Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 28 - Big Time Interview - full transcript
Big Time Rush has just dropped their second album and the guys get interviewed on an Entertainment Tonight-type program where they answer revealing questions about their life inside and outside of Big Time Rush.
Bio hazhard battle blast 5:
Crotchy returns
is the best game ever.
- Okay,
- you can stop saying that now.
- Ohh.
- Carlos,
- don't blow up the ammo.
I was saving that for later.
- Yeah, and I wanted
the platinum controller.
- No, no, no.
- Augh!
- James,
- you betrayed me?
- You're slowing us down.
- I was watching your back.
- Yeah,
- and you're really bad at it.
- Oh, oh,
yeah, well, am I bad at this?
Ahh!
- Please, stop.
Have you guys noticed
we can't spend five minutes
together lately without
fighting?
- Auuugh!
Arrgh!
- Auuugh!
- Well,
- I can't live like this anymore,
So I'm moving out.
- Oh,
- way ahead of you here, boy.
- Wait,
- where did you get the...
- I am so not gonna miss
- any of you.
- Carlos out.
- James out.
- Nobody is moving out.
- Now,
- we have been friends forever,
And we're perfectly capable of
spending five minutes together
without fighting,
right?
He's right. Yes. Fine. Yeah.
- I hate all of you.
- Do not follow me.
- I'm moving out.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mr. Bitters,
we are moving out.
- Yes!
- No, not out of the palm woods.
- Okay, look,
- we want our own apartments.
- All right, I will need
a security deposit,
first and last months' rent,
key fee,
a parking fee,
and a fee-fee
for total of $7,002 each.
I'm so out of here, man.
Don't talk to me.
- Hey, bitters,
I'm finally taking
that kayak tour
around the world,
so I won't be needing these.
- Have a palm woods time.
- Have you guys been fighting
- again?
- It was a mild skirmish.
- I thought I told you guys
to go outside and play.
- Mom, we're not eight anymore,
- and the new video game we bought
- is inside,
And we'll be fine.
- Arrgh.
- How bad was it?
- They packed their suitcases
- and moved out.
- They moved out?
- I don't know why
- we're fighting so much.
- It's starting.
- What's starting?
- You're growing apart
- and this friendship
- Wouldn't be the first
- to be destroyed
- By the intense pressures
- of Hollywood.
- Well, you know what?
That's not gonna happen to us.
And you know why?
Because I have a plan.
- You're gonna get Gustavo
- to yell at them
And make them move back?
- And now if have a better plan.
Thanks, Katie.
- Look, the new album
is called all over again,
so I want this tour to be called
the "all over the world tour."
- Yeah, well,
- Germany won't call us back,
- And Australia won't answer
- any of our email.
- Ahhh.
- Gustavo,
we have a problem.
- I know.
We're booking our world tour,
and the world
won't call us back.
- Actually, no.
- Me and the guys
- got in a huge fight,
And they moved out.
They moved out?
- Yeah, so can you yell at them
- and get them to come back
So we can be friends again?
- Yes, because I do not need
this band breaking up
- before our
- soon-to-be world tour.
Plus,
I love to yell.
- Can you please not spike
- a banana peel?
- And pick that up before you slip
- on it and throw your back out.
- Oh, please.
- That only happens in cartoons.
- My back.
- Oh, this looks bad.
- Yeah.
- I can't move... Or yell.
- Maybe it's not so bad.
- Oh, yes, it is, because he
- needs to get to the palm woods
So he can fix us.
- Kendall,
- you have to do it yourself.
You have to keep
this band together.
And, Kelly, call doc Hollywood.
- You know, I've never heard him
- whisper before.
I will destroy all of you.
- Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
- Kendall,
- so not nice to see you.
- Now, get off my lawn, please.
- Thank you.
- There is no lawn.
And what is this?
- Ahh, I always wanted a place
by the water.
It's so peaceful and doesn't
have any of my... Ex-friends.
- Look, will you just come back
- to the crib,
And we can figure this out?
- Because you can't live
- in a cabana your whole life.
- No, but...
- The cabana sign-in sheet
- goes up to two years,
And look at who's booked it.
- Huh?
- Me.
- Ohhh.
- Now, get off my lawn, hmm?
- There is no lawn,
and I'm sorry
that we were fighting.
- But what will it take to get you
- to come back to the crib?
- I want Carlos and James
to apologize too.
Then... hmm... I'll think about it.
- Done.
- Hey, do you happen to know
- where they are?
- I don't care, but Carlos did
say he always wanted a place
overlooking the park.
- Who is it?
- It's Kendall.
- I'll be right there.
- [Door squeaking open
- and shutting]
- What do you want?
- Hmm, I want you to move back
- into the crib
And to not live in a box.
- What are you talking about?
This box house is awesome.
I've got a lovely view
of the park,
my own bathroom,
and a modern kitchen.
Ooh, one second.
Cookie?
- Okay,
- so your box house is cool,
But so is the crib
with a swirly slide
and video games
and best friends,
and if you just apologize
to Logan,
- we can all be best friends
- again.
- No, not until James
apologizes to me
for tossing my helmet cereal
- yeah, well, that's a problem,
- because nobody knows
Where James... Is.
- What are you doing?
- Retiring.
Retiring from the crib,
the fights,
and my former friends.
- Whose place is this?
- Does it matter?
- It might.
- Here's what matters.
- Moving out of the crib
- and into here
Was my best move ever.
I clap,
and things happen.
And I don't need to share
my hard candies with anyone.
- And you have no friends here.
- Wrong again.
Ooh.
- Senior alert.
Is everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.
- Everything's great.
- Thank you.
- How are you today?
- Oh, uh, I'm good.
Thanks.
- Okay.
- Okay, I don't know why
- we're fighting so much,
- But we have been friends
- forever,
And we have a maybe world tour
coming up,
- so would you please apologize
- to Carlos
- So that we can apologize
- to Logan,
- And don't say you'll only do it
- if Logan apologizes
To you first.
I said not to say that.
Arrgh.
- Why am I on this table?
- Doc Hollywood said you have to
- lie flat on a hard surface.
- Where is doc Hollywood?
- Shooting his reality series,
but he said he's sending over
the best in the business.
- And that would be me,
Chantal, alternative healer
and spiritual advisor
to the stars.
- No, no, no.
No robe-y quacks.
- That's what Johnny Depp said
- until I cured his halitosis...
With my palms.
- Cure me.
I have to get up and get our
almost world tour going.
Augh.
- 70% of all ailments
are in the mind,
so we must trick this mind
into getting him off this table.
- Auuugh!
Crash!
- Okay, now we know
it's not in his mind.
- I miss them, but at least
- I get the platinum controller.
- You were too nice to them.
- Katie,
- they're my best friends.
- You have to manipulate them.
- Go on.
- They want apologies?
Then give them apologies.
- But they won't apologize.
- And that's where manipulation
- comes in.
- If Carlos is so sorry,
- why doesn't he come here
- and say so himself, huh?
- You know Carlos and his pride.
But he told me to tell you that
he's making you a special lunch
to show you just how sorry
he is.
- James wants to make me
a special lunch?
- Why doesn't he just tell me
- he's sorry?
- Oh,
you know him and his pride.
- What's he making me?
- A nice healthy salad.
- Well...
- Logan does know
- I prefer a light lunch.
- And you know he's got
a lot of pride,
- so I wouldn't even mention
- the apology
And just enjoy the lunch
he made you.
- Hmm.
- Sounds like a nice lunch,
James.
- This is really good.
- You know how much
I love toast.
- And has anyone noticed
that it's been five minutes,
and we haven't fought?
- Yeah.
You know, I don't even know why
we fought in the first place.
I know. Ditto.
- So let's all renew
- our friendship
- With a little
- bio hazard battle blasting
And never fight again.
Yes! Whoo!
- Put down the laptop right now.
- No, you tell him
to put down my helmet.
- Not until I get
- my lucky comb back.
Oh, you mean this comb?
- Well, counting lunch, you made
it 6 minutes without fighting.
- So it's getting better,
right?
Not the platinum controller.
- I don't know why
we're fighting so much.
- You're growing apart.
Most adolescent friendships
eventually decay
due to distrust and...
- I mean, last week,
- we were singing
- And getting ready
- for a might-be world tour,
And now we're not even talking.
- Why don't you just be honest
- with them
And tell them how much
you miss them?
- Uh, yeah,
- guys don't do that, mom.
- Oh, yeah,
- but the manipulation thing
Worked out real well for ya.
- Yeah,
why did you do that?
- Well, how am I supposed to
- get them all together
To say anything?
- With love.
- Love fixes lots of things,
- okay?
- You know what?
You're right, because
the one thing we all love is...
Bio hazard battle blast 5.
I'll create the ultimate
- tournament of champions
- challenge
- That they have to come back
- to the crib for.
- Or you could go outside
and play.
- Nah,
- my way is better.
- Ugh.
- Well,
- what about Switzerland?
They like everything.
- Not big time rush,
nor Finland or Norway.
- I just need one
- international city to make it
The all over the world tour.
Augh.
- What you need
- is to free your mind
From all its negativity
and let the hot healing stones
of healing
draw out the pain in your back.
- Well,
the stones aren't even hot.
- My bad.
- Whoa, whoa, no flame.
- Back off.
- Auugh.
- Back off.
- This cured the queen's eczema.
- Oof, oof, oof, oof.
- Give it to me.
- Auuugh!
- Give it to me.
Bills, bills...
Urgent plea from Rob lowe.
What's this?
"Do you have
what it takes to win
- "the ultimate bio hazard
- battle blast 5 tournament
Of champions challenge?"
The crib.
3:00.
Be there
and win the ultimate prize."
- I swore I'd never
- go back there
Or talk to them again.
- Yeah, James, my supervisor
said I can't talk to you anymore
unless it's a real emergency.
- Wait.
- This is an emergency.
I'm lonely.
- Kelly wainright,
- b.t.r. Tour manager.
- Yes!
- What?
- Augh!
Ow.
- We are playing Vancouver,
Canada,
which means b.T.R.'S
all over the world tour... Is on.
- Yes!
Ohhh. Augh.
- Technically,
- that's a north American tour.
You need to play another
continent for a world tour.
- Not helping.
Augh!
- And you need to fix him,
- so he can move again.
- My record is perfect,
- but my positive vibes
- have never faced
Such negative blocks before.
Oooh-ahh.
- Look, our album
is called all over again,
so do what you're doing
all over again until he's fixed.
- Then I will resort to more
western chiropractic methods.
- Ehh, ohh, ahh.
- I'll crack the vertebra,
thereby creating a space
to let the good vibes in.
- Huh?
Ahhh!
- Okay,
- this guy's basically unhealable.
- I'm gonna be
on my back forever
with no world tour.
- Wait, perhaps if Chantal
uses an unorthodox method
to heal him.
- Uhh?
- No, no, no.
- No acupuncture.
- Actually,
- I'm the spiritual advisor
To sir huge concert promoter
in england,
and I'm simply
going to advise him
to book a big time rush concert
in London.
- Yes!
My back.
It's healed.
- And as long as Kendall's
healed the guys' friendship...
Big time rush is going
on a world tour.
It's 3:05.
They're not coming.
- Hey, first thing tomorrow,
- we're gonna go to the mall
And get you some new friends.
- Hey,
where's the prize?
- Yeah, the flyer says
- we can win the ultimate prize,
So where is it?
- The prize is our friendship.
- I hate that prize.
- Now,
- I am walking out of here.
- Same here.
- Fine, walk out on a lifetime
- of friendship
Because of one bad week.
- I smell speech.
I hate that smell.
I hate you.
- Hey!
- Carlos,
- who tutored you in math
Every night when you
were struggling in algebra?
- Logan.
- And, Logan,
- who was there to protect you
- When you called the
- wrestling team jerks in Latin?
- James.
- But gladiatoris es stupides.
Just saying.
- And, James, who ran 2 miles
- to the nearest drugstore
- When you ran out of hair gel
- in the sixth grade dance?
Carlos.
Here's your helmet back.
- Ohh.
- Here's your lucky comb.
- Ooh.
- Ooh, uh, here's your laptop.
- You know what?
- Just keep it.
- You know,
- I still don't know why
- We've been fighting
- this whole time.
But it stops now.
- Finally.
So who wants to play
bio hazard battle blast 5?
- They're fighting again.
- I don't get it.
We were just gonna play a game.
A game.
It's the game.
The fighting started last week
when we bought the game.
- He might have a point.
- Think about it.
- Ah, look who's ranked higher
than carlitos42
on the page five leaderboard.
Nice.
- Auuugh!
- Oh, really?
Auugh!
- Okay, but wait.
What about my cereal helmet?
- Well, I was sitting
at the counter
when I thought about
how my cereal
- looked like the surface
- of ring dar seven,
- And that reminded me
- how Carlos wouldn't share
- Any of his ring dar
- power crystals
In our earlier campaign,
so I took it out on his helmet.
- Auuugh!
- Huh?
Well, that makes sense.
- Are you guys fighting again?
I swear I am gonna take
that video game away from you.
- Take it.
- We're are done with this.
- Good.
So now maybe you will finally
go outside and play.
- Mom, we're not eight.
- Dust off your passports,
'cause big time rush's
all over the world tour is a go.
Ohhh. Yes.
- With tour dates in the U.S.,
- Canada, and London.
- Whoo!
We're going to england?
- And we need to start
rehearsal now.
- Okay.
Looks like
we're playing outside.
- ♪ Still got that same look
that sets me off ♪
♪ guess there's just something
about you ♪
♪ I've got these feelings
to let it show ♪
- ♪ you asked me
for closure before ♪
- ♪ and girl I told you
- it's over ♪
All: ♪ it's like I'm falling
in love all over again ♪
♪ for the first time
and I know that it feels right ♪
♪ I think I'm falling in love
all over again ♪
♪ On the side, side,
side tonight ♪
- ♪ baby there's something
- that you did ♪
- ♪ maybe there's just something
- that just keeps me ♪
- ♪ like a song
- when it first begins ♪
All: ♪ it's like I'm falling
in love all over again ♪
♪ for the first time
and I know that it feels right ♪
♪ I think I'm falling in love
all over again ♪
♪ On the side, side,
side tonight ♪
- I love it
when they play outside.
- Big time rush world tour,
here we come!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
Crotchy returns
is the best game ever.
- Okay,
- you can stop saying that now.
- Ohh.
- Carlos,
- don't blow up the ammo.
I was saving that for later.
- Yeah, and I wanted
the platinum controller.
- No, no, no.
- Augh!
- James,
- you betrayed me?
- You're slowing us down.
- I was watching your back.
- Yeah,
- and you're really bad at it.
- Oh, oh,
yeah, well, am I bad at this?
Ahh!
- Please, stop.
Have you guys noticed
we can't spend five minutes
together lately without
fighting?
- Auuugh!
Arrgh!
- Auuugh!
- Well,
- I can't live like this anymore,
So I'm moving out.
- Oh,
- way ahead of you here, boy.
- Wait,
- where did you get the...
- I am so not gonna miss
- any of you.
- Carlos out.
- James out.
- Nobody is moving out.
- Now,
- we have been friends forever,
And we're perfectly capable of
spending five minutes together
without fighting,
right?
He's right. Yes. Fine. Yeah.
- I hate all of you.
- Do not follow me.
- I'm moving out.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mr. Bitters,
we are moving out.
- Yes!
- No, not out of the palm woods.
- Okay, look,
- we want our own apartments.
- All right, I will need
a security deposit,
first and last months' rent,
key fee,
a parking fee,
and a fee-fee
for total of $7,002 each.
I'm so out of here, man.
Don't talk to me.
- Hey, bitters,
I'm finally taking
that kayak tour
around the world,
so I won't be needing these.
- Have a palm woods time.
- Have you guys been fighting
- again?
- It was a mild skirmish.
- I thought I told you guys
to go outside and play.
- Mom, we're not eight anymore,
- and the new video game we bought
- is inside,
And we'll be fine.
- Arrgh.
- How bad was it?
- They packed their suitcases
- and moved out.
- They moved out?
- I don't know why
- we're fighting so much.
- It's starting.
- What's starting?
- You're growing apart
- and this friendship
- Wouldn't be the first
- to be destroyed
- By the intense pressures
- of Hollywood.
- Well, you know what?
That's not gonna happen to us.
And you know why?
Because I have a plan.
- You're gonna get Gustavo
- to yell at them
And make them move back?
- And now if have a better plan.
Thanks, Katie.
- Look, the new album
is called all over again,
so I want this tour to be called
the "all over the world tour."
- Yeah, well,
- Germany won't call us back,
- And Australia won't answer
- any of our email.
- Ahhh.
- Gustavo,
we have a problem.
- I know.
We're booking our world tour,
and the world
won't call us back.
- Actually, no.
- Me and the guys
- got in a huge fight,
And they moved out.
They moved out?
- Yeah, so can you yell at them
- and get them to come back
So we can be friends again?
- Yes, because I do not need
this band breaking up
- before our
- soon-to-be world tour.
Plus,
I love to yell.
- Can you please not spike
- a banana peel?
- And pick that up before you slip
- on it and throw your back out.
- Oh, please.
- That only happens in cartoons.
- My back.
- Oh, this looks bad.
- Yeah.
- I can't move... Or yell.
- Maybe it's not so bad.
- Oh, yes, it is, because he
- needs to get to the palm woods
So he can fix us.
- Kendall,
- you have to do it yourself.
You have to keep
this band together.
And, Kelly, call doc Hollywood.
- You know, I've never heard him
- whisper before.
I will destroy all of you.
- Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
- Kendall,
- so not nice to see you.
- Now, get off my lawn, please.
- Thank you.
- There is no lawn.
And what is this?
- Ahh, I always wanted a place
by the water.
It's so peaceful and doesn't
have any of my... Ex-friends.
- Look, will you just come back
- to the crib,
And we can figure this out?
- Because you can't live
- in a cabana your whole life.
- No, but...
- The cabana sign-in sheet
- goes up to two years,
And look at who's booked it.
- Huh?
- Me.
- Ohhh.
- Now, get off my lawn, hmm?
- There is no lawn,
and I'm sorry
that we were fighting.
- But what will it take to get you
- to come back to the crib?
- I want Carlos and James
to apologize too.
Then... hmm... I'll think about it.
- Done.
- Hey, do you happen to know
- where they are?
- I don't care, but Carlos did
say he always wanted a place
overlooking the park.
- Who is it?
- It's Kendall.
- I'll be right there.
- [Door squeaking open
- and shutting]
- What do you want?
- Hmm, I want you to move back
- into the crib
And to not live in a box.
- What are you talking about?
This box house is awesome.
I've got a lovely view
of the park,
my own bathroom,
and a modern kitchen.
Ooh, one second.
Cookie?
- Okay,
- so your box house is cool,
But so is the crib
with a swirly slide
and video games
and best friends,
and if you just apologize
to Logan,
- we can all be best friends
- again.
- No, not until James
apologizes to me
for tossing my helmet cereal
- yeah, well, that's a problem,
- because nobody knows
Where James... Is.
- What are you doing?
- Retiring.
Retiring from the crib,
the fights,
and my former friends.
- Whose place is this?
- Does it matter?
- It might.
- Here's what matters.
- Moving out of the crib
- and into here
Was my best move ever.
I clap,
and things happen.
And I don't need to share
my hard candies with anyone.
- And you have no friends here.
- Wrong again.
Ooh.
- Senior alert.
Is everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.
- Everything's great.
- Thank you.
- How are you today?
- Oh, uh, I'm good.
Thanks.
- Okay.
- Okay, I don't know why
- we're fighting so much,
- But we have been friends
- forever,
And we have a maybe world tour
coming up,
- so would you please apologize
- to Carlos
- So that we can apologize
- to Logan,
- And don't say you'll only do it
- if Logan apologizes
To you first.
I said not to say that.
Arrgh.
- Why am I on this table?
- Doc Hollywood said you have to
- lie flat on a hard surface.
- Where is doc Hollywood?
- Shooting his reality series,
but he said he's sending over
the best in the business.
- And that would be me,
Chantal, alternative healer
and spiritual advisor
to the stars.
- No, no, no.
No robe-y quacks.
- That's what Johnny Depp said
- until I cured his halitosis...
With my palms.
- Cure me.
I have to get up and get our
almost world tour going.
Augh.
- 70% of all ailments
are in the mind,
so we must trick this mind
into getting him off this table.
- Auuugh!
Crash!
- Okay, now we know
it's not in his mind.
- I miss them, but at least
- I get the platinum controller.
- You were too nice to them.
- Katie,
- they're my best friends.
- You have to manipulate them.
- Go on.
- They want apologies?
Then give them apologies.
- But they won't apologize.
- And that's where manipulation
- comes in.
- If Carlos is so sorry,
- why doesn't he come here
- and say so himself, huh?
- You know Carlos and his pride.
But he told me to tell you that
he's making you a special lunch
to show you just how sorry
he is.
- James wants to make me
a special lunch?
- Why doesn't he just tell me
- he's sorry?
- Oh,
you know him and his pride.
- What's he making me?
- A nice healthy salad.
- Well...
- Logan does know
- I prefer a light lunch.
- And you know he's got
a lot of pride,
- so I wouldn't even mention
- the apology
And just enjoy the lunch
he made you.
- Hmm.
- Sounds like a nice lunch,
James.
- This is really good.
- You know how much
I love toast.
- And has anyone noticed
that it's been five minutes,
and we haven't fought?
- Yeah.
You know, I don't even know why
we fought in the first place.
I know. Ditto.
- So let's all renew
- our friendship
- With a little
- bio hazard battle blasting
And never fight again.
Yes! Whoo!
- Put down the laptop right now.
- No, you tell him
to put down my helmet.
- Not until I get
- my lucky comb back.
Oh, you mean this comb?
- Well, counting lunch, you made
it 6 minutes without fighting.
- So it's getting better,
right?
Not the platinum controller.
- I don't know why
we're fighting so much.
- You're growing apart.
Most adolescent friendships
eventually decay
due to distrust and...
- I mean, last week,
- we were singing
- And getting ready
- for a might-be world tour,
And now we're not even talking.
- Why don't you just be honest
- with them
And tell them how much
you miss them?
- Uh, yeah,
- guys don't do that, mom.
- Oh, yeah,
- but the manipulation thing
Worked out real well for ya.
- Yeah,
why did you do that?
- Well, how am I supposed to
- get them all together
To say anything?
- With love.
- Love fixes lots of things,
- okay?
- You know what?
You're right, because
the one thing we all love is...
Bio hazard battle blast 5.
I'll create the ultimate
- tournament of champions
- challenge
- That they have to come back
- to the crib for.
- Or you could go outside
and play.
- Nah,
- my way is better.
- Ugh.
- Well,
- what about Switzerland?
They like everything.
- Not big time rush,
nor Finland or Norway.
- I just need one
- international city to make it
The all over the world tour.
Augh.
- What you need
- is to free your mind
From all its negativity
and let the hot healing stones
of healing
draw out the pain in your back.
- Well,
the stones aren't even hot.
- My bad.
- Whoa, whoa, no flame.
- Back off.
- Auugh.
- Back off.
- This cured the queen's eczema.
- Oof, oof, oof, oof.
- Give it to me.
- Auuugh!
- Give it to me.
Bills, bills...
Urgent plea from Rob lowe.
What's this?
"Do you have
what it takes to win
- "the ultimate bio hazard
- battle blast 5 tournament
Of champions challenge?"
The crib.
3:00.
Be there
and win the ultimate prize."
- I swore I'd never
- go back there
Or talk to them again.
- Yeah, James, my supervisor
said I can't talk to you anymore
unless it's a real emergency.
- Wait.
- This is an emergency.
I'm lonely.
- Kelly wainright,
- b.t.r. Tour manager.
- Yes!
- What?
- Augh!
Ow.
- We are playing Vancouver,
Canada,
which means b.T.R.'S
all over the world tour... Is on.
- Yes!
Ohhh. Augh.
- Technically,
- that's a north American tour.
You need to play another
continent for a world tour.
- Not helping.
Augh!
- And you need to fix him,
- so he can move again.
- My record is perfect,
- but my positive vibes
- have never faced
Such negative blocks before.
Oooh-ahh.
- Look, our album
is called all over again,
so do what you're doing
all over again until he's fixed.
- Then I will resort to more
western chiropractic methods.
- Ehh, ohh, ahh.
- I'll crack the vertebra,
thereby creating a space
to let the good vibes in.
- Huh?
Ahhh!
- Okay,
- this guy's basically unhealable.
- I'm gonna be
on my back forever
with no world tour.
- Wait, perhaps if Chantal
uses an unorthodox method
to heal him.
- Uhh?
- No, no, no.
- No acupuncture.
- Actually,
- I'm the spiritual advisor
To sir huge concert promoter
in england,
and I'm simply
going to advise him
to book a big time rush concert
in London.
- Yes!
My back.
It's healed.
- And as long as Kendall's
healed the guys' friendship...
Big time rush is going
on a world tour.
It's 3:05.
They're not coming.
- Hey, first thing tomorrow,
- we're gonna go to the mall
And get you some new friends.
- Hey,
where's the prize?
- Yeah, the flyer says
- we can win the ultimate prize,
So where is it?
- The prize is our friendship.
- I hate that prize.
- Now,
- I am walking out of here.
- Same here.
- Fine, walk out on a lifetime
- of friendship
Because of one bad week.
- I smell speech.
I hate that smell.
I hate you.
- Hey!
- Carlos,
- who tutored you in math
Every night when you
were struggling in algebra?
- Logan.
- And, Logan,
- who was there to protect you
- When you called the
- wrestling team jerks in Latin?
- James.
- But gladiatoris es stupides.
Just saying.
- And, James, who ran 2 miles
- to the nearest drugstore
- When you ran out of hair gel
- in the sixth grade dance?
Carlos.
Here's your helmet back.
- Ohh.
- Here's your lucky comb.
- Ooh.
- Ooh, uh, here's your laptop.
- You know what?
- Just keep it.
- You know,
- I still don't know why
- We've been fighting
- this whole time.
But it stops now.
- Finally.
So who wants to play
bio hazard battle blast 5?
- They're fighting again.
- I don't get it.
We were just gonna play a game.
A game.
It's the game.
The fighting started last week
when we bought the game.
- He might have a point.
- Think about it.
- Ah, look who's ranked higher
than carlitos42
on the page five leaderboard.
Nice.
- Auuugh!
- Oh, really?
Auugh!
- Okay, but wait.
What about my cereal helmet?
- Well, I was sitting
at the counter
when I thought about
how my cereal
- looked like the surface
- of ring dar seven,
- And that reminded me
- how Carlos wouldn't share
- Any of his ring dar
- power crystals
In our earlier campaign,
so I took it out on his helmet.
- Auuugh!
- Huh?
Well, that makes sense.
- Are you guys fighting again?
I swear I am gonna take
that video game away from you.
- Take it.
- We're are done with this.
- Good.
So now maybe you will finally
go outside and play.
- Mom, we're not eight.
- Dust off your passports,
'cause big time rush's
all over the world tour is a go.
Ohhh. Yes.
- With tour dates in the U.S.,
- Canada, and London.
- Whoo!
We're going to england?
- And we need to start
rehearsal now.
- Okay.
Looks like
we're playing outside.
- ♪ Still got that same look
that sets me off ♪
♪ guess there's just something
about you ♪
♪ I've got these feelings
to let it show ♪
- ♪ you asked me
for closure before ♪
- ♪ and girl I told you
- it's over ♪
All: ♪ it's like I'm falling
in love all over again ♪
♪ for the first time
and I know that it feels right ♪
♪ I think I'm falling in love
all over again ♪
♪ On the side, side,
side tonight ♪
- ♪ baby there's something
- that you did ♪
- ♪ maybe there's just something
- that just keeps me ♪
- ♪ like a song
- when it first begins ♪
All: ♪ it's like I'm falling
in love all over again ♪
♪ for the first time
and I know that it feels right ♪
♪ I think I'm falling in love
all over again ♪
♪ On the side, side,
side tonight ♪
- I love it
when they play outside.
- Big time rush world tour,
here we come!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪