Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 26 - Big Time Superheroes - full transcript

Hawk returns with a new evil plan to take down Big Time Rush - steal the new tracks for their second album and release them himself.

- ♪ So hop in your ride,

roll your windows down ♪

♪ 'cause tonight's your night,

get lost in the sound ♪

- Print it!

- Yes!

- Btr's new album is complete.

- With 12 new songs.

- Both:
- And a new attitude.

- And it's gonna send btr

to new heights.



And nobody can stop us.

- And you swear

you fully regret

- imprisoning
- the band big time rush

- While trying to sabotage
- their first concert performance?

- Absolutely.

From now on, I want to focus

on my music, not theirs.

My days of calling in revenge

are over.

- Then, Mr. Hawk,

your parole is...

Approved.

- Caw!



- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,

what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪

All: Come on.

Come on.

- And now we make

our ceremonial march

to our digital storage room

and grab our big time hard drive

- and get it
- to the cd-making place.

- Looking for this?

- Hawk!

What are you doing here?

- Why are you dressed
- like that?

- Oh, I'm crazy now.

And I'm stealing your hard drive

to get my revenge.

- Give us that hard drive

right now.

- No.

- This looks like a job for...

Him.

- No, it doesn't,

'cause there's six of us

and only one of you.

- Guess again.

Hawk-men!

- You know, jail gives you
- lots of time

To design cool henchman costumes

and plan cool escapes.

Caw!

- He's gone!

- And so is our entire

second album!

- Okay,
- to the best of your ability,

Describe what happened.

- I was doing the dishes.

- I heard a strange noise
- coming from the sink.

I looked in the sink.

I saw it, I screamed,

and I sent my daughter

- to the park
- so it wouldn't get her.

- It's back.

- What's back?
- Nothing.

Nothing's back.

- We'll fill out
- this maintenance report,

- Take care
- of that little clog asap.

Bye.

- We have
- to shut that water off now,

Or it'll spread like before.

- Why don't you shut your mouth
- before you cause a panic?

- Are you forgetting
- what happened last time?

- This is nothing like
- the last time.

[Rustling, clanking,

[and groaning]

[Indistinct speech

[over police radio]

- Right now, we can't
- positively identify anyone,

- Except that it's...
- Hawk!

Arrest him! It's hawk!

- Except that it's someone

disguised as a nut bag.

- Now, we'll do a full
- investigation as soon as we can.

All: As soon as you can?

- We need to ship our album,

- which is on that hard drive,
- today.

- Oh, really?

Well, in that case,

let me get our special

boy band task force

on this asap.

- Oh, sweet.
- Yes!

- He's being sarcastic.

- Mm-hmm, he is.

Besides, I have a lot

- of other crimes
- I have to deal with today:

A naked mugger,

a pawn store holdup,

and three cats stuck in trees.

- We got a 477

on Curtis and vine.

- Make that four cats.

Get out there, brown.

Besides, why don't you

just download your backup files?

You do have backup files, right?

- Control room!

- Search
- "blow your speakers out,"

And the file should come up.

He must have hacked in

and stolen all our song files.

- Wait, why is
- blow your speakers out

Showing up on a web link?

- Who's
- "hot new artist zwagger"?

- And why can you preorder
- blow your speakers out

On his hot new album?

And paralyzed and superstar

and all of our songs!

- What label is he on?

Hawk's recording our news songs

- and is gonna release them
- before we do.

- For the last time,
- I'm not shutting the water down.

- Okay, what's going on?

Because my mom won't tell me.

- Super-clog is back.

- Look, I want you,
- your mom, and the boys

- To get out of town
- for a few days.

I'm sorry.

I have no time to explain.

- Super-what?

- Okay, I have

a little bit of time.

- About five years ago,
- a clog like I've never seen

Almost destroyed the palm woods.

- It oozed out of sinks
- and splattered out of showers.

Residents moved out in droves.

This place was shut down

for a year,

but the clog was never found.

And now it's back.

- A sink clog

of grease and hair

- almost destroyed
- the palm woods?

- And I have to stop it

before it stops us.

- Super-clog.

Please.

- You're gonna need
- a bigger plunger.

- ♪ Got to crank

the music loud ♪

- Now, that's

what I call zwagger.

- Only nine more songs
- to record,

And we've got

your smash debut album,

and I've got revenge

on big time rush.

- Um, did you just say,

"revenge on big time rush"?

- What? No, no, no.

Why would I say that?

I said...

Uh...

Caw!

- Oh, okay.

So what do we do?

- I think we should just
- call the police again.

- What, so they can tell us
- to wait a few days

While they save some cats?

- I think it's time...

For him.

- No, no, no.

- No, no, no.

- The only way

to defeat supervillains

is with superheroes.

- All we have to do

is get into hawk records

- and steal back
- our hard drive...

Normal burglar style.

- You do realize
- that breaking and entering

Is against the law, right?

- May I remind you

that in that studio

is the only copy

of btr's second album?

Now, who's in?

- Give me the bolt cutters.

- Sledgehammer, please.

- Kelly,

- keep the Van
- ready and running.

And you...

Can wear one bandana.

- Let's get our songs back.

- Okay, plungie,

it's all up to you.

- Are you sure you don't need
- a bigger plunger?

- Shh.
- You're psyching him out.

Now all we're missing

is the element of surprise.

Surprise!

Aah! Ooh!

Stronger than before.

Plungie!

No!

- Bob.

It's too late.

- He was so young

and full of suction.

- Focus.

What will it do next?

- Well, it knows I'm after it,

so it'll probably retreat

into the pipes,

waiting to strike again.

- Ah!

- Okay, everybody spread out,

and find that hard drive.

- Stop right there.

- Let's try paralyzed
- one more time.

This time,

a little more zwagger.

- Oh, no.
- They're already on song three.

- ♪ You,

you walked into the room ♪

- Oh.

- Hurry this up
- before we get caught.

Come on.

- Okay, we can't hurry up,

- because we can't find
- the hard drive.

- That's because
- you're not thinking

Like an evil producer.

And I do

because I sort of am one.

Shbingo.

- We got our songs back.

- Yes!
- Whoo!

- Whoa!

- There they are, commissioner.

They've broken into my studio,

- and now they're stealing
- my property.

- He stole it from us first!

- I don't know
- what you're talking about,

But I do know

that that is my hard drive.

- No, it's not.
- You are a liar!

- No, you did.

No. Not.

- Quiet!

There's a simple way

to settle this.

Let's just see what's

on the hard drive, shall we?

- Yeah!

And then you'll hear us singing,

and he'll go to jail.

- Dear hawk's video diary,

I am so happy today

that I wrote a song.

It's called

I love the police.

♪ Police are good,

they guard our neighborhood ♪

♪ police are nice,

I think they're cool as ice ♪

- Oh, this is bad.

- This is so bad!

- Not helping!

- Everybody calm down!

We can figure this out.

- This was hawk's plan

- a super disguise
- so he couldn't get identified

And a fake hard drive

so we'd get busted

and end up in here.

- But now...

We're breaking out of here.

- We really need
- to get him some help.

- It worked!

- Big time rush.
- Wait.

- You made bail.

All: Kelly!

- Yay!

Now, stay out of my way.

- I am looking
- into your hard drive robbery,

But this is the LAPD,

and we deal with a lot of crime.

- Last year alone,
- we had a b...

- we have another 477

at sunset and vine.

- Will someone please
- save the tree cat?

- And I better not catch you
- anywhere near hawk records,

- Or next time,
- there will be no bail.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Commissioner.

We will stay away

from hawk records.

Okay, how do we get

back into hawk records?

- Weren't you idiots
- just in jail?

- Ah, I can almost hear him

laughing at us now.

- Wait!

- There are three things
- every supervillain must do:

Laugh evilly,

seek revenge,

- and show up
- on various screens unexpectedly.

- You'll never get away
- with this, hawk.

- Oh, but I am.

In fact, I've just put

a little zwagger

on your song, "superstar",

which is going to turn him

into a superstar.

- That's song six!

He's halfway there.

- Did you say,

"his song superstar"?

- Okay, and what do you think
- of this

As a title

for my new cd?

It's called, caw!

- We will not let him
- get away with this.

- Yeah, well, we're not allowed
- to go to hawk records, either.

- Wow, I never thought
- I would say this...

James!

- We won't be there.

But he will.

- How does he do that?

- We're not sure.

- Okay, so bandana man
- is going to defeat hawk

And his hawk-men by himself?

- No.

The supertastic super-6 will.

- Who's the supertastic
- super-6?

- I'm looking at them.

- So you want us to disguise

ourselves as superheroes,

pull a surprise raid

at hawk records,

and take our hard drive back

by force?

- Does anybody have

a better idea?

I didn't think so.

- Okay, now I think

it's in the lobby.

- Yeah, and getting bigger.

That's it!

Get out of the way!

- What are you doing?

- If bitters
- won't shut off the water,

Then we will.

- Now it's trapped
- and can't move.

- What do you think
- you're doing?

- Saving your life.

- All that's happened today was,

your mom got a little dirty,

- and you lost
- your little plungie.

Little p...

Don't turn that valve.

That's just what it wants.

- Don't tell me what to do.

There's no need to panic.

Remain calm.

There's no need to panic.

Get rid of it.

Get rid of it!

- And I want in.

- 'Cause this thing
- is so going down.

- Okay.

- This is everything we've got
- in the studio.

- I can't believe
- we're doing this.

- Supertastic super-6,

suit up!

- You said "super" twice.

- You bet I did.

- Okay.

- Okay!

- ♪ Strobing lights,

feel the rhythm, the rhythm ♪

♪ sweat it all

out of your system ♪

- ♪ So hop in your ride,

roll your windows down ♪

♪ 'cause tonight's your night,

get lost in the sound ♪

♪ So hop in your ride,

roll your windows down ♪

♪ 'cause tonight's your night,

get lost in the sound ♪

♪ I see you feeling the fire,

don't worry about a thing ♪

♪ the dj's playing your song,

so now you can't go wrong ♪

- ♪ I know you need it,

I can see it in your eyes ♪

- ♪ so hop in your ride,

roll your windows down ♪

♪ 'cause tonight's your night,

get lost in the sound ♪

♪ So hop in your ride,

roll your windows down ♪

♪ 'cause tonight's your night,

get lost in the sound ♪

- ♪ This party's never over,
- no, no, no ♪

- ♪ So hop in your ride,

roll your windows down ♪

♪ 'cause tonight's your night,

get lost in the sound ♪

- Kelly, where's your costume?

- I didn't like
- anything in the pile.

- Well, you can't go like that.

You'll get recognized.

- Ugh, fine.

I'll be bowl-head.

- Covers my face, and I don't look
- any dumber than you guys.

- Good point.

- Supertastic super-6,

to the skies!

- Ha-ha!

- You can't fly.

- Oh.
- Oh, right.

- To the Van!
- All: The Van!

- All right,
- we all know the plan.

- We power plunge
- the three main points of entry.

- Creating a turbo stream
- of water

- That forces super-clog
- up through the pipes.

- And its only escape

is the ventilation shaft

in the roof,

- where it will shoot out
- and meet its sun-dried demise.

- Power up!

- Split up!

- Hello, super-clog, I'm Katie,

and you're evicted.

- You're all overreacting!

It's just a little clog.

- All right, super-clog,

you are going down.

I mean up!

- This is for plungie!

Yah-ha!

All: Oh!

- We can all

use the bathrooms again!

- Yeah.

- I can wash dishes again!

Wait.

- Sadly, this victory

is bittersweet,

- as I have lost
- my best friend.

Plungie!

Plungie, oh.

- Well, this story
- is wrapping up quite nicely.

- No, it's not.

- Yes!

All 12 songs are complete.

Now to upload your album

to the web and get my revenge.

- Think again, hawk.

- Who are they?

- We are

the supertastic super-6.

- You said "super" twice.

All:

You bet he did.

- And we want

our songs back now.

- Yeah. Not gonna happen.

Caw!

- Ba-ha-ha-ha!

Oh!

- Slapshot!

- Time to get
- the hawk out of here.

- Yeah, I got bowl powers now.

All: Whoa!

- Do you see this?

- Can you believe
- what I'm seeing?

I thought I told you guys

to stay away from hawk records.

- Commissioner, they broke in
- and attacked me.

- I think you know what to do.

- Yes...

Arrest him for stealing

big time rush's second album.

- Wh-what?

No, you can't prove anything.

- We checked local costume shops
- to see

Who bought a hawk costume,

and we found this receipt.

- Well, that could be

any hawk!

- And we found

your comment card,

where under reason for purchase,

you checked "revenge."

- Who cares?

- You'll never find
- your precious hard drive.

- You mean this one?

- He's been talking
- to it all day,

Saying, "revenge is mine,"

and freaking me out!

- You traitor!

I'll get you, big time rush.

I'll be back.

Caw-caw!

Caw-caw!

- Hey!

I thought I told you guys

I would handle this.

- All:
- Are we in trouble?

- No.

In fact, I could use

an action squad like you

that I can call when disaster

strikes this fine city

- and it's too much
- for me to handle.

- Well, commissioner,

I think I speak

for the entire

supertastic super-6

when I say we're willing

and ready to serve.

- Here, kitty, kitty.

- Come on, kitty.

- Oh, let me just
- throw the bowl at him.

- No!
- No!

- Just grab the branch!
- I'm doing the best I can.

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪