Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 21 - Big Time Single - full transcript
The guys must cheer up Kendall after his big breakup with Jo so he can prepare for the band's new summer single.
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♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪
♪ never quit
and make it real ♪
♪ when you roll big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
[hesitant murmuring]
Uh?
Boys, do you have any idea
How I got to be
so rich and powerful?
Your grandpa invented
the moist towelette
And you inherited his fortune.
That, and I solve problems.
[gasps]
Now, you three, take kendall
and get him over his heartbreak.
And you, get gustavo to write
the single that rules the world.
See?
Problem solved.
Or else.
[moans]
It's going to be easy.
We'll just snap him
out of this
Using our patented
heartbreak treatment.
He sings, and we don't get
griffin's "or else" treatment.
Guys, I'll be fine.
And no hitting me with a pie
Or a giant boxing glove
or a water soaker.
What?
We were e never gonna--
Okay, but he is talking.
And, if he gets
off that couch,
We could go out and get a...
Pink smoothie.
You love pink smoothies.
That is true.
Yes, you and jo
used to get them all the time,
And you would laugh and--
Ow!
[moans]
Okay, look at it this way.
We need you ready
for our big summer single now,
And you're single now.
And think of all
the cool things
You can do
with the boys again,
Now that you're not tied down.
Like...
Lobby hockey!
All: Whoo!
[fast rock music]
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Put it in!
Put it in!
Oh!
Come on.
Great save, buddy.
[glass shatters]
[sighs]
Pool's fun too.
Both: I love the pool.
Whoo!
[moans]
He loves skateboards!
Skateboarding!
Skateboarding!
He loves skateboarding.
Step aside and make way.
Kendall knight
is single again.
And riding high.
Whoo!
[moans]
It's gong to be
harder than we thought.
Yep.
Yep.
[piano key clinking]
Okay, okay, okay.
Clearly, this opus
is not working
So let's try something else.
Oh, that's easy
for you to say.
You don't have to write
the mega-huge hit summer single
That has to rule the world.
Oh, that's easy.
[laughs maniacally]
[piano key clinking]
Hey, you've written
huge hits before,
And you've had writer's block
before.
So what'd you do the last time
to break it?
It was the love song
on the last album.
I couldn't come up
with anything.
Total block!
And then she walked in.
Who? Who walked in?
Oh, no.
[heavy rock music]
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Katie, what'd you do that for?
Isn't that how I fixed
his writer's block last time?
No!
No?
Oh.
How about now?
No!
Huh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
[whimpers]
[moans]
Not even a smile.
I really thought
the puppet show would work.
I liked it.
Oh, thanks.
At least somebody
appreciates my art.
Just leave me alone.
Dude, you have to stop
thinking about jo
And start thinking about
our super-huge summer single.
And more more importantly,
we want our buddy back.
Yeah, and we can't help you
if you won't let us in.
Why won't you let us in?
Enough!
Okay, he's mad.
But he is sitting up.
I can't even describe
the feeling.
So until you all
have girlfriends
And you lose them in an instant,
You're not going to understand
what I'm going through.
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
Another puppet show?
No, we all get girlfriends
And then lose them
"in an instant."
And then kendall lets us in,
And we cure him
of his heartbreak,
And griffin gets
his big time summer single.
Let's get our hearts broken!
Whoo!
Hey, logan.
Hey.
Chili cheese factory
chili cheese fry?
They just opened,
and they deliver.
No, but kendall's really
heartbroken about jo leaving,
And he says we can't help him
until we understand
What it's like losing
a girlfriend instantaneously,
So...
Say no more.
Logan mitchell,
will you go out with me?
Yes.
It is over, logan mitchell,
And I never
want to see you again.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Will you help me
with a unique situation
By going out with me
temporarily?
I have a boyfriend.
[grunts]
Hey, will you help me
with a unique situation
By going out with me
temporarily?
Uh...Uh...
Will you help me
with a unique situation
By going out with me
temporarily?
Uh, sure.
[grunts]
You said yes.
I've got 12 minutes.
Is that long enough to sustain
A meaningful
temporary relationship?
Uh-huh.
Ladies, who wants to go
on a date with james diamond?
But I must warn you, it's going
to have to end right after
So I can understand
kendall's heartbreak thing.
You're joking, right?
Hey, I do things for you!
Like what?
I'll start doing things
for you?
Fine.
Who do you want
to go out with?
Eeny...Meeny...Miney...
Blonde.
Where have you two been?
Shopping.
Tell me again how shopping
is supposed to help me
Write my summer single
that rules the world?
Because we were shopping
for summer clothes,
Which gets you
in the summer mood.
Then why did gustavo buy you
a $400 leather jacket
When it's summer?
Because when it's summer here,
it's winter in australia.
It's huge on you!
Shut up.
Now, sit down, channel summer,
and write that hit single.
Okay.
[piano key clinking]
Katie, unless you cure
his writer's block right now,
You're fired.
Then I guess I'm fired.
Bye!
Then I'm returning the jacket!
Teenagers drive 93%
of the hit summer song market,
So if you want
this single to be huge,
You have to connect
with those teens.
Therefore, the solution
to your problem
Is to release your inner teen.
She's right.
But how am I supposed
to release my inner teen?
Hey, who hates report cards?
Everybody gets acne.
Skateboards!
What's up, fry dude?
All right,
catch you on the flip-flop.
Hey ladies, what is going down
in the bplippity-blah-blah-blu?
Teens don't say that!
Nobody says that.
Whoa, talk in the hands,
girlfriends.
[laughing]
That is so funny,
blonde jennifer.
James, I didn't say anything.
[laughs]
that's not important.
Hey, listen.
It has been great dating you,
But here comes
the awkward part.
Right, got it.
I'm breaking up with you.
Exactly!
Wait, what?
It sounded like
you said you're...
Breaking up with you?
No!
No, no, no, you can't do that!
That's what you
wanted her to do.
But I'm supposed
to break up with her.
No one dumps james diamond.
I've never been dumped.
And now you have.
You're ruining my perfect
never-been-dumped record.
Well, I've never
been dumped either,
And you're not ruining
my perfect record.
No, no, no.
You are not--
Wait, don't go!
Jennifer, don't leave me!
[crying]
It's okay, buddy.
I know what
you're going through.
What is it you two
are going through?
The red-shirted girl.
It was the greatest
12 minutes of my life.
And now she's gone.
She's gone, I tell you!
[both crying]
Pain, it hurts so real.
Hey, guys, I am sorry
for snapping at you earlier--
[both wailing]
Do you see what you started?
[both moaning]
What happened?
Well, you told us
we couldn't understand
What you were going through,
And so we all went out
with girls,
And theirs clearly
ended worse than mine.
And if we don't get them to sing
on the summer single,
Then griffin's
gonna "or else" us.
Now my perfect record is gone.
Why couldn't you let us in?
I'll never forget you,
red-shirted girl.
Why aren't you facedown
on the couch anymore?
Well, you guys told me
to get my mind off jo.
And you guys did help me
get my mind off jo.
But now I've said "jo"
three times,
And I'm starting to feel
a little--
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no, no.
Think about them and not jo.
Now, how are we
gonna fix this?
[both crying]
By remembering
what you guys told me.
We're single now,
and we can do all the cool stuff
We used to do
before we were in relationships.
And we can
get through this together.
Yeah!
The boys are back!
This is how we roll!
Whoo!
[both crying]
Yeah, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
Yep.
Again!
I'm not positive,
but I'm pretty sure
I'm not connecting
with these teens.
Oh, what gave you that idea?
That's it!
You failed.
I'm returning the jacket.
Leave the jacket out of this.
And teens these days
aren't going to give you
Any credibility
until you establish...
Your shred ability.
Okay, do not do that.
Make way!
O.M.G!
Bieber!
[loud crash]
Gustavo, are you okay?
[high pitched]
I'm only 3 1/2 years old.
[blubbers]
Fine, I'll connect
with the teens.
Tell me, teens, what's on your
mind as summer approaches?
Oh, we all just went through
some pretty weird breakups.
All: Really weird.
Mine lasted 12 minutes.
That's it!
A breakup song.
We all go through them,
so everyone can relate.
Get griffin and the dogs
to the studio right now,
Because I've got
the summer single
That's going to rule the world.
♪ she's gone forever ♪
♪ but I'll never
forget her face ♪
[crying]
♪ she said it was over ♪
♪ and she moved so far away ♪
All: [wailing]
♪ and it's over ♪
♪ it's over ♪
Okay, gustavo, seriously?
No, kendall, come on.
Stay with me.
I don't like it, gustavo.
And I said I wanted
my hit summer song today,
Or else.
Griffin,
I just need more time.
So now I'm giving
all the money
To market your summer single
To our summer snack food
division
So they can launch their
just-invented "yo-blow,"
The yogurt
you can blow bubbles with.
I have no idea how it works,
and, frankly, I don't want to.
Griffin, we can get you
that single.
We just need more time.
They've never let you down,
and you know that.
Katie, I like your jacket.
So you get one more day
to give me a summer single
With the word "beach" in it
that rules the world,
Or you all get yo-blow.
You two, get those two
off the ground
And get them to stop
blubbering so they can sing.
Got it.
If I could just see her--
And you,
fix my writer's block!
[both crying]
Okay, you know
what we have to do.
Own it!
No!
Take carlos.
Find the red-shirted girl
so he can see her one last time.
Just one more time.
Right.
You take james to find jennifer,
And you get her
to go out with him again.
So he can break up
with her this time.
[crying]
that might work.
Both: Move out!
Okay, you said you saw
the red-shirt girl in the park.
[crying]
but now I don't!
Okay, okay.
What else do you remember
about her?
Well, she smelled like...
Like...
Like chili cheese fries!
Now it all makes sense.
She must have had
the chili cheese fries
Delivered from
that new chili cheese factory.
Can we get some?
They smell really good.
Nope.
Because we're going to check
the palmwoods sign-in book
To see which apartments
had chili cheese fries delivered
Then check those apartments
and find your girl.
Yes!
Whoo!
Here we come,
red-shirted girl!
♪ chili cheese
in the summer breeze ♪
♪ making me sneeze and...♪
That was awful.
Really, really bad.
To the pool!
It's actually kind of funny
when you think about it.
Just go back out with james
so he can dump you this time.
All: Forget it.
Guys, come on.
He's a total wreck.
[crying]
this was not the plan!
Your plan was stupid.
You're stupid!
See, this is why
I broke up with him.
Ah, you!
Hey, if you ever want
to go out with her again,
Then you'll stop all of this
and turn on
That good old-fashioned
james diamond charm.
I'll need a tuxedo.
That's what I'm talking about.
♪ a tuxedo
would be neat-o ♪
♪ something else-o
♪ and the word "beach" ♪
Darn it!
Okay, this has to be her.
It's the last apartment
That had chili cheese fries
delivered.
Oh, that's it!
Please tell me that's not her.
Oh!
I'll never see her again.
This makes no sense.
We've checked every single
apartment that got a delivery.
Wait, I'm smart.
[moans]
Carlos, you down
for some chili cheese fries?
[crying]
what kind of question is that?
Okay, you look great.
Now go over there,
turn on the charm...
And not the yelling at her!
Got it.
Charm, no yelling.
Why won't you go out
with me again?
♪ why won't you
go out with me again? ♪
James, stop it.
Stop it!
♪ james, stop it,
stop it, stop it ♪
Now, one of you
say the word "beach."
It's not going to happen,
okay?
Ah!
Both: She dumped you.
Deal with it.
Jennifer, please.
We need james to sing
on our summer single,
And he can't sing like that.
[groans]
Look, everybody
has their price.
So what is it going to take
for you to take james back
So he can dump you?
I want the jacket.
What? There is no way
I'm giving--
Katie, give her the jacket!
Take it.
And now,
will you take me back?
Yes.
I'm dumping you!
All: We know.
[all snap]
All right.
We got james back.
But I still don't have
my summer single
That rules the world.
Just call the song
rule the world,
Don't have anything
about relationships
Or girls in it,
And instead of slow
and emotional,
Make it fast and danceable.
Katie, it is not that easy.
Wait a second.
I'm amazing.
Whoo-hoo!
Gustavo rocque
has a summer single!
Now all I need
is a happy carlos!
[groans]
No happy carlos.
[groans]
But only for a second,
Because I ordered him
chili cheese fries.
How are chili cheese fries
supposed to get that
In a singing mood?
[doorbell rings]
Chili cheese factory.
Someone order
chili cheese fries?
All: Carlos.
He did.
Hey, it's my old boyfriend.
Uh-huh.
Okay, carlos and me are back!
And now that kendall
has jo out of his head,
I said jo, didn't I?
[groans]
All: Yep.
There's one thing that snaps
everyone out of heartbreak,
A summer single
that rules the world
And has the word "beach" in it.
A summer single
is not gonna help me, gustavo.
My summer single will.
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I'd throw all the money
in the air like confetti ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ every house got a dj
and a backyard party ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I'd dream out loud ♪
♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
♪ kick off your shoes
like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ and jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if you were my girl ♪
♪ you'd never have to worry
about another thing, no ♪
♪ 'cause I'd rule the world ♪
♪ and you'd be right next to me
running the show ♪
♪ we'd throw every rule
in the book out ♪
♪ and bring down the house ♪
♪ if you were my girl
we'd dream out loud ♪
♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
♪ kick off your shoes
like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
♪ up, up out of your seats ♪
♪ be who you are,
love is all you need ♪
♪ all of us geeks,
freaks, and wannabes ♪
♪ singing ay-oh
if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ yeah, you know ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ here we go,
here we go ♪
♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
♪ kick off your shoes
like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
♪ up, up out of your seats ♪
♪ be who you are,
love is all you need ♪
♪ all of us geeks,
freaks, and wannabes ♪
♪ singing ay-oh ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
Now, that is a song
that will rule the world
And, frankly, makes me want
to kick off my shoes
Like I'm down at the beach.
And cures heartbreak.
Whoo-hoo!
Yep, not everybody's
heartbreak.
[moans]
I'll never forget you,
leather jacket!
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♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪
♪ never quit
and make it real ♪
♪ when you roll big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
[hesitant murmuring]
Uh?
Boys, do you have any idea
How I got to be
so rich and powerful?
Your grandpa invented
the moist towelette
And you inherited his fortune.
That, and I solve problems.
[gasps]
Now, you three, take kendall
and get him over his heartbreak.
And you, get gustavo to write
the single that rules the world.
See?
Problem solved.
Or else.
[moans]
It's going to be easy.
We'll just snap him
out of this
Using our patented
heartbreak treatment.
He sings, and we don't get
griffin's "or else" treatment.
Guys, I'll be fine.
And no hitting me with a pie
Or a giant boxing glove
or a water soaker.
What?
We were e never gonna--
Okay, but he is talking.
And, if he gets
off that couch,
We could go out and get a...
Pink smoothie.
You love pink smoothies.
That is true.
Yes, you and jo
used to get them all the time,
And you would laugh and--
Ow!
[moans]
Okay, look at it this way.
We need you ready
for our big summer single now,
And you're single now.
And think of all
the cool things
You can do
with the boys again,
Now that you're not tied down.
Like...
Lobby hockey!
All: Whoo!
[fast rock music]
♪ ♪
Put it in!
Put it in!
Oh!
Come on.
Great save, buddy.
[glass shatters]
[sighs]
Pool's fun too.
Both: I love the pool.
Whoo!
[moans]
He loves skateboards!
Skateboarding!
Skateboarding!
He loves skateboarding.
Step aside and make way.
Kendall knight
is single again.
And riding high.
Whoo!
[moans]
It's gong to be
harder than we thought.
Yep.
Yep.
[piano key clinking]
Okay, okay, okay.
Clearly, this opus
is not working
So let's try something else.
Oh, that's easy
for you to say.
You don't have to write
the mega-huge hit summer single
That has to rule the world.
Oh, that's easy.
[laughs maniacally]
[piano key clinking]
Hey, you've written
huge hits before,
And you've had writer's block
before.
So what'd you do the last time
to break it?
It was the love song
on the last album.
I couldn't come up
with anything.
Total block!
And then she walked in.
Who? Who walked in?
Oh, no.
[heavy rock music]
♪ ♪
Katie, what'd you do that for?
Isn't that how I fixed
his writer's block last time?
No!
No?
Oh.
How about now?
No!
Huh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
[whimpers]
[moans]
Not even a smile.
I really thought
the puppet show would work.
I liked it.
Oh, thanks.
At least somebody
appreciates my art.
Just leave me alone.
Dude, you have to stop
thinking about jo
And start thinking about
our super-huge summer single.
And more more importantly,
we want our buddy back.
Yeah, and we can't help you
if you won't let us in.
Why won't you let us in?
Enough!
Okay, he's mad.
But he is sitting up.
I can't even describe
the feeling.
So until you all
have girlfriends
And you lose them in an instant,
You're not going to understand
what I'm going through.
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
Another puppet show?
No, we all get girlfriends
And then lose them
"in an instant."
And then kendall lets us in,
And we cure him
of his heartbreak,
And griffin gets
his big time summer single.
Let's get our hearts broken!
Whoo!
Hey, logan.
Hey.
Chili cheese factory
chili cheese fry?
They just opened,
and they deliver.
No, but kendall's really
heartbroken about jo leaving,
And he says we can't help him
until we understand
What it's like losing
a girlfriend instantaneously,
So...
Say no more.
Logan mitchell,
will you go out with me?
Yes.
It is over, logan mitchell,
And I never
want to see you again.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Will you help me
with a unique situation
By going out with me
temporarily?
I have a boyfriend.
[grunts]
Hey, will you help me
with a unique situation
By going out with me
temporarily?
Uh...Uh...
Will you help me
with a unique situation
By going out with me
temporarily?
Uh, sure.
[grunts]
You said yes.
I've got 12 minutes.
Is that long enough to sustain
A meaningful
temporary relationship?
Uh-huh.
Ladies, who wants to go
on a date with james diamond?
But I must warn you, it's going
to have to end right after
So I can understand
kendall's heartbreak thing.
You're joking, right?
Hey, I do things for you!
Like what?
I'll start doing things
for you?
Fine.
Who do you want
to go out with?
Eeny...Meeny...Miney...
Blonde.
Where have you two been?
Shopping.
Tell me again how shopping
is supposed to help me
Write my summer single
that rules the world?
Because we were shopping
for summer clothes,
Which gets you
in the summer mood.
Then why did gustavo buy you
a $400 leather jacket
When it's summer?
Because when it's summer here,
it's winter in australia.
It's huge on you!
Shut up.
Now, sit down, channel summer,
and write that hit single.
Okay.
[piano key clinking]
Katie, unless you cure
his writer's block right now,
You're fired.
Then I guess I'm fired.
Bye!
Then I'm returning the jacket!
Teenagers drive 93%
of the hit summer song market,
So if you want
this single to be huge,
You have to connect
with those teens.
Therefore, the solution
to your problem
Is to release your inner teen.
She's right.
But how am I supposed
to release my inner teen?
Hey, who hates report cards?
Everybody gets acne.
Skateboards!
What's up, fry dude?
All right,
catch you on the flip-flop.
Hey ladies, what is going down
in the bplippity-blah-blah-blu?
Teens don't say that!
Nobody says that.
Whoa, talk in the hands,
girlfriends.
[laughing]
That is so funny,
blonde jennifer.
James, I didn't say anything.
[laughs]
that's not important.
Hey, listen.
It has been great dating you,
But here comes
the awkward part.
Right, got it.
I'm breaking up with you.
Exactly!
Wait, what?
It sounded like
you said you're...
Breaking up with you?
No!
No, no, no, you can't do that!
That's what you
wanted her to do.
But I'm supposed
to break up with her.
No one dumps james diamond.
I've never been dumped.
And now you have.
You're ruining my perfect
never-been-dumped record.
Well, I've never
been dumped either,
And you're not ruining
my perfect record.
No, no, no.
You are not--
Wait, don't go!
Jennifer, don't leave me!
[crying]
It's okay, buddy.
I know what
you're going through.
What is it you two
are going through?
The red-shirted girl.
It was the greatest
12 minutes of my life.
And now she's gone.
She's gone, I tell you!
[both crying]
Pain, it hurts so real.
Hey, guys, I am sorry
for snapping at you earlier--
[both wailing]
Do you see what you started?
[both moaning]
What happened?
Well, you told us
we couldn't understand
What you were going through,
And so we all went out
with girls,
And theirs clearly
ended worse than mine.
And if we don't get them to sing
on the summer single,
Then griffin's
gonna "or else" us.
Now my perfect record is gone.
Why couldn't you let us in?
I'll never forget you,
red-shirted girl.
Why aren't you facedown
on the couch anymore?
Well, you guys told me
to get my mind off jo.
And you guys did help me
get my mind off jo.
But now I've said "jo"
three times,
And I'm starting to feel
a little--
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no, no.
Think about them and not jo.
Now, how are we
gonna fix this?
[both crying]
By remembering
what you guys told me.
We're single now,
and we can do all the cool stuff
We used to do
before we were in relationships.
And we can
get through this together.
Yeah!
The boys are back!
This is how we roll!
Whoo!
[both crying]
Yeah, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
Yep.
Again!
I'm not positive,
but I'm pretty sure
I'm not connecting
with these teens.
Oh, what gave you that idea?
That's it!
You failed.
I'm returning the jacket.
Leave the jacket out of this.
And teens these days
aren't going to give you
Any credibility
until you establish...
Your shred ability.
Okay, do not do that.
Make way!
O.M.G!
Bieber!
[loud crash]
Gustavo, are you okay?
[high pitched]
I'm only 3 1/2 years old.
[blubbers]
Fine, I'll connect
with the teens.
Tell me, teens, what's on your
mind as summer approaches?
Oh, we all just went through
some pretty weird breakups.
All: Really weird.
Mine lasted 12 minutes.
That's it!
A breakup song.
We all go through them,
so everyone can relate.
Get griffin and the dogs
to the studio right now,
Because I've got
the summer single
That's going to rule the world.
♪ she's gone forever ♪
♪ but I'll never
forget her face ♪
[crying]
♪ she said it was over ♪
♪ and she moved so far away ♪
All: [wailing]
♪ and it's over ♪
♪ it's over ♪
Okay, gustavo, seriously?
No, kendall, come on.
Stay with me.
I don't like it, gustavo.
And I said I wanted
my hit summer song today,
Or else.
Griffin,
I just need more time.
So now I'm giving
all the money
To market your summer single
To our summer snack food
division
So they can launch their
just-invented "yo-blow,"
The yogurt
you can blow bubbles with.
I have no idea how it works,
and, frankly, I don't want to.
Griffin, we can get you
that single.
We just need more time.
They've never let you down,
and you know that.
Katie, I like your jacket.
So you get one more day
to give me a summer single
With the word "beach" in it
that rules the world,
Or you all get yo-blow.
You two, get those two
off the ground
And get them to stop
blubbering so they can sing.
Got it.
If I could just see her--
And you,
fix my writer's block!
[both crying]
Okay, you know
what we have to do.
Own it!
No!
Take carlos.
Find the red-shirted girl
so he can see her one last time.
Just one more time.
Right.
You take james to find jennifer,
And you get her
to go out with him again.
So he can break up
with her this time.
[crying]
that might work.
Both: Move out!
Okay, you said you saw
the red-shirt girl in the park.
[crying]
but now I don't!
Okay, okay.
What else do you remember
about her?
Well, she smelled like...
Like...
Like chili cheese fries!
Now it all makes sense.
She must have had
the chili cheese fries
Delivered from
that new chili cheese factory.
Can we get some?
They smell really good.
Nope.
Because we're going to check
the palmwoods sign-in book
To see which apartments
had chili cheese fries delivered
Then check those apartments
and find your girl.
Yes!
Whoo!
Here we come,
red-shirted girl!
♪ chili cheese
in the summer breeze ♪
♪ making me sneeze and...♪
That was awful.
Really, really bad.
To the pool!
It's actually kind of funny
when you think about it.
Just go back out with james
so he can dump you this time.
All: Forget it.
Guys, come on.
He's a total wreck.
[crying]
this was not the plan!
Your plan was stupid.
You're stupid!
See, this is why
I broke up with him.
Ah, you!
Hey, if you ever want
to go out with her again,
Then you'll stop all of this
and turn on
That good old-fashioned
james diamond charm.
I'll need a tuxedo.
That's what I'm talking about.
♪ a tuxedo
would be neat-o ♪
♪ something else-o
♪ and the word "beach" ♪
Darn it!
Okay, this has to be her.
It's the last apartment
That had chili cheese fries
delivered.
Oh, that's it!
Please tell me that's not her.
Oh!
I'll never see her again.
This makes no sense.
We've checked every single
apartment that got a delivery.
Wait, I'm smart.
[moans]
Carlos, you down
for some chili cheese fries?
[crying]
what kind of question is that?
Okay, you look great.
Now go over there,
turn on the charm...
And not the yelling at her!
Got it.
Charm, no yelling.
Why won't you go out
with me again?
♪ why won't you
go out with me again? ♪
James, stop it.
Stop it!
♪ james, stop it,
stop it, stop it ♪
Now, one of you
say the word "beach."
It's not going to happen,
okay?
Ah!
Both: She dumped you.
Deal with it.
Jennifer, please.
We need james to sing
on our summer single,
And he can't sing like that.
[groans]
Look, everybody
has their price.
So what is it going to take
for you to take james back
So he can dump you?
I want the jacket.
What? There is no way
I'm giving--
Katie, give her the jacket!
Take it.
And now,
will you take me back?
Yes.
I'm dumping you!
All: We know.
[all snap]
All right.
We got james back.
But I still don't have
my summer single
That rules the world.
Just call the song
rule the world,
Don't have anything
about relationships
Or girls in it,
And instead of slow
and emotional,
Make it fast and danceable.
Katie, it is not that easy.
Wait a second.
I'm amazing.
Whoo-hoo!
Gustavo rocque
has a summer single!
Now all I need
is a happy carlos!
[groans]
No happy carlos.
[groans]
But only for a second,
Because I ordered him
chili cheese fries.
How are chili cheese fries
supposed to get that
In a singing mood?
[doorbell rings]
Chili cheese factory.
Someone order
chili cheese fries?
All: Carlos.
He did.
Hey, it's my old boyfriend.
Uh-huh.
Okay, carlos and me are back!
And now that kendall
has jo out of his head,
I said jo, didn't I?
[groans]
All: Yep.
There's one thing that snaps
everyone out of heartbreak,
A summer single
that rules the world
And has the word "beach" in it.
A summer single
is not gonna help me, gustavo.
My summer single will.
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I'd throw all the money
in the air like confetti ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ every house got a dj
and a backyard party ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I'd dream out loud ♪
♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
♪ kick off your shoes
like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ and jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if you were my girl ♪
♪ you'd never have to worry
about another thing, no ♪
♪ 'cause I'd rule the world ♪
♪ and you'd be right next to me
running the show ♪
♪ we'd throw every rule
in the book out ♪
♪ and bring down the house ♪
♪ if you were my girl
we'd dream out loud ♪
♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
♪ kick off your shoes
like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
♪ up, up out of your seats ♪
♪ be who you are,
love is all you need ♪
♪ all of us geeks,
freaks, and wannabes ♪
♪ singing ay-oh
if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ I would give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ give it, give it,
give it all to you ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ yeah, you know ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
♪ here we go,
here we go ♪
♪ so everybody get up,
up out of your seats ♪
♪ kick off your shoes
like you're down at the beach ♪
♪ jump up, up,
up on the beat ♪
♪ singing ay-oh,
ay-oh, ay-oh ♪
♪ up, up out of your seats ♪
♪ be who you are,
love is all you need ♪
♪ all of us geeks,
freaks, and wannabes ♪
♪ singing ay-oh ♪
♪ if I ruled the world ♪
Now, that is a song
that will rule the world
And, frankly, makes me want
to kick off my shoes
Like I'm down at the beach.
And cures heartbreak.
Whoo-hoo!
Yep, not everybody's
heartbreak.
[moans]
I'll never forget you,
leather jacket!
-- Sync by Rafael UPD --