Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Rose-Fueled Regrets - full transcript

After a wild, wine-fueled, night out, Jenna wades through a sea of regrets and braces for the awkward interactions that follow. A group of high-maintenance, vegan guests board Parsifal, and...

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I came up like a
goddamn navy seal.

There's some things
that are gonna change.

- This boat is starting
to actually look

like ciara and
paget's apartment.

- Mm.

Paget and I have been
dating for four years.

Have you checked the
winches and everything?

- You ask me now?

When ciara and I have
worked together in the past,

I had a hard time
controlling my temper.



So I know this time,
I have to hold myself in check.

Can you stop assuming
everything and trust me?

- This is my first time
working with anyone.

I was a sole stew
on a 30-meter.

Youtube tutorial,
pinterest pages,

that is how I learned
to do my job.

- Good morning, ladies.

- For me, with a chef,

if they're really good at
their job, they're hot.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- I just want to hang out.
- Parker's a sweetheart.

- All you have to say to me
is "bacon," and I'm there.

- She's like, "bacon," oh!
- Ooh!

I'm no yacht a flirt,
I'm vivacious.



[ laughs ]
- what kind of mood?

First night out,
the chef and the chief stew

are getting together?

This could be a disaster,
and I've got front row seats.

- Time to go.

[ laughs ]
- jacuzzi's over.

- Wait a second... Ooh.

- What the [bleep]?

- This sucks.
Where's your room?

- Where's your room?

- Do you want me
to go to my room?

- Yes.

Chief stew and chef?

We gotta pump the brakes.

- Good night.

- Okay.

- I don't think
it's the smartest thing,

to just dive in head
first day one.

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- Is there any girls
in that cabin?

- I don't think so.

- I'm sure there's something
suspicious going on.

- Between who?

- I'm not sure, I haven't
worked it out yet.

- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

- What's up.
- What did I miss?

- I got to sit up in the hot tub
full of people that...

- Also our chief
stew has been passed out

in her bikini on the bed.

The chef and the chief stew...

If this goes wrong, we
are definitely ----ed.

- What are you gonna do?

- That's why is topped drinking.

- Where's your man?

- I don't know,
probably in bed.

- You don't know?
What the [bleep] is that about?

I'm a married guy, I live
through you young guys.

- All right.
- All right, go to bed.

- I wanna go outside
and breathe outdoors.

- Yeah, let's go, let's go.

Whatever her
heart desires, man.

- [ sighs ]

you coming down here?

All right, I'll come down.

If you'll get
in a big fluff about it.

[ ukulele music plays ]

- dude, look at
this dope sh--.

This couldn't be any better.

I'm in greece, on a...

- Dude.
- ...Sick-ass bond boat.

And you're gorgeous.

- I appreciate you.

I never get crushes,
ever... Ever.

I get to get serenaded,
chilling on my yacht?

I feel like a
charter guest right now.

He's just, like,
so fun to hang out with.

- It's 3:12, I wanna go to bed.
- Yeah, it...

Yeah, it's 3:15.

[ alarm clock blaring ]

- what?
- Yeah.

- No [bleep]!

[ groaning ]

oh, my god, [bleep] me.

[ exhales ]

I'm gonna be anxious
about it, like, all day.

- Oh, my god.

I feel like sh--.

Ooh.

[ groaning ]
oh, god.

Last night, it got
real real, real fast.

- Want a coffee, ciara?
- Yes, please.

- Girl was ready.
[ laughs ]

- ready for adam.

- Oh, dude.

- I'm just, like...

I'm really ----ing mortified
about last night.

- She's like, "yeah."

- [ groaning ]
oh, god, I'm ----ed.

I woke up drunk.

- Uh, so did I.
I woke up in my bathing suit.

- Next to a dead seagull?

- Yeah.

If only.

[bleep]

that's a classic me maneuver.
- Classic jenna.

I actually need to sit down
for a few minutes.

- I'm just happy that paget
and I have what we have,

so I don't have to deal
with any of this

drunken hookup bullsh--.

- You know what I need?
- You don't need shortbread.

- Yes, I do.
- Okay.

- I always need short...
Oh, no, it's empty!

Who the [bleep] puts an
empty box back in here? Ugh!

- Paget, jenna, and adam,
can you meet me in the mess?

We're going to go over
the guest preference sheet.

- Copy for adam and jenna.
- Copy that, glenn.

- You guys are already
down here, perfect.

- Yeah.
- Slide it down there.

So we have
whitney thompson forrester

from nashville, tennessee.

She's the primary charter guest.

I'm gonna put my glasses on
and make this a little easier.

That's gonna be...
Yeah, that's...

Oh, much better.
Now I can see... Ah.

She is taking her tight-knit
group of strong,

successful girlfriends
and her bff jeremy

for a luxurious vacation.

As a vagan...
- Vegan.

- Vegan?
Vagan? I don't know.

- It's just a pain in my ass.

- You know, vegan...

Am I saying that correctly?

I live in a bubble, right?

I'm amazed by all this sh--
I see, like almond milk.

I don't even know how they
milk those almonds.

- Two of the guests on
this charter are vegans...

The primary, whitney,
and her cousin hannah.

- I can say that this is gonna
be a difficult charter for me.

If I have a specialty,
it's cooking meat.

Vegan food is easily
my least comfortable cuisine.

You put bacon in it,
it's gonna taste great.

- Whitney and her husband own
this successful restaurant,

copper vault,

and robyn and katie
co-own nashville's walden bar.

This charter has
high expectations

for a level of service on board.

- On day one,
the group would like a lazy day

on the water,
with sailing.

- It doesn't sound like there's
gonna be a lot of breeze.

We'll figure it out.

- On night two, eliza has
requested a toga party.

- That sounds fun.
- One other thing...

We've got these nautibuoys,

which are inflatable
floating docks.

We have three of them coming.

There's gonna be a nice,
big platform out of the back.

- Nice.

- Thank you very much.
- Woo!

- Cool.
- Cool. Thanks.

- Go team.

- What time you get to sleep
last night, finally?

- Oh, like 4:00. I'm good.

- Cool.
- I'm good to go.

I was feeling really overwhelmed
on the first charter,

just trying not
to [bleep] things up.

This charter, I really wanna
be a valuable team member,

help with the sails,
drive the tender,

and be unstoppable.

- I really liked your
song last night.

It was good fun.

- I liked that everybody
was, like, vibing.

- Yeah.
Georgia's voice, though, eh?

- Georgia's beautiful...
A beautiful voice.

- She's beautiful and...
- And she's beautiful.

- Yeah.

- So not only am
I hung over as [bleep]

I'm trying to figure
out my menu.

I wanna make something
that everyone can enjoy,

not just the vegans.

- Georgia?
I'm missing some underwear.

- How many?
- At least four pairs.

I came with 12...
- What?

- ...And I have eight, yeah.

- There's only so many
places it could have...

- I know.

- Deck, deck, the nautibuoys
are gonna be delivered

to the back of the boat.
- Copy that.

- Oh, that one's a bit heavy.
Yeah, I'm not doing that...

- You don't want that one?
- I'm not doing that by myself.

- Oh... You gonna show off?
Incredible hulk.

- What are these things, like
just big, inflatable rafts?

- They're a pain in the ----ing
ass, is what they are.

- Oh, yeah. At least we
haven't got a water slide.

- All crew, all crew,
provisions are on the dock.

- How'd we do?
- Did you find some vegan stuff?

- Yes, everything.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Let's rock and roll.

- Is that it?
- That's it.

- Okay. Thank you so much.

How hectic are
the food preferences, huh?

- Pretty bad.

There's vegans,
there's lactose intolerance,

there's shellfish allergies,
all sorts of sh--.

I am literally ----ed.

This spinach is not my favorite.

It's like a ----ing
pain in the ass.

- Oh, man.

Last night was super awkward,

so I think my best
course of action

is to just play off
like eh, no big deal.

Um...

Even though on the inside
I just wanna

vomit all my insecurities
onto everyone.

- Are you ready
for this charter?

- I'm scared.
- Me, too.

It's all on us.

- Okay, we're gonna
support each other.

- Yes, through thick and thin.

- We can actually take out our
anger on the two other girls.

- Till death do us part.

- Okay, we've got
less than 45 minutes.

We've just gotta
haul some ass now.

- Ludicrous speed!

- Where are we at? What's
it looking like back there?

- I still need
to turn some things.

- Well, you've got no time
to do it now.

The guests are coming
in less than half an hour.

- Paget and I working
in the same department,

it's becoming more of an
adjustment than I thought.

We're okay, stop panicking.

- I'm not panicking,
I'm just saying.

- Micromanaging is not an
effective way to deal with me,

and paget should know this.

- If the deck looks crap,
it reflects badly on me.

- Yes, I know, but you
panicking doesn't help.

- All stews, all stews,

stew meeting in
the main salon, please.

- Copy that.

- Okay, so I know we haven't
had a chance to go over,

you know, the service-oriented
side of things.

- Yeah.

- So one of the main things
is like, you know,

how you're carrying your plate.
Don't put your fingers on it.

Just kinda make it, like,
as delicate as possible

always be carrying a tray or
when you're carrying anything.

I haven't had time
to really assess my stews,

but from what I've seen
they can't even carry plates.

- Just hold the plate
like a normal person...

There you go.

Make sure that stays
literally level, because it's...

I'll just hold it.

- So that actually
really worries me.

Any other questions,
comments, concerns?

Perfect.

- All crew, all crew,

we can expect the guests
any second now.

Get everybody out to
the aft deck, thank you.

- Copy that.

- Okay, guys, I see them
coming down the dock.

- [bleep]

- georgia, georgia, georgia,
can you see the cold towels?

- Yes.
- They're under the sink.

- Ai-yi-yi.

- Coming up...

- You do know I'm not actually
off my break yet, right?

- Come on, ciara, you came up 10
minutes early to give me a hand.

- If you wouldn't talk
to another deckhand this way,

don't talk to me this way.

As soon as I'm done with this,

I'm going and I'm gonna
have my coffee.

- Otherwise, I can't function.
- Hey!

[ engine rumbling ]
- I can't hear you!

- Watch out.

- Oh, my god, I can't do this.

My shoes...
- Do not wear stilettos.

- How are you?
- Welcome!

- Hi.
- I'm glenn.

- Eliza, a pleasure.
- Whitney, nice to meet you.

- Jenna, I'm the chief stew.
- Hi, I'm robyn.

- Hi, katie, nice to meet you.

- Hannah.
- Hannah.

- Jeremy.
- Jeremy.

- Do you wanna kick
your shoes off here?

- Okay.

- She's gotta bag
the louboutins.

- Bag the loubs.

- Hi, welcome aboard.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Can I get you a cool towel?

- I would love one.
- My name's adam.

- Nice to meet you.
- I'll be cooking for you.

- Great.
- Byron, chief engineer...

Welcome aboard.
- Awesome, nice to meet you.

- Pleasure to meet you...
Paget.

- Parker...
Very nice to meet you.

- Welcome aboard.

- Thank you.
- Thanks.

- We've got some great
activities planned for you.

We're hopefully gonna get
a little bit of sailing in,

if we get the right wind.
- Okay.

- And jenna's gonna take
you on a little tour.

- Perfect.
- Great, thank you.

- Ready for the tour?
- Yes!

- This is the cockpit.

- Rein it in, ladies,
rein it in.

- This is where you'll be
eating most of your meals.

- Let's do the luggage.

- Follow me up
to the fly bridge.

- Hot tub!

- And here's the hot tub,

where maybe you too could make
a ----ing fool of yourself.

Oh, wait, that's me.

So this is a great
spot to be sailing.

All the sails will
come up from here.

There's a nice bar.

- How many bars are
there on this boat?

- Three.
- Not enough.

We have to share!
- I love that you own a bar

and you're worried
about sharing one.

- So here we have
the inside dining area. Bar...

I know that you're
happy about that.

- An excellent feature.

- You have the two
twin cabins on either side...

- Where's my towel swan?

- Did you say "towel swan?"
- yes.

- There's not a bar in here.

- Is that it?
- Four more bags.

- This is the master.
- This is amazing.

- Wow, this is gorgeous.
- Beautiful.

- Glenn, glenn, pag.

Are we okay to take
the springs off?

- Yeah, get 'em off.

- So once we start sailing, you
can have lunch on the aft deck.

- Yeah...
- Those two.

- Let's go up on deck,
to the bar.

- Make sure that
the shells are facing up.

- Where's your beverage?
- She's bringing me one.

We're not working on the boat.

- I just wanna make sure
everyone's attended to.

- Not my monkey, not my problem.

- Oh, god. Ugh.

- Okay, hold on.
- Hold on... Oh...

Great, wet lines.

- Okay, glenn,
all lines are on.

- Excellent, thank you.

- Salute.

[ grunting ]

- I'll have you actually
just sit at the table,

just because we're gonna
bring up the food shortly,

if that's okay.
- Great, yeah.

- You hold on to to the boat,
I've got this.

You hold on to the boat.

- Stop saying it multiple times,
I hear you the first time.

- All right.
- All right?

It just makes you
sound impatient.

- Okay, but I hear you
the first time.

- Hold on, you need
some utensils.

- Don't you think they could
just take the skewer?

- Let's serve it
with utensils...

Don't touch any food, ever.

- Yeah.

- Chicken satay!

- Yum.
- Yes!

- Meat! Woohoo!

- We're gonna put sails up.

- Okay, I'll change,
I'll be back up.

- Cool.

- So, service...
You're only carrying two each.

- Yeah, two each,
hold the edge...

That's a very unstable
way to hold that. Here.

- Okay.

- Here, I'll take it,
you take one.

Let's go.
- No, no, no...

- Yes, yes, yes, let's go.
- Go, go.

- How's it all looking, guys?

Everything's,
of course, vegetarian,

except for this chicken.

The spring rolls are
tempuraed asparagus,

spice-roasted chickpeas,

and that's all a thai
lemongrass and ginger soup.

Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Mm.
- Oh, that's lovely.

- The salad is amazing.

- The food is dope.

- Passed your approval?
- Yes, it passed my approval.

- Where is the wind?

There's no wind.

- But you can see there's a
little bit of breeze here.

I can control
everything on this boat,

but I can't control the wind.

There's a little bit of breeze,
not much, but

we're gonna do mizzen, main...
- Mizzen, main...

- ...And we'll pull
the genoa out.

We need a minimum
of about five knots,

but even I don't know exactly
how the boat's gonna react

until I start
getting sails up.

We're head to wind,
here we go.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- Fantastic.

- Keep a close eye on
the donkey as it goes up.

- Are we going down below?

- Can I try on
your one-piece?

- Sure.

- That's it.
- We'll pull the genoa out.

Good. We're sailing.

We're not gonna
break any records.

A couple more knots
would be perfect, though.

Four or five knots,
and she can sail.

- Let's fly.
Can we fly, please?

- Can we fly?
Yeah, of course we can fly.

- Put all the sails up.
- They're all up.

- No, you still have
the motor on.

- No, the motor's not on.
- Really?

- No, we haven't
had the motor on...

- That's why we're
moving so slow.

We gotta find the wind.

- Find it.
Show him how it's done, please.

- Gimme your binoculars?
- Oh, are you gonna tell us?

Here you go.

- Those stairs are
just gonna kick my ass.

- Get that booty.

- I'd like to measure my
before-and-after success.

- I'll measure your success.

- Jenna, you were rejected.

It's just, like, awkward.

Mm, honey.

No!

- This is way too flat.

- It's the wind.
We gotta put all the sails down.

- No worries. We're gonna
start putting stuff away.

- The only thing worse
than drunk guests

are drunk guests who think
they know how to sail.

Coming down, guys, here we go.

Jenna, get those
cocktails going.

Gotta earn that tip.

- Coming up...

- I don't wanna hurt his ego.

He's a chef, he's delicate.

- What happened?

- I went to chef school
just for this day.

- Rosé.
- Oh, thanks, jenna.

- You're welcome.

- So I think I might have
some of your underwear.

- No, these look like paget's.

- I've never done crew
laundry on my previous boats,

so I'm fumbling through it.

But you wouldn't expect
it to be so difficult.

I didn't want to overanalyze
any of you guys' underwear.

I just felt like that
was crossing a line.

So I wanted to ask.

- You like panna cotta?
- Yeah.

- I'm trying to do a vegan one,
see if it works.

- Oh, we should get
in the hot tub.

- Are we putting
on bathing suits?

- So we're gonna anchor
in close here,

and try to orient
the boat

so that the guests
can see the town.

We're gonna try
and get that line on

one of those rocks over there.

Because we couldn't sail today,

I wanna have my deck team
do a stern tie

so the guests
will have a beautiful view

of agni while
they're having dinner.

All right, so we're gonna
need to get that chain,

the shackle...
- That's gonna be...

- ...And a...
It'll be okay.

- Are you ready?
- No.

- You ready now?
- No.

- Ready?
- Yep.

- Oh [bleep].

- Okay, everyone smile.

- Okay, byron, let starboard go.

- You guys, go open
the laz door.

- Can you start getting
that chain out, dude?

- Yeah.

- Have you stern tied before?
- No.

- Pretty simple, how it works.

So we'll get over there,
we'll see what size the rock is,

and we'll loop it around.

- Dude, all your veins
are popping out.

- Dude, do you even chain?

- Cheers to you,
cheers to me.

Should we ever disagree,

[bleep] you, here's to me.

- All right.

Well, let's see if
we can get it over it.

- Throw the chain.
[ laughs ]

I don't know, dude.

- I'm not sure,
what's going on?

- I don't know.

- They must have found a
rock they're happy with.

- There's no way
I'm getting that chain around

the whole big-ass thing.

- All we gotta do is get me
and the chain on the rock.

- All right, you're on.

- Under pressure, I think
I work at my best caliber.

There's less time to think.

- They've got the right idea.

I just hope he doesn't
lose his balance.

- You got it.
- Ooh!

It's okay.
I got it.

- Nice. That will do, mate.

That will do.
- [bleep] yeah.

- It's almost time to have
breakfast and get outta here.

- Whew!

- Jenna, jenna, madison.

Would you like georgia and
I to change into our nights?

- Yes, please.

- Are you going down
to get ready?

- Yeah.
- I'll go with you.

- I'd like to put
some candles up.

- Yeah, man.

- Here you go.

- You can go on break.
- Well I'm off, then.

- Yeah, you're off, that's it.
Go, go, go, I'll do it.

- It's pronounced "channel."
[ laughs ]

- this is amazing.
- Wow.

- It's beautiful.

Look at all the lights
on the shore.

That's absolutely gorgeous.

- Adam, adam, guests are
about to sit down.

- Sit down, you're
rocking the boat.

- The easiest way
to get me a seat.

- Ooh, it is like goat cheese,
that's awesome...

Vegan feta.

- Is that beet juice?
Oh, yeah.

You're taking it to
the next level.

- All right, guys.
This one can go.

How you doing, folks?

We've got some
roasted beets here.

This has got some
local vegan feta cheese,

along with some candied nuts.
Enjoy.

- Thank you.
- This is ----ing amazing.

- Have you tried these nuts?
- Nuts are good.

- The pepperoni...

- Really?

- The only thing that has flavor
on the plate is the nuts.

- What?

- Oh, my god,
there's so much flavor.

- Said the vegans.

I love beets, but, like, I like
it with stuff that has flavor.

- Can't win 'em all.

- So hand towel, and then...

- Remember to empty
the bins, I know.

- Yeah, I'm just reiterating.

- I feel where
everyone's getting off

thinking that I'm such
a ----ing moron.

- Well, tell that to adam.

He won't let me
carry two plates at once.

Like...
- I know.

It's frustrating.

- I think I have, like,
a slight authority issue

back at catholic school.

Didn't like rules.

I kept missing
catechism classes,

which was like
bible science...

As if we needed to hash
that out anymore.

I got a kicked out of
the catholic church.

I just didn't have time
for that sh--.

I'm good with everyone until
they disrespect me, you know?

Respect existence,
or expect resistance.

- I feel your pain.
- All good in the hood, man.

- Madison, madison, jenna.

Can you come serve, please?

- Oh, brb.

- Honestly, I'd be really bummed
out if I were a guest on a boat

and the primary was a vegan.

Sh--, that's
beautifully cooked. Jesus.

So tonight for dinner,
four of my guests will get

juicy, buttery steaks,

and everyone else
can enjoy their fungus.

How was your first course?

- So good. I love you.
- Beautiful.

- I got a medium
for you, jeremy.

- Yes, thank you.

- You got some roasted
portobello mushrooms. Enjoy.

- Why didn't you tell him
when he asked?

- Tell him what?

- That you didn't
like the salad?

- I--
- did you not like it?

- No, I didn't really like
the salad, but it's okay.

Nothing had any flavor.
- Mm.

- Well, did everyone
else like it?

- Yeah, everybody else loved it.
- You did? Okay.

- Good night.
- Mm.

Okay.

Have a good watch, okay?

I just thought to
put the initials next to

who I want to do watch.
- That would be nice.

- Okay. Okay.

- So that's for who?

- Jeremy's is chocolate...

- This is for...
- ...And the mango is for...

- Katie.
- ... Katie.

- Well, that would
be diary-free, isn't it

made with almond milk?

- Yes, but she doesn't
like gelatin products.

Welcome to my life.

I didn't study this much
when I was in college.

All right, let's go.

Here we are, folks.
Here's a little panna cotta.

It's made with almond milk,
some fresh berries.

- Beautiful.

- Some chocolate for yourself,

and dairy-free mango
sorbet for you.

- [bleep] man.
- I got you, girl!

- Thank you, chef.

- What the [bleep] is
in this raspberry?

What is that?
- A blueberry.

- A blueberry!

- He was, like, you know how
I could really wow them?

I'm gonna put this blueberry
inside this raspberry.

- Berries on berries.
- Who doesn't love a berry?

- That's so ----ing rude.

- But it has to be
the right size.

- That's called service.

- If a guest complains
about food,

it's my job to make sure
that the chef knows.

But this day has not
started well for me, personally,

so I don't wanna hurt his ego.

He's a chef, he's delicate.

- I went to chef school
just for this day.

- Coming up...

- Take your jacket off.

- Feels really nice, actually.

- Girls sometimes do take that
as flirting, but it's not.

- She's standing in the galley,
have some respect.

- I went to chef school
just for this day.

You know how I
can really wow them?

I'm gonna put this blueberry
inside this raspberry.

- Berries on berries!

- Who doesn't love a berry?

- They're being a bit
much right now.

- What happened?

- Some of the bitchiness
is starting to come out.

They were like,
"did you tell adam

that you didn't like the salad?"

and she's like,
"no, I didn't feel like it."

you know when you can just
tell somebody's just...

- Yeah.
- Complaining just to complain?

- People suck.
Most of 'em do.

- It's the drunkenness when
this comes up, you know?

- Thank you.

- I can't decide
if I wanna go to bed.

- I'm pretty tired.

- Parker, what time are
you on again?

- Four...
I'm going to bed after this.

- You can go to bed now,
dude, I got this.

- Good night, and get
some sleep, okay?

- Good night, you, too.

- I put all the cushions
away so they don't get wet.

I gotta rinse the hold.

- Are you looking forward
to that list?

- Paget and I don't normally
work that well together.

He just gives me a list
and I get on with it.

It keeps both of us happy.
- Yeah.

- How old were you when you met?

- He was 22.

I think I was 18
when we started dating.

God...

Ugh.

- I'm gonna go to bed.
- Good night.

- Bye.
- You can go to bed now.

All machines are done, right?

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

- Sound good?
- Yeah.

- [ groaning ]
oh.

[ alarm clock buzzing ]

- I know.

- Good night.

After a long day, it's
nice to just be a person.

To sit down,
take my stew face off

and put my flirt face on,
you know?

- Hey, parks, what's up?

It's been real, it's been fun.

[ alarm clock blaring ]

- that's like the healthiest
orange I've ever seen.

- Good morning.
- Morning, glenn.

- How you doing?
Ah, lovely weather.

So it drops off a bit,
4 percent rain at 12:00.

- Yeah.

- We were thinking
of going up north.

- Yeah.

- We still do the
toga party and all that.

- Yeah. Coffee?
- Yes.

- Absolutely.
- Glenn, glenn, pag.

We're just getting ready to
take this line off the rock.

- Copy that.
- Okay, pull us in.

- Dreary day.
- Little bit.

It's just what I gotta do.

- Instead of taking the
chain off the rock,

we probably should have
just taken the whole rock,

and then we could go stern
to wherever we want.

- Okay, glenn, that's
the chain off.

We're heading back to the boat.

Nice.

- Yeah, glenn, glenn,
that's two on deck,

and she's off the bottom.

- Thank you.

- Everything out, right?
- Everything's coming out.

- Okay.

- You and parker are both out
of the cabin now, right?

- Huh?

- You and parker are both
out of the cabin...

- Just stand in one place,
turn around, look at me.

What's the question?

- You guys are not in
your cabin right now?

I'm just checking
that you're here,

and then I'm checking
if parker's here.

- I'm right here.
I don't know where parker is.

What ----ing kind of
question was that?

- So I just wanted to know if
you knew if he was in the cabin.

- No, I don't know.
I don't keep track of him.

- Thank you.

Adam seems to have mistaken my
inexperience for incompetence,

which is really
not the same thing.

[ knocking ]

- I also don't have time
for ----ing questions.

- Takes three and a
half minutes to inflate.

- Huh?

- Guys, we're gonna be
slowing down shortly.

Byron, if you can come up
and stand by the anchor, please.

- Copy.

- What can I do?
- Watch and learn, really.

Once one's inflated,
we chuck it over the side

with the two lines attached,
tie it off to the transom.

Tie them so they can literally
step off into the nice water.

Are you guys happily
inflating the next one?

- Okay.

- She's straight up and down.
- Copy that.

- Two, one...

- Jenna?
- Yeah?

- It just feels a bit
like my lack of experience

in, like, a formal setting...
- Mm-hmm.

- ...Is being mistaken for
being incompetent, and I mean,

like, adam hasn't seen
me do anything wrong.

I just haven't given
him any reason

to be talking to me
the way he does.

- I mean, you just
can't take it personally.

I remember hating it
when I was a stew,

but it's the way
that you'll remember it.

I expect my stews
to be thicker-skinned.

I was trained
by old-school chief stews.

One time I cut the tip of
my finger off

and instead of getting
medical attention,

I was told to get back
to work and suck it up.

- I just wanna make sure
that there's no, like,

oh, she said this,
she said that.

- No, no, that's not a
healthy way to create a team.

- Good talk.
- Yeah.

- This is sweet.

- I'm sure it won't be
our favorite thing to do.

- Oh, no. No, it's gonna be
a huge pain in the ass.

- Pull that in that
way, forward.

- That's what I'm doing,
it's just heavy, paget.

Please have
some patience with me,

I'm not as strong as you.

- If ciara had another first
mate that wasn't her boyfriend,

there's no way she would
speak to me like that.

Three, two, one...

- Oh [bleep].
---Ed up my finger.

Yeah, don't worry,
my finger's fine, by the way.

- So georgia was telling me
that she feels

like you think
she's incompetent.

But I just said suck it up
and just do what you're told.

- I already tried pussyfooting,
and I'm not gonna do it.

- Yeah, there's no need to.

- The galley is my domain.

I'm under a lot of stress.

I don't need to be coddling

and wasting
my precious seconds on you.

- That's how you sink or swim
in this industry too,

is if you can actually hold your
ground and just ----ing take it.

- You gotta learn real quick
or get the [bleep] out.

- Coming up...

- When I wake up and
see nothing's been done...

- It's not that
nothing's been done.

You're only looking at the
things that haven't been done.

This is a completely
different side of us.

- Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

- Georgia?
- Mm?

- I want you to know
that I'm not trying

to be hard on you.
It's just a learning curve.

- Why would you think
it's necessary to say that?

- I can tell you're
frustrated with me.

- I'm not being a wimp or
anything, but I can also...

- I know you're not.
- ...Carry two plates at once.

- But it's not gonna
work for me.

At this stage in the game,
it's my way or the highway.

So just don't complain about it.

- I don't have chick friends

because this is
always the problem.

The first time
I open up to someone

it has to be relayed
to someone else

and then used against me.
It's such a kick in the head.

- That's all I got for you.

- I love that you came out
with your sleep mask on.

- ...Inside, just
because it's windy and cold.

That looks nice.

The nuts and
that cheese is vegan.

The yoghurt obviously isn't.

Potatoes, vegan, yes...

- So you just leave that there,
and I'll take the rest.

- Thanks.
- This is yummy.

- These potatoes are the bomb.

- They're happy.
- They're happy?

- Yeah.
- Good.

- And the citrus fruit
is so good.

- Thank you, adam.

- This is pretty good... Oh.

- I'm just gonna ask you
a couple things.

Today we could
do some watersports,

if you're interested.

- Yeah, I think
stand-up paddleboarding

would be really fun.
- Okay.

And then dinner tonight
is a toga party.

- Paget, paget, jenna.
- Yeah?

- A couple of the guests
will be wanting to

go on the stand-up
paddleboard, please.

- Copy.

- Why do they wanna go
paddleboarding right now?

It's really sh--ty
conditions for this.

- Yeah, it's choppy too.

- Running on, like,
five hours of sleep right now.

I tried to do as much
as I could last night,

and then it became 3:00...
- No, you're good.

- Normally I do write,
like,

send some notes like,
hey, like...

- Do you like my cutting board?

- There's a cutting board
right there.

I mean, if you want it.
- I'm done.

- Hello, you can
come down any time.

Just so you know,
it is a bit choppy,

so paddleboarding might not...

Pretty much, yeah.

Just let me know when
you're ready for them.

- Is georgia still in the cabin?
- I haven't seen her.

- You wanna check on them?
- Yeah.

- I just want you to monitor.
- Yeah.

- She strapped on her flotation
devices, and in she went.

- Make sure, like, the
hair shampoo and stuff is just,

like, neatly in there
and sh--.

- Yeah, I haven't
gotten there yet.

- No, no, I...

- Can you take the bag
out of the trash?

- It's fine, I'll just
take everything.

Did you iron these rooms?

- Um, that one, yes;
this one, no.

- Um, we have to iron
the sheets every morning.

- Yeah, I know.

- Do you like my hair
when it goes frizzy?

- You look hot, got that
salty sailor thing going.

I like that.

- [bleep] yes.

[ laughs ]
whew.

♪ I like the way
you sharpen ♪

oh, I actually forgot
to put my skort on,

it's just my underwear.

- Jenna and I have this amazing
banter, and it feels great.

However, I'm gonna have to spend
a lot of time with jenna.

Our sinks are
shoulder-to-shoulder.

We gotta go slow.

I just realized I'm half-naked.

- Is someone paddleboarding?
- Yeah.

- All right, eliza.
The ocean is your oyster.

Recreational activities
are definitely where I shine.

You're gonna
start off on your knees.

My parents are
associate directors

of an outdoor
educational school,

so I've been a camp counselor
for most of my life.

- That's okay.

Everyone gets wedgies.

I was made for this sh--.

You want your feet spread apart.

- Ooh, yes, she's doing it...
Do it, do it.

Back straight, knees bent...
Start paddling.

There you go.

Bend your knees.

- Vegan pistachio cake, maybe.

A few sh--ty comments'll
bruise any chef's ego.

I'm learning all about
this veganism.

But despite the fact that
I still think vegan food sucks,

I'm gonna take it
as a challenge,

and I'm gonna knock these
ladies' socks right off.

All right, bakery's closed.

- Are you providing togas?

- Yep, we have them all.
- It's a process, cap.

- Let that run out on
deck so we don't...

- Yeah, I'll take care of it.

- Okay, so we need
somebody on toga duty.

Each person's gonna get that.

- Okay, down a meter...

Keep coming...

Sweet.

- I need a test dummy,
take your jacket off.

It goes...

- This feels really
nice, actually.

- I'm dealing with sheets 24/7.

The fact that I'm using
something a little bit more

aesthetically pleasing
than a laundry board,

I'm not gonna complain.

She's standing in the galley,
have some respect.

- Paget has a very flirtatious
personality.

I do know that girls sometimes
do take that as flirting,

but it's not.
It's...

- I'm sorry, I have this
thing for turning

everything sexual, I think.

- Eliza, you're giving us,
like, strong side boob.

- Just hold them up.

- Ooh, god, you were
born for this.

I mentioned it to jenna,

so of course she mentioned it
to adam.

It's just a bit two-faced-y

- yes, yes.
- And all-girls boarding school.

- That's not cool.

- Am I, like, hermes?

Do I have, like, a tiny wings?

- I think it's
pronounced "ehrmez."

- god, look at
how gorgeous this is.

I could cry!

- Where is the humus?

- Why would I know where
stuff like that is?

I don't know where anything
on this boat is anymore.

Don't gimme that look.

- No, only the real stew.
- Why?

- Because they didn't
have enough togas.

- I'm gonna go look in here.

[ sighs ]

- paget, glenn.

Is anyone opening
the swim platform?

- On my way. I was just
getting changed into a toga.

- Want me to do it?

- No more sheets?
- No.

- Aw.
- I'm sorry.

We were kinda like oh, we'll do
the two that are doing service,

and then one guy.

- Ciara, ciara, pag.

You have to put the tender
on the side, though.

[ laughs ]

- you do know I'm not actually
off my break yet, right?

- Huh?

- I'm not actually off
my break yet.

- Well, what does that have
to do with this boat?

Nothing.
- No, nothing, but it's just...

- Exactly. Don't talk to me
like we're in a relationship.

Talk to me like
we're work colleagues.

- Come on, ciara, you came up 10
minutes early to give me a hand.

- Paget...
- It's not a big deal.

- It is, when I haven't
had my coffee.

If you wouldn't talk to another
deckhand this way,

then don't talk to me this way.

As soon as I'm done with this,

I'm going in and I'm gonna
have my coffee.

- Otherwise I can't function.

[ engine rumbling ]

- ...So you can give me a hand.

- Okay, I'll be on the side.
- Hey!

- I can't hear you.

- As soon as I'm done with this,

I'm going in and I'm gonna
have my coffee.

[ engine rumbling ]
- I will say when you can do

that sort of sh--
if I need your hand

with stuff beforehand...
- Okay, I'll be on the side.

- Hey!
- I can't hear you.

- Have fun.

Normally, ciara wins arguments
the most, because she's feisty.

She's like a little rottweiler.

- Hey.

- You take it up with you
when the ladder's down.

- But now it's like
I'm the boss,

and she needs to respect that.

[ sighs ]

- oh sh-- girl.

- America's next top siren.

[ laughing ]

- is the captain in a toga?
- Oh, my god, please.

- Should we go look?
- I would die.

- That's it for me.

- They seem to really
like this toga thing.

They all got super into it.
- Perfect.

- Hello, greece.
- Hi, greece.

- Ciara, ciara, georgia.

Come to the crew mess, please.

- I'll be there
in a few minutes.

- You look nice.

- Thank you.
- I think it looks nice.

- It'd look nicer in a toga,

which is why georgia's
calling me.

- Woo, this is a good shot.

- Holy sh--, adam,
this looks really good.

- It's a lot of ----ing work.

Everyone has a hard time
accepting a new challenge.

In this case,
I'm forced into a situation.

I'm gonna have to kick ass,
no matter what.

- All right, y'all, come sit.
- To-ga, to-ga.

- Your worse half is
a bit of a [bleep] up,

but I think I'll get
yours right.

- Nipples keep coming out.

- It happens to the best of us.

- And the worst, apparently.

- Let us make haste.

- All right, I got
hot food down here.

- Both hands above
your head, please.

- You girls look so beautiful.

- Aw.
- Aw, thank you.

- Yep, so that's like that...

- We can't fit everything!

- Wow, this is a lot of food.

- It's a grecian feast.

- Take your pants off and
you are a greek goddess.

- That whole phrase
sounded a little bit weird.

[ knocking ]
- hi.

- Hi. I'm in a toga.

- So how are
we gonna work on deck?

- Ugh, whatever.
- Smart idea.

- All right, you guys,
we've got some eggplant

over here that's
gonna be aubergine;

spanikopita,
farro salad with feta...

That is gluten-free feta...

- Send it back, because
we need it to be vegan.

I'm just kidding.

- Roasted cauliflower
with spices,

yoghurt chicken,
lamb off the bone.

Hope you enjoy, okay?

- Thanks, chef.
- Thank you so much.

- Right on.

- So want me or shall I cabin?

- Yeah, cabin, thanks.
- Cool, thank you.

- That cauliflower...
- Is so good.

- ...Is so good.

- Do you wanna help her
with the cabins?

- Yeah.
- I need you to go straightaway.

- You got it.

Georgia? Have you already
done the master?

- No, I only just started.

- I will be in here.

- How is everything?
- This is amazing.

- Good.

- Holy sh---balls,
that was a lot of food.

- Is this okay, to take it now?

- Yeah.

- Have to treat
the cushions tonight.

- Yeah, obviously.

- What's up?

- Nothing.
- Where you going?

- I'm gonna go get
cleaning stuff for the hot tub,

is that okay?

- Yeah, it's fine, but you're
being really weird with me.

I don't understand.

- What, do you wanna have a
full-on discussion about it?

- If I want to, yes.

- Whatever.
- What's...

- I think you killed it
with the food.

- Thank you.

- It's pretty good when you work
with a chef who doesn't suck.

- I'm glad I'm a little
better than "suck."

that's a good place to be.

- Tell me...
- Better.

Way better.
- Good job, boo.

- Thank you.

Well, madison
appreciates me trying.

At least I have that, right?

- Just checking that there
are, like, no, like...

- The fibers, yeah...
- Yep.

- I didn't wanna touch it when
it's still a bit, like, moist.

- Yep.

- That's the first time
I've used that word

in a sentence,
and I didn't enjoy it.

- Moist.

- Oh.

That's the connecting end.

- Well, it's already
connected, so...

- Is it?
- Yes.

- Paget, it is the right hose.

- I just hope you guys can get
the work done, though, tonight.

- I did all this last night.

- Yeah.

- Okay. There's my answer.

- We've been out
on the swim platform

with the guests all day.

You're bitching to me
about things

that have nothing to do with me.

- I have to say something if
I don't like something.

That's it, get used to it, okay?

- Paget and I don't usually
let work things

turn into a full-blown argument.

This is a completely
different side of us.

- We can't have our
standards slip.

Because when I wake up and
I see nothing's been done...

- It's not that
nothing's been done.

You're only looking at
the things

that haven't been done.

- Well, that's my job, to look
at things that haven't been...

Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

- Next, on "below deck
sailing yacht"...

- We're going sideways!

- Ah!
[bleep]

- so we have sylvia
from boise, idaho,

and their
one-month-old daughter.

- These parents are crazy.

- Hi!
- Welcome aboard.

- That looks dynamite.
- You look dynamite.

- I'm actually enjoying
the casual flirtation

between adam and I right now.

- This is a professional
environment, you two.

- It needs to be
more round, not deep.

- I'm just getting in there.

After four years
we've been together,

you'd have thought
I'd get used to the nagging,

but nope, here we are.

- You're not digging a grave.
- Can I get in it?

- You're probably gonna
end up in it.

- The laundry is a ----ing
sh-- show.

- Why is that line going for?
Why did...

- He asked for it.
- No, that...

Get that one off!
Get that one off!

- Off, off, off.

- I need somebody talking to me.
I have no reference up here.

[ bleep ]