Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 18 - Big Time Moms - full transcript

Happy mother's day!

Here's your gift.

Are you surprised?

Yes, because mother's day isn't

until tomorrow.

Yes.
Well there's 2 for 1 special.

Smart shopping.
Isn't it great.

I was really just hoping
for some peace and quiet.

You don't like your present?

No, I... I love it.

Yeah!



She loves it!

Mom, you spread fun wherever you go.

James.

Mom?

♪ make it count, play it straight ♪

♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪

♪ where you go big time ♪

♪ what you know, what you feel ♪

♪ never quitin', make it real ♪

♪ when you're going big time ♪

♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪

♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪

♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
- ♪ hey, hey ♪



♪ go and shake it up ♪

♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪

♪ go and make your luck ♪

♪ with the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪

♪ big time ♪

Mom.

What are you doing here?

I came for my mother's day present.

But I mailed it three days ago.

Slippers, and massage your feet

when you walk.

Wrong, my gift is you coming back with me

to be the face and future

CEO of brook diamond cosmetics.

He's frozen with excitement.

Did you say you were taking him home.

To Minnesota?
- Tonight.

I'll go pack his things.

James, wake up.

James.

What's the scam?

Why do you assume everything is a scam?

Hello.

I'm here to see my son, Dr. Bitters.

Here you go young man.

Wow.

What an amazing veterinarian you are.

And thanks for saving my cat...
- Rabbit.

My rabbit's life.

Mom.

I can't believe I'm in California.

I've got a busy day being a veterinarian.

But I've cleared my entire
lunch hour just for you.

It's a date.

Allow me to show you to your room.

Thank you dear.

Right this way.

Your mom always wanted you to
be a veterinarian

but you flunked out of school
and never told her.

No. You quit school to
follow a girl out here

You spent your entire college fund

supporting her acting career. She dump you when you ran out of money
and you took a job here.

That's the one.

You're never going to
pull this off you know.

I'm aware of that.

Hey, baby sister.

It's for this occasions

I've kept such a great
friendship with heavy metal's

top mom Lita Ford.

Huge fan. Awsome.
- Thanks a lot, Lita.

*** Guys, anytime.

Okay, what's going on?

My mom, my mom is... my mom

His mom is taking him back to Minnesota

to groom him to take over
the cosmetics business.

His mother owns a cosmetics business?

She's considered the estee

lauder of the midwest.

She's part powerful, part
beautiful and all terrifying.

Well James is a part of big time rush.

So you go back to the palm woods,

and just tell her no.

No?

You don't tell my mom no.

You just don't do it.

Her?
You're not going to the prom with her.

Hey Mrs. Diamond.
Me, Carlos, Hortense

we're here to see James.

I don't like the name Hortense.

Call him Logan from now on.

Snow boarding lessons are too dangers.
You will all take ballet lessons instead.

She was right about my name.

Luckily I am not a wimp like you dogs.

So I'll tell James' mom you are
not leaving L.A.

or big time rush.

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm telling you.

My new raw vitalizer virtually
eliminates wrinkles.

Really? Look, I am fine.
- Jan you and I both know

nobody says no to me.

Try some.

The burning means it's working.

Oh no, she got my mum.
- She is so taking me home.

Your mommy is not taking you
anywhere because I am the big daddy,

and I have James' contract.

Which she signed.

Mrs. Diamond.

I need to speak with you.

Behind closed doors.

So nice knowing you, James.

Sir I will have my janitor to

fix that clog right now.

Thank you.

Sweetheart I'm a little

worried because there are no **
patients in your waiting room.

Is there something
you're not telling me?

That's because Dr. Bitters

had to clear his entire schedule

to do emergency surgery on my cat.

Is he okay, doctor.

Yeah.

It was serious but through my

amazing cat heart transplant technique

I was able to save him.

Oh I'm so proud of my son and

I can't wait to have lunch with him.

Mama.

You're welcome, by the way.

And your mom is really sweet.

Which is why I can't crush

her dream of me being a vet

instead of a
temporary resident hotel manager.

You're a viking.

You're a vet again.

There you go.

All moms really want is for

their kids to be happy right.

Right.

So all we have to do is proof to my mom

how happy I am being in big time rush.

How do we do that
- By giving her the greatest

mother's day gift of all.

A bounce house.
- Peace and quiet.

A song.

Not just any song, the mom song.

Oooo!

Yes.

I'll write an amazing mother's day song.

James' mom will fall in love with the song.

She'll cry, realize she's being selfish

and that James belongs in BTR,

and not a family
cauosmetics company.

The song starts slow on the piano.

♪ Mom there's a song that's just for you ♪

♪ A card that says thanks
for all that you do ♪

♪ you know you're so special in so many ways ♪

♪ now that your here we'd just like to say ♪

♪ thank you for all of the
love that you give me ♪

♪ it stays inside & forever lives with me ♪

♪ thank you mom for the
little things that you do ♪

♪ You wipe our nose & bleach
all of our white clothes ♪

♪ thank you for all of the hugs and kisses ♪

♪ your better than a fairy at granting wishes ♪

♪ like making soup just appear
& oatmeal cookies too ♪

♪ you have the power to make us take a shower ♪

♪ so don't forget your mom on a special day ♪

♪ pick her up some flowers put your toys away ♪

♪ make her a card or make her a scarf ♪

♪ she wipes off our tears
& cleans up our barf ♪

♪ thank you for all of the love you give me ♪

♪ it stays inside & forever lives with me ♪

♪ and thanks again for the
little things that you do ♪

♪ you sew our buttons &
toast us english muffins ♪

♪ you know just what to say to
me to make nightmares go away ♪

♪ a personal physician or
fixing up prescriptions ♪

♪ you love us when we are wrong that's
why we sing you a loving mom song. ♪

That was the greatest
mother's day gift I ever got.

So you'll let me stay?
- No.

But you are crying.

I had ** Brooke Diamond vitalizing
eye cream before I came here today.

The burning means it's working.

Go get your things.

Our flight leaves at 5:00.

Well, I have a mother's
day surprise for you.

I've cleared my schedule.

No pets, just my mom.

And I have a surprise for you.

I noticed you didn't have many patients

so I bought you a bench

to make your business thrive.

A bench. You mean like a bus bench with ads?
-You are sitting on one.

Actually I bought you 20 benchs,

and a billboard on the sunset.

What?

Dude, you are toast.

We! We are toast

because you're going to
help me cure all these animals.

No, I'm not.

I'll give you 500 bucks.

Let's do this.

My son's lucky comb and

toothbrush are now packed and

ready to go in his suitcase.

Sorry guys.
- Help us.

I can't go up against Brooke.
She scares me.

But James can.

No James can't

James, there comes a time
when every child

has to stand up to their mom

and your time is now.

If you are passionate about
staying in this band

your mom will see it in your eyes

and do what's best for you, not her.

It's what moms do.

She's right.

Moms know best.

You have the power to tell your mom no.

I can do this.

Yes.
- Yes, James. Go for it.

Btr means way more to me than cosmetics.

I'm going to tell my mom no.

You got it.

Yeah, whoo!

It's been fun.

Now off to Minnesota.

We need a plan.

Run.

We need to find a better plan than run.

Get the door. Got it.

Hey guys, don't wait for the shuttle.
That's useless.

Right this way.

We're the Diamonds,

and our flight got canceled.

Take extra care of the Diamonds,

****

and they're late for their flight.
So...

punch it.

Whoa!

We tried to stop them but

they just took your limo.

The nerve of some people.

I guess that means you're going

to miss your flight.

Oh darn it.

It's nice to see L.A. hasn't

changed you boys.

But I haven't changed either,
and I always get what I want.

Sarah, get me and my son on the
first flight to Minnesota tomorrow.

And gets him 10 business suits, 20 power ties,
and a pair ofsize 11 tasselled loafers.

He's frozen again.

Be darlings, and unfreeze him for me.

Thank you.

Oh, James.... Come on...

Thank you, bye-bye.
So your lizard won't eat.

Mature lizards stop eating
live food and go vegetarian.

Just feed him let us from now on
and he should be fine.

And what seems to be wrong with

your Guinea pig?

He's so sad.

Guinea pigs are much happier
with cage mates.

But don't put two males
together or they'll eat each other's faces off.

Head down to the pet store ASAP

and get your Romeo here a Juliet.

And what seems to be this
little fellow's problem.

It has an arrow through its butt.

Tell her to go straight to

the emergency animal hospital on third.

Take him to emergency animal hospital on third.
He should be okay.

Thank you doctor.

You might want to hurry.

Oh the suprise make me so tired.

I need to take a nap.

Doctor.

All of the animals are fixed

and you mom is happy

and my plan worked perfectly.
I am amazing.

And I got all of the bench
banners from around town.

Plus I deface your billboards.
No one should be calling

Dr. Bitters any more.

That'll be 500 bucks please.

Actually there's one more thing.

My mom expects to meet my
wife and son tomorrow.

Gustavo when I said anytime
I didn't really mean it.

James.
James.

It's no use.

She's the most powerful
mom in the universe.

Why can't your dad just take
to her and leting you stay?

They don't talk any more
since the divorce.

And since dad remarried a woman
that's fifteen years younger.

Well I don't blame her.

You mean no one has ever
defeated your mother ever.

There was this one time

my mom didn't get her way.

But my dad and I were told

never to speak about it. Ever...

But what was it if tell us...

We don't want lose you James.

We've got to save it for the grave.

We have to save the band.

Come on.

It was a peewee hockey party.

My mom ordered ****
But other moms wants ***

Oh, that was the best party ever.

Kendall's, Logan's and
Carlos's moms came over

There were yelling and tears.

My dad hid behind the plant screen.

I had never seen my mom so angry.

But the other moms held their ground.

That makes prefect sense.

You can't defeat your mom one on one.

You have to fight mom with moms.

Kelly, get my frequent flyer miles

and get the other moms
here by the morning.

This is going to be a mother's
day we will never forget.

Happy mother's day.

Do I get some peace and quiet
and my bedroom back.

Close. We're going to the airport.

This is happy *** ...

Sorry. We didn't invite you
to the wedding

but I come from a long
line of enter lopers.

***
- ***. Year, ****.

And where did you two meet again?

A swamp.

What she meant to say we met at a wedding,

and her mom introduced us

and it was love at first sight.

Thank godness for moms.

Where would the world be

without the love, compassion and strength.

Sofia? Joanna what are you doing here.

What are you doing here?

Breaking up big time rush from
what I understand.

James is coming home with me

to learn about the family business.
And that is final.

And it's not fair.

This band and this friendship

mean the world to these boys,

and we all agreed to let the boys

move out here, stay with Joanna be in
this band, you can't just unagree.

Nobody is going to take
my son away from me.

He is my boy and I never see him anymore.

He is coming home.

What is going on?

What happened?

She misses you.

That's what happened.

She doesn't want James to run the company.

She just wants him home.

So what do we do now?

Maybe a super moms could

re-team up and help in a nicer way.

But first give mama a kiss.

Me too?

Mom.

Kiss your mother, Hortense.

Love you.
- Love you too.

This must be the best

mother's day brunch ever.

Now let's get grandma all packed

up and off to the airport.

Gauche darn Paul.

All good things must come to an end.

*** buliding manager you are.

You said yesterday you'll gotta
send someone to fix my clog.

But you didn't.

And the janitor is sitting
doing nothing in a dress?

I'm moving out.

Oh, so close.

Building manager? Janitor?

What's going on here, Reginald.

Mom I can explain everything.

Oh no need.

I think I understand exactly

what's going on.

You two are really undercover

CIA agents and he is the chief.

And you couldn't tell me all these years.

I could have been killed.

Yep.

Sorry mom, I have to leave.

We're off to Bangkok to fight

evil and save the world.

I'm so proud of you.

Move out.

Brooke, before you take James
to the airport,

just hear us out.

My mom hooked up the entire

apartment with a t1 line, and

set up all of the computers with face talk.

And I can setup on your phones.

So you can see your sons anytime you want.

My mom the real estate super agent

found a spot for you to

open a west coast office.

It's a total write-off.

But more importantly it gives

you an excuse to visit James
at least once a month.

And I've learned enough about
being a stage mom to know that

Gustavo will book more BTR dates

in the midwest.

So you can see James and us sing even more.

I did love hear you boys sing.

What? I was not being
told to book more dates.

What?

Can we please book a date for

the boys in Minnesota as soon as possible.

Thank you.
- Got it.

So you don't want to come back
to the Minnesota

to work for the company?

No.

Well, my son is happy

and I can see him whenever I want.

This is the best mother's day present ever.

Long story.

This is a great mother's day.

And only one thing could make it better.

We know.

We know.

Peace and quiet.

Too quiet.

I like our crazy boys.

Yeah, let's make some noise.

Wooh woohoo!

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