wait. Wait. Wait.
- Door, door open.
- Door open.
- Oh, no.
- Both: He's in the elevator
- with a hot girl.
- And they're heading
- downstairs.
Both: Go! Go! Go.
- Go.
Both: Upstairs.
Go! Go! Go.
- Anyway, it was so nice
to meet you, Beau.
- Oh, it was so nice
to meet Lucy's best friend
at the palmwoods.
- Uh-huh.
- We'll see you later.
- It's too late.
He knows Camille.
- Darn it!
- Okay,
- this is the last dumpster.
- No Griffin.
- Well, if he's not here,
- then where is he?
Oh, excuse me, sir.
- What happens
- to all the recyclables
- Once they leave
- this waiting area?
- First we dump the dumpsters
into our giant shredder.
- Then it all goes
- through a melting process...
- Where we turn everything
- into clean reusable bottles.
- This one's probably made
- from these dumpsters right here.
Both: We recycled Griffin.
- Well, Beau's
- not gonna hit on Camille
- Now that he knows
- she's Lucy's best friend.
- Well, I'm sorry.
It was a very confusing
elevator ride.
- This guy is just gonna
- break Lucy's heart again.
- Yeah, well,
- how many other hot girls
Do you know at the palmwoods
- that would go along
- with this stupid plan?
- Ha.
- You guys look hot.
- You better date her
after this.
- I'm prettier than you.
- You are not!
- Hey, Jett.
- Hey, it's me,
your costar Jett stetson.
- Yeah?
You sound kind of weird.
- Uh, I ate a scorpion.
- Listen, I can't find my script,
- and I totally forgot.
- What's the supersecret
- surprise ending of our show?
- Oh, don't you remember?
- Mm-mm.
- The surprise is...
Wait.
You're not Jett.
- You're a nut job
- that stole Jett's computer.
- No, he's not!
- I'm gonna give this ip address
- to the cops.
- Unplug the computer
so they can't trace it!
And destroy the evidence!
- This is television's fault.
- I can't believe
you recycled Griffin.
- The white cap
is the same color of his hair.
- Okay, he was kind of crazy.
- But that's what we liked
- about him.
- He ordered us
- to kidnap him.
- It will hold up
- in the court of law.
- You had to toss him
- in a dumpster.
- Don't worry.
I'm in a better place now.
- Oh, we know, Griffin.
We know.
- Wait.
Recycled bottles
don't talk.
All: Griffin!
- Thanks for throwing me
- in that dumpster, fellas.
- Now I know my ceo-finding
- in-head microchip
Works perfectly.
- You have a microchip
in your head?
- My head beeped,
and obdul was able
to track and find me.
And, well, I like
your kind of crazy too.
- Okay, well,
- we kidnapped you.
And you're alive.
- So I guess we know
what that means.
Both: Solo record dance!
♪ Solo record dance
in my solo record pants ♪
- Stop!
Because that is not happening.
Solo records.
- Let me out!
- Let me out!
- I wouldn't leave him in there
- more than two hours.
It starts to get hot.
Both: We'll think about it.
- Let me out of here!
- Nope.
- Release the hounds.
- Ladies.
Where is the party, and how
can I get on the guest list?
- The party's wherever you are.
- Mm.
Hallway party.
- Well, then why don't we
skip the guest list...
And get to the kiss list?
- Oh, great.
- You should really
- kiss her first.
She's way prettier than me.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha,
- don't be silly.
She's far prettier than me.
Kiss her.
- Oh, no, no, no,
- kiss her.
- She's, like, really pretty.
- That's not true.
- No, no, no,
she's gorgeous.
- That's not true.
- Look at the size of her lips.
- Ladies.
- Her eyes...
- I don't mind double-dating.
- Hmm, oh.
Oh.
Whack!
You get enough?
- I think
- we have enough evidence.
- Oh, I see.
- This is your little plan
- to get Lucy to tell me to leave.
- I'm just trying
to protect her.
And it's all right here.
And now it's all down there.
- What are you
gonna show Lucy now?
- Nothing.
Because I heard everything.
- You know, I was gonna bring you
- a little housewarming gift.
- But why don't we make it
- a going-away present instead?
- Lucy.
They set me up.
I drove out here
to be with you.
Hey, I don't even have
any money to get home.
- Well, then...
Use this.
- You know what?
I'm glad I'm leaving, because
you're all nuts here anyways.
- Hmm.
- Well, he is right.
Everyone here is nuts...
And amazing.
Okay, so anyone
up for something?
- You guys have fun.
- Yeah, you enjoy.
- We'll see you later.
- All right.
- That was really sweet,
what you did for me.
- Listen, um...
- If you're not
- doing anything tonight,
I can get us on the guest list
for this cool party,
date...
A date.
- Kendall?
- Jo?
- So that's the surprise ending.
All: Jo's back!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- No, you're going down!
- I'm the king of spin!
- Oh, going down!
- I'm going down!
I'm gonna barf.
Okay.
- Why are you all dressed up?
And why are there three of you?
- I am on my way
to officially ask Lucy out
on a date.
- Wait.
- You still
- haven't asked her out yet?
Man, what's taking you so long?
- You know, I don't know.
- It just seems like every time
- I'm about to ask her out,
There's a complication.
Lucy, I was wondering,
uh, would you like to...
- dude, you call that a throw?
Hey.
- Lucy,
- if you're not busy tonight...
- Kendall!
Help! He's crazy!
- He ate my choco-crunchies.
- Oh, who bought them?
- So listen, um,
there's this movie, and if...
- hey, what are you guys
doing here?
- Oh, are you asking Lucy out?
- "Oh, Kendall,
I would love to."
- Well, that
will not happen again.
- 'Cause you
are getting that date.
- Make way, people.
- Boy in love here!
- Step aside, thank you!
- Okay, here we go!
- Sorry.
- Let's go!
- Move! Move! Move!
- Now, go up to her apartment
and get that date.
- You got this, man.
- Oh.
Uh, hey, guys.
Uh, this is Beau,
my ex-boyfriend.
- Drove all the way out
- from Georgia
Just to win my Lucy back.
Now's your chance.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- I can still ask her out.
Right?
- I mean, just 'cause they dated
- for three years
- And he drove all the way
- out here from Georgia
- Doesn't mean
- she's gonna take him back.
- Yeah, it does...
'Cause that's the best-looking
guy at the palmwoods ever.
- What?
Give me that.
- Okay, but this is the guy
that broke her heart.
- She's probably down there
- right now
Telling him to get lost.
Or the opposite.
- Okay, new plan.
- We tell Gustavo
- you're vomiting
- And can't come in
- and record today.
- Yes.
- And you can stay here
- and beat superhot and hunky guy.
- He's not that hot, okay?
- James!
Have you seen the new guy?
He's gorgeous!
We got to get rid of him.
- No, yes, no, no.
- Surprise!
Griffin, I know
why you're here.
You want a new hit.
We all do.
And I'm working on it.
- Close.
I want you to kidnap me.
- Come again?
- Being an incredibly
- wealthy ceo
- Of the fifth-largest company
- in the world
Also makes me a target
for hoodlums wanting cash,
corporate secrets,
and my panda collection.
And I need to be prepared.
- Mm, Griffin,
we don't have time to...
- make time.
Hire whoever you want.
Do whatever you have to.
So...
Come and get me!
- I am not
- chasing Griffin around.
Besides, he will kill me.
- Well, who else is gonna do it?
Both: Hello.
- I know this mysterious town
is full of mysteries,
but here's a not-mystery:
Nobody will tear us apart.
You.
You're back.
- What?
It's over?
Who's back?
- Now we have to wait a week
- to find out what happens.
- Wait a minute.
No, we don't.
- Why are you dressed like that?
- I got to get rid
- of the hot new guy.
I mean...
Nothing.
- We want to know who's back
- on new town high.
- Forget it.
I'm sworn to studio secrecy.
- And don't try
- to break into my room
- And find the script
- or look for pictures
- Of the new scene
- on my computer.
I can't make out
what they're saying.
Don't worry. I can read lips.
"Fries, fruit, fruit, fruit,
"I like to look around.
"I am unattractive.
"Now I'm getting up
- and going somewhere
- that's not here."
Now's your chance.
- Ask her out so that
- open-shirt boy can go bye-bye.
- Lucy.
Hey, what's...
What's going on?
- You mean with me and Beau?
- No, no, not that.
- But if you want to talk
- about that, then that's cool.
What's up with all that?
- Look, Beau caught me
totally by surprise,
but we have a long history
together.
You know?
- But you said
he cheated on you.
- Yeah.
And he just spent
the last hour
- telling me it was
- the biggest mistake of his life.
- So...
Uh, are you
gonna get back together?
- Oh, no.
I don't know.
It's complicated,
especially with you here.
And...
Beau.
- Oh, uh, I should probably
- get going.
- No, stay.
- I want everyone to see
- how much I want my Lucy back.
- Beau, I don't know
what to say.
- Say you'll wear it.
- So Griffin
- wants to be kidnapped
- To prepare
- for his worst ceo scenario?
- He said I could hire anyone,
and I immediately
thought of you two.
- Okay, what's in it for us?
- What do you want?
Both: Solo records.
- What?
- Carlos alone.
- Logalicious.
Both: Move out!
- Are you really giving them
- solo records?
- Uh, no, because there's no way
- they're kidnapping Griffin.
- So it's a really big clog.
- Huge...
- And only one you can fix.
- Oh.
Wait.
This isn't your apartment.
- Okay, get his computer!
- I got the laptop.
- Ha-ha,
- and I got the TV.
- Wait. Hey, wait.
- We're not looting.
- Huh?
- We just want to know
- the surprise ending
On new town high.
- So I should
put this back, then?
Oh.
- Ah, now I can recycle
this bottle.
Both: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Lock it!
- Help!
Let me out!
Both: Solo record dance!
- ♪ Solo record dance
- in my solo... ♪
- What do you mean,
- you're not gonna fight for Lucy,
Thus getting rid of Beau?
- I cannot be
- the second-best-looking guy
At the palmwoods.
- You mean third.
I'm better-looking than you.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
- Tell him, Kendall,
- the truth.
- Guys!
- All I'm doing
- is putting myself in her shoes.
Her ex-boyfriend came back.
If Jo came back,
I'd be confused too.
- Beau has got to go.
- He's untrustworthy,
- Kendall.
- I know because
- I'm untrustworthy.
- True.
- Look, she's not
my girlfriend.
If Lucy is going to give Beau
another shot,
then we should too.
- I'm honestly
- better-looking than you.
- Not in my mirror.
- Well, if it isn't Kendall,
the guy after my Lucy.
- That wasn't your Lucy.
- But it's your word
- against mine,
And she'll believe me.
And is she wearing
your $900 necklace?
No.
- You just kissed
another girl.
- See, now, that just sounds
like a jealous weasel to me.
I mean, why would you lie
to break us up?
How could you, Kendall?
- Now.
Crash!
You missed.
- I know that.
- Okay.
Let's get rid of him.
- Oh, hey, guys.
- What's up?
- Have you met Beau,
Lucy's ex?
- No, but I hear he's dreamy
and gave her
some amazing necklace.
- Kendall saw him
- kissing another girl.
- I hate him.
What's the plan?
- We're gonna set
a hot girl trap
and catch him
in the act of macking.
- He's from Georgia, right?
I think I know
exactly what he's looking for.
Why, Mr. Beauregard,
I do declare.
- Yeah, he's not
- looking for that.
- Nobody's looking for that.
Well, how do you guys
want me to dress?
[All giggling
[and speaking at once]
- Yup.
- How's this?
- Yup.
- That's it.
- I'm better-looking
- than James.
- Hey, I'm sorry
- to bother you guys,
- But something
- very important got recycled
At our office by mistake.
- Yes, and we would like
to get it back, please.
- What was it?
- A man.
- Uscript, a manuscript.
- Yeah.
- Because we're writers,
- and... hello.
- You know, no book if you
- can't find the manuscripts.
- You're from district seven,
so dumpsters from your zone
awaiting recycling
would be here.
- Start searching!
- Griffin!
- Griffin!
Griffin?
- There's no script or email
- of the new town high
- season finale,
Just head shots of Jett
and a contact list
from the show.
- We stole a computer
- to find out the surprise ending
Of a TV show.
We're terrible people.
- I need to know who's back!
- Wait.
- Did you say head shots
- and a contact list?
- Yeah.
- Well, maybe we
can't find the answers
but Jett can.
- What have we got to lose?
- Okay, so Beau has a thing
for elevators,
and that's where we'll trap him.
- So I'm gonna ride the elevator
until I run into Beau.
- Yeah.
Then he's gonna try
and kiss you.
- And James and Jett
- will be waiting in the lobby
To get it all on film.
Let's do this.
Have you seen him?
No.
- Hey, Camille.
- Oh!
You look hot.
- Hey, competition.
- Look who just got a place
- on the fifth floor.
Me.
- He's in the north elevator.
- I repeat,
- he's in the north elevator!
- Hey, I've been looking
- for you.
- Uh-huh.
- Beau got a place here,
- but I haven't taken him
- back yet.
But I also haven't
said no either.
- Wait. Wait. Wait.
- Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
- I'm Beau.
Just moved in.
Both: He moved in?
- ♪ Come on,
I'll demonstrate ♪
- You know what?
- You should go upstairs and
- finish that talk with Kendall.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Both: He's heading upstairs
- with a girl!
- What?
- Camera, camera.
- Anyway, I wanted to talk
- to you about the necklace,
Which I really like.
But I also really like...
- Well, why don't you
come out here
and we can talk about it?
- Okay.
- Oh, wait. Wait. Wait.
- Door, door open.
- Door open.
- Oh, no.
- Both: He's in the elevator
- with a hot girl.
- And they're heading
- downstairs.
Both: Go! Go! Go.
- Go.
Both: Upstairs.
Go! Go! Go.
- Anyway, it was so nice
to meet you, Beau.
- Oh, it was so nice
to meet Lucy's best friend
at the palmwoods.
- Uh-huh.
- We'll see you later.
- It's too late.
He knows Camille.
- Darn it!
- Okay,
- this is the last dumpster.
- No Griffin.
- Well, if he's not here,
- then where is he?
Oh, excuse me, sir.
- What happens
- to all the recyclables
- Once they leave
- this waiting area?
- First we dump the dumpsters
into our giant shredder.
- Then it all goes
- through a melting process...
- Where we turn everything
- into clean reusable bottles.
- This one's probably made
- from these dumpsters right here.
Both: We recycled Griffin.
- Well, Beau's
- not gonna hit on Camille
- Now that he knows
- she's Lucy's best friend.
- Well, I'm sorry.
It was a very confusing
elevator ride.
- This guy is just gonna
- break Lucy's heart again.
- Yeah, well,
- how many other hot girls
Do you know at the palmwoods
- that would go along
- with this stupid plan?
- Ha.
- You guys look hot.
- You better date her
after this.
- I'm prettier than you.
- You are not!
- Hey, Jett.
- Hey, it's me,
your costar Jett stetson.
- Yeah?
You sound kind of weird.
- Uh, I ate a scorpion.
- Listen, I can't find my script,
- and I totally forgot.
- What's the supersecret
- surprise ending of our show?
- Oh, don't you remember?
- Mm-mm.
- The surprise is...
Wait.
You're not Jett.
- You're a nut job
- that stole Jett's computer.
- No, he's not!
- I'm gonna give this ip address
- to the cops.
- Unplug the computer
so they can't trace it!
And destroy the evidence!
- This is television's fault.
- I can't believe
you recycled Griffin.
- The white cap
is the same color of his hair.
- Okay, he was kind of crazy.
- But that's what we liked
- about him.
- He ordered us
- to kidnap him.
- It will hold up
- in the court of law.
- You had to toss him
- in a dumpster.
- Don't worry.
I'm in a better place now.
- Oh, we know, Griffin.
We know.
- Wait.
Recycled bottles
don't talk.
All: Griffin!
- Thanks for throwing me
- in that dumpster, fellas.
- Now I know my ceo-finding
- in-head microchip
Works perfectly.
- You have a microchip
in your head?
- My head beeped,
and obdul was able
to track and find me.
And, well, I like
your kind of crazy too.
- Okay, well,
- we kidnapped you.
And you're alive.
- So I guess we know
what that means.
Both: Solo record dance!
♪ Solo record dance
in my solo record pants ♪
- Stop!
Because that is not happening.
Solo records.
- Let me out!
- Let me out!
- I wouldn't leave him in there
- more than two hours.
It starts to get hot.
Both: We'll think about it.
- Let me out of here!
- Nope.
- Release the hounds.
- Ladies.
Where is the party, and how
can I get on the guest list?
- The party's wherever you are.
- Mm.
Hallway party.
- Well, then why don't we
skip the guest list...
And get to the kiss list?
- Oh, great.
- You should really
- kiss her first.
She's way prettier than me.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha,
- don't be silly.
She's far prettier than me.
Kiss her.
- Oh, no, no, no,
- kiss her.
- She's, like, really pretty.
- That's not true.
- No, no, no,
she's gorgeous.
- That's not true.
- Look at the size of her lips.
- Ladies.
- Her eyes...
- I don't mind double-dating.
- Hmm, oh.
Oh.
Whack!
You get enough?
- I think
- we have enough evidence.
- Oh, I see.
- This is your little plan
- to get Lucy to tell me to leave.
- I'm just trying
to protect her.
And it's all right here.
And now it's all down there.
- What are you
gonna show Lucy now?
- Nothing.
Because I heard everything.
- You know, I was gonna bring you
- a little housewarming gift.
- But why don't we make it
- a going-away present instead?
- Lucy.
They set me up.
I drove out here
to be with you.
Hey, I don't even have
any money to get home.
- Well, then...
Use this.
- You know what?
I'm glad I'm leaving, because
you're all nuts here anyways.
- Hmm.
- Well, he is right.
Everyone here is nuts...
And amazing.
Okay, so anyone
up for something?
- You guys have fun.
- Yeah, you enjoy.
- We'll see you later.
- All right.
- That was really sweet,
what you did for me.
- Listen, um...
- If you're not
- doing anything tonight,
I can get us on the guest list
for this cool party,
date...
A date.
- Kendall?
- Jo?
- So that's the surprise ending.
All: Jo's back!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪