Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 3, Episode 11 - Big Time Rescue - full transcript

- On behalf
- of rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid,

- It gives me great pleasure
- to announce that

Big time rush's elevate

has sold over 500, ooo copies

and to present them with

their first U.S. gold record.

Now smile, everyone.

- So we all get gold records?

- It's a tough economy, fellas,

so we only made one.

- What?



- But you can come visit it
- here at the studio

Any time you like.

- No, you can come to the crib

and see it any time you like.

- I actually already have
- a spot for it on the wall.

- Yeah, well,
- I need it near me.

- Okay, we should

talk about this later.

- When there's
- no cameras around.

- Fine.

- Okay, it's later!

- I told you all to stop!

- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪



- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪

- Seriously?
- One gold record?

- One gold record!

All: Hi, Jo.

- Gold record ceremony
- went well?

- Fantastic.

- You're lying.

- Absolutely.

- So are we all set

for my cabana birthday lunch?

- You know it.

- I got to say,
- I'm pretty excited

About this gift

you say I'm gonna love.

- Well, it is upstairs right now
- ready to be wrapped.

- All right,
- see you at 2:00?

- Don't be late.

I forgot Jo's birthday!

- How could you forget
- your girlfriend's birthday?

- I thought it was the 23rd,

but it's the 21st.

23rd, 21st;

they rhyme.

- They don't rhyme.

- Now I can't get her gift.

- I was gonna
- get her a gold necklace,

- But we don't get paid
- until tomorrow,

- And right now,
- I only have half the money.

- This looks like

a job for super friend

and his power card.

Yow!

- Okay, look, I'll put half of
- the necklace on my debit card,

- And you can
- pay me back tomorrow.

- Oh, thank you, buddy.

- No, thank super friend.

Now...

Does anyone else

need super friend's help?

- We'll be fine.

- We're almost done sulking

- because we didn't
- get our own gold record.

- Carry on.

Friendship away!

- Please don't do that
- in the store.

- Wa-pow!

- Okay, one more sulk,

considering my gold record

collection is seriously lacking.

- Now how am I gonna play it?

- Dude, you don't play
- a gold record.

It's just for decoration.

- How do you know?

Have you ever heard one?

- No.

- And you're not curious

to know what big time rush

sounds like in gold?

Both: Gold.

- Hey, what's with
- the fancy jacket?

- School project.

We have to create a business,

so I'm opening up

a psychology practice.

- Oh, that's a good call,

- there's a lot of weirdos
- around here.

- What was that?

- That's oil.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Dino juice.

Car sauce.

Big mama's...

- it's oil.

I get it.

And I got an idea

for a new school business...

- One that's going
- to make us rich.

- Dude,
- I cannot thank you enough.

Jo is going to love this.

- All in a day's work,
- citizen.

- Okay, now I just have

to reserve the cabana,

get balloons, food...

- Oh!
- And I have to wrap the necklace.

- Never fear!

- Super friend and his
- gift-wrapping powers

Will take it from here.

- So you just gonna keep up with

the super friend thing all day?

- I thought it was fun.
- What, you don't like it?

- Thank you.

Hello, Camille!

- Hey, Logan, I was wondering
- if you wanted to...

Logan Mitchell,

oh, you remembered

our 15-month anniversary.

Oh!

Oh, god!

I ruined your surprise,

but it is beautiful.

- Yeah, about that...

- And I was just saying
- how you never buy me anything,

And you go and buy me

this gold necklace.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- You were saying?

- Happy anniversary!

- Okay, now, how do we get it

out of the frame to play it?

- Very carefully.

- What are you doing?

Both: Nothing.

- We're gonna play our gold
- record and hear us in gold.

- What?

- Guys, it doesn't

sound like anything.

- Do you know that for sure?

- Have you ever
- played a gold record?

Hmm?

- Huh.

- I actually
- never thought about that.

- You will never

play this record.

Now get out of my studio!

Well, they won't

try that again.

- Best boyfriend ever. I got the

birthday lunch...

- Ooh.
- The balloons.

- Hey.

- Now all I need is Jo's

gift-wrapped gold necklace,

courtesy of super friend.

- Mm-hmm.

- So where is it?

- Where's what?

- The gold necklace.

Yep.

- You didn't lose it,

did you?

- No, no.

I know exactly where it is.

- Camille
- thought it was for her

- Because it's our
- 15-month anniversary,

- And I'm your super friend,
- and don't hurt me.

I have powers.

- You gave it to Camille?

- You didn't see her face.

I couldn't say no, okay?

- And I didn't want to be
- a terrible boyfriend.

- But now I'm gonna be

a terrible boyfriend.

- I have a special lunch with Jo
- in one hour.

What am I supposed to give her?

- No?

- No!

- I figure we can pump
- about three barrels a day.

- And with
- the current cost of oil,

That's $150 apiece.

- Which means
- I can finally afford

To buy a nice pair of slacks.

- I've always wanted
- to hear somebody say,

"hey, Buddha Bob,

nice pair of slacks."

- It's good to have goals.

- Um, what's

katiebob oil company?

- Not an oil company.

- You are clearly pumping oil

on palmwoods property,

which gives me the power

to shut you down

unless you cut me in.

- I'm telling you,

it's not oil.

- I'm here to pick up
- a barrel of oil

From katiebob oil company.

- Yeah, it's oil.

- Nice being in business
- with you, little lady.

- Don't call me that.

♪ Gonna get me some snacks

from the pantry ♪

- Okay, we need
- to work on our cartwheels.

- Yep.

But first, we must get that

framed beauty to the crib,

smash it, and then

listen to btr in pure gold.

- Gold.

- Oh!

- Bad dog alert!

Bad dog alert

- what?

- Ah!

- Run!

- I told you
- they wouldn't leave it alone.

- Didn't I tell you
- they wouldn't leave it alone?

- Many, many times.

- Our golden voices
- must be heard.

- This doesn't

sound like anything.

But now that you clearly

cannot be trusted,

I'm gonna hang this

in my office

so that way, I can keep

my eyes on it at all times.

- Don't you guys ever get tired
- of schemes and hijinks?

- Sometimes.

- But not today.

Whoo!

- Whoo-ha-hoo!

Oh!

- Okay, see that?

- That's reserved cabana
- for a special lunch

- In one hour
- with my girlfriend.

Now see that?

That's your girlfriend

- wearing my girlfriend's birthday
- present around her neck.

- I don't like
- where this is going.

- So use your super powers,
- tell her you messed up,

And get that gold necklace back.

- The super friend
- is on the case.

- There's my amazing

anniversary man.

- Here he is.

Yeah.

- Listen, I need to talk to you
- about that necklace.

- Yeah, you're not

getting that necklace back.

- Ten minutes.

- Jo's cabana birthday lunch
- is in ten minutes,

And I have no present!

Enough with the pineapple!

I need the necklace.

- I can't take it back.

Camille will be crushed

and hate me.

- Technically,
- I did pay for half of it.

Okay, what I mean is,

I need a super friend.

Okay?

Help me, super friend.

- Fine.

I'll be a super friend.

- You didn't do the pose.

You got to do the...

- not doing it!

- Okay,
- we'll work on the pose later.

- We just need to get Camille

- to give us the necklace back
- for one day.

Then, when we get paid tomorrow,

- we'll go buy
- another gold necklace

So both of our girlfriends

will be happy.

- Genius.

How?

- You're gonna tell Camille

- you need to get
- the necklace engraved

- And you'll have it
- back to her by tomorrow.

- But really,
- you're gonna give it to me

- So I can give it to Jo
- in ten minutes.

- Done.

Super friends, away!

- I'm not doing it.

- Yes, you are!

- I think she sees us.

- Quick!

Play dead.

- I know you're not dead.

You guys

are gold-obsessed.

If anything, it's an old record

they reuse and spray paint.

- Then I guess
- you wouldn't mind joining us

In our gold record test.

- If it will get you

out of the studio,

what's the test?

- If one of those gold records
- plays the song on its plaque,

We know our gold record

will play our song.

- In gold.

- Fine. We will smash and play

one of Gustavo's old gold

records,

- 'cause I have to say, i'm
- getting a little curious myself.

Both: Yes!

- What?

- I don't think he heard us.

- Stay away

from my gold!

- I've got
- to hear that record.

- Oh.

- So you want me to give you

the necklace back?

- But just to make it better
- by getting it engraved.

- You don't need
- to do that.

I love it

just the way it is.

- No, you don't...

Because it needs to say,

- "to the most wonderful girl
- in the world,

- "who I can't stop thinking about
- all the time,

"who is special to me.

"Xoxoxo.

"Xxoo.

X."

- You are so sweet.

- No, you're so sweet.

- And I'll have it back to you
- tomorrow.

- What?

- You can have it done
- at the mall in one hour...

And no later.

- I can't wait to show it to Jo
- after her birthday lunch.

- Okay.

- One hour.

- One hour?

- I can only give Jo her
- birthday present for one hour?

- Yep.

- Kendall, it's beautiful.

Happy birthday.

- This is the nicest thing

I've ever gotten.

And I'm never taking it off,

never.

- Never?

- Never.

- Try taking it off.
- Go ahead.

- Okay.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Try again.

- Oh.
- Never taking it off.

- Here I come.

- Whoo.

- Oh!

Ow!

- Where is bitters?

- We do all the work
- and he gets 1/3 of the profits?

- There he is.

- What is that?

- I believe it's called

a company car,

paid for with

my company expense account.

- We don't have
- an expense account.

- And do you know how much oil
- we'd have to pump a day

To pay for that?

- Yes.

Lots.

So start drilling,

'cause big daddy

needs more car sauce.

- Uh, all right.

- Wait.

- This is my
- business class project.

- And let's not blow a good thing
- by getting greedy.

- Greed is good.

Greed is what

made this country greedy.

So we need to drill

a lot more Wells

so I can buy a company yacht

and buy you a lot more slacks.

- What's up

with you and slacks?

- Okay, I'll lure Gustavo out,

- and you guys sneak in
- and steal the gold record.

- Move out.
- Move out.

- You know I can see you,
- right?

- First,
- I'm gonna take a picture

And show my mom the necklace.

Then I'm gonna go upstairs

and show Camille my necklace.

- But you can't

show them your necklace

because it's dirty

and tarnished.

- What?
- It's a brand-new necklace.

- Here, look.
- I'll show you.

Oh!

Oops.

Uh...

Let me...

Oh, where is it?

Uh...

See?

Let me go get this cleaned,

- and I'll have it back to you
- by tomorrow.

- I have a jewelry cleaner.

I can do it

and be back in ten minutes.

- No!

You can't clean your own jewelry

on your birthday.

My mom has cleaner,

- and I'll go clean it
- and be back in ten minutes.

It's all yours...

For ten minutes.

- What?

- I can't
- give Camille the necklace

And take it back in ten minutes.

- Fine.
- I'll keep it.

- You shouldn't have given it
- to Camille to begin with.

- Well, we should've
- done a lot of things.

- I don't want
- to be a bad boyfriend.

- I don't want
- to be a bad boyfriend.

- Give it!

Both:

We are bad boyfriends.

- Yeah.

And one more gusher

makes seven.

- Do you notice anything odd
- about our oil field,

- Like it runs
- in a perfectly straight line?

- Uh...

- Where does the city oil pipe
- run into the palmwoods?

- Oh, that.
- Yeah.

That runs right along...

Here.

- Okay, I think it's time
- to fold the company

And get out of here,

- 'cause I think we just
- drilled into a pipeline.

- Pipeline?

You mean black gold mine.

- No, I mean a city pipeline

that provides oil

to the palmwoods.

- You're just trying

to scare me off.

You want me out of the company

- so you can take
- all the money for yourself.

- I'm trying

to save your butt.

And you can have the company.

- Good,
- because I'm gonna be rich,

'cause this is my oil company!

- Did you say

this is your oil company?

- Ah, yes.

- You do realize that
- you are illegally pumping oil

From a damaged city pipeline.

- It was the little lady
- and sasquatch.

- They roped me
- into the whole operation.

- What little lady
- and sasquatch?

- Yeah, you're gonna
- have to come with us

And answer some questions.

- This isn't fair.
- I'm gonna be rich.

- No!
- Car sauce!

- So any ideas for your
- new school business project?

- I'm thinking

used golf cart sales,

- but after we ride around
- a little more.

- Stay away from my gold!

- We're not gonna smash
- your big time rush gold record.

- You are.

- I am not,

- because it's probably just
- an old spray-painted record.

- The label says "btr."

- You know you've been
- thinking about it all day,

Because I know I have.

- I have not.

- Okay, you've written
- smash hit after smash hit.

And now it is time

to smash that frame

- and listen
- to your music in gold.

- Yes.

Not on vinyl,

not on mp3,

but in...

All: Gold.

- I won't do it!

- Oh, look us in the eye
- and tell us that you are not

- Dying to hear what
- that gold record sounds like.

- I do!

I do want to hear it!

Ah!

Ah!

- Yes!

Big time rush in gold.

- Ooh!

- Stand back...

And get ready

to listen to big time rush...

- Like you've never
- heard it before.

- ♪ You've heard all about

the raggy melodies ♪

- ♪ everything from opera
- down to Harmony ♪

- So it is just an old record

spray painted gold.

- That is disappointing.

- Yeah.

- I will kill both of you!

- ♪ It goes ja da,
- ja da ♪

- Move, move, move!

- You better run!

Get back here!

- The super glue

fuses the two pieces together.

The accelerator seals it.

And the super friends

- restore peace
- to the girlfriend universe.

You stupid gold necklace!

- It's my fault.

Jo deserves a boyfriend who can

keep her birthdate straight.

- No, it's my fault.

Camille deserves a boyfriend

- who can give her a gift
- more than once in a lifetime.

- I'm afraid the super friends

are super bad boyfriends.

- Yeah.

Both: No, you're not.

- Uh...
- Uh...

- Uh, why are you here?

- We're friends.
- We talk.

- And we figured it all out.

- And you saw how much

I loved that necklace

and didn't want to hurt me

and tell me it wasn't mine.

- And you may have been confused

about when my birthday was,

- but you did everything
- you possibly could

To make this day special.

- But I abandoned

your cabana lunch.

- And we only bought

one gold necklace.

- No, you bought

two gold bracelets.

- That maybe
- you could give us

At our

birthday/anniversary dinner?

We're so lucky.

- We have super boyfriends.

- Well, what can we say?

- You can say you're going out

tomorrow to get these fixed.

- Yep. - First thing in the morning,
- We're going

- Right to the jewelry store.
- We will do that.

- Hey, nice bracelets.

- Oh, gold!

- I will kill you!

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

♪ Go for broke,

make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪