Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 28 - Big Time Interview - full transcript

Big Time Rush has just dropped their second album and the guys get interviewed on an Entertainment Tonight-type program where they answer revealing questions about their life inside and outside of Big Time Rush.

Bio hazhard battle blast 5:

Crotchy returns

is the best game ever.

- Okay,
- you can stop saying that now.

- Ohh.

- Carlos,
- don't blow up the ammo.

I was saving that for later.

- Yeah, and I wanted

the platinum controller.

- No, no, no.

- Augh!



- James,
- you betrayed me?

- You're slowing us down.

- I was watching your back.

- Yeah,
- and you're really bad at it.

- Oh, oh,

yeah, well, am I bad at this?

Ahh!

- Please, stop.

Have you guys noticed

we can't spend five minutes

together lately without

fighting?

- Auuugh!

Arrgh!



- Auuugh!

- Well,
- I can't live like this anymore,

So I'm moving out.

- Oh,
- way ahead of you here, boy.

- Wait,
- where did you get the...

- I am so not gonna miss
- any of you.

- Carlos out.
- James out.

- Nobody is moving out.

- Now,
- we have been friends forever,

And we're perfectly capable of

spending five minutes together

without fighting,

right?

He's right. Yes. Fine. Yeah.

- I hate all of you.

- Do not follow me.

- I'm moving out.

- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,

what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪

- Mr. Bitters,

we are moving out.

- Yes!

- No, not out of the palm woods.

- Okay, look,
- we want our own apartments.

- All right, I will need

a security deposit,

first and last months' rent,

key fee,

a parking fee,

and a fee-fee

for total of $7,002 each.

I'm so out of here, man.

Don't talk to me.

- Hey, bitters,

I'm finally taking

that kayak tour

around the world,

so I won't be needing these.

- Have a palm woods time.

- Have you guys been fighting
- again?

- It was a mild skirmish.

- I thought I told you guys

to go outside and play.

- Mom, we're not eight anymore,

- and the new video game we bought
- is inside,

And we'll be fine.

- Arrgh.

- How bad was it?

- They packed their suitcases
- and moved out.

- They moved out?

- I don't know why
- we're fighting so much.

- It's starting.

- What's starting?

- You're growing apart
- and this friendship

- Wouldn't be the first
- to be destroyed

- By the intense pressures
- of Hollywood.

- Well, you know what?

That's not gonna happen to us.

And you know why?

Because I have a plan.

- You're gonna get Gustavo
- to yell at them

And make them move back?

- And now if have a better plan.

Thanks, Katie.

- Look, the new album

is called all over again,

so I want this tour to be called

the "all over the world tour."

- Yeah, well,
- Germany won't call us back,

- And Australia won't answer
- any of our email.

- Ahhh.

- Gustavo,

we have a problem.

- I know.

We're booking our world tour,

and the world

won't call us back.

- Actually, no.

- Me and the guys
- got in a huge fight,

And they moved out.

They moved out?

- Yeah, so can you yell at them
- and get them to come back

So we can be friends again?

- Yes, because I do not need

this band breaking up

- before our
- soon-to-be world tour.

Plus,

I love to yell.

- Can you please not spike
- a banana peel?

- And pick that up before you slip
- on it and throw your back out.

- Oh, please.
- That only happens in cartoons.

- My back.

- Oh, this looks bad.
- Yeah.

- I can't move... Or yell.

- Maybe it's not so bad.

- Oh, yes, it is, because he
- needs to get to the palm woods

So he can fix us.

- Kendall,
- you have to do it yourself.

You have to keep

this band together.

And, Kelly, call doc Hollywood.

- You know, I've never heard him
- whisper before.

I will destroy all of you.

- Oh, okay.

Okay, okay.

- Kendall,
- so not nice to see you.

- Now, get off my lawn, please.
- Thank you.

- There is no lawn.

And what is this?

- Ahh, I always wanted a place

by the water.

It's so peaceful and doesn't

have any of my... Ex-friends.

- Look, will you just come back
- to the crib,

And we can figure this out?

- Because you can't live
- in a cabana your whole life.

- No, but...

- The cabana sign-in sheet
- goes up to two years,

And look at who's booked it.

- Huh?
- Me.

- Ohhh.
- Now, get off my lawn, hmm?

- There is no lawn,

and I'm sorry

that we were fighting.

- But what will it take to get you
- to come back to the crib?

- I want Carlos and James

to apologize too.

Then... hmm... I'll think about it.

- Done.

- Hey, do you happen to know
- where they are?

- I don't care, but Carlos did

say he always wanted a place

overlooking the park.

- Who is it?

- It's Kendall.

- I'll be right there.

- [Door squeaking open
- and shutting]

- What do you want?

- Hmm, I want you to move back
- into the crib

And to not live in a box.

- What are you talking about?

This box house is awesome.

I've got a lovely view

of the park,

my own bathroom,

and a modern kitchen.

Ooh, one second.

Cookie?

- Okay,
- so your box house is cool,

But so is the crib

with a swirly slide

and video games

and best friends,

and if you just apologize

to Logan,

- we can all be best friends
- again.

- No, not until James

apologizes to me

for tossing my helmet cereal

- yeah, well, that's a problem,
- because nobody knows

Where James... Is.

- What are you doing?

- Retiring.

Retiring from the crib,

the fights,

and my former friends.

- Whose place is this?

- Does it matter?

- It might.

- Here's what matters.

- Moving out of the crib
- and into here

Was my best move ever.

I clap,

and things happen.

And I don't need to share

my hard candies with anyone.

- And you have no friends here.

- Wrong again.

Ooh.

- Senior alert.

Is everything okay?

- Oh, yeah.
- Everything's great.

- Thank you.
- How are you today?

- Oh, uh, I'm good.

Thanks.

- Okay.

- Okay, I don't know why
- we're fighting so much,

- But we have been friends
- forever,

And we have a maybe world tour

coming up,

- so would you please apologize
- to Carlos

- So that we can apologize
- to Logan,

- And don't say you'll only do it
- if Logan apologizes

To you first.

I said not to say that.

Arrgh.

- Why am I on this table?

- Doc Hollywood said you have to
- lie flat on a hard surface.

- Where is doc Hollywood?

- Shooting his reality series,

but he said he's sending over

the best in the business.

- And that would be me,

Chantal, alternative healer

and spiritual advisor

to the stars.

- No, no, no.

No robe-y quacks.

- That's what Johnny Depp said
- until I cured his halitosis...

With my palms.

- Cure me.

I have to get up and get our

almost world tour going.

Augh.

- 70% of all ailments

are in the mind,

so we must trick this mind

into getting him off this table.

- Auuugh!

Crash!

- Okay, now we know

it's not in his mind.

- I miss them, but at least
- I get the platinum controller.

- You were too nice to them.

- Katie,
- they're my best friends.

- You have to manipulate them.

- Go on.

- They want apologies?

Then give them apologies.

- But they won't apologize.

- And that's where manipulation
- comes in.

- If Carlos is so sorry,

- why doesn't he come here
- and say so himself, huh?

- You know Carlos and his pride.

But he told me to tell you that

he's making you a special lunch

to show you just how sorry

he is.

- James wants to make me

a special lunch?

- Why doesn't he just tell me
- he's sorry?

- Oh,

you know him and his pride.

- What's he making me?

- A nice healthy salad.

- Well...

- Logan does know
- I prefer a light lunch.

- And you know he's got

a lot of pride,

- so I wouldn't even mention
- the apology

And just enjoy the lunch

he made you.

- Hmm.

- Sounds like a nice lunch,

James.

- This is really good.

- You know how much

I love toast.

- And has anyone noticed

that it's been five minutes,

and we haven't fought?

- Yeah.

You know, I don't even know why

we fought in the first place.

I know. Ditto.

- So let's all renew
- our friendship

- With a little
- bio hazard battle blasting

And never fight again.

Yes! Whoo!

- Put down the laptop right now.

- No, you tell him

to put down my helmet.

- Not until I get
- my lucky comb back.

Oh, you mean this comb?

- Well, counting lunch, you made

it 6 minutes without fighting.

- So it's getting better,

right?

Not the platinum controller.

- I don't know why

we're fighting so much.

- You're growing apart.

Most adolescent friendships

eventually decay

due to distrust and...

- I mean, last week,
- we were singing

- And getting ready
- for a might-be world tour,

And now we're not even talking.

- Why don't you just be honest
- with them

And tell them how much

you miss them?

- Uh, yeah,
- guys don't do that, mom.

- Oh, yeah,
- but the manipulation thing

Worked out real well for ya.

- Yeah,

why did you do that?

- Well, how am I supposed to
- get them all together

To say anything?

- With love.

- Love fixes lots of things,
- okay?

- You know what?

You're right, because

the one thing we all love is...

Bio hazard battle blast 5.

I'll create the ultimate

- tournament of champions
- challenge

- That they have to come back
- to the crib for.

- Or you could go outside

and play.

- Nah,
- my way is better.

- Ugh.

- Well,
- what about Switzerland?

They like everything.

- Not big time rush,

nor Finland or Norway.

- I just need one
- international city to make it

The all over the world tour.

Augh.

- What you need
- is to free your mind

From all its negativity

and let the hot healing stones

of healing

draw out the pain in your back.

- Well,

the stones aren't even hot.

- My bad.

- Whoa, whoa, no flame.

- Back off.
- Auugh.

- Back off.
- This cured the queen's eczema.

- Oof, oof, oof, oof.

- Give it to me.
- Auuugh!

- Give it to me.

Bills, bills...

Urgent plea from Rob lowe.

What's this?

"Do you have

what it takes to win

- "the ultimate bio hazard
- battle blast 5 tournament

Of champions challenge?"

The crib.

3:00.

Be there

and win the ultimate prize."

- I swore I'd never
- go back there

Or talk to them again.

- Yeah, James, my supervisor

said I can't talk to you anymore

unless it's a real emergency.

- Wait.
- This is an emergency.

I'm lonely.

- Kelly wainright,
- b.t.r. Tour manager.

- Yes!

- What?
- Augh!

Ow.

- We are playing Vancouver,

Canada,

which means b.T.R.'S

all over the world tour... Is on.

- Yes!

Ohhh. Augh.

- Technically,
- that's a north American tour.

You need to play another

continent for a world tour.

- Not helping.

Augh!

- And you need to fix him,
- so he can move again.

- My record is perfect,

- but my positive vibes
- have never faced

Such negative blocks before.

Oooh-ahh.

- Look, our album

is called all over again,

so do what you're doing

all over again until he's fixed.

- Then I will resort to more

western chiropractic methods.

- Ehh, ohh, ahh.

- I'll crack the vertebra,

thereby creating a space

to let the good vibes in.

- Huh?

Ahhh!

- Okay,
- this guy's basically unhealable.

- I'm gonna be

on my back forever

with no world tour.

- Wait, perhaps if Chantal

uses an unorthodox method

to heal him.

- Uhh?

- No, no, no.
- No acupuncture.

- Actually,
- I'm the spiritual advisor

To sir huge concert promoter

in england,

and I'm simply

going to advise him

to book a big time rush concert

in London.

- Yes!

My back.

It's healed.

- And as long as Kendall's

healed the guys' friendship...

Big time rush is going

on a world tour.

It's 3:05.

They're not coming.

- Hey, first thing tomorrow,
- we're gonna go to the mall

And get you some new friends.

- Hey,

where's the prize?

- Yeah, the flyer says
- we can win the ultimate prize,

So where is it?

- The prize is our friendship.

- I hate that prize.

- Now,
- I am walking out of here.

- Same here.

- Fine, walk out on a lifetime
- of friendship

Because of one bad week.

- I smell speech.

I hate that smell.

I hate you.

- Hey!

- Carlos,
- who tutored you in math

Every night when you

were struggling in algebra?

- Logan.

- And, Logan,
- who was there to protect you

- When you called the
- wrestling team jerks in Latin?

- James.

- But gladiatoris es stupides.

Just saying.

- And, James, who ran 2 miles
- to the nearest drugstore

- When you ran out of hair gel
- in the sixth grade dance?

Carlos.

Here's your helmet back.

- Ohh.

- Here's your lucky comb.

- Ooh.

- Ooh, uh, here's your laptop.

- You know what?
- Just keep it.

- You know,
- I still don't know why

- We've been fighting
- this whole time.

But it stops now.

- Finally.

So who wants to play

bio hazard battle blast 5?

- They're fighting again.

- I don't get it.

We were just gonna play a game.

A game.

It's the game.

The fighting started last week

when we bought the game.

- He might have a point.

- Think about it.

- Ah, look who's ranked higher

than carlitos42

on the page five leaderboard.

Nice.

- Auuugh!

- Oh, really?

Auugh!

- Okay, but wait.

What about my cereal helmet?

- Well, I was sitting

at the counter

when I thought about

how my cereal

- looked like the surface
- of ring dar seven,

- And that reminded me
- how Carlos wouldn't share

- Any of his ring dar
- power crystals

In our earlier campaign,

so I took it out on his helmet.

- Auuugh!

- Huh?

Well, that makes sense.

- Are you guys fighting again?

I swear I am gonna take

that video game away from you.

- Take it.
- We're are done with this.

- Good.

So now maybe you will finally

go outside and play.

- Mom, we're not eight.

- Dust off your passports,

'cause big time rush's

all over the world tour is a go.

Ohhh. Yes.

- With tour dates in the U.S.,
- Canada, and London.

- Whoo!

We're going to england?

- And we need to start

rehearsal now.

- Okay.

Looks like

we're playing outside.

- ♪ Still got that same look

that sets me off ♪

♪ guess there's just something

about you ♪

♪ I've got these feelings

to let it show ♪

- ♪ you asked me

for closure before ♪

- ♪ and girl I told you
- it's over ♪

All: ♪ it's like I'm falling

in love all over again ♪

♪ for the first time

and I know that it feels right ♪

♪ I think I'm falling in love

all over again ♪

♪ On the side, side,

side tonight ♪

- ♪ baby there's something
- that you did ♪

- ♪ maybe there's just something
- that just keeps me ♪

- ♪ like a song
- when it first begins ♪

All: ♪ it's like I'm falling

in love all over again ♪

♪ for the first time

and I know that it feels right ♪

♪ I think I'm falling in love

all over again ♪

♪ On the side, side,

side tonight ♪

- I love it

when they play outside.

- Big time rush world tour,

here we come!

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪