Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 15 - You Snooze, You Lose - full transcript

"below deck sailing yacht"...
- So is this, like,
a date we're going on?

- Chris is great.
That being said,

I have a slight infatuation with
someone who's in a relationship,

so everything I do
is gonna be wrong.

- Kerry and dino are bringing
their closest friends

along to honor and celebrate
her life and legacy.

- Dude, I have
stage iv cancer, so...

- Right.

- Yeah, so I'm, like,
listen, do it now.

- Yeah.
[ crows cawing ]

- oh, that's a bad omen,
isn't it?



- That's a really bad omen.

- I got 24 knots of
breeze up here.

- Woo!

- Oh, my god,
that's a hydraulic leak.

- Goddamn it!

You push a boat to its limits,

and you never know
what's gonna happen.

[ clattering ]

- we need to talk.
- I don't wanna change.

What is this bullsh--?

I don't ever wanna
have conflict.

- We get the [bleep]
off of this boat,

I hop in my van,
and I drive away.

[ cheering, clapping ]



- yeah!
- Thank you, guys!

- That was amazing.
Your voice is rad.

- Thank you.
- That was hot.

- I'm used to flying solo,

and it scares me
to wanna change that.

- I don't take well
to something like, well,

this isn't what it should be
like, so [bleep] it.

So either we fix it

or we've pissed
all over something

that I believe is there.

- What do you suggest we do?

- Thank you.
- That looks great.

- You're welcome.

- I think I'm gonna go to bed.
- You smell nice.

- You smell like chocolate.
What have you been eating?

- Chocolate ice cream.

- Okay.

- I feel like I put you first
in a lot of situations,

and that's not
always reciprocated.

- Hm.

- And I think that you can be
quite closed off at times.

I think that you do that
because you're not used

to supporting a partner.

- Or having a partner at all.
- Yeah.

- You're probably right.

I get closed off
and I shut down.

- Is there a reason
why you're like that?

- Maybe it has a lot to do with
traveling so much as a kid.

- You show me affection
very readily, so it's there.

But I need you to trust me,
and I need to trust you.

- Yeah, I have a hard time
trusting people.

- I know that.

I have a huge ----ing
issue trusting.

I'm sh-- scared.

- Same.

I'm sorry for anything
I said to you.

Gimme a hug,
let's work this out.

It's hard for me to
have emotional attachments,

because my parents
worked internationally

my entire childhood.

I was drug around in
and out of schools.

Make friends, goodbye;
make friends, goodbye.

Of course I want
a great relationship.

I just... Up until
this point in my life

I'm not convinced
that I'm capable.

- Yeah.
[bleep] yeah.

I know I'm the problem.

I'm gonna make a valiant
effort to not clam up.

I'm sorry for that.

- I'd like to go to bed.
- Yeah.

- I'll wake everyone up
when I get up.

- Tomorrow's your day.

- Oh, it is? Thank you.
- Yes.

- I'm gonna go to bed.
I love you all.

- I don't know anything about
their morning time routine.

- Jenna, what's starting
time tomorrow?

Ooh, sorry...

Um, as you were, yeah.

- That was so bad.

- ...Sitting on adam's lap.

- Jenna and adam are
so wrapped up in each other,

they're not really paying
attention to anyone else.

- You little nugget.

- And unfortunately, it gives
couples in yachting a bad rep.

- You silly nugget.

- Trying this again, now
that you've had time...

7:30 start?
- Yeah.

- Yeah? Okay.
Love everybody, night.

- Good night.

- Sweet dreams.
- Sleep well.

- Coming off?
- Still the oil, mate.

- Yeah.
- Morning.

- Good morning, how are you?

- Oh, morning.
- There he is.

- Morning, captain.

- Morning, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

- Love your shirt.

- Thanks.
- That's amazing.

[ grunting ]

- you hold the bucket, if
I grab one of these things...

- Yeah.

- Byron, you think
it's all drained out?

- Yeah.

[ coughing ]

- oh, dude, don't breathe
this sh-- in.

- Can jen and I talk to you
about what's gonna go on today?

- Sit down, if you want.
- Yeah, sit down.

Oh, my god, this is a super
kind of special circumstance

that we're all together
with kerry and everything,

and it's probably
not gonna happen again,

if you know what I mean.
- Sure.

- So we just wanna make sure
that we really get the most

out of every single moment
of this day and time here.

So we wanna do,
like, activities.

- The toys and the banana...
- The rope swing?

- The rope.

- It's a heart-wrenching
situation.

Literally these guests
could ask for anything,

and we're gonna find a
way to make this

the charter of a lifetime.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Deck crew, deck crew,
we won't be sailing today,

so let's get all
the water toys out.

- Rope swing.

- Yeah, water toys...
- Let's get to it.

- The... Not the primary, the
other lady with the dark hair.

- Okay.

I had a bit of a rough night.

- Well...

- I think I've been pretty
objective, and, like, put the...

His and my interactions aside.

I know I was on adam's side,
but I'm changing my vote.

I've had, like...
I've just been...

- I don't need to hear
that right now,

so please don't go there,

because I don't wanna
deal with it.

- Okay.

I'm sorry, it's just flipping
at you for not reacting

the way he wanted to, the
flowers, that sort of thing...

- [ clears throat ]

- since we've gotten
onto this boat,

I feel like jenna's half the
person she thought she was.

Adam has started
showing his true colors,

and she's still
choosing to ignore it.

This guy's gonna [bleep]
her up later.

- Hi, good morning.
- Good morning.

- How are you?
- Good, how's it going.

- Yeah.
- What a festive shirt.

- All right, they're all up.

Georgia, georgia, jenna.
The master is free.

Ooh, that avocado toast
looks delish.

- I'm gonna start
on this rope swing.

- Oh, my god,
that looks so yummy.

- They're trying to
starve us on this boat.

Greek sausage... Delicious.

- I was just gonna come
to talk to you about the day.

So we are gonna have
waterskiing, tubing...

- Awesome.

- ...Wakeboarding,
maybe do some cocktails

on the beach in the evening.
- Perfect.

- You're just going
straight on that padeye

to that block to the winch.
- You want that as well?

- Yes, please.

Spanking you very much.

- Just spot-check, everything
seems fine.

- Someone's gotta do some
work around here

instead of just sitting
in the ----ing galley.

Literally I walk down
all the time,

and it's like...

[ laughter ]

- like, "oh, adam."

- wait, hold on,
I don't understand broccoli,

tell me more.
[ laughter ]

- and then you're just, like,

having all your little
minions do all the work.

- Yo.
- Yo.

- What's up?
- Not much.

- What are you guys
ranting about?

- Just life.

Okay, I'm gonna go back
upstairs and clear.

- Clear all the stuff away...
- Yeah.

- ...And come up.

- This sh-- makes me
so uncomfortable.

- You good?
- Yeah, yeah.

- I need a hand getting
onto the nautibuoy.

- No. Thank you very much.

- Are you starting now?

They'll probably do
some tender activities.

- Oh, is that...
That's nice. Hit me.

Chris has brought, like, a
new lease of life to the boat.

He's very spunky.

- Ooh, that's
a little bit too fresh.

- Little does chris know, he
has very small shoes to fill.

Very small.

- Oh! Ooh...
Yeah, and then...

No, just...

- We're gonna jump off the side.

- It's probably best
to climb over.

- Mm-hmm.

- Um, they're all happy,

they're just cool with
water right now.

- Cool, man.

- Run, run, run!
Keep going.

- Okay, let go...
There you go.

- Georgia, you can go on break.

Take two and a half hours.
- Two and a half hours?

- Yep.
- Coming to sweep?

- Sweep you off your feet.
- Already gone.

I'm already floating.

- Hi.
- Yeah, what would you like?

- Two...

- Absolutely, I'll bring
them right to you.

- Thank you.

Where's the ----ing stews?

Can I get two plastic cups,

please, with vodka,
orange juice...

- Why did they tell you that?

- Because you're not up there.

- [bleep]

- coming up...

- Can I ask you
a personal question?

- Yeah.

- You and chris...
What's going on?

- And later...

- One of you guys is
gonna up the rig.

- It can be very dangerous
going up the 60-meter mast.

[ shouting ]

- here you go.

- Yeah, if they want anything,
do you mind just radioing us?

- Yeah.

- This is so much fun, I wanna
take one of these home.

- Get the newer model, because
they weigh a lot less.

- Okay, I'm gonna
lie down for an hour.

- Are you?
- Yeah.

- Wanna lay with me
for 30 minutes?

- Yeah.

- Because I got
a little free time.

- All right.

- Are your minions
laying down as well?

- No, madison's on laundry,
so I'm just gonna move her.

Hello.
- Hi.

- Okay, I'm gonna take
an hour break.

Do you wanna be on service?

- Kerry, can I get you anything?

- Maybe I'll have a glass
of sauvignon blanc.

- You got it, girl.
You got it, you got it.

- Thanks.
- My pleasure.

- Madison, ciara.

Can we get a vodka
with ice and water?

- Of course.

- I heard "vodka."

- will you check on your wife?
- Yeah, what's going on?

- Jenna's not in her bed.

Adam's not in the galley.

Bet you a burger and a beer
she's with adam.

I'm sorry, but we're here
to do a job, not just,

like, sleep on
someone's [bleep].

- I just got put on full service

and laundry so jenna could
go take a nap with adam.

- This is getting a bit,
like, out of hand.

When you're not doing
your job properly,

someone else is having to.

And it's not fair on the
rest of the crew members.

- Mm-hmm.

- I'm only one person.

Oh, can you get my feet?

- I know we only have
one charter left, but still.

- Whoa!

[ cheering, clapping ]

- yeah, girl!

- It's astonishing to me
that kerry's got cancer.

She's still such a positive
and vibrant person.

- Bit high?
- Just a little practice run.

I'm just gonna give it a feel.
- Yeah.

- Woo, she goes for it!

I've always been a positive guy,

and it's just a reminder
that no matter how sh--ty

your life can be, there's
always things to be happy about.

- Yeah, girl!

- How is it still not cleaned up
from breakfast?

- So this is what it's
like to lay down

in the middle of the day.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's nice.

- I haven't felt
like this for a long time.

I've given the majority
of my life to yachting,

and I feel like at some point

you have to be
a little bit selfish.

I feel like I deserve
this feeling,

and I'm just enjoying
every minute of it.

- Would you like a new one?
- You know, a really weak one.

- Madison, madison, ciara.

One more vodka
with the ice water.

- Copy.

- Madison, madison, ciara.

Would you mind running down
and grabbing drinking glasses

and stuff, please,
if you have a second?

- I can do that, ciara.
Tell her never mind.

- Never mind,
glenn's gonna bring them in.

- Who's on service right now?
- Madison.

- I got this.
- It's okay, it's okay.

- You sure.
- Thank you very much...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...For bringing these up.

- No worries.

- Glenn, thanks
for being a third stew.

- Okay.

- Everything okay with
the service and everything?

- Not really. I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.

- What's happening?

- Well, jenna basically
has put madison

on service and laundry...
- Okay.

- ...So she can go take
a nap with adam.

She literally just
left the guests.

- And right now, the guests
are okay, or what's going on?

- Yeah, right now, they're okay.
- Nobody...

- There was nobody on service.
- All right.

- To be honest,
it's none of my business,

but I'm not gonna
lie about it.

I've worked with
glenn for a long time,

so I'm gonna give
him my opinion.

I mean, he's asking for it.

- All right, thank you.

- May I have
two more pillowcases,

when you get the chance?
- Oh, sure.

Here we go, two pillowcases.
- Thank you very much, darling.

- It's a pleasure, sweet cheeks.

- Chris, chris, ciara.

The guests would like to use
the inflatable hot dog soon.

- I'm on my way.

- Hey, doll, would you
mind checking cabins

before you start
back on laundry?

- Are they off the boat now?
- Mm-hmm.

- Chris, fast, full-throttle,
pedal-to-the-medal, let's go.

- I know, I just...

- Are you guys kidding me
right now?

- Oh, my god, seriously?

- Safety first.
- What!

- I need to clean this bar.

- Madison, ciara was just
saying something to me

about not the right number
of people to do your service.

Is it a problem for you, or...

- I didn't wanna say...
Like, I'm not saying anything.

I'm just trying to do my job.

It's nothing that I need you
to speak to jenna about,

because I think we're grown
adults and we can handle things.

It's just annoying
that it's happened

a lot during this season.

But we have one charter left
after this.

Let's just end on a good note.

- All right, thanks.
- Thank you, cap.

- Hi.
- Gimme a hug!

Can't get enough of
these lately.

[ chatter on radio ]

- shut up.

- All right, let's do this.

[ shouting, laughter ]

- faster!

- Man down!
Man down!

- Glenn?
- Mm-hmm.

- What's the weather
gonna be like tonight?

I'm just wondering where
to set up this pj party.

- It's not going to be windy.

But I think it would be
this or less than this.

- Ciara, ciara, chris.

Yeah, just on my way
back to the boat.

- Copy that.

- So what's going on with today?

- Cocktails in
the beach, sunset.

- Dinner on board?
- Yeah.

- I got it.
- Oh, god, that was fun.

- Do you wanna take a break?
- Sure.

- That was a blast.

- I'm going on break.

- The heaviest model
that exists.

[ grunting ]
- oh, come on!

As I'm lifting the seabob,

I can feel my back just
go like, straightaway.

[ exhaling sharply ]

- ooh ----ing hell this is...

- I've spent my life playing
rugby and working on yachts.

Those are two of the worst
things you can do for your back.

But because I've dealt
with a bad back for years,

I'm used to just
getting on with it.

I'm in pain, but I've
not got any time to stop.

Oh.

- I wanna just be
in the water all day.

- Yeah.

- I'd like to go on the hot dog
again, actually.

- I wanna go on that hot dog.

- Oh, I'm in so much pain.

The life of chris...
Constantly hurting himself.

Oh!

- Bottom line is, though,
you're a role model for me here.

Just taking it really...
- I'm not a role model.

- ...And a really
positive, living for now,

that whole thing.

- Yeah.
- Everybody should be in that.

- Yeah, and sometimes
it's a shame for me

that I had to go through that
to really wake up, to be honest.

- What time are they physically
gonna be on the beach?

- 6:30, so one hour.
- Oh, okay.

Come on, chris,
let's load the tender.

- I need you to massage me.

- Okay, so for this pj party,
before they leave...

- Yeah.
- ...Can you ask mark

to get the other pjs
for the crew?

They're in his cabin.
- Okay.

- Oh.

Ugh.

- It'd be nice to flame-broil
these lobster tails.

- Hi, are you finished
with your break?

- Yeah.
- Fabulous.

- Jenna's scoping out
the beach situation.

- Cast off the lines, chris,
we're heading out.

- These were purchased
for you all.

- Thanks!

- And they're beautiful
silk pajamas.

- It's like christmas morning!

- There's gonna be a contest
of who wore it best.

- Yeah, of who wore it best.
- Oh.

- Yeah.

- Whoa.

I'm in quite a lot of pain,

but I've got quite
a high pain threshold.

Cheers, laddie.

And as I say to other people,
man up, princess.

You've got a job to do...
Get on with it.

Kick some names
and take some ass.

[ grunting ]

- oh, crap.

- Yep.
- Uh-oh.

- Think we're pretty good.

- Punch it, let's go.

- [ sighs ]
okay.

Hi.
- Hi.

- I'm gonna send you
to the beach party.

- Okay.

- What just happened?
- I just spilled off the tray.

- Okay, well,
they're ready to go.

- You guys are ready?
- Yeah.

- Okay.

Okay, we're just
waiting on you guys.

- Okay, I just wanted
to clean that up, because...

- Yeah, just get going,
because I'll clean it up.

Okay, can you guys go?
I'll clean this up.

- I just need a minute.

With jenna, it's,
like, disrespectful,

how she speaks to me.

Her tone is very demoralizing.

[ groaning ]

- are you ready?
- Yeah, let's do it.

- Enjoy, we'll see you
when you get back.

- Paget, paget, chris.

- Copy that,
standing by for you.

- I'm all stressing
about this setup, like...

- Why? They love you.

They love the food,
service is mediocre at best.

[ laughter ]
- yeah.

- The last thing you wanna
do is upset the stews,

upset people that
are face-to-face

with the guests in
the middle of the charter.

But then I also don't
want them to be

freaking lovey-dovey
in the mess.

It's unprofessional,
and it needs to stop.

[ kissing ]

[ shouting, laughter ]

- so welcome
to your private beach.

- This is amazing.
- Oh, my god.

- It's our own private
little island.

- Should I play one
or two songs?

- Do you guys know how
long we're gonna be here?

- Oh, I thought we were
starting a new life here.

Isn't that what
the cheese board's for?

It's "the hunger games."

- do you want a drink?

- Have you noticed?

- Like, every day.

- Georgia.
- Georgia.

- Georgia.
- Our shorts are now matching.

- Yours are now matching.

- You're on vacation,
you're on vacation.

- Well, you know, it's...
It's...

- I was comparing
my shorts to yours.

- Could you guys stop?
The guests are looking.

- I've had a better
slap from a fish.

- This is so beautiful.

- Yeah.
- Our pleasure, oh, my god.

- Oh, lookit, everyone,
a girl just came

out of the bushes
with a guitar.

- No!

- Come on, paget, sing
and take your clothes off!

- Come on, pag.
- Okay.

- Okay, so we're gonna do
one of paget's songs.

- Ooh!

[ acoustic guitar playing ]

- ♪ watching, waiting,
anticipating ♪

♪ what are you doing
with my head again ♪

- I'm picking up
on some flirtatious energy

between paget and georgia.

Yeah, mm.

- ♪ at least I thought
I was ♪

- wait, the boat's leaving!

- Sorry!
- Madison saved the boat!

- I like it here,
but I don't--

[ laughter ]

[ grunting ]

- should we go put our
pajammies on, everyone?

- We're ready, yeah.

- Parsifal iii, on our
way back with guests.

- Cool.

- Thank you, paget,
thank you, georgia!

- Definitely the most
fun guests yet.

- Yeah, I love these guys.

- You know what...

- I'm just undoing
a knot, georgia.

Your mind is in the gutter,
it really is.

- Was that good?
- It was awesome.

It was really special.

- Can I ask you
a personal question?

- Yeah.

- You and chris,
what's going on?

- Why are you curious?

- Beg your pardon?
- What?

- Georgia, if you
weren't wearing something,

I would literally just
throw you in the water.

- Oh, yeah?

It's difficult, because
I find paget so endearing.

- What about these?

- Don't... Don't...

----Ing...

Oh, there's an olive here.

- I have these moments
when I'm, like,

how is it possible for someone
to be so like myself?

It's just been scary for me,

because I haven't actually
found anyone that I've had,

like, a weakness for.

Knowing that the
season's coming to an end,

this is kind of
becoming torture for me.

I've got no more left to give.

- Oh, okay, that's how it is.
- That's how it is.

- Coming up...

- For the interior,
I think the service has

dropped a little bit.

- That's a problem,
and it ends now.

- Ow, [bleep]!

- I like you better when
you're stuck in there.

- We're getting ready
for dinner now, right?

- We're gonna put
on our jammies now.

- [ grunting ] ugh!

- Glenn, glenn, jenna.

Could you do
the table on the fly bridge?

- Yeah, we'll get right on it.

- That is a nice sunset.

- Come on, georgia,
step up the pace.

You're on deck now, girl.

- All crew, can you come and
grab pajamas from the laundry?

- The only way that
would look better...

- If it was on
your bedroom floor.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I know.

- Ooh, hi.

Sneaking up on me?

- This is how I
dress all the time,

so I hope you're cool with this.
- I'm cool with it.

- Yay!

- [ helium voice ] the weather
report for the day...

Looks like there's gonna be
some showers in the north.

- I love it.

- Get the boobs kinda in there.

- You guys are amazing.

- Oh.
- What's going on?

You've been in, like,
a grumpy mood all afternoon.

- Just because I'm not perky
today doesn't mean

I'm, like, in a bad mood,
I'm just...

- Oh, my bad.

- You look beautiful.
- Perf.

- What are you wearing?

- Do I need a belt?
- None of this matches!

- Oh, my god, we're
having dinner up here?

- Oh, wow.
- Oh!

- That's so fun.

- Oh, this is my favorite
part of the whole boat.

- You look like a twat.

- You look like
a toilet roll, mate.

- Oh.

- Okay, let's do it.

[ laughter ]

- yachtie or nottie?
- Yachtie or nottie.

- Oh!

[ cheering, clapping ]

- woo!
- Woohoo!

- Good job!

- I'm just, like,
cozy in these pjs.

They're silky, smooth,

flawless like
the dreams.

- Thank you.

- So we're gonna have you
guys start down there,

and you're gonna have
to take your walk.

And then we're gonna
judge you as you do that.

And then the winner will
receive a very special prize.

- Okay, you guys get outta the
way, don't steal my limelight.

- Go, glenn!

[ shouting, cheering ]

- yes!
- Oh, hottie, hottie, hottie!

[ camera clicking ]

- woo!

- Who's staying up
past her bedtime?

[ camera clicking ]

- woo!
- Yeah!

Yeah, good movement!
Good movement!

- Shake what your mama gave you!

[ camera clicking ]

- very top model.
Oh, very debonair.

- Oh... Oh!

[ clapping ]
- I think we have a wiener here.

[ camera clicking ]
- hottie!

- Work it!
- Hottie, hottie!

- Yeah!
- Oh!

- Oh, hottie!

- If you're gonna do it,
you gotta do it properly.

[ cheering, shouting ]
- oh!

- That's it, jump in the tub.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Getting wet and wild!

- Did it hurt?
Yeah, but was it worth it?

A hundred percent.

- Oh!
- Oh, yes!

- We have a clear winner here.

The winner of this contest
gets this beautiful robe.

- Ooh!

- The winner is...

- Turn around.
- Oh...

[ laughter ]

- and it comes with
a cash prize.

- Yay!

- I won $200... Fantastic.

- Woo!

This can probably go on
to a massage for my back.

- That looks dynamite.

- All right, let's hit it.

- You gotta hit it to quit it.

- Woohoo!

- My risotto!

- And it's extra-tasty,
I promise you.

This is saffron risotto.

- I believe you.
- Thank you.

- Mm... Mm-hmm!

- Wow.

- Are you okay?
You seemed a bit off earlier.

- I was working,
and then jenna decided

to take a break to go lay...
- At the same time as me?

- Yep, to go sleep with adam.

- Why does she keep doing that?

- To go sleep with adam.

- We're also at work.

Like, you shouldn't be
like this, like...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...In the crew mess.

- Madison, madison, can you make
your way to the galley, please?

- Her ears burn every time.

- Okay, sauce, and we go.

- Ooh!

- There's your surf-and-turf,
woo!

- Oh, my god, it's beautiful.

- You got some lobster.
That is chateaubriand.

The jus is a demi-glace
sweet potato puree.

Enjoy your meal, thank you.
- Thank you.

- Adam's on fire tonight.
- Mm-hmm.

- When there's food that can
shut this table up,

you know it's good.

[ sighs ]

- when dinner's done,
let's k2r the spots on the teak,

give it a scrub-off.

- Jenna, thank you
for everything.

- This was so good.
- Of course, my pleasure.

- You're the best.
- Thank you so much.

- Like, I might cry when I have
to leave tomorrow, for real.

- I know. It's just...
- I might.

- You know, and this
is a special...

- Yeah.
- ...Gathering for us.

- Yeah.
- Truly.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, well, you can tell that
there's a lot of meaning here.

- Oh, yeah.

- It's very nice to be
part of that, honestly.

- Thank you.
- That's very sweet.

- Thank you.

- It's really nice to have
this kind of atmosphere, so...

- Thank you.
- ...We really enjoy it.

- I've never eaten so much food
or good food in my entire life.

- We're going to retire below.

- She wants to go to bed.

- I love you.
- Good night.

- Hasta mañana.

[ coughing ]

- [ groaning ] oh.

- Four hundred or
600 milligrams?

I'm gonna go with 600.

That should do the job.

Ready...

- This is one of the oldest,
heaviest models.

How is your leg feeling?
- Still numb.

- [bleep]
brilliant, brilliant.

When I was trying
to let it down...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...It jarred my leg.

- Right.

- And that's my left one,
just gone, mm.

[ groaning ]

mm, that hurts.

I'm trying to grab my radio,
I'm trying to lift the seabob,

and as I'm doing that,
my hamstring,

I just feel it go, like, ping.

- How you doing, bro?

- Stretched it.

I'm getting too old
for this sh--.

- The ----ing seabob,
it strikes again.

I swear, this deck crew's
been cursed.

[ echoing crows cawing ]

we've just gotta push
through the pain,

because if not,
we're screwed.

- Ciara's gonna be the
only one left of us.

- I'm gonna let him go, we go,
you go.

- Okay.
- Synchronized.

- Yeah, one, two, three.

- I'm not going, I'm kidding.

- I'll dry.

- Part of that issue is
the fact that there is clothes

left in the washing machine.

- Making more work
for no reason?

- Jenna and adam are, like,
the kim and kanye of yachting.

Are they very pretty to look at?
Hundred percent.

Do you wanna be in
a room with them

for longer than three seconds?
No.

- No one likes sour,
moldy towels.

- You know, I pulled my
hamstring this morning.

- With the seabob, my left one.

- It really, really hurts.

- One of you guys
is gonna go up the rig.

- Main mast, or mizzen?

- Main, because I'd like
to do a full rig check.

Like, just a quick
look at everything...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...All the way to the top.

- I'd love to do that.
That'll be great fun.

- Since we've had this
problem with the oil leak

on the mandrel,
I wanna make sure

that we dot all our I's,
cross all our t's.

So I'm gonna send chris up
the rig

and just make sure
we don't have any other thing

that's gonna bite us in the ass.

- Just gotta get it over
my manly thighs, you see?

- Is that what it is?
- Yeah.

It can be very dangerous,
going up the 60-meter mast.

- That's your halyard, that's
your gang line.

- You're putting your life in
the hands of someone else.

- And that's your safety.

- If the other one
breaks, this jams.

- If the other one breaks,
this jams you.

- Yeah.

- There's been a few people
who have died recently

from going up on one line, so.

- There's a lot of potential
for things to go wrong.

- Cool, I'm gonna send you up.
- Yeah, let's do it.

- Going up.

How's your back in that
harness, okay?

- Oh, it's golden, man.
This is what I live for, yo.

Should I be doing this?
Absolutely not.

But do I want to be doing this?

Hell, yeah.

You can take me up at
a faster speed, if you want.

- You want a fast one?
Stand by.

- Yeah, that's better.

[ shouting ]

the height of the main mast
is 62 meters from the water,

which is about 190-some feet.

- We good?
- Yeah.

- Oh, it's a good view, man.
That's such a good view.

I feel most alive
when I'm doing

scary, fun,
adrenaline-filled stuff.

Oh, it's beautiful.

That's the way life
should be lived.

She could do with a bit
of polishing up here.

- So then...

- There's nothing actually
at the top.

That one looks good.

- He says the mast
looks good, glenn.

- Cool.

- So are you taking me to
the third spreader?

- Yeah, third spreader,
port side.

- Sweet, coming down.

- Yeah, smooth as school.

- Come on, keep up with me!

- Okay, I can see one up
spreader light not working.

- Okay.
- Uno momento, s'il vous plait.

- Love your spanish.
- That was french.

Okay, turn lights on, and
then turn them back off again.

- Okay, stand by, chris.

- Yeah, lovely,
that one's working.

- Nice one.

- Oh, I can smell
fuel up here, eh?

- You sure you
didn't fart again?

- Cool.
- Lovely, well done.

- Deck, deck, deck,

start putting away the
swim platform, thank you.

- Copy.

- Breakfast is still at 10:30.
- Yep.

- Yesterday was really
nice on that spot with,

like, the guitar...
- Mm.

- ...When paget and
I were singing.

- Byron, glenn.
I'm gonna fire up now.

- Copy.

- Let's go see what's
for breakfast.

- Oh, my gosh.
Like I need to eat more.

- That's anchor secure,
ready to go.

- Copy, thank you.

- Nice!

- Start moving food.

- Ah, that's my girl.
- You're welcome.

- That is my girl.

- Oh, look at that.
- Wow.

- It's the last supper.
- I know.

- [ grunting ] ooh.

- All right, got it?
- I've got it.

Pain is weakness
leaving the body.

- Oh, yeah.
It's like gold.

- My favorite
part was seeing you guys

on the hot dog yesterday.

Like, especially you in the
front, going, "faster, faster!"

- I don't think I've laughed
that hard in a long time.

- Okay, guys, I'm gonna
start turning

towards the dock and backing up.
- Copy.

- [ grunting ]
oh.

- Pag, am I clear
on starboard side?

- Ciara, keep an eye
on the fenders there.

- Touching fenders.

- You can throw it, mate.

- [ grunting ]

- ciara, your line.

Six.
- Copy six, thank you.

How close are we
to the dock here?

- Two meters.

- Oh, god.

- Byron, are you happy
if I shut down?

- Yeah, happy, yeah.
- Thanks, mate.

- Madison, madison, do you wanna
come help with luggage, please?

- I copy.

- Jenna, do you
need my assistance?

This is georgia.

- Georgia, I just asked
madison to come.

- We have signed up for it,

so it is quite literally
part of the job.

Just because it's annoying,
you just have to do the job.

- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

- Awesome.

- [ grunting ] ooh.

- Thank you so much, chris.
- Thank you for coming.

- Aw, thank you.

Life-changing, for real.

- Life's not fair.

You can be as rich as
you wanna be,

you can be as famous
as you wanna be,

but you might not be here soon.

- Thanks, love.

- Thank you very much
for coming.

- Mm, thank you so much.

- And it should
teach us to be...

To live every moment
like it's our last breath.

It strikes a chord
with me for sure.

We have no excuse
to not be grateful.

- I would say our
favorite part

was making this one
here so happy...

- Aw.
- ...On the toys, and...

- Yes, the hot dog.
I loved the hot dog.

- ...I've never
seen her so happy.

- Yeah.
- So, thank you.

- They say laughter
is the best medicine,

and for sure, I did that...

- Thank you.
- ...So much.

- You'll never know how
much this means to us.

- Thank you.

- We're really glad
you enjoyed.

- Yeah, it was great.
- This is something for...

- Oh, thank you,
thank you very much.

[ laughter ]
thanks.

- Or a martini.
- Thank you, we will.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you!

- Thanks, guy!
- Bye, guys!

- Bye!
- Bye!

[ ship's horn blares ]
- oh... Pardon me!

- All right, let's do
it all over again.

- I'll get down eventually.

- Oh, yeah, so, glenn,
I didn't actually tell you.

Yesterday, lifting the seabob...
- Mm-hmm.

- ...I think
I've thrown out my back.

It hurts, but I'm still happy
to work, because it's still...

It's not affecting...
I can still do my job.

- Yeah.
- I'm just a bit slower.

- Yeah. You should probably go
to the doctor and have a look.

- Because there's not
gonna be much time,

we're gonna be straight
out again, aren't we?

- Straight out again.
- It just sucks.

In yachting, quite often
there's no mercy

when it comes to injuries.

If you hurt yourself,
you're off the boat.

- I had something similar,
ended up going to a doctor in

palma, and he gave me
a needle in that area.

Keep an eye on it,
let me know

how it's progressing.
- Okay, will do.

- Madison, madison,
go to the cabins

and start making the beds.

- All crew, all crew,
can we get everybody together

for a quick charter
debrief, thank you.

- Here comes the queen.
- Here comes the hobbler.

- Charter number eight,

the penultimate charter,
is in the can.

Deck, it's probably been
one of our most

challenging charters, I think.

Hydraulic fluid
all over the deck.

Chris, I know you've been
working through some injuries.

- Yeah, it's the back
that's the issue.

- The doctor's coming,
so see the doctor.

I think for the rest
of the season

I'm gonna retire that seabob.

For the interior,
I think the service

has dropped a little bit,

definitely compared to
earlier in the season.

So I wanna have a talk
with you guys about that.

- For the interior,
I think the service

has dropped a little bit,

definitely compared
to earlier in the season.

So I wanna have a talk
with you guys about that.

But I wanna make sure
that we iron out any issues

that we have moving forward,

so that we really finish on a
high note for this next charter.

That's really important.

- Are you ----ing kidding me?

That's just complete
and utter bullsh--.

The guests are always happy, and
that's a result of my guidance.

- We don't have
a full turnaround,

so we're back
on charter tomorrow.

So we need to flip
the boat really quick.

There's a lot to do.

The guests are
coming tomorrow, noon.

So there it is...

It's 12,700, which comes
to 1,400 each, all right?

- Awesome.
- So I think that's pretty good.

I'm happy with that.

- I thought it was
the sweetest charter.

They put such
effort into helping each other

enjoy themselves.

Like, I'd love to have a friend
group like these people.

They're my kind
of people, for sure.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

- Another one in the books, huh?
- Cheers!

- Yeah!
- Woohoo!

- Cheers, cheers, cheers.

- Let's go eat lunch
and get back into it.

Thank you very much, everyone.

- I'm gonna drink
my ----ing champagne.

- Come, sit, enjoy.

- I got a lot of sh-- to do.

- So do we, but it's
not gonna get done any quicker

by rushing dinner.

- But it won't get done at
all if I don't get off my ass.

I don't think jenna likes
to accept responsibility

for what's transpiring
from this season.

She should have been called out
on her sh-- way long ago.

- Hell, yeah.

- Hello?

- I need to request a doctor to
come and see a deckhand of mine.

- You're back in
your hole already?

- It's safer in here.

- Hey.

- What's the time?

- It's, like, 3:08.

Love you.

- Where did it come from?

Did glenn just notice
that she wasn't

doing her...
- No, apparently ciara and glenn

had a conversation,
and then glenn came

to me to talk about it.

I just want us to have,
like, a good last charter.

- Mm-hmm.
- Like, that...

- What I'm just
thinking is, like...

- Well, I'm going...

I don't know if madison
plays the victim,

or if she actually does
think she's the victim.

- Madison, you're gonna go
now with them to the beach.

- Oh, my god.
I'm getting ----ing abused.

There's, like, literally
nothing I can do.

I'm so frustrated.

- Okay...
We have to laugh about it.

We've all been affected
by jenna's behavior.

She's not the only one putting
up with this sh--.

So the whole thing kind of
just grates my tits.

- I'm just so over it.

There's a lot going on with us.

Everyone's very worried
about chris, paget's injured.

- Mm.

- Everyone's gonna have
to pick up slack

on the last charter there,

and jenna's being
very defensive.

And we need to let her be angry,

and then when she's calmed
down a bit, see how she acts.

- Do you have a minute?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Let's go have a chat.

- When jenna made the choice
to get involved with adam,

she knew that her work life

and her personal life
would run together.

And now it's affecting her job.

I feel that service slipped
severely this charter.

That's a problem,
and it ends now.

A couple of things have been
brought to my attention.

We've got a big problem.

- Next, on "below
deck sailing yacht"...

- That needs an mri scan.

Until we see the report,
he cannot work.

- This is a serious injury
that can affect me

for the rest of my life.

- When it rains, it pours.

Here we go, the last charter
of the season.

- [bleep] yeah, it is!
- Yeah, baby!

- Nicole gary, from manhattan.

- Living our best lives.
- ----Ing beautiful.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

- His eyes are rolling back
in his head.

- I would be very surprised

if somebody flew to corfu
with cocaine.

If there are illegal
substances on board...

[ sniffing ]

- I have to do something.

- Do you have a second?

He's in deep sh--
if there's drugs on board

in his cabin.