Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 15 - Big Time Reality - full transcript
Griffin films the guys' lives for a reality show.
Great news boys...
A news is never great when he says that.
Big Time Rush is going to be
a Big Time... reality show...
starting now.
♪
*** doing right now?
Oh, he's going.
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
- ♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪
I'm not crazy about doing
a reality show right now
because technically I'm in my underwear.
He's got a point.
- Could we get some clothes on?
- I'm fine.
I could take my shirt off if you want.
Please don't.
As for the rest of us, we
need a little bit of clothes.
Which is why you're a
reality show, exposure.
Because more exposure for Big
Time Rush equals more record sales
which equals more ham for daddy.
Ham for daddy is important.
Now, say hello to the hottest
reality show producer in Hollywood.
Snake Timmons.
Boy, this is going to be my
greatest reality show yet,
juicier than Angry Tiger Island,
more emotional than
the Banana Whisperer.
And more thrilling than Rich Star Cops.
Rickshaw Cops.
That was an awesome show.
And let's not forget, reality stars are
some of the biggest stars in the world.
And you have no choice since
I have a contract that states
I can make you star in a reality show.
- I'm in.
- Let's do it.
- Do it.
- Now, we start airing in one month
on MTV 12, so relax, go about your lives
and you won't even know we're here.
We're rolling!
Whoa.
Hey, did you know Griffin gave
the boys their own reality TV show?
Really?
That's great.
B.T.R. will get a ton of exposure,
as long as they don't
look stupid on camera.
Hello.
Welcome to ***.
Hi.
I like singing.
I like pie.
That's about it.
James, any secrets about B.T.R.
that we should know about
juicy stuff, things
that make you go hmmm?
Nope.
- James...
- Over there.
Don't do that. We're not here.
Hey, James, I found
this $20 in our room.
- Did you lose it?
- I did. Thanks, pal.
You want to play some video games?
I'll grab some pie.
Cut!
Boy, hugging and video games
are fun, but terrible reality TV.
I need tension, drama.
So how about Carlos, you don't
give James back the money
but spend it, and later James,
you find out and punch him.
Roll it!
Why would I spend money that isn't mine?
- That's not cool.
- That's so not cool.
You're not going to use that?
Yes.
Cut!
I can't use her because she
refused to sign her contract.
Yeah, because I didn't want a bunch of
cameramen following me around everywhere.
***
Who wants a healthy snack.
***
This show is bad.
***
Do you have any trees?
Nope. Go fish.
***
Cut!
What is this, an old married couple?
Logan, this show needs passion,
betrayal and passion again.
Well, that would be kind of awkward
because we kind of already dated.
Yeah but now we don't.
And if you want this show to
be as huge as Griffin does,
you do again.
Camille, I got you these chocolates.
Oh, Logan, I love it,
but we can't be together.
It's wrong.
But it's so right.
Okay. Wait, so this is how
reality TV really works?
Yep.
Now you two go.
Remember, we're not even here.
Cut!
What do you mean the real
Big Time Rush is disaster?
Carlos and James like each other.
Kendall doesn't like being embarrassed.
Logan's relationship is about as
interesting as wet cardboard, and this.
Cut!
Cut.
I told you.
I need this reality show to be huge.
So what do you need from me?
100 more cameras, one casting addition,
permission to manipulate
and a shocking ending.
Done. The show airs in one month,
and I need it to make a big splash.
No camera crew.
That could have been very embarrassing.
No way!
So my pants fell down over by the pool,
and I think the camera
sort of saw my butt.
I know.
It's called shock value.
Very good for reality TV.
No, you can't use that, so
I need do you erase it now.
I'm living next door to these
guys, and it's crazy, yo.
They're singing all the time,
and James and Carlos
are always fighting.
I'm like chill.
It's bad.
- Who's that?
- He's your neighbor. His name is T.J.
You've known him for years.
Nope, I've never seen
that guy in my life.
Yeah, James can be cool.
He also lies a lot.
Hey, that is not true.
Reality TV and reality TV
stars are not about truth.
They're about ratings.
And I need my stars to
give me tension and drama.
And it's T.J. here that's
going to give it to me
because you two can't.
Oh, you want tension and
drama, huh, I can do that.
James!
***
It's on.
Boys, boys, no fighting.
How about a healthy snack instead?
Okay ***
This show is getting good now.
Wait, wait.
And it just got better.
It's not in there.
Those are just the power cords,
powering over 100 cameras
that watch your every move.
Look, I just want my butt back.
I don't need my friends in Minnesota
seeing it because... it's my butt.
He's getting mad. Roll.
Look, I'm not getting
mad, just erase the...
Would you turn the cameras off?
Never.
Hey, big brother.
Cut!
- Everyone back up, back up.
- Okay.
I'm not afraid the use this.
- Take it easy.
- You, on the floor.
- Get down...
- Get out of here.
Okay. More information, please.
I was in the pool.
I got out of the pool.
My pants fell down, and the
cameras got a shot of that.
Would it be inappropriate if I
laughed really loud right now?
And super producer
won't eration the tapes
and now I got cameras
following me around everywhere.
Which is why I said no
to being on the show.
I had no choice.
This is the part where you offer
to help me because you love me.
Okay. I read over the contract,
and Griff Season the
executive producer of the show,
which means if you want your butt back,
you're going to have to get
inform him, and I love you.
Unbelievable.
Hey, buddy.
- What was that?
- Great reality TV.
Very good. Stay with us.
Stay with mom. I'm loving this.
You two, kiss now.
Stay with them.
Stop.
Mum stop.
Don't you guys see what this
reality show is doing to us?
And I guarantee you,
Griffin's not going to like it.
I don't like it.
I love it!
Reality TV at its finest.
Very good for business.
But this show is going to be terrible for
business if it tears Big Time Rush apart.
James and Carlos can't stop fighting.
Logan and Camille have to
pretend they're in love.
- Guy, the cameras are off.
- Oh, thank goodness.
They're on again.
I'm not saying another word on
this show until I get my butt back.
Fellas, calm down.
You haven't heard about the real
Big Time Rush's shocking ending.
Shocking ending?
Get ready because in the season finale,
the viewers get to vote on which band
member gets kicked out of Big Time Rush
and pick their hot replacement.
What?
This is the true story of four best buds
who came to Hollywood as hockey
players and became Big Time Rush.
One band, one dream...
and in the end you the viewers
get to decide which band member
will get kicked out of
Big Time Rush forever
and pick his Big-Time replacement.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
You're going to kick one
of us out of Big Time Rush?
As executive producer of
this show and CEO of ***,
show, I can do just
about anything I want,
except digest cheese and
stop my wife from remodeling.
Griffin, this is invasion of privacy.
No, it's reality TV.
You know what, Gustavo
will not stand for this.
Really? Let's just check in
and see what he has to say.
Yeah.
Hi.
Frankly, I don't see the problem.
You came to Hollywood to be stars.
And you're going to be huge.
Well, we're not going to be...
manipulated like this.
And you can't kick one of us out because
Big Time Rush always sticks together.
How about at the end of the
season I give the Big Time members
not voted out a victory
bonus of $1 million.
Money?
This isn't about money.
I'm going to win that money and will
not be the one voted off Big Time Rush.
If you ask me, Carlos
will be the one voted off.
I think he shaves his legs.
Okay, first of all,
I don't shave my legs.
James does.
And that's why he's going to get
voted off for having girl legs.
I've known these guys for a long time,
and I think Logan will get voted off
because deep down inside
he's a nerd-a-blurd.
That's not a word, and
I won't get voted off
because my on-again-off-again
romance with Camille.
In fact, I'm thinking acted
breaking up with her today.
But maybe I won't.
Personally, I think James
or Carlos will get voted off.
You're not getting
your butt footage back.
You're going to get
voted out of the band.
You really should talk.
Katie.
Why are you still shooting?
Oh, I found a ***
I can use you all I want as long as I
pixilate your face and disguise your voice?
Wow, really?
I didn't see that coming.
Get the fight.
Where are we going?
Somewhere where there
aren't any cameras.
Okay.
What's the plan 'cause I am stumped.
We're going to get the band back.
We're going to get my butt back.
We're going to get our lives back and
then we're going to get a smoothie.
Back-up plan.
You start talking to the cameras,
Logan gets voted off and
you pocket a cool mil.
Katie!
Just saying.
Camille, we're over.
No amount of crying loudly or
dramatically is going to change that.
How could I have been such a fool?
Not that real. Come on.
Sorry.
Guess what, we're back together.
Stop. I can't.
We are over.
Again.
Shoot them.
*** It's perfect.
Cut, cut!
Hey, nice tackle.
Did you get hurt?
Didn't feel a thing.
We're so not getting
voted off Big Time Rush.
Why are my cameras not working?
Technical difficulties.
Get the power back on now!
Hey, guy, emergency band meeting.
Where are they going?
Ow, ow, ow, I have sensitive
ears, you know that.
Fix it.
Hurry up, fix it.
Why in the ducts?
Because there's no cameras in the ducts.
Don't you see what this
reality show is doing to us?
If we don't band together now, one
of us going home to Minnesota.
Is that what we want?
No.
- I want $1 million...
- And massive exposure.
We can get there as a
band, not a freak show.
Does Green Day have a
reality show, Lady Gaga?
No.
Neither does Big Time Rush.
***
I'd rather eat pie and play video
games with Carlos than maim him.
Okay, but... how do we get
things back to the way they were?
We make a new reality show for Griffin.
Let's do this, yo!
T.J., we don't know you.
I need those boy find them.
Every last one of them.
Now.
Okay.
Now.
I hate you, James.
Get this.
I am loving this.
Here we go. Over here.
That's it.
Stay with him.
I couldn't get enough of you.
I know. I must kiss you for a long time.
Wow. That is a long kiss.
Boom.
Wait.
I must kiss you longer.
Still kissing.
How we doing on sound?
Wait, stop.
Stay here on camera.
I'll be back.
I want a cool spy hat.
Okay.
Hi.
And cut.
I hate being a reality show.
So do we.
This is in our contract.
We have to do this or Griffin
could vote us all off the island.
You wouldn't happen to know a way
into Griffin's office, would you?
Are you kidding me?
That thing is locked
tighter than a bank vault.
I have a key.
He left his keys once and I made a copy.
Was that wrong?
No.
It's perfect.
We have a special meeting
with our C.E.O. Griffin,
who is the guy who came up with
the idea for this reality show.
We're really excited for it.
So what's this emergency super
special meeting all about.
We wanted to show you TV's
next reality superstar.
You're going to love it.
I know we do.
Katie, will you do the honors?
The real Griffin, the reality
show starring super C.E.O.
Arthur Griffin 24/7.
A reality show about me...
Starting now.
You're fired.
No, no, just kidding.
Really?
No, you're fired.
Can I join you?
Can you believe I've never
used one of these before.
♪ if you want it all you
got to lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only one you got ♪
♪ so you got to live it big time ♪
I love you, mommy.
Now I am one with you.
That's my butt.
This show is really good.
Quiet.
Still think reality shows
aren't an invasion of privacy?
It doesn't matter because
this will never air on TV.
Oh, we know, but with one
press of that button...
This video goes out on the
Internet for all the world to see.
But we'll erase it if you erase my butt,
forget about the reality show
and let us focus on our music.
Okay. Fine.
No reality show.
Just erase this video and
I'll erase Kendall's butt
and the whole real Big Time
Rush show will go bye-bye.
What?
What about me?
You, you're fired.
Mom, we are happy to say that the
Big Time Rush reality show is no more.
Oh, thank goodness.
I hated that dress.
Video game time!
Thank goodness we're done with
all this slapping and kissing.
Yeah, it was really just the
slapping that bothered me.
And thank you for saving my butt.
Literally.
I'm like a ninja, boom.
Finally we get to hang
out just like old times.
- T.J.?
- Yeah.
- We don't have a reality show anymore.
- And we don't know you.
Yeah, they got me an apartment
and I have no friends, so...
Grab a controller.
Come on, buddy.
Okay.
Let's go do some songwriting.
Good idea.
A news is never great when he says that.
Big Time Rush is going to be
a Big Time... reality show...
starting now.
♪
*** doing right now?
Oh, he's going.
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
- ♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪
I'm not crazy about doing
a reality show right now
because technically I'm in my underwear.
He's got a point.
- Could we get some clothes on?
- I'm fine.
I could take my shirt off if you want.
Please don't.
As for the rest of us, we
need a little bit of clothes.
Which is why you're a
reality show, exposure.
Because more exposure for Big
Time Rush equals more record sales
which equals more ham for daddy.
Ham for daddy is important.
Now, say hello to the hottest
reality show producer in Hollywood.
Snake Timmons.
Boy, this is going to be my
greatest reality show yet,
juicier than Angry Tiger Island,
more emotional than
the Banana Whisperer.
And more thrilling than Rich Star Cops.
Rickshaw Cops.
That was an awesome show.
And let's not forget, reality stars are
some of the biggest stars in the world.
And you have no choice since
I have a contract that states
I can make you star in a reality show.
- I'm in.
- Let's do it.
- Do it.
- Now, we start airing in one month
on MTV 12, so relax, go about your lives
and you won't even know we're here.
We're rolling!
Whoa.
Hey, did you know Griffin gave
the boys their own reality TV show?
Really?
That's great.
B.T.R. will get a ton of exposure,
as long as they don't
look stupid on camera.
Hello.
Welcome to ***.
Hi.
I like singing.
I like pie.
That's about it.
James, any secrets about B.T.R.
that we should know about
juicy stuff, things
that make you go hmmm?
Nope.
- James...
- Over there.
Don't do that. We're not here.
Hey, James, I found
this $20 in our room.
- Did you lose it?
- I did. Thanks, pal.
You want to play some video games?
I'll grab some pie.
Cut!
Boy, hugging and video games
are fun, but terrible reality TV.
I need tension, drama.
So how about Carlos, you don't
give James back the money
but spend it, and later James,
you find out and punch him.
Roll it!
Why would I spend money that isn't mine?
- That's not cool.
- That's so not cool.
You're not going to use that?
Yes.
Cut!
I can't use her because she
refused to sign her contract.
Yeah, because I didn't want a bunch of
cameramen following me around everywhere.
***
Who wants a healthy snack.
***
This show is bad.
***
Do you have any trees?
Nope. Go fish.
***
Cut!
What is this, an old married couple?
Logan, this show needs passion,
betrayal and passion again.
Well, that would be kind of awkward
because we kind of already dated.
Yeah but now we don't.
And if you want this show to
be as huge as Griffin does,
you do again.
Camille, I got you these chocolates.
Oh, Logan, I love it,
but we can't be together.
It's wrong.
But it's so right.
Okay. Wait, so this is how
reality TV really works?
Yep.
Now you two go.
Remember, we're not even here.
Cut!
What do you mean the real
Big Time Rush is disaster?
Carlos and James like each other.
Kendall doesn't like being embarrassed.
Logan's relationship is about as
interesting as wet cardboard, and this.
Cut!
Cut.
I told you.
I need this reality show to be huge.
So what do you need from me?
100 more cameras, one casting addition,
permission to manipulate
and a shocking ending.
Done. The show airs in one month,
and I need it to make a big splash.
No camera crew.
That could have been very embarrassing.
No way!
So my pants fell down over by the pool,
and I think the camera
sort of saw my butt.
I know.
It's called shock value.
Very good for reality TV.
No, you can't use that, so
I need do you erase it now.
I'm living next door to these
guys, and it's crazy, yo.
They're singing all the time,
and James and Carlos
are always fighting.
I'm like chill.
It's bad.
- Who's that?
- He's your neighbor. His name is T.J.
You've known him for years.
Nope, I've never seen
that guy in my life.
Yeah, James can be cool.
He also lies a lot.
Hey, that is not true.
Reality TV and reality TV
stars are not about truth.
They're about ratings.
And I need my stars to
give me tension and drama.
And it's T.J. here that's
going to give it to me
because you two can't.
Oh, you want tension and
drama, huh, I can do that.
James!
***
It's on.
Boys, boys, no fighting.
How about a healthy snack instead?
Okay ***
This show is getting good now.
Wait, wait.
And it just got better.
It's not in there.
Those are just the power cords,
powering over 100 cameras
that watch your every move.
Look, I just want my butt back.
I don't need my friends in Minnesota
seeing it because... it's my butt.
He's getting mad. Roll.
Look, I'm not getting
mad, just erase the...
Would you turn the cameras off?
Never.
Hey, big brother.
Cut!
- Everyone back up, back up.
- Okay.
I'm not afraid the use this.
- Take it easy.
- You, on the floor.
- Get down...
- Get out of here.
Okay. More information, please.
I was in the pool.
I got out of the pool.
My pants fell down, and the
cameras got a shot of that.
Would it be inappropriate if I
laughed really loud right now?
And super producer
won't eration the tapes
and now I got cameras
following me around everywhere.
Which is why I said no
to being on the show.
I had no choice.
This is the part where you offer
to help me because you love me.
Okay. I read over the contract,
and Griff Season the
executive producer of the show,
which means if you want your butt back,
you're going to have to get
inform him, and I love you.
Unbelievable.
Hey, buddy.
- What was that?
- Great reality TV.
Very good. Stay with us.
Stay with mom. I'm loving this.
You two, kiss now.
Stay with them.
Stop.
Mum stop.
Don't you guys see what this
reality show is doing to us?
And I guarantee you,
Griffin's not going to like it.
I don't like it.
I love it!
Reality TV at its finest.
Very good for business.
But this show is going to be terrible for
business if it tears Big Time Rush apart.
James and Carlos can't stop fighting.
Logan and Camille have to
pretend they're in love.
- Guy, the cameras are off.
- Oh, thank goodness.
They're on again.
I'm not saying another word on
this show until I get my butt back.
Fellas, calm down.
You haven't heard about the real
Big Time Rush's shocking ending.
Shocking ending?
Get ready because in the season finale,
the viewers get to vote on which band
member gets kicked out of Big Time Rush
and pick their hot replacement.
What?
This is the true story of four best buds
who came to Hollywood as hockey
players and became Big Time Rush.
One band, one dream...
and in the end you the viewers
get to decide which band member
will get kicked out of
Big Time Rush forever
and pick his Big-Time replacement.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
You're going to kick one
of us out of Big Time Rush?
As executive producer of
this show and CEO of ***,
show, I can do just
about anything I want,
except digest cheese and
stop my wife from remodeling.
Griffin, this is invasion of privacy.
No, it's reality TV.
You know what, Gustavo
will not stand for this.
Really? Let's just check in
and see what he has to say.
Yeah.
Hi.
Frankly, I don't see the problem.
You came to Hollywood to be stars.
And you're going to be huge.
Well, we're not going to be...
manipulated like this.
And you can't kick one of us out because
Big Time Rush always sticks together.
How about at the end of the
season I give the Big Time members
not voted out a victory
bonus of $1 million.
Money?
This isn't about money.
I'm going to win that money and will
not be the one voted off Big Time Rush.
If you ask me, Carlos
will be the one voted off.
I think he shaves his legs.
Okay, first of all,
I don't shave my legs.
James does.
And that's why he's going to get
voted off for having girl legs.
I've known these guys for a long time,
and I think Logan will get voted off
because deep down inside
he's a nerd-a-blurd.
That's not a word, and
I won't get voted off
because my on-again-off-again
romance with Camille.
In fact, I'm thinking acted
breaking up with her today.
But maybe I won't.
Personally, I think James
or Carlos will get voted off.
You're not getting
your butt footage back.
You're going to get
voted out of the band.
You really should talk.
Katie.
Why are you still shooting?
Oh, I found a ***
I can use you all I want as long as I
pixilate your face and disguise your voice?
Wow, really?
I didn't see that coming.
Get the fight.
Where are we going?
Somewhere where there
aren't any cameras.
Okay.
What's the plan 'cause I am stumped.
We're going to get the band back.
We're going to get my butt back.
We're going to get our lives back and
then we're going to get a smoothie.
Back-up plan.
You start talking to the cameras,
Logan gets voted off and
you pocket a cool mil.
Katie!
Just saying.
Camille, we're over.
No amount of crying loudly or
dramatically is going to change that.
How could I have been such a fool?
Not that real. Come on.
Sorry.
Guess what, we're back together.
Stop. I can't.
We are over.
Again.
Shoot them.
*** It's perfect.
Cut, cut!
Hey, nice tackle.
Did you get hurt?
Didn't feel a thing.
We're so not getting
voted off Big Time Rush.
Why are my cameras not working?
Technical difficulties.
Get the power back on now!
Hey, guy, emergency band meeting.
Where are they going?
Ow, ow, ow, I have sensitive
ears, you know that.
Fix it.
Hurry up, fix it.
Why in the ducts?
Because there's no cameras in the ducts.
Don't you see what this
reality show is doing to us?
If we don't band together now, one
of us going home to Minnesota.
Is that what we want?
No.
- I want $1 million...
- And massive exposure.
We can get there as a
band, not a freak show.
Does Green Day have a
reality show, Lady Gaga?
No.
Neither does Big Time Rush.
***
I'd rather eat pie and play video
games with Carlos than maim him.
Okay, but... how do we get
things back to the way they were?
We make a new reality show for Griffin.
Let's do this, yo!
T.J., we don't know you.
I need those boy find them.
Every last one of them.
Now.
Okay.
Now.
I hate you, James.
Get this.
I am loving this.
Here we go. Over here.
That's it.
Stay with him.
I couldn't get enough of you.
I know. I must kiss you for a long time.
Wow. That is a long kiss.
Boom.
Wait.
I must kiss you longer.
Still kissing.
How we doing on sound?
Wait, stop.
Stay here on camera.
I'll be back.
I want a cool spy hat.
Okay.
Hi.
And cut.
I hate being a reality show.
So do we.
This is in our contract.
We have to do this or Griffin
could vote us all off the island.
You wouldn't happen to know a way
into Griffin's office, would you?
Are you kidding me?
That thing is locked
tighter than a bank vault.
I have a key.
He left his keys once and I made a copy.
Was that wrong?
No.
It's perfect.
We have a special meeting
with our C.E.O. Griffin,
who is the guy who came up with
the idea for this reality show.
We're really excited for it.
So what's this emergency super
special meeting all about.
We wanted to show you TV's
next reality superstar.
You're going to love it.
I know we do.
Katie, will you do the honors?
The real Griffin, the reality
show starring super C.E.O.
Arthur Griffin 24/7.
A reality show about me...
Starting now.
You're fired.
No, no, just kidding.
Really?
No, you're fired.
Can I join you?
Can you believe I've never
used one of these before.
♪ if you want it all you
got to lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only one you got ♪
♪ so you got to live it big time ♪
I love you, mommy.
Now I am one with you.
That's my butt.
This show is really good.
Quiet.
Still think reality shows
aren't an invasion of privacy?
It doesn't matter because
this will never air on TV.
Oh, we know, but with one
press of that button...
This video goes out on the
Internet for all the world to see.
But we'll erase it if you erase my butt,
forget about the reality show
and let us focus on our music.
Okay. Fine.
No reality show.
Just erase this video and
I'll erase Kendall's butt
and the whole real Big Time
Rush show will go bye-bye.
What?
What about me?
You, you're fired.
Mom, we are happy to say that the
Big Time Rush reality show is no more.
Oh, thank goodness.
I hated that dress.
Video game time!
Thank goodness we're done with
all this slapping and kissing.
Yeah, it was really just the
slapping that bothered me.
And thank you for saving my butt.
Literally.
I'm like a ninja, boom.
Finally we get to hang
out just like old times.
- T.J.?
- Yeah.
- We don't have a reality show anymore.
- And we don't know you.
Yeah, they got me an apartment
and I have no friends, so...
Grab a controller.
Come on, buddy.
Okay.
Let's go do some songwriting.
Good idea.