Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 17 - Green Time Rush - full transcript
Class project: Break off into pairs and make the Palm Woods more environmentally friendly. The reward: a week off from school. Everyone immediately wants Logan as their lab partner, including a thug named Ozzie. James pairs off with Carlos, laying high expectations on a cow. With everyone else taken, Kendall gets stuck with his rival.
All: Happy mother's day!
- Here's your gift.
- Are you surprised?
- Yes, because mother's day
isn't till tomorrow.
- Yeah, well, there was
- a two-day-for-one special.
- Smart shopping,
isn't it great?
- Whoo-hoo!
- Wah-ha!
- I was really just hoping
for some peace and quiet.
- You don't like your present?
- No, I...
- I love it.
- Yeah!
- Come on!
- She loves it.
Yeah!
- Mom, you spread fun
wherever you go.
- James.
- Mom?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mom.
- What are you doing here?
- I came for my
mother's day present.
- But I mailed it
three days ago.
- It's slippers
- that massage your feet
When you walk.
All: Ooh.
- Wrong!
- My gift is you
- coming back with me
To be the face and future c.E.O.
Of Brooke diamond cosmetics.
Mwah!
Oh.
He's frozen with excitement.
- Did you say
- you were taking him home?
Both: To Minnesota?
- Tonight.
I'll go pack his things.
- James?
- Wake up, buddy.
- James!
- What's the scam?
- Why do you assume
everything is a scam?
- Hello.
I'm here to see my son,
Dr. Bitters.
- Here you go, young man.
Wow.
What an amazing
veterinarian you are.
And thanks for saving my cat's...
- Rabbit.
- My rabbit's life.
- Mom!
- I can't believe
I'm in California.
- Now, I've got a busy day
being a veterinarian.
- But I've cleared my entire
- lunch hour just for you.
- It's a date.
- Allow me to show you
to your room.
- Oh, thank you, dear.
- Right this way.
- Your mom always wanted you
- to be a veterinarian,
- But you flunked out of school
- and never told her?
- No.
- You quit school
- to follow a girl out here,
- You spent
- your entire college fund
Supporting her acting career,
- she dumped you
- when you ran out of money,
And you took a job here.
- That's the one.
- You're never gonna
- pull this off, you know?
- I'm aware of that.
- Hey, baby sister.
- It's for these occasions
- I've kept
- such a great friendship
With heavy metal's top mom,
lita Ford.
- Huge fan!
- You're awesome!
- Thanks a lot, lita!
- Any time, guys.
- Any time.
- Okay, buddy.
- You okay?
- Come on.
- Okay, what's going on?
- My mom...
My mom is...
My mom...
- Okay, his mom's taking him
- back to Minnesota
- To groom him to take over
- the family cosmetics business.
- His mom owns
- a cosmetics business?
- She is considered
the este lauder of the midwest.
- She's part powerful,
part beautiful...
And all terrifying.
- Well, James is a part
of big time rush.
So you go back to the palm woods
and just tell her no.
- No?
You don't tell my mom no.
- You just don't do it.
- Her?
- Oh, you're not going
- to the prom with her.
- Hey, Mrs. Diamond.
- Me, Carlos, and hortense
- are here to see James.
- I don't like
the name hortense.
Call him Logan from now on.
- Snowboarding lessons
- are too dangerous.
- You will all
- take ballet lessons instead.
- All right.
- I mean, I've always wanted
- to pirouette.
Well, she was right
about my name.
- Luckily, I am not a wimp
like you dogs.
So I'll tell James' mom
that you are not leaving L.A.
Or big time rush.
- Oh, wait.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- I'm telling you,
my new revitalizer
virtually eliminates wrinkles.
- Really, Brooke, I'm fine.
- Jen,
you and I both know,
nobody says no to me.
Try some.
- The burning
- means it's working.
- My face!
- Oh, no, she got my mom!
- She's so taking me home.
- Your mommy
is not taking you anywhere,
because I am the big daddy,
and I have James' contract,
which she signed.
Mrs. Diamond,
I need to speak with you
behind closed doors.
Pop!
- It's been nice
- knowing you, James.
- Sir, I will have my janitor up
to fix that clog right now.
- Thank you.
- Sweetheart,
- I'm a little worried
Because there are no furry
patients in your waiting room.
Is there something
you're not telling me?
- Uh...
Ah...
- That's because Dr. Bitters
- had to clear
- his entire schedule
- To do emergency surgery
- on my cat.
Is he okay, doctor?
It was serious,
but through my amazing
cat heart transplant technique,
I was able to save him.
- Oh, I am so proud of my son,
and I can't wait
to have lunch with him.
- Mama.
You're welcome, by the way.
And your mom is really sweet.
- Which is why I can't crush
- her dream of me being a vet
- Instead of a temporary residence
- hotel manager.
- You're a viking.
You're a vet again.
- Agh!
- There you go.
- All moms really want
- is for their kids to be happy,
- right?
- Right, so all we have to do
is prove to my mom
how happy I am
being in big time rush.
- And how do we do that?
- By giving her the greatest
- mother's day gift of all.
- A bounce house?
- Peace and quiet.
- A song.
But not just any song.
The mom song.
All: Ooh!
- Yes.
I'll write an amazing
mother's day song.
James' mom will fall in love
with the song.
- She'll cry,
- realize she's being selfish
And that James belongs in btr
- and not
- the family cosmetics company.
- The song starts slow,
on the piano.
- ♪ Mom, here's a song
that's just for you ♪
- ♪ a card that says thanks
for all that you do ♪
- ♪ you know you're so special
in so many ways ♪
- ♪ and now that you're here,
we'd just like to say... ♪
- ♪ Thank you for all
of the love you give me ♪
- ♪ it stays inside
and forever lives with me ♪
All:
♪ For the little things
that you do ♪
- ♪ you wipe my nose and bleach
all of my white clothes ♪
- ♪ thank you
for all of the hugs and kisses ♪
♪ you're better than a fairy
at granting wishes ♪
- ♪ like making soup just appear
and oatmeal cookies too ♪
- ♪ you have the power
to make us take a shower ♪
- ♪ so don't forget your mom
on her special day ♪
- ♪ pick her up some flowers,
put your toys away ♪
- ♪ and make her a card
or knit her a scarf ♪
- ♪ and cleans up
our barf ♪
- ♪ thank you for all
of the love you give me ♪
- ♪ it stays inside
and forever lives with me ♪
♪ for the little things
that you do ♪
- ♪ you sew our buttons
- and toast us English muffins ♪
♪ You know just what to say
to make nightmares go away ♪
- ♪ a personal physician
- who picks up our prescriptions ♪
- ♪ and you love us
- when we're wrong ♪
♪ That's why we sing
the "we love you, mom" song ♪
- That was the greatest mother's
- day gift I've ever gotten.
- So you'll let me stay?
No.
- But you're crying.
- Oh.
- I applied Brooke diamond
- revitalizing eye cream
Before I came here today.
The burning means it's working.
Go get your things.
Our flight leaves at 5:00.
- Well, I have a mother's day
- surprise for you.
I've cleared my schedule.
- No pets.
- Just my mom.
- And I have a surprise for you.
- I noticed you didn't have
- many patients,
So I bought you a bench
to make your business thrive.
- A bench?
- You mean, like,
- a bunch bus with ads.
- You're sitting on one.
- Actually,
- I bought you 20 benches
And a billboard on sunset.
- What?
- Dude, you are toast.
- We.
We are toast,
- because you're gonna help me
- cure all these animals.
- No, I'm not.
- I'll give you 500 bucks.
- Let's do this.
- My son's lucky comb
and toothbrush
are now packed
and ready to go in his suitcase.
- I'm sorry, guys.
All: Help us!
- I can't go up against Brooke.
She scares me.
But James can.
- No, James can't.
- James, there comes a time
- when every child
- has to stand up to their mom,
And your time is now.
If you are passionate
about staying in this band,
- your mom
- will see it in your eyes
And do what's best for you,
not her.
It's what moms do.
- She's right.
- Moms know best.
- You have the power
to tell your mom no.
- Whoo.
I can do this.
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes, James!
- Go for it, James!
- Btr means way more to me
than cosmetics.
I'm gonna tell my mom no.
- Yeah!
- You got it.
- You got it, James.
- Whoo!
Oh.
- Well, it's been fun.
Now I'm off to Minnesota.
Heh.
We need a plan.
- Run.
- We need to find
a better plan than "run."
- Get the door.
- Got it.
- Hey, guys, don't wait
- for the shuttle.
That's useless.
- Right this way.
- We're the diamonds.
Our flight got cancelled.
- Okay.
- Take extra care
- of the diamonds.
They're selective mutes,
- and they're late
- for their flight, so punch it.
- Yeah!
All: Oh!
- We tried to stop them,
- but they just took your limo.
- Yeah, the nerve
of some people.
- Guess that means
- you're gonna miss your flight.
- Oh, darn it.
- Grrr!
- Ugh!
- It's nice to see L.A.
Hasn't changed you boys.
But I haven't changed either,
and I always get what I want.
Sarah, get me and my son
on the first flight
to Minnesota tomorrow.
And get him 10 business suits,
20 power ties,
and a pair
of size 11 tasseled loafers.
- Ugh!
He's frozen again.
- Be darlings
- and unfreeze him for me.
Thank you.
- James, come on.
- Okay, come on.
- Okay, bye-bye.
So your lizard won't eat.
- Mature lizards
- stop eating live food
And go vegetarian.
- Just feed him lettuce
- from now on,
And he should be fine.
And what seems to be wrong
with your Guinea pig?
- He's so sad.
- Guinea pigs are much happier
- with cage mates,
- But don't put
- two males together,
- Or they'll eat
- each other's faces off.
- Head down
to the pet store asap
and get your Romeo here
a Juliet.
Okay.
And what seems to be
this little fellas problem?
- It has an arrow
through its butt.
Tell her to go straight
- to the emergency
- animal hospital on third.
- Take him to the emergency
- animal hospital on third.
- He should be okay.
- Thank you, doctor.
- You might want to hurry.
- All this pride
is making me so tired,
I need to take a nap, doctor.
- Boo-ya!
- All the animals are fixed,
- your mom is happy,
And my plan worked perfectly.
I'm amazing.
- And I got all the bench banners
- from around town.
Plus, I defaced your billboard.
So nobody should be calling
Dr. Bitters anymore.
- That'll be 500 bucks, please.
- Actually,
- there's one more thing.
My mom expects to meet
my wife and son tomorrow.
- Gustavo,
- when I said "any time,"
I didn't really mean it.
- Ah-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh.
- Oh!
- Whoa.
- Yes!
James? James.
- It's no use.
- She's the most powerful mom
- in the universe.
- Why can't your dad just
- talk her into letting you stay?
- They don't talk anymore
- since the divorce
And since dad remarried
a woman 15 years younger.
- Well, I don't blame her!
- You mean no one
- has ever defeated your mother,
Ever?
- Well, there was this one time
- my mom didn't get her way.
- But dad and I were told
- never to speak about it.
Ever.
- Well, what was it?
You have to tell us.
- We don't want to lose you,
- James!
- We promised
- to save it for the grave.
- We have to save the band.
Both: Come on!
- It was
- the peewee hockey party.
My mom ordered Sushi platters
and reserved a string quartet.
But other moms wanted beans,
weenies, and a bounce house.
- Oh!
- That was the best party ever.
- Kendall's, Logan's,
- and Carlos' moms came over.
There was yelling and tears.
- My dad hid
- behind the flat screen.
I've never seen mom so angry.
- But the other moms
- held their ground.
- That makes perfect sense.
- You can't defeat your mom
- one-on-one.
You have to fight mom
with moms.
- Kelly,
- get my frequent flier miles
- And get the other moms here
- by the morning.
- This is gonna be a mother's day
- we will never forget.
All: Happy mother's day!
- Do I get some peace and quiet
- and my bedroom back?
- Close.
All: We're going to the airport.
- This is not peaceful
or quiet!
- Uh, sorry we didn't invite you
- to the wedding,
- But I come from a long line
- of interlopers.
- Elopers.
- Uh, elopers.
- Yep, elopers.
- And where
- did you two meet, again?
- Uh...
A swamp.
- What she meant to say was,
we met at a wedding.
And her mom introduced us,
and it was love at first sight.
- Thank goodness for moms.
Where would the world be
without their love,
compassion, and strength?
- Oh.
- Sylvia, Joanna?
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
- Breaking up big time rush,
- from what I understand.
- James is coming home with me
- to learn
- about the family business,
And that is final.
- And it's not fair.
This band and this friendship
mean the world to these boys.
- And we all agreed
- to let the boys move out here,
- Stay with Jen,
- and be in this band.
And you can just UN-agree.
- Nobody is going to take my son
- away from me.
He is my boy,
and I never see him anymore.
He is coming home.
- What is going on?
- What did she say?
- What happened?
- She misses you.
That's what happened.
- She doesn't want James
to run the company.
She just wants him home.
- So what do we do now?
- Maybe the super moms
could re-team up
and help in a nicer way.
- But first give mama a kiss.
- Me too.
Mom.
- Kiss your mother,
- hortense!
- Love you.
- Love you too.
- This must be the best
mother's day brunch ever.
- Now let's get grandma
all packed up
and off to the airport.
- Gosh darn it, pa.
- Well, all good things
must come to an end.
- Some building manager you are.
- You said yesterday
- you were gonna send someone
- to fix my clog.
- But you didn't.
- And the janitor is sitting,
- doing nothing?
In a dress?
I'm moving out.
- Oh, so close.
- Building manager?
Janitor?
- What's going on here,
- Reginald?
- Mom, I can explain
- everything.
- Oh, no need.
I think I understand
exactly what's going on.
You two are really
undercover c.I.A. Agents,
and he is the chief.
And you couldn't tell me
all these years,
or I could have been killed.
All: Yup.
- Sorry, mom.
I have to leave.
We're off to Bangkok
to fight evil
and save the world.
- I'm so proud of you.
- Move out.
- Brooke, before you take James
to the airport,
just hear us out.
- My mom hooked up the entire
apartment with a t-1 line
and set up all the computers
with face talk.
- And I can set it up
on your phone
so you can see your son
anytime you want.
- My mom,
- the real estate super agent,
Found a spot for you to open
a west coast office.
- It's a total write-off,
- but more importantly,
- It gives you an excuse
- to visit James
At least once a month.
- And I've learned enough
about being a stage mom
to know that Gustavo will book
more btr dates in the midwest.
- So you can see James and us
sing even more.
- Well, I did love
- hearing you boys sing.
- What?
- I will not be told
- to book more dates.
All: What?
- Uh, Kelly, please,
uh, book a date
- for the boys in Minnesota
- as soon as possible.
- Thank you.
- Got it.
- So you don't want
- to come back to Minnesota
To work for the company?
- No.
- Well, my son is happy.
I can see him whenever I want.
- This is the best
- mother's day present ever.
- Long story.
- Yes!
- This is a great mother's day.
And only one thing
could make it better.
- We know. We know.
All: Peace and quiet.
All: Too quiet.
- I like our crazy boys.
- Yeah, let's make some noise!
All: Whoo!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪
- Here's your gift.
- Are you surprised?
- Yes, because mother's day
isn't till tomorrow.
- Yeah, well, there was
- a two-day-for-one special.
- Smart shopping,
isn't it great?
- Whoo-hoo!
- Wah-ha!
- I was really just hoping
for some peace and quiet.
- You don't like your present?
- No, I...
- I love it.
- Yeah!
- Come on!
- She loves it.
Yeah!
- Mom, you spread fun
wherever you go.
- James.
- Mom?
- ♪ Make it count,
- play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- Mom.
- What are you doing here?
- I came for my
mother's day present.
- But I mailed it
three days ago.
- It's slippers
- that massage your feet
When you walk.
All: Ooh.
- Wrong!
- My gift is you
- coming back with me
To be the face and future c.E.O.
Of Brooke diamond cosmetics.
Mwah!
Oh.
He's frozen with excitement.
- Did you say
- you were taking him home?
Both: To Minnesota?
- Tonight.
I'll go pack his things.
- James?
- Wake up, buddy.
- James!
- What's the scam?
- Why do you assume
everything is a scam?
- Hello.
I'm here to see my son,
Dr. Bitters.
- Here you go, young man.
Wow.
What an amazing
veterinarian you are.
And thanks for saving my cat's...
- Rabbit.
- My rabbit's life.
- Mom!
- I can't believe
I'm in California.
- Now, I've got a busy day
being a veterinarian.
- But I've cleared my entire
- lunch hour just for you.
- It's a date.
- Allow me to show you
to your room.
- Oh, thank you, dear.
- Right this way.
- Your mom always wanted you
- to be a veterinarian,
- But you flunked out of school
- and never told her?
- No.
- You quit school
- to follow a girl out here,
- You spent
- your entire college fund
Supporting her acting career,
- she dumped you
- when you ran out of money,
And you took a job here.
- That's the one.
- You're never gonna
- pull this off, you know?
- I'm aware of that.
- Hey, baby sister.
- It's for these occasions
- I've kept
- such a great friendship
With heavy metal's top mom,
lita Ford.
- Huge fan!
- You're awesome!
- Thanks a lot, lita!
- Any time, guys.
- Any time.
- Okay, buddy.
- You okay?
- Come on.
- Okay, what's going on?
- My mom...
My mom is...
My mom...
- Okay, his mom's taking him
- back to Minnesota
- To groom him to take over
- the family cosmetics business.
- His mom owns
- a cosmetics business?
- She is considered
the este lauder of the midwest.
- She's part powerful,
part beautiful...
And all terrifying.
- Well, James is a part
of big time rush.
So you go back to the palm woods
and just tell her no.
- No?
You don't tell my mom no.
- You just don't do it.
- Her?
- Oh, you're not going
- to the prom with her.
- Hey, Mrs. Diamond.
- Me, Carlos, and hortense
- are here to see James.
- I don't like
the name hortense.
Call him Logan from now on.
- Snowboarding lessons
- are too dangerous.
- You will all
- take ballet lessons instead.
- All right.
- I mean, I've always wanted
- to pirouette.
Well, she was right
about my name.
- Luckily, I am not a wimp
like you dogs.
So I'll tell James' mom
that you are not leaving L.A.
Or big time rush.
- Oh, wait.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- I'm telling you,
my new revitalizer
virtually eliminates wrinkles.
- Really, Brooke, I'm fine.
- Jen,
you and I both know,
nobody says no to me.
Try some.
- The burning
- means it's working.
- My face!
- Oh, no, she got my mom!
- She's so taking me home.
- Your mommy
is not taking you anywhere,
because I am the big daddy,
and I have James' contract,
which she signed.
Mrs. Diamond,
I need to speak with you
behind closed doors.
Pop!
- It's been nice
- knowing you, James.
- Sir, I will have my janitor up
to fix that clog right now.
- Thank you.
- Sweetheart,
- I'm a little worried
Because there are no furry
patients in your waiting room.
Is there something
you're not telling me?
- Uh...
Ah...
- That's because Dr. Bitters
- had to clear
- his entire schedule
- To do emergency surgery
- on my cat.
Is he okay, doctor?
It was serious,
but through my amazing
cat heart transplant technique,
I was able to save him.
- Oh, I am so proud of my son,
and I can't wait
to have lunch with him.
- Mama.
You're welcome, by the way.
And your mom is really sweet.
- Which is why I can't crush
- her dream of me being a vet
- Instead of a temporary residence
- hotel manager.
- You're a viking.
You're a vet again.
- Agh!
- There you go.
- All moms really want
- is for their kids to be happy,
- right?
- Right, so all we have to do
is prove to my mom
how happy I am
being in big time rush.
- And how do we do that?
- By giving her the greatest
- mother's day gift of all.
- A bounce house?
- Peace and quiet.
- A song.
But not just any song.
The mom song.
All: Ooh!
- Yes.
I'll write an amazing
mother's day song.
James' mom will fall in love
with the song.
- She'll cry,
- realize she's being selfish
And that James belongs in btr
- and not
- the family cosmetics company.
- The song starts slow,
on the piano.
- ♪ Mom, here's a song
that's just for you ♪
- ♪ a card that says thanks
for all that you do ♪
- ♪ you know you're so special
in so many ways ♪
- ♪ and now that you're here,
we'd just like to say... ♪
- ♪ Thank you for all
of the love you give me ♪
- ♪ it stays inside
and forever lives with me ♪
All:
♪ For the little things
that you do ♪
- ♪ you wipe my nose and bleach
all of my white clothes ♪
- ♪ thank you
for all of the hugs and kisses ♪
♪ you're better than a fairy
at granting wishes ♪
- ♪ like making soup just appear
and oatmeal cookies too ♪
- ♪ you have the power
to make us take a shower ♪
- ♪ so don't forget your mom
on her special day ♪
- ♪ pick her up some flowers,
put your toys away ♪
- ♪ and make her a card
or knit her a scarf ♪
- ♪ and cleans up
our barf ♪
- ♪ thank you for all
of the love you give me ♪
- ♪ it stays inside
and forever lives with me ♪
♪ for the little things
that you do ♪
- ♪ you sew our buttons
- and toast us English muffins ♪
♪ You know just what to say
to make nightmares go away ♪
- ♪ a personal physician
- who picks up our prescriptions ♪
- ♪ and you love us
- when we're wrong ♪
♪ That's why we sing
the "we love you, mom" song ♪
- That was the greatest mother's
- day gift I've ever gotten.
- So you'll let me stay?
No.
- But you're crying.
- Oh.
- I applied Brooke diamond
- revitalizing eye cream
Before I came here today.
The burning means it's working.
Go get your things.
Our flight leaves at 5:00.
- Well, I have a mother's day
- surprise for you.
I've cleared my schedule.
- No pets.
- Just my mom.
- And I have a surprise for you.
- I noticed you didn't have
- many patients,
So I bought you a bench
to make your business thrive.
- A bench?
- You mean, like,
- a bunch bus with ads.
- You're sitting on one.
- Actually,
- I bought you 20 benches
And a billboard on sunset.
- What?
- Dude, you are toast.
- We.
We are toast,
- because you're gonna help me
- cure all these animals.
- No, I'm not.
- I'll give you 500 bucks.
- Let's do this.
- My son's lucky comb
and toothbrush
are now packed
and ready to go in his suitcase.
- I'm sorry, guys.
All: Help us!
- I can't go up against Brooke.
She scares me.
But James can.
- No, James can't.
- James, there comes a time
- when every child
- has to stand up to their mom,
And your time is now.
If you are passionate
about staying in this band,
- your mom
- will see it in your eyes
And do what's best for you,
not her.
It's what moms do.
- She's right.
- Moms know best.
- You have the power
to tell your mom no.
- Whoo.
I can do this.
- Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes, James!
- Go for it, James!
- Btr means way more to me
than cosmetics.
I'm gonna tell my mom no.
- Yeah!
- You got it.
- You got it, James.
- Whoo!
Oh.
- Well, it's been fun.
Now I'm off to Minnesota.
Heh.
We need a plan.
- Run.
- We need to find
a better plan than "run."
- Get the door.
- Got it.
- Hey, guys, don't wait
- for the shuttle.
That's useless.
- Right this way.
- We're the diamonds.
Our flight got cancelled.
- Okay.
- Take extra care
- of the diamonds.
They're selective mutes,
- and they're late
- for their flight, so punch it.
- Yeah!
All: Oh!
- We tried to stop them,
- but they just took your limo.
- Yeah, the nerve
of some people.
- Guess that means
- you're gonna miss your flight.
- Oh, darn it.
- Grrr!
- Ugh!
- It's nice to see L.A.
Hasn't changed you boys.
But I haven't changed either,
and I always get what I want.
Sarah, get me and my son
on the first flight
to Minnesota tomorrow.
And get him 10 business suits,
20 power ties,
and a pair
of size 11 tasseled loafers.
- Ugh!
He's frozen again.
- Be darlings
- and unfreeze him for me.
Thank you.
- James, come on.
- Okay, come on.
- Okay, bye-bye.
So your lizard won't eat.
- Mature lizards
- stop eating live food
And go vegetarian.
- Just feed him lettuce
- from now on,
And he should be fine.
And what seems to be wrong
with your Guinea pig?
- He's so sad.
- Guinea pigs are much happier
- with cage mates,
- But don't put
- two males together,
- Or they'll eat
- each other's faces off.
- Head down
to the pet store asap
and get your Romeo here
a Juliet.
Okay.
And what seems to be
this little fellas problem?
- It has an arrow
through its butt.
Tell her to go straight
- to the emergency
- animal hospital on third.
- Take him to the emergency
- animal hospital on third.
- He should be okay.
- Thank you, doctor.
- You might want to hurry.
- All this pride
is making me so tired,
I need to take a nap, doctor.
- Boo-ya!
- All the animals are fixed,
- your mom is happy,
And my plan worked perfectly.
I'm amazing.
- And I got all the bench banners
- from around town.
Plus, I defaced your billboard.
So nobody should be calling
Dr. Bitters anymore.
- That'll be 500 bucks, please.
- Actually,
- there's one more thing.
My mom expects to meet
my wife and son tomorrow.
- Gustavo,
- when I said "any time,"
I didn't really mean it.
- Ah-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh.
- Oh!
- Whoa.
- Yes!
James? James.
- It's no use.
- She's the most powerful mom
- in the universe.
- Why can't your dad just
- talk her into letting you stay?
- They don't talk anymore
- since the divorce
And since dad remarried
a woman 15 years younger.
- Well, I don't blame her!
- You mean no one
- has ever defeated your mother,
Ever?
- Well, there was this one time
- my mom didn't get her way.
- But dad and I were told
- never to speak about it.
Ever.
- Well, what was it?
You have to tell us.
- We don't want to lose you,
- James!
- We promised
- to save it for the grave.
- We have to save the band.
Both: Come on!
- It was
- the peewee hockey party.
My mom ordered Sushi platters
and reserved a string quartet.
But other moms wanted beans,
weenies, and a bounce house.
- Oh!
- That was the best party ever.
- Kendall's, Logan's,
- and Carlos' moms came over.
There was yelling and tears.
- My dad hid
- behind the flat screen.
I've never seen mom so angry.
- But the other moms
- held their ground.
- That makes perfect sense.
- You can't defeat your mom
- one-on-one.
You have to fight mom
with moms.
- Kelly,
- get my frequent flier miles
- And get the other moms here
- by the morning.
- This is gonna be a mother's day
- we will never forget.
All: Happy mother's day!
- Do I get some peace and quiet
- and my bedroom back?
- Close.
All: We're going to the airport.
- This is not peaceful
or quiet!
- Uh, sorry we didn't invite you
- to the wedding,
- But I come from a long line
- of interlopers.
- Elopers.
- Uh, elopers.
- Yep, elopers.
- And where
- did you two meet, again?
- Uh...
A swamp.
- What she meant to say was,
we met at a wedding.
And her mom introduced us,
and it was love at first sight.
- Thank goodness for moms.
Where would the world be
without their love,
compassion, and strength?
- Oh.
- Sylvia, Joanna?
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
- Breaking up big time rush,
- from what I understand.
- James is coming home with me
- to learn
- about the family business,
And that is final.
- And it's not fair.
This band and this friendship
mean the world to these boys.
- And we all agreed
- to let the boys move out here,
- Stay with Jen,
- and be in this band.
And you can just UN-agree.
- Nobody is going to take my son
- away from me.
He is my boy,
and I never see him anymore.
He is coming home.
- What is going on?
- What did she say?
- What happened?
- She misses you.
That's what happened.
- She doesn't want James
to run the company.
She just wants him home.
- So what do we do now?
- Maybe the super moms
could re-team up
and help in a nicer way.
- But first give mama a kiss.
- Me too.
Mom.
- Kiss your mother,
- hortense!
- Love you.
- Love you too.
- This must be the best
mother's day brunch ever.
- Now let's get grandma
all packed up
and off to the airport.
- Gosh darn it, pa.
- Well, all good things
must come to an end.
- Some building manager you are.
- You said yesterday
- you were gonna send someone
- to fix my clog.
- But you didn't.
- And the janitor is sitting,
- doing nothing?
In a dress?
I'm moving out.
- Oh, so close.
- Building manager?
Janitor?
- What's going on here,
- Reginald?
- Mom, I can explain
- everything.
- Oh, no need.
I think I understand
exactly what's going on.
You two are really
undercover c.I.A. Agents,
and he is the chief.
And you couldn't tell me
all these years,
or I could have been killed.
All: Yup.
- Sorry, mom.
I have to leave.
We're off to Bangkok
to fight evil
and save the world.
- I'm so proud of you.
- Move out.
- Brooke, before you take James
to the airport,
just hear us out.
- My mom hooked up the entire
apartment with a t-1 line
and set up all the computers
with face talk.
- And I can set it up
on your phone
so you can see your son
anytime you want.
- My mom,
- the real estate super agent,
Found a spot for you to open
a west coast office.
- It's a total write-off,
- but more importantly,
- It gives you an excuse
- to visit James
At least once a month.
- And I've learned enough
about being a stage mom
to know that Gustavo will book
more btr dates in the midwest.
- So you can see James and us
sing even more.
- Well, I did love
- hearing you boys sing.
- What?
- I will not be told
- to book more dates.
All: What?
- Uh, Kelly, please,
uh, book a date
- for the boys in Minnesota
- as soon as possible.
- Thank you.
- Got it.
- So you don't want
- to come back to Minnesota
To work for the company?
- No.
- Well, my son is happy.
I can see him whenever I want.
- This is the best
- mother's day present ever.
- Long story.
- Yes!
- This is a great mother's day.
And only one thing
could make it better.
- We know. We know.
All: Peace and quiet.
All: Too quiet.
- I like our crazy boys.
- Yeah, let's make some noise!
All: Whoo!
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪