Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 22 - Big Time Wedding - full transcript
With Big Time Rush a big time hit in Kerplankistan, its king and royal daughter Svetlana visit Rocque Records to see which of the BTR boys wants to marry her. Though the boys flee to safeguard their bachelorhoods, James unfortunately considers himself grade-A prince material, whereby an innocent gesture becomes his proposal. Katie, meanwhile, tries to get Buddha Bob married in three hours before a government official extradites him back to Canada.
- Kelly!
Make sure the dogs are on time
for our big meeting.
- Here we are!
- And...
All: Right on time!
- Btr on time?
- You guys have never
- done this before.
- Well, it's amazing how much
- you can get done
- When you've sworn off
- dating girls.
- You've sworn off dating girls?
- Well, they just end up moving
- to New Zealand on you.
- And then you're on again,
- off again
Is on again, then off again.
It's exhausting.
- Since I've sworn off
- my fickle dating habits,
My IQ has gone up 20 points.
Go ahead.
Ask me anything.
- Okay, who was the first...
- Alexander Hamilton.
- With the time we save
- by not chasing girls,
We've increased
our hockey playing 79%
and decreased our showering 98%.
All: Whoo!
- Please increase
- your showering.
- Yup, it's official.
Big time rush is never
going on a date again.
- So what's the big news?
- You finally made the cover
of pop tiger magazine!
- With their "win a date
with big time rush" contest.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Win a date with big time rush.
- Spend a day with the boys
of btr at the famous palm woods.
- And wrap up your date
- with a big-time party
In the very studio
the guys record their hits.
- But, Gustavo,
- we've sworn off dating.
- Mm, yeah.
No, you haven't!
- Guys, guys.
It's a huge first step being
on the cover of pop tiger,
- but now we have to work
- even harder to climb the cover.
All: Climb the whatta?
- There are three
levels of success
on every teen fan-zine.
The entry level,
located at the bottom
of the mag,
- like,
- "win a date with big time rush,"
Or "what's Jordan's big secret?"
- The rising star level,
mid to high on the magazine
with a bigger picture,
currently occupied
by rapper Marcus.
- And finally,
the superstar level,
which dominates the cover,
currently occupied
by teen vampire queen
Aubrey Stewart.
- Another date
gone horribly wrong.
- So we have to wow these dates
and impress the editors
of pop tiger
so that we can climb the cover
and get to the next level.
- But, Gustavo,
- this timing is terrible.
All: We're done with dates.
We're going on a date!
- Dogs, heel.
- Hey, guys, I'm Annie winters,
editor of pop tiger magazine.
- Hello
now, we just want you guys
to be yourselves, have fun,
and make sure that your dates
have the best time ever.
- All: Got it!
- Okay.
Let's meet the winners.
First up is James' date
for today.
Jeanette.
- Hello, Jeanette.
- O-m-g, I can't believe
- I get to spend the whole day
With James diamond.
- You don't spend the day
with James diamond.
You experience it.
- Carlos, your date
for today is Tiffany.
- Tiffany, it is very nice
- to meet you.
- I still can't believe I won.
- Kendall,
you'll be with Bobby.
- Sounds cute.
- Sweet!
- I can't believe I have a date
- with Kendall knight
Of big time rush.
- Yep. Believe it!
- If you read
- this little fella's entry,
- You'd know he is
- the biggest btr fan ever.
- I always
poster-pretend I'm you.
- Ha, all right.
- I'll see you two tonight
- at the party.
Thank you.
He's a hugger.
- And finally, Logan,
your contest winner is rona.
- Where's my date?
Oh, look at him.
He's like a boy-man.
- Okay, let's get a shot
of all of our contest winners
with their big-time dates.
- Stay.
- Holy schamoley.
Is that the big time rush
awesome swirly slide?
- Yep. Want to go down it?
- Whoo-hoo!
Wowza!
I could live in that thing.
I'm serious.
Throw a couple pillows
up in here, and I'm good.
- Cool, so what else
- do you want to...
- horsey-back ride!
- Hey, if mom asks,
I'm in the park.
- 'Kay.
- Whoa.
Who was that?
- My sister Katie.
- Dude, hook me up.
- No.
- You won a date with me,
- not my sister.
- And now I want
- to date your sister.
She's schmokin' hot!
- Wha...
- Let's go.
- No. No. We're not going.
- I want to meet your sister!
- We're not going to.
- Heel. Heel!
- So what's your favorite
btr song?
- I know, right?
- Hey, a big-time fan like you
- shouldn't be tied down
- to one member of the band.
- You should meet Carlos.
- Great!
Jeanette, Carlos.
Carlos, Jeanette.
- Hey, what do you say
- we get our dates some lemonade?
- We have some lemonade.
- What do you say, buddy?
We have to switch dates.
- What? Why?
- Jeanette seems really nice.
- Well, if you like her so much,
- then we should switch.
- Good call.
- You always do this.
Like, at restaurants,
you want my meatball sub
when your cheeseburger
is perfectly fine.
- It's one of the things
- you love about me.
- I don't want to switch.
- Carlos, I want a meatball sub.
- I don't get it.
I mean, you're cute
but you're no Bobby sherman.
- So you're a fan
of big time rush.
- Never heard of you.
- Then why'd you
- enter the contest?
- I enter every contest.
- I've won tofu for life,
- a guest spot
- in some guy's music video...
- And now a free trip to L.A.
To visit my sister.
- Okay, wait, so you
- don't want to go on a date
With big time rush?
- Why not?
My sister works till 5:00.
Now, according to this,
it says you're the smart one.
So how about, on our first date,
you do my taxes.
Dig in, honey.
- I want to go to the park
- to meet your sister.
- No.
- I want to go to the park
- to meet your sister.
- No.
Look, you said my sister
was "schmokin' hot,"
- and that upsets me,
- so now we're gonna play
- Big time rush's
- favorite video games.
- No, not meeting
your sister upsets me,
and you're taking me
to the park now,
- 'cause I don't think
- that pop tiger
- Would like to hear
- I had the worst date ever
Wah!
- Hey, it's picture time.
- Wah!
- Yay!
- We're going to the park!
- Yay!
- Okay, in exchange
for switching dates,
I agree to wax
your hockey helmet every day.
- Ooh. Two coats.
- Okay.
And you get dibs
on all genies, leprechauns,
- and wish-granting amulets
- should I find one.
- Ooh, and magic rings.
- Magic rings. Fine.
- And lastly, you have dibs
- on any of my organs
Should you need them.
Anything else?
- Nope. I'm good.
Sign here.
And sign here.
- Now.
Meatball sub!
Hey.
- Funny story.
- There was a mix-up
- with the paperwork.
Turns out, Carlos was supposed
to date Jeanette,
and I was supposed to date you.
Kooky mix-up.
- Um, all right.
- I guess that's okay.
- Great.
- Okay, so, Jeanette,
- what would you like to know
- about big time rush?
- Well, I'd love to know
what kind of products
- you put in your hair,
- 'cause I'm totally obsessed
- With hair
- and hair-care products.
- Wait, what?
- Over here, gang.
- Picture time!
- Say cheese.
- Yes!
See that, Katie?
- You're gonna have to lock me up
- for carrying around these guns.
- Oh, yeah, they will.
Please let me go now.
- It's just for the day,
and he's got to have
a great time
- so we can move up pop tiger's
- cover ladder mega something.
Please.
- Do not leave me
- alone with him.
- Say, Kendall,
- why don't you get this lady
- and I some smoothies?
- Uh.
- And by that I mean,
- I'll tell the pop tiger lady
- our date was awesome.
- Smoothies, it is.
- So, Katie, would you like...
- no.
- With the demutualized
- stock credit, a new ira account,
And extra deductions
on footcare,
your tax return is...
- $2,000?
Oh, logey,
this is the best date ever!
- ♪ 'Cause the world stops
when I put my arms around ya ♪
♪ around ya
oh, whoa ♪
♪ and nothing even matters,
eh ♪
- ♪ it's like one
- for the haters ♪
♪ Two for all of those
who try to shut us down ♪
- ♪ there ain't nothing
- they can do ♪
♪ That can tear us apart,
no ♪
- ♪ this wall we built
together ♪
♪ there ain't no way
of knocking it over ♪
- ♪ getting closer and closer,
baby ♪
- ♪ 'cause the world stops
when I put my arms around ya ♪
♪ around ya,
oh, whoa ♪
- ♪ and nothing even matters,
- eh ♪
- Oh, that was the best date
of my life,
and we still have to hit
Santa Monica pier, rodeo drive,
- the place
- with all the famous footprints,
And my sister's.
But first,
help me off with my boots.
- I would love to,
- but I've got to go
- do something real quick, okay?
Watch out!
Oh.
- What are you doing here?
- You're supposed to be
- on your date.
- I've tried.
- I know we have to climb
- the pop tiger cover,
But I can't take it anymore.
Get me out of this date.
Please. Please.
- Hey.
Where's Bobby?
- Well, first he tried
- to kiss me,
Then I threatened to punch him,
then he tried again,
then I did punch him,
- then I told him to get lost,
- and he did.
- He's gone?
- Hey.
- Where's Bobby?
- Boys are a huge new market
- for pop tiger,
- So we are really excited about
- this playdate with you two.
- Yeah, Bobby.
Yeah, yeah.
Where isn't Bobby?
- You didn't lose him, did you?
- What? No.
No!
But just out of curiosity,
- what would happen if one
- did lose their pop tiger date?
- Oh, well, the magazine
would have to distance itself
- from a public relations scandal
- like that,
- So I guess big time rush
- would be banned
- From pop tiger
- for life.
- Good thing I didn't lose him.
- So where's Bobby?
- He went to get us smoothies.
- But you're holding smoothies.
- He wanted smoother smoothies.
- Oh, well, we will go
- get photos
- Of the other guys
- on their dates.
- Can you and Bobby meet us
- at the pool in 15 minutes?
- 30 minutes? Perfect.
Bobby and I will see you
in one hour.
- Okay.
- Smoother smoothies?
- Yes.
- Hey, I just want
- to make sure
- You dogs
- don't mess up your dates.
- Too late.
- I didn't lose him.
He's just... Misplaced.
- Do you know what pop tiger
- will do
- If they find out
- we've lost a kid?
- Yes, they will ban us
from the magazine.
- They'll ban us
- from the magazine?
That is way worse
than what I thought.
We have got to find that kid.
- First you want Tiffany.
- Now you want Jeanette.
All this switching seems mean.
- Exactly, which is why
- I'm trying to fix the switch
By switching back.
Meatball sub.
Ladies, it seems there's been
a mix-up with the mix-up,
and the mix-up is,
there was no mix-up.
- Seriously?
- So we'll just switch back
- and take you ladies
- To our favorite
- Hollywood hangout
And talk about hair products.
- Oh, that sounds great.
- So, Tiffany,
- you said that you were
- from Newport, right?
- What's it like there?
- It's awesome.
My dad owns a combination
- yacht club, roller-coaster park,
- ski resort.
- Rona, we apologize
for the misunderstanding.
It's just that a typical
pop tiger reader is under 18,
not...
Way over under 18.
- That's okay.
- I understand.
I mean, I guess it was
kind of silly
- entering
- a teen magazine contest.
- I'll just grab a cab
- to my sister's.
- But your typical reader
- should know
What a sweet, handsome,
kind young man lo-gain is.
- We're really sorry about
- how this turned out, Logan.
- Oh, it's all good.
- You did write down
- the part
- About Logan being handsome,
- right?
- Okay, well,
- since we're down a couple,
- We should probably double up
- on photos of Kendall and Bobby.
- Bobby. Bobby.
Bobby. Bobby!
- Bob, come out, you big-time
contest winner, you.
- Or don't!
- Check the cabanas.
- Don't panic.
- There's still plenty of time
- to find him,
- And we just have to find him,
- and...
- There you are.
- Time for that date photo.
Where's Bobby?
- We don't know.
- We don't know because...
Because...
- because he's the best
hide and seek player ever.
- Yeah, that's what we're doing.
- Hide and seek.
- That is the game
- that we're playing,
And it is fun.
- And don't you worry,
- 'cause we're gonna find
- The little funster's
- hiding spot.
- I love it!
- This'll be great
- in next month's spread.
- Get some photos of Kendall
- looking for Bobby.
- Uh, come on!
- This place is so cool.
- Yeah, you know,
- the coffee's great.
You know what's really good?
The meatball sub.
- Well...
We're not hungry.
- So how about you go
- get us some coffees, James?
So are you girls looking forward
to going to the party tonight?
- I'm sorry, just a second.
- Sorry.
Wrong number.
Um, as you were saying?
- Oh, it's gonna be so...
- Well, I was wondering...
- sorry, just one second.
Okay, go on.
- Well, I was wondering...
- paging Carlos Garcia.
Mr. Carlos Garcia, you have
a call from Mr. Schwartz.
- I'm gonna be right back.
I'm gonna go destroy someone.
- Carlos Garcia.
- Carlos Garcia.
- James, it is not fair
- to our dates
- To keep switching
- back and forth.
- I think that we should
- just focus on showing them
- A good time
- before the party tonight.
- Playing hardball, huh?
- What if I get you a monkey?
- No.
- A Butler?
- No.
- A monkey Butler?
- Let me guess...
Both: Another mix-up?
- What are the odds?
- Hey, someone need a taxi?
- Logey, are you driving me
to my sister's?
- Nope, I'm driving you
to the Santa Monica pier,
- rodeo drive, the place
- with the famous handprints,
Then to your sister's.
- But I thought I wasn't
your typical pop tiger reader?
- Rona, there is nothing typical
- about you.
Oh, logey, you sure know
how to treat a lady.
- All right, buckle up.
- He's not in the minivan.
- He's not in the bushes.
- Try the lobby.
Oh, no.
Try the bar.
Bad idea!
So before we hit the party,
this is palm woods park,
where btr plays touch football,
where we hide in trees
when necessary,
and...
Picks flowers
for really cool girls.
- Sorry, I have
- a really embarrassing sneeze.
- That's okay.
I know a lot of guys
who like cute sneezes like that.
In fact, James...
- hey, James.
- Hey, buddy.
- Can I get a word with you?
Now!
- What?
- We were having a moment there.
- No, you're ruining
- these dates.
- Which is why I should
take Jeanette to the party.
- I mean, she sneezes so cute,
- and we belong together.
- I'm not switching anymore.
- James, these dates are not
- about us.
- It's about showing
- these two incredibly nice girls
A great day.
- You know what?
- There was another mix-up
- with the contest.
- I know!
- I was supposed to be
- with Jeanette all along.
Can you believe it?
- No, actually,
- Tiffany and I are both
- Supposed to spend the day
- with Carlos.
- I like this mix-up.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- He's not in James.
- Let's go!
- Keep looking!
- Ah, what a day!
I saw all the sights,
and I got a lovely ride
to my sister's.
- And I can't believe
- you punched out that sailor.
- Hey, he had it coming.
What am I, a loaf of bread?
- So you go check in
- on your sister
- And then we'll head over
- to the party.
- No, I think I'm gonna skip
- the party.
- Skip the party?
Then who am I gonna take
as my date tonight, hmm?
- I have the perfect girl
- for you!
- Muriel, get out here and meet
lo-gain of fast times rush.
My niece.
- She's just like me,
- only not as good-looking.
- Auntie, that's Logan
from big time rush.
- It's pronounced lo-gain.
- Hello, Muriel.
- Hi.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- Whoa!
- You did lose him, didn't you?
- No.
- Really?
- Well, then tell me
- all about your date with Bobby
So that I can report it,
- and then show me Bobby
- so we can go to the party.
- Or you're banned
- from the magazine.
- Well, uh...
We chilled out in the crib,
had a horsey-back ride,
played horseshoes in the park,
and Bobby has incredible guns,
and... oh...
And he wears a harness,
- and just give him a couple
- pillows, and he could...
Live in the swirly slide.
Yes!
- He doesn't look very happy.
- Well, if he'd just apologize
- to my sister
For trying to smooch her...
- he can have one dance
with me at the party.
- Holy schamoley!
I'm sorry, Katie.
I really am.
- And thanks, Kendall,
- for the best date ever.
- Did you write down that part
about him having
the best date ever?
- Okay, well, let's get a photo,
- and then let's get to the party.
- So getting your final pictures
for next month's big-time story?
- Yup, contest winners
Jeanette and Tiffany
have a blast with Carlos.
- Switch!
Switch!
- Logan makes a new friend
from an older contest winner.
- Bobby gets a dance
- with Kendall's sister.
- Back it up.
- Back it up a little bit.
Back it up a little bit.
- Sort of.
- Easy, Bobby. Easy, Bobby.
- And James can't get enough
of pop tiger's buffet.
- Another meatball sub?
- Hit me.
- Yup, this is definitely
- a cover story.
All: Where on the cover?
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪
Make sure the dogs are on time
for our big meeting.
- Here we are!
- And...
All: Right on time!
- Btr on time?
- You guys have never
- done this before.
- Well, it's amazing how much
- you can get done
- When you've sworn off
- dating girls.
- You've sworn off dating girls?
- Well, they just end up moving
- to New Zealand on you.
- And then you're on again,
- off again
Is on again, then off again.
It's exhausting.
- Since I've sworn off
- my fickle dating habits,
My IQ has gone up 20 points.
Go ahead.
Ask me anything.
- Okay, who was the first...
- Alexander Hamilton.
- With the time we save
- by not chasing girls,
We've increased
our hockey playing 79%
and decreased our showering 98%.
All: Whoo!
- Please increase
- your showering.
- Yup, it's official.
Big time rush is never
going on a date again.
- So what's the big news?
- You finally made the cover
of pop tiger magazine!
- With their "win a date
with big time rush" contest.
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Win a date with big time rush.
- Spend a day with the boys
of btr at the famous palm woods.
- And wrap up your date
- with a big-time party
In the very studio
the guys record their hits.
- But, Gustavo,
- we've sworn off dating.
- Mm, yeah.
No, you haven't!
- Guys, guys.
It's a huge first step being
on the cover of pop tiger,
- but now we have to work
- even harder to climb the cover.
All: Climb the whatta?
- There are three
levels of success
on every teen fan-zine.
The entry level,
located at the bottom
of the mag,
- like,
- "win a date with big time rush,"
Or "what's Jordan's big secret?"
- The rising star level,
mid to high on the magazine
with a bigger picture,
currently occupied
by rapper Marcus.
- And finally,
the superstar level,
which dominates the cover,
currently occupied
by teen vampire queen
Aubrey Stewart.
- Another date
gone horribly wrong.
- So we have to wow these dates
and impress the editors
of pop tiger
so that we can climb the cover
and get to the next level.
- But, Gustavo,
- this timing is terrible.
All: We're done with dates.
We're going on a date!
- Dogs, heel.
- Hey, guys, I'm Annie winters,
editor of pop tiger magazine.
- Hello
now, we just want you guys
to be yourselves, have fun,
and make sure that your dates
have the best time ever.
- All: Got it!
- Okay.
Let's meet the winners.
First up is James' date
for today.
Jeanette.
- Hello, Jeanette.
- O-m-g, I can't believe
- I get to spend the whole day
With James diamond.
- You don't spend the day
with James diamond.
You experience it.
- Carlos, your date
for today is Tiffany.
- Tiffany, it is very nice
- to meet you.
- I still can't believe I won.
- Kendall,
you'll be with Bobby.
- Sounds cute.
- Sweet!
- I can't believe I have a date
- with Kendall knight
Of big time rush.
- Yep. Believe it!
- If you read
- this little fella's entry,
- You'd know he is
- the biggest btr fan ever.
- I always
poster-pretend I'm you.
- Ha, all right.
- I'll see you two tonight
- at the party.
Thank you.
He's a hugger.
- And finally, Logan,
your contest winner is rona.
- Where's my date?
Oh, look at him.
He's like a boy-man.
- Okay, let's get a shot
of all of our contest winners
with their big-time dates.
- Stay.
- Holy schamoley.
Is that the big time rush
awesome swirly slide?
- Yep. Want to go down it?
- Whoo-hoo!
Wowza!
I could live in that thing.
I'm serious.
Throw a couple pillows
up in here, and I'm good.
- Cool, so what else
- do you want to...
- horsey-back ride!
- Hey, if mom asks,
I'm in the park.
- 'Kay.
- Whoa.
Who was that?
- My sister Katie.
- Dude, hook me up.
- No.
- You won a date with me,
- not my sister.
- And now I want
- to date your sister.
She's schmokin' hot!
- Wha...
- Let's go.
- No. No. We're not going.
- I want to meet your sister!
- We're not going to.
- Heel. Heel!
- So what's your favorite
btr song?
- I know, right?
- Hey, a big-time fan like you
- shouldn't be tied down
- to one member of the band.
- You should meet Carlos.
- Great!
Jeanette, Carlos.
Carlos, Jeanette.
- Hey, what do you say
- we get our dates some lemonade?
- We have some lemonade.
- What do you say, buddy?
We have to switch dates.
- What? Why?
- Jeanette seems really nice.
- Well, if you like her so much,
- then we should switch.
- Good call.
- You always do this.
Like, at restaurants,
you want my meatball sub
when your cheeseburger
is perfectly fine.
- It's one of the things
- you love about me.
- I don't want to switch.
- Carlos, I want a meatball sub.
- I don't get it.
I mean, you're cute
but you're no Bobby sherman.
- So you're a fan
of big time rush.
- Never heard of you.
- Then why'd you
- enter the contest?
- I enter every contest.
- I've won tofu for life,
- a guest spot
- in some guy's music video...
- And now a free trip to L.A.
To visit my sister.
- Okay, wait, so you
- don't want to go on a date
With big time rush?
- Why not?
My sister works till 5:00.
Now, according to this,
it says you're the smart one.
So how about, on our first date,
you do my taxes.
Dig in, honey.
- I want to go to the park
- to meet your sister.
- No.
- I want to go to the park
- to meet your sister.
- No.
Look, you said my sister
was "schmokin' hot,"
- and that upsets me,
- so now we're gonna play
- Big time rush's
- favorite video games.
- No, not meeting
your sister upsets me,
and you're taking me
to the park now,
- 'cause I don't think
- that pop tiger
- Would like to hear
- I had the worst date ever
Wah!
- Hey, it's picture time.
- Wah!
- Yay!
- We're going to the park!
- Yay!
- Okay, in exchange
for switching dates,
I agree to wax
your hockey helmet every day.
- Ooh. Two coats.
- Okay.
And you get dibs
on all genies, leprechauns,
- and wish-granting amulets
- should I find one.
- Ooh, and magic rings.
- Magic rings. Fine.
- And lastly, you have dibs
- on any of my organs
Should you need them.
Anything else?
- Nope. I'm good.
Sign here.
And sign here.
- Now.
Meatball sub!
Hey.
- Funny story.
- There was a mix-up
- with the paperwork.
Turns out, Carlos was supposed
to date Jeanette,
and I was supposed to date you.
Kooky mix-up.
- Um, all right.
- I guess that's okay.
- Great.
- Okay, so, Jeanette,
- what would you like to know
- about big time rush?
- Well, I'd love to know
what kind of products
- you put in your hair,
- 'cause I'm totally obsessed
- With hair
- and hair-care products.
- Wait, what?
- Over here, gang.
- Picture time!
- Say cheese.
- Yes!
See that, Katie?
- You're gonna have to lock me up
- for carrying around these guns.
- Oh, yeah, they will.
Please let me go now.
- It's just for the day,
and he's got to have
a great time
- so we can move up pop tiger's
- cover ladder mega something.
Please.
- Do not leave me
- alone with him.
- Say, Kendall,
- why don't you get this lady
- and I some smoothies?
- Uh.
- And by that I mean,
- I'll tell the pop tiger lady
- our date was awesome.
- Smoothies, it is.
- So, Katie, would you like...
- no.
- With the demutualized
- stock credit, a new ira account,
And extra deductions
on footcare,
your tax return is...
- $2,000?
Oh, logey,
this is the best date ever!
- ♪ 'Cause the world stops
when I put my arms around ya ♪
♪ around ya
oh, whoa ♪
♪ and nothing even matters,
eh ♪
- ♪ it's like one
- for the haters ♪
♪ Two for all of those
who try to shut us down ♪
- ♪ there ain't nothing
- they can do ♪
♪ That can tear us apart,
no ♪
- ♪ this wall we built
together ♪
♪ there ain't no way
of knocking it over ♪
- ♪ getting closer and closer,
baby ♪
- ♪ 'cause the world stops
when I put my arms around ya ♪
♪ around ya,
oh, whoa ♪
- ♪ and nothing even matters,
- eh ♪
- Oh, that was the best date
of my life,
and we still have to hit
Santa Monica pier, rodeo drive,
- the place
- with all the famous footprints,
And my sister's.
But first,
help me off with my boots.
- I would love to,
- but I've got to go
- do something real quick, okay?
Watch out!
Oh.
- What are you doing here?
- You're supposed to be
- on your date.
- I've tried.
- I know we have to climb
- the pop tiger cover,
But I can't take it anymore.
Get me out of this date.
Please. Please.
- Hey.
Where's Bobby?
- Well, first he tried
- to kiss me,
Then I threatened to punch him,
then he tried again,
then I did punch him,
- then I told him to get lost,
- and he did.
- He's gone?
- Hey.
- Where's Bobby?
- Boys are a huge new market
- for pop tiger,
- So we are really excited about
- this playdate with you two.
- Yeah, Bobby.
Yeah, yeah.
Where isn't Bobby?
- You didn't lose him, did you?
- What? No.
No!
But just out of curiosity,
- what would happen if one
- did lose their pop tiger date?
- Oh, well, the magazine
would have to distance itself
- from a public relations scandal
- like that,
- So I guess big time rush
- would be banned
- From pop tiger
- for life.
- Good thing I didn't lose him.
- So where's Bobby?
- He went to get us smoothies.
- But you're holding smoothies.
- He wanted smoother smoothies.
- Oh, well, we will go
- get photos
- Of the other guys
- on their dates.
- Can you and Bobby meet us
- at the pool in 15 minutes?
- 30 minutes? Perfect.
Bobby and I will see you
in one hour.
- Okay.
- Smoother smoothies?
- Yes.
- Hey, I just want
- to make sure
- You dogs
- don't mess up your dates.
- Too late.
- I didn't lose him.
He's just... Misplaced.
- Do you know what pop tiger
- will do
- If they find out
- we've lost a kid?
- Yes, they will ban us
from the magazine.
- They'll ban us
- from the magazine?
That is way worse
than what I thought.
We have got to find that kid.
- First you want Tiffany.
- Now you want Jeanette.
All this switching seems mean.
- Exactly, which is why
- I'm trying to fix the switch
By switching back.
Meatball sub.
Ladies, it seems there's been
a mix-up with the mix-up,
and the mix-up is,
there was no mix-up.
- Seriously?
- So we'll just switch back
- and take you ladies
- To our favorite
- Hollywood hangout
And talk about hair products.
- Oh, that sounds great.
- So, Tiffany,
- you said that you were
- from Newport, right?
- What's it like there?
- It's awesome.
My dad owns a combination
- yacht club, roller-coaster park,
- ski resort.
- Rona, we apologize
for the misunderstanding.
It's just that a typical
pop tiger reader is under 18,
not...
Way over under 18.
- That's okay.
- I understand.
I mean, I guess it was
kind of silly
- entering
- a teen magazine contest.
- I'll just grab a cab
- to my sister's.
- But your typical reader
- should know
What a sweet, handsome,
kind young man lo-gain is.
- We're really sorry about
- how this turned out, Logan.
- Oh, it's all good.
- You did write down
- the part
- About Logan being handsome,
- right?
- Okay, well,
- since we're down a couple,
- We should probably double up
- on photos of Kendall and Bobby.
- Bobby. Bobby.
Bobby. Bobby!
- Bob, come out, you big-time
contest winner, you.
- Or don't!
- Check the cabanas.
- Don't panic.
- There's still plenty of time
- to find him,
- And we just have to find him,
- and...
- There you are.
- Time for that date photo.
Where's Bobby?
- We don't know.
- We don't know because...
Because...
- because he's the best
hide and seek player ever.
- Yeah, that's what we're doing.
- Hide and seek.
- That is the game
- that we're playing,
And it is fun.
- And don't you worry,
- 'cause we're gonna find
- The little funster's
- hiding spot.
- I love it!
- This'll be great
- in next month's spread.
- Get some photos of Kendall
- looking for Bobby.
- Uh, come on!
- This place is so cool.
- Yeah, you know,
- the coffee's great.
You know what's really good?
The meatball sub.
- Well...
We're not hungry.
- So how about you go
- get us some coffees, James?
So are you girls looking forward
to going to the party tonight?
- I'm sorry, just a second.
- Sorry.
Wrong number.
Um, as you were saying?
- Oh, it's gonna be so...
- Well, I was wondering...
- sorry, just one second.
Okay, go on.
- Well, I was wondering...
- paging Carlos Garcia.
Mr. Carlos Garcia, you have
a call from Mr. Schwartz.
- I'm gonna be right back.
I'm gonna go destroy someone.
- Carlos Garcia.
- Carlos Garcia.
- James, it is not fair
- to our dates
- To keep switching
- back and forth.
- I think that we should
- just focus on showing them
- A good time
- before the party tonight.
- Playing hardball, huh?
- What if I get you a monkey?
- No.
- A Butler?
- No.
- A monkey Butler?
- Let me guess...
Both: Another mix-up?
- What are the odds?
- Hey, someone need a taxi?
- Logey, are you driving me
to my sister's?
- Nope, I'm driving you
to the Santa Monica pier,
- rodeo drive, the place
- with the famous handprints,
Then to your sister's.
- But I thought I wasn't
your typical pop tiger reader?
- Rona, there is nothing typical
- about you.
Oh, logey, you sure know
how to treat a lady.
- All right, buckle up.
- He's not in the minivan.
- He's not in the bushes.
- Try the lobby.
Oh, no.
Try the bar.
Bad idea!
So before we hit the party,
this is palm woods park,
where btr plays touch football,
where we hide in trees
when necessary,
and...
Picks flowers
for really cool girls.
- Sorry, I have
- a really embarrassing sneeze.
- That's okay.
I know a lot of guys
who like cute sneezes like that.
In fact, James...
- hey, James.
- Hey, buddy.
- Can I get a word with you?
Now!
- What?
- We were having a moment there.
- No, you're ruining
- these dates.
- Which is why I should
take Jeanette to the party.
- I mean, she sneezes so cute,
- and we belong together.
- I'm not switching anymore.
- James, these dates are not
- about us.
- It's about showing
- these two incredibly nice girls
A great day.
- You know what?
- There was another mix-up
- with the contest.
- I know!
- I was supposed to be
- with Jeanette all along.
Can you believe it?
- No, actually,
- Tiffany and I are both
- Supposed to spend the day
- with Carlos.
- I like this mix-up.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- He's not in James.
- Let's go!
- Keep looking!
- Ah, what a day!
I saw all the sights,
and I got a lovely ride
to my sister's.
- And I can't believe
- you punched out that sailor.
- Hey, he had it coming.
What am I, a loaf of bread?
- So you go check in
- on your sister
- And then we'll head over
- to the party.
- No, I think I'm gonna skip
- the party.
- Skip the party?
Then who am I gonna take
as my date tonight, hmm?
- I have the perfect girl
- for you!
- Muriel, get out here and meet
lo-gain of fast times rush.
My niece.
- She's just like me,
- only not as good-looking.
- Auntie, that's Logan
from big time rush.
- It's pronounced lo-gain.
- Hello, Muriel.
- Hi.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- Bobby. Bobby.
- Whoa!
- You did lose him, didn't you?
- No.
- Really?
- Well, then tell me
- all about your date with Bobby
So that I can report it,
- and then show me Bobby
- so we can go to the party.
- Or you're banned
- from the magazine.
- Well, uh...
We chilled out in the crib,
had a horsey-back ride,
played horseshoes in the park,
and Bobby has incredible guns,
and... oh...
And he wears a harness,
- and just give him a couple
- pillows, and he could...
Live in the swirly slide.
Yes!
- He doesn't look very happy.
- Well, if he'd just apologize
- to my sister
For trying to smooch her...
- he can have one dance
with me at the party.
- Holy schamoley!
I'm sorry, Katie.
I really am.
- And thanks, Kendall,
- for the best date ever.
- Did you write down that part
about him having
the best date ever?
- Okay, well, let's get a photo,
- and then let's get to the party.
- So getting your final pictures
for next month's big-time story?
- Yup, contest winners
Jeanette and Tiffany
have a blast with Carlos.
- Switch!
Switch!
- Logan makes a new friend
from an older contest winner.
- Bobby gets a dance
- with Kendall's sister.
- Back it up.
- Back it up a little bit.
Back it up a little bit.
- Sort of.
- Easy, Bobby. Easy, Bobby.
- And James can't get enough
of pop tiger's buffet.
- Another meatball sub?
- Hit me.
- Yup, this is definitely
- a cover story.
All: Where on the cover?
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪