Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 16 - Big Time Girl Group - full transcript
Gustavo starts an all-girl pop group, sparking jealousy from the guys.
- Great news, boys.
- The news is never great
- when he says that.
- Big time rush is going to be
a big time reality show,
starting now.
- Roll it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- What are you doing
right now?
- Ooh, he's good.
- ♪ Make it count,
play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- I'm not crazy about doing
a reality show right now,
because technically,
I'm in my underwear.
- He's got a point.
Can we get some clothes on?
- I'm fine.
- I could take my shirt off
- if you want.
- Yeah, uh, please don't.
As for the rest of us,
we feel a little bit exposed.
- Which is why
you're a reality show.
Exposure.
- Because more exposure
- for big time rush
Equals more record sales,
which equals more ham
for daddy.
- Ham for daddy is important.
- Now, say hello to the hottest
reality show producer
in Hollywood,
snake Timmons.
- Boys, this is gonna be
my greatest reality show yet,
juicier than
angry tiger island,
more emotional
than the banana whisper,
and more thrilling
than rickshaw cops!
- Stop!
- Rickshaw cops!
- That was an awesome show.
- And let's not forget,
reality stars are some
- of the biggest stars
- in the world.
- And you have no choice,
since I have a contract
that states I can make you star
in a reality show.
- I'm in.
Let's do it.
- Now, we start airing
in one month on mtv 12,
so relax, go about your lives,
- and you won't even know
- we're here.
Rolling!
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
- Hey, did you know
- that Griffin gave the boys
Their own reality TV show?
- Really?
That's great.
Btr will get a ton of exposure,
as long as they don't
look stupid on camera.
- How...
- Hello.
Welcome to rocque records.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I like singing.
I like pie.
That's about it.
- James, any secrets about btr
we should know about?
Juicy stuff, things that make
you go, "hmm?"
- Oh, um...
Nope.
- Yo, James!
- Over there.
- No, don't do that.
- We're not here!
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, James, I found this $20
- in our room.
Did you lose it?
- I did!
- Thanks, pal.
- Ooh, do you want
- to play some video games?
- I'll grab the pie.
- Cut!
- Boys, hugging
- and video games are fun...
But terrible reality TV!
I need tension, drama.
So how about, Carlos,
you don't give James back
the money but spend it?
And later, James, you find out
and punch him!
Roll it.
- Why would I spend money
that isn't mine?
- Yeah, that's uncool.
- This show is uncool!
- You're not gonna use that.
- Yes.
- Aww.
- Doh, cut.
But I can't use her
because she refused
to sign her contract.
- Yeah, because I don't want
- a bunch of cameramen
Following me around everywhere.
But mom did,
for our college fund.
- Who wants a healthy snack?
Are we rolling?
- Oh, this show is bad.
Romance, yes...
Romance will save it.
- Do you have any threes?
- Nope.
- Go fish.
- That's the fifth time
- in a row!
- Cut!
What is this?
An old married couple?
Logan, this show needs passion,
betrayal,
then passion again.
- Well, that would be
- kind of awkward,
- Because we kind of
- already dated.
- Yeah, but now we don't.
- And if you want this show
to be as huge as Griffin does,
you do again.
Camille, I got you
these chocolates.
Oh, Logan, I love it.
But we can't be together.
It's wrong.
But it's soooo right.
- Okay, wait, so this is how
- reality TV really works?
- Yep.
Now, you two, kiss.
Remember, we're not even here.
Ahh!
- What do you mean,
- the real big time rush
Is a disaster?
- Carlos and James
like each other.
Kendall doesn't like
being "embarrassed."
Logan's relationship
is about as interesting
as wet cardboard.
And this.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I told you, I need this
reality show to be huge.
So what do you need from me?
- 100 more cameras,
one casting addition,
permission to manipulate,
and a shocking ending.
- Done.
The show airs in one month,
and I need it to make
a big splash.
- Hmm...
No camera crew.
That could have been
very embarrassing.
Aw, no way.
Hey!
So... my pants fell down
over by the pool,
and I think the camera
sort of saw my butt.
- I know.
It's called shock value.
Very good for reality TV.
- Uh, no, you can't use that.
So I need you to erase it now.
- I live next door
- to these guys,
And it's crazy, yo.
- They're always singing
- all the time.
And James and Carlos
are always fighting,
and I'm like, "chill."
But it's bad.
- Um, who is that?
- He's your neighbor.
- His name is tj.
You've known him for years.
- Nope, I've never seen that guy
in my life.
- Yeah, James can be cool,
but he also lies a lot.
- Hey, that is not true.
- Reality and TV
and reality TV stars
are not about truth.
They're about ratings.
And I need my stars
to give me tension and drama.
And it's tj here
that's gonna give it to me,
because you two can't.
- Oh, you want tension
and drama, huh?
I can do that.
Bam!
- Roll.
- Oh, yeah, James?
Dinner time!
Ahhhh!
- Go tight.
Down.
- Boys!
- Boys!
No fighting!
- How about a healthy snack
- instead?
Ah!
Okay, that is enough!
Aagghh!
Stop!
- This show's getting good now.
- Boys, boys, stop!
- And it just got better.
It's not in there.
Those are just
the power cords,
powering over 100 cameras
that watch your every move.
- Look, I just want
my butt back.
I don't need my friends
in Minnesota seeing it,
because... it's my butt!
- He's getting mad.
Roll.
- Look, I'm not getting mad.
Just erase the...
- Look, would you turn
- the cameras off?
- Never.
- Hey, big brother.
- Cut.
- Everyone back up.
- Back up.
- Okay.
- I'm not afraid to use this.
- Take it easy.
- You, on the floor,
- get on the floor.
- All right, get down.
- Down, down!
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay, more information,
- please.
- I was in the pool.
I got out of the pool.
My pants fell down,
and the cameras got a shot
of that.
- Would it be inappropriate
- if I laughed
- really loud right now?
- Yes.
- And super producer
- won't erase the tapes,
- And now I got cameras
- following me around everywhere.
- Which is why I said no
- to being on the show.
- Well, I had no choice.
- Now, this is the part
- where you offer to help me,
Because you love me.
- Okay, I read over
- the contract,
- And Griffin's the executive
- producer of the show,
- Which means if you want
- your butt back,
- You're gonna have to get it
- from him, and I love you.
- Aw, unbelievable.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
What was that?
- Great reality TV!
Whoo!
- Ugh!
- Very good.
- Stay with it.
- Boys!
- Stop it!
- Stay with mom.
I'm loving this.
You two!
Kiss, now!
Good, stay with it.
- Stop!
Stop!
Don't you guys see
what this reality show
is doing to us?
And I guarantee you
Griffin's not gonna like it.
- Bam!
- Roll it.
- I don't like it.
I love it!
Reality TV at its finest.
Very good for business.
- But the show is going to be
- terrible for business
If it tears big time rush apart.
- James and Carlos
- can't stop fighting.
- Ooh!
- Logan and Camille
have to pretend they're in love.
Guys, the cameras are off.
- Ugh, thank goodness.
- They're on again.
- Well, I'm not saying
- another word on this show
Till I get my butt back.
- But, fellas, calm down.
- You haven't heard
- about the real big time rush's
Shocking ending.
Shocking ending?
- Get ready,
because in the season finale,
- the viewers get to vote
- on which band member
Gets kicked out
of big time rush
and pick their hot replacement!
What?!
- This is the true story
of four best buds
- who came to Hollywood
- as hockey players
And became big time rush.
One band, one dream.
- And in the end,
- you the viewers get to decide
- Which band member
- will get kicked out
Of big time rush forever
and pick his big time
replacement.
- Oh, come on!
- You can't kick one of us
- out of big time rush!
- As executive producer
- of this show
And c.E.O. Of r.C.M.C.B.T.
Global net-sanyoid,
- I can do just about anything
- I want,
Except digest cheese
and stop my wife
from remodeling.
- Griffin, this is an invasion
- of privacy.
- No, it's reality TV.
- You know what?
- Gustavo will not stand for this.
- Really?
- Well, let's just check in
- on Gustavo
And see what he has to say.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Frankly,
- I don't see the problem.
- You came to Hollywood
- to be stars,
And you're going to be, huge.
- Well, we're not gonna be...
Manipulated like this.
- And you can't kick
- one of us out,
Because big time rush
always sticks together.
- Mm-hmm.
- How about at the end
- of the season,
I give the big time members
not voted out a victory bonus
of $1 million.
- Pfft, money?
This isn't about money.
- I'm gonna win that money
and will not be the one
voted off big time rush.
If you ask me, Carlos
will be the one voted off.
I think he shaves his legs.
- Okay, first of all,
I don't shave my legs.
James does.
- And that's why he
- is gonna get vote off,
For having girl legs, hmph.
- Wham!
- I've known these guys
- for a long time,
And I think Logan
will get voted off,
because deep down inside,
he's a nerd-a-blerd-a-derd!
- Okay, that is not a word.
And I won't get voted off
- because of my
- on-again, off-again romance
With Camille.
In fact, I'm thinking about
breaking up with her today,
or... maybe I won't.
- Personally, I think James
- or Carlos should get voted off.
- Wham!
- You're not getting
your butt footage back.
You're gonna get voted
out of the band.
You really should talk.
- Katie!
- Why are you still shooting?
- Oh, I found a loophole.
I can use you all I want
as long as I pixilate your face
and disguise your voice.
Wow, really?
I did not see that coming.
- Get the fight.
- Ahhh!
Where are we going?
- Somewhere where
- there aren't any cameras.
- Okay, what's the plan?
'Cause I am stumped.
- We're gonna get the band back.
We're gonna get my butt back.
We're gonna get our lives back.
Then we're gonna get a smoothie.
Okay, back up plan:
You start talking to the camera,
Logan gets voted off,
and you pocket a cool mill.
- Katie!
- Just sayin'.
- Camille, we are over!
No amount of crying
loudly or dramatically
is gonna change that.
How could I have been
such a fool?
- Ooh!
- Not that real.
- Come on!
- Sorry.
- Guess what.
- We're back together.
- Stop!
- I can't!
We are over!
Again.
- Wah!
- Shoot that.
- Stay there.
- Keep it tight.
It's perfect!
Cut.
Cut!
- Hey, nice tackle.
Did you get hurt?
- Didn't feel a thing.
- We are so not getting voted
- off big time rush.
- Why are my cameras
- not working?
- Technical difficulties.
- Get the power back on now!
- Hey, guys,
emergency band meeting.
- Where are they going?
- Ow-ow-ow!
- I have sensitive ears.
You know that!
- Fix it.
Hurry up.
Fix it.
- Why are we in the ducts?
- Because there's no cameras
- in the ducts.
- Don't you guys see
- what this reality show
- is doing to us?
- If we don't band together now
- and stop it,
- One of us is going home
- to Minnesota.
Now, is that what we want?
- No.
- I want a million dollars.
- And massive exposure.
- And we can get there
- as a band,
Not a freak show.
- Does green day have
- a reality show?
Lady gaga?
No!
And neither does big time rush.
- I mean, my face does hurt
- from all the slapping.
- Yeah, and I'd rather eat pie
- and play video games
- with Carlos than maim him.
- Okay, but how do we get things
back to the way they were?
- We make a new reality show
for Griffin.
- Let's do this, yo!
Tj, we don't know you!
- Shh.
- I need those boys!
Find 'em!
Every last one of 'em!
Now!
- Okay...
Now.
- I hate you, James!
- Move!
- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Roll!
Get this!
I am loving this.
Here we go, over here.
Stay on 'em.
That's it.
Stay with him.
Stay with him.
Yes, that's fantastic.
- I couldn't get enough of you.
- Shh, I know.
I must kiss you for a long time.
- Wow, that is a long kiss.
Boom.
- Wait!
I... must kiss you longer!
- Roll, roll, stay with it.
- Still kissing.
- How we doing on sound?
Good.
- Wait, stop.
Stay here on camera.
I'll be back.
Hey, I want a cool spy hat.
- Take mine.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- Hi.
- And... cut.
- Oh, I hate being
- a reality show!
So do we.
- But this is in our contract.
We have to do this,
- or Griffin could vote us all
- off the island.
- Uh, you wouldn't happen
- to know
- A way into Griffin's office,
- would you?
- Are you kidding me?
- That thing is locked
- tighter than a bank safe.
- I have a key.
He left his keys once
and I made a copy.
Was that wrong?
- No.
It's perfect.
- We have a special meeting
with our c.E.O. Griffin,
- who's the guy who came up
- with the idea
For this reality show.
We're really excited for it.
- So what's this emergency
super special meeting all about?
- We wanted to show you TV's
next reality superstar.
- You're gonna love it.
- I know we do.
- Katie, will you do the honors?
- The real Griffin,
the reality show starring
super c.E.O. Arthur Griffin
24/7.
- A reality show about me?
Starting now.
- You're fired.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
- Really?
- No, you're fired.
Can I join your animal pack?
Can you believe I've never
used one of these before?
Toot-toot!
♪ So you got to live it
big time ♪
What?
I love you, mommy.
Now I am one with you.
Ugh!
Mm!
That's my butt!
- This show is really good.
- Quiet!
- So... still think reality shows
aren't an invasion of privacy?
- But it doesn't matter,
- because this will never air
- on TV.
- Oh, we know, but with
one press of that button...
- This video goes out
- on the Internet
For all the world to see.
- But we'll erase it
if you erase my butt,
forget about the reality show,
and let us focus
on our music.
- Okay, fine!
No reality show.
Just erase this video,
and I'll erase Kendall's butt,
- and the whole real big time rush
- show will go bye-bye.
- What?
- What about me?
- You?
You're fired.
- Ahh!
- Mom, we are happy to say
that the big time rush
reality show is no more.
- Oh, thank goodness.
I hated that dress.
Video game time!
- Thank goodness we're done with
- all that slapping and kissing.
- Yeah, I mean,
- it was really just the slapping
- that bothered me.
- And thank you
for saving my butt.
- Literally.
- Ha-ha!
- I'm like a ninja.
Boo!
Finally we can start hanging out
just like old times.
- Tj...
- Yeah.
- We don't have a reality show
- anymore.
- And we don't know you.
- Yeah, they got me
- an apartment,
And I have no friends, so...
Grab a controller.
- Yeah, come on, buddy.
- Wham!
- Okay, let's go do
some songwriting.
- Good idea.
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪
- The news is never great
- when he says that.
- Big time rush is going to be
a big time reality show,
starting now.
- Roll it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- What are you doing
right now?
- Ooh, he's good.
- ♪ Make it count,
play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it big time ♪
- I'm not crazy about doing
a reality show right now,
because technically,
I'm in my underwear.
- He's got a point.
Can we get some clothes on?
- I'm fine.
- I could take my shirt off
- if you want.
- Yeah, uh, please don't.
As for the rest of us,
we feel a little bit exposed.
- Which is why
you're a reality show.
Exposure.
- Because more exposure
- for big time rush
Equals more record sales,
which equals more ham
for daddy.
- Ham for daddy is important.
- Now, say hello to the hottest
reality show producer
in Hollywood,
snake Timmons.
- Boys, this is gonna be
my greatest reality show yet,
juicier than
angry tiger island,
more emotional
than the banana whisper,
and more thrilling
than rickshaw cops!
- Stop!
- Rickshaw cops!
- That was an awesome show.
- And let's not forget,
reality stars are some
- of the biggest stars
- in the world.
- And you have no choice,
since I have a contract
that states I can make you star
in a reality show.
- I'm in.
Let's do it.
- Now, we start airing
in one month on mtv 12,
so relax, go about your lives,
- and you won't even know
- we're here.
Rolling!
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
- Hey, did you know
- that Griffin gave the boys
Their own reality TV show?
- Really?
That's great.
Btr will get a ton of exposure,
as long as they don't
look stupid on camera.
- How...
- Hello.
Welcome to rocque records.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I like singing.
I like pie.
That's about it.
- James, any secrets about btr
we should know about?
Juicy stuff, things that make
you go, "hmm?"
- Oh, um...
Nope.
- Yo, James!
- Over there.
- No, don't do that.
- We're not here!
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, James, I found this $20
- in our room.
Did you lose it?
- I did!
- Thanks, pal.
- Ooh, do you want
- to play some video games?
- I'll grab the pie.
- Cut!
- Boys, hugging
- and video games are fun...
But terrible reality TV!
I need tension, drama.
So how about, Carlos,
you don't give James back
the money but spend it?
And later, James, you find out
and punch him!
Roll it.
- Why would I spend money
that isn't mine?
- Yeah, that's uncool.
- This show is uncool!
- You're not gonna use that.
- Yes.
- Aww.
- Doh, cut.
But I can't use her
because she refused
to sign her contract.
- Yeah, because I don't want
- a bunch of cameramen
Following me around everywhere.
But mom did,
for our college fund.
- Who wants a healthy snack?
Are we rolling?
- Oh, this show is bad.
Romance, yes...
Romance will save it.
- Do you have any threes?
- Nope.
- Go fish.
- That's the fifth time
- in a row!
- Cut!
What is this?
An old married couple?
Logan, this show needs passion,
betrayal,
then passion again.
- Well, that would be
- kind of awkward,
- Because we kind of
- already dated.
- Yeah, but now we don't.
- And if you want this show
to be as huge as Griffin does,
you do again.
Camille, I got you
these chocolates.
Oh, Logan, I love it.
But we can't be together.
It's wrong.
But it's soooo right.
- Okay, wait, so this is how
- reality TV really works?
- Yep.
Now, you two, kiss.
Remember, we're not even here.
Ahh!
- What do you mean,
- the real big time rush
Is a disaster?
- Carlos and James
like each other.
Kendall doesn't like
being "embarrassed."
Logan's relationship
is about as interesting
as wet cardboard.
And this.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I told you, I need this
reality show to be huge.
So what do you need from me?
- 100 more cameras,
one casting addition,
permission to manipulate,
and a shocking ending.
- Done.
The show airs in one month,
and I need it to make
a big splash.
- Hmm...
No camera crew.
That could have been
very embarrassing.
Aw, no way.
Hey!
So... my pants fell down
over by the pool,
and I think the camera
sort of saw my butt.
- I know.
It's called shock value.
Very good for reality TV.
- Uh, no, you can't use that.
So I need you to erase it now.
- I live next door
- to these guys,
And it's crazy, yo.
- They're always singing
- all the time.
And James and Carlos
are always fighting,
and I'm like, "chill."
But it's bad.
- Um, who is that?
- He's your neighbor.
- His name is tj.
You've known him for years.
- Nope, I've never seen that guy
in my life.
- Yeah, James can be cool,
but he also lies a lot.
- Hey, that is not true.
- Reality and TV
and reality TV stars
are not about truth.
They're about ratings.
And I need my stars
to give me tension and drama.
And it's tj here
that's gonna give it to me,
because you two can't.
- Oh, you want tension
and drama, huh?
I can do that.
Bam!
- Roll.
- Oh, yeah, James?
Dinner time!
Ahhhh!
- Go tight.
Down.
- Boys!
- Boys!
No fighting!
- How about a healthy snack
- instead?
Ah!
Okay, that is enough!
Aagghh!
Stop!
- This show's getting good now.
- Boys, boys, stop!
- And it just got better.
It's not in there.
Those are just
the power cords,
powering over 100 cameras
that watch your every move.
- Look, I just want
my butt back.
I don't need my friends
in Minnesota seeing it,
because... it's my butt!
- He's getting mad.
Roll.
- Look, I'm not getting mad.
Just erase the...
- Look, would you turn
- the cameras off?
- Never.
- Hey, big brother.
- Cut.
- Everyone back up.
- Back up.
- Okay.
- I'm not afraid to use this.
- Take it easy.
- You, on the floor,
- get on the floor.
- All right, get down.
- Down, down!
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay, more information,
- please.
- I was in the pool.
I got out of the pool.
My pants fell down,
and the cameras got a shot
of that.
- Would it be inappropriate
- if I laughed
- really loud right now?
- Yes.
- And super producer
- won't erase the tapes,
- And now I got cameras
- following me around everywhere.
- Which is why I said no
- to being on the show.
- Well, I had no choice.
- Now, this is the part
- where you offer to help me,
Because you love me.
- Okay, I read over
- the contract,
- And Griffin's the executive
- producer of the show,
- Which means if you want
- your butt back,
- You're gonna have to get it
- from him, and I love you.
- Aw, unbelievable.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
What was that?
- Great reality TV!
Whoo!
- Ugh!
- Very good.
- Stay with it.
- Boys!
- Stop it!
- Stay with mom.
I'm loving this.
You two!
Kiss, now!
Good, stay with it.
- Stop!
Stop!
Don't you guys see
what this reality show
is doing to us?
And I guarantee you
Griffin's not gonna like it.
- Bam!
- Roll it.
- I don't like it.
I love it!
Reality TV at its finest.
Very good for business.
- But the show is going to be
- terrible for business
If it tears big time rush apart.
- James and Carlos
- can't stop fighting.
- Ooh!
- Logan and Camille
have to pretend they're in love.
Guys, the cameras are off.
- Ugh, thank goodness.
- They're on again.
- Well, I'm not saying
- another word on this show
Till I get my butt back.
- But, fellas, calm down.
- You haven't heard
- about the real big time rush's
Shocking ending.
Shocking ending?
- Get ready,
because in the season finale,
- the viewers get to vote
- on which band member
Gets kicked out
of big time rush
and pick their hot replacement!
What?!
- This is the true story
of four best buds
- who came to Hollywood
- as hockey players
And became big time rush.
One band, one dream.
- And in the end,
- you the viewers get to decide
- Which band member
- will get kicked out
Of big time rush forever
and pick his big time
replacement.
- Oh, come on!
- You can't kick one of us
- out of big time rush!
- As executive producer
- of this show
And c.E.O. Of r.C.M.C.B.T.
Global net-sanyoid,
- I can do just about anything
- I want,
Except digest cheese
and stop my wife
from remodeling.
- Griffin, this is an invasion
- of privacy.
- No, it's reality TV.
- You know what?
- Gustavo will not stand for this.
- Really?
- Well, let's just check in
- on Gustavo
And see what he has to say.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Frankly,
- I don't see the problem.
- You came to Hollywood
- to be stars,
And you're going to be, huge.
- Well, we're not gonna be...
Manipulated like this.
- And you can't kick
- one of us out,
Because big time rush
always sticks together.
- Mm-hmm.
- How about at the end
- of the season,
I give the big time members
not voted out a victory bonus
of $1 million.
- Pfft, money?
This isn't about money.
- I'm gonna win that money
and will not be the one
voted off big time rush.
If you ask me, Carlos
will be the one voted off.
I think he shaves his legs.
- Okay, first of all,
I don't shave my legs.
James does.
- And that's why he
- is gonna get vote off,
For having girl legs, hmph.
- Wham!
- I've known these guys
- for a long time,
And I think Logan
will get voted off,
because deep down inside,
he's a nerd-a-blerd-a-derd!
- Okay, that is not a word.
And I won't get voted off
- because of my
- on-again, off-again romance
With Camille.
In fact, I'm thinking about
breaking up with her today,
or... maybe I won't.
- Personally, I think James
- or Carlos should get voted off.
- Wham!
- You're not getting
your butt footage back.
You're gonna get voted
out of the band.
You really should talk.
- Katie!
- Why are you still shooting?
- Oh, I found a loophole.
I can use you all I want
as long as I pixilate your face
and disguise your voice.
Wow, really?
I did not see that coming.
- Get the fight.
- Ahhh!
Where are we going?
- Somewhere where
- there aren't any cameras.
- Okay, what's the plan?
'Cause I am stumped.
- We're gonna get the band back.
We're gonna get my butt back.
We're gonna get our lives back.
Then we're gonna get a smoothie.
Okay, back up plan:
You start talking to the camera,
Logan gets voted off,
and you pocket a cool mill.
- Katie!
- Just sayin'.
- Camille, we are over!
No amount of crying
loudly or dramatically
is gonna change that.
How could I have been
such a fool?
- Ooh!
- Not that real.
- Come on!
- Sorry.
- Guess what.
- We're back together.
- Stop!
- I can't!
We are over!
Again.
- Wah!
- Shoot that.
- Stay there.
- Keep it tight.
It's perfect!
Cut.
Cut!
- Hey, nice tackle.
Did you get hurt?
- Didn't feel a thing.
- We are so not getting voted
- off big time rush.
- Why are my cameras
- not working?
- Technical difficulties.
- Get the power back on now!
- Hey, guys,
emergency band meeting.
- Where are they going?
- Ow-ow-ow!
- I have sensitive ears.
You know that!
- Fix it.
Hurry up.
Fix it.
- Why are we in the ducts?
- Because there's no cameras
- in the ducts.
- Don't you guys see
- what this reality show
- is doing to us?
- If we don't band together now
- and stop it,
- One of us is going home
- to Minnesota.
Now, is that what we want?
- No.
- I want a million dollars.
- And massive exposure.
- And we can get there
- as a band,
Not a freak show.
- Does green day have
- a reality show?
Lady gaga?
No!
And neither does big time rush.
- I mean, my face does hurt
- from all the slapping.
- Yeah, and I'd rather eat pie
- and play video games
- with Carlos than maim him.
- Okay, but how do we get things
back to the way they were?
- We make a new reality show
for Griffin.
- Let's do this, yo!
Tj, we don't know you!
- Shh.
- I need those boys!
Find 'em!
Every last one of 'em!
Now!
- Okay...
Now.
- I hate you, James!
- Move!
- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Roll!
Get this!
I am loving this.
Here we go, over here.
Stay on 'em.
That's it.
Stay with him.
Stay with him.
Yes, that's fantastic.
- I couldn't get enough of you.
- Shh, I know.
I must kiss you for a long time.
- Wow, that is a long kiss.
Boom.
- Wait!
I... must kiss you longer!
- Roll, roll, stay with it.
- Still kissing.
- How we doing on sound?
Good.
- Wait, stop.
Stay here on camera.
I'll be back.
Hey, I want a cool spy hat.
- Take mine.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- Hi.
- And... cut.
- Oh, I hate being
- a reality show!
So do we.
- But this is in our contract.
We have to do this,
- or Griffin could vote us all
- off the island.
- Uh, you wouldn't happen
- to know
- A way into Griffin's office,
- would you?
- Are you kidding me?
- That thing is locked
- tighter than a bank safe.
- I have a key.
He left his keys once
and I made a copy.
Was that wrong?
- No.
It's perfect.
- We have a special meeting
with our c.E.O. Griffin,
- who's the guy who came up
- with the idea
For this reality show.
We're really excited for it.
- So what's this emergency
super special meeting all about?
- We wanted to show you TV's
next reality superstar.
- You're gonna love it.
- I know we do.
- Katie, will you do the honors?
- The real Griffin,
the reality show starring
super c.E.O. Arthur Griffin
24/7.
- A reality show about me?
Starting now.
- You're fired.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
- Really?
- No, you're fired.
Can I join your animal pack?
Can you believe I've never
used one of these before?
Toot-toot!
♪ So you got to live it
big time ♪
What?
I love you, mommy.
Now I am one with you.
Ugh!
Mm!
That's my butt!
- This show is really good.
- Quiet!
- So... still think reality shows
aren't an invasion of privacy?
- But it doesn't matter,
- because this will never air
- on TV.
- Oh, we know, but with
one press of that button...
- This video goes out
- on the Internet
For all the world to see.
- But we'll erase it
if you erase my butt,
forget about the reality show,
and let us focus
on our music.
- Okay, fine!
No reality show.
Just erase this video,
and I'll erase Kendall's butt,
- and the whole real big time rush
- show will go bye-bye.
- What?
- What about me?
- You?
You're fired.
- Ahh!
- Mom, we are happy to say
that the big time rush
reality show is no more.
- Oh, thank goodness.
I hated that dress.
Video game time!
- Thank goodness we're done with
- all that slapping and kissing.
- Yeah, I mean,
- it was really just the slapping
- that bothered me.
- And thank you
for saving my butt.
- Literally.
- Ha-ha!
- I'm like a ninja.
Boo!
Finally we can start hanging out
just like old times.
- Tj...
- Yeah.
- We don't have a reality show
- anymore.
- And we don't know you.
- Yeah, they got me
- an apartment,
And I have no friends, so...
Grab a controller.
- Yeah, come on, buddy.
- Wham!
- Okay, let's go do
some songwriting.
- Good idea.
- ♪ Step it up,
- get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪