Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 3, Episode 10 - Big Time Camping - full transcript

The boys want to go camping, but Gustavo, for their safety, will only allow them to camp in the lobby of Rocque Records under the stalwart glare of a night watchman. Jo offers a solution, which the boys' quibbling turns it into a boys versus girls event. Meanwhile, Katie plans to camp out in front of Big Buy with her campout-loathing mom.

- Okay,

we need to talk about Carlos.

Both: Why?

- Because. Ever since he rescued -
and started dating blonde - Jennifer,

He seems different.

Three smoothies

and one corn dog.

- I don't eat corn dogs anymore,
- guys.

- Jennifer says they make
- my breath smell like corn dogs.

- Okay, where's Carlos?

- We said,
- "water fight, high noon."



- Can't make it.

Jennifer wants to go biking.

- Well...

- There's one thing
- that'll never change:

Carlos' love of goaltending.

- Carlos?

- Anyone for tennis?

- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got



so you got to live it big time ♪

- Mm.

- You're going to the dentist.

- Mm.

- Uh.
- Molar issue.

- And if you're not back
- by lunch,

There's pizza in the fridge.

And you love me and the guys.

Mm.

- I speak mumble mom.

- Carlitos!
- Let's go!

- We're gonna be late
- for the doggie-doption fair.

- You know what, - he's probably
putting on a new - Shoulder sweater

- So Jennifer can pull him around
- on her leash.

- Guys, it is

his first girlfriend,

- so maybe we should give him
- a break.

Okay, break over.

- I'm not gonna be able to make
- the doggie-doption.

Jennifer doesn't like dog hair,

and I might get some on my

sweater.

- Uh, we're finding dogs homes.

- There's gonna be puppies
- there.

- Puppies?

You're right.

I'm going.

- Carlos.

- Come with me to the pool in case
- I need you to do things for me.

- Uh, I got to go with the guys.

- But I want to be with you.

- Bye, guys.

Sorry.

Okay, new plan:

You two go rescue the dogs,

and I'll rescue the Carlos.

Both: Done.

- Kelly!

- Are we ready for the video shoot
- tomorrow?

- Well, the boys will be here
- tonight for dance rehearsal.

- We still need the hard drives
- for the cameras,

- And for you to tell me
- what the video is.

- The video is about having

the time of our life.

And the rest of it is

a-percolating in my head.

- Now, I am off to go get
- the hard drives for the camera.

- Or I can grab them for you

if you just give me the password

- to your new secret
- security closet.

- Never!

Now go out there and get some

awesome stuff for my video.

- Can you be more specific?

- Uh, no.

- Great.

- How did you know about
- my secret security closet?

And how did you get in here?

- I'm an explorer by nature,

and you left the door open.

- Yeah, well, now the door is...

Shut.

Ha!

- You have just locked yourself

in the super security closet.

- What?
- Wha-wait. What?

Okay, calm down,

because I paid extra

for the voice-activated password

system that opens the door.

And the password is...

- You don't know your password.

- But the password hint is...

Something I love.

- You still don't know
- your password.

- I'm thinking!

- Cannonball!

- Carlos.

No cannonballs.

They're messy.

- But I love cannonballs.

I hate cannonballs.

- Hey.

- She took away his cannonballs.

- What?

- He loves cannonballs.

- Then Jennifer did this thing
- with her finger,

And he gave them up

like he was under a spell.

- That seems a little

farfetched.

- Not if she's a witch.

- Their relationship does seem
- a little one-sided,

But not everybody can have a

perfect relationship like ours.

- Right.

- Which is why we need to show
- Carlos

- What a healthy relationship
- is like

- So we can break her teen witch
- spell.

- Yeah.

No.

- Every time we do things
- like that, we end up fighting.

- We need to show Carlos what

a healthy relationship is like!

- If I get hurt,

you're wearing a pink sweater!

- Here you go.
- Thanks for coming.

- All right,
- enjoy this little guy.

- She's a keeper.
- Of course.

- Bye, guys.

- Well, that's it, guys.

Thanks to your help, we found

homes for all but eight dogs.

- And we'll find homes
- for the rest of them next time.

- Unfortunately

there is no next time.

This was their last chance,

- so these guys are going
- to the doghouse in the sky.

- Oh, like a pooch penthouse.

- No, she means...

- We need to find homes
- for these dogs.

That's why we're here.

- Okay, well, the fair's over,

so what are we gonna do?

This is a bad idea.

- And what is Mrs. Knight
- gonna say?

- She said she's okay with it.

- No, she didn't!

- No bars.
- No bars.

No bars!

I can't be trapped in here!

I got to think of a video,

and you annoy me.

- Relax.

- We know the password
- is something you love,

So I'll say the word "love,"

- and you say the first thing
- that pops into your head.

- Okay.

- Love.

- Quilting.

- Password denied.

- Love.

- Children's laughter.

- Password denied.

- Love.

- The way sea otters break clams
- on their chest to eat them.

- Password denied.

- Who are you?

- Password attempt exceeded.

Try again later.

- No! No.
- Liverwurst.

Spring weddings.

Softsoap!

- Okay, operation "show Carlos

what a healthy relationship is

- "so he'll realize that Jennifer
- is treating him unfairly

And then he's gonna"...

- let's just get this over with.

- Who's in the mood
- for a corn dog?

- I am.

- And even thought I'm not
- the biggest fan of corn dogs,

- I like to try things
- that Kendall likes.

Jennifer, did you hear that?

- Carlos, bike ride.

Now.

- Bye, guys.

- Ah!

Kendall and I

take turns pedaling

- because relationships
- are about sharing

And give and take.

- Really?

- Faster, Carlos.

- Hurry up!
- You're losing him!

- I'm going as fast as I can!

- Knight at the puck.
- It's going in.

Fast break!

- Even though I hate hockey,

I do it because he loves it.

- Whoa.

- Jo does things
- that Kendall likes,

- Even though Jo doesn't like
- doing them.

- But I like you doing

the things that I like.

Don't you?

- Bye, guys.

- You didn't see that?

The finger?

It is a spell.

Oh!

- Make a friend today.

- Rescue a dog
- at the palmwoods dog fair.

I want a home.

- What do you think
- you're doing?

- Finding homes for dogs.

- There are no dogs allowed

in the palmwoods.

- What?

- Yeah, what about
- lightning the wonder dog?

- He is a Hollywood star.

- These dogs are not.

So when I get back

from my lunch hour

in two hours,

I want all of them gone!

- Or we turn them into

Hollywood stars in two hours.

- Oh, and how are we going
- to do that?

- Dogs!

I love dogs.

You know, I starred in

dog breath 5.

- I was amazing in it,
- and I won a woofie.

- How would you like to be

the star of a new dog movie?

- Depends.

What's it called?

- What's it called?

It's called k-9...

- Action...
- Squad.

Both: Yeah.

- I'm in.

- Jennifer says that you and Jo
- are trying to break us up.

- We weren't.

But I'm starting to think

that maybe you should.

- She made you give up corn dogs
- and hockey,

And she maybe put a spell

on you, so...

- Well, I do miss corn dogs,

and I don't like this sweater.

- It's terrible.

- But I couldn't break up
- with Jennifer.

I wouldn't even know how.

- It's easy.

And I'll show you.

- Hey, so what's the plan now?

- The plan is, this relationship

is not working out.

- It's not you.
- It's me.

- And I need some space,
- so we're breaking up.

- Are you kidding me?

- See?

- Keep it short,
- simple,

And you're back to eating

corn dogs in no time.

- Carlos.

I want to go to the park.

Carry me.

- Carlos would like to talk

to you about your relationship.

- Uh-huh.

- Does he want to talk to me
- about our relationship,

Or do you?

- Uh...

- I'm tired of your friends

- trying to ruin
- our perfect relationship.

If you want this to work,

you have to make a choice.

It's either big time rush

or me.

Oh, and, Carlos,

before you decide...

- I pick her.

Bye.

- It's her kiss
- that's the spell.

It's her kiss!

- It's her kiss.

That's the spell.

She does this with her finger,

then they go kiss.

She's not a witch.

She's just a really good kisser.

- You broke up with me.

- What?

- No, you didn't actually think
- I was seri...

Oh.

You thought I was serious.

- I told you, we always fight
- when we do these things.

- But we're not fighting now.

- I am.

- Look,

I'm super sorry,

- and I can't break the spell
- without you.

So how can I make it up to you?

You enjoying this?

Having fun?

'Cause you seem pretty happy.

- In a movie where dogs

are man's best friend,

one pooch has become

its worst enemy.

- Mad dog's on the loose again.

And only you can stop him!

Both: Now talk, pug!

- He's gonna blow up stuff!

- Start the counter.

- Come on, action squad!

You got to cut the red wire!

- Both:
- They're all red.

- Ah!

- It's too late!

- K-9 action squad.

Things are about to get rough.

- I'm getting too old for this.

- That's amazing.

- So the dogs can stay
- the palmwoods

Now that they're big

Hollywood stars?

- No.

It's amazing you think

I would fall for that.

I want all of the dogs

out of the palmwoods now.

You have run out of time.

- Well, where are we supposed
- to put them?

- We are not going back
- to the pound.

- Oh, hey, guys.

- You're here for dance rehearsal
- early.

- Oh, be a dear and protect me

from all those flying things.

- Shh!

- Nice sweater.

- No, it's not a nice sweater.

And you are under a kissing

spell from Jennifer.

- No, I'm not.

- Carlos, she goes like this,

- then you kiss,
- then you do everything she says.

- No, I don't.

- Look, any minute now

she's gonna come over here...

- I thought I told you,

it's either me or them.

Now carry me to the pool.

- Bye, guys.

- If you want to break a spell,

you need a potion.

- Oh, yeah, a potion

will break the spell.

Where are we going to get

a potion?

- Mm.

- No, it's not a nice sweater.

- Oh, good,
- you're feeling better.

- The medicine helped.

It numbed the pain,

- but you can't feel anything
- on your mouth.

- Mm.

- Wait.

- Did you say you can't feel
- anything on your mouth?

- Mm-mm.

- Wizards.

- Password denied.

- Toe socks.
- Password denied.

- Cat puzzles!

- Password denied.

- What kind of idiot
- forgets their own password

To their super security closet?

- I wish the password hint

was something I hate,

because then the answer

would be Katie knight!

- Password denied.

- Initiate emergency protocol.

- What is that?

Is that good?

The wall's closing!

- It seemed like a good option
- when I ordered it.

- Just holds the walls back.

- Ah!

- Who buys this?

- Okay, after what I think

is her ninth smoothie today,

- teen witch would have to leave
- soon for the...

- Bingo.

Let's go.

I know what you're going to say,

- but we're sorry we excused
- Jennifer of having a spell and...

Wow, your lips look chapped.

- Ooh, yeah,
- they do looked chapped.

- What?

Jennifer hates chapped lips.

- Quick, put this on.

- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.

You know, Jennifer

is an amazing kisser,

and I really think this would...

- ahem.

Well, look who's back.

Carlos, get rid of them.

- Okay, you sound confused.

Maybe this will clear things up.

- Okay, why aren't you
- getting rid of them,

And what are you saying?

- He's saying he doesn't feel

the same way about your kiss.

- Oh, yeah?

Well, what about this one?

- Hmm?

- Looks like one kissing spell
- was broken

By one magic potion.

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, just a little

strawberry lip balm

mixed with some of my mom's

toothache away.

- He's saying he could really go

for a corn dog.

- Oh!

- Carlos.

Eat that corn dog,

and we're through.

Uh!

- Yeah, you should probably wait

until the potion wears off.

- Wedge it in there!

- It's not stopping!

- Oh, I'm sorry I said
- I hate you.

- You're actually
- a pretty great kid.

- And I know I don't tell you,

but I really do think

you're amazing.

- I never got a chance

to figure out the video.

- Okay, getting away
- from the heart stuff now.

- Right, sorry.

I never really had a family

- until you and the dogs
- came into my life.

And I love it.

- You love what?

- You and the dogs.

The dogs.

My dogs!

- Password accepted.

- Go!

- And we never speak of this
- again.

- Agreed.

We teach the dogs

how to play Blackjack,

- then let them loose
- in Las Vegas.

Now focus.

- That's never going to work.

- And Gustavo is going to kill you
- when he sees these dogs.

- We know that,
- but we're not giving up

Till we find these dogs homes.

- We're here for

rehearsal.

- Okay, I'm back,

- and I still have no idea what to
- do with this music video and...

What are these dogs doing here?

- Um...

- We're just having them...

- Well, you said that you wanted
- a bunch of stuff

For the music video,

so I got you dogs.

- Dogs.
- Really?

We're gonna put dogs in

the music video with my dogs?

That is probably the most...

I've done it again.

- ♪ I'm lookin' at you,
- yeah ♪

♪ Something about you's

got me going crazy ♪

♪ she's beautiful, unusual,

the prettiest thing ♪

All:

♪ We're gonna party

all night ♪

♪ have the time

of our lives, yeah ♪

♪ I can't fight

how I'm feeling inside ♪

- ♪ we can party
- all night ♪

♪ Have the time

of our life, girl ♪

♪ I knew from the minute

that I looked in your eyes ♪

♪ can't let you get away,

it's obvious ♪

All:

♪ We're gonna party

all night ♪

♪ have the time

of our life ♪

♪ I can't fight

how I'm feeling inside ♪

♪ we can party

all night ♪

♪ have the time

of our lives, girl ♪

- Hey, take care of this
- little guy.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

- Thank you for coming.

Thank you.

- Well, now we know how to find
- dogs homes.

- Make them stars

in a big time rush video.

- Okay, all of your dogs

have found new homes,

so I need my dogs

to clean up my studio.

- Uh, we'll get right on that.

By the way, your lips look

really chapped.

- Ooh, yeah.

- Lip balm?

- Okay, fine.

- Now, I want you guys
- to clean up these cages

And put things away and...

- What?
- Really?

You got this?

- We can have the rest
- of the week off?

- And Kelly too?

- Get over here.

- What?

- Thank you!

- Hey!

We love you too!

- Okay, see ya!
- Go, go, go!

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,

get it right ♪

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

- ♪ it's the only life you got
- so you got to live it big time ♪