Big Time Rush (2009–2013): Season 2, Episode 12 - Big Time Beach Party - full transcript
BTR gets to spend a day at the beach with their Palm Woods friends, but Gustavo fears a repeat of history. Boy Blast went to the beach, after which their career tanked. His plan: sabotage.
- Try a "g."
- So what's with fanboy
and chum chum?
- No, how about no "g"?
- How about a "g"?
- That is Daryl and jam box,
your new songwriters.
All: Oh.
Oh!
- I'm releasing a deluxe edition
- of your album,
And I want the bonus track
to have a fresh new sound.
- Oh, so that's why
Gustavo is pouting.
- I'm not pouting!
You're pouting.
- Everyone uses
- other songwriters, Gustavo.
Katy Perry, maroon 5,
and Daryl and jam box
- are the hottest songwriters
- out there.
- Aren't they the ones
- who fight a lot?
- The song's called
wings of a dove!
All: Oh!
- No, it's called
love from above!
All: Ooh!
- It needs more guitar.
All: Oh!
- You need your morning coffee.
All: Oh!
- Don't forget the drum solo.
- This is going to be
a great song.
- Whoa!
- Guys, heads up!
- They're coming in!
- ♪ Make it count,
play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got,
so you got to live it big time ♪
- We're going
- to St. Mario's hospital!
- No, we're going
to St. Luigi's!
- You smell like sausage!
- No, you smell like cabbage!
- Okay, we know that fighting
is not the way
to write a great pop song.
- Yes, it is.
- Now, go with them
- to make sure they're okay.
And by "okay," I mean
they don't sue the company.
- And you need to find me
new songwriters a-s-a-now,
ones that can write a hit
and take a punch.
- What are you idiots
- so happy about?
- Stop.
- It's creeping me out.
All: We want to write a song!
- Please.
- Nooooo!
- Writing a song is
the next step for us as a band.
- Yeah, come on, Gustavo.
- We're ready.
- Are you ready to sit
in complete silence for hours,
waiting for the perfect lyric
to arrive?
- Or stare into the eyes
- of the sun
To find that killer hook?
Huh? Are ya?
- You could write the song
- with us.
- No!
Because you are the dogs,
and I am the lone
songwriting wolf.
Now, get out of my studio!
- Go, go, go!
G-g-g-g-go!
- He's wrong;
- we would've written
- An awesome song
- with, like, rhymes and stuff.
- But at least we get to relax
- here at the palm woods
While Gustavo "creates"
in the studio.
- What if it was
the other way around?
- I smell plan.
- Ooh!
- All our plans are pure genius.
- Not all of our plans.
- One giant hot tub...
Boys: Coming up!
- Hey, Mr. Bitters eventually
- found all of his pool furniture.
- All we have to do is get
Gustavo to take the day off,
- and we write and record a song
- at the studio.
- Yeah, one problem.
- How do we get the lone wolf
- out of the studio?
- What are you idiots
- so happy about?
- Stop.
- It's creeping me out.
- We're going to take over
- rocque records
And beat Gustavo at writing
the hit song for our deluxe cd.
- He'll kill you.
- Oh, no, he won't,
because he'll be busy
- at the palm woods'
- new health spa...
- That you run.
- I want 20%
of the song publishing.
- What is that?
- Just say yes.
All: Yes.
- Move out!
- Whoo!
- Hey, can you guys help me
- with a plan?
Both: It doesn't involve
a giant hot tub, does it?
- Health spa.
- You are not writing this song!
Because the lone wolf
will have his...
Muskrat...
Love song by the end of the day.
- I'm learning so many things
- about songwriting.
- Now, get out,
because dogs stressing me out
is not good for songwriting.
- That's why you need to relax
at the palm woods' new spa.
- Yeah, why would I want to go
- to a spa?
- Uh, because Jay-Z wrote
an entire album
- while getting a seaweed mango
- body scrub.
- Well, relaxing
and clearing your mind
is good for songwriting.
- Here's your hat.
- And your complimentary coupon.
- Whoa!
- Have a great time.
- Rest and relaxation.
- Okay, let's write a song.
Both: On it!
- Time to write the...
- Hate baby song.
- Well, dartboard method's
- not working.
What else did Gustavo say
about songwriting?
- He said, "stare into the eyes
- of the sun
To find the killer hook."
All: Welcome
to the palm woods spa.
- Yeah, this is a scam.
I'm out.
- It's not a scam.
- I started this spa so I could
- save money for college,
And I could really use
a top celebrity endorsement
from someone famous
and wonderful like you.
- Keep talking.
- I even hired
- this real-life spa lady
And everything.
- Hallo!
- What have you got to lose?
- Ja.
- What the heck;
I do need to get my songwriting
juices flowing.
Whoa!
Well, one thing's for sure:
This metronome is not helping!
- Look, we just got to dive in.
We gotta stop thinking about it
and just make music.
He's right.
- Okay, so Gustavo said clearing
- your head and relaxing
Is good for songwriting.
- What's more relaxing
than a nice, friendly game
of foosball?
- Oh!
- Hey, hey, hey.
That's not bad.
- You're kidding, right?
- Well, it needs more lyrics,
but at least the "oh" song
has a melody.
- "O" is a letter, genius,
- not a song title.
- Oh!
- And you guys can do better?
- Yeah!
Just give me a minute,
and the song will come to me.
- We don't have a minute.
- We have to write the song
- before Gustavo gets back.
- Then get us more minutes!
- Palm woods spa,
where we make the stars
shine brighter.
- Katie, have I told you
how much I love you today?
- How much more time
- do you need?
- Another hour.
- We're on to something.
Thanks, bye!
- Yes!
- Zere.
- All done.
- I must admit
I am refreshed.
Now back to my studio
and write my new hit!
- Wait!
You must stay and try
our new deep-conditioning,
salted waxing thing
and stay longer.
- Yeah, I don't want to.
Laters.
- It grows hair!
- That's impossible.
- Uh, zat's what Bob thought
when he was completely bald.
Now look at him.
- Ah.
So I says to the lady, I says,
"honey, if that's couture,
I am the queen of sheba."
- What is that smell?
Both: French herbs.
- Ooh.
- Look, we're running out
- of time.
The "oh" song is cool,
- so we're recording
- the "oh" song.
Both:
- Not feeling the "oh" song.
- Do you have a better song?
- Yeah.
Ooh, "yeah, yeah."
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
That was good.
- No, our song is way better.
- Of course you'd say that,
- 'cause you always side
- with Kendall.
- No, he doesn't.
- Yeah, he does.
- Okay, then you pick the song.
Which one is better, Logan,
the "oh" song or "yeah" song?
- Uh, you guys?
- I would really rather not get
- into the middle of this, so...
- big surprise.
- Logan doesn't want to make
- a decision.
- Hey!
- He makes decisions.
- Then decide.
- Fine.
- The "yeah" song
- is a happy interjection
Which promotes
positive feelings,
whereas "oh" connotes
unpleasant surprises.
- Say it in words that we know!
- The "oh" song is stupid.
- What?
- Yeah!
- Everybody, chill!
Remember what Kelly said
fighting doesn't solve anything.
- Take it back!
- Take it back!
- The "oh" song is stupid!
- Take it back!
- Take it back!
- The "oh" song is awesome!
- We will defend the "yeah" song
till the death!
- Hellooo?
Both: Ha!
- Not so fast.
- You just stay
- right where you are:
In loserville.
- Yeah, and we're just going
- to record the "yeah" song
In camp awesome.
- I told you we should've picked
- camp awesome.
- Well, if you guys
get studio "a,"
then we get studio "b."
- Good luck
getting through our hallway.
- Your hallway?
- Hey, this is no-man's-land.
There's no rules
in no-man's-land.
- Then go ahead...
- If you dare.
- Ooh!
- We need a studio
to record the "oh" song.
- Let's make a run for it.
One.
Two.
Three.
I'm hit!
Go on and write the song
without me.
- You're not hit.
It's in your armpit.
- Huh!
I'm better.
- Okay, we have our own space
to write and record our song,
but we need more time.
- What?
Gustavo is almost done
with his hair treatment,
- and I don't think
- he's going to want to stay
Once he sees the results.
- Look, we just need
- another hour.
- And don't forget, I talked mom
- out of naming you "apple."
- Fine!
Have a palm woods day.
- We're good.
- Yeah!
- Und... Ikea!
The palm woods patented
hair treatment is complete.
- How do I look?
- Great.
- Good.
- Fine!
- That is good!
- Let me see it!
This is grass!
- Yes, but we haven't
styled it yet.
- Ooh!
- What are the dogs up to?
- Nothing.
- Nothing.
- Writing a song.
- Wheeh?
Oh, no, they're not!
- Ha!!
- Stay back!
Ah!
Get out of my way.
I am leaving now.
- Yeah, can't let you do that.
Buddha Bob?
- Ah! Ooh. Ah!
- Get him.
- Okay, we're going to need
- more lyrics
Than "oh, oh, oh,"
and Gustavo said silence also
inspires songwriting.
- Ooh! Silent writing
starting now.
- Can you stop that?
- You mean breathing?
- Just for a few minutes.
♪ I turn the music up,
'cause, baby ♪
♪ we keep going
oh, oh, oh ♪
- It worked!
- That was it!
- The "oh" song is gonna be
- so much better
Than the "yeah" song.
- Yes!
- Sing it again.
♪ I turn the music up,
'cause, baby ♪
♪ we keep going
oh, oh, oh ♪
- Great!
- They're beating us.
- We need lyrics
- to the "yeah" song... Fast.
- Yeah,
- but I'm drawing a blank.
- And I'm usually great
- with words.
- Yeah, when you talk to girls.
- Right!
My verbal skills work best
when I'm charming the ladies.
- What?
- ♪ So tell me
who am I supposed to be? ♪
♪ What I gotta do
to get you close to me? ♪
♪ If I run away tonight,
will you follow me? ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah,
yeah-yeah ♪
- Huh!
- That was catchy.
But this is a little awkward
for me, okay?
- Who cares?
- Because the "yeah" song
- is gonna be the bonus track,
And Gustavo's gonna love it
and us.
Whoo!
- I'm gonna kill those dogs!
- You can't leave
- until you've tried
- our shiatsu neck adjustment!
- Hee-yah!
- I was just making that up.
- I guess we do have
- a shiatsu neck adjustment.
- Actually, it's kung fu,
which I learned when I trained
for kung fu babysitter.
- Okay, now our spa
- just needs something
- To make him stay put
- for a while.
- Ha!
- Okay, got the lyrics.
- Now we just got to call
- the band.
- And record the music
- to our hit song.
Both: Oh!
- So where's Gustavo?
- Um, he said
he couldn't make it.
- But he wants this song
finished before he gets back.
- And before he left, I think
his words were, um...
Both: "Fat bonus"!
Cha-ching!
Band: Let's tune up.
- ♪ If I run away tonight,
will you follow me? ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah,
yeah-yeah ♪
- All right!
- This sounds good, guys.
- The "yeah" song is good.
- It's okay.
But once we get the band,
- the "oh" song is gonna be
- way better.
- Okay, but how do we get
the band out of camp awesome?
- One more time.
- One more time.
- All right.
- Two, three.
It's an attack!
- Surrender the band!
- Never!
- Huh?
Where am I?
Why can't I move?
- Oh, you must be
really relaxed.
- Thanks to our world-famous
palm woods mud bath.
- And by that, we mean
instant-drying cement.
- Get... me...
Out of heeeere!
- Uh, I'm not sure the cement
can hold that much rage.
- That's fine.
- By this point,
- I've totally earned my 20%.
- Dogs!
- So I'll see you guys later?
- Yup.
- Yup.
- Oh, no.
What are you guys doing here?
- Working with your new
fighting songwriters.
- Cover your ears.
What are you doing?
- Me and Carlos wrote
an amazing song
for the bonus track
that goes "oh, oh, oh."
- But we wrote a better song
- that goes "yeah, yeah, yeah."
- And then they attacked us
with foil helmets
and hair extensions.
- Hey, it's because our song
- is way better.
- No, ours is better.
- No, ours is better.
- No, ours is better.
- Ours is better.
- Ours is better!
- Hey!
- You want to know
- the worst way to write a song:
While fighting.
- Yes, but ours
- really is better,
Because it goes:
- Wait.
- That wasn't bad.
- Sing that again.
- Instead of screaming "oh"
and "yeah" at each other,
- why don't you idiots scream
- "oh, yeah" together
And make that your song?
- It did sound pretty good.
- But you think Gustavo
will like it?
- Wait!
Before you kill them...
And explain what all that is,
check out the new song
from your new songwriters.
All:
- ♪ Oh, yeah,
- oh, yeah ♪
- It's...
Not...
Terrible.
It just needs
a little bit of help,
like arranging and producing
and a master
at the controls.
Now, get in the studio!
- I thought
you only write alone.
- Let's just say
every now and then,
the lone wolf needs his pack.
♪ Oh, yeah,
oh, yeah ♪
♪ oh, yeah,
oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ so tell me,
who am I supposed to be? ♪
♪ What I gotta do
to get you close to me? ♪
♪ If I run away tonight,
will you follow me? ♪
♪ Come on, come on,
come on ♪
- ♪ I can't seem
to get you out of my mind ♪
♪ and I ain't gonna stop
until I make you mine ♪
♪ I just gotta make it to you
by the end of the night ♪
♪ oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
oh, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby,
we ain't going no-o-o-where ♪
♪ I leave it all behind
to be with you tonight ♪
♪ and everybody's screaming,
"oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ I know the night
is ending ♪
♪ and time just keeps on
running out ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby,
we ain't going no-o-o-where ♪
- Well, looks like we have
- a bonus track
For our deluxe album.
- Yes!
Yes! Yes!
- But how did you write it
- so fast?
- Let's just say
- it started with some fighting
But ended
with a big time collaboration.
- You know, I think
- I'll write a song with Gustavo.
- Of course, we can skip
- the fighting.
- No, no,
I want to be thorough.
- It's gonna be a good song.
Oh, yeah.
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪
- So what's with fanboy
and chum chum?
- No, how about no "g"?
- How about a "g"?
- That is Daryl and jam box,
your new songwriters.
All: Oh.
Oh!
- I'm releasing a deluxe edition
- of your album,
And I want the bonus track
to have a fresh new sound.
- Oh, so that's why
Gustavo is pouting.
- I'm not pouting!
You're pouting.
- Everyone uses
- other songwriters, Gustavo.
Katy Perry, maroon 5,
and Daryl and jam box
- are the hottest songwriters
- out there.
- Aren't they the ones
- who fight a lot?
- The song's called
wings of a dove!
All: Oh!
- No, it's called
love from above!
All: Ooh!
- It needs more guitar.
All: Oh!
- You need your morning coffee.
All: Oh!
- Don't forget the drum solo.
- This is going to be
a great song.
- Whoa!
- Guys, heads up!
- They're coming in!
- ♪ Make it count,
play it straight ♪
- ♪ don't look back,
- don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ what you want,
- what you feel ♪
- ♪ never quit
- and make it real ♪
♪ If you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got,
so you got to live it big time ♪
- We're going
- to St. Mario's hospital!
- No, we're going
to St. Luigi's!
- You smell like sausage!
- No, you smell like cabbage!
- Okay, we know that fighting
is not the way
to write a great pop song.
- Yes, it is.
- Now, go with them
- to make sure they're okay.
And by "okay," I mean
they don't sue the company.
- And you need to find me
new songwriters a-s-a-now,
ones that can write a hit
and take a punch.
- What are you idiots
- so happy about?
- Stop.
- It's creeping me out.
All: We want to write a song!
- Please.
- Nooooo!
- Writing a song is
the next step for us as a band.
- Yeah, come on, Gustavo.
- We're ready.
- Are you ready to sit
in complete silence for hours,
waiting for the perfect lyric
to arrive?
- Or stare into the eyes
- of the sun
To find that killer hook?
Huh? Are ya?
- You could write the song
- with us.
- No!
Because you are the dogs,
and I am the lone
songwriting wolf.
Now, get out of my studio!
- Go, go, go!
G-g-g-g-go!
- He's wrong;
- we would've written
- An awesome song
- with, like, rhymes and stuff.
- But at least we get to relax
- here at the palm woods
While Gustavo "creates"
in the studio.
- What if it was
the other way around?
- I smell plan.
- Ooh!
- All our plans are pure genius.
- Not all of our plans.
- One giant hot tub...
Boys: Coming up!
- Hey, Mr. Bitters eventually
- found all of his pool furniture.
- All we have to do is get
Gustavo to take the day off,
- and we write and record a song
- at the studio.
- Yeah, one problem.
- How do we get the lone wolf
- out of the studio?
- What are you idiots
- so happy about?
- Stop.
- It's creeping me out.
- We're going to take over
- rocque records
And beat Gustavo at writing
the hit song for our deluxe cd.
- He'll kill you.
- Oh, no, he won't,
because he'll be busy
- at the palm woods'
- new health spa...
- That you run.
- I want 20%
of the song publishing.
- What is that?
- Just say yes.
All: Yes.
- Move out!
- Whoo!
- Hey, can you guys help me
- with a plan?
Both: It doesn't involve
a giant hot tub, does it?
- Health spa.
- You are not writing this song!
Because the lone wolf
will have his...
Muskrat...
Love song by the end of the day.
- I'm learning so many things
- about songwriting.
- Now, get out,
because dogs stressing me out
is not good for songwriting.
- That's why you need to relax
at the palm woods' new spa.
- Yeah, why would I want to go
- to a spa?
- Uh, because Jay-Z wrote
an entire album
- while getting a seaweed mango
- body scrub.
- Well, relaxing
and clearing your mind
is good for songwriting.
- Here's your hat.
- And your complimentary coupon.
- Whoa!
- Have a great time.
- Rest and relaxation.
- Okay, let's write a song.
Both: On it!
- Time to write the...
- Hate baby song.
- Well, dartboard method's
- not working.
What else did Gustavo say
about songwriting?
- He said, "stare into the eyes
- of the sun
To find the killer hook."
All: Welcome
to the palm woods spa.
- Yeah, this is a scam.
I'm out.
- It's not a scam.
- I started this spa so I could
- save money for college,
And I could really use
a top celebrity endorsement
from someone famous
and wonderful like you.
- Keep talking.
- I even hired
- this real-life spa lady
And everything.
- Hallo!
- What have you got to lose?
- Ja.
- What the heck;
I do need to get my songwriting
juices flowing.
Whoa!
Well, one thing's for sure:
This metronome is not helping!
- Look, we just got to dive in.
We gotta stop thinking about it
and just make music.
He's right.
- Okay, so Gustavo said clearing
- your head and relaxing
Is good for songwriting.
- What's more relaxing
than a nice, friendly game
of foosball?
- Oh!
- Hey, hey, hey.
That's not bad.
- You're kidding, right?
- Well, it needs more lyrics,
but at least the "oh" song
has a melody.
- "O" is a letter, genius,
- not a song title.
- Oh!
- And you guys can do better?
- Yeah!
Just give me a minute,
and the song will come to me.
- We don't have a minute.
- We have to write the song
- before Gustavo gets back.
- Then get us more minutes!
- Palm woods spa,
where we make the stars
shine brighter.
- Katie, have I told you
how much I love you today?
- How much more time
- do you need?
- Another hour.
- We're on to something.
Thanks, bye!
- Yes!
- Zere.
- All done.
- I must admit
I am refreshed.
Now back to my studio
and write my new hit!
- Wait!
You must stay and try
our new deep-conditioning,
salted waxing thing
and stay longer.
- Yeah, I don't want to.
Laters.
- It grows hair!
- That's impossible.
- Uh, zat's what Bob thought
when he was completely bald.
Now look at him.
- Ah.
So I says to the lady, I says,
"honey, if that's couture,
I am the queen of sheba."
- What is that smell?
Both: French herbs.
- Ooh.
- Look, we're running out
- of time.
The "oh" song is cool,
- so we're recording
- the "oh" song.
Both:
- Not feeling the "oh" song.
- Do you have a better song?
- Yeah.
Ooh, "yeah, yeah."
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
That was good.
- No, our song is way better.
- Of course you'd say that,
- 'cause you always side
- with Kendall.
- No, he doesn't.
- Yeah, he does.
- Okay, then you pick the song.
Which one is better, Logan,
the "oh" song or "yeah" song?
- Uh, you guys?
- I would really rather not get
- into the middle of this, so...
- big surprise.
- Logan doesn't want to make
- a decision.
- Hey!
- He makes decisions.
- Then decide.
- Fine.
- The "yeah" song
- is a happy interjection
Which promotes
positive feelings,
whereas "oh" connotes
unpleasant surprises.
- Say it in words that we know!
- The "oh" song is stupid.
- What?
- Yeah!
- Everybody, chill!
Remember what Kelly said
fighting doesn't solve anything.
- Take it back!
- Take it back!
- The "oh" song is stupid!
- Take it back!
- Take it back!
- The "oh" song is awesome!
- We will defend the "yeah" song
till the death!
- Hellooo?
Both: Ha!
- Not so fast.
- You just stay
- right where you are:
In loserville.
- Yeah, and we're just going
- to record the "yeah" song
In camp awesome.
- I told you we should've picked
- camp awesome.
- Well, if you guys
get studio "a,"
then we get studio "b."
- Good luck
getting through our hallway.
- Your hallway?
- Hey, this is no-man's-land.
There's no rules
in no-man's-land.
- Then go ahead...
- If you dare.
- Ooh!
- We need a studio
to record the "oh" song.
- Let's make a run for it.
One.
Two.
Three.
I'm hit!
Go on and write the song
without me.
- You're not hit.
It's in your armpit.
- Huh!
I'm better.
- Okay, we have our own space
to write and record our song,
but we need more time.
- What?
Gustavo is almost done
with his hair treatment,
- and I don't think
- he's going to want to stay
Once he sees the results.
- Look, we just need
- another hour.
- And don't forget, I talked mom
- out of naming you "apple."
- Fine!
Have a palm woods day.
- We're good.
- Yeah!
- Und... Ikea!
The palm woods patented
hair treatment is complete.
- How do I look?
- Great.
- Good.
- Fine!
- That is good!
- Let me see it!
This is grass!
- Yes, but we haven't
styled it yet.
- Ooh!
- What are the dogs up to?
- Nothing.
- Nothing.
- Writing a song.
- Wheeh?
Oh, no, they're not!
- Ha!!
- Stay back!
Ah!
Get out of my way.
I am leaving now.
- Yeah, can't let you do that.
Buddha Bob?
- Ah! Ooh. Ah!
- Get him.
- Okay, we're going to need
- more lyrics
Than "oh, oh, oh,"
and Gustavo said silence also
inspires songwriting.
- Ooh! Silent writing
starting now.
- Can you stop that?
- You mean breathing?
- Just for a few minutes.
♪ I turn the music up,
'cause, baby ♪
♪ we keep going
oh, oh, oh ♪
- It worked!
- That was it!
- The "oh" song is gonna be
- so much better
Than the "yeah" song.
- Yes!
- Sing it again.
♪ I turn the music up,
'cause, baby ♪
♪ we keep going
oh, oh, oh ♪
- Great!
- They're beating us.
- We need lyrics
- to the "yeah" song... Fast.
- Yeah,
- but I'm drawing a blank.
- And I'm usually great
- with words.
- Yeah, when you talk to girls.
- Right!
My verbal skills work best
when I'm charming the ladies.
- What?
- ♪ So tell me
who am I supposed to be? ♪
♪ What I gotta do
to get you close to me? ♪
♪ If I run away tonight,
will you follow me? ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah,
yeah-yeah ♪
- Huh!
- That was catchy.
But this is a little awkward
for me, okay?
- Who cares?
- Because the "yeah" song
- is gonna be the bonus track,
And Gustavo's gonna love it
and us.
Whoo!
- I'm gonna kill those dogs!
- You can't leave
- until you've tried
- our shiatsu neck adjustment!
- Hee-yah!
- I was just making that up.
- I guess we do have
- a shiatsu neck adjustment.
- Actually, it's kung fu,
which I learned when I trained
for kung fu babysitter.
- Okay, now our spa
- just needs something
- To make him stay put
- for a while.
- Ha!
- Okay, got the lyrics.
- Now we just got to call
- the band.
- And record the music
- to our hit song.
Both: Oh!
- So where's Gustavo?
- Um, he said
he couldn't make it.
- But he wants this song
finished before he gets back.
- And before he left, I think
his words were, um...
Both: "Fat bonus"!
Cha-ching!
Band: Let's tune up.
- ♪ If I run away tonight,
will you follow me? ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah,
yeah-yeah ♪
- All right!
- This sounds good, guys.
- The "yeah" song is good.
- It's okay.
But once we get the band,
- the "oh" song is gonna be
- way better.
- Okay, but how do we get
the band out of camp awesome?
- One more time.
- One more time.
- All right.
- Two, three.
It's an attack!
- Surrender the band!
- Never!
- Huh?
Where am I?
Why can't I move?
- Oh, you must be
really relaxed.
- Thanks to our world-famous
palm woods mud bath.
- And by that, we mean
instant-drying cement.
- Get... me...
Out of heeeere!
- Uh, I'm not sure the cement
can hold that much rage.
- That's fine.
- By this point,
- I've totally earned my 20%.
- Dogs!
- So I'll see you guys later?
- Yup.
- Yup.
- Oh, no.
What are you guys doing here?
- Working with your new
fighting songwriters.
- Cover your ears.
What are you doing?
- Me and Carlos wrote
an amazing song
for the bonus track
that goes "oh, oh, oh."
- But we wrote a better song
- that goes "yeah, yeah, yeah."
- And then they attacked us
with foil helmets
and hair extensions.
- Hey, it's because our song
- is way better.
- No, ours is better.
- No, ours is better.
- No, ours is better.
- Ours is better.
- Ours is better!
- Hey!
- You want to know
- the worst way to write a song:
While fighting.
- Yes, but ours
- really is better,
Because it goes:
- Wait.
- That wasn't bad.
- Sing that again.
- Instead of screaming "oh"
and "yeah" at each other,
- why don't you idiots scream
- "oh, yeah" together
And make that your song?
- It did sound pretty good.
- But you think Gustavo
will like it?
- Wait!
Before you kill them...
And explain what all that is,
check out the new song
from your new songwriters.
All:
- ♪ Oh, yeah,
- oh, yeah ♪
- It's...
Not...
Terrible.
It just needs
a little bit of help,
like arranging and producing
and a master
at the controls.
Now, get in the studio!
- I thought
you only write alone.
- Let's just say
every now and then,
the lone wolf needs his pack.
♪ Oh, yeah,
oh, yeah ♪
♪ oh, yeah,
oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ so tell me,
who am I supposed to be? ♪
♪ What I gotta do
to get you close to me? ♪
♪ If I run away tonight,
will you follow me? ♪
♪ Come on, come on,
come on ♪
- ♪ I can't seem
to get you out of my mind ♪
♪ and I ain't gonna stop
until I make you mine ♪
♪ I just gotta make it to you
by the end of the night ♪
♪ oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
oh, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby,
we ain't going no-o-o-where ♪
♪ I leave it all behind
to be with you tonight ♪
♪ and everybody's screaming,
"oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ I know the night
is ending ♪
♪ and time just keeps on
running out ♪
♪ 'Cause, baby,
we ain't going no-o-o-where ♪
- Well, looks like we have
- a bonus track
For our deluxe album.
- Yes!
Yes! Yes!
- But how did you write it
- so fast?
- Let's just say
- it started with some fighting
But ended
with a big time collaboration.
- You know, I think
- I'll write a song with Gustavo.
- Of course, we can skip
- the fighting.
- No, no,
I want to be thorough.
- It's gonna be a good song.
Oh, yeah.
- ♪ Step it up,
get in gear ♪
- ♪ go for broke,
- make it clear ♪
- ♪ make it work,
- get it right ♪
♪ Go and make your luck
with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,
lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got
so you gotta live it big time ♪