Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 20 - Big Time Break-Up - full transcript

This is so exciting!

I know!

I can't believe
you're up for emily

In the new chauncy jackson film.

Jo taylor starring in chauncy
jackson and the magic gallows.

I've read every book
in the series.

Yeah, and every actress
in town wants this role.

Ha-ha!

It would awful
if they didn't hire you.

[together]
carlos.

I mean, to get this close
to the role of a lifetime



And not get it?

[together]
carlos!

Guys, I'm fine
if I I don't get the part.

I just want the phone to ring.

[cell phone ringing]

[all scream]

[together]
take it! Take it!

Hello?
Uh-huh.

I got the part?

[all scream]

It's a three-movie deal?

[together]
yeah!

It's shooting in new zealand
for three years?

[together]
yeah!



They want me to leave
this week?

Oh, yes!

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪

Oh.

♪ make it count,
play it straight ♪

♪ don't look back,
don't hesitate ♪

♪ when you go big time ♪

♪ what you want,
what you feel ♪

♪ never quit
and make it real ♪

♪ when you roll big time ♪

♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ hey, hey ♪

♪ listen to your heart now ♪

♪ hey, hey ♪

♪ don't you feel the rush ♪

♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ oh ♪

♪ go and shake it up ♪

♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪

♪ go and make your luck ♪

♪ with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪

Oh. Oh.

Really?
Okay, bye.

"really? Really?
Really?"

What "really"?

The agent said I can't do
the movie

If I can't get out
of my new town high contract.

But if you do get out
of the contract,

Then you go to new zealand
for three years,

And your relationship is [
blows raspberries].

[together]
carlos!

Sit down.

I'll find out more after
I talk to my agent.

Good-bye kiss?

I'll meet you in the lobby
later, okay?

He's going to need us
this week.

He's also going to need
my list of girls

Who aren't hot enough for me,

But are perfect for you.

And hugs.
Huh?

She might not be leaving,
okay?

Dawgs, here is what
you're going to do this week

Because I say so!

Learn the lyrics

And listen to the demo track
for our next song, worldwide.

It's a song about a love
torn apart

When that special someone
moves halfway across the world.

She might not be going!

Okay, next up on the agenda,

Carlos, you need to get rid
of your helmet.

Ah!
What? Why?

Because on photo shoots,

I'm going for hot boy band,

Not "hello, I'm odd."

And digitally removing it
is not much better.

Clearly.

Now, hand it over.

[screams]

Okay, kelly, you are now
on helmet duty all week.

And the rest of you dawgs,

Stay over from rocque records
for the next three days.

Latin pop sensation selana

Is recording her first
english album here,

And I don't need any of you
falling in love with her.

[lively mariachi music]

Too late.

Okay, so we're done here,
right?

I gotta go meet jo.
Bye.

Hey!

I...

Can't do the movie.

Ugh.

And you wanted that role
so bad.

[angelic choral music]

Are you bummed?

No.

I love being on new town high,

And I love...

Living here at the palmwoods,

And you live here, too.

Well, I made a reservation

For a big fancy
celebration dinner tonight,

And we could still go
and un-celebrate.

It's a date.

Good-bye kiss?

Happy dance.

[upbeat country music]

What's the happy dance for?

Jo not getting out of her
new town high contract

And not going to new zealand
for three years.

Yeah, she's lying.

She can totally get out
of her contract.

Come again?

Subsection "c" states
that artists, that's jo,

May be released from the project
new town high

If offered
a major motion picture.

You read her contract?

I read everybody's contract.

Did you know that if your
next album goes platinum,

You all get alpacas?

Huh.

Then why didn't jo
take the job?

Oh, um, let me think.

You.

Why would she lie to me?

Because passing up
the role of a lifetime

And international superstardom
for a boy

Puts a lot of pressure
on that boy.

I'm the boy, right?

Yep.

Carlos!
Where are you?

Not in the balcony.

Carlos, you know
I have a black belt,

And you do not want me
to come up there

And take that helmet from you.

Bring it!

Ooh!

Oh!

A bowling ball?
Really?

What is it with him
and that helmet?

I have two theories.

One, he projected his love
of hockey into his helmet,

And then fell in love
with his helmet.

And, two, he's an idiot.

And jump.

Whoa!

The bowling ball's a result

Of me trying to get rid
of the helmet.

Wait--you don't like
the helmet.

[mouthing]
why?

[upbeat rock music]

Oh--
carlos!

Helmets have holes!

Hey, guys.
I'm--

Helmet's sitting there.

Ah--
we're going counterclockwise.

Okay.

Helmet, do you have any threes?

I have my reasons.

This is great.

We'll team up,
overpower him,

And get rid of the helmet
together.

No.
I'm done battling that helmet.

[mouthing]

I know you nodded "yes."

Okay, so selana's manager
and I have talked,

And we have decided that you two

Are not allowed to be in love!

You can tell us how to sing,
gustavo,

But you cannot tell us
how to feel.

This feels really good.

Selana, you're only here
for three days.

Then selana and I will pack
an entire lifetime of love

Into three days.

Yes, and then it will be over.

Over.
As in, total breakup?

In three days?

No crying?

No "oh, I miss him"?

Are those promise rings?

Hey, we only have three days.

This relationship
has got to move fast.

[lively mariachi music]

[katie]
jo stayed here because of you.

[echoing]

She passed up he role
of a lifetime.

[echoing]

Katie, are you inside my head

Or are you hiding behind
the counter?

So what's the plan,
big brother?

I got to tell her
to do the movie.

You're asking her to pick acting
over you.

She wouldn't do that.

So what--I break up with her
so she has no excuse to stay?

Err!

She can't perform
the role of a lifetime

With a broken heart.

Katie, just tell me
what to do.

You have to get her
to want to break up with you.

And how do I do that?

[romantic accordion music]

♪ ♪

Can I get some service
from a woman?

[crickets chirping]

Oh, yeah!

That's the spot.
Yep.

Crash!

♪ you're worldwide,
worldwide ♪

[censor beep]

♪ girl, I been thinking about
you, yes ♪

Now with the censor in place,

We can wirelessly send
electronic shocks

To the helmet.

Then he associates pain
with the helmet

And not love.

Never wears it again.

♪ worldwide,
worldwide ♪

It's not working.
Give me it.

[humming intensely]

Okay, you obviously
don't have the right touch,

So I'm going to try it.

[yawns]

I don't know what's going on.

I mean, technically
he should be dead.

It's because it's not working.

[zapping]

It's working!

It's working!

♪ thinkin' about you
worldwide ♪

You do know that the metal plate
in my head

Acts as a countervalence
against electrical currents.

You have no idea
what that--means.

Ho-ho!

We've got him
right where we want him.

♪ I love you,
I love you ♪

♪ I love you,
you know ♪

♪ I love you,
I love you ♪

♪ so don't let me go ♪

♪ I gave you my heart,
you gave me your soul ♪

♪ I have looks that kill ♪

♪ you sing rock and roll ♪

♪ from two different worlds,
but still we stay strong ♪

♪ they say it won't last,
but we'll prove them wrong ♪

♪ I love you,
I love you ♪

♪ I love you, you know ♪

♪ I love you,
I love you ♪

♪ don't leave me,
I love you ♪

I cannot believe

You guys
didn't finish this.

I never seen you like this.

Jo, we're going to be together
for a long time,

So it's time you got to know

The real me.

Fork chop!

[man screams]

Fork chop?

Yeah.

You know, I'm really glad you
couldn't get that movie role.

Saved me the effort to tell you
you couldn't go.

Do you realize what a total
jerk you're being right now?

Do you realize you would have
bombed in that role anyway?

Now why don't you put
little miss muffet

Back on the tuffet

[whispering]
because you're causing a scene.

Fork chop!

[man screams]

They told me this morning

That I could get out
of my contract

And do the movie in new zealand.

But when I saw you in the lobby,

I decided to stay.

[sighs]

Look.

You can either sit down
and listen to me

Or you can go do your movie
and break up with me.

Ladies' choice.

I'm going to do the movie.

And break up with you.

What?
No good-bye kiss?

Missed me!

I'm going to miss you.

Your bill.

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪

He needs us,

Which is why we're suspending
all helmet snatching activity

To hang out with you.

And I'm texting selana
right now.

It's going to be
a boys night out.

[together]
whoo! Whoo!

Guys, I'll be fine.

Don't worry about me.

Selana, I'm on my way.

Give me the helmet.
Never!

I think some tv might cheer
up my big brother.

On the next new town high,

Rachel's going on a field trip.

I don't know.

Something tells me
I'm never coming back.

Okay, how about a puzzle?

So I was originally worried

That you were going to fall
for selana

And then be crushed
when she left,

But now I'm worried

You're going to elope!

Do you know how liberating
it is to be in a relationship

That you know is only going
to last for three days?

Um, no.

Yames, there you are.

[gasps]

It's our 18-hour anniversary,

And you didn't get my flowers?

How could you, yames?

How could you forget
such a special occasion?

See, now I don't need
to apologize

And race out to get her flowers.

'cause guess what.

Our relationship
is almost over anyways.

[chuckles]

But I want to
because I miss the way she

Smooshes our faces together.

[groans]

Here.

Selana, wait!

[sighs]

I'm sorry.

[inhales deeply]

Let's never fight again.

♪ far away you seem ♪

So here's the plan:

We lullaby him to sleep,

Pull off the black helmete...

Throw it in the dumpster,

Never to be seen again.

Move out!

[lullaby music]

[yawns]

♪ ♪

[alarm blaring]

What?

An alarm?
Really?

Yep.

And I added a gps so I can find
it in any dumpster worldwide.

How can we not beat carlos

In a plastic helmet!

I don't know!

It's cheer-up time,

With pb and "j,"
hockey mags,

Nachos--
extra cheese--

One smoothie,
three violent video games,

And mambo the clown.

Hey, 'cause nothing cheers up
broken-hearted boys

Like balloons.

Nothing.

Wow.

Must have been one special girl,
man.

I'm sorry, katie,

But there's only one thing

That's going to cheer me up
right now.

I realized I forgot to do
something

Last night at the restaurant.

What?

Give you a good-bye kiss.

We're going to leave you two
alone.

Give her this.

I'm confused.

So I was I until I realized
what you were doing last night.

Getting me to break up
with you

So I would take the role.

This opportunity only comes
once in a lifetime.

Maybe you only come once
in a lifetime.

You are going to be amazing.

Hey, it's me.

I'm going to do the movie.

Okay, yeah.
Bye.

I leave for new zealand
tomorrow.

Well, that only gives us
one day left in l.A.

To do whatever you want.

There's so much here
I still haven't done.

Well, then.

What do you want to do?

[lively mariachi music]

[music drones]

Honey, where is the milk

You said you would pick up
on your way to work?

You know, I just didn't
get around to it, 'kay?

[glass smashes]

Hey!

I gave you everything, yames!

And now I give you back
your ring.

[screams]

The only regret I have

Is that I didn't leave you
years ago.

By that I mean yesterday.

[gasps]

Good-bye, selana.
Good-bye, yames.

They did it.

They had an entire relationship
in three days.

Yes, but at what cost?

Selana is more enraged
than ever.

♪ ♪

Good luck on your album.

You too.

Yeah, I still don't get
the whole face smoosh thing.

Oh, that--that does feel good.

Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

Don't forget
your balloon poodle.

Pop!

With deflated leg.

And my btr cd so I can hear
you sing all the time.

Oh, and I figured out

That you're going to be going
to bed when I'm getting up,

So that's when we can face talk.

You can tuck me in at night.

We're running late,
ms. Taylor.

[engine turns over]

Are we forgetting
anything else?

I know I'm not going
to forget you.

[horn honks]

[glass breaks]

[screaming]

Carlos, just give us
the helmet!

I can't do that.

[all screaming]

Ugh!

[cat screeches]

[chicken clucking]

Carlos, it looks silly
during photo shoots.

And I don't want to see
it at the dinner table.

Fine.

Why don't I just not wear it
during photo shoots

Or bring it to the dinner table?

Are you kidding me?

Take it.

[fanfare]

Ooh!

Kendall, guess what.

My helmet and I are together.
Forever.

Carlos.

Doing okay, buddy?

Yeah, I'm good.

Just feel like
we forgot something.

Who cares?

I bet you're never going
to forget that good-bye kiss.

No.

[gasps]

You forgot the good-bye kiss?

How could you forget
the good-bye kiss?

That's your thing!

I don't know.

She was late, and the horn
was honking.

And the balloon poodle's
leg popped, and--

Hey, what's going on?

Uh, kendall and jo
forgot the good-bye kiss.

How could you forget
the good-bye kiss?

That's your thing!

I know!

We have to get to the airport
to kiss jo good-bye.

[all shouting]

Go! Go!

Stop.

You need kendall.

[together]
come on! Let's go!

Attention,
ladies and gentlemen...

We need to catch her before
she passes security!

Security check-in
is that way.

Run!

Go! Go! Go!

Sorry!

Go! Go!

[dramatic music]

Hey.

We forgot to good-bye kiss.

I know.

Come on!

You're holding up the line.

Hey, businessman.

Don't make me taze you.

Go ahead, kids.
Finish up.

[sweeping orchestral music]

♪ ♪

Heck of a way to break up,
huh?

Flight 123 to new zealand
is now boarding.

Flight 123.

I gotta go.

I know.

♪ oh ♪

♪ wait a minute ♪

♪ before you tell me anything ♪

♪ how was your day? ♪

♪ 'cause I been missing ♪

♪ you by my side, yeah ♪

♪ it ain't easy ♪

♪ to keep on moving city
to city, just get up and go ♪

♪ the show must go on ♪

♪ so I need you to be strong ♪

♪ I, I, I, I ♪

♪ never, never ♪

♪ never as far away
as it may seem ♪

♪ no, never ♪

♪ soon we'll be together ♪

♪ we'll pick up
right where we left off ♪

♪ paris, london, tokyo ♪

♪ it's just one thing
that I gotta do ♪

♪ hello, tuck you in
every night on the phone ♪

♪ hello, tuck you in
every night ♪

♪ and I can hardly take
another good-bye ♪

♪ baby, won't be long ♪

♪ you're the one
that I'm waiting on ♪

♪ hello, tuck you in
every night on the phone ♪

♪ girl, I'll be
thinking about you ♪

♪ worldwide, worldwide,
worldwide ♪

♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪

♪ worldwide, worldwide,
worldwide ♪

♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪

♪ whoa ♪

♪ wherever the wind blows me ♪

♪ you're still
the one and only ♪

♪ girl on my mind ♪

♪ paris, london, tokyo ♪

♪ it's just one thing
that I gotta do ♪

♪ hello, tuck you in
every night on the phone ♪

♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪

♪ worldwide, worldwide,
worldwide ♪

♪ girl, I'll be thinking
about you ♪

♪ yes, I may ♪

♪ meet a million pretty girls
that know my name ♪

♪ but don't you worry ♪

♪ 'cause you have my heart ♪

[soft orchestral music]

-- Sync by Rafael UPD --