Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 29 - Big Time Move - full transcript

The boys have the fight of all fights and decide to move out. James ends up squatting in a cool retiree's apartment, Logan moves into a place right by the water, Carlos builds a cardboard house, and Kendall must fix things.

- Hey, Madison Michele here.

Welcome to a very special

"backstage access"

where we are using

the entire half hour

to give you a big time rush.

We'll give you exclusive access

to where the boys live and play

and visit the studio

- where they traded the hockey ice
- for Hollywood lights

And recorded the hit song



that started it all.

- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

All:

All:

All:

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ so you got

to live it big time ♪

- On the Eve of
- their second album release,

We sat down with Kendall,



James, Carlos, and Logan

- as they dish on the ins and outs
- and ups and downs

- Of creating
- the big time pop band

That is hoping

to rule the world.

All: ♪ so everybody get up,

up out of your seats ♪

- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪

♪ And jump up, up,

up on the beat ♪

- ♪ I'd give it,
- give it all to you ♪

- ♪ give it, give it,
- give it all to you ♪

♪ So everybody get up,

up out of your seats ♪

- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪

♪ And jump up, up,

up on the beat ♪

- All right, guys, so say hello
- to your national audience.

All: Hi, national audience.

Kendall: Hello!

- Okay, we're gonna get into
- the new album

- And the upcoming tour
- in just a second.

But first, is it true that

- you guys didn't plan
- for any of this?

- No.
- I wanted to play hockey.

- Actually,
- it was this dude's fault.

- James' fault.
- My fault?

You guys can all thank me now.

- All: No, no, no, no, no!
- Because I'm gonna be famous.

Sing to sold-out arenas,

have, like, five houses...

- Do you want
- to be a pop star?

- Yes.

- Well, today's your chance

if you're in Minnesota.

Are you ready?

- My name is James diamond,
- and I want to be famous.

- You have no talent!

- No talent?
- You're the one with no talent.

- Mrs. Knight,

I want to take your family

to Los Angeles

- and produce some demo tracks
- with Kendall.

- Okay, I'll go to la with you

and record some demos.

If you take my buds

and make us a singing group.

- Dude!

All:

All: ♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ so you got

to live it big time ♪

- All right, guys,

- so the new album is called
- "all over again."

So Kendall,

if you had the chance,

would you do it all over again?

- Oh, drum roll.

- And the answer is...

- Big time.

- Kendall knight,
- born in shakopee, Minnesota,

Grew up a skating phenom

with a secret love of music.

And despite being known as

cool rush around the studio,

he has, on occasion,

been known to lose that cool.

- Everybody just calm down!

Everybody calm down!

- Everybody chill!
- And they are evil!

- I don't know!
- All right, that's it!

This is not better!

Who invited

all of these people?

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- What is this?
- How could you?

Who's the dude?

Girl supposed to kiss me boy.

- Uh...
- Back off.

- And even when things
- get intense,

This good guy is not afraid

to be the bad boy.

- Ooh!

It's a bad boy off!

- Bad boy off.

- That sounds interesting.
- Doesn't that sound interesting?

- You know one thing I know

about bad boys is,

they like breaking stuff.

Smash!

He destroyed my office.

My music awards!

And he used my drawer

as a bathroom.

- Bad boys go where they want.

- That's a new one.

- And this former
- high school hockey captain

- Is also known
- for his famous pep talks.

- I smell speech.

- We are not beaten yet.

We have to do this on our own.

We're almost halfway there.

Gustavo might be loud,

mean, obnoxious,

self-absorbed,

unattractive...

Both: Get to the point.

- We can do this together.

All: All right!

- Hey, Madison Michele here.

Still hanging poolside

with big time rush.

- All right, guys,
- so what can you tell me

About where we're hanging?

- Well, we're
- at la's famous palm woods.

- Actors, singers, dancers,

- basically anyone with big dreams
- usually stops here first.

- It's pretty much known as

the home for the future famous.

- Bingo.

- How could you?

With my mom in the hospital

and my huge fight

with my best friend

and my zit!

- All: "Degrassi" audition?
- Wish me luck.

- Oh!

- ♪ You got pranked,
- you got pranked ♪

- Look!

- I'm a life-sized doll
- of myself!

- Jett is right here,

- and I would expect
- a warmer reception

Considering I'm the only one

- who thought to bring
- a cheese platter.

- Eeny, meeny, miny...
- No.

- You're in on it.

- I'm not in on anything

- except realizing
- you're all weird.

- Have you seen your hair
- lately?

- What?
- I'm busy.

Come back never.

Looks like it's time

for bitters to crash the party.

- Dude.

- Did you hear that?

It was the ghost.

- Hey, fellas.

I heard you got a nasty clog.

- What do you got?

- Oh, the city is ours.

For one night,

make your city yours.

- Interesting.

Go on.

- What?

Uh...

There's a bunch of kids in it.

Tall kids.

Weird tall kids.

Girls!

Uh, teenage girls.

Itchy, itchy teenage girls.

No, rocking out!

Teenage boys and girls

rocking out to b.T.R.

- Okay, so this next question
- is for James.

Who do you think

is best looking in the band?

- You have got to be kidding.

- Oh, this will be good.

- His best friend is his comb.

- Well, Madison,

that's gonna take

a lot of thought, but...

It's me.

- According

to big time legend,

James diamond started singing

and dancing at the age of two

- and started using
- hair care products

By the age of three.

Owner of one very lucky comb

and ten full-length mirrors,

- it's no surprise
- they call this rush

The pretty one.

- I'm James.

Let's show them some handsome.

Ooh.

Better wear your cuda.

One boy next door;

one bad boy.

One hot young doctor;

one hot greasy mechanic.

Athletic dog trainer,

sassy speed skater,

confused astronaut.

Girls love it

when you're fun and creative.

Like using my "will you go to

the dance with me?" Flying disc.

Observe.

See?

Look at yourself.

Who's handsomer than you?

No one.

Who's got more style than you?

No one.

Who's smarter than you?

Well, lots of people,

- but that has nothing to do
- with being a model.

Hey, I'm still me.

Just better.

And we could all wear bandanas.

It could be our thing.

Bandanas.

Let's do this.

We're not wearing bandanas.

- Bandanas are cool!

- Okay, guys, that was great.
- Cut.

After our interview,

we were given exclusive access

to apartment 2j

where we met the band's

official baby sister

and unofficial momager.

- She's always been

kind of nervous

in front of the camera.

But if she could talk,

she'd probably say,

- even though
- we're not all related,

We're still

one big happy family.

- Boys, boys, no fighting.

- How about
- a healthy snack instead?

Okay, that is enough!

- I love you,
- but I'm a little busy right now.

Ow! Ow!

- Ow! Ow! Ow!

- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!

- I have sensitive ears.
- You know that.

- Hey, what's going on?

We're sticking it to the man.

- I want
- to stick it to the man.

- You can't just
- sell big time rush gear.

- Yes, I can.
- It's called boot-legging.

- Honey, you have got to be firm
- with this girl.

- Just tell her that you are
- never, ever going to date her

And she should go back

to her boyfriend.

- You have to tell Camille
- you want to date other people.

- What is with you parents

and telling the truth

all the time?

- Sorry, boys,
- but that crown will be mine.

- Whoa, mama, knight!

- My work here is done.

- You know that producer lady's
- gonna have

- Every security guard
- on the lot after you.

- Not if my baby sister,

whom I love,

creates a distraction.

[Helicopter blades whirring,

[sirens wail]

- One more level

till I beat the game!

[Helicopter blades whirring,

[sirens wail]

- You know you were
- really annoying today

- With all that
- overprotective stuff.

Yeah, I know.

- Thanks.

- Mom!

Thanks.

- Come on!

- Okay, we're taking a break,

- but stick around as we leave
- the famous palm woods

For the legendary

rocqué records

where we ask the boys

the one question

they won't want to answer.

- Wait, what?
- Wait, what question?

- All that and more when
- "backstage access" returns.

- You have a question for us?

- What's the question?

- Just give us a hint!

- What question?

All:

- ♪ But girl,
- you got me tongue-tied ♪

- ♪ I try to move
- but I'm stuck in my shoes ♪

♪ Paralyzed,

p-p-p-paralyzed ♪

♪ I see you walking

but all you do is pass me by ♪

♪ 'cause words

don't come into my mind ♪

- ♪ I'd make a move
- if I had the guts to ♪

♪ Paralyzed

p-p-p-paralyzed ♪

All: ♪ talk of the town now

and you already know ♪

All: ♪ a superstar,

that you're a star ♪

All:

All:

- Hey, Madison Michele back
- here with big time rush.

Where the question

on everybody's mind is...

- Coming up later.

- All: Oh!
- You always do that!

- Why do you guys
- always do this kind of stuff?

- But the burning question

on my mind is,

Carlos, where's the helmet?

- Oh!
- Nope, don't...

- Okay, look,
- I agreed not to wear it

- During photo shoots
- and interviews.

- But why?
- I think the helmet is cute.

- Well, so do I.

- Much better.
- I knew he'd bring it.

- You just ruined your hair.
- Hey, Madison likes it.

Son of a Minneapolis

police officer,

Carlos Garcia was voted

most likely to marry a corndog

by his sophomore class.

Nicknamed the wild rush,

he learned early on that

a little extra head protection

can go a long way.

- Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Under

the strobing lights... ♪

- The hardest part of any date
- is starting a conversation.

So just go in there

- and tell her something
- interesting about yourself.

- Here is something interesting
- about myself.

- No...

No helmets.

He hates helmets.

- Then I started
- taking my rash medicine,

And it got mostly better.

So then Kendall says

he's gonna get me a girlfriend.

And here you are.

When do we mouth kiss?

- Sweet.
- Now I can drink more.

Step aside, boys.

My uncle was a locksmith.

- You just place your hands
- between the cylinder

And the central housing,

and then hit it

with a sledgehammer!

What have I done?

- All my friends
- are all trapped in a well.

There's only one thing to do.

All: What'd you do that for?

- I was lonely.

This looks like a job for...

El hombre

El flaming space rock man.

- Not even a little.

- Huh!

You really are a superhero!

- No, I'm a pop star.

[Whooshes, tin clangs,

[zooms]

- Now, since we're here
- at rocqué records,

Tell me, what is it like

- to work with
- the legendary Gustavo rocqué?

- "Working with Gustavo
- is wonderful."

- "He is the best

in the business."

Oh.

"He's nice."

- "We could not do it
- without him."

- Wanting to talk
- to the man behind the band,

We sat down with Gustavo

and his associate,

Kelly Wainwright.

- Now, I've spent a good part
- of the day with the boys,

And they can be wild.

How do you keep them in line?

- How do I keep the dogs

in line, Madison?

- Oh, by the way,
- I call them dogs.

With a look.

Yeah.

- That's right.
- That's all it takes.

A look.

Ooh.

- Actually,

it takes more than a look.

It takes the face.

- The face

does not beat the look.

- Yes, it does.

- With 27 gold records

to his credit,

- Gustavo rocqué
- made a name in the '90s

- As the volcanic producer
- of hit bands

Like boyz in the attic

and boyz city.

- But now that his new band
- is climbing the charts,

He claims he's calming down.

All talent are dogs!

And dogs need to know

who's in charge

or they will not listen

to commands

and poop on your carpet!

- Dogs.
- Dogs.

- Dogs!
- Dogs.

- I need to stay
- with you dogs tonight.

- Dogs.
- Hey, dogs.

I hate those dogs.

- Dogs.
- Dogs.

Dogs!

What else do you dogs do

on fish stick Fridays?

- You want me to let the monkeys
- mansion-sit?

- I thought we were dogs.

- You're monkey dogs!

So how was that?

- And now, the question

you've all been waiting for.

- Do your worst.

- But first...
- Oh, what?

- Again?
- You keep doing this.

- A pop quiz for the group.

- Okay, let's do it.
- A pop quiz.

- Who is the only pop star
- on the charts

- Who's also a member of
- the future doctors of america?

- Oh, stop, stop, stop.
- I got this one.

- I know this.
- Um...

- It's me.
- No, just... Logan, stop.

- It's, um...
- No, it's me.

- Logan, you're messing up
- my concentration.

- Stop it.
- I know this.

- It's me!

- The quartet's Logan Mitchell

- was the last
- to join the group of friends

- When he moved to Minnesota
- in the third grade

- Where the boys say
- they quickly bonded

- Because he did their homework
- for them.

All:

♪ Everything's better

with you ♪

- Wha!

- Everybody chill it out.

And hop aboard

the Logan train...

Whoo-whoo!

To mellow ville.

Bink!

Chill.

- How's it going?

- Hey, chilling.

- You know, doing my thing.
- Bleep, blop, bloop.

- Okay,
- you failed the first test.

- Yeah, well, I can't believe
- we can't get rid of a ghost.

Both: You believe in ghosts?

- I believe
- in the doo-doos in my pants.

- I have yet to meet one boy

who fully understands my book.

- Yeah, well,

um, hmm, that's crazy,

because I understood it, and...

I'm a boy.

Ooh, yeah.

- What do you girls think
- about that?

You like that?

You like that?

So you don't like that.

All: Boy!

- What?
- Where?

Because I'm a girl,

and boys are stupid.

Fresh.

♪ Don't want to get nasty,

but this is how it rocks ♪

- ♪ this is big time rush's house
- not a kitty litter box ♪

- ♪ and you got posters on
- the wall but ain't no thing ♪

- ♪ 'cause we gonna
- rock this out ♪

Eventually.

Shicka-jigga-what?

- And now the question

everyone has been waiting for.

And us.

- Romance.

- Oh.
- Whoa.

- Who's taken
- and who's available?

- We are all single.

- Free and clear.

- Call me.
- Right here.

- You know, we've discovered

- that dating in Hollywood
- can be...

Complicated.

- Complicated.
- Yes.

- Will you be my date

to the prom?

- No.
- What?

- Will you go to the dance
- with me?

- No.

- Will you go to the dance
- with me?

- No.

- Don't even go there.

- Logan Mitchell,

will you go out with me?

- Yes.

It is over, Logan Mitchell,

- and I never want
- to see you again.

♪ I love you, I love you,

so don't let me go ♪

♪ I love you, I love you,

don't leave me ♪

- Hello?
- Uh-huh.

I got the part?

- It's shooting in New Zealand
- for three years?

- They want me
- to leave this week?

- Oh, yes!

- This opportunity only comes

once in a lifetime.

- Maybe you only come

once in a lifetime.

- You are gonna be amazing.

- ♪ Before you tell me
- anything ♪

All:

- All: ♪ never as far away
- as it may seem ♪

All: ♪ we'll pick up

right where we left off ♪

♪ there's just one thing

that I gotta do ♪

- ♪ hello, tuck you in
- every night on the phone ♪

- ♪ girl, I'll be thinking
- about you worldwide ♪

♪ Worldwide,

worldwide ♪

- ♪ girl,
- I'll be thinking about you ♪

♪ I may meet

a million pretty girls ♪

- Well,
- we're about out of time.

- Boo.
- Come on.

- But before we go, is there
- anything you want to say?

- We love our fans.

- We love you rushers!

- We have the best fans

in the world.

- Everybody call me.

Call me. You can call me.

You can call me, guys.

- Well, that about wraps up

- this special edition
- of "backstage access,"

- And even though
- it's only their second album,

- We want to leave you
- with a look back

At some of big time rush's

greatest hits.

- All right,
- we'll see you guys soon.

- Don't forget to call me.
- Bye.

- Call me.
- Five, six, seven, eight.

- Duh!

- Dude, stop.

- Ah!

- Ow!

- What... ow!
- What're you doing?

Ah!

- Ah!

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

All:

- ♪ Make it work,
- get it right ♪

All:

- Hey!

All:

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ so you got

to live it big time ♪