Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 25 - Big Time Contest - full transcript

The Big Time Rush boys have to date contest winners for the whole day. Hopefully they make it through.

- I've never seen him
- like this before.

It's too much pressure.

- I don't understand.

- All I asked
- was Gustavo write

- A huge, mega summertime
- hit single

- That captures everyone's heart,
- sells 1 billion copies,

Rules the world,

and has the word "beach" in it.

What? I gave him till

the end of the day to do it.

Now, what's wrong with this one?



- His girlfriend moved
- to New Zealand.

- Literally flew

out of his life.

- And he's facedown
- on the couch.

- Well, fix it,

because I can't have this bummer

- singing my huge hit single
- of the summer.

- And I need my huge hit single
- of the summer

That rules the world,

or else.

- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪



♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪

- Uh?

Boys, do you have any idea how I

got to be so rich and powerful?

- Your grandpa invented
- the moist towelette

And you inherited his fortune.

- That, and I solve problems.

- Now, you three, take Kendall
- and get him over his heartbreak.

And you, get Gustavo to write

the single that rules the world.

- See?
- Problem solved.

Or else.

- It's going to be easy.

- We'll just snap him
- out of this

- Using our patented
- heartbreak treatment.

- He sings, and we don't get

Griffin's "or else" treatment.

- Guys, I'll be fine.

And no hitting me with a pie

or a giant boxing glove

or a water soaker.

- What?

We were never gonna...

Okay, but he is talking.

- And, if he gets
- off that couch,

We could go out and get a...

Pink smoothie.

- You love pink smoothies.

- That is true.

- Yes, you and Jo
- used to get them all the time,

And you would laugh and...

Ow!

- Okay, look at it this way.

- We need you ready
- for our big summer single now,

And you're single now.

- And think of all
- the cool things

- You can do
- with the boys again,

Now that you're not tied down.

Like...

Lobby hockey!

All: Whoo!

- Put it in!

Put it in!

- Oh!

- Come on.

- Great save, buddy.

- Pool's fun too.

Both: I love the pool.

- Whoo!

- He loves skateboards!
- Skateboarding!

- Skateboarding!
- He loves skateboarding.

- Step aside and make way.

- Kendall knight

is single again.

- And riding high.

Whoo!

- It's gong to be
- harder than we thought.

- Yep.

- Yep.

- Okay, okay, okay.

Clearly, this opus

is not working

so let's try something else.

- Oh, that's easy
- for you to say.

- You don't have to write
- the mega-huge hit summer single

That has to rule the world.

Oh, that's easy.

- Hey, you've written

huge hits before,

- and you've had writer's block
- before.

So what'd you do the last time

to break it?

- It was the love song

on the last album.

I couldn't come up

with anything.

Total block!

And then she walked in.

- Who? Who walked in?

- Oh, no.

- Katie, what'd you do that for?

- Isn't that how I fixed
- his writer's block last time?

- No!

- No?

Oh.

How about now?

- No!

- Huh, this is gonna be

harder than I thought.

- Not even a smile.

- I really thought
- the puppet show would work.

- I liked it.
- Oh, thanks.

At least somebody

appreciates my art.

- Just leave me alone.

- Dude, you have to stop

thinking about Jo

and start thinking about

our super-huge summer single.

- And more more importantly,
- we want our buddy back.

- Yeah, and we can't help you
- if you won't let us in.

Why won't you let us in?

- Enough!

- Okay, he's mad.

But he is sitting up.

- I can't even describe
- the feeling.

- So until you all
- have girlfriends

And you lose them in an instant,

- you're not going to understand
- what I'm going through.

- You thinking
- what I'm thinking?

- Another puppet show?

- No, we all get girlfriends

and then lose them

"in an instant."

- And then Kendall lets us in,

- and we cure him
- of his heartbreak,

- And Griffin gets
- his big time summer single.

- Let's get our hearts broken!

- Whoo!

- Hey, Logan.
- Hey.

- Chili cheese factory
- chili cheese fry?

They just opened,

and they deliver.

- No, but Kendall's really

heartbroken about Jo leaving,

- and he says we can't help him
- until we understand

- What it's like losing
- a girlfriend instantaneously,

So...

- Say no more.

Logan Mitchell,

will you go out with me?

- Yes.

- It is over, Logan Mitchell,

- and I never
- want to see you again.

- Thank you!

- You're welcome!

- Will you help me
- with a unique situation

- By going out with me
- temporarily?

- I have a boyfriend.

Hey, will you help me

with a unique situation

- by going out with me
- temporarily?

- Uh... uh...

- Will you help me
- with a unique situation

- By going out with me
- temporarily?

- Uh, sure.

You said yes.

- I've got 12 minutes.

Is that long enough to sustain

a meaningful

temporary relationship?

- Uh-huh.

- Ladies, who wants to go

on a date with James diamond?

- But I must warn you, it's going
- to have to end right after

- So I can understand
- Kendall's heartbreak thing.

- You're joking, right?

- Hey, I do things for you!

- Like what?

- I'll start doing things

for you?

- Fine.

- Who do you want
- to go out with?

- Eeny... meeny... miney...

Blonde.

- Where have you two been?

- Shopping.

- Tell me again how shopping

is supposed to help me

write my summer single

that rules the world?

- Because we were shopping
- for summer clothes,

Which gets you

in the summer mood.

- Then why did Gustavo buy you

a $400 leather jacket

when it's summer?

- Because when it's summer here,

it's winter in Australia.

- It's huge on you!

- Shut up.

- Now, sit down, channel summer,
- and write that hit single.

- Okay.

- Katie, unless you cure

his writer's block right now,

you're fired.

- Then I guess I'm fired.

Bye!

- Then I'm returning the jacket!

- Teenagers drive 93%
- of the hit summer song market,

- So if you want
- this single to be huge,

- You have to connect
- with those teens.

- Therefore, the solution
- to your problem

Is to release your inner teen.

- She's right.

- But how am I supposed
- to release my inner teen?

Hey, who hates report cards?

Everybody gets acne.

Skateboards!

What's up, fry dude?

- All right,
- catch you on the flip-flop.

Hey ladies, what is going down

in the bplippity-blah-blah-blu?

- Teens don't say that!

- Nobody says that.

- Whoa, talk in the hands,

girlfriends.

That is so funny,

blonde Jennifer.

- James, I didn't say anything.

That's not important.

Hey, listen.

It has been great dating you,

- but here comes
- the awkward part.

- Right, got it.

I'm breaking up with you.

- Exactly!
- Wait, what?

- It sounded like
- you said you're...

- Breaking up with you?

- No!
- No, no, no, you can't do that!

- That's what you
- wanted her to do.

- But I'm supposed

to break up with her.

No one dumps James diamond.

I've never been dumped.

- And now you have.

- You're ruining my perfect
- never-been-dumped record.

- Well, I've never
- been dumped either,

And you're not ruining

my perfect record.

- No, no, no.

You are not...

Wait, don't go!

Jennifer, don't leave me!

It's okay, buddy.

I know what

you're going through.

- What is it you two
- are going through?

- The red-shirted girl.

It was the greatest

12 minutes of my life.

And now she's gone.

She's gone, I tell you!

- Pain, it hurts so real.

- Hey, guys, I am sorry
- for snapping at you earlier...

- Do you see what you started?

- What happened?

- Well, you told us
- we couldn't understand

What you were going through,

- and so we all went out
- with girls,

And theirs clearly

ended worse than mine.

- And if we don't get them to sing
- on the summer single,

- Then Griffin's
- gonna "or else" us.

- Now my perfect record is gone.

Why couldn't you let us in?

- I'll never forget you,

red-shirted girl.

- Dude, wait.

- Why aren't you facedown
- on the couch anymore?

- Well, you guys told me
- to get my mind off Jo.

And you guys did help me

get my mind off Jo.

- But now I've said "Jo"
- three times,

- And I'm starting to feel
- a little...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, okay.

No, no, no, no.

Think about them and not Jo.

- Now, how are we
- gonna fix this?

- By remembering

what you guys told me.

We're single now,

and we can do all the cool stuff

- we used to do
- before we were in relationships.

- And we can
- get through this together.

- Yeah!
- The boys are back!

- This is how we roll!

Whoo!

- Yeah, this is gonna be
- harder than I thought.

- Yep.

Again!

- I'm not positive,

but I'm pretty sure

I'm not connecting

with these teens.

- Oh, what gave you that idea?

- That's it!

You failed.

I'm returning the jacket.

- Leave the jacket out of this.

And teens these days

aren't going to give you

any credibility

until you establish...

Your shred ability.

- Okay, do not do that.

- Make way!

O.m.g!

Bieber!

- Gustavo, are you okay?

I'm only 3 1/2 years old.

- Fine, I'll connect

with the teens.

Tell me, teens, what's on your

mind as summer approaches?

- Oh, we all just went through

some pretty weird breakups.

All: Really weird.

- Mine lasted 12 minutes.

- That's it!

A breakup song.

We all go through them,

so everyone can relate.

Get Griffin and the dogs

to the studio right now,

- because I've got
- the summer single

That's going to rule the world.

- ♪ But I'll never

forget her face ♪

All:

- Okay, Gustavo, seriously?

- No, Kendall, come on.
- Stay with me.

- I don't like it, Gustavo.

- And I said I wanted
- my hit summer song today,

Or else.

- Griffin,

I just need more time.

- So now I'm giving
- all the money

To market your summer single

- to our summer snack food
- division

So they can launch their

just-invented "yo-blow,"

- the yogurt
- you can blow bubbles with.

I have no idea how it works,

and, frankly, I don't want to.

- Griffin, we can get you
- that single.

We just need more time.

- They've never let you down,
- and you know that.

- Katie, I like your jacket.

So you get one more day

to give me a summer single

- with the word "beach" in it
- that rules the world,

Or you all get yo-blow.

- You two, get those two
- off the ground

And get them to stop

blubbering so they can sing.

- Got it.

- If I could just see her...

- and you,

fix my writer's block!

- Okay, you know
- what we have to do.

- Own it!

- No!

Take Carlos.

- Find the red-shirted girl
- so he can see her one last time.

- Just one more time.

- Right.

You take James to find Jennifer,

and you get her

to go out with him again.

- So he can break up

with her this time.

That might work.

Both: Move out!

- Okay, you said you saw

the red-shirt girl in the park.

But now I don't!

- Okay, okay.

- What else do you remember
- about her?

- Well, she smelled like...

Like...

Like chili cheese fries!

- Now it all makes sense.

- She must have had
- the chili cheese fries

- Delivered from
- that new chili cheese factory.

- Can we get some?
- They smell really good.

- Nope.

- Because we're going to check
- the palm woods sign-in book

- To see which apartments
- had chili cheese fries delivered

- Then check those apartments
- and find your girl.

- Yes!
- Whoo!

- Here we come,

red-shirted girl!

- ♪ Chili cheese

in the summer breeze ♪

- That was awful.

- Really, really bad.

- To the pool!

- It's actually kind of funny

when you think about it.

Just go back out with James

so he can dump you this time.

All: Forget it.

- Guys, come on.

He's a total wreck.

This was not the plan!

- Your plan was stupid.

- You're stupid!

- See, this is why

I broke up with him.

- Ah, you!

- Hey, if you ever want
- to go out with her again,

- Then you'll stop all of this
- and turn on

That good old-fashioned

James diamond charm.

- I'll need a tuxedo.

- That's what I'm talking about.

- ♪ A tuxedo

would be neat-o ♪

♪ something else-o

darn it!

- Okay, this has to be her.

It's the last apartment

- that had chili cheese fries
- delivered.

- Oh, that's it!

- Please tell me that's not her.

- Oh!

I'll never see her again.

- This makes no sense.

- We've checked every single
- apartment that got a delivery.

Wait, I'm smart.

- Carlos, you down
- for some chili cheese fries?

What kind of question is that?

- Okay, you look great.

Now go over there,

turn on the charm...

And not the yelling at her!

- Got it.

Charm, no yelling.

Why won't you go out

with me again?

- ♪ Why won't you

go out with me again? ♪

- James, stop it.
- Stop it!

- ♪ James, stop it,

stop it, stop it ♪

- Now, one of you

say the word "beach."

- It's not going to happen,
- okay?

- Ah!

- Both: She dumped you.
- Deal with it.

- Jennifer, please.

- We need James to sing
- on our summer single,

And he can't sing like that.

- Look, everybody

has their price.

- So what is it going to take
- for you to take James back

So he can dump you?

- I want the jacket.

- What? There is no way

I'm giving...

- Katie, give her the jacket!

- Take it.

- And now,

will you take me back?

- Yes.

- I'm dumping you!

All: We know.

- All right.

We got James back.

- But I still don't have
- my summer single

That rules the world.

- Just call the song

rule the world,

don't have anything

about relationships

or girls in it,

- and instead of slow
- and emotional,

Make it fast and danceable.

- Katie, it is not that easy.

Wait a second.

I'm amazing.

- Whoo-hoo!

Gustavo rocque

has a summer single!

Now all I need

is a happy Carlos!

- No happy Carlos.

- But only for a second,

because I ordered him

chili cheese fries.

- How are chili cheese fries
- supposed to get that

In a singing mood?

- Chili cheese factory.

Someone order

chili cheese fries?

All: Carlos.

- He did.

- Hey, it's my old boyfriend.

- Uh-huh.

- Okay, Carlos and me are back!

And now that Kendall

has Jo out of his head,

I said Jo, didn't I?

All: Yep.

- There's one thing that snaps

everyone out of heartbreak,

a summer single

that rules the world

and has the word "beach" in it.

- A summer single

is not gonna help me, Gustavo.

- My summer single will.

♪ I'd throw all the money

in the air like confetti ♪

♪ every house got a dj

and a backyard party ♪

- ♪ so everybody get up,

up out of your seats ♪

- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪

♪ And jump up, up,

up on the beat ♪

♪ singing ay-oh,

if I ruled the world ♪

- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪

- ♪ give it, give it,
- give it all to you ♪

- ♪ I would give it,

give it all to you ♪

♪ give it, give it,

give it all to you ♪

- ♪ you'd never have to worry
- about another thing, no ♪

- ♪ and you'd be right next to me
- running the show ♪

- ♪ we'd throw every rule
- in the book out ♪

♪ If you were my girl

we'd dream out loud ♪

- ♪ so everybody get up,

up out of your seats ♪

- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪

♪ Jump up, up,

up on the beat ♪

♪ singing ay-oh,

ay-oh, ay-oh ♪

- ♪ be who you are,
- love is all you need ♪

♪ All of us geeks,

freaks, and wannabes ♪

♪ singing ay-oh

if I ruled the world ♪

- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪

- ♪ give it, give it,
- give it all to you ♪

- ♪ I would give it,
- give it all to you ♪

♪ Give it, give it,

give it all to you ♪

- ♪ Here we go,
- here we go ♪

- ♪ so everybody get up,

up out of your seats ♪

- ♪ kick off your shoes
- like you're down at the beach ♪

♪ Jump up, up,

up on the beat ♪

♪ singing ay-oh,

ay-oh, ay-oh ♪

♪ be who you are,

love is all you need ♪

- ♪ all of us geeks,
- freaks, and wannabes ♪

- Now, that is a song

that will rule the world

and, frankly, makes me want

to kick off my shoes

like I'm down at the beach.

- And cures heartbreak.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yep, not everybody's

heartbreak.

I'll never forget you,

leather jacket!

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪

- Hey!

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ so you gotta

live it big time ♪