Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - My Big Fat Bleak Wedding - full transcript
The first charter of the season is underway, and Chief Stew Jenna is already feeling the pressure as she is tasked with planning an impromptu wedding for two drunk guests. First Mate Paget ...
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Sailing Yacht"...
- This is a big change for us.
The boat's still
a little bit of a mess.
For the past nine months, we've
been in the off charter season.
Paget was running the deck.
And Ciara was
running the interior.
So I decided
to put Ciara on deck.
- Paget and I have never worked
in the same department.
- Paget, nice to meet you.
- Adam.
- We did have this
family between
Glenn, myself, and Ciara.
I'm nervous about
meeting the new crew.
- Jenna.
- Oh, Jenna.
- Nice to meet you.
I came up like a
goddamned Navy SEAL.
Everything should be perfect.
- Is it a sh---show?
- Yeah.
- The boat is a [bleep]-show.
- There's sh--
everywhere, but...
- We had a lot of
maintenance to do,
so the boat's not charter-ready.
There's still
a little bit to do.
- But the deck does that?
- No, the interior manages it.
- Well, that could change.
- This is my first time
working with anyone.
- I'm pretty green to
the yachting industry.
- Okay, no worries.
- I'm confident on
smaller boats,
but there's a lot of stuff on
a super yacht that I don't know.
Deuces.
- We've got Alan
and Jennifer Ward,
their daughter, Emily,
and her friend, Peyton.
- They want to celebrate Emily
and Peyton's graduation.
- And their close friends.
Alessia and Guy
are getting married
the day before the pick-up.
We were expecting two more.
- They're delayed.
- They're not as nice as us.
- Sail going up.
- Yeah!
- We're sailing.
- This is best part.
- Quite a bit of the sail
is out of the track.
- So the hot tub
is not warm yet.
Have you had steak knives
on board?
- Not that I know of.
- [bleep].
The crew that's been on
board for nine months
didn't have anything
prepared for this charter.
- Hey, baby.
[ laughter, cheering ]
- Sorry we're late.
- You guys have gear?
- So let's do it right now.
- Are you sure?
- What's going on
with these people?
- Can you marry them?
- I don't know.
- I've had like
four gin and tonics.
- Only four?
- Four doubles.
- This is the main salon.
- Do you guys have any tequila?
- Yes.
- Let's get this
show on the road.
- Oh, no, here we go.
- Man overboard.
- Between the boat
being a complete disaster
upon arrival...
- Ugh.
- ...and these guests blowing
in like a drunk hurricane...
- We've been drinking
for three days.
- We are off to a
pretty sh--ty start.
- Have a tequila.
- One tequila. One.
- Anything goes wrong
after this,
we can blame on the tequila.
- I might even marry you, then.
- It's night one, and I already
feel like I'm drowning.
- So how we gonna
do these tequilas?
- With enthusiasm.
- That's how we like it.
- Oh, how's that ice cream?
Can I try some?
- No.
- Parker, you get
eight hours of rest.
Come back at 4:00.
- All right.
Let me go to bed.
- Perfect.
- Good to see you guys.
- Better late than
----ing never.
- Woo.
- It's ----ing mayhem.
They're wasted.
- Oh, are they?
- And they didn't get married.
- Awesome.
- This is what keeps
the marriage working.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Being new to
a larger-scale boat,
I'm gonna be nervous
for a while.
I do want to ease
myself into it, and make sure I
don't [bleep] up for
the guests to see.
- Mama mia, all right.
Officially ready.
- I can't sleep.
Oh, my God.
- Barometer, 10 24.
- Okay, log reading?
- No.
- Oh, I guess we're not, yeah.
- Yeah, that's the log
I read off to you.
Prior to working on Parsifal,
Ciara and I worked on
a few smaller yachts.
And I was the captain and Ciara
was the sort of first mate role.
We always felt equal.
Put like a little anchor symbol.
- I know, I like drawing.
- Yeah.
Now that
she's working underneath me,
it's a fine balance of
trying to be the boss,
but trying to
be the boyfriend.
- Cool.
- Awesome. Thank you.
- You're so ----ing beautiful.
You know what?
I want to marry you.
- I don't have a dress.
- Are you ready to
start sitting?
Adam, Adam, Jenna.
Come in.
- She is so ----ing cool.
She's got really
bad taste in men.
But other than that,
she's ----ing perfect.
- So you're comfortable
with turn down?
- I'll have to be.
- Yeah.
Because I'm a control freak,
I like to knock out
service on my own.
And I'm orchestrating
the junior stews
as my little puppets
to carry out all of
the little things that need
to happen behind the scenes.
- Adam, Adam, they are seated.
- Copy.
- For Adam, please.
- Yeah, copy for Adam.
He said he doesn't want
to talk to you.
- Then we'll get all
of like their used towels,
and we'll bring them up,
and then we'll serve.
- What are the shifts?
I don't know what you are.
- I'm late tonight.
- So we're always overlapping
so there's always two of us?
- Early girl,
normally you're like
by yourself for like an hour.
- Second stew means that
you're essentially a chief stew,
but you do all the bitch work
of a third stew.
Because you're almost
like training the third stew.
You'll have morning duties.
Every boat's different.
I'm just thankful that
Georgia wants to learn.
Thank God.
Frickin' lucky charms up
in this bitch.
- All right, cool.
- Yamas.
- Yamas.
- Madison, do you want to come
out with the first course.
- Copy, on my way.
- Fries are for the girls.
- Yeah.
- All right, guys.
This one can go.
- Woop, there it is.
- Au gratin potatoes,
cream [inaudible],
we got some French fries,
chateaubriand,
green beans, King Crab legs.
Enjoy.
Bon Appetit.
- Bon Appetit.
- Nicely cooked.
- That is fantastic.
- Wait, why you not in bed?
What--
- Mainly because everybody
that I don't get to hang out
with during the day
is down here.
Like I want to hang out
with the girls, and Adam.
I don't want to miss out on
anything exciting going on.
Sleep is for airplanes, man.
- I am. I just want to hang out.
- Parker's a sweetheart.
- You suffer from FOMO big time.
- I do, too.
- I have a really great
job for somebody.
You can juice the orange juice
for the morning.
- All right, bring them
down, I'll do it.
Whenever I don't have
engineering work to do,
I help out in
the other departments.
I could be reading a book
or something in my cabin,
but I want to be
where the action is.
- I took some mushrooms.
And I was trying to get back
to the beach.
- Well, you're kind
of a fun guy, right?
- Okay, so that's
a vanilla cake?
- Vanilla chiffon.
- Yeah?
- Can I have something to put
this orange juice in, please?
- Ciara might know.
- I do, but I don't know
what Adam's thrown out
and put in the bilge.
I got a trash bag.
- Okay.
Definitely needs to be replaced.
We need to get that.
- Yeah.
- There's only a
big plastic pitcher.
I normally keep it in the
galley in that top shelf.
It's a little bit frustrating
having new crew come on board,
move everything around,
and then ask me where it is.
- Yeah, I gotta do this
for a sec.
- Okay.
- Happy graduation.
- Happy graduation.
This is a vanilla chiffon cake.
- Awesome, thank you.
- Wait, you're taking it away?
- Yeah, now we're gonna eat it.
- Come on, get naked
with the cake.
Come on, get in here.
- This one is kind of one of
the ones I used for juice.
- What, we're just
pouring ----ing orange juice
out of a planter.
- Yes.
- How do you not have a glass
bowl to put this in?
Normally on a yacht
you would serve juice
out of a beautiful
crystal pitcher.
So if Ciara thinks
I'm gonna pour orange juice
out of a measuring cup,
probably not going to happen.
- There's that really tall,
slender you wanted for water.
- Okay. That's fine.
Good?
- Yeah.
- Gonna have the
graduation girl first.
- Thank you.
- Oh, this is so good.
- This is good.
- It's so good.
- This is good cake.
- Georgia, you can go to bed.
You have to be up at six.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Thank you so much.
- See you in the morning.
- Hey, good night, you guys.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- This is ----ing cool.
- Stop swearing.
- You're so crazy.
- How are you both doing?
- Good, Madison, good.
- Do you guys need anything?
- No, we're good.
- You're okay?
- We're so happy.
- Good.
- Bonjour.
- Hey, you.
- Can't you guys keep
it in the shower?
- It's a little hug.
- Thanks so much, Jen.
Amazing, huh?
I forget where we're sleeping.
Woo.
[ alarm ringing ]
- Good morning.
- Could I possibly have
some coffee?
- Absolutely.
- Morning, morning, morning.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
- We were just gonna come talk
to you about the day.
I know you're keen to really
have some watersports going on.
And then we're gonna
do a Greek night.
- So we're just gonna
throw a five-minute
wedding in at some point.
- Yeah, we can do something.
- I think they're only gonna do
it if we organize it, right?
I mean, don't seem to be able to
get around to it on their own.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
- You want us to do it?
Like--
- I mean, we can do it.
- Sounds lovely.
- Wedding day.
- Coming up...
- Okay.
You have to get it back in.
- The bolt rope is
not feeding through.
- Oh, sh--, I almost had it.
Dude, I'm... I'm struggling.
[bleep].
- We're just gonna throw
- We're just gonna throw
a five-minute wedding in
at some point.
- Honestly, if you want
us to do it.
- They don't seem to be able to
get around to it on their own.
- Okay, so we can
inform them when they wake up
that this is what's happening.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- I'm worried that the crew
is not going to have enough time
to pull off the kind of wedding
that these guests are expecting.
- Okay, now, I'm starting
to get a little bit stressed.
They're definitely doing this
----ing marriage thing.
- Wait, they are?
- And I have to plan it.
- Oh [bleep].
When's the wedding?
- What's the plan?
- Well, I'm just gonna have
to come up with it, I guess.
- Give me like five.
- Perfect.
- Got to sort that laz out.
- Okay, I don't really
know what I'm doing in the laz.
- I'll show you.
- What time do you think
they're gonna get up?
- He had a few drinks
last night. We'll see.
- I need those tables
out of here.
- Are we doing it together?
Or you're showing me
what you want done?
- No, it takes-- I'm starting
to take stuff out, to help you.
- I know what-- I know what
stuff it is.
- Look for it and there you are.
There's two tables.
- Are we taking it up to the--
- No, no.
I want to get
everything back here.
- Okay, okay, I'm just
asking what the plan is
'cause you haven't
told me anything.
- I did. I told you I wanted
to come down here and organize.
That's what I said.
- God, that stuff is thick.
- Oh, this looks dynamite.
- Thank you.
Looks good, feels good?
- Yes.
- I'm gonna go grab a sweater
if I'm gonna sit in the shade.
- They're gonna
have breakfast now.
- Yeah.
- They want to do
the watersports.
Maybe some paddleboards
would be good.
- Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning.
- I've got a nice spread here.
You can pretty much
do any sort of
continental breakfast
that you'd like. Enjoy.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- For me with a chef,
if they're
really good at their job,
they're hot.
- That bacon was good.
- How is everything?
- Delicious.
- Just great.
- Thanks.
- Put it on the transom.
That's a knee board?
- That's a knee board, yes.
I think knee boarding is sick.
Does it say the
size right there?
- Medium to small, probably.
- What's this?
- That's the sail for
the windsurfing.
- Is there a rack under
here it can fall on?
- There's--
- Parker asks
a lot of questions.
Having worked with Paget a lot,
I know that Paget doesn't give
a [bleep] about questions.
I'm just counting down
the days until Paget
comes to me to help
manage Parker.
- Let's get some mediums.
- Do you have any idea
of where they'd be?
[ sighs ]
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Sorry, we didn't have
a clue what time it was.
Wow, what a lovely day.
How you doing?
- I'm excellent.
- What's happening?
- Myself and your friends
there we were discussing
that captain's
gonna marry you guys.
- Ooh, pressure.
Okay, I'm up for that.
- Okay.
What the [bleep]?
- Darling, fancy
getting married?
- Is that a proposal?
- Kind of.
- I think that a proposal...
- Captain's up for it.
- A little bit more...
- Romantic.
- You gonna try to go in dry, or
do you want to get wet first?
- Try and go dry,
and probably fall in.
- Okay.
- What do you have planned
for the ceremony?
- What kind of things
are you thinking?
- Maybe a dress, white shorts,
and a white thing.
- Yeah, I'm so nervous now.
- Okay, so I'll
start that for you.
- Feta cheese.
- I'm gonna need you guys
to stay on service for a bit.
I'm gonna start focusing
on this wedding.
- Okay.
- I believe in us.
- Stay in that
stance the whole time.
You got it.
You're a pro.
Bend your knees a little bit.
There you go.
- They have requested a dress.
They're looking at she wants
to go to a hairdresser
and have her hair done.
We've got about six hours.
Why don't we see if
we can get somebody
who can source out ten different
dresses, something like that.
- Wow.
- Bring them on board.
- Good idea.
Good idea.
- And then have a hairdresser
come on board.
- I like your idea.
- Perfect.
- Where do you want me?
- If you see fenders like that,
we don't need any more.
- Hi, there.
I'm calling
for a wedding ceremony
that we're going to perform.
We need a couple options
for the bride to wear.
It's much more casual.
- There we go.
- We're gonna do a Greek night.
The guests would like to
have some entertainment.
- Then we'll put that
on top of that,
and then that on top of that.
- We need a hairdresser.
Thank you.
Chat soon.
- Margaritas, if we may.
- Sure, how many would you like?
- Uh... three--
- I'll bring all
three up there now, okay?
- Okay, perfect.
But I'll have a tequila
shot right now.
- Yeah?
- If I may.
- All right, that's the spirit.
- But don't tell anyone.
I'm getting married at 8:00.
So this is like
my stag do, so.
I actually now I really
want to marry her.
- For me, I'd love
to be married.
I'd love to have a go-to person.
But I haven't found any guy that
thinks that this is a good idea.
- Cheers, thank you.
- May the stag commence.
- Need a hug?
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be fine.
Working with Hannah,
and working with Jenna,
is like night and day.
Hannah is a cold,
long, dark night.
- The sick woman
is wondering if
it's possible to
get chicken soup.
- Yeah, I'll just whip up
some chicken soup real quick.
- Can I get these heated?
They're cold and dry,
apparently.
The guests are clearing
the plates.
- We need to... no.
The desserts aren't
even close to being ready.
- I know, I know.
- So you say no.
- Jenna's like a
beautiful morning with sun
and chirping birds
and spring flowers.
Night and day.
Now, get the [bleep]
out of here, go.
- Okay, you got any ideas how
you want to fix that sail track?
- Hasn't come out of
the groove on the mast.
It's just come out
of the donkey bit.
- Stop, stop, stop.
Quite a bit of the sail
is out of the track.
- We have to get it back in.
- Yeah, I'll go take a look.
- I'll be right out.
- Hi.
- Margaritas.
Yay.
- She doesn't need a helmet if
she's waterskiing, does she?
- No, only for the wakeboarding.
- Okay, I'm going to come down.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What do you reckon?
- Yeah, I wonder how flexible
the head of the sail is?
Have you got somebody
a bit more competent
with lashings than myself?
- I can do it.
- Okay?
- Yep. All good.
- Glenn is an awesome captain,
because there's no jobs
that he won't do.
He'll take out the garbage or,
he'll help with the washdown.
- I might be able to just
pull all the slack out of it.
- I really respect that.
- Give me a little bit of slack.
- To be fair, Captain Glenn's
not the biggest of guys.
- True.
- What's happening is
the boat rope is in the track,
but not in the donkey.
- Let me just unfurl the main
sail like two centimeters.
- Okay.
If there's a
problem with the sail,
we will look for any solution
to keep the charter going.
How many wraps you have?
- Three.
- Go down to two.
If there's a major problem
that we can't solve,
that could mean the end
of our charter season.
And that's a big deal.
- Hang on.
- Okay, stop, stop, stop,
because it's
not feeding through,
so I'm going to end up
losing it all.
Oh, sh--, I almost had it.
Dude, I'm... I'm struggling.
Ah!
- [bleep]
- Coming up...
- You were getting--
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- You guys okay?
- No.
- They're having a
----ing domestic.
- What the [bleep]?
- Dude, I'm... I'm struggling.
Ah!
- [bleep].
- You okay? Hang on.
- Oh, sh--, I almost had it.
People who come on board
a boat like this,
they want to sail.
So if we can't sail,
it's a big issue.
I'm pretty much there,
as soon as I can undo this.
- Okay, I think we're done here.
Whew.
You know, all the easy jobs,
they're always a
little more complicated
than you think they're gonna be.
- That's why we get
paid the medium bucks.
[ laughs ]
- Woo.
[ cheers and applause ]
- I was thinking for the--
you can fold it up into
like that kind of thing.
- Thank you guys for taking us.
- Yeah, thank you.
- Absolutely.
- Thank you, Ciara.
You rock.
- I know.
- All crew, all crew, let's get
ready to get some sails up.
- ...you feed around there.
- Okay.
- You guys pull the flag up?
- I'm grabbing it now.
- Thank you.
- Sailing's gonna get
pretty interesting.
- This is the main genoa.
- This is the main genoa.
- I don't know
what you're saying.
- The genoa is the sail.
- I thought you were
talking about salami.
- Are we gonna sail?
- We are, yes.
- Thank you, Georgia. You rock.
- You say very cliche
American things, don't you?
You rock.
Rock star.
- That's just who I am, man.
- Let's see if what we did
worked. Here it goes.
- Pag, be especially careful as
the battens go past the donkey.
- Oh, that's amazing.
- Okay, let's go, men.
- Can I push the button?
- Yes--
- I -- I am sailing.
- You're hoisting the main sail.
- That's the main sail?
- We want to get as many of the
guests involved as possible.
That's a big part of being
on a big sailing yacht,
rather than a motor yacht.
- Yeah, I did it. Okay.
- It's inside the donkey, still.
- Yeah.
- Okay. I'll probably
do the last bit myself,
if you don't mind.
- Okay, thank you so much.
- Paget, Paget, ready
to come out on the genoa.
- I need you pulling here.
It's quite hard by myself.
- I'm trying, okay?
- We're going to try and
go a little bit deeper.
- Copy.
We're going to try and
go a little bit deeper.
He's going to try and
go a bit more downwind.
- Have you checked the winches
and everything?
- You ask me now?
- I assumed you
would have checked this
if it had a black mark.
- Is it good?
- Good.
- You can stop assuming
everything and trust me.
I hope for the season
that Ciara and I can come out
the end of it unscathed,
but I am nervous,
because when Ciara and
I worked together in the past,
I had a hard time
controlling my temper.
- Okay, that's it.
- I have to make
a very concerted effort
to hold myself in check.
A little bit out more
on this one.
- You have more sailing
experience than I have.
- I sailed the main.
- The main.
- The main.
- The stylist and the makeup
artist are going
to be coming in,
so I need your help
to clean the master
and make it presentable.
- Okay. All right.
- All covered in juice.
- Isn't this fun?
This is fun.
- Pull the trash.
- This is not a fun
mess to clean up.
- You got the couch?
- Got all of it.
Ah.
[bleep]'s sake.
- Oh, my God, this is so cool.
Look.
- When was your
last relationship
and how long were
you with her for?
- Two and a half.
We just went different ways.
I wanted to do yachting.
I was single.
I knew I could.
- Yeah.
- Because I know
that sh-- hard.
That's why I'm so
impressed by you.
Ciara and Paget
are a power couple.
They're in love, and they
work well under pressure.
That's how you have
a good relationship.
Dude, when you gonna marry her?
Come on.
- Like [bleep].
You guys hardly even know us.
- If you get married,
I'll DJ your ----ing
wedding on the boat,
and we can throw a banger.
- All crew, all crew,
we're gonna get ready to
start taking sails down.
- You ready?
- Okay, Glenn, I got a
visual on the boat.
- Okay, Byron,
we're gonna go out to two.
- Yeah, that's holding.
- Madison, margarita people.
- Hello, sir.
- I think we're ready for
a couple more margaritas.
- Yeah.
- Deck, deck, Glenn.
The stylist and makeup
team have arrived.
- Welcome aboard.
- Thanks.
- Ah, here you go.
- This is really strong.
- Yes.
- So, welcome.
- Hi.
- I'm Jenna. I'm the chief stew.
- Keep them coming, yeah.
- Would you like
another margarita?
- Totally.
- Okay.
- I'll have another tequila,
as well.
- So we have brought you a
stylist and a makeup artist.
- Yeah?
Oh, my God.
- And a hairdresser.
- That's good tequila.
- Oop, I don't think
he needs a shot glass.
- On a scale of one to blackout,
Guy's already
a drunk white bitch
on the floor of a bathroom.
- I'm not drinking, actually.
I'm getting married today, so.
- Oh, of course, of course.
- I really like that.
- That looks so good.
- Oh, I like that one.
That's a hard call.
- That's very cute.
- I like the other.
look better, though.
- Ooh.
- That looks so good.
- I like that.
- Yeah, I think
that'd be pretty.
- Okay, it's a wrap.
It's a wrap.
- Perfect.
- Done.
- Yamas.
- Yamas!
- I'm getting married.
- Okay, I'll have one of
the what I ordered before.
- The margarita.
- I would start
giving him placebo cocktails,
but it's too late for that.
- Hit it.
- Chick peas from a can.
Hell no.
- How you holding up, good?
- I am so tired.
- And we need to organize
all the stuff
that has to come on board.
- You gotta scrub it harder
than that, yeah.
- Oh, my God.
I'm cooking.
- Oh [bleep].
Now I just gotta
make a Greek buffet.
Excuse me.
- All stews please change
into your evening dresses.
- Okay, so I have
three bottle of white.
And three bottles of red.
- And when is the wedding?
- Before dinner.
- You guys okay?
- No.
- Get out of here then.
- What's happening?
- They're having a
----ing domestic.
- Who is?
- The newlyweds.
- Okay, what...
I need to be a part of this.
- Like how bad? Screaming?
- Yes, shut the [bleep] up.
- You were getting--
- You're embarrassing yourself.
Please.
- What the [bleep]?
- You were getting--
- You were getting--
- You're embarrassing yourself.
Please.
- Oh, they're having a problem?
- Yeah, they're getting
in some kind of
an argument down there.
- Okay.
- I'm done!
- You come too.
[ knocking ]
- Hello?
Is everything okay?
- I'm not drunk, actually.
- You all right, mate?
- I'll tell you what,
why don't you get
the [bleep] out of
my room, then?
- All right. Come on.
There's no need-- there's no
need for that.
Yeah, I don't really want to
leave you guys alone right now.
You have had a couple too many.
- Give us a minute,
would you please?
- Okay. We're gonna -- we're
gonna go out and close the door.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- As a captain, I feel
that it's definitely
within my jurisdiction to deal
with this any way I see fit.
If it gets physical,
we will physically restrain
anyone on board
who's becoming violent.
And I'm hoping it doesn't
come to that point.
Can you just stay
here and monitor?
- Whatever you need me to do.
- Cool.
- Are they fighting?
- Yeah, they're yelling
at each other. Yeah.
I just went down to
try and calm them down.
I don't know what to do.
- He's obviously had
a bit too much.
- Yeah.
- Parker's down there
now listening.
So, we'll just keep
monitoring them.
- Okay.
- Are we good now?
Kind of bored, yeah?
- Oh yeah.
- Did you know about
their domestic fight?
- No.
- Oh.
- I was wondering why everyone
was so tense down there.
- You're supposed to go on a
break soon, though, huh?
- 8:00.
- Can I get you anything?
Do you need anything?
- No, I'm okay. I'm--
- Still getting your hair done?
Sure. Get your hair done.
- Parker, go down.
- Thanks, mate.
- Show me what you can do.
- I'll probably do more browns.
- So what's going on upstairs?
- Alessia is getting her hair
and makeup done, so,
things are happening.
- Right, is that for
the successful marriage
that's obviously
gonna last forever?
- I'm gonna go full plates,
placemats, and silverware.
- Okay, what are you serving?
- It's family style
Greek buffet.
- Oh, no first course?
It's just gonna be all at once?
- It's all at once.
- Okay, good.
We're looking at 30 minutes.
- 30 minutes.
Whether or not Guy and Alessia
actually go through with
this whole wedding thing,
they're getting a
bitching Greek spread.
This is the best
cluster [bleep] of a charter.
- There's olive branches.
They're on the aft deck
right now.
Can you start making
some crowns for us to wear?
- Crowns, got you.
- I'm just gonna try
to get creative
and put stuff on the table.
- How long is it going to take
to make some ----ing hummus?
- Everything inside tonight.
- Okay, so I can be cleaning out
here while they're eating?
- Yeah.
- ----ing piece of sh--.
- Are they the ones
getting married?
- I think they're the ones
who were getting married.
- There might still be
a wedding tonight?
- I haven't heard one way
or the other.
I'm not going to push because--
- Let's just let it play out.
- Unbelievable.
- Thank you.
- We'll top you right up.
- Deck, deck, Glenn.
- Yeah, Glenn, Go ahead.
- We have a boat pulling up
on the stern any second now.
Can we get those
people on board?
- Copy.
- Did I do this right?
- You can't do it wrong, babe.
It's a branch.
- Hello, how are you?
I'm Jenna, nice to meet you.
Guests can sit here.
- How we do it in Greece,
when the couple comes.
- Yeah.
- After the wedding.
- Sorry, I should mention.
- Yes.
- That hasn't happened,
and it might not happen.
- Ah.
But we're having the party.
- We're having a party,
but we're just not going
to mention anything
about that part,
because it may
or may not happen.
It hasn't yet.
- So we are doing
a party, what for?
Are we going to
wish somebody or just.
- Just happiness.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- You look like an office clerk,
if I'm honest with you.
- I didn't pick the uniform.
- Let's go.
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
- There's nobody sitting there.
- No.
- So this is rehearsal?
- This is what they're gonna do.
- I don't think those people
are getting married.
- This is just like a love...
Some people just ----ing
get off on having drama.
Like, oh, let's get married,
and let me drown you.
Just like this
roller coaster thing.
I think they love this.
- Okay.
- I knew sh-- was going down.
- No guests are even up.
Going down to check
on guests now.
- Thank you.
- All right.
Let's do this.
- My crown.
- Do I look all right?
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- Is there anything else
you want me to do
apart from rinse it?
- Rinse it..
- I'm gonna just do...
on there--
- Yeah, 'cause if you spray it,
it's going to go everywhere.
- No, I'm gonna scrape it off.
- Cool.
- That's beautiful.
- No, that's not
what I'm wearing.
- No, it's beautiful.
So is this still happening?
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry. I just spent
the entire day
trying to plan a wedding.
What the [bleep] is going on?
Argh.
- Coming up...
- What kind of mood?
- You're funny.
You're doing your job well.
And I enjoy looking at you.
Oh, my God.
- Don't push your...
- Okay, so, you
- Okay, so, you
can start turn down.
I'll be serving dinner.
- Did you hear anything about
if the wedding's
still going forward?
- She said he has to apologize.
He's a ----ing asshole.
I don't know.
- The thought of marriage
actually kind of gives
me a rash.
I remember, like, walking past,
like, a bridal shop
with my girlfriend, right,
and like covering her eyes,
and like walking
her past quickly
so she doesn't
get any crazy ideas.
Let me know.
- I don't know, he just
came into the room
when I was getting makeup on,
and he was like hi.
And I was just like, ugh.
- Adam, we're just
waiting for Guy.
- Thanks.
Got your goddess hat on?
Fit for a goddess?
- Oh, my God, every time...
my face just turns red.
- Every time. I'm starting
to think you're baiting me.
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah, isn't this so cool?
- This is amazing.
How impressive.
- Where is Guy?
Is he coming?
- I just have to give Adam
a little bit
of a timeline.
Are you ready to be seated?
- Yeah, totally.
- Adam, the guests
are gonna seat.
- Copy.
- Look how pretty it is.
It's amazing.
- Okay, you can sit
there, actually.
It's usually like men,
women, and...
- You tell me.
- We have a--
we have an unequal--
- Yeah, cool.
Look how cool this is.
- Ready?
One, two, three.
- I'm the queen,
but you're not the king.
- Okay, fine.
- All right.
- Just an asshole.
But, um, yes.
- What?
So awkward.
- Thank you.
- Can you show me what--
how to level this bathwater.
- These are tapenades .
You can take the hummus.
- Oh that looks so nice.
- Here comes meat.
- Adam's game is pretty
strong right now, huh?
- Awesome.
- Wow.
- And there he is.
- Amazing.
- So there is some lamb kabobs.
We've got shrimp and octopus.
Greek salad, hummus, tzatziki.
- Yeah, max.
----ing awesome.
- Enjoy, you guys.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
- Very good.
- Very good.
- Everything's so good so far.
- Turndowns are so much
better when you have two people.
- Yeah.
[ cheers and applause ]
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you so much.
- What's the story?
Are we doing any--
same shifts as yesterday?
- Yeah.
- Makes sense.
- Thank you very much, guys.
- Thank you.
[ speaking Greek ]
- I'm kind of ready to retreat.
- I am, too.
- All right, take care, man.
- I am so sleepy.
- So are they getting
married or not?
- It's a definitive no.
I'm so happy we did all of that
work for literally no reason.
I'm the most tired
I've ever felt in my life.
- What a day.
- Good night.
- See you in the morning.
- How'd dinner go?
- Weird.
[ alarm ringing ]
- It's a beautiful morning.
- It is.
- I think if I were gluten-free
I would just come up with
a different breakfast.
- I'm not like a eggs person.
- Yeah. Me, neither.
- I'm not really a breakfast
person, and that's--
- Me, neither.
I don't really eat breakfast.
- Yeah.
Do you know literally everything
we say we're like me neither.
I'm the same way.
You know when people are
always like
what's your perfect type,
like, the reality is it
would be exactly me.
[ laughs ]
- True.
I'd love to [bleep] myself.
[ laughs ]
- I'm actually thinking
of placing a bet
on whether they ever get
married at this point.
- Good thing we didn't
bring a gift, huh?
- That would have been awkward.
- How are you feeling
for breakfast?
- We were just thinking
we're getting hungry.
- Adam, Adam, Jenna.
They want breakfast.
- Copy.
- Here we go.
- It was very optimistic of you
just setting the
table for six.
- This yogurt and granola
is so good.
- Everything is so good.
Adam is such a good chef.
- ♪ I don't have
any room ♪
♪ On my shelf ♪
♪ Doing laundry for the crew ♪
- Yeah, that was like,
really posh, you know.
- It doesn't sound like that.
- Yeah.
- You know, we could do
a full cook's jamlet
after these people
get the [bleep] off.
I got into yachting because
I'm trying to sustain
this little dream of mine
to just like be a musician.
I think all of us are
gonna become like a--
like a riverboat band
or something.
- A riverboat band.
- First half of my year I spend
in the city and I'm doing music,
and I'm performing,
and I'm recording in the studio.
And the other half,
I'm a glorified
domestic worker, you know.
So I'm just doing both until we
see which one takes me further.
Hopefully the music.
- Catch you later.
- All right.
- Okay, Glenn, ready to weigh
anchor with you.
- Okay, thanks mate.
- Anchor's in the pocket.
- Cool.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Unbelievable.
- Can I get you coffees,
mimosas?
- I normally drink at three.
I'll have-- I'll just
have a water.
- A water?
- Yeah.
- How do you feel
the first charter went?
- I think we have a great team.
----ing lucky, man.
This is exactly
what I hoped for.
- Should we go upstairs?
- We can.
- Don't you leave.
- Is there an order
you like to do?
- So if the wind's blowing
from the starboard side,
I'll tell you to get on
your starboard line first.
- Paget, Glenn,
are you guys ready?
- Copy that, Glenn.
We're standing by.
Are you on portside, mate?
Yeah.
- I'll be on port.
- Ciara, you're gonna be on--
- I'll be on starboard.
- Packed and ready to rumble.
- We're all done.
- You're lined up
pretty good there.
Keep it starboard
a little bit more.
- 10, copy, 10.
- Parker, you want to get
your line on first?
- This is my first official
docking of the charter season.
And I really want
to impress Paget.
- Okay, dude, throw your line.
- [bleep], just give her a touch
forward, please.
We just missed our line.
- [bleep]. [bleep].
- Okay, port line is on.
Okay, starboard line
is going on now
with two minutes
clearance from the transom.
Pull it at your slack.
- Copy that.
- Dude, not four wraps, man.
Just need a few wraps.
Okay, guys, lock it off.
- It looks straight.
Very nice.
This docking has been one
of the easiest
I've experienced in a while.
We had no crosswinds.
We had a decent spot
to back into.
But you know it's not always
gonna be such a smooth docking.
- All crew, all crew, the guests
are getting ready to depart.
Everyone up on the aft deck.
Thank you.
- Don't you with
it was longer sometimes?
- I do.
- Okay.
- Here they come.
- Thanks so much, man.
- Such a pleasure
having you guys on board.
- Thank you so much.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Normally I hate
to watch men leave,
but I loved to watch Guy go.
Get your crazy ass
out of here, honey.
- The sailing was amazing.
- Thank you so much.
- We chartered
several yachts before.
This is the first sailboat.
And this is by far the best crew
that we've ever had.
- Thank you.
- As a token
of our appreciation,
I'd like to leave that.
- Wow, thank you very much.
- Thank you.
- Nice.
- Thank you so much.
- Bye Parsifal.
[ ship horn blares ]
- On to the next one.
- Parker, Parker, Pag.
Give me a hand scrubbing
the rubbish down
in the crew mess, please.
- So here's the game
plan for now.
Going into the guest cabins,
stripping the beds,
folding up the blankets neatly.
Everything should
look really neat.
- I'm gonna go out on
on the side walk.
- Okay.
- All crew, can we get
everybody into the main saloon
for a charter debrief?
- Copy that.
- All right.
One of the things
I want to discuss is we were
a little bit behind
the eight ball getting started.
And then all of a sudden,
we have a wedding.
You know, we have to plan
for a wedding.
And we also had
a little bit of an incident.
Someone had a little bit
too much to drink.
And you guys dealt
with it amazingly.
I'm very, very impressed.
The guests were really happy,
and so they left us 20,000.
- That's a good tip.
- 2,200 each.
- Yes.
Yes, cap, yes.
- That's a lot of money,
and I'm ----ing stoked.
- Okay.
- Okay, Byron.
Thank you very much.
You earned that,
so I'd like to invite you out
for dinner tonight.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- But just keep in mind it
is a school night.
Gotta get ready for
the next one.
- Given it's our
first charter together,
I think we knocked it
out of the park.
My mother would be proud.
- Cheers.
- Yeah.
- Awesome work.
- Yes!
- All right, back to work.
- It's just overflowing.
- That was a good charter.
- Yeah, I'll take
a $20,000 tip all day.
You look good in my galley.
- Hey, what's up? Hello.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Get to work.
- I'm blessed.
- A common dynamic between
the chief stew and chef
is a couple rams on
the side of a mountain.
It's not pretty.
But I don't see that
happening with Jenna.
As a chief stew, she seems like
she's got her sh-- together.
That was the ultimate
form of delegation.
- You're funny,
you're doing your job well,
and I enjoy looking at you.
You know, my job just got a
whole hell of a lot easier.
- Coming up...
- Let me in.
- Rosé, hot tub, Greece.
No.
- What are you going
- What are you going
to wear tonight?
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- Mm-hmm.
- Let's just finish drying
like all the stainless
and everything.
- Yeah.
- Just call it out
when you guys are done, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Take a breather.
- ----ing spent. Come on.
- I'm gonna go shower.
Is that cool?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ladies, ladies.
- What is--
- Ready for the walk of shame.
- You look really hot, too.
- Yeah, like, what the [bleep].
- Whoa, you clean up nice.
- I didn't know we were taking
our own bouncer tonight.
- You guys ready to go?
- Yes.
- Let's go get a drink.
- Best dressed pays the bills.
- Yeah.
- I'm in Europe for the first
time in my life.
I grew up barefoot,
little kid running around
in the woods, in the swamp,
by the Chesapeake Bay.
So I'm still adjusting
to the decorum
of the posh world of yachting.
- We got a squad.
- Can't wait until it gets dark.
- Oh, dude, I look
way better in the dark.
- Dude.
- That's a Grecian hallway
if I ever seen one.
This looks nice.
- Captain, I believe
this is where you'll be
dining this evening.
Let's mix up a little bit.
- All right.
- Hey, how you doing?
- How you doing?
- Any ideas for apps?
- The biscotto.
- Croquetas.
- Just don't get me salad
and I'm happy.
- You're not one of
those salad girls.
- Deep fried or cobb.
- ----ing...
- Spaghetti with bacon.
- Oh.
- Tomato, onions,
and chili pepper.
- All you have to say to me
is bacon, and I'm there.
- You're like bacon?
[ shudders ]
- I'm not a flirt
like I'm vivacious, okay?
- Anybody got a chamois mop?
- I'm gonna actually
do the number 38. Yeah.
- Penne alla vodka.
- Beef filet.
- Oh, that looks so good.
- I'm gonna say that's-- that
looks really good.
- Octopus or squid, and
I'm gonna love it.
- Glenn, Ciara and I are
sort of like a family,
and I was a
little bit nervous
about having a
new crew on the boat.
- Parker, how is it?
- Good.
- It's interesting
and different.
- Yeah.
- But as a crew, we united
which has made me excited
for the season.
I'm excited to have some
new people on the boat.
- That's really good.
- That's actually very nice.
- Good.
- Oh, no, we don't want that.
- We don't.
- That was delicious.
I'm gonna get the check
and we'll get out of here.
- All right, guys.
- Really good.
- Should we make a move?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kind of shaking
'cause I'm kind
of cold right now.
- Do you want my jacket?
- No.
- Where we going?
- What kind of mood?
- Staff meeting.
- Staff meeting?
- We have red wine
in the crew mess.
- See you guys in the morning.
- Good night, Glenn.
- I'm gonna take
a little shower.
- Rosé, hot tub,
Greece, hello?
- Going in.
- Thank you so much.
Oh, you guys are awesome.
- It's you.
- Chilling here with
all the ladies.
- You dog.
- Come on, show me how
to play the ukulele.
[ cheers ]
- Don't.
- There you go, Pag.
- All right.
- Nobody's coming--
- I didn't see it coming.
- ♪ Sitting half naked ♪
[ laughing ]
- ♪ With my crew ♪
- ♪ Really love my friends ♪
- ♪ But I don't want to see
their boobs ♪
- Or do I?
- ♪ It's a little bit
cold outside the tub ♪
♪ So I'm gonna
get myself in... ♪
- ♪ I'm very drunk
and I know it shows ♪
♪ But I won't let you know
that my life blows ♪
♪ I'm gonna drink
a little more Rosé ♪
♪ I don't care
what you have to say ♪
- Yeah.
- ♪ I'm gonna have
some more anyway ♪
- Yeah.
Cheers to that shit.
- ♪ 'Cause I drink ♪
- That, too.
- Can you freestyle?
- Oh, girl. You got it?
I got your back.
- She's like, yeah.
- She's like, okay.
- Do I really want to see
you being like?
No.
- I think that's enough
for everybody.
Jacuzzi time's over.
- That was the worst
experience in my life.
I hate... I hate
this experience.
- Why's that?
- It's just...
This is the worst.
Oh, my God.
- Don't push your--
- What just happened?
- Jacuzzi's over.
Everyone's out.
- No, no, no.
- Time to go.
- This yours, Adam?
- It's Adam's.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- It's us.
- First night out,
the chef and the chief stew
are getting together?
- Wow, look at this really nice
place we get to sleep.
- I've worked on a lot of boats,
and if there's
one thing I've learned,
it's that this could
be disaster.
I've got front row seats.
- Next on Below Deck
Sailing Yacht...
- We have
Whitney Thompson Forrester.
- Put all the sails up.
- They're all up.
- You gotta find the wind.
- There's no wind.
- Find it.
- Jenna, get those
cocktails going.
Gotta earn that tip.
- Oh, God.
- I'm really ----ing
mortified about last night.
Umm...
- What's in this raspberry?
- Some of the bitchiness is
starting to come up.
- People suck.
Most of them do.
- I see nothing's been done.
- It's not that
nothing been done.
You're only looking at the
things that haven't been done.
This is a completely
different side of us.
- Ciara, stop ----ing with me.
- Previously on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...
- This is a big change for us.
The boat's still
a little bit of a mess.
For the past nine months, we've
been in the off charter season.
Paget was running the deck.
And Ciara was
running the interior.
So I decided
to put Ciara on deck.
- Paget and I have never worked
in the same department.
- Paget, nice to meet you.
- Adam.
- We did have this
family between
Glenn, myself, and Ciara.
I'm nervous about
meeting the new crew.
- Jenna.
- Oh, Jenna.
- Nice to meet you.
I came up like a
goddamned Navy SEAL.
Everything should be perfect.
- Is it a sh---show?
- Yeah.
- The boat is a [bleep]-show.
- There's sh--
everywhere, but...
- We had a lot of
maintenance to do,
so the boat's not charter-ready.
There's still
a little bit to do.
- But the deck does that?
- No, the interior manages it.
- Well, that could change.
- This is my first time
working with anyone.
- I'm pretty green to
the yachting industry.
- Okay, no worries.
- I'm confident on
smaller boats,
but there's a lot of stuff on
a super yacht that I don't know.
Deuces.
- We've got Alan
and Jennifer Ward,
their daughter, Emily,
and her friend, Peyton.
- They want to celebrate Emily
and Peyton's graduation.
- And their close friends.
Alessia and Guy
are getting married
the day before the pick-up.
We were expecting two more.
- They're delayed.
- They're not as nice as us.
- Sail going up.
- Yeah!
- We're sailing.
- This is best part.
- Quite a bit of the sail
is out of the track.
- So the hot tub
is not warm yet.
Have you had steak knives
on board?
- Not that I know of.
- [bleep].
The crew that's been on
board for nine months
didn't have anything
prepared for this charter.
- Hey, baby.
[ laughter, cheering ]
- Sorry we're late.
- You guys have gear?
- So let's do it right now.
- Are you sure?
- What's going on
with these people?
- Can you marry them?
- I don't know.
- I've had like
four gin and tonics.
- Only four?
- Four doubles.
- This is the main salon.
- Do you guys have any tequila?
- Yes.
- Let's get this
show on the road.
- Oh, no, here we go.
- Man overboard.
- Between the boat
being a complete disaster
upon arrival...
- Ugh.
- ...and these guests blowing
in like a drunk hurricane...
- We've been drinking
for three days.
- We are off to a
pretty sh--ty start.
- Have a tequila.
- One tequila. One.
- Anything goes wrong
after this,
we can blame on the tequila.
- I might even marry you, then.
- It's night one, and I already
feel like I'm drowning.
- So how we gonna
do these tequilas?
- With enthusiasm.
- That's how we like it.
- Oh, how's that ice cream?
Can I try some?
- No.
- Parker, you get
eight hours of rest.
Come back at 4:00.
- All right.
Let me go to bed.
- Perfect.
- Good to see you guys.
- Better late than
----ing never.
- Woo.
- It's ----ing mayhem.
They're wasted.
- Oh, are they?
- And they didn't get married.
- Awesome.
- This is what keeps
the marriage working.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Being new to
a larger-scale boat,
I'm gonna be nervous
for a while.
I do want to ease
myself into it, and make sure I
don't [bleep] up for
the guests to see.
- Mama mia, all right.
Officially ready.
- I can't sleep.
Oh, my God.
- Barometer, 10 24.
- Okay, log reading?
- No.
- Oh, I guess we're not, yeah.
- Yeah, that's the log
I read off to you.
Prior to working on Parsifal,
Ciara and I worked on
a few smaller yachts.
And I was the captain and Ciara
was the sort of first mate role.
We always felt equal.
Put like a little anchor symbol.
- I know, I like drawing.
- Yeah.
Now that
she's working underneath me,
it's a fine balance of
trying to be the boss,
but trying to
be the boyfriend.
- Cool.
- Awesome. Thank you.
- You're so ----ing beautiful.
You know what?
I want to marry you.
- I don't have a dress.
- Are you ready to
start sitting?
Adam, Adam, Jenna.
Come in.
- She is so ----ing cool.
She's got really
bad taste in men.
But other than that,
she's ----ing perfect.
- So you're comfortable
with turn down?
- I'll have to be.
- Yeah.
Because I'm a control freak,
I like to knock out
service on my own.
And I'm orchestrating
the junior stews
as my little puppets
to carry out all of
the little things that need
to happen behind the scenes.
- Adam, Adam, they are seated.
- Copy.
- For Adam, please.
- Yeah, copy for Adam.
He said he doesn't want
to talk to you.
- Then we'll get all
of like their used towels,
and we'll bring them up,
and then we'll serve.
- What are the shifts?
I don't know what you are.
- I'm late tonight.
- So we're always overlapping
so there's always two of us?
- Early girl,
normally you're like
by yourself for like an hour.
- Second stew means that
you're essentially a chief stew,
but you do all the bitch work
of a third stew.
Because you're almost
like training the third stew.
You'll have morning duties.
Every boat's different.
I'm just thankful that
Georgia wants to learn.
Thank God.
Frickin' lucky charms up
in this bitch.
- All right, cool.
- Yamas.
- Yamas.
- Madison, do you want to come
out with the first course.
- Copy, on my way.
- Fries are for the girls.
- Yeah.
- All right, guys.
This one can go.
- Woop, there it is.
- Au gratin potatoes,
cream [inaudible],
we got some French fries,
chateaubriand,
green beans, King Crab legs.
Enjoy.
Bon Appetit.
- Bon Appetit.
- Nicely cooked.
- That is fantastic.
- Wait, why you not in bed?
What--
- Mainly because everybody
that I don't get to hang out
with during the day
is down here.
Like I want to hang out
with the girls, and Adam.
I don't want to miss out on
anything exciting going on.
Sleep is for airplanes, man.
- I am. I just want to hang out.
- Parker's a sweetheart.
- You suffer from FOMO big time.
- I do, too.
- I have a really great
job for somebody.
You can juice the orange juice
for the morning.
- All right, bring them
down, I'll do it.
Whenever I don't have
engineering work to do,
I help out in
the other departments.
I could be reading a book
or something in my cabin,
but I want to be
where the action is.
- I took some mushrooms.
And I was trying to get back
to the beach.
- Well, you're kind
of a fun guy, right?
- Okay, so that's
a vanilla cake?
- Vanilla chiffon.
- Yeah?
- Can I have something to put
this orange juice in, please?
- Ciara might know.
- I do, but I don't know
what Adam's thrown out
and put in the bilge.
I got a trash bag.
- Okay.
Definitely needs to be replaced.
We need to get that.
- Yeah.
- There's only a
big plastic pitcher.
I normally keep it in the
galley in that top shelf.
It's a little bit frustrating
having new crew come on board,
move everything around,
and then ask me where it is.
- Yeah, I gotta do this
for a sec.
- Okay.
- Happy graduation.
- Happy graduation.
This is a vanilla chiffon cake.
- Awesome, thank you.
- Wait, you're taking it away?
- Yeah, now we're gonna eat it.
- Come on, get naked
with the cake.
Come on, get in here.
- This one is kind of one of
the ones I used for juice.
- What, we're just
pouring ----ing orange juice
out of a planter.
- Yes.
- How do you not have a glass
bowl to put this in?
Normally on a yacht
you would serve juice
out of a beautiful
crystal pitcher.
So if Ciara thinks
I'm gonna pour orange juice
out of a measuring cup,
probably not going to happen.
- There's that really tall,
slender you wanted for water.
- Okay. That's fine.
Good?
- Yeah.
- Gonna have the
graduation girl first.
- Thank you.
- Oh, this is so good.
- This is good.
- It's so good.
- This is good cake.
- Georgia, you can go to bed.
You have to be up at six.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Thank you so much.
- See you in the morning.
- Hey, good night, you guys.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- This is ----ing cool.
- Stop swearing.
- You're so crazy.
- How are you both doing?
- Good, Madison, good.
- Do you guys need anything?
- No, we're good.
- You're okay?
- We're so happy.
- Good.
- Bonjour.
- Hey, you.
- Can't you guys keep
it in the shower?
- It's a little hug.
- Thanks so much, Jen.
Amazing, huh?
I forget where we're sleeping.
Woo.
[ alarm ringing ]
- Good morning.
- Could I possibly have
some coffee?
- Absolutely.
- Morning, morning, morning.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
- We were just gonna come talk
to you about the day.
I know you're keen to really
have some watersports going on.
And then we're gonna
do a Greek night.
- So we're just gonna
throw a five-minute
wedding in at some point.
- Yeah, we can do something.
- I think they're only gonna do
it if we organize it, right?
I mean, don't seem to be able to
get around to it on their own.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
- You want us to do it?
Like--
- I mean, we can do it.
- Sounds lovely.
- Wedding day.
- Coming up...
- Okay.
You have to get it back in.
- The bolt rope is
not feeding through.
- Oh, sh--, I almost had it.
Dude, I'm... I'm struggling.
[bleep].
- We're just gonna throw
- We're just gonna throw
a five-minute wedding in
at some point.
- Honestly, if you want
us to do it.
- They don't seem to be able to
get around to it on their own.
- Okay, so we can
inform them when they wake up
that this is what's happening.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- I'm worried that the crew
is not going to have enough time
to pull off the kind of wedding
that these guests are expecting.
- Okay, now, I'm starting
to get a little bit stressed.
They're definitely doing this
----ing marriage thing.
- Wait, they are?
- And I have to plan it.
- Oh [bleep].
When's the wedding?
- What's the plan?
- Well, I'm just gonna have
to come up with it, I guess.
- Give me like five.
- Perfect.
- Got to sort that laz out.
- Okay, I don't really
know what I'm doing in the laz.
- I'll show you.
- What time do you think
they're gonna get up?
- He had a few drinks
last night. We'll see.
- I need those tables
out of here.
- Are we doing it together?
Or you're showing me
what you want done?
- No, it takes-- I'm starting
to take stuff out, to help you.
- I know what-- I know what
stuff it is.
- Look for it and there you are.
There's two tables.
- Are we taking it up to the--
- No, no.
I want to get
everything back here.
- Okay, okay, I'm just
asking what the plan is
'cause you haven't
told me anything.
- I did. I told you I wanted
to come down here and organize.
That's what I said.
- God, that stuff is thick.
- Oh, this looks dynamite.
- Thank you.
Looks good, feels good?
- Yes.
- I'm gonna go grab a sweater
if I'm gonna sit in the shade.
- They're gonna
have breakfast now.
- Yeah.
- They want to do
the watersports.
Maybe some paddleboards
would be good.
- Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning.
- I've got a nice spread here.
You can pretty much
do any sort of
continental breakfast
that you'd like. Enjoy.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- For me with a chef,
if they're
really good at their job,
they're hot.
- That bacon was good.
- How is everything?
- Delicious.
- Just great.
- Thanks.
- Put it on the transom.
That's a knee board?
- That's a knee board, yes.
I think knee boarding is sick.
Does it say the
size right there?
- Medium to small, probably.
- What's this?
- That's the sail for
the windsurfing.
- Is there a rack under
here it can fall on?
- There's--
- Parker asks
a lot of questions.
Having worked with Paget a lot,
I know that Paget doesn't give
a [bleep] about questions.
I'm just counting down
the days until Paget
comes to me to help
manage Parker.
- Let's get some mediums.
- Do you have any idea
of where they'd be?
[ sighs ]
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Sorry, we didn't have
a clue what time it was.
Wow, what a lovely day.
How you doing?
- I'm excellent.
- What's happening?
- Myself and your friends
there we were discussing
that captain's
gonna marry you guys.
- Ooh, pressure.
Okay, I'm up for that.
- Okay.
What the [bleep]?
- Darling, fancy
getting married?
- Is that a proposal?
- Kind of.
- I think that a proposal...
- Captain's up for it.
- A little bit more...
- Romantic.
- You gonna try to go in dry, or
do you want to get wet first?
- Try and go dry,
and probably fall in.
- Okay.
- What do you have planned
for the ceremony?
- What kind of things
are you thinking?
- Maybe a dress, white shorts,
and a white thing.
- Yeah, I'm so nervous now.
- Okay, so I'll
start that for you.
- Feta cheese.
- I'm gonna need you guys
to stay on service for a bit.
I'm gonna start focusing
on this wedding.
- Okay.
- I believe in us.
- Stay in that
stance the whole time.
You got it.
You're a pro.
Bend your knees a little bit.
There you go.
- They have requested a dress.
They're looking at she wants
to go to a hairdresser
and have her hair done.
We've got about six hours.
Why don't we see if
we can get somebody
who can source out ten different
dresses, something like that.
- Wow.
- Bring them on board.
- Good idea.
Good idea.
- And then have a hairdresser
come on board.
- I like your idea.
- Perfect.
- Where do you want me?
- If you see fenders like that,
we don't need any more.
- Hi, there.
I'm calling
for a wedding ceremony
that we're going to perform.
We need a couple options
for the bride to wear.
It's much more casual.
- There we go.
- We're gonna do a Greek night.
The guests would like to
have some entertainment.
- Then we'll put that
on top of that,
and then that on top of that.
- We need a hairdresser.
Thank you.
Chat soon.
- Margaritas, if we may.
- Sure, how many would you like?
- Uh... three--
- I'll bring all
three up there now, okay?
- Okay, perfect.
But I'll have a tequila
shot right now.
- Yeah?
- If I may.
- All right, that's the spirit.
- But don't tell anyone.
I'm getting married at 8:00.
So this is like
my stag do, so.
I actually now I really
want to marry her.
- For me, I'd love
to be married.
I'd love to have a go-to person.
But I haven't found any guy that
thinks that this is a good idea.
- Cheers, thank you.
- May the stag commence.
- Need a hug?
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be fine.
Working with Hannah,
and working with Jenna,
is like night and day.
Hannah is a cold,
long, dark night.
- The sick woman
is wondering if
it's possible to
get chicken soup.
- Yeah, I'll just whip up
some chicken soup real quick.
- Can I get these heated?
They're cold and dry,
apparently.
The guests are clearing
the plates.
- We need to... no.
The desserts aren't
even close to being ready.
- I know, I know.
- So you say no.
- Jenna's like a
beautiful morning with sun
and chirping birds
and spring flowers.
Night and day.
Now, get the [bleep]
out of here, go.
- Okay, you got any ideas how
you want to fix that sail track?
- Hasn't come out of
the groove on the mast.
It's just come out
of the donkey bit.
- Stop, stop, stop.
Quite a bit of the sail
is out of the track.
- We have to get it back in.
- Yeah, I'll go take a look.
- I'll be right out.
- Hi.
- Margaritas.
Yay.
- She doesn't need a helmet if
she's waterskiing, does she?
- No, only for the wakeboarding.
- Okay, I'm going to come down.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What do you reckon?
- Yeah, I wonder how flexible
the head of the sail is?
Have you got somebody
a bit more competent
with lashings than myself?
- I can do it.
- Okay?
- Yep. All good.
- Glenn is an awesome captain,
because there's no jobs
that he won't do.
He'll take out the garbage or,
he'll help with the washdown.
- I might be able to just
pull all the slack out of it.
- I really respect that.
- Give me a little bit of slack.
- To be fair, Captain Glenn's
not the biggest of guys.
- True.
- What's happening is
the boat rope is in the track,
but not in the donkey.
- Let me just unfurl the main
sail like two centimeters.
- Okay.
If there's a
problem with the sail,
we will look for any solution
to keep the charter going.
How many wraps you have?
- Three.
- Go down to two.
If there's a major problem
that we can't solve,
that could mean the end
of our charter season.
And that's a big deal.
- Hang on.
- Okay, stop, stop, stop,
because it's
not feeding through,
so I'm going to end up
losing it all.
Oh, sh--, I almost had it.
Dude, I'm... I'm struggling.
Ah!
- [bleep]
- Coming up...
- You were getting--
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- You guys okay?
- No.
- They're having a
----ing domestic.
- What the [bleep]?
- Dude, I'm... I'm struggling.
Ah!
- [bleep].
- You okay? Hang on.
- Oh, sh--, I almost had it.
People who come on board
a boat like this,
they want to sail.
So if we can't sail,
it's a big issue.
I'm pretty much there,
as soon as I can undo this.
- Okay, I think we're done here.
Whew.
You know, all the easy jobs,
they're always a
little more complicated
than you think they're gonna be.
- That's why we get
paid the medium bucks.
[ laughs ]
- Woo.
[ cheers and applause ]
- I was thinking for the--
you can fold it up into
like that kind of thing.
- Thank you guys for taking us.
- Yeah, thank you.
- Absolutely.
- Thank you, Ciara.
You rock.
- I know.
- All crew, all crew, let's get
ready to get some sails up.
- ...you feed around there.
- Okay.
- You guys pull the flag up?
- I'm grabbing it now.
- Thank you.
- Sailing's gonna get
pretty interesting.
- This is the main genoa.
- This is the main genoa.
- I don't know
what you're saying.
- The genoa is the sail.
- I thought you were
talking about salami.
- Are we gonna sail?
- We are, yes.
- Thank you, Georgia. You rock.
- You say very cliche
American things, don't you?
You rock.
Rock star.
- That's just who I am, man.
- Let's see if what we did
worked. Here it goes.
- Pag, be especially careful as
the battens go past the donkey.
- Oh, that's amazing.
- Okay, let's go, men.
- Can I push the button?
- Yes--
- I -- I am sailing.
- You're hoisting the main sail.
- That's the main sail?
- We want to get as many of the
guests involved as possible.
That's a big part of being
on a big sailing yacht,
rather than a motor yacht.
- Yeah, I did it. Okay.
- It's inside the donkey, still.
- Yeah.
- Okay. I'll probably
do the last bit myself,
if you don't mind.
- Okay, thank you so much.
- Paget, Paget, ready
to come out on the genoa.
- I need you pulling here.
It's quite hard by myself.
- I'm trying, okay?
- We're going to try and
go a little bit deeper.
- Copy.
We're going to try and
go a little bit deeper.
He's going to try and
go a bit more downwind.
- Have you checked the winches
and everything?
- You ask me now?
- I assumed you
would have checked this
if it had a black mark.
- Is it good?
- Good.
- You can stop assuming
everything and trust me.
I hope for the season
that Ciara and I can come out
the end of it unscathed,
but I am nervous,
because when Ciara and
I worked together in the past,
I had a hard time
controlling my temper.
- Okay, that's it.
- I have to make
a very concerted effort
to hold myself in check.
A little bit out more
on this one.
- You have more sailing
experience than I have.
- I sailed the main.
- The main.
- The main.
- The stylist and the makeup
artist are going
to be coming in,
so I need your help
to clean the master
and make it presentable.
- Okay. All right.
- All covered in juice.
- Isn't this fun?
This is fun.
- Pull the trash.
- This is not a fun
mess to clean up.
- You got the couch?
- Got all of it.
Ah.
[bleep]'s sake.
- Oh, my God, this is so cool.
Look.
- When was your
last relationship
and how long were
you with her for?
- Two and a half.
We just went different ways.
I wanted to do yachting.
I was single.
I knew I could.
- Yeah.
- Because I know
that sh-- hard.
That's why I'm so
impressed by you.
Ciara and Paget
are a power couple.
They're in love, and they
work well under pressure.
That's how you have
a good relationship.
Dude, when you gonna marry her?
Come on.
- Like [bleep].
You guys hardly even know us.
- If you get married,
I'll DJ your ----ing
wedding on the boat,
and we can throw a banger.
- All crew, all crew,
we're gonna get ready to
start taking sails down.
- You ready?
- Okay, Glenn, I got a
visual on the boat.
- Okay, Byron,
we're gonna go out to two.
- Yeah, that's holding.
- Madison, margarita people.
- Hello, sir.
- I think we're ready for
a couple more margaritas.
- Yeah.
- Deck, deck, Glenn.
The stylist and makeup
team have arrived.
- Welcome aboard.
- Thanks.
- Ah, here you go.
- This is really strong.
- Yes.
- So, welcome.
- Hi.
- I'm Jenna. I'm the chief stew.
- Keep them coming, yeah.
- Would you like
another margarita?
- Totally.
- Okay.
- I'll have another tequila,
as well.
- So we have brought you a
stylist and a makeup artist.
- Yeah?
Oh, my God.
- And a hairdresser.
- That's good tequila.
- Oop, I don't think
he needs a shot glass.
- On a scale of one to blackout,
Guy's already
a drunk white bitch
on the floor of a bathroom.
- I'm not drinking, actually.
I'm getting married today, so.
- Oh, of course, of course.
- I really like that.
- That looks so good.
- Oh, I like that one.
That's a hard call.
- That's very cute.
- I like the other.
look better, though.
- Ooh.
- That looks so good.
- I like that.
- Yeah, I think
that'd be pretty.
- Okay, it's a wrap.
It's a wrap.
- Perfect.
- Done.
- Yamas.
- Yamas!
- I'm getting married.
- Okay, I'll have one of
the what I ordered before.
- The margarita.
- I would start
giving him placebo cocktails,
but it's too late for that.
- Hit it.
- Chick peas from a can.
Hell no.
- How you holding up, good?
- I am so tired.
- And we need to organize
all the stuff
that has to come on board.
- You gotta scrub it harder
than that, yeah.
- Oh, my God.
I'm cooking.
- Oh [bleep].
Now I just gotta
make a Greek buffet.
Excuse me.
- All stews please change
into your evening dresses.
- Okay, so I have
three bottle of white.
And three bottles of red.
- And when is the wedding?
- Before dinner.
- You guys okay?
- No.
- Get out of here then.
- What's happening?
- They're having a
----ing domestic.
- Who is?
- The newlyweds.
- Okay, what...
I need to be a part of this.
- Like how bad? Screaming?
- Yes, shut the [bleep] up.
- You were getting--
- You're embarrassing yourself.
Please.
- What the [bleep]?
- You were getting--
- You were getting--
- You're embarrassing yourself.
Please.
- Oh, they're having a problem?
- Yeah, they're getting
in some kind of
an argument down there.
- Okay.
- I'm done!
- You come too.
[ knocking ]
- Hello?
Is everything okay?
- I'm not drunk, actually.
- You all right, mate?
- I'll tell you what,
why don't you get
the [bleep] out of
my room, then?
- All right. Come on.
There's no need-- there's no
need for that.
Yeah, I don't really want to
leave you guys alone right now.
You have had a couple too many.
- Give us a minute,
would you please?
- Okay. We're gonna -- we're
gonna go out and close the door.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- As a captain, I feel
that it's definitely
within my jurisdiction to deal
with this any way I see fit.
If it gets physical,
we will physically restrain
anyone on board
who's becoming violent.
And I'm hoping it doesn't
come to that point.
Can you just stay
here and monitor?
- Whatever you need me to do.
- Cool.
- Are they fighting?
- Yeah, they're yelling
at each other. Yeah.
I just went down to
try and calm them down.
I don't know what to do.
- He's obviously had
a bit too much.
- Yeah.
- Parker's down there
now listening.
So, we'll just keep
monitoring them.
- Okay.
- Are we good now?
Kind of bored, yeah?
- Oh yeah.
- Did you know about
their domestic fight?
- No.
- Oh.
- I was wondering why everyone
was so tense down there.
- You're supposed to go on a
break soon, though, huh?
- 8:00.
- Can I get you anything?
Do you need anything?
- No, I'm okay. I'm--
- Still getting your hair done?
Sure. Get your hair done.
- Parker, go down.
- Thanks, mate.
- Show me what you can do.
- I'll probably do more browns.
- So what's going on upstairs?
- Alessia is getting her hair
and makeup done, so,
things are happening.
- Right, is that for
the successful marriage
that's obviously
gonna last forever?
- I'm gonna go full plates,
placemats, and silverware.
- Okay, what are you serving?
- It's family style
Greek buffet.
- Oh, no first course?
It's just gonna be all at once?
- It's all at once.
- Okay, good.
We're looking at 30 minutes.
- 30 minutes.
Whether or not Guy and Alessia
actually go through with
this whole wedding thing,
they're getting a
bitching Greek spread.
This is the best
cluster [bleep] of a charter.
- There's olive branches.
They're on the aft deck
right now.
Can you start making
some crowns for us to wear?
- Crowns, got you.
- I'm just gonna try
to get creative
and put stuff on the table.
- How long is it going to take
to make some ----ing hummus?
- Everything inside tonight.
- Okay, so I can be cleaning out
here while they're eating?
- Yeah.
- ----ing piece of sh--.
- Are they the ones
getting married?
- I think they're the ones
who were getting married.
- There might still be
a wedding tonight?
- I haven't heard one way
or the other.
I'm not going to push because--
- Let's just let it play out.
- Unbelievable.
- Thank you.
- We'll top you right up.
- Deck, deck, Glenn.
- Yeah, Glenn, Go ahead.
- We have a boat pulling up
on the stern any second now.
Can we get those
people on board?
- Copy.
- Did I do this right?
- You can't do it wrong, babe.
It's a branch.
- Hello, how are you?
I'm Jenna, nice to meet you.
Guests can sit here.
- How we do it in Greece,
when the couple comes.
- Yeah.
- After the wedding.
- Sorry, I should mention.
- Yes.
- That hasn't happened,
and it might not happen.
- Ah.
But we're having the party.
- We're having a party,
but we're just not going
to mention anything
about that part,
because it may
or may not happen.
It hasn't yet.
- So we are doing
a party, what for?
Are we going to
wish somebody or just.
- Just happiness.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- You look like an office clerk,
if I'm honest with you.
- I didn't pick the uniform.
- Let's go.
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
- There's nobody sitting there.
- No.
- So this is rehearsal?
- This is what they're gonna do.
- I don't think those people
are getting married.
- This is just like a love...
Some people just ----ing
get off on having drama.
Like, oh, let's get married,
and let me drown you.
Just like this
roller coaster thing.
I think they love this.
- Okay.
- I knew sh-- was going down.
- No guests are even up.
Going down to check
on guests now.
- Thank you.
- All right.
Let's do this.
- My crown.
- Do I look all right?
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- Is there anything else
you want me to do
apart from rinse it?
- Rinse it..
- I'm gonna just do...
on there--
- Yeah, 'cause if you spray it,
it's going to go everywhere.
- No, I'm gonna scrape it off.
- Cool.
- That's beautiful.
- No, that's not
what I'm wearing.
- No, it's beautiful.
So is this still happening?
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry. I just spent
the entire day
trying to plan a wedding.
What the [bleep] is going on?
Argh.
- Coming up...
- What kind of mood?
- You're funny.
You're doing your job well.
And I enjoy looking at you.
Oh, my God.
- Don't push your...
- Okay, so, you
- Okay, so, you
can start turn down.
I'll be serving dinner.
- Did you hear anything about
if the wedding's
still going forward?
- She said he has to apologize.
He's a ----ing asshole.
I don't know.
- The thought of marriage
actually kind of gives
me a rash.
I remember, like, walking past,
like, a bridal shop
with my girlfriend, right,
and like covering her eyes,
and like walking
her past quickly
so she doesn't
get any crazy ideas.
Let me know.
- I don't know, he just
came into the room
when I was getting makeup on,
and he was like hi.
And I was just like, ugh.
- Adam, we're just
waiting for Guy.
- Thanks.
Got your goddess hat on?
Fit for a goddess?
- Oh, my God, every time...
my face just turns red.
- Every time. I'm starting
to think you're baiting me.
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah, isn't this so cool?
- This is amazing.
How impressive.
- Where is Guy?
Is he coming?
- I just have to give Adam
a little bit
of a timeline.
Are you ready to be seated?
- Yeah, totally.
- Adam, the guests
are gonna seat.
- Copy.
- Look how pretty it is.
It's amazing.
- Okay, you can sit
there, actually.
It's usually like men,
women, and...
- You tell me.
- We have a--
we have an unequal--
- Yeah, cool.
Look how cool this is.
- Ready?
One, two, three.
- I'm the queen,
but you're not the king.
- Okay, fine.
- All right.
- Just an asshole.
But, um, yes.
- What?
So awkward.
- Thank you.
- Can you show me what--
how to level this bathwater.
- These are tapenades .
You can take the hummus.
- Oh that looks so nice.
- Here comes meat.
- Adam's game is pretty
strong right now, huh?
- Awesome.
- Wow.
- And there he is.
- Amazing.
- So there is some lamb kabobs.
We've got shrimp and octopus.
Greek salad, hummus, tzatziki.
- Yeah, max.
----ing awesome.
- Enjoy, you guys.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
- Very good.
- Very good.
- Everything's so good so far.
- Turndowns are so much
better when you have two people.
- Yeah.
[ cheers and applause ]
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you so much.
- What's the story?
Are we doing any--
same shifts as yesterday?
- Yeah.
- Makes sense.
- Thank you very much, guys.
- Thank you.
[ speaking Greek ]
- I'm kind of ready to retreat.
- I am, too.
- All right, take care, man.
- I am so sleepy.
- So are they getting
married or not?
- It's a definitive no.
I'm so happy we did all of that
work for literally no reason.
I'm the most tired
I've ever felt in my life.
- What a day.
- Good night.
- See you in the morning.
- How'd dinner go?
- Weird.
[ alarm ringing ]
- It's a beautiful morning.
- It is.
- I think if I were gluten-free
I would just come up with
a different breakfast.
- I'm not like a eggs person.
- Yeah. Me, neither.
- I'm not really a breakfast
person, and that's--
- Me, neither.
I don't really eat breakfast.
- Yeah.
Do you know literally everything
we say we're like me neither.
I'm the same way.
You know when people are
always like
what's your perfect type,
like, the reality is it
would be exactly me.
[ laughs ]
- True.
I'd love to [bleep] myself.
[ laughs ]
- I'm actually thinking
of placing a bet
on whether they ever get
married at this point.
- Good thing we didn't
bring a gift, huh?
- That would have been awkward.
- How are you feeling
for breakfast?
- We were just thinking
we're getting hungry.
- Adam, Adam, Jenna.
They want breakfast.
- Copy.
- Here we go.
- It was very optimistic of you
just setting the
table for six.
- This yogurt and granola
is so good.
- Everything is so good.
Adam is such a good chef.
- ♪ I don't have
any room ♪
♪ On my shelf ♪
♪ Doing laundry for the crew ♪
- Yeah, that was like,
really posh, you know.
- It doesn't sound like that.
- Yeah.
- You know, we could do
a full cook's jamlet
after these people
get the [bleep] off.
I got into yachting because
I'm trying to sustain
this little dream of mine
to just like be a musician.
I think all of us are
gonna become like a--
like a riverboat band
or something.
- A riverboat band.
- First half of my year I spend
in the city and I'm doing music,
and I'm performing,
and I'm recording in the studio.
And the other half,
I'm a glorified
domestic worker, you know.
So I'm just doing both until we
see which one takes me further.
Hopefully the music.
- Catch you later.
- All right.
- Okay, Glenn, ready to weigh
anchor with you.
- Okay, thanks mate.
- Anchor's in the pocket.
- Cool.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Unbelievable.
- Can I get you coffees,
mimosas?
- I normally drink at three.
I'll have-- I'll just
have a water.
- A water?
- Yeah.
- How do you feel
the first charter went?
- I think we have a great team.
----ing lucky, man.
This is exactly
what I hoped for.
- Should we go upstairs?
- We can.
- Don't you leave.
- Is there an order
you like to do?
- So if the wind's blowing
from the starboard side,
I'll tell you to get on
your starboard line first.
- Paget, Glenn,
are you guys ready?
- Copy that, Glenn.
We're standing by.
Are you on portside, mate?
Yeah.
- I'll be on port.
- Ciara, you're gonna be on--
- I'll be on starboard.
- Packed and ready to rumble.
- We're all done.
- You're lined up
pretty good there.
Keep it starboard
a little bit more.
- 10, copy, 10.
- Parker, you want to get
your line on first?
- This is my first official
docking of the charter season.
And I really want
to impress Paget.
- Okay, dude, throw your line.
- [bleep], just give her a touch
forward, please.
We just missed our line.
- [bleep]. [bleep].
- Okay, port line is on.
Okay, starboard line
is going on now
with two minutes
clearance from the transom.
Pull it at your slack.
- Copy that.
- Dude, not four wraps, man.
Just need a few wraps.
Okay, guys, lock it off.
- It looks straight.
Very nice.
This docking has been one
of the easiest
I've experienced in a while.
We had no crosswinds.
We had a decent spot
to back into.
But you know it's not always
gonna be such a smooth docking.
- All crew, all crew, the guests
are getting ready to depart.
Everyone up on the aft deck.
Thank you.
- Don't you with
it was longer sometimes?
- I do.
- Okay.
- Here they come.
- Thanks so much, man.
- Such a pleasure
having you guys on board.
- Thank you so much.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Normally I hate
to watch men leave,
but I loved to watch Guy go.
Get your crazy ass
out of here, honey.
- The sailing was amazing.
- Thank you so much.
- We chartered
several yachts before.
This is the first sailboat.
And this is by far the best crew
that we've ever had.
- Thank you.
- As a token
of our appreciation,
I'd like to leave that.
- Wow, thank you very much.
- Thank you.
- Nice.
- Thank you so much.
- Bye Parsifal.
[ ship horn blares ]
- On to the next one.
- Parker, Parker, Pag.
Give me a hand scrubbing
the rubbish down
in the crew mess, please.
- So here's the game
plan for now.
Going into the guest cabins,
stripping the beds,
folding up the blankets neatly.
Everything should
look really neat.
- I'm gonna go out on
on the side walk.
- Okay.
- All crew, can we get
everybody into the main saloon
for a charter debrief?
- Copy that.
- All right.
One of the things
I want to discuss is we were
a little bit behind
the eight ball getting started.
And then all of a sudden,
we have a wedding.
You know, we have to plan
for a wedding.
And we also had
a little bit of an incident.
Someone had a little bit
too much to drink.
And you guys dealt
with it amazingly.
I'm very, very impressed.
The guests were really happy,
and so they left us 20,000.
- That's a good tip.
- 2,200 each.
- Yes.
Yes, cap, yes.
- That's a lot of money,
and I'm ----ing stoked.
- Okay.
- Okay, Byron.
Thank you very much.
You earned that,
so I'd like to invite you out
for dinner tonight.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- But just keep in mind it
is a school night.
Gotta get ready for
the next one.
- Given it's our
first charter together,
I think we knocked it
out of the park.
My mother would be proud.
- Cheers.
- Yeah.
- Awesome work.
- Yes!
- All right, back to work.
- It's just overflowing.
- That was a good charter.
- Yeah, I'll take
a $20,000 tip all day.
You look good in my galley.
- Hey, what's up? Hello.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Get to work.
- I'm blessed.
- A common dynamic between
the chief stew and chef
is a couple rams on
the side of a mountain.
It's not pretty.
But I don't see that
happening with Jenna.
As a chief stew, she seems like
she's got her sh-- together.
That was the ultimate
form of delegation.
- You're funny,
you're doing your job well,
and I enjoy looking at you.
You know, my job just got a
whole hell of a lot easier.
- Coming up...
- Let me in.
- Rosé, hot tub, Greece.
No.
- What are you going
- What are you going
to wear tonight?
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- Mm-hmm.
- Let's just finish drying
like all the stainless
and everything.
- Yeah.
- Just call it out
when you guys are done, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Take a breather.
- ----ing spent. Come on.
- I'm gonna go shower.
Is that cool?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ladies, ladies.
- What is--
- Ready for the walk of shame.
- You look really hot, too.
- Yeah, like, what the [bleep].
- Whoa, you clean up nice.
- I didn't know we were taking
our own bouncer tonight.
- You guys ready to go?
- Yes.
- Let's go get a drink.
- Best dressed pays the bills.
- Yeah.
- I'm in Europe for the first
time in my life.
I grew up barefoot,
little kid running around
in the woods, in the swamp,
by the Chesapeake Bay.
So I'm still adjusting
to the decorum
of the posh world of yachting.
- We got a squad.
- Can't wait until it gets dark.
- Oh, dude, I look
way better in the dark.
- Dude.
- That's a Grecian hallway
if I ever seen one.
This looks nice.
- Captain, I believe
this is where you'll be
dining this evening.
Let's mix up a little bit.
- All right.
- Hey, how you doing?
- How you doing?
- Any ideas for apps?
- The biscotto.
- Croquetas.
- Just don't get me salad
and I'm happy.
- You're not one of
those salad girls.
- Deep fried or cobb.
- ----ing...
- Spaghetti with bacon.
- Oh.
- Tomato, onions,
and chili pepper.
- All you have to say to me
is bacon, and I'm there.
- You're like bacon?
[ shudders ]
- I'm not a flirt
like I'm vivacious, okay?
- Anybody got a chamois mop?
- I'm gonna actually
do the number 38. Yeah.
- Penne alla vodka.
- Beef filet.
- Oh, that looks so good.
- I'm gonna say that's-- that
looks really good.
- Octopus or squid, and
I'm gonna love it.
- Glenn, Ciara and I are
sort of like a family,
and I was a
little bit nervous
about having a
new crew on the boat.
- Parker, how is it?
- Good.
- It's interesting
and different.
- Yeah.
- But as a crew, we united
which has made me excited
for the season.
I'm excited to have some
new people on the boat.
- That's really good.
- That's actually very nice.
- Good.
- Oh, no, we don't want that.
- We don't.
- That was delicious.
I'm gonna get the check
and we'll get out of here.
- All right, guys.
- Really good.
- Should we make a move?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kind of shaking
'cause I'm kind
of cold right now.
- Do you want my jacket?
- No.
- Where we going?
- What kind of mood?
- Staff meeting.
- Staff meeting?
- We have red wine
in the crew mess.
- See you guys in the morning.
- Good night, Glenn.
- I'm gonna take
a little shower.
- Rosé, hot tub,
Greece, hello?
- Going in.
- Thank you so much.
Oh, you guys are awesome.
- It's you.
- Chilling here with
all the ladies.
- You dog.
- Come on, show me how
to play the ukulele.
[ cheers ]
- Don't.
- There you go, Pag.
- All right.
- Nobody's coming--
- I didn't see it coming.
- ♪ Sitting half naked ♪
[ laughing ]
- ♪ With my crew ♪
- ♪ Really love my friends ♪
- ♪ But I don't want to see
their boobs ♪
- Or do I?
- ♪ It's a little bit
cold outside the tub ♪
♪ So I'm gonna
get myself in... ♪
- ♪ I'm very drunk
and I know it shows ♪
♪ But I won't let you know
that my life blows ♪
♪ I'm gonna drink
a little more Rosé ♪
♪ I don't care
what you have to say ♪
- Yeah.
- ♪ I'm gonna have
some more anyway ♪
- Yeah.
Cheers to that shit.
- ♪ 'Cause I drink ♪
- That, too.
- Can you freestyle?
- Oh, girl. You got it?
I got your back.
- She's like, yeah.
- She's like, okay.
- Do I really want to see
you being like?
No.
- I think that's enough
for everybody.
Jacuzzi time's over.
- That was the worst
experience in my life.
I hate... I hate
this experience.
- Why's that?
- It's just...
This is the worst.
Oh, my God.
- Don't push your--
- What just happened?
- Jacuzzi's over.
Everyone's out.
- No, no, no.
- Time to go.
- This yours, Adam?
- It's Adam's.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- It's us.
- First night out,
the chef and the chief stew
are getting together?
- Wow, look at this really nice
place we get to sleep.
- I've worked on a lot of boats,
and if there's
one thing I've learned,
it's that this could
be disaster.
I've got front row seats.
- Next on Below Deck
Sailing Yacht...
- We have
Whitney Thompson Forrester.
- Put all the sails up.
- They're all up.
- You gotta find the wind.
- There's no wind.
- Find it.
- Jenna, get those
cocktails going.
Gotta earn that tip.
- Oh, God.
- I'm really ----ing
mortified about last night.
Umm...
- What's in this raspberry?
- Some of the bitchiness is
starting to come up.
- People suck.
Most of them do.
- I see nothing's been done.
- It's not that
nothing been done.
You're only looking at the
things that haven't been done.
This is a completely
different side of us.
- Ciara, stop ----ing with me.