Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 27 - Big Time Secret - full transcript

Secrets are being kept at the Palm Woods. Kendall and Camille are spending a lot of time together, making Logan suspicious. James reveals he never told Carlos that Heather Fox, Carlos' summer camp crush, liked him.

- Okay, the game is called

"what's the worst thing

you've ever done to a person in

this room that they don't know

about?"

- Um...
- That game sounds dangerous.

And also not a game.

- Come on guys
- I love secrets.

Let's play.

- Is big time rush afraid?

Guys: How do you play?



- I spin the spinner,

and whoever it lands on

has to spill their secret.

- All right.
- Here we go.

All: Whoa!

James!

- Okay, um, Carlos.

- Bring it.

- Remember that girl Heather fox

you had a crush on

at camp wonky donkey?

- Oh, yeah.

- Okay, well, she gave me a note
- saying that she liked you

- But I threw it away
- and never told you



- 'cause I had a crush on her too.
- Oh!

- She was the love of my life!

- Or we could play

a different game.

- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪

- It's been 14 hours.

He's gonna burst any minute.

- And we'll be ready.

- How could you do this to me?

Heather was the love of my life.

- Understood.

But come on, dude,

- you probably haven't
- thought about her in years.

- How could I not
- think about her?

She's the new face

of live spokesmodel.

She's in every single magazine.

And she is

in every single commercial.

- Hey.
- Want to bring your face alive?

- And her name is tattooed

right here.

- Okay,
- that is a temporary tattoo.

- I have been wronged!

- Stop fighting!

Fresh snickerdoodles.

- I'll take nine.

Guys: Oh, snickerdoodles!

- Oh, give me, give me, give me.

Oh!

- So why aren't you guys
- at the studio?

- Oh, Gustavo said
- don't come in.

- He's stuck on the last song
- of the new album.

- Very grumpy.

- Well,
- perhaps my snickerdoodles

Will cheer him up.

- Why are you looking at me?

- You need to learn to be nicer.

- No.

I don't want to go.

- Let's go.

- Huh.

Now where were we?

Oh, yeah.

I was wronged!

- Okay, he is right.

And according to

the best friend code,

when you wrong a friend,

you have to make it right.

- You didn't forget
- the best friend code, did you?

- I'm well aware
- of the best friend code...

- And the no dating ex-girlfriends
- code

- And the don't borrow underwear
- code.

- What?

It was one time.

- And I'm gonna make this right.

- See, this is

exactly what happens

when you keep secrets

from your friends.

Bye.

- Wait.
- Where are you going?

- None of your business.

- Well, hello,
- my new partner.

- They're all in the crib.

Let's go.

- I have been looking forward to
- this all morning.

- Hey, Logan.

- I didn't know Kendall
- and Camille were dating now.

- Oh, yeah, they're totally...

What?

Hey!

Hate writing the last song!

I hate it!

- Ooh!

Sounds like someone could use

- some of my
- homemade snickerdoodles.

- Or a better song.

- You, not helping.

You, keep a-talking.

- Uh...

We heard you were having trouble

writing the last song.

And thought

you deserved a snack.

- I always deserve a snack.

But a cookie is not gonna

help me write the last song.

It's like I'm falling in love

again for the first time.

- Wow.

- See, when you're family,

you do nice things

for each other.

- Mrs. Knight,
- you have to give me this recipe.

- Never!

- Look.

- I'm sorry about the whole
- summer camp Heather note thing.

So to make it up to you...

Here.

- Corndogs?

- You think
- that corndogs can fill the void

Of a lifetime of love lost?

- They're gourmet!

- And they'll only fill

half the void.

And you ruined Heather too.

Where are her corndogs?

- What do you want me to do?

- Call up her agent,
- pretend I'm somebody important

Who wants to book her

for a big job today?

So that you can see your

long-lost camp crush?

Hello, i'm...

Oprah,

- and I'd like to book
- spokesmodel Heather fox

For a big job today.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I see.

- Yeah, well, that's too bad.
- Bye.

- She's at colossal studios
- right now.

- Whoo!

I'm coming, Heather!

- Hello, Kendall.

- Hey...

Buddy.

Scared me.

I didn't mean to scare you.

- What were you doing all day,
- hmm?

- Nothing, just...

Just chilling.

- Sounds like fun.

Who were you chilling with?

- Nobody.

I was just doing stuff.

- I like stuff.

- Where were you doing this, um...
- Stuff?

- Nowhere.

In fact, I think I left

some of the stuff nowhere,

so...

- Hi.
- Did you tell Logan about us?

- I didn't tell anyone.

You told me not to.

But maybe we should.

- No!

They cannot know

I broke the code.

- Okay, last song finished yet?

- Check it.

- I can't stop thinking about
- those snickerdoodles either.

- I can't focus

until I get the recipe!

- Way ahead of you.

- Why did you send a car for me?

- Katie!

- We need your mom's
- snickerdoodle recipe.

- Never gonna happen.

She won't even tell me

until I'm 21.

- Katie...

We're freaking out.

- Fine.

I'll get you the recipe...

For 7 grand.

A finder's fee, a snicker fee,

a doodle fee.

- We'll give you $100,

and don't push us?

- Done.

- Just act like everything's
- normal.

- Oh, wait

till she sees me again.

She's gonna want to hug me

and kiss me.

- Action!

- So bring your face alive

with face alive.

- Cut.
- That was great.

That's a wrap, everybody.

- Thank you.

- So sorry.
- Sorry.

Heather.

Heather fox?

James diamond

and Carlos Garcia.

- From camp wonky donkey.

Both: Hee-haw!

- Oh, yeah!

I remember you guys.

- We're in a band now.

It's called big time rush.

- And we're shooting
- a cool video...

On the lot.

- Oh-ho, wow.

That's totally cool.

- Hey, we should catch up
- over lunch some time.

Good luck shooting your video.

Bye!

- Huh.

- I should be married!

- Logan,
- it's none of my business,

And I'd like to stay out of it.

- Fine.

- Let's just play
- one of your fun party games.

- Like the "tell me what you saw
- in the lobby" game.

If the arrow lands on you,

you tell me what you saw

in the lobby.

- Fine.

I saw them do this.

- They're secretly dating.

That is totally forbidden

- according to
- the ex-girlfriend code.

- We don't know they're dating.

- You know what?
- You're right.

- I have to prove that he
- broke the ex-girlfriend code

Before I unleash

the fists of fury.

- According to
- the fists of fury code.

But I'm gonna need your help.

- No.

- Okay, fine.

- Then let's just play
- another fun game.

- I don't like the
- "put a tree hat on

And hide in the bushes" game.

- You look great.
- Okay, here comes the shuttle.

- That was very fun.

- And let me say,
- your moves are very smooth.

- He has terrible moves.

- What?
- Why are you pushing me?

Kendall!

What are you...

- I'm pretty sure
- I saw a tree hat wiggling

Out of my peripherals.

They're on to us.

You are paranoid.

- Well, you would be too

- if you were hiding a terrible
- secret from your friends.

We should have never done this.

- But Kendall, darling,

we're just figure skating.

- Shh!

Somebody might hear you!

- Okay, what is

the figure skating code?

- Growing up, hockey players
- and figure skaters

Were constantly at war

for ice time.

- And they are awful people
- with toe picks.

- And we vowed
- never to figure skate...

Ever.

- Hey.

- I'm a figure skater,
- and I'm not awful.

- Yes, but Minnesota pairs

figure skating champs

Chet and Mimi camerelli were.

They called us cavemen on skates

and made fun of our dull

and bulky uniforms.

- And they said
- that we could never

- Do a double sow cow
- or death spiral

If we tried.

- So why are you figure skating?

- Because I vowed

that someday I would prove

- that hockey players are
- just as good as figure skaters.

And with your help,

- I will prove it
- at tomorrow's competition.

- But first...
- Slam!

- We have to figure out a way
- to get out of this closet

- Without the entire palm woods
- thinking

That we're making out.

- Well, that's easy.

I'm an actress.

Watch out, people!

Got a busted pipe on three!

Move out of my way!

- Huh.

- I did not know the palm woods
- got a new janitor.

- That was them, genius.

- What?

- Oh, how could she
- forget our camp memories?

- The way she laughed
- at my victory dance

When I won the sack race.

- Nobody could beat you.

- Or how I would give her my
- perfectly toasted marshmallows.

- You were the best chef

on the lake.

- And that camp squirrel
- we used to feed...

Nutty cumberdale.

Oh, and what about that time

- that we accidentally
- got our hands glued together

While making birdhouses?

She was literally stuck on you.

But I did my best today,

which is in complete accordance

with the best friend code.

- But you have not fulfilled
- the try harder code.

- We don't have

a try harder code!

- Oh, we do now.

And you're breaking it!

- What do you want me to do?

- Take you both back in time
- to wonky donkey

- So she'll
- fall in love with you again?

Both: Welcome

to camp wonky donkey!

♪ Where you'll have

a wonky donkey day ♪

Hee-haw!

- I must admit,
- I was a little intrigued

- When I got
- a wonky donkey invitation

From the one and only

nutty cumberdale.

- Ooh!

Here is your t-shirt

and today's camp schedule.

- So go get changed,

- and get ready
- for a day of wonky donkey fun!

Both: Hee-haw!

- Okay.

- Mom?

I'm mature now.

- I've put down comic books
- for magazines,

I use your credit card

all the time,

and I'm ready for that recipe.

- Family code says
- I can't give you the recipe card

Until you're 21.

- Yes,
- but if you tell me the recipe,

Then the code is not broken.

- Well,

in that case...

You take two frying pans,

and...

- That was so not cool.

- Mom, Gustavo needs to know

what makes those cookies

so delicious.

- Then we could make some,

- and he could focus
- and finish the second album.

- You're not getting the recipe.

- Tell us your secret now,

Kendall's mom,

before this gets ugly.

- You want to know my secret?

Fine.

This color isn't real.

So now I'm off to the salon.

- Huh.

Looks so natural.

- Yes, and when

you're hiding something,

you tend to look

to make sure it's safe.

- Let's make some cookies!

- Go!

Both: No!

- Well, if it isn't

the code-breakers.

- You know,
- I thought you guys were cool,

- But you're dating
- behind Logan's back?

- We're figure skating.

- Oh, so you're figure skating
- behind Logan's back and...

- Wait.
- What?

- We're not dating.

We're skating.

- That's great.

I'll go tell Logan.

- Oh, no!

- Because then he'll know
- I broke the figure skating code.

And you can't tell him

because of the new friend code.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

I am really hating these codes.

- We just have
- one more practice,

Then the competition tonight,

- and then we're done
- sneaking around.

- Don't leave through the lobby.

- Logan's hiding
- in the vending machine area.

- In a tree hat by the ferns?

- No.

He's in the vending machine.

- Just tell me what you want!

Kids:

- ♪ We laugh and run
- and skip and play ♪

- ♪ You'll dine on
- hard-boiled meat ♪

- ♪ you'll dance
- out in the street ♪

- ♪ Swimming, diving,
- paddle hard ♪

- ♪ You'll dine on
- hard-boiled meat ♪

- ♪ you'll dance
- out in the street ♪

- ♪ We swim and splash
- and jump and crash ♪

- ♪ we laugh and run
- and burn in sun ♪

- ♪ and whine and cry
- and miss our moms ♪

- I bet there's nothing

going on.

And after tonight you'll never

see them sneaking around again.

- What do you know?

You have a secret.

Reveal it, by the order of

the reveal it code.

- Yeah, well, I can't,

because of the stupid

new friend code.

- You're in on it.

- I'm not in on anything,

- except realizing
- you're all weird.

- You seen your hair lately?

And...

I'm borrowing this.

- Hey.

- Try and avoid the lobby
- when you come back.

There's an ax-wielding maniac

looking for you.

- Go!

- Take the stairs!
- Take the stairs!

- Boo!

- Cookie time!

- We win!

Your mom loses.

- Oh, how's the baking going?

- You planted
- a fake recipe card?

- Yeah.

- I told you the bottle caps
- and toothpaste

Didn't sound right.

- Well, if I didn't
- plant a fake recipe card,

- You guys would have torn up the
- whole apartment looking for it,

- And then
- I'd have to clean it up.

- Oh, that is not true.

- Yes, it is.

Well, maybe that's true.

- But the bottom line is, we need
- to finish the second album.

- And we can't do it
- without your recipe.

- And you're always saying
- how we're family,

- So why don't you
- give us the secret family recipe

Because I'm over 21!

- If you want me to be nicer,

you should set a better example.

- Fine.

Ugh!

- You take a tube of
- ready-made snickerdoodle dough

And add sugar.

- Okay,

how is that a secret recipe?

- The secret is...

I forgot about

a peewee hockey bake sale.

So I bought this, added this,

- and then everybody
- wanted my recipe,

- So I made up the part
- about the secret family recipe

Because I'm a loser, okay?

- You add a whole bag of sugar?

- Do you want the recipe or not?

- We can finish the album!

- Okay, now don't forget
- your second place

Sack race trophy.

And...

Your birdhouse...

Which is

still a little bit sticky.

- We hope you had a good time.

- Who wouldn't want to go back
- to wonky donkey?

Both: Hee-haw!

- And Carlos,

could you

walk me to my car alone?

- I want to tell you something.

I have a huge crush...

On James.

Could you give him this note?

I get really nervous, you know.

- Yeah, totally.

- Hee-haw!

- Ooh!

Looks like someone

got a phone number.

- It's for you.

- What?

- She likes you.

- Heather fox likes me?

That's...

Not worth it.

What are you doing?

Heather fox likes you!

- Well, supermodel spokesgirls
- will come and go,

I hope.

But best friends, forever.

- Unbelievable.
- Come on!

- Hey, guys.

- Ignore us!

- Stop, please.

- What is going on?

- Kendall broke a code,
- but I can't tell you which code

Because of the new friend code.

- Kendall broke a code?

- Okay, let's get in there,
- skate our routines,

- Get out
- before anybody sees us and...

- Taxis are so much faster
- than shuttle busses.

Ha!

- You broke a code!

- Come here.

- Just tell them the truth,

- 'cause this
- is getting out of control.

Okay.

Logan, guys,

Camille and I are...

In love.

Guys: He broke the code!

- Kendall!

- Okay, fine.

The code I broke is...

- He's figure skating.

- And I'm better now.

- Okay,

but we hate figure skaters.

- No.

We hated the camerellis.

- And they always said
- we couldn't do it.

And yes, the outfit is hideous.

- But I always said
- that I would prove them wrong.

And I didn't tell you guys

because of the code.

- Well, in that case,

go get 'em,

my shiny, glittery best bud.

- You prove
- the camerellis wrong.

And skate!

Skate like the wind!

- Wait, you guys aren't mad?

No.

We're...

Proud of you.

- You get out there and show
- the world that hockey skaters

Can skate just as good

as figure skaters.

- All right!

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

Wow, you were awful.

- He was.

- Yeah, really bad.

- Now I know why they call it
- a death spiral.

Okay, we tried it.

It's over.

- And Camille's jaw is healing,
- right?

- Okay, let's just play
- a simple,

Non-violent game

of truth or dare.

- I like it.

- Ready.

- Truth or dare.

All: Oh!

- It's me!

- Okay, Carlos, truth or dare?

- Truth.

- Why would you do that to me?

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪