Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 14 - The Birds - full transcript

- Previously, on
"below deck sailing yacht"...

You're like my knight
in shining armor, dude.

First impressions of chris...

He knows a lot,
he's got experience.

- Jenna, stop flirting
with my man.

- Georgia's flirty,
she's a little bit dirty.

I like that.

Would you like to come to
a fish foot spa with me?

- Of course I'd love to go
to a fish foot spa.

Oh [bleep].

[ laughter ]



- okay, I'll do half,
you do half.

- Even though I have
feelings for paget,

I slam those ----ing feelings
with lots of tequilas,

because that's not okay.

- And I'm such a ----ing
ugly asshole.

- Say again?
- What?

- Going out with an entirely
coupled-up crew just blows dick.

- Well, why do you have
these random outbursts?

I don't know why
she's so insecure.

- How's that feel?
- Good.

This is the first time
in my life I have

a total connection
with somebody.

- Jenna said she loved
small gestures.

- Oh, dude!



- And I just wanna show her
I'm listening.

I went and found some
flowers at the beach.

- I was excited
to give her flowers.

I worked all ----ing day for it.

I wanted to make
her feel special.

- With adam, things can spiral
out of control quite quickly.

But it's also, like,
I know that I'm entering

into territory that's
not gonna be positive.

- Yeah.

Hey!

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- Hey.

- I get to go get my toes
nibbled on by fish today.

- Oh, is your date today, is it?
- Mm.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

- Nice.

- Leave me alone.

I'll find someone to marry me.

- Hey, speak of the devil.
- Hey.

- Chris, I've got some
bad news for you, buddy...

Unless your name
rhymes with "gadget,"

you're not gonna get anywhere.

- Where did you sleep
last night?

- Oh.

- What would you like
me to start on?

- Just gimme a hand on putting
these covers back on.

[ clucks ]

- no... Stop putting stuff
on my head.

Literally cannot
take you anywhere.

- Please take me places.

- What's going on out there?

- In the world?
- Yeah.

- Oh, same old.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Um, so is this, like,
a date we're going on?

- I don't know.
- Okay.

- This morning is just sh--.

I'm over the boat
being all couples.

- If you feel like it is,
then it's a date.

- Yeah, a little bit, yeah.

- You're looking good, georgia.

- You talking to me?

- Yeah, are you excited
about this date?

- I am, actually.

I don't really know what
to do about enjoying

someone's company, because...

- Never know.

- Hey, hey, hey...
Look at you.

You look very good.

You smell good, as well.

- My god, all these surprises.
- Yeah.

I think chris is waiting
for you outside.

- Is he?

- I wouldn't see chris and
georgia being,

like, a perfect couple
or a match.

- Somebody probably
for georgia's, like,

match of a guy,
they have to probably

have similar interests,
I imagine;

probably something musical
or somebody who can

definitely take a joke,

definitely understand her
weird way of being at times.

Hm.

- Aren't you looking lovely?
- Getting practical shoes on.

Thank you, sir.
- Mm.

- Well, aren't you gonna buy
me anything from the window?

- Just window shopping today.

- I don't think that's my style,

to be honest, so you're
off the hook.

- You're one of
the sentimental ones, eh?

- Hi there.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- Room for two?

- Sink them both slowly, please.

Get ready for the attack.

- Hope you're hungry,
little guys.

- Ooh!
[ laughter ]

- so weird.
- Why did you pick this?

- Normal is boring.

I feel like I'm sexy,
but I'm also a niche.

That's why I like to keep
people on their toes.

- Why do I feel like mine
are more busy than yours?

- They are all over you.

- Hi.
- Hi, can I get a soft drink?

- What would you like?
- Fanta, please.

Most yachties are running
away from something.

Hearing about madison's
sister last night

really puts things
into perspective.

What happened?
- Her sister was murdered.

- It's an enormous ordeal
for anybody to lose a sibling

like that, especially in
tragic circumstances.

No wonder she fights
so hard to stay positive.

Thank you.

- Are you used to being
on charter boats?

- Yeah, I'd like to run a boat,

just me and a girl,
a small boat.

- The industry enables
a lot of people's dreams.

I think that's why
a lot of us are in it.

- Yeah.

- Chris is great.

That being said, I admit that
I have a slight infatuation

with someone who's in
a relationship.

So what the [bleep] am I
supposed to be doing right now?

Everything I do
is gonna be wrong.

- Great.
- You guys need a nap now.

- Bye, guys.
- Thank you very much.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye!

- Bye!

- All right, back
to the real world.

- Yeah, [bleep].
- Bye-bye, fake world.

- It was good while
it lasted, right?

- Yeah.

- Hello, lovely kids.

- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey.

- Hi, guys.

- We went and got that
fish foot massage today.

- Can I see your feet?
- I've gotta say...

- Wow, they look so much better.

- Fresh, fresh, fresh!

- Do they ever take, like,
a chunk of good skin?

- How was your date?

- Incredibly invasive,
but enjoyable.

- That's chris...
Invasive and enjoyable.

- I need to slip away
for a second, guys.

I think I'm very
overdue somewhere.

- All right.
- All right, see you later.

- See you later, darling.
- See you later, honey.

- How's it going?
- Real good.

Real ----ing good.

- I've gotta tell
you something now.

Last night, everyone was
kind of thrown off

by you being quite,
um... Upset.

- I'm such a ----ing
ugly asshole.

- Everyone was just asking
what was wrong.

It was definitely, like,
I don't know, like,

is there something that's
happened in her life?

And then they were like like
what sort of trauma stuff.

I answered that...

- That's not your place.
- I know, I'm sorry.

- That's so not your place.

- I know, that's why
I'm just telling you now.

I just needed to get it
off my chest.

I'm sorry.

- That's really ----ed up,
georgia.

- I know that's it's ----ed up,
that's why I'm telling you.

- Whenever I have an emotion,

to have it be about my sister
is so beyond ----ed up.

I'm so done with this sh--.
My sister is not a thing.

This is ----ing bullsh--.

- I wasn't trying to make it
about your sister.

It was more to give a
bit of insight

so that people would
back off a bit.

- Jesus [bleep].

Last night had nothing
to do with my sister.

- I know it didn't.

Well, you were really upset
last night about...

- I was not upset!

I was annoyed that it was all
couple, couple, couple.

If I've had a trauma in
my life, georgia,

it's not your place to tell.
- I know it's not.

- This is such bullsh--.

Oh, I'm pissed off.

- Coming up...
- We're doing 12 knots.

- Whoa!

- [ shouting ]
ow!

- Yeehaw!
- This is insane.

- I got this, I got this.
- We're all gonna die.

- I was not upset!

I was annoyed that it was
all couple, couple, couple.

I'm sorry someone's
sister getting murdered,

that is not your place to tell.
- I know.

- Oh, I am pissed off.

- I don't know the story.
She told people about...

- That my mood is
because of my sister.

- I didn't say that, madison.

- [ scoffs ]
ugh.

- Mads, can I just say
something?

- No, dude, I'm, like,
actually really ----ing

annoyed right now.

Like, I'm annoyed.

Everyone else on the crew
has someone.

At least I thought
I had georgia.

But my personal life
should be my personal life

until I tell someone about it.

So my trust is betrayed.

- For sure.
It's your situation...

I don't know what
her intent was.

I don't think it was bad intent.

I do understand, and I would
probably feel the same.

I don't wanna see you upset.

I think maybe just
everyone takes a breather

and then can reassess in a bit.

- Paget, jenna, adam,

can you guys meet me
in the crew mess?

We're gonna do a
preference sheet meeting.

- Copy for adam.
- Copy.

- So here we go...

We've got kerry mcreynolds
and dino cresci,

best friends of 27 years.

Kerry is a retail sales manager,

and dino is an
interior designer

who also manages
restaurants in san diego.

- Nice.

- Kerry is battling
stage four cancer

and is no longer in remission.

Wow.

Kerry and dino are bringing
their closest friends

along to honor and
celebrate her life and legacy.

- You know, you've got weeks
or months to live...

Is this gonna be one of
their last opportunities

to do something like this?

So you really wanna make
sure that you go all-out,

especially for her.

- All the guests are
looking forward

to as much sailing as possible.

On night one, the guests
are requesting

an upscale dinner party
to celebrate mark's birthday

with a birthday cake delivered
"by a hot deckhand."

[ laughs ]
oof, who's that gonna be?

On night two, dino and kerry
would like to have

a vintage 1960s-style
pajama party.

- On date two, the guests would
like to enjoy water sports,

some sort of beach event,

cocktails in a secluded bay.
We can do that.

- Kerry doesn't like
smelly seafood.

Dislikes for jennifer,

she is "emotionally allergic
to mayonnaise."

[ chuckling ]

- what does that mean?
- Good ----ing question.

- She's just being funny.

- That's awesome.

We have the most important
charter of the season right now.

All I'm thinking about's jenna.

Honest to god,
today is not the day.

I'm gonna ----ing
lose my sh--.

- I think we're getting better
with every charter.

- That's right.

- And we just wanna keep
that energy up

and give these people the
experience of their lifetime.

- Sounds good.
- Cool.

- Let's move.
- Thank you.

[ sighs ]

I would have something
weighing on me

if I didn't actually just
say what I've done.

But if it was me,
it would really ----ing hurt.

And I don't like that
I'm accidentally

inflicting that on someone.

I don't like upsetting people.
This is not...

It's not the person
I wanna be.

- All right, getting there,
getting there.

- Getting there.

[ laughter ]

- quite nice snap.

- Don't make me jealous,
all right?

I need a spank every now
and again, too.

- Pardon?

- You can't leave me out,
all right?

No preferential treatment
for the deck crew.

- Hoo!

- If you're gonna spank her,
you have to spank me, too.

- Careful, he will.
- Oh, and I would enjoy it.

I mean, what? What? Huh?

- Hi.

- Hi.

Sorry.

- It's just...

Can you understand, like, I've
gone through enough in my life.

I don't need this sh--.

- I'm pretty ----ing humiliated
that I'm the idiot

that's upset you
that much, ever.

- Can I have a hug?

- I have no idea why.

I really do love madison, and
I know how much it's not fair.

The situation shouldn't have
really occurred to begin with.

This is just embarrassing
to me to drop the ball.

- I love you too.
Why do you love me?

You're--
- personality and nice titties?

- [ yawning ]
oof.

[ alarm buzzing ]

- morning.
- Morning.

- How'd you sleep?
- Good.

- What are we expecting for
these next charter guests?

- No mayonnaise.
- No mayonnaise.

- What are we expecting?

- The primary has cancer
that's not in remission.

- Mm.

- So my suggestion is, you know,
really striving for perfection.

I want this to be
the best trip of her life.

- Hells yeah.

- They've also requested
to have a hot deckhand

deliver a birthday cake
tonight, so yeah.

Yeah.

- All crew, all crew,
the provisions are on the dock.

- Copy, coming.

- What's up, guys?

- Thank you, sir.
- Yep.

- [ grunting ] ugh.

- What is that?
No, no, no.

Why would you even send
me that crap?

What the hell am
I supposed to do with this?

I have to have the tuna fresh,
never frozen.

This is frozen garbage.

Why do you keep
bringing me this?

- Stop sending me sh--.
It's ----ing garbage.

I'm taking it anyway because
I don't have time.

[bleep].
----Ing pathetic.

Fresh off the ----ing truck...
Awesome, thanks, guys.

[bleep].
Fresh, never frozen.

- That's for jenna,
straight into her cabin.

- I have an actual dick
to deal with.

- You're ----ing kidding me.

Where's the vegetables?

- Adam is throwing a tantrum.

He's, like, fruit loop crazy.

- [bleep]
- why is he so grumpy?

- Dunno.

- I'm pretty sure it has
nothing to do with the food.

We're sitting in a
factory full of fireworks,

and jenna's got a match.

- It's ----ing two hours
before guest arrival.

That's goddamn bullsh--
and you ----ing know it.

----Ing what the [bleep]
is going on?

I'm ----ing pissed.
My produce isn't even here.

[bleep] ----ing momos.
Suck a dick.

That's goddamn bullsh--.

----Ing momos.

- That's for jenna,
straight into her cabin.

- I have an actual dick
to deal with.

That's it for now.

- I've worked with
a lot of couples on board.

I suspect adam is having some
personal problems right now.

- Put the frozen sh-- tuna in
the freezer, where it belongs.

- You know, I don't wanna get
involved in their personal thing

unless it's hurting
the guest experience.

So right now, I'm going
to let him take a breath,

because, you know, never in
the history of calming down

has anyone calmed down
by being told to calm down.

- Mm, yum, rock-hard baguettes.

----Ing garbage.

[ glass shatters ]

- few more scuppers...
Covers off, scuppers done.

- Hey, georgia?
- Yes?

- There still, like, piles
of dust in this back corner.

Otherwise everything looks good.

- Dude, I had a freaking
wicked nightmare.

The boat was sinking
and [bleep].

Gimme some good news.
- It's nice weather outside.

- And?
- That's the good news.

- Yeah.

[ crows cawing ]

- that's not good luck.

- That's not good luck at all.

- That's a bad omen, isn't it?
- That's a really bad omen.

- Guys, this is not
a good time...

- That's a really bad...
- [bleep] get outta there!

Go on!
[ hissing, shouting ]

- that's bad.
- That's weird.

And they, like, really flocked
all of a sudden to our mast.

- Glenn, glenn, pag.

Just to let you know,
we had a whole flock of crows

on our mizzen mast.
- Uh-oh.

As far as superstition goes,
crows can be a bad omen.

You know, there's a lot of
superstitions in sailing.

One of the things
you're not supposed to do

is whistle on a boat.

[ whistling ]

- that's called
"whistling up the wind,"

and you might get a storm.
- [ whistling ]

- you're not supposed to
take bananas on a boat;

that's bad luck.

[ whistling ]

- I think it probably comes
from back in the day,

when it was quite dangerous
to go to sea.

Like they say, the sea
can be a harsh mistress.

- All crew, all crew, let's
get in our charter gear.

Guests should be arriving
in about 15 minutes.

- [bleep] you're ----ing
kidding me.

- Let's get ready to charter!

- Really scared.
- About what?

- The crows.

- All crew, all crew,
I think I see guests

coming down the dock,
so let's get everybody

out on the aft deck, please.

- This is amazing.

- This is so beautiful.
- Yeah, this is gorgeous.

I can't believe this
is our life right now.

- Hi!
- I'm kerry.

- I'm captain glenn,
nice to meet you.

- Hi, captain glenn,
how are you?

- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi.
- Welcome aboard.

- Adam, nice to meet you.
- Byron, nice to meet you.

- We'd just like to
formally welcome you

on board parsifal iii.

- Cheers, thank you
for having us.

- We have a great
few days planned.

We're gonna do some sailing,
lots of water sports.

- Woohoo!

- Jenna's gonna take you on
a little tour of the boat.

- Let's do it, jen.

- Perfect.
- All right.

- This is the fly bridge.
- This is rad.

- This is a great spot
for when we go sailing.

- I like guests that bring
luggage and not baggage.

- We'll take you down
to the guest cabin area.

This is your master cabin.

- Wow.
- Quite spacious.

- This is where
the magic happens.

- This is where the
magic happens.

- Yes!

- Three, two, one...

- Okay, byron, whenever you
wanna start, take it up.

- Copy.

Four meters on
starboard side and holding.

- Both anchors secure.
- Yep, cool.

- Okay, glenn, our stern
is clear of their bow.

- Thanks, mate.

- This is like...

I have never been on a boat
of this size in my whole life.

- Look at these.

- I feel like it's so fancy,
the hardware and everything.

[ sighs ]

- all crew, all crew, we're
gonna start getting sails up.

- Copy, thank you, glenn.

- You know, I'm gonna try
and bring it out on...

- The mizzen?
- Sails are going up now.

- Ooh!

- I thought you had
to do it by hand.

- No, nothing is by hand.

- Two of the best pleasures
in life are by hand.

- Let's go main.

If you guys wanna start
walking out the lazy sheet.

- It comes out a bit faster
than the other one.

- This is all right, isn't it?

- Okay, you've got, like,
two meters to go.

- Hold... Genoa coming out now.

- Engine off?
- Yep, you can switch off.

- We are sailing... Nice.

- So we're sailing...
That's the engine off.

- Woohoo!
This is amazing.

- Ship, ship, ship,
we're starting to sail.

- Cool, thanks for the notice.

- That's amazing.
Look at that.

- It's so tense right now.

Hm, interesting...

I think they're fighting.

[ snorts ]

- oh, my god, there's good wind!
- Oh, my god.

- Rad!
- This is so cool.

- Oh.

- We've lost the monitor.

- Uh, that's important.

[ whistling ]

- because of the wind.

[ echoing caws ]

- hey, we're doing 12 knots.

- Wow!
- Oh, nice, nice.

- The wind just came up
right now, right?

- Careful...

- This is gonna be a really
good sail,

so I'd make sure
everything's stowed really well.

[ clattering, rattling ]

- this is way more wind
than was forecast.

- [ shouting ]
wait!

- Yeah, we're totally, like...

- Definitely a bit more
breeze now.

- Oh [bleep].

- Eighteen degrees.
- Yeah.

- Whoa.

- Whoa!

- This is crazy.
- Ah!

- Call this sailing?
Come on.

Surely you can bend this bitch
over a little harder.

- It's making me feel sick.

- We're fine, just...

- Woo!

- I love sailing,
but not when I'm working.

[ whistling ]

- yeah, we got 24 knots
all of a sudden.

- Oh, my god.
Oh!

- Oh, that's no good.

- I got 24 knots
at least up here.

I need everybody up on deck.
- Got it.

- Ow!
[ clattering ]

- holy sh--.
- Yeehaw!

- Ride 'em, cowboy!

- Oh, my god, this is insane.

- We're about to go man
overboard.

- I got this, I got this.
- We're all gonna die.

- Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my gosh.

Ow!

- Holy sh--.
- Yeehaw!

- Please, this is insane.

- I got this.
- [bleep]

- I got 24 knots
of breeze up here.

I need everybody
up on the foredeck.

When the wind picks up suddenly,
you gotta be on your toes.

[ laughs ]
- keep turning down, if you can.

- [bleep]

- there's no way around it,

so I've gotta go as close
to the wind as possible.

That reduces the heeling.

- Oh, god.
- It's, like, crushing me.

- Doesn't it look like
I'm, like, going uphill?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, but...

- Like michael jackson.

- I can't move... Oh.

- That's a good angle.
You can stop there.

- Oh!

[ cheering, clapping ]
- yay!

- Parsifal sails really well.

We push her hard, and she lives
up to the challenge every time.

- Whew!

- Oh, my god, that hurt so bad.

- [ gasps ]
look at this!

- Yeah, that's amazing.

- May I get you some
more soda water?

- Not right now,
thank you so much.

- No problem.

- How long have you been
in the charter business?

- Eight years, on and off.

I just like moving, and I do
not like a 9:00 to 5:00.

I could die tomorrow,
this is what I'm doing.

- Dude, I have stage four
cancer, so...

- Right.
- Yeah, so I'm, like, listen...

Do it now.
- Yeah.

Considering kerry's
health condition,

her attitude is so positive.

That takes so much strength.

I've had personal experience
with my dad dying of cancer,

and I will bust my ass
to make sure

this is the best trip
of her life.

My dad died of cancer,

so I was in that same stage
where it was like...

- Oh, when?
- Four years ago.

Before my dad died,
I got him a book.

And one of the things in there
that he had to fill out was,

you know, what kind of legacy
do you wanna leave.

He wrote that he wanted
to have made people laugh.

I've always valued
that in myself,

that I love making
people laugh.

And that's what
I would wanna leave.

I think that sadly,
once we're gone,

your memory fades
pretty quickly,

and I don't wanna think so much
about what I wanna leave.

I wanna think about what
I wanna do while I'm here.

I think that honestly, the
positive attitude helps so much.

- Hundred percent.

I wish I would have learned
this lesson earlier.

Unfortunately, it took me
to have cancer to realize.

- How's your day?
How are things? How's life?

- Eh, good, my back's hurting
like a mother----er.

- Me, too.

Dude, I ----ing
hate getting old.

- ♪ just 10 more meals,
so who gives a [bleep] ♪

- I'm gonna go wash up
for lunch and stuff.

- You go change into another
outfit.

- Change, yeah.

- You ready?
We're gonna drop these sails.

- Okay.

- We'll pull both main and
mizzen down at the same time.

- Okay, you're head to wind.

- That's looking good.

- Okay, you wanna drop
anchor in there?

- Uh, yeah.

- Yeah, that looks like
a pretty solid bite to me.

- Oh, my god...

That's a hydraulic leak.
Everywhere, man.

It's absolutely everywhere.

- Glenn, we got oil on
the deck here.

- Goddamn it!

- Sh--.

- It's all down starboard
side as well.

Be very careful on deck,
there's oil everywhere.

Well, at this stage, we'll just
try and stop it going overboard.

- Ooh, that is
a lot of oil, jesus.

- Any idea where it's
coming from?

- It's coming out of
the two caps there...

- Yeah, the two caps.
- ... Those stainless caps.

- When you push a boat
to its limits,

then you never know
what's gonna happen.

- This could have been the bad
luck thing from the crows.

- The crows...
You remember the crows?

The ----ing crows on the mast.
- Yeah.

[ caw echoing ]

this oil is already where it is,

so let's keep one or
two people on this,

let's get the stern door open.

- Okay, ciara...
- Thank you.

- Ciara, you wanna go back?

- Madison, jenna.

I need to start getting
the lunch going.

- Of course.

- I had chemo, I got no hair.
It comes all off.

[ laughter ]

- the bright side of cancer...
You don't need to wax.

- Brazilian.
- Totally, yeah.

- Really? Everything goes?
- Yeah.

- Chris, you should get cancer.

- Waiting is the only fun part.

- Where do you wanna sit?

- I guess we can start
taking stuff.

- Thanks, chef.

- We've got a whole bunch
of food coming up.

- Look at how amazing
that shrimp looks.

And I'm not, like,
a shrimp person.

- So how we doing so far?
- Amazing.

- This'll just get your palate
warmed up here, literally.

It's a thai coconut broth
that's been made with

all sorts of peppers.

Sweet chili shrimp, sort of
a chinese chicken salad.

- Looks amazing.
- Thank you so much.

- Oh, the flavors
are just popping.

- Super nice.

- I'll probably need
the chair set up to go

and investigate
what's going on there.

- Yeah, yeah.

- So whenever you guys
are ready, let me know,

and we'll coordinate
with the chair.

- What's happening?
- Pipe just burst.

- God.

So there's literally just
thick oil all over everything.

- That's--

- I'm telling you, it's those
crows we saw this morning.

[ caw ]

[ whistling ]

- madison, madison, jenna, can
you come help me clear, please?

- Yeah, copy.

- She's a little windy.

- Wow!

[ whistling continues ]

- thank you.
- You're welcome.

- It was really delicious.

- Hi... You've seen many, many
layers of my personality.

- Yeah, you're like an onion.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- That gonna make you cry?

On that note...
- Yeah, on that note.

- I'll be thinking about you.

- Je-sus christ.

- That sounds great.

- I wanna go on the bob.

- Deck crew, deck crew,
jenna.

The guests are definitely
discussing going into the water.

- Copy.

- I just don't know
if it's safe for them

to go swimming in this wind.

- Get the tender set up, and
bring them somewhere protected.

- Yeah.

So I've spoken with the captain.
- Yes.

- And I think swimming
right here is probably

not the best idea.
- Okay.

- Because of the current and
the amount of wind we've got.

So we can take you guys to,
like, a little secluded bay,

maybe a bit closer
in to the beach.

- That'd be nice.

- Got it?

- Okay, I'm not gonna
do that sea bob.

I'll let the young guys do that.

- Okay, here we go.
There you go.

- Madison, glenn.
Can you go with these guys?

- Copy that.

- Right here, right here.
- Yeah.

- Have fun!

- It looks so good in here.

- Woo-hoo!

Every day is, like...

- You and me both, kid.
You and me both.

- Life is so short.

I don't like fighting,
I don't like holding grudges.

I do not wanna waste
any time being unhappy.

So I'm writing these
little love notes.

Hopefully he's gonna read them
and we can go back to normal.

- That was fun.
- That was fun.

- Tender, we are on our way
back with guests.

- We're good.
- Copy that, thank you.

- Okay.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

That looks really nice.

- It will when I'm finished.

- This is a series
of love notes.

- Yeah.

- You can open approximately
two per day

until we're done this season.

[bleep] you, adam.

Coming up...

I'm getting my confidence up.

Taking the cake out
in my underwear.

I'm sh--ting myself.

I'm actually shaking,
wearing this,

going out in front
of these people.

Do my cake proud.

- Three, two, one...

Stop.

From an engineering perspective,

heeling over to 27 degrees
is not good for the machinery.

When you're heeling
over that far,

a lot of sh-- breaks.

A lot.

- You see what it is, byron?

- Yeah.
- Talk to me.

- It's a compression fitting
on one of the hydraulic hoses.

- Is what's up there fixable?

- Yeah, totally fixable.
Have you got a bucket?

Thanks.

- Mechanically, this isn't
a big issue.

The sail system
still works fine.

But cosmetically, this is
a freaking nightmare.

- Is it going into
the bucket now?

- Yeah.

- He's fixed the problem, but
he hasn't fixed the symptom.

Now we've got oil all over the
deck, all over the fly bridge.

It's just a pain
in the ass to clean up,

and you need a lot of
k2r to get it out.

- Apparently, I have to serve
the birthday cake.

- Oh, yeah.
- What do you mean, "oh, yeah?"

why is everybody like,
"oh, yeah?"

you're the deckhand.

- Yeah, but you're
the hot piece of ass.

- Um...

- Do you mind if I go for
my dinner and stuff?

- I'll... I'll deal with byron.

- Pretty slow,
but it's still coming.

- I hope you leave it up
there for the night.

- You've got guys working
through the night, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah.

- My nieces, whenever
they want something,

they just go, "ama, ama".

- That's what paget does
when he wants boobs.

- Oh, does he?

- Oh, my god.
- Fair enough.

- There are some barriers
that you need to not cross,

which is your relationship with
you guys being brother and...

Like brother and sister.

- We're not brother and sister.

- Ah, well, I don't know.

[ exhales ]

- doesn't that look pretty?

- Dino said bring these up
and put them on the table?

- Oh, that's pretty.

- We're taking over, sorry.
- No, do it.

- A tiara.
- These are really cute.

- Oh, look at how cute
the party favors are.

- Paget.
- Mm-hmm.

- The other thing
I'm gonna need you to do...

- Mm-hmm.

- Is take off your shirt
for dessert,

and deliver a cake
with no shirt on.

- I'm not a deckhand,
I'm a first mate.

I'm over this sh--.

When I was younger in school
I was a little bit chubby,

and I was bullied for it.

And I still feel there's maybe
a part of that inside me.

Like, as soon as I take
my top off, I still feel

really self-conscious, because
I'm like oh [bleep]

someone's gonna be
like, "why are you doing that

if you look like that?"

- can't I work out a little bit
before I go...

- Sure.

- ... And get a little bit
of a pre-pump-up?

- ♪ I'll make you love me ♪

♪ if that's the last
thing I do ♪

- no, continue.
- Mm.

- Mm.
- Mm.

- I'm just working my
confidence up

to the, um... Giving the cake
out in my underwear.

- What are you wearing?

- Just gonna find something
suitable to wear

that doesn't show too much meat,

and that covers
enough sufficiently

to leave enough
to the imagination.

- Um...
- Um...

- Moving on.

[ laughs ]

- you look rawr.
- Rawr.

- I like it.
- We can go in two.

- Okay.

- Scuzi in the jacuzzi.

- Are certain ones
for certain people?

- No.
- No, go ahead.

- That's for you,
party princess.

- You look beautiful.

- All right,
adam's ready for you.

- Okay.
- We're ready for him.

- In celebration of kerry living
her life to the fullest...

- Fun!
- Ah!

- ...Tonight, I'm gonna pull
out all the stops.

- Yeah, you look cute.

- I wanna make sure every
minute of kerry's charter

is absolutely perfect.

- Yay! Bubbles!

[ laughs ]

[ cork pops ]

- and more bubbles!

- My favorite sound
in the world.

- Madison, madison,
you can make your way down

to the galley, please.

- On my way.

- Cheers, loves.

- Okay, get these little
----ers and you can go.

- Da-da-da!

- Hello.
- Beautiful.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- So this is a roasted beet
and goat cheese salad.

Of course, the goat cheese
is local.

- Awesome.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you.
- Yep.

- Mm.
- How amazing is this cheese?

- Yeah.

- Oh, my god, the cheese
melts in your mouth.

- Yeah, well, they have a
goat down there.

- How...

- Sauce, and we go... Go.

[ whistling ]
- here you go.

- This is
crispy-skinned branzino.

- Oh, nice.

- There's asparagus and
cauliflower couscous.

- Love it.

- Okay?
- Beautiful.

- Thank you so much.

- Mm... Mm-hmm.

[ grunts ]

- he's doing a
really good job...

- Mm.

- ... Preparing
everything on his own.

- Paget?

- Thank you... Whoa, what...

- That's fine.

He's going out to serve dessert.

[ laughing ]

- what?

- Thank you very much.

- This is how much food is
left over, out of all those.

- They can eat.
- Yeah, man.

- I like that.

- Paget, are you ready?

- Oh, yeah, sorry.

- Ooh, yeah, looking good.

- I'm sh--ting myself.

It's bigger than people realize
for me to go out and do that.

I'm actually shaking,
wearing this,

going out in front
of these people.

- I'm actually shaking,
wearing this.

- Yeah, I mean, that's
understandable.

- Do my cake proud.
- All for the tips.

- Get it on video.

- Okay, good.
- How's everyone feeling?

- I'm saving the best for last,
are you kidding me?

- I'll do some push-ups, man.

- Ah-ha...

Um...

- You got this.

Make sure to show
your other cake, too.

- All right?
Should I go now?

- Yes, you're the one
serving the cake.

- Go, go, you're serving it.
That's the whole point.

- Paget?

- Have fun, bud.
Knock 'em dead.

[ humming fanfare ]
- oh!

[ cheering, laughter ]
- woohoo!

- Just what you wanted...
A nice cake!

- Thank you...
Are you on the clock?

- Uh, yeah.
- Okay.

- Yeah, I was--

enjoy the cake.
- We did.

- Yeah.
- Oh, wait, one more cake...

Can...
I'm sorry...

- Sorry...
- Can you...

Okay, thank you.
- Yeah.

- Yeah!

- I'm just gonna cut the cake,

and then afterwards,
georgia's gonna sing for you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- I'm gonna go get changed.

- Well, he's employee
of the month.

- Oh.
- He went above and beyond.

- That cake looks really nice.
- Mm-hmm.

- I feel like he's playing a
game with me, and I hate it.

- Send that.

- We need to talk.

- Thank you.
- You're so welcome.

- Mm.
- Heavenly.

- Very moist.

- I'm proud of you, because
I couldn't have done that.

- Hope we get a nice tip.

- I think we're gonna go inside.

- Let's retire
to the living room.

- Georgia?

Hey, can you cover service
for me before you play?

I've gotta go take
care of something.

- Okay.

- I feel almost a little sick
from too much food.

- You wanna go somewhere?

- Yeah.

Fun, fun ----ing time.

- Jenna requires
a level of communication

that I'm not used to.

I don't wanna change, I want to
do my work and focus on my life.

Like, what is this bullsh--?

Like, I don't... I don't have
time for this right now.

Is this about the fight we had?

- Well, I think it's
about a lot of things.

- I don't like these ----ing
conversations either,

but I think we need to
understand

where we're both coming from
in order to move forward.

- I found it really odd
that when we're finished

being intimate, you go into
a weird place

and you always bring
up a weird question.

It's a big part of why we
had the fight that we had.

- I don't wanna have any
conflict in front of anyone.

- Well, here's my thing...

I don't wanna ever
have conflict.

- I don't either.

- So the fact that there's even
any conflict is a problem to me.

- Okay, so sure...
- That scares me.

- ...There is a problem.

- And it makes me wanna
run for the hills.

- Okay, but here's the thing...

You're not used to supporting
a person in the way

that is necessary for
a relationship to grow.

- I have to do a good job before
I do anything else, period.

So if I'm all buried
into my emotions

and trying to
figure sh-- out,

this isn't the time for that.

And you know, that's
probably why it's not

a good time to get emotionally
involved with anyone.

- Yeah, I know, but...
- So...

- ...It ----ing happened.

- There are a thousand ways
we could have approached that.

We took the wrong route.

- Yay, georgia!
- Hey, guys!

- Thank you for playing.
- Yay!

[ clapping, cheering ]

- brava!

[ acoustic guitar playing ]

- ♪ stretch out my hand
under the sheets ♪

♪ they are cold ♪

♪ there ain't nobody to hold
in my bed ♪

- all I wanted to do is get
through this charter season.

I wanna get the [bleep]
off this boat.

I hop in my van,
and I drive away.

[ exhales ]

- ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ saturdays I am running ♪

[ crow caws ]

- next, on "below deck
sailing yacht"...

- Can I ask you a
personal question?

- Yeah.

- You and chris...
What's going on?

Do you seriously like him?

- Knowing that my time
with paget is coming to an end,

this is kind of becoming
torture for me.

- Oh, come on...

Lifting the seahawk,
I can feel my back

just go [ tocks tongue ].
I think I've thrown out my back.

In yachting, there's no mercy
when it comes to injuries.

If you hurt yourself,
you're off the boat.

- I had a bit of a rough night.

- I just got put on full service

and laundry so jenna
could go take a nap.

- Interior, I think the service
has dropped a little bit.

Do you have a minute?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Let's go.