Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 25 - Big Time Contest - full transcript
The Big Time Rush boys have to date contest winners for the whole day. Hopefully they make it through.
- I've never seen him
- like this before.
It's too much pressure.
- I don't understand.
- All I asked
- was Gustavo write
- A huge, mega summertime
- hit single
- That captures everyone's heart,
- sells 1 billion copies,
Rules the world,
and has the word "beach" in it.
What? I gave him till
the end of the day to do it.
Now, what's wrong with this one?
- His girlfriend moved
- to New Zealand.
- Literally flew
out of his life.
- And he's facedown
- on the couch.
- Well, fix it,
because I can't have this bummer
- singing my huge hit single
- of the summer.
- And I need my huge hit single
- of the summer
That rules the world,
or else.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Uh?
Boys, do you have any idea how I
got to be so rich and powerful?
- Your grandpa invented
- the moist towelette
And you inherited his fortune.
- That, and I solve problems.
- Now, you three, take Kendall
- and get him over his heartbreak.
And you, get Gustavo to write
the single that rules the world.
- See?
- Problem solved.
Or else.
- It's going to be easy.
- We'll just snap him
- out of this
- Using our patented
- heartbreak treatment.
- He sings, and we don't get
Griffin's "or else" treatment.
- Guys, I'll be fine.
And no hitting me with a pie
or a giant boxing glove
or a water soaker.
- What?
We were never gonna...
Okay, but he is talking.
- And, if he gets
- off that couch,
We could go out and get a...
Pink smoothie.
- You love pink smoothies.
- That is true.
- Yes, you and Jo
- used to get them all the time,
And you would laugh and...
Ow!
- Okay, look at it this way.
- We need you ready
- for our big summer single now,
And you're single now.
- And think of all
- the cool things
- You can do
- with the boys again,
Now that you're not tied down.
Like...
Lobby hockey!
All: Whoo!
- Put it in!
Put it in!
- Oh!
- Come on.
- Great save, buddy.
- Pool's fun too.
Both: I love the pool.
- Whoo!
- He loves skateboards!
- Skateboarding!
- Skateboarding!
- He loves skateboarding.
- Step aside and make way.
- Kendall knight
is single again.
- And riding high.
Whoo!
- It's gong to be
- harder than we thought.
- Yep.
- Yep.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Clearly, this opus
is not working
so let's try something else.
- Oh, that's easy
- for you to say.
- You don't have to write
- the mega-huge hit summer single
That has to rule the world.
Oh, that's easy.
- Hey, you've written
huge hits before,
- and you've had writer's block
- before.
So what'd you do the last time
to break it?
- It was the love song
on the last album.
I couldn't come up
with anything.
Total block!
And then she walked in.
- Who? Who walked in?
- Oh, no.
- Katie, what'd you do that for?
- Isn't that how I fixed
- his writer's block last time?
- No!
- No?
Oh.
How about now?
- No!
- Huh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
- Not even a smile.
- I really thought
- the puppet show would work.
- I liked it.
- Oh, thanks.
At least somebody
appreciates my art.
- Just leave me alone.
- Dude, you have to stop
thinking about Jo
and start thinking about
our super-huge summer single.
- And more more importantly,
- we want our buddy back.
- Yeah, and we can't help you
- if you won't let us in.
Why won't you let us in?
- Enough!
- Okay, he's mad.
But he is sitting up.
- I can't even describe
- the feeling.
- So until you all
- have girlfriends
And you lose them in an instant,
- you're not going to understand
- what I'm going through.
- You thinking
- what I'm thinking?
- Another puppet show?
- No, we all get girlfriends
and then lose them
"in an instant."
- And then Kendall lets us in,
- and we cure him
- of his heartbreak,
- And Griffin gets
- his big time summer single.
- Let's get our hearts broken!
- Whoo!
- Hey, Logan.
- Hey.
- Chili cheese factory
- chili cheese fry?
They just opened,
and they deliver.
- No, but Kendall's really
heartbroken about Jo leaving,
- and he says we can't help him
- until we understand
- What it's like losing
- a girlfriend instantaneously,
So...
- Say no more.
Logan Mitchell,
will you go out with me?
- Yes.
- It is over, Logan Mitchell,
- and I never
- want to see you again.
- Thank you!
- You're welcome!
- Will you help me
- with a unique situation
- By going out with me
- temporarily?
- I have a boyfriend.
Hey, will you help me
with a unique situation
- by going out with me
- temporarily?
- Uh... uh...
- Will you help me
- with a unique situation
- By going out with me
- temporarily?
- Uh, sure.
You said yes.
- I've got 12 minutes.
Is that long enough to sustain
a meaningful
temporary relationship?
- Uh-huh.
- Ladies, who wants to go
on a date with James diamond?
- But I must warn you, it's going
- to have to end right after
- So I can understand
- Kendall's heartbreak thing.
- You're joking, right?
- Hey, I do things for you!
- Like what?
- I'll start doing things
for you?
- Fine.
- Who do you want
- to go out with?
- Eeny... meeny... miney...
Blonde.
- Where have you two been?
- Shopping.
- Tell me again how shopping
is supposed to help me
write my summer single
that rules the world?
- Because we were shopping
- for summer clothes,
Which gets you
in the summer mood.
- Then why did Gustavo buy you
a $400 leather jacket
when it's summer?
- Because when it's summer here,
it's winter in Australia.
- It's huge on you!
- Shut up.
- Now, sit down, channel summer,
- and write that hit single.
- Okay.
- Katie, unless you cure
his writer's block right now,
you're fired.
- Then I guess I'm fired.
Bye!
- Then I'm returning the jacket!
- Teenagers drive 93%
- of the hit summer song market,
- So if you want
- this single to be huge,
- You have to connect
- with those teens.
- Therefore, the solution
- to your problem
Is to release your inner teen.
- She's right.
- But how am I supposed
- to release my inner teen?
Hey, who hates report cards?
Everybody gets acne.
Skateboards!
What's up, fry dude?
- All right,
- catch you on the flip-flop.
Hey ladies, what is going down
in the bplippity-blah-blah-blu?
- Teens don't say that!
- Nobody says that.
- Whoa, talk in the hands,
girlfriends.
That is so funny,
blonde Jennifer.
- James, I didn't say anything.
That's not important.
Hey, listen.
It has been great dating you,
- but here comes
- the awkward part.
- Right, got it.
I'm breaking up with you.
- Exactly!
- Wait, what?
- It sounded like
- you said you're...
- Breaking up with you?
- No!
- No, no, no, you can't do that!
- That's what you
- wanted her to do.
- But I'm supposed
to break up with her.
No one dumps James diamond.
I've never been dumped.
- And now you have.
- You're ruining my perfect
- never-been-dumped record.
- Well, I've never
- been dumped either,
And you're not ruining
my perfect record.
- No, no, no.
You are not...
Wait, don't go!
Jennifer, don't leave me!
It's okay, buddy.
I know what
you're going through.
- What is it you two
- are going through?
- The red-shirted girl.
It was the greatest
12 minutes of my life.
And now she's gone.
She's gone, I tell you!
- Pain, it hurts so real.
- Hey, guys, I am sorry
- for snapping at you earlier...
- Do you see what you started?
- What happened?
- Well, you told us
- we couldn't understand
What you were going through,
- and so we all went out
- with girls,
And theirs clearly
ended worse than mine.
- And if we don't get them to sing
- on the summer single,
- Then Griffin's
- gonna "or else" us.
- Now my perfect record is gone.
Why couldn't you let us in?
- I'll never forget you,
red-shirted girl.
- Dude, wait.
- Why aren't you facedown
- on the couch anymore?
- Well, you guys told me
- to get my mind off Jo.
And you guys did help me
get my mind off Jo.
- But now I've said "Jo"
- three times,
- And I'm starting to feel
- a little...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, okay.
No, no, no, no.
Think about them and not Jo.
- Now, how are we
- gonna fix this?
- By remembering
what you guys told me.
We're single now,
and we can do all the cool stuff
- we used to do
- before we were in relationships.
- And we can
- get through this together.
- Yeah!
- The boys are back!
- This is how we roll!
Whoo!
- Yeah, this is gonna be
- harder than I thought.
- Yep.
Again!
- I'm not positive,
but I'm pretty sure
I'm not connecting
with these teens.
- Oh, what gave you that idea?
- That's it!
You failed.
I'm returning the jacket.
- Leave the jacket out of this.
And teens these days
aren't going to give you
any credibility
until you establish...
Your shred ability.
- Okay, do not do that.
- Make way!
O.m.g!
Bieber!
- Gustavo, are you okay?
I'm only 3 1/2 years old.
- Fine, I'll connect
with the teens.
Tell me, teens, what's on your
mind as summer approaches?
- Oh, we all just went through
some pretty weird breakups.
All: Really weird.
- Mine lasted 12 minutes.
- That's it!
A breakup song.
We all go through them,
so everyone can relate.
Get Griffin and the dogs
to the studio right now,
- because I've got
- the summer single
That's going to rule the world.
- ♪ But I'll never
forget her face ♪
All:
- Okay, Gustavo, seriously?
- No, Kendall, come on.
- Stay with me.
- I don't like it, Gustavo.
- And I said I wanted
- my hit summer song today,
Or else.
- Griffin,
I just need more time.
- So now I'm giving
- all the money
To market your summer single
- to our summer snack food
- division
So they can launch their
just-invented "yo-blow,"
- the yogurt
- you can blow bubbles with.
I have no idea how it works,
and, frankly, I don't want to.
- Griffin, we can get you
- that single.
We just need more time.
- They've never let you down,
- and you know that.
- Katie, I like your jacket.
So you get one more day
to give me a summer single
- with the word "beach" in it
- that rules the world,
Or you all get yo-blow.
- You two, get those two
- off the ground
And get them to stop
blubbering so they can sing.
- Got it.
- If I could just see her...
- and you,
fix my writer's block!
- Okay, you know
- what we have to do.
- Own it!
- No!
Take Carlos.
- Find the red-shirted girl
- so he can see her one last time.
- Just one more time.
- Right.
You take James to find Jennifer,
and you get her
to go out with him again.
- So he can break up
with her this time.
That might work.
Both: Move out!
- Okay, you said you saw
the red-shirt girl in the park.
But now I don't!
- Okay, okay.
- What else do you remember
- about her?
- Well, she smelled like...
Like...
Like chili cheese fries!
- Now it all makes sense.
- She must have had
- the chili cheese fries
- Delivered from
- that new chili cheese factory.
- Can we get some?
- They smell really good.
- Nope.
- Because we're going to check
- the palm woods sign-in book
- To see which apartments
- had chili cheese fries delivered
- Then check those apartments
- and find your girl.
- Yes!
- Whoo!
- Here we come,
red-shirted girl!
- ♪ Chili cheese
in the summer breeze ♪
- That was awful.
- Really, really bad.
- To the pool!
- It's actually kind of funny
when you think about it.
Just go back out with James
so he can dump you this time.
All: Forget it.
- Guys, come on.
He's a total wreck.
This was not the plan!
- Your plan was stupid.
- You're stupid!
- See, this is why
I broke up with him.
- Ah, you!
- Hey, if you ever want
- to go out with her again,
- Then you'll stop all of this
- and turn on
That good old-fashioned
James diamond charm.
- I'll need a tuxedo.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- ♪ A tuxedo
would be neat-o ♪
♪ something else-o
darn it!
- Okay, this has to be her.
It's the last apartment
- that had chili cheese fries
- delivered.
- Oh, that's it!
- Please tell me that's not her.
- Oh!
I'll never see her again.
- This makes no sense.
- We've checked every single
- apartment that got a delivery.
Wait, I'm smart.
- Carlos, you down
- for some chili cheese fries?
What kind of question is that?
- Okay, you look great.
Now go over there,
turn on the charm...
And not the yelling at her!
- Got it.
Charm, no yelling.
Why won't you go out
with me again?
- ♪ Why won't you
go out with me again? ♪
- James, stop it.
- Stop it!
- ♪ James, stop it,
stop it, stop it ♪
- Now, one of you
say the word "beach."
- It's not going to happen,
- okay?
- Ah!
- Both: She dumped you.
- Deal with it.
- Jennifer, please.
- We need James to sing
- on our summer single,
And he can't sing like that.
- Look, everybody
has their price.
- So what is it going to take
- for you to take James back
So he can dump you?
- I want the jacket.
- What? There is no way
I'm giving...
- Katie, give her the jacket!
- Take it.
- And now,
will you take me back?
- Yes.
- I'm dumping you!
All: We know.
- All right.
We got James back.
- But I still don't have
- my summer single
That rules the world.
- Just call the song
rule the world,
don't have anything
about relationships
or girls in it,
- and instead of slow
- and emotional,
Make it fast and danceable.
- Katie, it is not that easy.
Wait a second.
I'm amazing.
- Whoo-hoo!
Gustavo rocque
has a summer single!
Now all I need
is a happy Carlos!
- No happy Carlos.
- But only for a second,
because I ordered him
chili cheese fries.
- How are chili cheese fries
- supposed to get that
In a singing mood?
- Chili cheese factory.
Someone order
chili cheese fries?
All: Carlos.
- He did.
- Hey, it's my old boyfriend.
- Uh-huh.
- Okay, Carlos and me are back!
And now that Kendall
has Jo out of his head,
I said Jo, didn't I?
All: Yep.
- There's one thing that snaps
everyone out of heartbreak,
a summer single
that rules the world
and has the word "beach" in it.
- A summer single
is not gonna help me, Gustavo.
- My summer single will.
♪ I'd throw all the money
in the air like confetti ♪
♪ every house got a dj
and a backyard party ♪
- ♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ And jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
if I ruled the world ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ give it, give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
- ♪ you'd never have to worry
- about another thing, no ♪
- ♪ and you'd be right next to me
- running the show ♪
- ♪ we'd throw every rule
- in the book out ♪
♪ If you were my girl
we'd dream out loud ♪
- ♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ Jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
- ♪ be who you are,
- love is all you need ♪
♪ All of us geeks,
freaks, and wannabes ♪
♪ singing ay-oh
if I ruled the world ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ give it, give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪
♪ Give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
- ♪ Here we go,
- here we go ♪
- ♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ Jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
♪ be who you are,
love is all you need ♪
- ♪ all of us geeks,
- freaks, and wannabes ♪
- Now, that is a song
that will rule the world
and, frankly, makes me want
to kick off my shoes
like I'm down at the beach.
- And cures heartbreak.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yep, not everybody's
heartbreak.
I'll never forget you,
leather jacket!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
- Hey!
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ so you gotta
live it big time ♪
- like this before.
It's too much pressure.
- I don't understand.
- All I asked
- was Gustavo write
- A huge, mega summertime
- hit single
- That captures everyone's heart,
- sells 1 billion copies,
Rules the world,
and has the word "beach" in it.
What? I gave him till
the end of the day to do it.
Now, what's wrong with this one?
- His girlfriend moved
- to New Zealand.
- Literally flew
out of his life.
- And he's facedown
- on the couch.
- Well, fix it,
because I can't have this bummer
- singing my huge hit single
- of the summer.
- And I need my huge hit single
- of the summer
That rules the world,
or else.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Uh?
Boys, do you have any idea how I
got to be so rich and powerful?
- Your grandpa invented
- the moist towelette
And you inherited his fortune.
- That, and I solve problems.
- Now, you three, take Kendall
- and get him over his heartbreak.
And you, get Gustavo to write
the single that rules the world.
- See?
- Problem solved.
Or else.
- It's going to be easy.
- We'll just snap him
- out of this
- Using our patented
- heartbreak treatment.
- He sings, and we don't get
Griffin's "or else" treatment.
- Guys, I'll be fine.
And no hitting me with a pie
or a giant boxing glove
or a water soaker.
- What?
We were never gonna...
Okay, but he is talking.
- And, if he gets
- off that couch,
We could go out and get a...
Pink smoothie.
- You love pink smoothies.
- That is true.
- Yes, you and Jo
- used to get them all the time,
And you would laugh and...
Ow!
- Okay, look at it this way.
- We need you ready
- for our big summer single now,
And you're single now.
- And think of all
- the cool things
- You can do
- with the boys again,
Now that you're not tied down.
Like...
Lobby hockey!
All: Whoo!
- Put it in!
Put it in!
- Oh!
- Come on.
- Great save, buddy.
- Pool's fun too.
Both: I love the pool.
- Whoo!
- He loves skateboards!
- Skateboarding!
- Skateboarding!
- He loves skateboarding.
- Step aside and make way.
- Kendall knight
is single again.
- And riding high.
Whoo!
- It's gong to be
- harder than we thought.
- Yep.
- Yep.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Clearly, this opus
is not working
so let's try something else.
- Oh, that's easy
- for you to say.
- You don't have to write
- the mega-huge hit summer single
That has to rule the world.
Oh, that's easy.
- Hey, you've written
huge hits before,
- and you've had writer's block
- before.
So what'd you do the last time
to break it?
- It was the love song
on the last album.
I couldn't come up
with anything.
Total block!
And then she walked in.
- Who? Who walked in?
- Oh, no.
- Katie, what'd you do that for?
- Isn't that how I fixed
- his writer's block last time?
- No!
- No?
Oh.
How about now?
- No!
- Huh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
- Not even a smile.
- I really thought
- the puppet show would work.
- I liked it.
- Oh, thanks.
At least somebody
appreciates my art.
- Just leave me alone.
- Dude, you have to stop
thinking about Jo
and start thinking about
our super-huge summer single.
- And more more importantly,
- we want our buddy back.
- Yeah, and we can't help you
- if you won't let us in.
Why won't you let us in?
- Enough!
- Okay, he's mad.
But he is sitting up.
- I can't even describe
- the feeling.
- So until you all
- have girlfriends
And you lose them in an instant,
- you're not going to understand
- what I'm going through.
- You thinking
- what I'm thinking?
- Another puppet show?
- No, we all get girlfriends
and then lose them
"in an instant."
- And then Kendall lets us in,
- and we cure him
- of his heartbreak,
- And Griffin gets
- his big time summer single.
- Let's get our hearts broken!
- Whoo!
- Hey, Logan.
- Hey.
- Chili cheese factory
- chili cheese fry?
They just opened,
and they deliver.
- No, but Kendall's really
heartbroken about Jo leaving,
- and he says we can't help him
- until we understand
- What it's like losing
- a girlfriend instantaneously,
So...
- Say no more.
Logan Mitchell,
will you go out with me?
- Yes.
- It is over, Logan Mitchell,
- and I never
- want to see you again.
- Thank you!
- You're welcome!
- Will you help me
- with a unique situation
- By going out with me
- temporarily?
- I have a boyfriend.
Hey, will you help me
with a unique situation
- by going out with me
- temporarily?
- Uh... uh...
- Will you help me
- with a unique situation
- By going out with me
- temporarily?
- Uh, sure.
You said yes.
- I've got 12 minutes.
Is that long enough to sustain
a meaningful
temporary relationship?
- Uh-huh.
- Ladies, who wants to go
on a date with James diamond?
- But I must warn you, it's going
- to have to end right after
- So I can understand
- Kendall's heartbreak thing.
- You're joking, right?
- Hey, I do things for you!
- Like what?
- I'll start doing things
for you?
- Fine.
- Who do you want
- to go out with?
- Eeny... meeny... miney...
Blonde.
- Where have you two been?
- Shopping.
- Tell me again how shopping
is supposed to help me
write my summer single
that rules the world?
- Because we were shopping
- for summer clothes,
Which gets you
in the summer mood.
- Then why did Gustavo buy you
a $400 leather jacket
when it's summer?
- Because when it's summer here,
it's winter in Australia.
- It's huge on you!
- Shut up.
- Now, sit down, channel summer,
- and write that hit single.
- Okay.
- Katie, unless you cure
his writer's block right now,
you're fired.
- Then I guess I'm fired.
Bye!
- Then I'm returning the jacket!
- Teenagers drive 93%
- of the hit summer song market,
- So if you want
- this single to be huge,
- You have to connect
- with those teens.
- Therefore, the solution
- to your problem
Is to release your inner teen.
- She's right.
- But how am I supposed
- to release my inner teen?
Hey, who hates report cards?
Everybody gets acne.
Skateboards!
What's up, fry dude?
- All right,
- catch you on the flip-flop.
Hey ladies, what is going down
in the bplippity-blah-blah-blu?
- Teens don't say that!
- Nobody says that.
- Whoa, talk in the hands,
girlfriends.
That is so funny,
blonde Jennifer.
- James, I didn't say anything.
That's not important.
Hey, listen.
It has been great dating you,
- but here comes
- the awkward part.
- Right, got it.
I'm breaking up with you.
- Exactly!
- Wait, what?
- It sounded like
- you said you're...
- Breaking up with you?
- No!
- No, no, no, you can't do that!
- That's what you
- wanted her to do.
- But I'm supposed
to break up with her.
No one dumps James diamond.
I've never been dumped.
- And now you have.
- You're ruining my perfect
- never-been-dumped record.
- Well, I've never
- been dumped either,
And you're not ruining
my perfect record.
- No, no, no.
You are not...
Wait, don't go!
Jennifer, don't leave me!
It's okay, buddy.
I know what
you're going through.
- What is it you two
- are going through?
- The red-shirted girl.
It was the greatest
12 minutes of my life.
And now she's gone.
She's gone, I tell you!
- Pain, it hurts so real.
- Hey, guys, I am sorry
- for snapping at you earlier...
- Do you see what you started?
- What happened?
- Well, you told us
- we couldn't understand
What you were going through,
- and so we all went out
- with girls,
And theirs clearly
ended worse than mine.
- And if we don't get them to sing
- on the summer single,
- Then Griffin's
- gonna "or else" us.
- Now my perfect record is gone.
Why couldn't you let us in?
- I'll never forget you,
red-shirted girl.
- Dude, wait.
- Why aren't you facedown
- on the couch anymore?
- Well, you guys told me
- to get my mind off Jo.
And you guys did help me
get my mind off Jo.
- But now I've said "Jo"
- three times,
- And I'm starting to feel
- a little...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, okay.
No, no, no, no.
Think about them and not Jo.
- Now, how are we
- gonna fix this?
- By remembering
what you guys told me.
We're single now,
and we can do all the cool stuff
- we used to do
- before we were in relationships.
- And we can
- get through this together.
- Yeah!
- The boys are back!
- This is how we roll!
Whoo!
- Yeah, this is gonna be
- harder than I thought.
- Yep.
Again!
- I'm not positive,
but I'm pretty sure
I'm not connecting
with these teens.
- Oh, what gave you that idea?
- That's it!
You failed.
I'm returning the jacket.
- Leave the jacket out of this.
And teens these days
aren't going to give you
any credibility
until you establish...
Your shred ability.
- Okay, do not do that.
- Make way!
O.m.g!
Bieber!
- Gustavo, are you okay?
I'm only 3 1/2 years old.
- Fine, I'll connect
with the teens.
Tell me, teens, what's on your
mind as summer approaches?
- Oh, we all just went through
some pretty weird breakups.
All: Really weird.
- Mine lasted 12 minutes.
- That's it!
A breakup song.
We all go through them,
so everyone can relate.
Get Griffin and the dogs
to the studio right now,
- because I've got
- the summer single
That's going to rule the world.
- ♪ But I'll never
forget her face ♪
All:
- Okay, Gustavo, seriously?
- No, Kendall, come on.
- Stay with me.
- I don't like it, Gustavo.
- And I said I wanted
- my hit summer song today,
Or else.
- Griffin,
I just need more time.
- So now I'm giving
- all the money
To market your summer single
- to our summer snack food
- division
So they can launch their
just-invented "yo-blow,"
- the yogurt
- you can blow bubbles with.
I have no idea how it works,
and, frankly, I don't want to.
- Griffin, we can get you
- that single.
We just need more time.
- They've never let you down,
- and you know that.
- Katie, I like your jacket.
So you get one more day
to give me a summer single
- with the word "beach" in it
- that rules the world,
Or you all get yo-blow.
- You two, get those two
- off the ground
And get them to stop
blubbering so they can sing.
- Got it.
- If I could just see her...
- and you,
fix my writer's block!
- Okay, you know
- what we have to do.
- Own it!
- No!
Take Carlos.
- Find the red-shirted girl
- so he can see her one last time.
- Just one more time.
- Right.
You take James to find Jennifer,
and you get her
to go out with him again.
- So he can break up
with her this time.
That might work.
Both: Move out!
- Okay, you said you saw
the red-shirt girl in the park.
But now I don't!
- Okay, okay.
- What else do you remember
- about her?
- Well, she smelled like...
Like...
Like chili cheese fries!
- Now it all makes sense.
- She must have had
- the chili cheese fries
- Delivered from
- that new chili cheese factory.
- Can we get some?
- They smell really good.
- Nope.
- Because we're going to check
- the palm woods sign-in book
- To see which apartments
- had chili cheese fries delivered
- Then check those apartments
- and find your girl.
- Yes!
- Whoo!
- Here we come,
red-shirted girl!
- ♪ Chili cheese
in the summer breeze ♪
- That was awful.
- Really, really bad.
- To the pool!
- It's actually kind of funny
when you think about it.
Just go back out with James
so he can dump you this time.
All: Forget it.
- Guys, come on.
He's a total wreck.
This was not the plan!
- Your plan was stupid.
- You're stupid!
- See, this is why
I broke up with him.
- Ah, you!
- Hey, if you ever want
- to go out with her again,
- Then you'll stop all of this
- and turn on
That good old-fashioned
James diamond charm.
- I'll need a tuxedo.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- ♪ A tuxedo
would be neat-o ♪
♪ something else-o
darn it!
- Okay, this has to be her.
It's the last apartment
- that had chili cheese fries
- delivered.
- Oh, that's it!
- Please tell me that's not her.
- Oh!
I'll never see her again.
- This makes no sense.
- We've checked every single
- apartment that got a delivery.
Wait, I'm smart.
- Carlos, you down
- for some chili cheese fries?
What kind of question is that?
- Okay, you look great.
Now go over there,
turn on the charm...
And not the yelling at her!
- Got it.
Charm, no yelling.
Why won't you go out
with me again?
- ♪ Why won't you
go out with me again? ♪
- James, stop it.
- Stop it!
- ♪ James, stop it,
stop it, stop it ♪
- Now, one of you
say the word "beach."
- It's not going to happen,
- okay?
- Ah!
- Both: She dumped you.
- Deal with it.
- Jennifer, please.
- We need James to sing
- on our summer single,
And he can't sing like that.
- Look, everybody
has their price.
- So what is it going to take
- for you to take James back
So he can dump you?
- I want the jacket.
- What? There is no way
I'm giving...
- Katie, give her the jacket!
- Take it.
- And now,
will you take me back?
- Yes.
- I'm dumping you!
All: We know.
- All right.
We got James back.
- But I still don't have
- my summer single
That rules the world.
- Just call the song
rule the world,
don't have anything
about relationships
or girls in it,
- and instead of slow
- and emotional,
Make it fast and danceable.
- Katie, it is not that easy.
Wait a second.
I'm amazing.
- Whoo-hoo!
Gustavo rocque
has a summer single!
Now all I need
is a happy Carlos!
- No happy Carlos.
- But only for a second,
because I ordered him
chili cheese fries.
- How are chili cheese fries
- supposed to get that
In a singing mood?
- Chili cheese factory.
Someone order
chili cheese fries?
All: Carlos.
- He did.
- Hey, it's my old boyfriend.
- Uh-huh.
- Okay, Carlos and me are back!
And now that Kendall
has Jo out of his head,
I said Jo, didn't I?
All: Yep.
- There's one thing that snaps
everyone out of heartbreak,
a summer single
that rules the world
and has the word "beach" in it.
- A summer single
is not gonna help me, Gustavo.
- My summer single will.
♪ I'd throw all the money
in the air like confetti ♪
♪ every house got a dj
and a backyard party ♪
- ♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ And jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
if I ruled the world ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ give it, give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
- ♪ you'd never have to worry
- about another thing, no ♪
- ♪ and you'd be right next to me
- running the show ♪
- ♪ we'd throw every rule
- in the book out ♪
♪ If you were my girl
we'd dream out loud ♪
- ♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ Jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
- ♪ be who you are,
- love is all you need ♪
♪ All of us geeks,
freaks, and wannabes ♪
♪ singing ay-oh
if I ruled the world ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ give it, give it,
- give it all to you ♪
- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪
♪ Give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
- ♪ Here we go,
- here we go ♪
- ♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ Jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
♪ be who you are,
love is all you need ♪
- ♪ all of us geeks,
- freaks, and wannabes ♪
- Now, that is a song
that will rule the world
and, frankly, makes me want
to kick off my shoes
like I'm down at the beach.
- And cures heartbreak.
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yep, not everybody's
heartbreak.
I'll never forget you,
leather jacket!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
- Hey!
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ so you gotta
live it big time ♪