Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 19 - Big Time Prom Kings - full transcript

Gearing up for their prom at the Palm Woods, the boys of Big Time Rush all vie for the coveted title of prom king. Gustavo, agreeing to sponsor the event, deals with the problem of finding a chef, a photographer, and a DJ at the last minute.

- Okay, class,
- it's time for

- Your next
- social studies project.

- You'll be working in pairs
- to find ways

To make the palm woods greener

- and more
- environmentally friendly

All: Yay.

- The team with the idea
- that saves the most energy

Wins a week off from school.

- A week?

A week off of school?

- All right, all right,
- the projects are due



End of the day Thursday,

so now... Pick your partner.

All: Logan!

- No.

Logan is my partner.

- ♪ Make it count,

play it straight ♪

- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪

- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪

♪ If you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you got to live it big time ♪



- Okay, Logan and ozzie

are working together,

James and Carlos,

the jennifers,

a Jennifer and Camille...

Both: Yay.

- And... kendall,

where's your partner?

- Well,
- Jo is stuck on set all week,

And everyone else is taken,

so I guess I'm flying solo.

- I hear we're
- picking partners today.

Who's the lucky lady?

- Kendall.

Both: What?

- Jett?

I have to partner with Jett?

I can't stand Jett.

- Jett is right here,

- and I would expect
- a warmer reception

- Considering I'm the only one
- who thought to bring

A cheese platter.

- Why are you here?

- Because I'm stuck on set
- all week like Jo,

And now I'm stuck with you.

- Would you two

stop complaining?

I mean, did you see

who I'm partnered with?

- Ozzie Clark.

He's a new heavy in town.

Plays a psycho

in every role he's in,

and I don't think he's acting.

Gouda?

- Please.

- Just keep your phone close,

- and call us
- if you feel threatened.

And here's a bat in case

you can't reach us.

- This does not make me feel
- better.

- Then don't even do
- the project,

Because our palm woods green

idea is so gonna win that week

off.

- You have no idea
- what your project is, do you?

- No, but it will change

the world.

Both: Go green!

Ahhh!

- Time to social study,

partner.

- Yeah, totally, okay, cool,
- whatever you want to do.

Ohhhh.

Ohh, help.

Avenge my death!

- Hey,
- for my social studies project,

- I have to visit a business
- and suggest ways

For it to be greener.

- Don't care.

Good-bye.

- You use way too many

foam cups here.

- No, I don't.

Now, please leave.

- Look, just sign this paper
- saying you'll agree

To switch to environmentally

safe recyclable paper cups.

- Sorry, sweetie,
- can't do that.

- Why not?

- Because I make foam cups,

not me, of course,

my low-paid factory workers.

- Did you know it's impossible

to recycle a foam cup?

It just sits in a landfill

for 500 years.

- That's called dependability,

- and it's one of
- rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid's

Most profitable products.

- Well, why not make a profit

using recyclable paper cups

that are better

for the environment?

- And why don't you quit jamming

my corporate mojo?

Okay, Griffin one,

little girl nothing.

Game over.

- He just kicked Katie knight
- out of your office.

- This is bad.

- Okay,

our winning green idea is...

- Ooh, how about

palm woods-wide recycling?

Both: We're doing recycling.

- Well,

recycling is stupid.

- You're stupid.

- Which is why we're gonna do
- a bike ride share.

- Oh, yes.

- We buy bikes for all
- the palm woods residents

- To cut down on gas consumption
- and emissions.

- Dude, I don't know where
- we get our great ideas.

- From us.

- You just read our sign.

- Awww.

- Darn it.
- Argh.

All the good green ideas

are taken.

- Why are we in the middle
- of the lobby?

- I just feel I work better

around witnesses.

Er, uh, people, people,

like you and I, good people.

- What's our project?

- Well, we're going to build

a scale model

- of the new
- solar-powered palm woods.

- You mean you're going
- to build it.

- Yeah,
- I'm gonna build it,

- But you have to keep me alive
- long enough

- So I can actually do that,
- right?

Ahh!

- Get to work.

- Let me get to work on this.

We have the roof right here.

- Well, you really have to worry
- about nothing, okay.

- I'm gonna do all the work.
- It's gonna be totally great.

- You really should do
- something better with that hair.

- Jett, what do you say we get

this project done really fast

so we don't have to be together?

- Agreed,

and I have an excellent idea

for saving the environment

- and getting that week off
- from school.

- Okay,

I'll bite.

- We install new carpet

in the lobby.

- Have you ever walked around
- in there in bare feet?

It's too coarse.

- And how does it make
- the palm woods greener?

- We get green carpet.

Duh.

- Well,
- there goes that idea.

- Unbelievable.

Both: Go green!

- Jett,
- close the fridge.

You're wasting energy.

- I am trying to figure out
- what to eat.

- The door is see-through.

Why did you just turn on

the oven and the stove?

- The fridge gave me a chill.

- Jett,

we need a green idea.

Hey, mom,

is the dryer broken?

- Nope, it's just a small load,

so I'm using

my handy clothesline

to save some energy.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

- Are you thinking about me?

Because I'm thinking about me.

Oh, yeah.

- I won't go home

until there's no more foam.

I won't go home

until there's no more foam.

I won't go home

until there's no more foam.

- Katie,

knock this off.

- Not until you get rid

of all the foam cups

for a greener rocque records.

- Get rid of those paper cups
- before Griffin comes back.

- Give me the sign.
- No, stop.

- Give me the sign.
- Come on.

- Ahem.

- This looks bad,

doesn't it?

- Let me make one thing clear.

I make foam cups.

I drink coffee from foam cups.

I put foam in my coffee

in foam cups.

Mmm.

- Now, I want you
- and all these paper cups gone

By the time I get back,

- or I'll deal with you like
- I deal with all of my problems,

With Abdul.

- Oooh.

- Katie's right,
- though.

These foam cups are bad.

We should get rid of them.

- I know she's right.

I... but I love foam cups.

I love them, and I'm never

getting rid of them.

Mmm, foamy.

- Ahh!

Why is there a cow

in the apartment?

- It's our
- social studies project.

- With a cow in every room,

- gas and elevator consumption
- are cut down

- By avoiding annoying trip
- to the market for milk,

Butter, and cheese.

Both: Go green.

- And what happens when bitters
- burst through the door

And sees a cow in the apartment.

- Well, we throw this giant box

over the cow

and then say,

"no cow here."

- Keep it quiet,

keep it clean,

and keep it in the apartment.

Both: Yes!

- Now,
- project poster time.

- Ooooh, hoo-hoo-hoo.

- Oh,
- and to get a week off school.

- Whoo!

- So do we go green

or go red?

Both: Go green!

- How could we lose a cow?

- I don't know.

Go that way.

- Okay, well,

the roof model's not horrible,

- and if you crunch
- some energy-saving numbers,

- We could wrap
- this whole project up

And never speak again.

- You do it.

- Okay, well, you have to
- do something on the project.

- I mean,
- miss Collins requires it.

- I don't do numbers.

- Okay, well, I mean, it's just
- a few simple equations.

- Are you calling me stupid?

- Absolutely not,

nope.

- That's what you were thinking.

- I was just thinking that
- you could use this calculator,

And I could, you know, run!

- What are you looking at?

- Jett, the whole point

of a clothesline

- is to let the sun
- dry the clothes

So we can save the palm woods

electricity.

- If you had better hair,
- you'd realize that a blow dryer

Is never a waste.

- I'm gonna ignore that,

because our green

palm woods project is done.

Now, we get a respectable c+,

and we never have to talk again.

- Ahh!

- Whoa!

- Clothes!
- Clothes everywhere!

Oof!

- Ahh!

- Think again.

Take these down

and find a better way

to save the palm woods' energy

that doesn't cause injuries.

- Yes, ma'am.

- We'll brainstorm

a few more ideas

after I have a little me time.

- Ohh, this day could not get

any worse.

Cow.

- Did I just hear a cow?

- Ohhh!
- We can do this.

- Move. Move.

Both: Moo. Moooo.

- Making cow noises is fun.

- What's behind that sheet?

Both: Not a cow.

N-n-n-no.

- Ohhhh.

- This is exciting.

- Both:
- Oh, I can't look.

- No cow.

- See, no cow.

- I was raised on a farm in
- Iowa,

And I can sense

when a cow is near.

If I find you to

anywhere near a cow,

you hockey heads will be

mooooving out.

North.

- Oh, we've got to find that cow
- before bitters does.

- Really,
- a cow for your class project?

- Hey,
- we thought of it first.

Both: Go green!

Cow, where are you?

Come here, cow.

Cow.

- Don't sip that,

unless it's in an rcm/cbt

globalnet/sanyoid foam cup.

Fix this.

- Hey.

- What did you do now?

- Yeah, I might have pushed it

this time.

- Whoa.

- Griffin told me to fix this.

- So that's what he sounds like.

Ohhh.

- And that's why...

- We have to get rid
- of these cups.

They're bad for the environment.

- Wait, you agree with Katie,

- and you're not here to cut off
- our pinkie toes?

- Yes,

but after we save the earth.

- Okay, but how do we get

Griffin to change his mind?

- By hitting him where it hurts.

Now, do any of you know someone

at a financial news network?

- I do.

What do you want?

- I was just checking
- on my project partner.

Heh-heh, wuzzup?

- I worked on the roof model.

- Whoa,

this thing is incredible.

- I don't think I could do
- much more.

- When in comes to other stuff,
- I'm pretty stupid.

- You are not stupid.

This model is amazing,

- and you picked me
- as your project partner,

Which makes you very smart.

- I just get lost
- when it comes to numbers

And letters and school.

- Ozzie,
- making kids do your homework

- And your projects for you
- is only gonna hurt you.

- No, I hurt them,

and they do it for me.

- Okay, logic,

again very smart.

But if you feel lost in class,

- we shouldn't be afraid
- to ask for help.

- Well,

maybe you could help me.

- Hey,
- what are project partners for?

Ask me any question.

Shoot.

- Did a cow just moo?

- Yeah,
- I think it did.

- I know.
- She's heavy.

- This does not surprise me.

- I sense cow,

and cow are not allowed

in my palm woods.

- Bitters is gonna be here
- in 3.2 seconds.

- It was here.

Both: Shhh.

- Don't scream.
- Don't scream.

- Lobby.

- Third floor.
- Third floor. Third floor.

- You did not see a cow.

Both: You did not see a cow.

- Did you see a cow?

- Hola.

- Where have you been?
- It's 11:00.

- We were supposed to start
- at 9:00,

And our project is due tomorrow.

- I was showering.

- For two hours?

That's a huge waste of water.

- Not on me it's not.

- We have no project.

As much as it pains me,

- neither of us are leaving
- each other's sights

- Until we make
- the palm woods greener

And you are out of my life.

- Fine by me.

Yeah.

Ahhh.

Let me just get into

a project state of mind.

- By turning on all the lights
- and electronics

In the apartment?

- You man by
- properly lighting myself

- While I listen to classic music
- and check my stocks?

- And making big financial news
- this week

Is 11-year-old Katie knight.

- Is that my sister?

- The sweet and green preteen

is taking on corporate giant

rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid

and doing it well.

- Ceo Arthur Griffin

refusing to manufacture

environmentally friendly

and recyclable paper cups

instead of harmful foam cups,

because he clearly hates

the earth,

and that makes me... Sad.

- The sad and big-eyed activist

sent wall street's emotions high

sending rcm stock to a week-low

losing 6% of its value.

- Argh.

- You know,
- if that was a paper cup,

We could recycle it.

- I am not going green.

♪ And nothing's gonna get

in the way ♪

♪ we're halfway there

and looking back now ♪

♪ I never thought

that I'd ever say ♪

- We could cut energy usage
- in half

By evicting all

of the unattractive people.

- No, no, no.

- ♪ How you ever gonna reach

the stars ♪

♪ if you never get off

the ground ♪

- How'd she get out?

- I don't know.

Ahhh!

- ♪ If you let life

knock you down ♪

♪ and nothing's gonna get

in the way ♪

♪ we're halfway there

and looking back now ♪

♪ I never thought

that I'd ever say ♪

- Hurry, hurry.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

- Aha.

I knew it.

There are no cows allowed

in my palm woods.

- Well,
- we're not in your palm woods.

- And our green project is due

at the end of the day.

- So we'll just get miss Collins

to come out here

and grade our cow.

- What cow?

Both: Ahh!

- How does she keep doing that?

- Find her!
- Ahh!

- It's no use.

We're not gonna be done by 3:00.

- You should just finish
- the whole thing

And don't put my name on it.

- No,
- I'm not gonna do that.

- And sometimes
- if students struggle

With tests and projects,

- it's okay to ask the teacher
- for some extra time.

- You mean hand things in late.

- No,

extra time.

- You guys won't be eligible
- for the week off,

But you'll still be graded

just the same as everyone else.

- I'm cool with that.

- Me too, partner.

Walnut?

- I'm good.

Ooh.

- And with rcm stock

still falling,

- everyone is wondering
- what ceo Arthur Griffin will do

To stop the bleeding.

- Arrgh.

Okay, okay, okay, you win.

Rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid

will switch

- to manufacturing
- recyclable paper cups...

Whoo!

- On one condition.

You let me borrow those eyes.

- I think rcm's change

to all paper products

- is not only good
- for the environment

But shows a flexibility

to adjust to the green economy,

and that makes kids like me

very happy.

- And stockholders
- can be very happy too

As rcm stock soared

to a yearly high today

causing ceo's nationwide

to hire tiny girl publicists.

And in an unrelated story,

two teenage boys in pajamas

are disrupting traffic downtown

in pursuit of a cow.

- Come on. Come on.
- Come on. Come on.

- We got to get her back to the
- palm woods school in one hour...

- Or we're not gonna win

the week off school.

- Come on.
- Come on.,

- Jett, our project is due

in one hour,

and you've done nothing

but be completely wasteful

and goof off.

- Goof off?

Look.

I'm a life-size doll of myself.

And I come with a tennis racket.

- I think I know how to make
- the palm woods greener.

- Clothesline?

- Kendall, you and I tried
- that already, and we failed.

- That's not what

I'm using it for.

- Okay, class, we've got

some great projects here

and more to come.

- Camille and Jennifer's
- bike share program

Will save the palm woods

300 gallons of gas per year.

- The jennifers'
- new recycling stations

Will allow 3,000 pounds

of metal and plastic

- to be reused
- rather than thrown away.

And Carlos and James...

- Come on, cow.
- Come on, cow.

- Oh, yeah.

- A cow...

- In every room.

Both: Go green!

- Absolutely not.

Both: Darn it.

- But making the biggest
- environmental impact

At palm woods school is...

Kendall and Jett.

- By keeping Jett tied up

and away from excessive

electronic and water usage,

their "don't be a Jett" project

immediately cut the palm woods'

power usage by 22%

and will save 440,000 gallons

of water per year.

- Mm?

- Which means

Kendall and Jett win.

- Oh, yes.

- Mm?

- I get a whole week off

from school.

- Oh, no, not just a week off,

a week at the capitol,

- where you two get to share your
- green idea with the governor

And other school winners.

- Say what?

- You know,
- when you think about it,

The whole thing was my idea,

- so I should talk
- to the governor,

And stand behind me

for the photo ops.

- You know,
- I think this is the beginning

Of a beautiful friendship.

- Uh, help.

- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪

- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪

- ♪ make it work,

get it right ♪

♪ Go and make your luck

with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,

lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got

so you gotta live it big time ♪