Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 23 - Big Time Rocker - full transcript
Lucy, an 18-year-old rocker chick, moves into the Palm Woods and immediately blows the BTR guys away by how cool she is. Carlos and James are desperate to date Lucy, while Kendall tries to prove that BTR can rock too.
[menacing rock music]
♪ ♪
Stone.
Okay, here's your room key.
[yelps]
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count,
play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back,
don't hesitate ♪
♪ when you go big time ♪
♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪
♪ never quit
and make it real ♪
♪ when you roll big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
[yelling and clamoring]
Thanks, katie!
Tell me who she is!
What's her name?
That is confidential resident
manager information
That I cannot divulge.
Money!
Money!
He wants money!
I've got money.
$4.65 and a half stick of gum?
It's all we have.
Fine, you're gonna get
the light version.
Name: Lucy stone.
Reason in l.A.:
To become a rock star.
All: Ooh.
She's 18 years old,
and she lives alone.
All: She has her own place?
All: She's mine!
[squabbling]
Okay!
You called nothing,
and you are out.
Fine.
I just lost a girlfriend
to new zealand,
And I don't need
a new one any time soon.
[crowd gasps]
Yo, camille,
congratulations on--
Thud!
Did you hear she just landed
a part in that new movie,
Spy high?
Okay, the new girl
is all yours.
I'm out.
And you: No talky talky
to the new girl.
What are you guys gonna do,
both date her.
No, that would be weird.
That would be weird, right?
It would.
So that's why
we're gonna let her decide.
Well, guess
it's just you and me.
No, it's just you.
'cause I have to put
this embarrassment of riches
In the house safe.
Okay.
Pool it is.
Camille?
Where are you,
mysteriously appealing camille?
[gasps]
Well, hello,
and congrats on the new role.
Shh!
I know not of zis camille.
I am special agent mila stark.
And right now, el presidente
is massing forces,
And the rebels need my help.
Oh.
But if I don't make it back...
Remember me.
Which way did she go?
She told me if I said
anything, she'd have to kill me.
[giggles]
Hey.
What's the matter,
can't talk to me?
Why not?
Hello there.
It's lucy, isn't it?
Welcome to the palmwoods.
We are two eligible bachelors,
Ready and willing
to be eligible.
And know that you can--
and are encouraged to--
Choose one of us
as your new boyfriend.
Let me save you some time.
Eeny meeny miny no.
Was that a "no" to me
or a "no" to him?
Ahem, perhaps you don't know
who we are.
You're big time rush.
You're on rocque records.
You have one album out,
and your music is...
Cute.
She said we're cute!
No, she said our music
is cute.
It is cute.
It's catchy and danceable,
but just doesn't rock.
We rock.
Um, no talky to girl, 'member?
In fact, we're working
on a new album right now
Which totally rocks.
We rock!
Tell you what.
You go to your studio,
Bring me back
some of your new tracks,
And we'll see if they rock.
Which they won't.
Remember:
No talky to girl.
As for you two,
I'm not looking
for a boyfriend right now,
But I could use some help
moving in.
Yeah, we could totally--
[muffled sputtering]
What--what are you doing?
What are you doing?
She was about to invite us in.
As friends.
And we want to stay out
of the friend zone.
Right.
What's the friend zone?
The friend zone
is a dark, cool place
Filled with ex-boyfriend talks,
rides to the airport,
And helping her move.
I don't like the friend zone.
Hey, so there's this new girl
at the palmwoods
Who said that big time rush
does not rock,
And I say we do rock,
So I need the new tracks
to prove it.
First of all,
my name is gustavo rocque,
Not gustavo "doesn't rock."
Well, according
to every music magazine,
Btr is a pop dance group.
So in a way,
she's kind of right.
Together:
Well, they're wrong too!
And I will prove it
by playing you a sampling
Of my new rockin' track,
pair of eyes.
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ then I see you pass me by ♪
♪ with your pair of eyes ♪
♪ your pair of eyes ♪
That doesn't rock!
Not even close.
We totally rock, okay?
Oh, hey, logan.
What's up?
Oh, uh...
Hi, camille.
You're, uh, normal,
and not all dangerous.
What happened?
Oh, I was just rehearsing
lines from that script.
But I got it down now.
Oh, are you sure
you don't need to, you know,
Rehearse more with that wig
and that accent and the wig?
I guess I could for
a little while longer.
No!
You've got to become
this character.
You've got to envelop yourself
in this role with the wig
And become mila.
You know what?
You're right.
If I want to succeed,
I have to really throw myself
into this character.
And don't forget the boots.
Dahling, we must seize ze
funds from el presidente's safe
And get zem to ze rebels
if ze revolution is to succeed.
Gotta help them rebels.
[grunts]
[sighs]
Whew.
Thanks, katie.
Now to avoid the friend zone,
We need to make it clear
That our intentions
are to date her,
Not to help her move in.
But remember: This is
not a battle between us,
But a decision for her to make.
It'll be the hardest decision
she'll ever have to make.
Good luck, my friend.
Lucy!
Do you prefer flowers...
Or chocolate?
I'm allergic to flowers,
And I don't like chocolate.
[vapid club dance music]
[grunting]
Do you like a guy
who works out all day...
Or one that dances all night?
No, thank you.
Hey, we are help
with the plumbing?
We're handymen
good for dating!
What part of this
did you think I'd go for?
We don't know.
We are getting desperate.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, operation turn
pair of eyes
Into a rockin's song
is underway.
We record it, then I show the
new rocker gir--and the world--
That big time rush rocks.
Okay, guys,
I think you're overreacting.
Also, I don't know how
to play the guitar.
Guess what.
Don't need to.
'cause all you got to do
is turn it up!
[amplifier humming]
One, two, three!
Rock!
[glass shattering]
[screaming]
[sirens and alarms wailing]
Too much rock!
Fine!
I'll prove that we rock
the old-fashioned way.
No, kendall!
Too much rock!
Too much rock!
Hey.
Did you come here
to not talk to me some more?
I came here to show you
that we rock.
[tentative garage rock music]
♪ ♪
Nice chord progression,
And very cute amp.
Cute?
That rocked.
Try an "e-b-c-g"
[distorted, burly guitar solo]
♪ ♪
That rocked.
Aw, you look sad?
That's better.
Ze palace is swarming
with guards.
Uh-huh.
Then what?
I need a lookout.
Can I trust you?
Trust me?
You can kiss me.
In case you don't come back.
I got it.
Got what?
Ze money.
What money?
El presidente's,
all $10,000 of it.
And half a stick of gum.
Wait, what did you do?
[alarm ringing]
Help! Help!
The palmwoods has been robbed!
[alarm whooping]
Did you see anything, anyone?
And a daring burglary
yesterday at the palmwoods
Has residents on edge.
This security footage shows
A mystery woman making off with
the contents of the house safe.
Police are wondering
if this was an inside job
And if the thief
had an accomplice.
Okay, that news footage
is so going on my reel.
What were you thinking?
You told me to stay
in character.
I didn't tell you
to steal $10,000
Out of bitters' safe.
Now the cops are gonna be
after us.
Yes, well,
that's what mila does.
And frankly,
I'm starting to think
You like mila
more than you like me.
What?
No, that'd be weird.
[nervously chuckles]
Be weird, right?
Yes!
And anyway,
if we just return the money,
It'll be like we never stole it,
right?
Right!
Okay, let's move out!
L.A.P.D.
[shrieks]
We got to hide!
Yeah!
Window!
Back window!
What if she's right?
What if they're all right?
No, no, no.
They can't all be right.
Right?
Btr rocks,
and I have the proof.
Because last night I changed
pair if eyes
Into a far more rockin' song.
Check it!
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ then I see you pass me by ♪
♪ with your rockin' eyes ♪
♪ your rockin' eyes ♪
You just changed
"pair" to "rockin'."
I know.
And it still doesn't rock.
I know!
What if we tried "e-b-c-g"?
[crunchy rock guitar]
♪ ♪
Get the band here,
and get them in the studio
Because btr is gonna rock!
Yes!
Sorry, no room for the bear.
But I'm curious.
What's in the envelope?
Two tickets...
To paradise.
Look, guys,
you're both really cute--
Diggin' us alert!
But I just got out
Of a really messy relationship--
Friend zone alert!
Closing the door alert.
It's clear
what's going on here.
She's in love with both of us
but can't decide.
Yup!
That's it!
We have to split up
And give her
some one-on-one time.
Split up alert!
[police radio chatter]
Okay, we need a plan.
We can't live
in a dumpster forever.
Hey!
I worked really hard
to make this dumpster nice.
Yeah, and it's very nice,
But the palmwoods
is crawling with cops.
How about we take
this stolen money,
Buy passage to peru,
And start a new life
raising alpacas?
Okay, look.
I never thought I'd say this,
but I need mila back.
As crazy as she was,
she was good at stealing.
Maybe she's good at unstealing.
Let us do zis.
Wait, no kiss?
Aww.
You brought your mommy and daddy
here to tell me you rock.
No.
We brought
our totally rocking new song
That rocks to tell you
we rock.
Yeah!
That song which is called
pair of eyes.
Cute title.
Cute?
What do you mean, cute?
See?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's just not a rockin' title.
Well, where's your rockin' cd
with all your rockin' titles,
Miss rock expert?
Yeah!
Teenage anarchy.
Eat my dog?
Cut it off and--
[gasping]
Yeah.
That last one shocks
a lot of people.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a date with your friends
by the pool.
[sighs]
[screams]
Why does everybody
keep getting paralyzed?
Paralyzed!
It's not pair of eyes.
It's paralyzed.
Now, that is a rockin' title.
To the studio!
I think you make it to start.
Got here as soon as I could.
James, I just want you to know
I can't resist you anymore.
And I choose you
To be my new boyfriend.
Great.
No.
I don't kiss
on the first date.
But meet me at my apartment
in one hour for a second date.
Can I bring anything?
Light bulbs.
So I can see your pretty face.
Carlos.
Yes?
I choose you
to be my new boyfriend.
Yes!
Do we kiss now?
Not here.
In one hour at my apartment.
Can I bring something?
Extension cords.
Oh!
Why are you dressed like a cop
and I'm dressed like mila?
Because mila
has many disguises
And a perfect plan.
I got him, boys.
What?
He was hiding out
in a dumpster.
Wait, what?
Quiet, punk.
Johnson, catch.
I'm stevens.
Who're you?
Special agent stark.
We been tracking this punk
cross three states
For robbery, money laundering,
and crimes against fashion.
He does not look good.
Look, she is nuts!
You can't take me to jail.
Pipe down, punk!
I'm gonna take him
in for bookin',
Unless one of you
wants the honor.
Nah, looks like you got it
all under control, agent stark.
Hey, wait a minute.
There was half a stick of gum
in here.
Whoo-hoo!
Yes, we did it!
That was awesome.
All in a day's verk.
Dangerous work...
That you might
not come back from.
I'm not kissing you anymore.
Darn it!
One last kiss!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Meeting my new girlfriend.
No, she's my new girlfriend.
Hi, guys.
You can't date both of us
at the same time.
Yes, I can.
Uh, no.
We agreed that's weird.
We agree that's weird, right?
Yes!
Are you saying
you're breaking up with me?
Together:
Yes.
Well, I hope
we can still be friends.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess we can be friends.
Great.
Friend zone it is.
Together:
Huh?
Bye, guys
Oh, what?
What's with the plant?
It's a housewarming gift.
And I just wanted to tell you
that big time rush
Will be performing our
new rockin' song, paralyzed,
On the news tomorrow
at 8:00 a.M.
You might want to check it out.
Are you singing the tracks
on their news stage?
Oh, no, we're gonna be
on the news
For the whole world to see.
Oh, she got us again!
Friend zone--what?
♪ you walked into the room ♪
♪ on a Friday afternoon ♪
♪ it's when I saw you
for the first time ♪
♪ and I was paralyzed ♪
♪ time stopped ticking ♪
♪ my hands keep shaking ♪
♪ and you don't even know that ♪
♪ I try to speak ♪
♪ but girl you got me
tongue-tied ♪
♪ I try to breathe ♪
♪ but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside ♪
♪ I try to move
but I'm stuck in my shoes ♪
And in financial news
this morning,
The markets rallied with some
pop performers--
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ but all you do
is pass me by ♪
♪ can't even talk ♪
♪ 'cause words don't come
into my mind ♪
♪ I try to move ♪
♪ but I'm stuck in my shoes ♪
♪ you got me paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ as the years go by ♪
Right now we're gonna go live
to downtown
Where apparently there is a band
rocking out on a truck
And blocking traffic.
♪ if I get the chance ♪
♪ I hope I won't be paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed by you ♪
♪ I try to speak ♪
The name of the band
is big time rush,
And police are now arriving
on the scene.
♪ but I'm f-f-frozen inside ♪
♪ I try to move ♪
♪ but I'm stuck in my shoes ♪
♪ you got me paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ but all you do
is pass me by ♪
♪ can't even talk ♪
♪ 'cause words don't come
into my mind ♪
♪ I'd make a move
if I had the guts to ♪
♪ but I'm paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ you got me tongue-tied ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ now I'm frozen inside ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ you got me paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
[cheers and applause]
And finally, tonight,
No charges will be filed against
the band big time rush
For their impromptu downtown
concert this morning
Because, according
to police chief stevens,
"everyone had a good time,
And btr rocks."
[cheering]
The cops were right.
Btr rocks.
Thank you.
And thank you two
for helping me move.
My place looks great now.
Together:
Friend zone.
Yay!
Hey, it is gonna be cool
Having a friend
with their own place.
It is a little snug
in here though.
Very snug.
Yeah.
Let's go hang out
by the pool.
All: Yeah!
-- Sync by Rafael UPD --
♪ ♪
Stone.
Okay, here's your room key.
[yelps]
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count,
play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back,
don't hesitate ♪
♪ when you go big time ♪
♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪
♪ never quit
and make it real ♪
♪ when you roll big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
[yelling and clamoring]
Thanks, katie!
Tell me who she is!
What's her name?
That is confidential resident
manager information
That I cannot divulge.
Money!
Money!
He wants money!
I've got money.
$4.65 and a half stick of gum?
It's all we have.
Fine, you're gonna get
the light version.
Name: Lucy stone.
Reason in l.A.:
To become a rock star.
All: Ooh.
She's 18 years old,
and she lives alone.
All: She has her own place?
All: She's mine!
[squabbling]
Okay!
You called nothing,
and you are out.
Fine.
I just lost a girlfriend
to new zealand,
And I don't need
a new one any time soon.
[crowd gasps]
Yo, camille,
congratulations on--
Thud!
Did you hear she just landed
a part in that new movie,
Spy high?
Okay, the new girl
is all yours.
I'm out.
And you: No talky talky
to the new girl.
What are you guys gonna do,
both date her.
No, that would be weird.
That would be weird, right?
It would.
So that's why
we're gonna let her decide.
Well, guess
it's just you and me.
No, it's just you.
'cause I have to put
this embarrassment of riches
In the house safe.
Okay.
Pool it is.
Camille?
Where are you,
mysteriously appealing camille?
[gasps]
Well, hello,
and congrats on the new role.
Shh!
I know not of zis camille.
I am special agent mila stark.
And right now, el presidente
is massing forces,
And the rebels need my help.
Oh.
But if I don't make it back...
Remember me.
Which way did she go?
She told me if I said
anything, she'd have to kill me.
[giggles]
Hey.
What's the matter,
can't talk to me?
Why not?
Hello there.
It's lucy, isn't it?
Welcome to the palmwoods.
We are two eligible bachelors,
Ready and willing
to be eligible.
And know that you can--
and are encouraged to--
Choose one of us
as your new boyfriend.
Let me save you some time.
Eeny meeny miny no.
Was that a "no" to me
or a "no" to him?
Ahem, perhaps you don't know
who we are.
You're big time rush.
You're on rocque records.
You have one album out,
and your music is...
Cute.
She said we're cute!
No, she said our music
is cute.
It is cute.
It's catchy and danceable,
but just doesn't rock.
We rock.
Um, no talky to girl, 'member?
In fact, we're working
on a new album right now
Which totally rocks.
We rock!
Tell you what.
You go to your studio,
Bring me back
some of your new tracks,
And we'll see if they rock.
Which they won't.
Remember:
No talky to girl.
As for you two,
I'm not looking
for a boyfriend right now,
But I could use some help
moving in.
Yeah, we could totally--
[muffled sputtering]
What--what are you doing?
What are you doing?
She was about to invite us in.
As friends.
And we want to stay out
of the friend zone.
Right.
What's the friend zone?
The friend zone
is a dark, cool place
Filled with ex-boyfriend talks,
rides to the airport,
And helping her move.
I don't like the friend zone.
Hey, so there's this new girl
at the palmwoods
Who said that big time rush
does not rock,
And I say we do rock,
So I need the new tracks
to prove it.
First of all,
my name is gustavo rocque,
Not gustavo "doesn't rock."
Well, according
to every music magazine,
Btr is a pop dance group.
So in a way,
she's kind of right.
Together:
Well, they're wrong too!
And I will prove it
by playing you a sampling
Of my new rockin' track,
pair of eyes.
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ then I see you pass me by ♪
♪ with your pair of eyes ♪
♪ your pair of eyes ♪
That doesn't rock!
Not even close.
We totally rock, okay?
Oh, hey, logan.
What's up?
Oh, uh...
Hi, camille.
You're, uh, normal,
and not all dangerous.
What happened?
Oh, I was just rehearsing
lines from that script.
But I got it down now.
Oh, are you sure
you don't need to, you know,
Rehearse more with that wig
and that accent and the wig?
I guess I could for
a little while longer.
No!
You've got to become
this character.
You've got to envelop yourself
in this role with the wig
And become mila.
You know what?
You're right.
If I want to succeed,
I have to really throw myself
into this character.
And don't forget the boots.
Dahling, we must seize ze
funds from el presidente's safe
And get zem to ze rebels
if ze revolution is to succeed.
Gotta help them rebels.
[grunts]
[sighs]
Whew.
Thanks, katie.
Now to avoid the friend zone,
We need to make it clear
That our intentions
are to date her,
Not to help her move in.
But remember: This is
not a battle between us,
But a decision for her to make.
It'll be the hardest decision
she'll ever have to make.
Good luck, my friend.
Lucy!
Do you prefer flowers...
Or chocolate?
I'm allergic to flowers,
And I don't like chocolate.
[vapid club dance music]
[grunting]
Do you like a guy
who works out all day...
Or one that dances all night?
No, thank you.
Hey, we are help
with the plumbing?
We're handymen
good for dating!
What part of this
did you think I'd go for?
We don't know.
We are getting desperate.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, operation turn
pair of eyes
Into a rockin's song
is underway.
We record it, then I show the
new rocker gir--and the world--
That big time rush rocks.
Okay, guys,
I think you're overreacting.
Also, I don't know how
to play the guitar.
Guess what.
Don't need to.
'cause all you got to do
is turn it up!
[amplifier humming]
One, two, three!
Rock!
[glass shattering]
[screaming]
[sirens and alarms wailing]
Too much rock!
Fine!
I'll prove that we rock
the old-fashioned way.
No, kendall!
Too much rock!
Too much rock!
Hey.
Did you come here
to not talk to me some more?
I came here to show you
that we rock.
[tentative garage rock music]
♪ ♪
Nice chord progression,
And very cute amp.
Cute?
That rocked.
Try an "e-b-c-g"
[distorted, burly guitar solo]
♪ ♪
That rocked.
Aw, you look sad?
That's better.
Ze palace is swarming
with guards.
Uh-huh.
Then what?
I need a lookout.
Can I trust you?
Trust me?
You can kiss me.
In case you don't come back.
I got it.
Got what?
Ze money.
What money?
El presidente's,
all $10,000 of it.
And half a stick of gum.
Wait, what did you do?
[alarm ringing]
Help! Help!
The palmwoods has been robbed!
[alarm whooping]
Did you see anything, anyone?
And a daring burglary
yesterday at the palmwoods
Has residents on edge.
This security footage shows
A mystery woman making off with
the contents of the house safe.
Police are wondering
if this was an inside job
And if the thief
had an accomplice.
Okay, that news footage
is so going on my reel.
What were you thinking?
You told me to stay
in character.
I didn't tell you
to steal $10,000
Out of bitters' safe.
Now the cops are gonna be
after us.
Yes, well,
that's what mila does.
And frankly,
I'm starting to think
You like mila
more than you like me.
What?
No, that'd be weird.
[nervously chuckles]
Be weird, right?
Yes!
And anyway,
if we just return the money,
It'll be like we never stole it,
right?
Right!
Okay, let's move out!
L.A.P.D.
[shrieks]
We got to hide!
Yeah!
Window!
Back window!
What if she's right?
What if they're all right?
No, no, no.
They can't all be right.
Right?
Btr rocks,
and I have the proof.
Because last night I changed
pair if eyes
Into a far more rockin' song.
Check it!
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ then I see you pass me by ♪
♪ with your rockin' eyes ♪
♪ your rockin' eyes ♪
You just changed
"pair" to "rockin'."
I know.
And it still doesn't rock.
I know!
What if we tried "e-b-c-g"?
[crunchy rock guitar]
♪ ♪
Get the band here,
and get them in the studio
Because btr is gonna rock!
Yes!
Sorry, no room for the bear.
But I'm curious.
What's in the envelope?
Two tickets...
To paradise.
Look, guys,
you're both really cute--
Diggin' us alert!
But I just got out
Of a really messy relationship--
Friend zone alert!
Closing the door alert.
It's clear
what's going on here.
She's in love with both of us
but can't decide.
Yup!
That's it!
We have to split up
And give her
some one-on-one time.
Split up alert!
[police radio chatter]
Okay, we need a plan.
We can't live
in a dumpster forever.
Hey!
I worked really hard
to make this dumpster nice.
Yeah, and it's very nice,
But the palmwoods
is crawling with cops.
How about we take
this stolen money,
Buy passage to peru,
And start a new life
raising alpacas?
Okay, look.
I never thought I'd say this,
but I need mila back.
As crazy as she was,
she was good at stealing.
Maybe she's good at unstealing.
Let us do zis.
Wait, no kiss?
Aww.
You brought your mommy and daddy
here to tell me you rock.
No.
We brought
our totally rocking new song
That rocks to tell you
we rock.
Yeah!
That song which is called
pair of eyes.
Cute title.
Cute?
What do you mean, cute?
See?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's just not a rockin' title.
Well, where's your rockin' cd
with all your rockin' titles,
Miss rock expert?
Yeah!
Teenage anarchy.
Eat my dog?
Cut it off and--
[gasping]
Yeah.
That last one shocks
a lot of people.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a date with your friends
by the pool.
[sighs]
[screams]
Why does everybody
keep getting paralyzed?
Paralyzed!
It's not pair of eyes.
It's paralyzed.
Now, that is a rockin' title.
To the studio!
I think you make it to start.
Got here as soon as I could.
James, I just want you to know
I can't resist you anymore.
And I choose you
To be my new boyfriend.
Great.
No.
I don't kiss
on the first date.
But meet me at my apartment
in one hour for a second date.
Can I bring anything?
Light bulbs.
So I can see your pretty face.
Carlos.
Yes?
I choose you
to be my new boyfriend.
Yes!
Do we kiss now?
Not here.
In one hour at my apartment.
Can I bring something?
Extension cords.
Oh!
Why are you dressed like a cop
and I'm dressed like mila?
Because mila
has many disguises
And a perfect plan.
I got him, boys.
What?
He was hiding out
in a dumpster.
Wait, what?
Quiet, punk.
Johnson, catch.
I'm stevens.
Who're you?
Special agent stark.
We been tracking this punk
cross three states
For robbery, money laundering,
and crimes against fashion.
He does not look good.
Look, she is nuts!
You can't take me to jail.
Pipe down, punk!
I'm gonna take him
in for bookin',
Unless one of you
wants the honor.
Nah, looks like you got it
all under control, agent stark.
Hey, wait a minute.
There was half a stick of gum
in here.
Whoo-hoo!
Yes, we did it!
That was awesome.
All in a day's verk.
Dangerous work...
That you might
not come back from.
I'm not kissing you anymore.
Darn it!
One last kiss!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Meeting my new girlfriend.
No, she's my new girlfriend.
Hi, guys.
You can't date both of us
at the same time.
Yes, I can.
Uh, no.
We agreed that's weird.
We agree that's weird, right?
Yes!
Are you saying
you're breaking up with me?
Together:
Yes.
Well, I hope
we can still be friends.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess we can be friends.
Great.
Friend zone it is.
Together:
Huh?
Bye, guys
Oh, what?
What's with the plant?
It's a housewarming gift.
And I just wanted to tell you
that big time rush
Will be performing our
new rockin' song, paralyzed,
On the news tomorrow
at 8:00 a.M.
You might want to check it out.
Are you singing the tracks
on their news stage?
Oh, no, we're gonna be
on the news
For the whole world to see.
Oh, she got us again!
Friend zone--what?
♪ you walked into the room ♪
♪ on a Friday afternoon ♪
♪ it's when I saw you
for the first time ♪
♪ and I was paralyzed ♪
♪ time stopped ticking ♪
♪ my hands keep shaking ♪
♪ and you don't even know that ♪
♪ I try to speak ♪
♪ but girl you got me
tongue-tied ♪
♪ I try to breathe ♪
♪ but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside ♪
♪ I try to move
but I'm stuck in my shoes ♪
And in financial news
this morning,
The markets rallied with some
pop performers--
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ but all you do
is pass me by ♪
♪ can't even talk ♪
♪ 'cause words don't come
into my mind ♪
♪ I try to move ♪
♪ but I'm stuck in my shoes ♪
♪ you got me paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ as the years go by ♪
Right now we're gonna go live
to downtown
Where apparently there is a band
rocking out on a truck
And blocking traffic.
♪ if I get the chance ♪
♪ I hope I won't be paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed by you ♪
♪ I try to speak ♪
The name of the band
is big time rush,
And police are now arriving
on the scene.
♪ but I'm f-f-frozen inside ♪
♪ I try to move ♪
♪ but I'm stuck in my shoes ♪
♪ you got me paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ I see you walking ♪
♪ but all you do
is pass me by ♪
♪ can't even talk ♪
♪ 'cause words don't come
into my mind ♪
♪ I'd make a move
if I had the guts to ♪
♪ but I'm paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ you got me tongue-tied ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ now I'm frozen inside ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ you got me paralyzed ♪
♪ paralyzed ♪
♪ p-p-p-paralyzed ♪
[cheers and applause]
And finally, tonight,
No charges will be filed against
the band big time rush
For their impromptu downtown
concert this morning
Because, according
to police chief stevens,
"everyone had a good time,
And btr rocks."
[cheering]
The cops were right.
Btr rocks.
Thank you.
And thank you two
for helping me move.
My place looks great now.
Together:
Friend zone.
Yay!
Hey, it is gonna be cool
Having a friend
with their own place.
It is a little snug
in here though.
Very snug.
Yeah.
Let's go hang out
by the pool.
All: Yeah!
-- Sync by Rafael UPD --