Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Holy Ship! We're Sailing! - full transcript
Welcome to Below Deck Sailing Yacht, where the winds are stronger, the stakes are higher, and the job is tougher than ever. This season, the crew boards Parsifal III, a 180-foot long luxury...
- Sailing on a super yacht
is absolutely magical.
- All right, sail is coming up.
- You are using nature
to move a great big boat.
- Make sure everything's
secure inside.
- Yeah.
- Still gonna heel over a bit.
- I love that feeling you
get when the sails go up,
and the motor turns off.
- We are speeding here.
- Okay everybody, we're going
to get a big heel.
[ yelling ]
[bleep]
- it also can be
quite challenging.
[ yelling ]
- yumma.
- Yumma.
- I'm sailing.
- Greece is the best
country for sailing.
- Gaios, kassiopi, syvota.
[ laughing ]
[ yelling ]
- it's amazing.
- This is insane.
- Welcome to greece.
- Can you climb up and have a
look at the break on the main?
- As a captain, I love
being on parsifal iii.
Coming out on the jenny.
Keep an eye.
She's 180 feet long,
200 foot mast.
I prefer to be on sailboats,
because getting there
is part of the fun.
- Who's driving
this thing, anyway?
- Oh sh--.
[ laughs ]
- I've worked on
sailboats and motor-yachts.
Sailboats are even harder.
I enjoy a good challenge.
So here we are.
- You can have four if you want.
- This is what needs
to be organized.
It's literally a sh---pile.
I'm not here to
coddle you or to give you
a ----ing participation award.
Wanna keep crying?
- Without me running
the deck...
I'll tell you when
to throw the line.
- Okay.
- There wouldn't be a deck.
- Don't pull me,
pull then tender.
- I'm not pulling you.
I don't really let people
underestimate me.
- Don't get frustrated.
- I'm not frustrated.
I honestly don't know if the
boat would function without me.
Parker, come on.
- Look.
- Lightning round.
Stop the lightning round!
I'm the facilitator
of a good time.
- I want to be like
you're that girl,
but there's no girl that does
that except for you.
I wasn't planning on
loving the whole
yachting industry
as much as I do.
- Okay, how much time do I need?
- Depends if you want it medium
rare or well done, really.
But I party like a rock star.
I drink like a sailor.
I was born for this sh--.
Ready for the walk of shame.
- I am lord byron.
I fix things.
- Sometimes.
The three fundamental
rules of engineering:
Always use the right
tool for the job.
A hammer is always
the right tool.
And anything can be
used as a hammer.
- The ocean is your oyster.
I am the james bond of
the sailing yacht world.
I've got my gadgets.
I've got beautiful women.
If sh-- goes down,
I can figure it out.
I think.
- How is that ready?
- I'm going to do it
after I get this snaked.
- What do you guys doing?
- It's fine, ciara.
- Take it off the winch.
- Grab the tender, quick.
- Get that one off.
- [bleep] me.
- What I'm saying has to go,
and that's the way that it is.
- I like you. There's gotta
be something there.
- I do not get pissed off.
I am pissed off.
- Tie it on.
Tie it on.
- It's--
- we touched the dock.
- God damn it.
- I don't want it
to snap, paget.
- Oh, that's classy.
- I've been captain on
parsifal for 10 years now.
Over that 10 years, we've been
a very busy charter boat.
But for the past nine months,
we've been in the off
charter season.
So we had no guests on board,
and a skeleton crew
to get everything ready for
the next charter season.
- What belt are you wearing?
- I'm gonna wear the brown one.
You've gotta help me because I'm
not really that good at clothes.
When we were in the offseason,
I brought in ciara and paget.
Paget was running the deck, and
ciara was running the interior.
So ciara, paget, and I are like
the core family of parsifal.
- Thank you.
- You're actually funny.
- Paget and I have been
dating for four years.
We were friends for a long time.
We started working together.
Then we moved in
together to save money.
And then we decided
to start dating.
- Oh. No, no, no.
- Here we are four years later.
No, I don't understand
that either.
- Okay, so as you guys know,
I've been looking
for some extra crew.
I think we've got some
really good people coming.
- The best people
are on board already.
- Exactly.
- You might regret
saying that later.
- I probably will.
- You know, this is
a big change for us.
Boat's still a little bit
of a mess from all the stuff
we've been doing, all the prep.
Now we're in charter mode.
And as you guys know,
I've decided to put
ciara on deck for this season.
I know she's a stewardess,
but she's also done decks too.
- I've worked on deck
on a lot of small boats,
so I know what I'm doing.
And on this boat, I'm kind
of the mom on board
because I know the boat
inside and out.
But paget and
I have never worked
in the same department.
We'll see how it goes.
- We're gonna have people
start rocking up pretty soon.
- I'm feeling
a little bit nervous
about meeting the new crew.
We did have this family between
glenn, myself, and ciara.
So yeah, the new crew coming
on board, it feels weird.
- How am I doing so far?
Do I get an a for effort?
- Maybe it's easier if
you do it like this.
You'll get right tired.
If you want to just do that.
- Okay. I don't really need
a pole that long.
- That's what she said.
- Hello.
- How you doing?
Guess who's back?
- Paget, nice to meet you.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
After a solid year of driving
around in my van with my dog,
cooking over an open flame,
I'm still the same
grumpy dickheaded asshole
that I've always been.
You guys got
your work cut out.
- Yeah.
- I'm happy focusing on
my food right now, being single,
and not having to share
my bunk with anyone.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- I'll be doing some
cooking for you.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- This is ciara.
- I'm ciara.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
- All right, let's get
the uniform going. Oh.
- The galley.
- The domain.
- Yeah.
- I got my work cut out for
me putting it together.
Oh, god.
- Howdy.
- Hi, how you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- I'm glenn.
- Jenna.
- Oh, jenna.
- Nice to meet ya.
- Where you coming from?
- Canada.
- Wow, I grew up in montreal.
How about you?
- Sioux ste. Marie.
When I was starting out,
I worked for this hardcore
michelin-star trained
chief stew.
I came up like
a goddamned navy seal.
So now I have
such high standards,
everything should be perfect.
- Jenna.
- This is ciara.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- Adam.
- How's it going?
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
He's cute.
- People are arriving, so we'll
start figuring out their cabins.
I'm in the starboard aft.
I'll have the chief engineer
in with me.
And then ciara and paget
are already
in the starboard forward cabin.
They're a couple.
- Okay.
- So if you have any questions,
ciara will be able
to show you around.
- Okay, cool.
- Cool, cool.
- Guess I'll have a look
at these cabins.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you. I'm paget.
- I'm madison.
What's your name?
- Paget.
- I'm made for yachting.
I'm an energizer bunny.
I run on caffeine and candy.
Little bit of sweet tarts,
little bit of coffee.
I'm good to go.
So nice to meet you guys.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Are you traveling light?
- Everything did fit,
like, really neatly, and then I,
like, obviously had to make
room for candy.
Obviously the most
important thing, right?
- Exactly.
- Gotta have sustenance.
I try not to overwhelm
people with my energy,
but then it's kind
of like natural
and I'm like I'm so sorry.
- Hello.
- Hi, how's it going?
- What's your name?
- Adam. Nice to meet you.
- Adam, madison.
You're really cooking the grub?
- Yeah.
- Appreciate you.
I'm like, how you doing.
And they're like okay,
you're a lot.
- Did you meet madison?
- Lot of energy there.
- There's a lot of energy, yeah.
- Obviously this
is the main salon.
- Everything's like ah.
- It's very, very open.
- No, I mean, like sh--
everywhere, but.
- These are
outside deck cushions,
so these will be going out.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
of course, yeah.
- Prior to this season, we had
a lot of maintenance to do,
so the boat's not charter ready.
And I'm not gonna
pretend like it is.
Do you like the new teak?
We did that.
These have all been depilled.
They're still
a little bit to do.
There's a couple bad ones.
- So the deck does that?
- No, the interior manages it,
so that's fun.
- Well, that could change.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- I'm paget.
- Paget. Georgia.
Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Where you from?
- I'm from south africa.
Where are you from?
- England.
- Ah-ha.
- Yeah.
- I've been told I have
a fake accent of yours.
- A little bit, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Sounds like you're trying.
- I'm definitely not british.
My mom studied in the u.K.
Then she came back
to south africa
and raised her children with
fake british accents.
- I take it you're a stew?
- Gotta be.
- Steward, okay, cool.
- I do get more british
when I drink.
I am apparently the queen
of England by midnight.
- Hello.
- Hey.
- What's your name?
- I'm georgia.
- Madison.
- Paget, paget, ciara,
there's still some
luggage on the dock down here.
- Should I put this
on immediately,
or do we wait until
we meet the chief--
- no, you have to put it on.
- Put it on. Got you.
- Chief who?
- Chief-- this is chief.
- Are you chief?
- This is chief.
- Told me-- I thought I was
supposed to meet you--
- is there a body in that,
or what do you reckon?
- Is it a sh---show?
- Yeah.
- Oh, great.
- Like a lovely sh---show.
- Who the [bleep] packs this
much to go on a sailboat?
- In a hard bag.
- Do you wanna take
a minute to, like,
see what you
can do on that laundry?
- See what we can?
- Yeah, do the ----ing laundry.
- Thank you.
- Hey, how's it going?
You look just like
the chief engineer,
but you're obviously a guest.
Byron is part of the
extended parsifal family.
He worked on the boat
five years ago.
We're really good buddies.
So you remember the old girl?
- Yeah, boat looks good.
I like the way you've done the
cushions there in the middle.
That's cool.
I'm married, and I have a
one-year-old daughter, saphira.
It's never easy
to leave my family.
But coming back to
a boat that I know
makes it a little bit easier.
Is this me?
- I think that's you.
Unless you wanted
the big one and I'll just--
I'll just climb up there.
- I'm on the bookshelf, right?
- I'm kind of used to this one.
This one forms to my body
- I think you're twisting
it the wrong way.
- No, I'm not.
- You're making it worse.
- Shut up.
- Parker.
- Yeah.
- Glenn.
Is that all you have?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- I learned how to sail
working at summer camp.
I grew up racing lasers and
sailing hoby cats in hawaii.
So I'm confident
on smaller boats.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
- What up, adam?
- Yeah, pleasure. I think
I might be your roommate.
And I come to the room smelling
like garlic most nights.
- That's okay.
I like garlic.
- All right, good.
- There's a lot of stuff on a
super yacht that I don't know.
But I know a lot about sailing.
And right now,
this is my dream job.
- I'm paget, first mate.
- I'm parker.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Right on.
- Okay, let's go
have our meeting.
- Let's do this jam.
- You must be parker.
- I am parker.
- Hi, ciara.
- Ciara?
- Nice to meet you.
Do you want us to sit on the
floor so we can look up at you?
- No, you're okay.
- Sit on the bed.
- On a big sailboat like this--
- yeah.
- --This is new for me.
I'm pretty green
to the yachting industry.
- Okay, no worries.
- Tell me what to do,
and I'll do it, all right?
- It's washing--
- if I have any questions--
- yeah.
- --I'll ask them.
- No worries.
- For sure.
- Do ask.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
- My management style.
I never want to intimidate.
I never want to make
people feel bad.
- I love that.
- I'm pretty forward.
I'm pretty direct.
I don't think
I'm a bitch by any means.
But I hate my
authority challenged.
And I'm not saying
you can't have an opinion.
But for
the first couple charters,
please just follow my lead.
- Just do it.
- That's for the best.
- Yeah.
- I'm kind of like the
energizer bunny, like--
- really?
I couldn't tell.
Ah!
- What?
- No, I really don't get tired,
and like, I'm kind of
one of those things
where I'm like--
- yeah.
- --I'm here to make
your life easier.
And you are the chief stew.
- Yes.
- So like whatever
you say, 100% dude.
I'll go do it.
- I was the sole stew
on a 30 meter.
This is my first time
working with anyone.
- Oh, that's--
- so I know that I'm going to
know the least out of anyone.
- A lot of the stews that
I've worked with are soft.
They're like, well,
it would just be really helpful
if you told us the positive
things with the negative.
I'm not your mom.
I'm your chief stew.
My primary focus
is the guest satisfaction,
not whether or not you
feel happy or loved by me.
Everything is just kind
of all over the place.
Start in the master,
work out some energy,
start vacuuming like that.
- Have you come far,
then, for this?
- Yeah, I'm from maryland.
- Ciara, where's maryland?
I don't know much geography.
- It's on the east coast.
- Right in the middle,
- what is that?
Like, this is--
- I don't know.
- Sh-- everywhere.
- Do you remember ever
in school like--
- never been in school.
- Any grade school whatsoever?
- No, I was homeschooled.
I grew up on
a 45 foot catamaran.
I had been living and/or working
on sailboats since I was 15.
My parents, they talked
about sailing
since before they even had kids.
They took like a three-day
sailing course just
for the fun of it, and
decided to move the whole family
to Spain to
go live on a sailboat.
But they didn't actually
know how to sail.
They hired paget on board
to teach them about sails.
And that's how we met.
- The first couple boats
that paget and I worked on
were catamarans.
- Cool.
- Okay, I don't know what
the [bleep] this is.
- The part that really
confuses me is
there's people
from the boat here.
- I know.
- I'm like.
- I'm like, what the [bleep]
is wrong with you?
- What the [bleep] have
you guys been doing?
I've seen this before,
where the boat sits
on the dock for too long.
The crew gets very sedentary.
I mean, this boat
is starting to actually
look like ciara and
paget's apartment.
I know you guys
are all friends, but...
It's not the same boat anymore.
- There's some things
that are going to change.
- All crew, all crew, can I get
everybody up to the flybridge?
We're going to have
a quick meeting.
- Copy for us outside.
We're already here.
- Copy for the girls.
- Get everybody over here.
- What's up, squad?
- I just want to welcome
you all aboard.
First of all, I'm a pretty
laid back person.
I like to hire people
that are good at what they do,
and give them ownership
of their departments,
and try to stay
out of their way.
- Last season the med,
I was perpetually under
a microscope with sandy.
- Adam, the primary said her
preference sheet was ignored.
- Lies.
It is impossible to serve
each of these preferences.
- What does service
have to do with food?
- My toast was ready.
- All right,
now I'm getting pissed.
I'm not gonna tiptoe around you.
If I'm not happy with
the ----ing toast not coming out
on time, don't say
I don't need help.
- So it feels really good
to be working for someone
that actually trusts the crew.
I guess the big question
is, whether or not
he's gonna be able
to trust us all season long.
- If anyone's having
any problem with anyone,
speak to your department
head first.
But if it's an issue,
definitely come see me.
Starting the season tomorrow.
There's a lot still
to do to get ready.
- Yeah.
- So cool, cool.
- Cool, cool.
- Thank you very much.
- Let's do this jam.
- What in the [bleep]?
This is a disaster.
- Is anything labeled?
- It's an s or five.
The boat is a [bleep]-show.
Every single guest cabin
is filled with linens
and extra blankets.
So many single sheets.
- Hey, byron.
Does the grill work?
It's been on for about an hour,
and it's still cold,
so I don't think it's working.
- No, that's not right.
- We have a super-tight
timeframe.
We don't have enough people.
- ----Ing hell.
- Okay, there's space there.
- Parsifal iii looks like
gisele bundchen on the outside.
On the inside, she looks
like a 2007 britney spears.
- Oh.
- We're ----ed.
- Coming up...
- Our first charter
of the season.
- We're gonna start
sailing shortly.
- And we have to get
all the sails up.
That's the true test.
- Stop, stop, stop.
- The sail is out of the track.
- Sh--.
- Turn around for a boat
this size usually would
take more than a day
without having
to sift through inventory.
- Yeah.
- Booyah.
- Just those plugs, huh?
- Yeah.
Disconnected for some reason.
Is it getting hot?
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Dude, I can't wait to sail.
That is gonna be so cool.
- Paget, jenna, and adam,
can we get together
for a preference sheet meeting
in the mess?
- Oh, my god.
- Copy for adam.
- Copy.
- Copy.
- Can you reach
the rest of that?
- Our first charter
of the season.
- Sweet.
- We've got alan
and jennifer ward.
Alan was a
high level software engineer
at apple before he retired.
- They look lovely.
- They do look lovely.
- Joining alan and jennifer
are their daughter, emily,
and her friend peyton.
Rounding out the guest list
are alan and jennifer's
close friends, alessia,
an italian model.
- Yes.
- And guy, who owns
a beach club in indonesia.
Alessia and guy
are getting married
the day before the pickup.
- Wow.
- So they're getting
married today.
So we're gonna have to think
of something special for that.
- First night, they want
to celebrate emily and peyton's
recent college graduation
during dinner with
champagne and cake.
- Just seems like everyone
wants to do a greek spread.
Also looks like we'll be
doing sushi at some point.
- Alan and jennifer
wants to enjoy
adventurous activities like
sailing.
- Check.
- Considering this boat
just looks like
it's been boarded by pirates,
I don't give a [bleep]
about who likes lobster
and who doesn't.
There's still
trash bags everywhere.
- So, we're good.
- Yep, let's wrap it up.
- See these?
- Yeah.
- These seats are missing.
- That one right behind you?
- That's it. A low center of
gravity really helps.
Boom. Done.
Where's the next one?
Oh, I see it.
- Oh, there you go.
You don't have to
be short to spot that.
- You two are a riot.
- Well, she's short.
She can't see over the chair,
so actually, being tall helps.
- You two are a riot.
- Being in a couple in
yachting can be a negative.
It can be.
Ciara and I are very aware
that we don't want to be
that stereotypical couple
that are always cuddling
in the crew mess which
is unprofessional.
But we're not like that.
- I think you're perfect
for each other.
- Have you ever dated
anyone in the industry?
- I was like seeing like
this one guy last year.
We got two tattoos together.
- Oh, sh--.
Oh, that's serious.
Who is this guy?
- How many drunk tattoos
do you have?
- I have five.
And I have two sober ones.
I'm kind of like responsible
with myself when I'm drunk.
So I'm like, madison
get it somewhere
no one's gonna be able
to see it.
Says meow.
I hate cats.
- So do you still talk to him?
- No.
- That's really sweet.
- I love a drunk tattoo.
- All crew, all crew.
Provisions have just arrived.
Let's get everyone
out on the dock.
- Copy, copy.
- Copy.
- Dope.
- More.
- Why didn't you use the handle?
- Because the handles
could break, is the thing.
- Oh, croissants.
- We're running
out of space in here.
- Um.
- I'm a hands-on captain.
I mean, one-ninth
of the provisions
coming on board
I'm going to eat.
So if something needs
doing and my hands are free,
I will pitch in.
I think that's normal.
- Is that it?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Yay.
- Woo.
- I suppose all we have
to think about now is,
like, not slowing down,
because we're tired.
- How you doing down there?
- There's sh-- everywhere.
- You've got to get it done, but
you also got to get some rest.
- I know.
We'll call it at 11:00.
- How's it going out there?
- Ciara's taken to it
like a duck on water.
- Fantastic.
- She's been fantastic.
Parker's nailing it, so.
- That makes me
feel really good.
- I need to know, too, be
comfortable serving on your own.
- Oh yeah.
- Okay.
- On this size with
a three stew team,
you guys are in cabins
and then come up to assist
with delivering the food.
- Okay.
- I warn you, I am going
to be like bam, bam, bam
and just say it how it is.
- Anything else, paget?
- No, we're looking good
in the bow.
- Okay.
- We'll continue again
tomorrow morning.
Go and have some dinner.
- Okay.
- So in the two twin cabins,
what needs to be done in
there is the bathroom, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Honestly,
we gotta go to sleep,
because it's just too much.
We'll get it done tomorrow.
- So how do we get
up and down here?
I don't want to wake you up
if I step on down, you know.
- Nah, don't even worry
about it, dude.
- I'm gonna brush my teeth.
- I sleep like a log.
Don't worry about it.
- Yeah.
- Dude, bro.
- Yeah, those are good.
- You guys are like the bros.
Your cabin's called
the bro cabin.
- Dude, we're gonna
have so much fun.
- Clearly.
- Yeah.
- Dude. Sweet.
- Bro, you got a button
up I could wear?
- Bro, I got plaid.
I got flannel.
- I feel like, you'd be
getting ready in the mirror,
and you'd be like, oh damn
good, and talk to yourself.
- I don't do that--
- I could hear him saying that.
- I know.
- --But I've been told
I definitely have, like,
a distinct mirror face.
- Because you like--
- I think everyone does.
- It's like this.
- Everyone has a mirror face.
- That's--
- and then I'm out.
- Oh, bro.
- I'm so stoked.
- I have a feeling
we're gonna have lots
of late-night talky-talkies.
- Night, guys.
I love you.
- Night. Love you.
- Snuggy-snuggy.
- Snuggy-snuggy, huggy-huggy.
[ alarm buzzing ]
- let's do this thing.
- Can you guys come in here and
we'll have a little meeting?
- Aye, aye.
- We're gotta wipe the beams
again with vinegar.
Give me some slack
on the stern line.
- Oh, like a glove.
- You guys need to go down
into the guest cabins.
I honestly want everything to
be like ----ing immaculate.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- Cool.
- Break, let's go.
We can do this.
- Yes.
- Can you come here, paget?
- I don't think it's correct.
- I need you guys to be
spot-checking in here.
I'm looking to see if my girls
have that attention to detail,
which is so imperative
in this position.
We need to fill the soap,
but I have that on the list.
Are you looking at the glass
from every angle
to make sure
there's no spots on it?
Are you looking at
every spot on the floor?
You can take that vacuum and
just swipe it all along here.
If they're paying attention
to these small details now,
then I know I can trust them
moving through the season.
- Later when they're
on board and we have time.
- Okay.
- Is the master done?
- Master is good to go.
- All crew, all crew,
if you haven't already,
switch into your
grey polos, please.
- Ah!
- These columns need to be done.
- Yeah.
- You've got like
three minutes left.
Let's do it, huh?
- Girls, girls, girl,
can you grab the champagne
and cold towels?
I think they're
arriving any minute.
- Coming down the dock now.
- Oh [bleep].
- It's a big boat.
- They're coming down the
dock, so I need you
right, right, right away.
- You guys excited?
- So excited.
- I count four people.
- Uh, yeah.
- It's got little sails up.
- Yeah.
- Where are the other two?
- Coming up...
- We were wondering if the hot
tub is going to be available.
- Of course.
- Doesn't feel like 24 degrees.
- No, it's cold.
- The boat has been
sitting for nine months.
Anything that goes wrong,
that's on me.
Jacuzzi water's cold.
- [bleep].
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
- Alessia and guy
are getting married
the day before the pick-up.
- Hello.
- Welcome to corfu.
I'm glenn.
- Hi, alan.
- Nice to meet you, alan.
- Jenna.
I'm the chief stew.
- I'm peyton.
- Emily.
Nice to meet you.
- We were expecting two more.
- They're delayed.
They're on a plane on the way
to athens right now,
and hopefully will be
here later today.
- We'll figure it out.
- Welcome aboard.
- All right, thanks.
- Welcome aboard.
Paget, the first mate.
- Alan, nice to meet you.
- Hi, adam.
Pleasure to meet you.
- You must be the chef.
- That's me.
- Welcome.
- I'm adam.
- Nice to meet you.
I'm georgia.
I can't shake your hand,
but I can give you a towel.
- Great.
- Emily.
- What's up, emily?
I'm parker.
- Nice to meet you.
- Would you like some champagne?
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- I would like to formally
welcome you aboard parsifal iii.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- We're excited.
- Looking forward to having a
great holiday together with you.
Hopefully you're going to
get a little bit of sailing in
if we get the right wind.
- And I would love
to give you a tour.
- All right.
- Look out for the lines,
and watch your step.
- This is the cockpit.
You'll probably be
having lunch here.
Dinners out here.
- We love to eat outside.
- Yes.
Flybridge area.
When we sail, make sure you're
holding onto something.
- Here's your wheel.
- I know.
- We've got a hot tub.
- Huge.
- Ciara, want to give us a
hand with the luggage?
- Coming up now.
- Just be careful on the steps.
Main salon.
- This is huge.
- Follow me down these stairs.
- Everything is so beautiful.
- Isn't it pretty?
You wouldn't have
said that yesterday.
- So we have twin cabins.
Come into the master.
- Wow, this is nice.
- Bathtub.
- Whoa.
- Holy moly.
- This is beautiful.
- Yeah.
- That it?
- Yeah.
- It's perfect.
- Those in there.
- Okay.
- All crew, all crew,
we're going to make ready
to get underway.
- That is the mightiest cheese
fork I ever did see.
Cheese.
- Thank you so much.
- Glenn, glenn, pag,
are you happy for us
to take the remaining lines off?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Copy.
- Deuces.
- I feel like they're going
to be the nicest people.
- They're like literally not
gonna say anything about--
- cheating.
- I can't believe
how calm the water is.
- Glenn, we're now slipping
your last line on port side.
- We're going to take
these lines away, correct?
- Yes.
- I told you I'd ask
a lot of questions.
- I'd rather you asked questions
than break something.
- Hey, glenn, all lines are up.
- Copy that.
- I think a lot of people
think sailboats sail everywhere,
which is not true at all.
The vast majority of
sailboats also have a motor,
and you always need the motor
to get in and out of port.
- You can see your wind here.
So if we find some wind,
put some sail up.
With all the new crew,
I'm quite impressed
with how easily
we got off the dock.
But it's going to be
interesting to see
when we have to get
all the sails up.
That's the true test.
- Oh, we're moving now.
- We might go sit up on the bow.
- We'll see you guys up there.
- Hey, we're gonna sail soon.
And I can see a little
bit of breeze out here.
- Okay.
- If you want to do
a little bit more stowing,
a couple things
that might slide.
- Okay.
- So we're gonna start
sailing shortly.
- Yay.
- Oh, that'd be great.
- All crew, all crew.
We're gonna get some sails up.
- Copy. On my way.
- We're a sailboat,
and people who come on board
a boat like this,
they want to sail.
So I expect my crew to be ready
to go sailing at any moment.
- We're about to go sail,
and there's like 500 things
that are about to fall.
- I know.
- Which sails do you want up?
- Mizzen, main and genoa.
- What about plates
of food and stuff?
- Use this. We should
always have these on standby.
- Parker, do you want
to meet me in the bridge?
We'll go out and
get some sails out.
- Copy that.
- Cheers.
- Okay, going up.
- Just keep an eye
on the tension.
We want to keep
that sail straight.
- Looking good here.
- Aperol spritzes?
- Aperol spritz seems like
this kind of moment.
- Right?
- Okay.
Let's get on the main.
- You can feel the
boat vibrating
as she's picking up speed.
It's what she's meant to do.
- Stop.
- Lazy sheet coming out now.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- So we got to
put tension on this,
because it's like
a captive winch.
It needs pressure
for it to release.
- Scoo.
- Good.
Good.
Good. Okay.
And then declutch.
- Yep.
- Yeah, hold it like that.
Yeah, see, that's a good angle.
- Yeah.
- Ooh.
- It's fine.
- We're sailing.
- Coming up...
- Have you had steak
knives on board?
- Not that I know of.
- [bleep].
The crew that's been
on board didn't have
anything prepared
for this charter.
- Jacuzzi water's cold.
- This is embarrassing.
- Stop, stop, stop.
This sail is out of the track.
- [bleep].
- It's so majestic.
- Like this is
so much more than...
- We're not buying one,
though, right?
- We're not buying one.
- You know that.
These things cost a fortune.
- The sails are up, and
I want to cry, I'm so happy.
Isn't it pretty?
- It's so cool.
- It's like so ----ing romantic.
- Yeah.
- You gonna sail it, peyton?
- Oh yeah.
Let me take the wheel.
I need someone to pick me
up and like click me.
- Okay, crack your back.
- Hey girls, you need to
check the guest cabin--
- I know I do.
- I will go check cabins.
There's just like so
much sh-- to do.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- What do you think this
angle of heel is?
- 24.
- 24 degrees?
- You'll be surprised. Watch.
- 9.1. Feels like more.
- Feels like a lot.
- Ooh, I see sh--
on the ground.
- Where's that coming from?
- The icemaker.
See, the problem is it's feeding
it water, but we're on a tilt.
- Oh.
- So it can't freeze.
- Where can this empty piece
of sh-- go?
Why not there?
- You okay here for a minute?
- Yeah.
- I'm going to use the bathroom,
have a drink of water.
- I found salt.
- I'll take it.
- ----Ing-a, man.
I'm always running around like a
chicken with its head cut off.
I think I've always just
been a really hard worker.
I think it stems back
to when I was a
competitive figure skater,
like I had to have discipline.
And now it's kind
of transferring over
into my professional world.
Solid 324%. Yeah.
- We're sol for pepper.
I say we do it like
silver service,
we can have like a little spoon,
and then we can like...
- Utilize those hands, baby.
- Be professional-- ouch.
- It's a little hard.
- The guests are
right behind me.
You can't do anything.
- Sit down.
- I'm not sitting down.
- Paget, sit down.
- I can't, I'm looking.
I'm the lookout.
Sorry.
- It's okay.
- Paget.
- Byron's now captain, and
he will say what happens?
- Yeah, you need to respect
your girlfriend a bit more.
- Exactly.
- That's what he's saying.
- So, what are we
looking at for time?
- Uh, say 10.
- Perfect.
- As much as I would love
to make greek food right now,
I gotta follow
the preference sheets.
They've all asked for sushi.
Seared tuna.
It's the first charter.
I want to get
the job done right.
Oh, yahtzee.
- We're not gonna have
a huge amount to do,
but we got some touch-ups
to do after dinner
and whatnot before we
go to bed, you know.
- Hey, aren't you supposed
to be driving?
- Um, it's in autonomous mode.
- Oh, cool.
- It wakes me up after it
anchors and I can go for a swim.
- Cool.
- So, whenever you're ready,
you can come down
to the aft deck and join us.
- Sounds good.
- Madison, you're going
to come to the galley
to help run lunch.
- Copy.
- Oh, fancy.
- Tell me what's ready to go up.
- Everything can go.
- Everything can go?
- Yeah.
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
- We're wondering
if the hot tub
is gonna be available
this afternoon?
- Sure.
- Thanks, chef.
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
- Just make sure that stays
literally level
because it's--
I'll just hold it.
It's probably better.
- No news yet.
- How are we doing so far?
- Great.
- Excellent.
You've got some
poke salad here.
A chinese chicken salad
with peanuts and quinoa.
- Oh your favorite, emily.
- Types of sushi,
we've got tuna, salmon,
and spicy tuna with cucumber.
- All right, thank you.
- Thank you.
- All right, thanks.
- All right, here we go.
- Oh, it's really good.
- That's good.
- It's delicious.
- Parker, pag, do you want
to meet me on the flybridge?
- Copy that.
- Can you fit one more
into like that?
- How is everything?
- Fantastic.
- It's so good.
- Good. You don't need anything?
- No.
- You are wonderful first
charter guests for us.
We're so happy to have you.
So this is lovely.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, they're not
as nice as us.
[ laughs ]
- that's okay.
That's okay, too.
- They should be in athens now.
- I picture them
arriving by helicopter,
and like bungee jumping in.
- Yeah.
- No, seriously.
- Yeah. Seriously?
This is amazing.
All we want is for
you to have fun.
That's our main thing.
- Thank you.
- Oh my gosh,
that tuna is amazing.
- They're happy.
- God, I'm smart.
- You're not just
a pretty face, adam.
- Thank you.
- They didn't really like
organize this stuff very well.
All of this has
got to be adam.
- All these spices.
- We're gonna hide it for now.
I don't have time.
- Organizing and
everything, though.
- I don't have time
today for that.
- All right.
- Okay.
- My galley is
the fraction the size
of the typical
big motor yacht.
Finding a nook and
a cranny is like gold,
because you're
on a sailboat now.
Everything's been cut in half.
I'll deal with it later.
- Paget, jenna.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Just wondering what
the hot tub temperature is.
- I'm saying it should be 24--
it says 24 degrees, but that
doesn't feel like 24 degrees.
- It's not. It's cold.
- The boat has been sitting
for nine months at dock,
so anything that goes wrong,
that's on me.
[bleep], it's like
embarrassing.
Byron, byron, pag.
Byron, byron, pag.
[bleep].
- Coming up...
- Hey, baby.
- Welcome aboard.
- I've had like
four gin and tonics.
- We have a captain here.
- I'm pretty sure
he can marry us.
- Let's do it now.
Let's do it right now.
- We should.
- Oh, my god.
What's going on
with these people?
- Byron, byron, pag.
Jacuzzi water's cold.
The reading's saying 24,
but it's not 24 degrees.
- I can clear your plate.
- Thank you, yes.
That was amazing.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
My pleasure.
- Well, it's full,
but the heater's not on.
- Oh, that could be it.
- Boom.
- There we go.
- That was your
beloved boyfriend
that couldn't work that out.
- He is blonde.
- Hey, paget, paget.
The jacuzzi's fixed.
There's a switch
that says heater.
It's gotta be turned
to on instead of off.
[ laughing ]
- wow.
[ laughs ]
- thanks for that, byron.
- Jenna, jenna, byron.
The heater's on, but it's gonna
take a little while to get hot.
- Copy. Thanks.
- So the hot tub
is not warm yet.
We had a problem with the
heater, but we are on it.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
The crew that's been
on board for nine months
didn't have anything
prepared for this charter.
This is embarrassing.
And I still have to sit
there with my stew face on,
hands behind the back,
looking proper.
- We'll see you guys out there.
- Soon as this guy passes,
head to wind,
get the sails down.
- You see this
white long schlong?
- Yeah.
- We call it the donkey.
- Okay.
- The top of the sail needs
to feed through the donkey.
If it's not,
it's out of the track.
The donkey, that is a
layman's term, I believe.
But actually,
it's called a donkey dick.
- Because it's just a long
phallus-looking thing.
This is called a vang.
You adjust it down.
The close will fall
further forward.
- Okay?
- Copy that.
- Stop, stop, stop.
Quite a bit of the sail
is out of the track.
Sh--, how'd that happen?
- Not sure.
- It came out of the donkey.
- Yeah.
- Getting the sails
done correctly
is one of the hardest things.
It's critical
that the sail wraps
inside the boom just right.
If you bring it too far back,
you're gonna pull it out of the
track, which is a big problem,
because how do you unwrap a 60
meter sail and pull it forward?
It's a nightmare.
- Sh--.
- Now it's out.
We have to get it back in.
- It's not lined up.
- I feel bad because
right now we can't sail,
but I don't like fixing things
in front of the guests.
Let's just get it away,
and we're gonna have to fix that
tomorrow when the guests
are off the boat.
- Okay, I'm gonna
keep coming down.
It's gonna make it easier
to redo it afterward.
- Hello? Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello.
- We're here, man.
- Get your ass over here.
- Great. See you soon.
- They're here, the guests.
- What?
- They'll be here,
like tonight.
- So shall we include
them in the dinner?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it sounds like it.
- We still have a
couple hours before dinner,
but we'll make sure
that they can join us.
- Cool.
- Good tzatziki.
- So the other two guests
are taking a tender over.
- Perfect.
- Glenn, we're ready to drop.
- Start putting it down.
- Dropping anchor.
- Watch the propellers.
- Okay, glenn,
that's a shot and a half.
- Come and check the thing.
- Oowee, that's tight.
Good job, ciara.
- We have six for dinner.
- Yeah, all right.
So they're coming.
Thought maybe like the marriage
didn't quite go as planned.
- I mean, I was engaged once.
I think there's some
huge challenges.
- I, too, was engaged once.
- Oh, what happened?
- Yachting.
- I met my ex yachting.
And we worked together.
All of my relationships
for the past 10 years
have been really unhealthy.
And I think that's primarily
because I go
for the wrong people.
But at this stage of my life,
I want to find my person.
I can't imagine myself
being with him now.
Because he--
- it's too much yachtie.
- Ah, good times.
- Sh--, I can't do this.
- Right, wait, cap
taught me how to do this.
Here.
- It's not easy.
- I'll push it in.
- You got it in.
- Just losing
my virginity.
- I feel like it's the, like--
- need help? Trying to
put it away or open it?
- Put it back in. It's--
- so it's just a matter
of getting it
so that they line up.
- Caps got it.
- Oh, it's not captain's
first time.
- No, I don't normally
play with this stuff,
so, I'm not really
that experienced.
- Glenn, glenn, pag.
- Copy, I'm coming.
- Yeah.
[bleep]
- all stews, please change
into your evening dresses.
- Copy that.
- Copy, I'm on my way.
Copy that.
- Not you, parker.
- I think they tie in the back.
- Let's blow
this popsicle stand.
- Oh this blows, all right.
- Let's start
pulling everything.
- Okay.
- We need to find
the steak knives.
- So steak knives.
- What the [bleep]?
No ----ing steak knives.
Okay.
Ciara, ciara, jenna.
- Yeah, jenna, go ahead.
- Have you previously had
steak knives on board,
and/or did you see
anyone's arrive?
- Not that I know of.
- [bleep].
Are you ----ing kidding me?
How did the parsifal crew
have been living on board
for nine months, not think,
hm, we're going back on charter.
Maybe we need the basics.
- [bleep].
- The only guest cutlery we have
is what's in the main salon.
- Um, don't know
if you heard that.
We don't have steak knives.
We've looked through
every cupboard.
We'll have to use
crew steak knives.
- So the boats
a complete disaster.
Serving a steak
with the improper cutlery
in a fine dining scenario
is absolutely embarrassing.
- It's savage.
- That goes here, yeah.
- This is really sh--.
Are there more steak
knives somewhere,
like, I'll just take
that person's.
- It is what it is.
- What can I do?
- It's a steak knife.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I can't wait til we have
time in between charters.
I'm going to make you
teach me so much sh--.
You're gonna hate me.
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you will.
I'm gonna be a rash, dude.
I want to do this.
- Stop it, stop it, stop it.
- When I was working
as a sole stew,
I never had anybody train me.
Youtube tutorials,
pinterest pages.
That is how I learned
to do my job.
So, I'd love someone
to show me
if I've been doing
it right all this time.
- Warmer?
- Perfect.
- Fine.
- Glenn, glenn,
tender approaching
at the front platform.
- All crew, all crew, we have
guests arriving any second now.
Let's get everyone that's
free out to the aft deck.
- Looks like we'll meet them.
- Should I be up there
or should I be down here?
- You're a deck,
you should be down here.
- You guys look nice.
- Oh, we do.
- Yeah, baby.
[ cheers ]
- about time.
- All right, it's
that kind of party.
- We are docked.
- I think I know who
just arrived. Yeah.
- Can I take your purse?
- Sorry we're late.
- That's okay.
- Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
- Nice to see you all.
- Good to see you.
- Where's emily?
- She's up here. She's--
- come on up, man.
- Welcome aboard.
I'm jenna.
I'm the chief stew.
- Hi, jenna.
- Congratulations.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey, you look beautiful.
- Oh, you do, too.
[ speaking greek ]
- I've had like
four gin and tonics.
- Only four?
- Four doubles.
- Okay, let's turn the music up.
- Yeah, give us a tour.
- Do you guys have any tequila?
Let's get this show on the road.
- So did you do it, in vegas?
- No, we didn't--
we missed our--
- what?
- Congratulations.
- We didn't get married yet.
- No, we didn't--
- okay, well, congratulations
for being on board then.
Oh my god. What's going on
with these people?
- He canceled our wedding.
- We didn't get to--
we didn't get to las vegas.
- We didn't go to vegas.
The president was in la mont.
- But, you know, but it was...
- We didn't get to vegas,
so we didn't get married.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's -- it's--
- we have a captain here.
- I'm pretty sure
he can marry you.
- I don't know what
they're talking about.
I hear vegas,
something about a president.
The bottom line is,
they did not get married,
and I just know that the
person who's going
to get ----ed in all of this
is me.
- Can you marry them?
- Ah, I don't know.
- She hasn't
had enough to drink.
Give her some more champagne.
- Oh, come on.
Let's do it right now.
- Okay.
- Let's do it right now.
- Right now.
- Do you have an elvis outfit?
- This season on
below deck sailing yacht...
[ yelling ]
- being a sailor is cool.
- Whoa.
- When you're sailing--
- this is wavy.
- Sh-- is just gonna
hit the fan.
- Please put me down.
Please put me down.
- I like to think
I can handle
the worst kind of people
there are.
- I've been asking
for shrimp cocktails
for an hour
and a ----ing half.
- Get the [bleep] off this boat.
- Oh. Oh sh--.
- Oh!
- Horrible idea to hook up
with your crew members.
- Oh, wow.
- You can have him,
but you're gonna have
to get through me first.
- You want a bite?
- You're attractive.
But I don't need your
pee in my vee.
- Madison craves the attention,
but hates the spotlight.
- I have got a system.
- Well the system sucks.
- Tell jenna she's
being a bitch to you,
and she needs to back off.
- Your attitude is a problem.
- It's my way or the highway.
Don't complain about it.
- This is very thin ice
that you're on.
- This is the first time
we've had this issue.
You have ----ed up a few times.
If this is
what it's going to be like,
I don't think I can do it.
- I hope he makes
the right decision.
- Give me your resignation
right now, all right.
- It's 22 knots.
We are going to be heeling
to the left.
- This is gonna be awesome.
- Oh, my god.
Woo!
- Glenn, we've got a problem
on the deck here.
- God dammit.
- My luxury yacht vacation
is pretty much ruined.
- We're gonna fix it for them.
- Holy sh--.
- Do you think it's funny
that I'm still breastfed
by my mother?
Do you think that's funny?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- All right, well,
[bleep] you, then.
is absolutely magical.
- All right, sail is coming up.
- You are using nature
to move a great big boat.
- Make sure everything's
secure inside.
- Yeah.
- Still gonna heel over a bit.
- I love that feeling you
get when the sails go up,
and the motor turns off.
- We are speeding here.
- Okay everybody, we're going
to get a big heel.
[ yelling ]
[bleep]
- it also can be
quite challenging.
[ yelling ]
- yumma.
- Yumma.
- I'm sailing.
- Greece is the best
country for sailing.
- Gaios, kassiopi, syvota.
[ laughing ]
[ yelling ]
- it's amazing.
- This is insane.
- Welcome to greece.
- Can you climb up and have a
look at the break on the main?
- As a captain, I love
being on parsifal iii.
Coming out on the jenny.
Keep an eye.
She's 180 feet long,
200 foot mast.
I prefer to be on sailboats,
because getting there
is part of the fun.
- Who's driving
this thing, anyway?
- Oh sh--.
[ laughs ]
- I've worked on
sailboats and motor-yachts.
Sailboats are even harder.
I enjoy a good challenge.
So here we are.
- You can have four if you want.
- This is what needs
to be organized.
It's literally a sh---pile.
I'm not here to
coddle you or to give you
a ----ing participation award.
Wanna keep crying?
- Without me running
the deck...
I'll tell you when
to throw the line.
- Okay.
- There wouldn't be a deck.
- Don't pull me,
pull then tender.
- I'm not pulling you.
I don't really let people
underestimate me.
- Don't get frustrated.
- I'm not frustrated.
I honestly don't know if the
boat would function without me.
Parker, come on.
- Look.
- Lightning round.
Stop the lightning round!
I'm the facilitator
of a good time.
- I want to be like
you're that girl,
but there's no girl that does
that except for you.
I wasn't planning on
loving the whole
yachting industry
as much as I do.
- Okay, how much time do I need?
- Depends if you want it medium
rare or well done, really.
But I party like a rock star.
I drink like a sailor.
I was born for this sh--.
Ready for the walk of shame.
- I am lord byron.
I fix things.
- Sometimes.
The three fundamental
rules of engineering:
Always use the right
tool for the job.
A hammer is always
the right tool.
And anything can be
used as a hammer.
- The ocean is your oyster.
I am the james bond of
the sailing yacht world.
I've got my gadgets.
I've got beautiful women.
If sh-- goes down,
I can figure it out.
I think.
- How is that ready?
- I'm going to do it
after I get this snaked.
- What do you guys doing?
- It's fine, ciara.
- Take it off the winch.
- Grab the tender, quick.
- Get that one off.
- [bleep] me.
- What I'm saying has to go,
and that's the way that it is.
- I like you. There's gotta
be something there.
- I do not get pissed off.
I am pissed off.
- Tie it on.
Tie it on.
- It's--
- we touched the dock.
- God damn it.
- I don't want it
to snap, paget.
- Oh, that's classy.
- I've been captain on
parsifal for 10 years now.
Over that 10 years, we've been
a very busy charter boat.
But for the past nine months,
we've been in the off
charter season.
So we had no guests on board,
and a skeleton crew
to get everything ready for
the next charter season.
- What belt are you wearing?
- I'm gonna wear the brown one.
You've gotta help me because I'm
not really that good at clothes.
When we were in the offseason,
I brought in ciara and paget.
Paget was running the deck, and
ciara was running the interior.
So ciara, paget, and I are like
the core family of parsifal.
- Thank you.
- You're actually funny.
- Paget and I have been
dating for four years.
We were friends for a long time.
We started working together.
Then we moved in
together to save money.
And then we decided
to start dating.
- Oh. No, no, no.
- Here we are four years later.
No, I don't understand
that either.
- Okay, so as you guys know,
I've been looking
for some extra crew.
I think we've got some
really good people coming.
- The best people
are on board already.
- Exactly.
- You might regret
saying that later.
- I probably will.
- You know, this is
a big change for us.
Boat's still a little bit
of a mess from all the stuff
we've been doing, all the prep.
Now we're in charter mode.
And as you guys know,
I've decided to put
ciara on deck for this season.
I know she's a stewardess,
but she's also done decks too.
- I've worked on deck
on a lot of small boats,
so I know what I'm doing.
And on this boat, I'm kind
of the mom on board
because I know the boat
inside and out.
But paget and
I have never worked
in the same department.
We'll see how it goes.
- We're gonna have people
start rocking up pretty soon.
- I'm feeling
a little bit nervous
about meeting the new crew.
We did have this family between
glenn, myself, and ciara.
So yeah, the new crew coming
on board, it feels weird.
- How am I doing so far?
Do I get an a for effort?
- Maybe it's easier if
you do it like this.
You'll get right tired.
If you want to just do that.
- Okay. I don't really need
a pole that long.
- That's what she said.
- Hello.
- How you doing?
Guess who's back?
- Paget, nice to meet you.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
After a solid year of driving
around in my van with my dog,
cooking over an open flame,
I'm still the same
grumpy dickheaded asshole
that I've always been.
You guys got
your work cut out.
- Yeah.
- I'm happy focusing on
my food right now, being single,
and not having to share
my bunk with anyone.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- I'll be doing some
cooking for you.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- This is ciara.
- I'm ciara.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
- All right, let's get
the uniform going. Oh.
- The galley.
- The domain.
- Yeah.
- I got my work cut out for
me putting it together.
Oh, god.
- Howdy.
- Hi, how you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- I'm glenn.
- Jenna.
- Oh, jenna.
- Nice to meet ya.
- Where you coming from?
- Canada.
- Wow, I grew up in montreal.
How about you?
- Sioux ste. Marie.
When I was starting out,
I worked for this hardcore
michelin-star trained
chief stew.
I came up like
a goddamned navy seal.
So now I have
such high standards,
everything should be perfect.
- Jenna.
- This is ciara.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- Adam.
- How's it going?
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
He's cute.
- People are arriving, so we'll
start figuring out their cabins.
I'm in the starboard aft.
I'll have the chief engineer
in with me.
And then ciara and paget
are already
in the starboard forward cabin.
They're a couple.
- Okay.
- So if you have any questions,
ciara will be able
to show you around.
- Okay, cool.
- Cool, cool.
- Guess I'll have a look
at these cabins.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you. I'm paget.
- I'm madison.
What's your name?
- Paget.
- I'm made for yachting.
I'm an energizer bunny.
I run on caffeine and candy.
Little bit of sweet tarts,
little bit of coffee.
I'm good to go.
So nice to meet you guys.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Are you traveling light?
- Everything did fit,
like, really neatly, and then I,
like, obviously had to make
room for candy.
Obviously the most
important thing, right?
- Exactly.
- Gotta have sustenance.
I try not to overwhelm
people with my energy,
but then it's kind
of like natural
and I'm like I'm so sorry.
- Hello.
- Hi, how's it going?
- What's your name?
- Adam. Nice to meet you.
- Adam, madison.
You're really cooking the grub?
- Yeah.
- Appreciate you.
I'm like, how you doing.
And they're like okay,
you're a lot.
- Did you meet madison?
- Lot of energy there.
- There's a lot of energy, yeah.
- Obviously this
is the main salon.
- Everything's like ah.
- It's very, very open.
- No, I mean, like sh--
everywhere, but.
- These are
outside deck cushions,
so these will be going out.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
of course, yeah.
- Prior to this season, we had
a lot of maintenance to do,
so the boat's not charter ready.
And I'm not gonna
pretend like it is.
Do you like the new teak?
We did that.
These have all been depilled.
They're still
a little bit to do.
There's a couple bad ones.
- So the deck does that?
- No, the interior manages it,
so that's fun.
- Well, that could change.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- I'm paget.
- Paget. Georgia.
Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Where you from?
- I'm from south africa.
Where are you from?
- England.
- Ah-ha.
- Yeah.
- I've been told I have
a fake accent of yours.
- A little bit, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Sounds like you're trying.
- I'm definitely not british.
My mom studied in the u.K.
Then she came back
to south africa
and raised her children with
fake british accents.
- I take it you're a stew?
- Gotta be.
- Steward, okay, cool.
- I do get more british
when I drink.
I am apparently the queen
of England by midnight.
- Hello.
- Hey.
- What's your name?
- I'm georgia.
- Madison.
- Paget, paget, ciara,
there's still some
luggage on the dock down here.
- Should I put this
on immediately,
or do we wait until
we meet the chief--
- no, you have to put it on.
- Put it on. Got you.
- Chief who?
- Chief-- this is chief.
- Are you chief?
- This is chief.
- Told me-- I thought I was
supposed to meet you--
- is there a body in that,
or what do you reckon?
- Is it a sh---show?
- Yeah.
- Oh, great.
- Like a lovely sh---show.
- Who the [bleep] packs this
much to go on a sailboat?
- In a hard bag.
- Do you wanna take
a minute to, like,
see what you
can do on that laundry?
- See what we can?
- Yeah, do the ----ing laundry.
- Thank you.
- Hey, how's it going?
You look just like
the chief engineer,
but you're obviously a guest.
Byron is part of the
extended parsifal family.
He worked on the boat
five years ago.
We're really good buddies.
So you remember the old girl?
- Yeah, boat looks good.
I like the way you've done the
cushions there in the middle.
That's cool.
I'm married, and I have a
one-year-old daughter, saphira.
It's never easy
to leave my family.
But coming back to
a boat that I know
makes it a little bit easier.
Is this me?
- I think that's you.
Unless you wanted
the big one and I'll just--
I'll just climb up there.
- I'm on the bookshelf, right?
- I'm kind of used to this one.
This one forms to my body
- I think you're twisting
it the wrong way.
- No, I'm not.
- You're making it worse.
- Shut up.
- Parker.
- Yeah.
- Glenn.
Is that all you have?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- I learned how to sail
working at summer camp.
I grew up racing lasers and
sailing hoby cats in hawaii.
So I'm confident
on smaller boats.
- Adam, nice to meet you.
- What up, adam?
- Yeah, pleasure. I think
I might be your roommate.
And I come to the room smelling
like garlic most nights.
- That's okay.
I like garlic.
- All right, good.
- There's a lot of stuff on a
super yacht that I don't know.
But I know a lot about sailing.
And right now,
this is my dream job.
- I'm paget, first mate.
- I'm parker.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Right on.
- Okay, let's go
have our meeting.
- Let's do this jam.
- You must be parker.
- I am parker.
- Hi, ciara.
- Ciara?
- Nice to meet you.
Do you want us to sit on the
floor so we can look up at you?
- No, you're okay.
- Sit on the bed.
- On a big sailboat like this--
- yeah.
- --This is new for me.
I'm pretty green
to the yachting industry.
- Okay, no worries.
- Tell me what to do,
and I'll do it, all right?
- It's washing--
- if I have any questions--
- yeah.
- --I'll ask them.
- No worries.
- For sure.
- Do ask.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
- My management style.
I never want to intimidate.
I never want to make
people feel bad.
- I love that.
- I'm pretty forward.
I'm pretty direct.
I don't think
I'm a bitch by any means.
But I hate my
authority challenged.
And I'm not saying
you can't have an opinion.
But for
the first couple charters,
please just follow my lead.
- Just do it.
- That's for the best.
- Yeah.
- I'm kind of like the
energizer bunny, like--
- really?
I couldn't tell.
Ah!
- What?
- No, I really don't get tired,
and like, I'm kind of
one of those things
where I'm like--
- yeah.
- --I'm here to make
your life easier.
And you are the chief stew.
- Yes.
- So like whatever
you say, 100% dude.
I'll go do it.
- I was the sole stew
on a 30 meter.
This is my first time
working with anyone.
- Oh, that's--
- so I know that I'm going to
know the least out of anyone.
- A lot of the stews that
I've worked with are soft.
They're like, well,
it would just be really helpful
if you told us the positive
things with the negative.
I'm not your mom.
I'm your chief stew.
My primary focus
is the guest satisfaction,
not whether or not you
feel happy or loved by me.
Everything is just kind
of all over the place.
Start in the master,
work out some energy,
start vacuuming like that.
- Have you come far,
then, for this?
- Yeah, I'm from maryland.
- Ciara, where's maryland?
I don't know much geography.
- It's on the east coast.
- Right in the middle,
- what is that?
Like, this is--
- I don't know.
- Sh-- everywhere.
- Do you remember ever
in school like--
- never been in school.
- Any grade school whatsoever?
- No, I was homeschooled.
I grew up on
a 45 foot catamaran.
I had been living and/or working
on sailboats since I was 15.
My parents, they talked
about sailing
since before they even had kids.
They took like a three-day
sailing course just
for the fun of it, and
decided to move the whole family
to Spain to
go live on a sailboat.
But they didn't actually
know how to sail.
They hired paget on board
to teach them about sails.
And that's how we met.
- The first couple boats
that paget and I worked on
were catamarans.
- Cool.
- Okay, I don't know what
the [bleep] this is.
- The part that really
confuses me is
there's people
from the boat here.
- I know.
- I'm like.
- I'm like, what the [bleep]
is wrong with you?
- What the [bleep] have
you guys been doing?
I've seen this before,
where the boat sits
on the dock for too long.
The crew gets very sedentary.
I mean, this boat
is starting to actually
look like ciara and
paget's apartment.
I know you guys
are all friends, but...
It's not the same boat anymore.
- There's some things
that are going to change.
- All crew, all crew, can I get
everybody up to the flybridge?
We're going to have
a quick meeting.
- Copy for us outside.
We're already here.
- Copy for the girls.
- Get everybody over here.
- What's up, squad?
- I just want to welcome
you all aboard.
First of all, I'm a pretty
laid back person.
I like to hire people
that are good at what they do,
and give them ownership
of their departments,
and try to stay
out of their way.
- Last season the med,
I was perpetually under
a microscope with sandy.
- Adam, the primary said her
preference sheet was ignored.
- Lies.
It is impossible to serve
each of these preferences.
- What does service
have to do with food?
- My toast was ready.
- All right,
now I'm getting pissed.
I'm not gonna tiptoe around you.
If I'm not happy with
the ----ing toast not coming out
on time, don't say
I don't need help.
- So it feels really good
to be working for someone
that actually trusts the crew.
I guess the big question
is, whether or not
he's gonna be able
to trust us all season long.
- If anyone's having
any problem with anyone,
speak to your department
head first.
But if it's an issue,
definitely come see me.
Starting the season tomorrow.
There's a lot still
to do to get ready.
- Yeah.
- So cool, cool.
- Cool, cool.
- Thank you very much.
- Let's do this jam.
- What in the [bleep]?
This is a disaster.
- Is anything labeled?
- It's an s or five.
The boat is a [bleep]-show.
Every single guest cabin
is filled with linens
and extra blankets.
So many single sheets.
- Hey, byron.
Does the grill work?
It's been on for about an hour,
and it's still cold,
so I don't think it's working.
- No, that's not right.
- We have a super-tight
timeframe.
We don't have enough people.
- ----Ing hell.
- Okay, there's space there.
- Parsifal iii looks like
gisele bundchen on the outside.
On the inside, she looks
like a 2007 britney spears.
- Oh.
- We're ----ed.
- Coming up...
- Our first charter
of the season.
- We're gonna start
sailing shortly.
- And we have to get
all the sails up.
That's the true test.
- Stop, stop, stop.
- The sail is out of the track.
- Sh--.
- Turn around for a boat
this size usually would
take more than a day
without having
to sift through inventory.
- Yeah.
- Booyah.
- Just those plugs, huh?
- Yeah.
Disconnected for some reason.
Is it getting hot?
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Dude, I can't wait to sail.
That is gonna be so cool.
- Paget, jenna, and adam,
can we get together
for a preference sheet meeting
in the mess?
- Oh, my god.
- Copy for adam.
- Copy.
- Copy.
- Can you reach
the rest of that?
- Our first charter
of the season.
- Sweet.
- We've got alan
and jennifer ward.
Alan was a
high level software engineer
at apple before he retired.
- They look lovely.
- They do look lovely.
- Joining alan and jennifer
are their daughter, emily,
and her friend peyton.
Rounding out the guest list
are alan and jennifer's
close friends, alessia,
an italian model.
- Yes.
- And guy, who owns
a beach club in indonesia.
Alessia and guy
are getting married
the day before the pickup.
- Wow.
- So they're getting
married today.
So we're gonna have to think
of something special for that.
- First night, they want
to celebrate emily and peyton's
recent college graduation
during dinner with
champagne and cake.
- Just seems like everyone
wants to do a greek spread.
Also looks like we'll be
doing sushi at some point.
- Alan and jennifer
wants to enjoy
adventurous activities like
sailing.
- Check.
- Considering this boat
just looks like
it's been boarded by pirates,
I don't give a [bleep]
about who likes lobster
and who doesn't.
There's still
trash bags everywhere.
- So, we're good.
- Yep, let's wrap it up.
- See these?
- Yeah.
- These seats are missing.
- That one right behind you?
- That's it. A low center of
gravity really helps.
Boom. Done.
Where's the next one?
Oh, I see it.
- Oh, there you go.
You don't have to
be short to spot that.
- You two are a riot.
- Well, she's short.
She can't see over the chair,
so actually, being tall helps.
- You two are a riot.
- Being in a couple in
yachting can be a negative.
It can be.
Ciara and I are very aware
that we don't want to be
that stereotypical couple
that are always cuddling
in the crew mess which
is unprofessional.
But we're not like that.
- I think you're perfect
for each other.
- Have you ever dated
anyone in the industry?
- I was like seeing like
this one guy last year.
We got two tattoos together.
- Oh, sh--.
Oh, that's serious.
Who is this guy?
- How many drunk tattoos
do you have?
- I have five.
And I have two sober ones.
I'm kind of like responsible
with myself when I'm drunk.
So I'm like, madison
get it somewhere
no one's gonna be able
to see it.
Says meow.
I hate cats.
- So do you still talk to him?
- No.
- That's really sweet.
- I love a drunk tattoo.
- All crew, all crew.
Provisions have just arrived.
Let's get everyone
out on the dock.
- Copy, copy.
- Copy.
- Dope.
- More.
- Why didn't you use the handle?
- Because the handles
could break, is the thing.
- Oh, croissants.
- We're running
out of space in here.
- Um.
- I'm a hands-on captain.
I mean, one-ninth
of the provisions
coming on board
I'm going to eat.
So if something needs
doing and my hands are free,
I will pitch in.
I think that's normal.
- Is that it?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Yay.
- Woo.
- I suppose all we have
to think about now is,
like, not slowing down,
because we're tired.
- How you doing down there?
- There's sh-- everywhere.
- You've got to get it done, but
you also got to get some rest.
- I know.
We'll call it at 11:00.
- How's it going out there?
- Ciara's taken to it
like a duck on water.
- Fantastic.
- She's been fantastic.
Parker's nailing it, so.
- That makes me
feel really good.
- I need to know, too, be
comfortable serving on your own.
- Oh yeah.
- Okay.
- On this size with
a three stew team,
you guys are in cabins
and then come up to assist
with delivering the food.
- Okay.
- I warn you, I am going
to be like bam, bam, bam
and just say it how it is.
- Anything else, paget?
- No, we're looking good
in the bow.
- Okay.
- We'll continue again
tomorrow morning.
Go and have some dinner.
- Okay.
- So in the two twin cabins,
what needs to be done in
there is the bathroom, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Honestly,
we gotta go to sleep,
because it's just too much.
We'll get it done tomorrow.
- So how do we get
up and down here?
I don't want to wake you up
if I step on down, you know.
- Nah, don't even worry
about it, dude.
- I'm gonna brush my teeth.
- I sleep like a log.
Don't worry about it.
- Yeah.
- Dude, bro.
- Yeah, those are good.
- You guys are like the bros.
Your cabin's called
the bro cabin.
- Dude, we're gonna
have so much fun.
- Clearly.
- Yeah.
- Dude. Sweet.
- Bro, you got a button
up I could wear?
- Bro, I got plaid.
I got flannel.
- I feel like, you'd be
getting ready in the mirror,
and you'd be like, oh damn
good, and talk to yourself.
- I don't do that--
- I could hear him saying that.
- I know.
- --But I've been told
I definitely have, like,
a distinct mirror face.
- Because you like--
- I think everyone does.
- It's like this.
- Everyone has a mirror face.
- That's--
- and then I'm out.
- Oh, bro.
- I'm so stoked.
- I have a feeling
we're gonna have lots
of late-night talky-talkies.
- Night, guys.
I love you.
- Night. Love you.
- Snuggy-snuggy.
- Snuggy-snuggy, huggy-huggy.
[ alarm buzzing ]
- let's do this thing.
- Can you guys come in here and
we'll have a little meeting?
- Aye, aye.
- We're gotta wipe the beams
again with vinegar.
Give me some slack
on the stern line.
- Oh, like a glove.
- You guys need to go down
into the guest cabins.
I honestly want everything to
be like ----ing immaculate.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- Cool.
- Break, let's go.
We can do this.
- Yes.
- Can you come here, paget?
- I don't think it's correct.
- I need you guys to be
spot-checking in here.
I'm looking to see if my girls
have that attention to detail,
which is so imperative
in this position.
We need to fill the soap,
but I have that on the list.
Are you looking at the glass
from every angle
to make sure
there's no spots on it?
Are you looking at
every spot on the floor?
You can take that vacuum and
just swipe it all along here.
If they're paying attention
to these small details now,
then I know I can trust them
moving through the season.
- Later when they're
on board and we have time.
- Okay.
- Is the master done?
- Master is good to go.
- All crew, all crew,
if you haven't already,
switch into your
grey polos, please.
- Ah!
- These columns need to be done.
- Yeah.
- You've got like
three minutes left.
Let's do it, huh?
- Girls, girls, girl,
can you grab the champagne
and cold towels?
I think they're
arriving any minute.
- Coming down the dock now.
- Oh [bleep].
- It's a big boat.
- They're coming down the
dock, so I need you
right, right, right away.
- You guys excited?
- So excited.
- I count four people.
- Uh, yeah.
- It's got little sails up.
- Yeah.
- Where are the other two?
- Coming up...
- We were wondering if the hot
tub is going to be available.
- Of course.
- Doesn't feel like 24 degrees.
- No, it's cold.
- The boat has been
sitting for nine months.
Anything that goes wrong,
that's on me.
Jacuzzi water's cold.
- [bleep].
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
- Alessia and guy
are getting married
the day before the pick-up.
- Hello.
- Welcome to corfu.
I'm glenn.
- Hi, alan.
- Nice to meet you, alan.
- Jenna.
I'm the chief stew.
- I'm peyton.
- Emily.
Nice to meet you.
- We were expecting two more.
- They're delayed.
They're on a plane on the way
to athens right now,
and hopefully will be
here later today.
- We'll figure it out.
- Welcome aboard.
- All right, thanks.
- Welcome aboard.
Paget, the first mate.
- Alan, nice to meet you.
- Hi, adam.
Pleasure to meet you.
- You must be the chef.
- That's me.
- Welcome.
- I'm adam.
- Nice to meet you.
I'm georgia.
I can't shake your hand,
but I can give you a towel.
- Great.
- Emily.
- What's up, emily?
I'm parker.
- Nice to meet you.
- Would you like some champagne?
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- I would like to formally
welcome you aboard parsifal iii.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- We're excited.
- Looking forward to having a
great holiday together with you.
Hopefully you're going to
get a little bit of sailing in
if we get the right wind.
- And I would love
to give you a tour.
- All right.
- Look out for the lines,
and watch your step.
- This is the cockpit.
You'll probably be
having lunch here.
Dinners out here.
- We love to eat outside.
- Yes.
Flybridge area.
When we sail, make sure you're
holding onto something.
- Here's your wheel.
- I know.
- We've got a hot tub.
- Huge.
- Ciara, want to give us a
hand with the luggage?
- Coming up now.
- Just be careful on the steps.
Main salon.
- This is huge.
- Follow me down these stairs.
- Everything is so beautiful.
- Isn't it pretty?
You wouldn't have
said that yesterday.
- So we have twin cabins.
Come into the master.
- Wow, this is nice.
- Bathtub.
- Whoa.
- Holy moly.
- This is beautiful.
- Yeah.
- That it?
- Yeah.
- It's perfect.
- Those in there.
- Okay.
- All crew, all crew,
we're going to make ready
to get underway.
- That is the mightiest cheese
fork I ever did see.
Cheese.
- Thank you so much.
- Glenn, glenn, pag,
are you happy for us
to take the remaining lines off?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Copy.
- Deuces.
- I feel like they're going
to be the nicest people.
- They're like literally not
gonna say anything about--
- cheating.
- I can't believe
how calm the water is.
- Glenn, we're now slipping
your last line on port side.
- We're going to take
these lines away, correct?
- Yes.
- I told you I'd ask
a lot of questions.
- I'd rather you asked questions
than break something.
- Hey, glenn, all lines are up.
- Copy that.
- I think a lot of people
think sailboats sail everywhere,
which is not true at all.
The vast majority of
sailboats also have a motor,
and you always need the motor
to get in and out of port.
- You can see your wind here.
So if we find some wind,
put some sail up.
With all the new crew,
I'm quite impressed
with how easily
we got off the dock.
But it's going to be
interesting to see
when we have to get
all the sails up.
That's the true test.
- Oh, we're moving now.
- We might go sit up on the bow.
- We'll see you guys up there.
- Hey, we're gonna sail soon.
And I can see a little
bit of breeze out here.
- Okay.
- If you want to do
a little bit more stowing,
a couple things
that might slide.
- Okay.
- So we're gonna start
sailing shortly.
- Yay.
- Oh, that'd be great.
- All crew, all crew.
We're gonna get some sails up.
- Copy. On my way.
- We're a sailboat,
and people who come on board
a boat like this,
they want to sail.
So I expect my crew to be ready
to go sailing at any moment.
- We're about to go sail,
and there's like 500 things
that are about to fall.
- I know.
- Which sails do you want up?
- Mizzen, main and genoa.
- What about plates
of food and stuff?
- Use this. We should
always have these on standby.
- Parker, do you want
to meet me in the bridge?
We'll go out and
get some sails out.
- Copy that.
- Cheers.
- Okay, going up.
- Just keep an eye
on the tension.
We want to keep
that sail straight.
- Looking good here.
- Aperol spritzes?
- Aperol spritz seems like
this kind of moment.
- Right?
- Okay.
Let's get on the main.
- You can feel the
boat vibrating
as she's picking up speed.
It's what she's meant to do.
- Stop.
- Lazy sheet coming out now.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- So we got to
put tension on this,
because it's like
a captive winch.
It needs pressure
for it to release.
- Scoo.
- Good.
Good.
Good. Okay.
And then declutch.
- Yep.
- Yeah, hold it like that.
Yeah, see, that's a good angle.
- Yeah.
- Ooh.
- It's fine.
- We're sailing.
- Coming up...
- Have you had steak
knives on board?
- Not that I know of.
- [bleep].
The crew that's been
on board didn't have
anything prepared
for this charter.
- Jacuzzi water's cold.
- This is embarrassing.
- Stop, stop, stop.
This sail is out of the track.
- [bleep].
- It's so majestic.
- Like this is
so much more than...
- We're not buying one,
though, right?
- We're not buying one.
- You know that.
These things cost a fortune.
- The sails are up, and
I want to cry, I'm so happy.
Isn't it pretty?
- It's so cool.
- It's like so ----ing romantic.
- Yeah.
- You gonna sail it, peyton?
- Oh yeah.
Let me take the wheel.
I need someone to pick me
up and like click me.
- Okay, crack your back.
- Hey girls, you need to
check the guest cabin--
- I know I do.
- I will go check cabins.
There's just like so
much sh-- to do.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- What do you think this
angle of heel is?
- 24.
- 24 degrees?
- You'll be surprised. Watch.
- 9.1. Feels like more.
- Feels like a lot.
- Ooh, I see sh--
on the ground.
- Where's that coming from?
- The icemaker.
See, the problem is it's feeding
it water, but we're on a tilt.
- Oh.
- So it can't freeze.
- Where can this empty piece
of sh-- go?
Why not there?
- You okay here for a minute?
- Yeah.
- I'm going to use the bathroom,
have a drink of water.
- I found salt.
- I'll take it.
- ----Ing-a, man.
I'm always running around like a
chicken with its head cut off.
I think I've always just
been a really hard worker.
I think it stems back
to when I was a
competitive figure skater,
like I had to have discipline.
And now it's kind
of transferring over
into my professional world.
Solid 324%. Yeah.
- We're sol for pepper.
I say we do it like
silver service,
we can have like a little spoon,
and then we can like...
- Utilize those hands, baby.
- Be professional-- ouch.
- It's a little hard.
- The guests are
right behind me.
You can't do anything.
- Sit down.
- I'm not sitting down.
- Paget, sit down.
- I can't, I'm looking.
I'm the lookout.
Sorry.
- It's okay.
- Paget.
- Byron's now captain, and
he will say what happens?
- Yeah, you need to respect
your girlfriend a bit more.
- Exactly.
- That's what he's saying.
- So, what are we
looking at for time?
- Uh, say 10.
- Perfect.
- As much as I would love
to make greek food right now,
I gotta follow
the preference sheets.
They've all asked for sushi.
Seared tuna.
It's the first charter.
I want to get
the job done right.
Oh, yahtzee.
- We're not gonna have
a huge amount to do,
but we got some touch-ups
to do after dinner
and whatnot before we
go to bed, you know.
- Hey, aren't you supposed
to be driving?
- Um, it's in autonomous mode.
- Oh, cool.
- It wakes me up after it
anchors and I can go for a swim.
- Cool.
- So, whenever you're ready,
you can come down
to the aft deck and join us.
- Sounds good.
- Madison, you're going
to come to the galley
to help run lunch.
- Copy.
- Oh, fancy.
- Tell me what's ready to go up.
- Everything can go.
- Everything can go?
- Yeah.
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
- We're wondering
if the hot tub
is gonna be available
this afternoon?
- Sure.
- Thanks, chef.
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
- Just make sure that stays
literally level
because it's--
I'll just hold it.
It's probably better.
- No news yet.
- How are we doing so far?
- Great.
- Excellent.
You've got some
poke salad here.
A chinese chicken salad
with peanuts and quinoa.
- Oh your favorite, emily.
- Types of sushi,
we've got tuna, salmon,
and spicy tuna with cucumber.
- All right, thank you.
- Thank you.
- All right, thanks.
- All right, here we go.
- Oh, it's really good.
- That's good.
- It's delicious.
- Parker, pag, do you want
to meet me on the flybridge?
- Copy that.
- Can you fit one more
into like that?
- How is everything?
- Fantastic.
- It's so good.
- Good. You don't need anything?
- No.
- You are wonderful first
charter guests for us.
We're so happy to have you.
So this is lovely.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, they're not
as nice as us.
[ laughs ]
- that's okay.
That's okay, too.
- They should be in athens now.
- I picture them
arriving by helicopter,
and like bungee jumping in.
- Yeah.
- No, seriously.
- Yeah. Seriously?
This is amazing.
All we want is for
you to have fun.
That's our main thing.
- Thank you.
- Oh my gosh,
that tuna is amazing.
- They're happy.
- God, I'm smart.
- You're not just
a pretty face, adam.
- Thank you.
- They didn't really like
organize this stuff very well.
All of this has
got to be adam.
- All these spices.
- We're gonna hide it for now.
I don't have time.
- Organizing and
everything, though.
- I don't have time
today for that.
- All right.
- Okay.
- My galley is
the fraction the size
of the typical
big motor yacht.
Finding a nook and
a cranny is like gold,
because you're
on a sailboat now.
Everything's been cut in half.
I'll deal with it later.
- Paget, jenna.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Just wondering what
the hot tub temperature is.
- I'm saying it should be 24--
it says 24 degrees, but that
doesn't feel like 24 degrees.
- It's not. It's cold.
- The boat has been sitting
for nine months at dock,
so anything that goes wrong,
that's on me.
[bleep], it's like
embarrassing.
Byron, byron, pag.
Byron, byron, pag.
[bleep].
- Coming up...
- Hey, baby.
- Welcome aboard.
- I've had like
four gin and tonics.
- We have a captain here.
- I'm pretty sure
he can marry us.
- Let's do it now.
Let's do it right now.
- We should.
- Oh, my god.
What's going on
with these people?
- Byron, byron, pag.
Jacuzzi water's cold.
The reading's saying 24,
but it's not 24 degrees.
- I can clear your plate.
- Thank you, yes.
That was amazing.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
My pleasure.
- Well, it's full,
but the heater's not on.
- Oh, that could be it.
- Boom.
- There we go.
- That was your
beloved boyfriend
that couldn't work that out.
- He is blonde.
- Hey, paget, paget.
The jacuzzi's fixed.
There's a switch
that says heater.
It's gotta be turned
to on instead of off.
[ laughing ]
- wow.
[ laughs ]
- thanks for that, byron.
- Jenna, jenna, byron.
The heater's on, but it's gonna
take a little while to get hot.
- Copy. Thanks.
- So the hot tub
is not warm yet.
We had a problem with the
heater, but we are on it.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
The crew that's been
on board for nine months
didn't have anything
prepared for this charter.
This is embarrassing.
And I still have to sit
there with my stew face on,
hands behind the back,
looking proper.
- We'll see you guys out there.
- Soon as this guy passes,
head to wind,
get the sails down.
- You see this
white long schlong?
- Yeah.
- We call it the donkey.
- Okay.
- The top of the sail needs
to feed through the donkey.
If it's not,
it's out of the track.
The donkey, that is a
layman's term, I believe.
But actually,
it's called a donkey dick.
- Because it's just a long
phallus-looking thing.
This is called a vang.
You adjust it down.
The close will fall
further forward.
- Okay?
- Copy that.
- Stop, stop, stop.
Quite a bit of the sail
is out of the track.
Sh--, how'd that happen?
- Not sure.
- It came out of the donkey.
- Yeah.
- Getting the sails
done correctly
is one of the hardest things.
It's critical
that the sail wraps
inside the boom just right.
If you bring it too far back,
you're gonna pull it out of the
track, which is a big problem,
because how do you unwrap a 60
meter sail and pull it forward?
It's a nightmare.
- Sh--.
- Now it's out.
We have to get it back in.
- It's not lined up.
- I feel bad because
right now we can't sail,
but I don't like fixing things
in front of the guests.
Let's just get it away,
and we're gonna have to fix that
tomorrow when the guests
are off the boat.
- Okay, I'm gonna
keep coming down.
It's gonna make it easier
to redo it afterward.
- Hello? Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello.
- We're here, man.
- Get your ass over here.
- Great. See you soon.
- They're here, the guests.
- What?
- They'll be here,
like tonight.
- So shall we include
them in the dinner?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it sounds like it.
- We still have a
couple hours before dinner,
but we'll make sure
that they can join us.
- Cool.
- Good tzatziki.
- So the other two guests
are taking a tender over.
- Perfect.
- Glenn, we're ready to drop.
- Start putting it down.
- Dropping anchor.
- Watch the propellers.
- Okay, glenn,
that's a shot and a half.
- Come and check the thing.
- Oowee, that's tight.
Good job, ciara.
- We have six for dinner.
- Yeah, all right.
So they're coming.
Thought maybe like the marriage
didn't quite go as planned.
- I mean, I was engaged once.
I think there's some
huge challenges.
- I, too, was engaged once.
- Oh, what happened?
- Yachting.
- I met my ex yachting.
And we worked together.
All of my relationships
for the past 10 years
have been really unhealthy.
And I think that's primarily
because I go
for the wrong people.
But at this stage of my life,
I want to find my person.
I can't imagine myself
being with him now.
Because he--
- it's too much yachtie.
- Ah, good times.
- Sh--, I can't do this.
- Right, wait, cap
taught me how to do this.
Here.
- It's not easy.
- I'll push it in.
- You got it in.
- Just losing
my virginity.
- I feel like it's the, like--
- need help? Trying to
put it away or open it?
- Put it back in. It's--
- so it's just a matter
of getting it
so that they line up.
- Caps got it.
- Oh, it's not captain's
first time.
- No, I don't normally
play with this stuff,
so, I'm not really
that experienced.
- Glenn, glenn, pag.
- Copy, I'm coming.
- Yeah.
[bleep]
- all stews, please change
into your evening dresses.
- Copy that.
- Copy, I'm on my way.
Copy that.
- Not you, parker.
- I think they tie in the back.
- Let's blow
this popsicle stand.
- Oh this blows, all right.
- Let's start
pulling everything.
- Okay.
- We need to find
the steak knives.
- So steak knives.
- What the [bleep]?
No ----ing steak knives.
Okay.
Ciara, ciara, jenna.
- Yeah, jenna, go ahead.
- Have you previously had
steak knives on board,
and/or did you see
anyone's arrive?
- Not that I know of.
- [bleep].
Are you ----ing kidding me?
How did the parsifal crew
have been living on board
for nine months, not think,
hm, we're going back on charter.
Maybe we need the basics.
- [bleep].
- The only guest cutlery we have
is what's in the main salon.
- Um, don't know
if you heard that.
We don't have steak knives.
We've looked through
every cupboard.
We'll have to use
crew steak knives.
- So the boats
a complete disaster.
Serving a steak
with the improper cutlery
in a fine dining scenario
is absolutely embarrassing.
- It's savage.
- That goes here, yeah.
- This is really sh--.
Are there more steak
knives somewhere,
like, I'll just take
that person's.
- It is what it is.
- What can I do?
- It's a steak knife.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I can't wait til we have
time in between charters.
I'm going to make you
teach me so much sh--.
You're gonna hate me.
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you will.
I'm gonna be a rash, dude.
I want to do this.
- Stop it, stop it, stop it.
- When I was working
as a sole stew,
I never had anybody train me.
Youtube tutorials,
pinterest pages.
That is how I learned
to do my job.
So, I'd love someone
to show me
if I've been doing
it right all this time.
- Warmer?
- Perfect.
- Fine.
- Glenn, glenn,
tender approaching
at the front platform.
- All crew, all crew, we have
guests arriving any second now.
Let's get everyone that's
free out to the aft deck.
- Looks like we'll meet them.
- Should I be up there
or should I be down here?
- You're a deck,
you should be down here.
- You guys look nice.
- Oh, we do.
- Yeah, baby.
[ cheers ]
- about time.
- All right, it's
that kind of party.
- We are docked.
- I think I know who
just arrived. Yeah.
- Can I take your purse?
- Sorry we're late.
- That's okay.
- Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
- Nice to see you all.
- Good to see you.
- Where's emily?
- She's up here. She's--
- come on up, man.
- Welcome aboard.
I'm jenna.
I'm the chief stew.
- Hi, jenna.
- Congratulations.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey, you look beautiful.
- Oh, you do, too.
[ speaking greek ]
- I've had like
four gin and tonics.
- Only four?
- Four doubles.
- Okay, let's turn the music up.
- Yeah, give us a tour.
- Do you guys have any tequila?
Let's get this show on the road.
- So did you do it, in vegas?
- No, we didn't--
we missed our--
- what?
- Congratulations.
- We didn't get married yet.
- No, we didn't--
- okay, well, congratulations
for being on board then.
Oh my god. What's going on
with these people?
- He canceled our wedding.
- We didn't get to--
we didn't get to las vegas.
- We didn't go to vegas.
The president was in la mont.
- But, you know, but it was...
- We didn't get to vegas,
so we didn't get married.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's -- it's--
- we have a captain here.
- I'm pretty sure
he can marry you.
- I don't know what
they're talking about.
I hear vegas,
something about a president.
The bottom line is,
they did not get married,
and I just know that the
person who's going
to get ----ed in all of this
is me.
- Can you marry them?
- Ah, I don't know.
- She hasn't
had enough to drink.
Give her some more champagne.
- Oh, come on.
Let's do it right now.
- Okay.
- Let's do it right now.
- Right now.
- Do you have an elvis outfit?
- This season on
below deck sailing yacht...
[ yelling ]
- being a sailor is cool.
- Whoa.
- When you're sailing--
- this is wavy.
- Sh-- is just gonna
hit the fan.
- Please put me down.
Please put me down.
- I like to think
I can handle
the worst kind of people
there are.
- I've been asking
for shrimp cocktails
for an hour
and a ----ing half.
- Get the [bleep] off this boat.
- Oh. Oh sh--.
- Oh!
- Horrible idea to hook up
with your crew members.
- Oh, wow.
- You can have him,
but you're gonna have
to get through me first.
- You want a bite?
- You're attractive.
But I don't need your
pee in my vee.
- Madison craves the attention,
but hates the spotlight.
- I have got a system.
- Well the system sucks.
- Tell jenna she's
being a bitch to you,
and she needs to back off.
- Your attitude is a problem.
- It's my way or the highway.
Don't complain about it.
- This is very thin ice
that you're on.
- This is the first time
we've had this issue.
You have ----ed up a few times.
If this is
what it's going to be like,
I don't think I can do it.
- I hope he makes
the right decision.
- Give me your resignation
right now, all right.
- It's 22 knots.
We are going to be heeling
to the left.
- This is gonna be awesome.
- Oh, my god.
Woo!
- Glenn, we've got a problem
on the deck here.
- God dammit.
- My luxury yacht vacation
is pretty much ruined.
- We're gonna fix it for them.
- Holy sh--.
- Do you think it's funny
that I'm still breastfed
by my mother?
Do you think that's funny?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- All right, well,
[bleep] you, then.