Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 3, Episode 10 - Big Time Camping - full transcript
The boys want to go camping, but Gustavo, for their safety, will only allow them to camp in the lobby of Rocque Records under the stalwart glare of a night watchman. Jo offers a solution, which the boys' quibbling turns it into a boys versus girls event. Meanwhile, Katie plans to camp out in front of Big Buy with her campout-loathing mom.
- Okay,
we need to talk about Carlos.
Both: Why?
- Because. Ever since he rescued -
and started dating blonde - Jennifer,
He seems different.
Three smoothies
and one corn dog.
- I don't eat corn dogs anymore,
- guys.
- Jennifer says they make
- my breath smell like corn dogs.
- Okay, where's Carlos?
- We said,
- "water fight, high noon."
- Can't make it.
Jennifer wants to go biking.
- Well...
- There's one thing
- that'll never change:
Carlos' love of goaltending.
- Carlos?
- Anyone for tennis?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mm.
- You're going to the dentist.
- Mm.
- Uh.
- Molar issue.
- And if you're not back
- by lunch,
There's pizza in the fridge.
And you love me and the guys.
Mm.
- I speak mumble mom.
- Carlitos!
- Let's go!
- We're gonna be late
- for the doggie-doption fair.
- You know what, - he's probably
putting on a new - Shoulder sweater
- So Jennifer can pull him around
- on her leash.
- Guys, it is
his first girlfriend,
- so maybe we should give him
- a break.
Okay, break over.
- I'm not gonna be able to make
- the doggie-doption.
Jennifer doesn't like dog hair,
and I might get some on my
sweater.
- Uh, we're finding dogs homes.
- There's gonna be puppies
- there.
- Puppies?
You're right.
I'm going.
- Carlos.
- Come with me to the pool in case
- I need you to do things for me.
- Uh, I got to go with the guys.
- But I want to be with you.
- Bye, guys.
Sorry.
Okay, new plan:
You two go rescue the dogs,
and I'll rescue the Carlos.
Both: Done.
- Kelly!
- Are we ready for the video shoot
- tomorrow?
- Well, the boys will be here
- tonight for dance rehearsal.
- We still need the hard drives
- for the cameras,
- And for you to tell me
- what the video is.
- The video is about having
the time of our life.
And the rest of it is
a-percolating in my head.
- Now, I am off to go get
- the hard drives for the camera.
- Or I can grab them for you
if you just give me the password
- to your new secret
- security closet.
- Never!
Now go out there and get some
awesome stuff for my video.
- Can you be more specific?
- Uh, no.
- Great.
- How did you know about
- my secret security closet?
And how did you get in here?
- I'm an explorer by nature,
and you left the door open.
- Yeah, well, now the door is...
Shut.
Ha!
- You have just locked yourself
in the super security closet.
- What?
- Wha-wait. What?
Okay, calm down,
because I paid extra
for the voice-activated password
system that opens the door.
And the password is...
- You don't know your password.
- But the password hint is...
Something I love.
- You still don't know
- your password.
- I'm thinking!
- Cannonball!
- Carlos.
No cannonballs.
They're messy.
- But I love cannonballs.
I hate cannonballs.
- Hey.
- She took away his cannonballs.
- What?
- He loves cannonballs.
- Then Jennifer did this thing
- with her finger,
And he gave them up
like he was under a spell.
- That seems a little
farfetched.
- Not if she's a witch.
- Their relationship does seem
- a little one-sided,
But not everybody can have a
perfect relationship like ours.
- Right.
- Which is why we need to show
- Carlos
- What a healthy relationship
- is like
- So we can break her teen witch
- spell.
- Yeah.
No.
- Every time we do things
- like that, we end up fighting.
- We need to show Carlos what
a healthy relationship is like!
- If I get hurt,
you're wearing a pink sweater!
- Here you go.
- Thanks for coming.
- All right,
- enjoy this little guy.
- She's a keeper.
- Of course.
- Bye, guys.
- Well, that's it, guys.
Thanks to your help, we found
homes for all but eight dogs.
- And we'll find homes
- for the rest of them next time.
- Unfortunately
there is no next time.
This was their last chance,
- so these guys are going
- to the doghouse in the sky.
- Oh, like a pooch penthouse.
- No, she means...
- We need to find homes
- for these dogs.
That's why we're here.
- Okay, well, the fair's over,
so what are we gonna do?
This is a bad idea.
- And what is Mrs. Knight
- gonna say?
- She said she's okay with it.
- No, she didn't!
- No bars.
- No bars.
No bars!
I can't be trapped in here!
I got to think of a video,
and you annoy me.
- Relax.
- We know the password
- is something you love,
So I'll say the word "love,"
- and you say the first thing
- that pops into your head.
- Okay.
- Love.
- Quilting.
- Password denied.
- Love.
- Children's laughter.
- Password denied.
- Love.
- The way sea otters break clams
- on their chest to eat them.
- Password denied.
- Who are you?
- Password attempt exceeded.
Try again later.
- No! No.
- Liverwurst.
Spring weddings.
Softsoap!
- Okay, operation "show Carlos
what a healthy relationship is
- "so he'll realize that Jennifer
- is treating him unfairly
And then he's gonna"...
- let's just get this over with.
- Who's in the mood
- for a corn dog?
- I am.
- And even thought I'm not
- the biggest fan of corn dogs,
- I like to try things
- that Kendall likes.
Jennifer, did you hear that?
- Carlos, bike ride.
Now.
- Bye, guys.
- Ah!
Kendall and I
take turns pedaling
- because relationships
- are about sharing
And give and take.
- Really?
- Faster, Carlos.
- Hurry up!
- You're losing him!
- I'm going as fast as I can!
- Knight at the puck.
- It's going in.
Fast break!
- Even though I hate hockey,
I do it because he loves it.
- Whoa.
- Jo does things
- that Kendall likes,
- Even though Jo doesn't like
- doing them.
- But I like you doing
the things that I like.
Don't you?
- Bye, guys.
- You didn't see that?
The finger?
It is a spell.
Oh!
- Make a friend today.
- Rescue a dog
- at the palmwoods dog fair.
I want a home.
- What do you think
- you're doing?
- Finding homes for dogs.
- There are no dogs allowed
in the palmwoods.
- What?
- Yeah, what about
- lightning the wonder dog?
- He is a Hollywood star.
- These dogs are not.
So when I get back
from my lunch hour
in two hours,
I want all of them gone!
- Or we turn them into
Hollywood stars in two hours.
- Oh, and how are we going
- to do that?
- Dogs!
I love dogs.
You know, I starred in
dog breath 5.
- I was amazing in it,
- and I won a woofie.
- How would you like to be
the star of a new dog movie?
- Depends.
What's it called?
- What's it called?
It's called k-9...
- Action...
- Squad.
Both: Yeah.
- I'm in.
- Jennifer says that you and Jo
- are trying to break us up.
- We weren't.
But I'm starting to think
that maybe you should.
- She made you give up corn dogs
- and hockey,
And she maybe put a spell
on you, so...
- Well, I do miss corn dogs,
and I don't like this sweater.
- It's terrible.
- But I couldn't break up
- with Jennifer.
I wouldn't even know how.
- It's easy.
And I'll show you.
- Hey, so what's the plan now?
- The plan is, this relationship
is not working out.
- It's not you.
- It's me.
- And I need some space,
- so we're breaking up.
- Are you kidding me?
- See?
- Keep it short,
- simple,
And you're back to eating
corn dogs in no time.
- Carlos.
I want to go to the park.
Carry me.
- Carlos would like to talk
to you about your relationship.
- Uh-huh.
- Does he want to talk to me
- about our relationship,
Or do you?
- Uh...
- I'm tired of your friends
- trying to ruin
- our perfect relationship.
If you want this to work,
you have to make a choice.
It's either big time rush
or me.
Oh, and, Carlos,
before you decide...
- I pick her.
Bye.
- It's her kiss
- that's the spell.
It's her kiss!
- It's her kiss.
That's the spell.
She does this with her finger,
then they go kiss.
She's not a witch.
She's just a really good kisser.
- You broke up with me.
- What?
- No, you didn't actually think
- I was seri...
Oh.
You thought I was serious.
- I told you, we always fight
- when we do these things.
- But we're not fighting now.
- I am.
- Look,
I'm super sorry,
- and I can't break the spell
- without you.
So how can I make it up to you?
You enjoying this?
Having fun?
'Cause you seem pretty happy.
- In a movie where dogs
are man's best friend,
one pooch has become
its worst enemy.
- Mad dog's on the loose again.
And only you can stop him!
Both: Now talk, pug!
- He's gonna blow up stuff!
- Start the counter.
- Come on, action squad!
You got to cut the red wire!
- Both:
- They're all red.
- Ah!
- It's too late!
- K-9 action squad.
Things are about to get rough.
- I'm getting too old for this.
- That's amazing.
- So the dogs can stay
- the palmwoods
Now that they're big
Hollywood stars?
- No.
It's amazing you think
I would fall for that.
I want all of the dogs
out of the palmwoods now.
You have run out of time.
- Well, where are we supposed
- to put them?
- We are not going back
- to the pound.
- Oh, hey, guys.
- You're here for dance rehearsal
- early.
- Oh, be a dear and protect me
from all those flying things.
- Shh!
- Nice sweater.
- No, it's not a nice sweater.
And you are under a kissing
spell from Jennifer.
- No, I'm not.
- Carlos, she goes like this,
- then you kiss,
- then you do everything she says.
- No, I don't.
- Look, any minute now
she's gonna come over here...
- I thought I told you,
it's either me or them.
Now carry me to the pool.
- Bye, guys.
- If you want to break a spell,
you need a potion.
- Oh, yeah, a potion
will break the spell.
Where are we going to get
a potion?
- Mm.
- No, it's not a nice sweater.
- Oh, good,
- you're feeling better.
- The medicine helped.
It numbed the pain,
- but you can't feel anything
- on your mouth.
- Mm.
- Wait.
- Did you say you can't feel
- anything on your mouth?
- Mm-mm.
- Wizards.
- Password denied.
- Toe socks.
- Password denied.
- Cat puzzles!
- Password denied.
- What kind of idiot
- forgets their own password
To their super security closet?
- I wish the password hint
was something I hate,
because then the answer
would be Katie knight!
- Password denied.
- Initiate emergency protocol.
- What is that?
Is that good?
The wall's closing!
- It seemed like a good option
- when I ordered it.
- Just holds the walls back.
- Ah!
- Who buys this?
- Okay, after what I think
is her ninth smoothie today,
- teen witch would have to leave
- soon for the...
- Bingo.
Let's go.
I know what you're going to say,
- but we're sorry we excused
- Jennifer of having a spell and...
Wow, your lips look chapped.
- Ooh, yeah,
- they do looked chapped.
- What?
Jennifer hates chapped lips.
- Quick, put this on.
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
You know, Jennifer
is an amazing kisser,
and I really think this would...
- ahem.
Well, look who's back.
Carlos, get rid of them.
- Okay, you sound confused.
Maybe this will clear things up.
- Okay, why aren't you
- getting rid of them,
And what are you saying?
- He's saying he doesn't feel
the same way about your kiss.
- Oh, yeah?
Well, what about this one?
- Hmm?
- Looks like one kissing spell
- was broken
By one magic potion.
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, just a little
strawberry lip balm
mixed with some of my mom's
toothache away.
- He's saying he could really go
for a corn dog.
- Oh!
- Carlos.
Eat that corn dog,
and we're through.
Uh!
- Yeah, you should probably wait
until the potion wears off.
- Wedge it in there!
- It's not stopping!
- Oh, I'm sorry I said
- I hate you.
- You're actually
- a pretty great kid.
- And I know I don't tell you,
but I really do think
you're amazing.
- I never got a chance
to figure out the video.
- Okay, getting away
- from the heart stuff now.
- Right, sorry.
I never really had a family
- until you and the dogs
- came into my life.
And I love it.
- You love what?
- You and the dogs.
The dogs.
My dogs!
- Password accepted.
- Go!
- And we never speak of this
- again.
- Agreed.
We teach the dogs
how to play Blackjack,
- then let them loose
- in Las Vegas.
Now focus.
- That's never going to work.
- And Gustavo is going to kill you
- when he sees these dogs.
- We know that,
- but we're not giving up
Till we find these dogs homes.
- We're here for
rehearsal.
- Okay, I'm back,
- and I still have no idea what to
- do with this music video and...
What are these dogs doing here?
- Um...
- We're just having them...
- Well, you said that you wanted
- a bunch of stuff
For the music video,
so I got you dogs.
- Dogs.
- Really?
We're gonna put dogs in
the music video with my dogs?
That is probably the most...
I've done it again.
- ♪ I'm lookin' at you,
- yeah ♪
♪ Something about you's
got me going crazy ♪
♪ she's beautiful, unusual,
the prettiest thing ♪
All:
♪ We're gonna party
all night ♪
♪ have the time
of our lives, yeah ♪
♪ I can't fight
how I'm feeling inside ♪
- ♪ we can party
- all night ♪
♪ Have the time
of our life, girl ♪
♪ I knew from the minute
that I looked in your eyes ♪
♪ can't let you get away,
it's obvious ♪
All:
♪ We're gonna party
all night ♪
♪ have the time
of our life ♪
♪ I can't fight
how I'm feeling inside ♪
♪ we can party
all night ♪
♪ have the time
of our lives, girl ♪
- Hey, take care of this
- little guy.
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
- Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
- Well, now we know how to find
- dogs homes.
- Make them stars
in a big time rush video.
- Okay, all of your dogs
have found new homes,
so I need my dogs
to clean up my studio.
- Uh, we'll get right on that.
By the way, your lips look
really chapped.
- Ooh, yeah.
- Lip balm?
- Okay, fine.
- Now, I want you guys
- to clean up these cages
And put things away and...
- What?
- Really?
You got this?
- We can have the rest
- of the week off?
- And Kelly too?
- Get over here.
- What?
- Thank you!
- Hey!
We love you too!
- Okay, see ya!
- Go, go, go!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
- ♪ it's the only life you got
- so you got to live it big time ♪
we need to talk about Carlos.
Both: Why?
- Because. Ever since he rescued -
and started dating blonde - Jennifer,
He seems different.
Three smoothies
and one corn dog.
- I don't eat corn dogs anymore,
- guys.
- Jennifer says they make
- my breath smell like corn dogs.
- Okay, where's Carlos?
- We said,
- "water fight, high noon."
- Can't make it.
Jennifer wants to go biking.
- Well...
- There's one thing
- that'll never change:
Carlos' love of goaltending.
- Carlos?
- Anyone for tennis?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mm.
- You're going to the dentist.
- Mm.
- Uh.
- Molar issue.
- And if you're not back
- by lunch,
There's pizza in the fridge.
And you love me and the guys.
Mm.
- I speak mumble mom.
- Carlitos!
- Let's go!
- We're gonna be late
- for the doggie-doption fair.
- You know what, - he's probably
putting on a new - Shoulder sweater
- So Jennifer can pull him around
- on her leash.
- Guys, it is
his first girlfriend,
- so maybe we should give him
- a break.
Okay, break over.
- I'm not gonna be able to make
- the doggie-doption.
Jennifer doesn't like dog hair,
and I might get some on my
sweater.
- Uh, we're finding dogs homes.
- There's gonna be puppies
- there.
- Puppies?
You're right.
I'm going.
- Carlos.
- Come with me to the pool in case
- I need you to do things for me.
- Uh, I got to go with the guys.
- But I want to be with you.
- Bye, guys.
Sorry.
Okay, new plan:
You two go rescue the dogs,
and I'll rescue the Carlos.
Both: Done.
- Kelly!
- Are we ready for the video shoot
- tomorrow?
- Well, the boys will be here
- tonight for dance rehearsal.
- We still need the hard drives
- for the cameras,
- And for you to tell me
- what the video is.
- The video is about having
the time of our life.
And the rest of it is
a-percolating in my head.
- Now, I am off to go get
- the hard drives for the camera.
- Or I can grab them for you
if you just give me the password
- to your new secret
- security closet.
- Never!
Now go out there and get some
awesome stuff for my video.
- Can you be more specific?
- Uh, no.
- Great.
- How did you know about
- my secret security closet?
And how did you get in here?
- I'm an explorer by nature,
and you left the door open.
- Yeah, well, now the door is...
Shut.
Ha!
- You have just locked yourself
in the super security closet.
- What?
- Wha-wait. What?
Okay, calm down,
because I paid extra
for the voice-activated password
system that opens the door.
And the password is...
- You don't know your password.
- But the password hint is...
Something I love.
- You still don't know
- your password.
- I'm thinking!
- Cannonball!
- Carlos.
No cannonballs.
They're messy.
- But I love cannonballs.
I hate cannonballs.
- Hey.
- She took away his cannonballs.
- What?
- He loves cannonballs.
- Then Jennifer did this thing
- with her finger,
And he gave them up
like he was under a spell.
- That seems a little
farfetched.
- Not if she's a witch.
- Their relationship does seem
- a little one-sided,
But not everybody can have a
perfect relationship like ours.
- Right.
- Which is why we need to show
- Carlos
- What a healthy relationship
- is like
- So we can break her teen witch
- spell.
- Yeah.
No.
- Every time we do things
- like that, we end up fighting.
- We need to show Carlos what
a healthy relationship is like!
- If I get hurt,
you're wearing a pink sweater!
- Here you go.
- Thanks for coming.
- All right,
- enjoy this little guy.
- She's a keeper.
- Of course.
- Bye, guys.
- Well, that's it, guys.
Thanks to your help, we found
homes for all but eight dogs.
- And we'll find homes
- for the rest of them next time.
- Unfortunately
there is no next time.
This was their last chance,
- so these guys are going
- to the doghouse in the sky.
- Oh, like a pooch penthouse.
- No, she means...
- We need to find homes
- for these dogs.
That's why we're here.
- Okay, well, the fair's over,
so what are we gonna do?
This is a bad idea.
- And what is Mrs. Knight
- gonna say?
- She said she's okay with it.
- No, she didn't!
- No bars.
- No bars.
No bars!
I can't be trapped in here!
I got to think of a video,
and you annoy me.
- Relax.
- We know the password
- is something you love,
So I'll say the word "love,"
- and you say the first thing
- that pops into your head.
- Okay.
- Love.
- Quilting.
- Password denied.
- Love.
- Children's laughter.
- Password denied.
- Love.
- The way sea otters break clams
- on their chest to eat them.
- Password denied.
- Who are you?
- Password attempt exceeded.
Try again later.
- No! No.
- Liverwurst.
Spring weddings.
Softsoap!
- Okay, operation "show Carlos
what a healthy relationship is
- "so he'll realize that Jennifer
- is treating him unfairly
And then he's gonna"...
- let's just get this over with.
- Who's in the mood
- for a corn dog?
- I am.
- And even thought I'm not
- the biggest fan of corn dogs,
- I like to try things
- that Kendall likes.
Jennifer, did you hear that?
- Carlos, bike ride.
Now.
- Bye, guys.
- Ah!
Kendall and I
take turns pedaling
- because relationships
- are about sharing
And give and take.
- Really?
- Faster, Carlos.
- Hurry up!
- You're losing him!
- I'm going as fast as I can!
- Knight at the puck.
- It's going in.
Fast break!
- Even though I hate hockey,
I do it because he loves it.
- Whoa.
- Jo does things
- that Kendall likes,
- Even though Jo doesn't like
- doing them.
- But I like you doing
the things that I like.
Don't you?
- Bye, guys.
- You didn't see that?
The finger?
It is a spell.
Oh!
- Make a friend today.
- Rescue a dog
- at the palmwoods dog fair.
I want a home.
- What do you think
- you're doing?
- Finding homes for dogs.
- There are no dogs allowed
in the palmwoods.
- What?
- Yeah, what about
- lightning the wonder dog?
- He is a Hollywood star.
- These dogs are not.
So when I get back
from my lunch hour
in two hours,
I want all of them gone!
- Or we turn them into
Hollywood stars in two hours.
- Oh, and how are we going
- to do that?
- Dogs!
I love dogs.
You know, I starred in
dog breath 5.
- I was amazing in it,
- and I won a woofie.
- How would you like to be
the star of a new dog movie?
- Depends.
What's it called?
- What's it called?
It's called k-9...
- Action...
- Squad.
Both: Yeah.
- I'm in.
- Jennifer says that you and Jo
- are trying to break us up.
- We weren't.
But I'm starting to think
that maybe you should.
- She made you give up corn dogs
- and hockey,
And she maybe put a spell
on you, so...
- Well, I do miss corn dogs,
and I don't like this sweater.
- It's terrible.
- But I couldn't break up
- with Jennifer.
I wouldn't even know how.
- It's easy.
And I'll show you.
- Hey, so what's the plan now?
- The plan is, this relationship
is not working out.
- It's not you.
- It's me.
- And I need some space,
- so we're breaking up.
- Are you kidding me?
- See?
- Keep it short,
- simple,
And you're back to eating
corn dogs in no time.
- Carlos.
I want to go to the park.
Carry me.
- Carlos would like to talk
to you about your relationship.
- Uh-huh.
- Does he want to talk to me
- about our relationship,
Or do you?
- Uh...
- I'm tired of your friends
- trying to ruin
- our perfect relationship.
If you want this to work,
you have to make a choice.
It's either big time rush
or me.
Oh, and, Carlos,
before you decide...
- I pick her.
Bye.
- It's her kiss
- that's the spell.
It's her kiss!
- It's her kiss.
That's the spell.
She does this with her finger,
then they go kiss.
She's not a witch.
She's just a really good kisser.
- You broke up with me.
- What?
- No, you didn't actually think
- I was seri...
Oh.
You thought I was serious.
- I told you, we always fight
- when we do these things.
- But we're not fighting now.
- I am.
- Look,
I'm super sorry,
- and I can't break the spell
- without you.
So how can I make it up to you?
You enjoying this?
Having fun?
'Cause you seem pretty happy.
- In a movie where dogs
are man's best friend,
one pooch has become
its worst enemy.
- Mad dog's on the loose again.
And only you can stop him!
Both: Now talk, pug!
- He's gonna blow up stuff!
- Start the counter.
- Come on, action squad!
You got to cut the red wire!
- Both:
- They're all red.
- Ah!
- It's too late!
- K-9 action squad.
Things are about to get rough.
- I'm getting too old for this.
- That's amazing.
- So the dogs can stay
- the palmwoods
Now that they're big
Hollywood stars?
- No.
It's amazing you think
I would fall for that.
I want all of the dogs
out of the palmwoods now.
You have run out of time.
- Well, where are we supposed
- to put them?
- We are not going back
- to the pound.
- Oh, hey, guys.
- You're here for dance rehearsal
- early.
- Oh, be a dear and protect me
from all those flying things.
- Shh!
- Nice sweater.
- No, it's not a nice sweater.
And you are under a kissing
spell from Jennifer.
- No, I'm not.
- Carlos, she goes like this,
- then you kiss,
- then you do everything she says.
- No, I don't.
- Look, any minute now
she's gonna come over here...
- I thought I told you,
it's either me or them.
Now carry me to the pool.
- Bye, guys.
- If you want to break a spell,
you need a potion.
- Oh, yeah, a potion
will break the spell.
Where are we going to get
a potion?
- Mm.
- No, it's not a nice sweater.
- Oh, good,
- you're feeling better.
- The medicine helped.
It numbed the pain,
- but you can't feel anything
- on your mouth.
- Mm.
- Wait.
- Did you say you can't feel
- anything on your mouth?
- Mm-mm.
- Wizards.
- Password denied.
- Toe socks.
- Password denied.
- Cat puzzles!
- Password denied.
- What kind of idiot
- forgets their own password
To their super security closet?
- I wish the password hint
was something I hate,
because then the answer
would be Katie knight!
- Password denied.
- Initiate emergency protocol.
- What is that?
Is that good?
The wall's closing!
- It seemed like a good option
- when I ordered it.
- Just holds the walls back.
- Ah!
- Who buys this?
- Okay, after what I think
is her ninth smoothie today,
- teen witch would have to leave
- soon for the...
- Bingo.
Let's go.
I know what you're going to say,
- but we're sorry we excused
- Jennifer of having a spell and...
Wow, your lips look chapped.
- Ooh, yeah,
- they do looked chapped.
- What?
Jennifer hates chapped lips.
- Quick, put this on.
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
You know, Jennifer
is an amazing kisser,
and I really think this would...
- ahem.
Well, look who's back.
Carlos, get rid of them.
- Okay, you sound confused.
Maybe this will clear things up.
- Okay, why aren't you
- getting rid of them,
And what are you saying?
- He's saying he doesn't feel
the same way about your kiss.
- Oh, yeah?
Well, what about this one?
- Hmm?
- Looks like one kissing spell
- was broken
By one magic potion.
- What are you talking about?
- Oh, just a little
strawberry lip balm
mixed with some of my mom's
toothache away.
- He's saying he could really go
for a corn dog.
- Oh!
- Carlos.
Eat that corn dog,
and we're through.
Uh!
- Yeah, you should probably wait
until the potion wears off.
- Wedge it in there!
- It's not stopping!
- Oh, I'm sorry I said
- I hate you.
- You're actually
- a pretty great kid.
- And I know I don't tell you,
but I really do think
you're amazing.
- I never got a chance
to figure out the video.
- Okay, getting away
- from the heart stuff now.
- Right, sorry.
I never really had a family
- until you and the dogs
- came into my life.
And I love it.
- You love what?
- You and the dogs.
The dogs.
My dogs!
- Password accepted.
- Go!
- And we never speak of this
- again.
- Agreed.
We teach the dogs
how to play Blackjack,
- then let them loose
- in Las Vegas.
Now focus.
- That's never going to work.
- And Gustavo is going to kill you
- when he sees these dogs.
- We know that,
- but we're not giving up
Till we find these dogs homes.
- We're here for
rehearsal.
- Okay, I'm back,
- and I still have no idea what to
- do with this music video and...
What are these dogs doing here?
- Um...
- We're just having them...
- Well, you said that you wanted
- a bunch of stuff
For the music video,
so I got you dogs.
- Dogs.
- Really?
We're gonna put dogs in
the music video with my dogs?
That is probably the most...
I've done it again.
- ♪ I'm lookin' at you,
- yeah ♪
♪ Something about you's
got me going crazy ♪
♪ she's beautiful, unusual,
the prettiest thing ♪
All:
♪ We're gonna party
all night ♪
♪ have the time
of our lives, yeah ♪
♪ I can't fight
how I'm feeling inside ♪
- ♪ we can party
- all night ♪
♪ Have the time
of our life, girl ♪
♪ I knew from the minute
that I looked in your eyes ♪
♪ can't let you get away,
it's obvious ♪
All:
♪ We're gonna party
all night ♪
♪ have the time
of our life ♪
♪ I can't fight
how I'm feeling inside ♪
♪ we can party
all night ♪
♪ have the time
of our lives, girl ♪
- Hey, take care of this
- little guy.
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
- Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
- Well, now we know how to find
- dogs homes.
- Make them stars
in a big time rush video.
- Okay, all of your dogs
have found new homes,
so I need my dogs
to clean up my studio.
- Uh, we'll get right on that.
By the way, your lips look
really chapped.
- Ooh, yeah.
- Lip balm?
- Okay, fine.
- Now, I want you guys
- to clean up these cages
And put things away and...
- What?
- Really?
You got this?
- We can have the rest
- of the week off?
- And Kelly too?
- Get over here.
- What?
- Thank you!
- Hey!
We love you too!
- Okay, see ya!
- Go, go, go!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
- ♪ it's the only life you got
- so you got to live it big time ♪