Being Human (2011–2014): Season 4, Episode 4 - The Panic Womb - full transcript

- Previously on Being Human...
- I'm traveling through time.

- Lil' smokie? Please!
- The blood of the child revives us!

No! What happened to you in our house?

She's sending me a message.
I'm supposed to help her.

How did you pull this off?
Club? Getting the vampires in line?

After the virus, there was a pretty big
vacuum of leadership, and I stepped in.

Oh! Who would even try something like that?

- It's me.
- Suzanna?

(Growling and snarling)

The wolf can come out whenever it wants.

I felt powerful. I felt strong.



Can I get my espadrilles?

Yup!

And maybe hold off on turning our room into
a cross-fit studio until after I leave?

(Panting): Yup! Perfect! Smart!

Remember what we talked about, ok?

Keep track of any triggers today,

anything that sets the wolf off.

Yeah. I'm on it! And you don't have
to worry about things here. Okay?

I got it. I even made a to-do list.

- Really?
- Yeah!

- That's great!
- Yeah, it is great!

Except I can't find the to-do list, so...

Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt.

I'm really trying to give
you some private time,



but if I'm gonna help lil' smokie,

I just need to figure out who she was.

How you gonna find her?

Well, I was hoping to get
corporeal help from you!

- I would, but I'm working doubles!
- Oh, really? Till when?

Until her husband can hold down
a job without attacking his boss.

Why doesn't Josh help you?

Well, no offense, Josh's
attention span and focus

is like a dog in a field of squirrels.

I resent that! I can focus.
I just need to get in a quick 10 Miles,

and find my to-do list,
which is somewhere.

Is this it?

Yes, that's it! Wow,
it was right there, huh?

"Do laundry, try chia seeds,
batteries, question mark."

And then there's a drawing of a pumpkin.

Yeah, that meant something.

That meant something.

(Sighing)

(Laughing)

Oh, it's so much better this way!

Which way?

Just not wondering anymore
what you're thinking,

and if you're in this for the long haul.

I told you that I was.

I know, but then you went and proved it.

(Kat moaning)

(Both moaning)

Aidan!

Oh, come on! What the...

Listen, the woman from the blood den?

- She dusted 10 more of us last night.
- I told you I don't know who she is.

I know, but you better find out.
I think you're next.

(Panting)

First of all, how did you even get in here?

- What? Did Josh and Nora invite you?
- Yes, they invited me.

We had... We had waffles and pancakes.

No, don't worry, I came in
through the window.

Oh, so no one needs
to invite you, it's fine...

Oh, come on, I was born here, wasn't I?

Come on, it's like a
cradle carve-out clause.

Do I need an invitation
to where I was born?

- Mm-hmm.
- Can we get back to Buffy?

So we set up a temporary blood den.
We had... We had more security.

We had everything we needed.
She got them all.

I'm sorry, but what makes you think
she's coming after me?

One of our funeral crews had to do
a morgue run to your hospital.

They swear that she was watching you.

So, I sent dozen guys down there
to end her, but she was gone.

Look, your concern is touching,
but you don't need to worry about me.

Come on, somebody needs to worry about you.
I mean, all these surprise attacks.

She's just clearly trying
to make a statement!

What's the statement?

What bigger statement
than coming after you!

Aidan freakin' Waite,
the last son of Bishop.

Think about it, and I'm not
gonna let her do that to you.

Ok, all right, I'll ask around again.

Ok, thank you.

Sorry, it's hard to keep a morale up
with this nut job on the loose, you know?

Ok...

Wait! Stop!

What?

You're not going out the window.

- You want me to...
- Yes, come on!

Ok...

Hey! There's no good way
to tell you this, so...

Oh my God! What's he doing here?

What's he doing anywhere?

You looked me in the eye,
and you promised me, Aidan.

And you nearly killed us all

by unlocking your cage
and releasing your wolf...

No, no, scratch that. You were
trying to get me to kill you!

Oh, I guess that makes
perfect sense, right,

because we're monsters,
but there's gotta be room,

there's gotta be room for human error.

Josh, I'm sorry.
I messed up. I didn't kill my son.

I gave him a second chance,

and this is something that
we have all done for each other

more times than I count.

Nora, whatever he did to you,
that's because of what I made him.

- And it wasn't his fault.
- And why is he here now?

To apologize.

I'm really sorry for what I did.

You saw me at my worst.

When I attacked you, I wasn't...
I wasn't thinking straight.

I was out of control.

What?

No, you're not remembering,
'cause you were unconscious,

but I saw him!

I know exactly what you... I saw him!
I know... He was trying to kill you!

Josh, I know, but when you scratched me,
you had no control over yourself.

- You could've killed me.
- Yeah, but I never would. No way! I...

I know that! But we've
been there before, ok?

The unpredictable nature of
what we are. We know what that is.

He's gone through the worst of it.

I mean, look at him now.

Josh, things can get better,
maybe not perfect, but better.

Look, I know it's a lot to ask for, but...

What do you say?

(Sighing)

I gotta jog it out.

- Is... Is that good?
- It's not a "no."

(Door closing)

Being Human US - S04E04
Panic Womb

Oh, great! It's Sally.

Ok, before I begin, I just want
to reiterate how sorry I am

about how things ended last time.

Your flesh, your brains...
Totally safe, as are any pets.

- You wonder why I told you to stay away?
- But now I'm back to being old Sally,

- regular, old, boring ghost Sally.
- The one who shredded Nick

and killed my entire support group?
That regular boring?

I see we still have some issues
to work through, so...

- Why are you here?
- I really need your help, Zoe.

I know that I've said this
many, many times before,

but something really awful happened
to a little girl in our house.

- Why? What'd you do to her?
- I didn't do anything!

A group of chanting cult
ladies did. I just watched.

- Not helping your case.
- I watched because I couldn't stop them.

Was someone holding
your non-corporeal form down?

Were you trapped in a
salt box? I don't follow.

Look, I need to help her now. I need to!
What if her soul is still out there?

What if she's never gotten her door?

What if that group of
cult leaders kidnapped her,

and then made her a sister bride
and forced her to live in a tent.

Ok, fine! I'll do it.

Really?

Do I have a choice?

(Panting)

(Gasping)

I'm so sorry!

I didn't mean to scare you.

Listen, I'm like you.

I'm a wolf, but you, you're pregnant.

I just wish I knew with what.

I'm sorry, I'm new to this. I'm not
used to meeting people who understand.

And how did you know what I was?

I mean, I'm standing right next
to you, pregnant and a werewolf,

and I can't smell you.

Yeah, I've been one longer.

Normally, I wouldn't...

come up to you,
but I got a hit of...

- not fear, distress, maybe.
- Yup, that's me in nutshell.

- I'm sorry this happened to you.
- I hate that thing for what it did to me,

so how is it possible
for me to be grateful too.

How... How do you mean?

My husband and I had this great life.

We just had this one giant hole.
We couldn't conceive.

I'm lousy at making babies.

How long had you been trying?

Five years! IUI, IVF, shots
in my ass, adoption agencies,

just one month of heartbreak after another.

And then we went glamping in
the berkshires for his birthday,

and that thing got us.

It's a miracle we survived.

Your husband, he's one too?

Yeah! Andrew.

After the first turn, I told him...

"I never wanted to go through
that kind of pain again.

I'd rather die than go through it."

And then this happened.

That was 3 months ago.

This is you at 3 months?

I know!

It's more like 10 months,

but every turn, I don't know it survives,

but we do.

Have you seen a doctor?

No, not since the first turn.

I'm afraid of what they'll find.

My wife is a nurse.
Let's go to the hospital.

We'll start with an ultrasound.
We'll see what you're having.

Are we talking gender or species?

Whoa!

- Hi!
- Hi!

You have keys in your
hand like you're leaving.

I do, but, oh, you know what,
um, I completely forgot.

I was gonna call you to reschedule.

I ditched a faculty meeting
to plan this vacation.

I know. I'm sorry,
work called, and it's crazy.

- It's an all-hands kind of thing.
- I just got off the phone with Nora.

- She says it's a ghost town?
- It's because it's a different wing.

- Mm-hmm...
- So...

Look, I already put in
for these 2 weeks off.

I need to book something.

- My clicker finger, it's getting itchy.
- (Laughing): Mine too, seriously!

And I am so sorry for being an idiot,

but sometime very soon
we are going to sit down

and we are gonna have maps and
brochures and thumbtacks and...

I don't need thumbtacks.
I need some reservations!

And we will make them, I promise.

That's what you said
when we made this plan!

Have I ever told you how amazing you are?

- You are so beautiful!
- I hate you.

(Sally): Anything new on the home front?

- I moved!
- Oh, nice! Yeah!

Makes sense, a fresh start. Where to?

Well, somewhere I didn't find parts
of Nick every time I watered the plants.

Sorry.

He was a really great guy.

Yeah, he was! Until he wasn't.

What about the neighbours?
New neighbours? Anyone nice? Single?

How about we just stick to
your little Nancy drew project, ok?

Did you find something?

City records say your house was owned
by Carl and Joy Benson in the '70s.

- Okay? Did they have a daughter?
- You think it tells me that?

When you saw her ghost, did
you ask what happened to her?

I haven't actually seen her ghost.

Well, I thought you said
she was killed in the '70s.

I think she was killed, but when
I saw her, she was still alive.

How did you see someone living in the '70s?

Because I get unhooked sometimes in time.

It's only when I do spells, though,
from that witch, actually,

the one that brought me
back from the dead.

I can't believe I said yes to this.

(Computer keys clicking)

Oh! They did have a daughter.

That's lil' smokie!

That's the worst hippie
name I've ever heard.

I just saw her peddling party
snacks once. Not important!

"Carl and Joy Benson
with daughter Beatrice

on Mayford Street for
the 4th of July parade."

Beatrice... What happened to her?

(Computer keys clicking)

Ok, a couple of Beatrice Benson's come up,

and there's nothing about
cults or murder or kidnapping.

Ok, we have to find
out what happened to her.

Her poor parents!

County records say that
when they sold the house,

the Bensons bought a home in Brookline.

(Siren wailing in distance)

We're going to Brookline, aren't we?

They're late.

She's got a lot on her mind.

Are you having second thoughts?

- This is a horrible idea.
- You should give her a chance.

I think you'll actually like her.

But do we really want to
be doing more wolf outreach?

Everything that happened
with Connor, Brynn, Erin...

When I first saw Caroline, I thought
of you when you got pregnant.

"Lucky" isn't the right word
to describe a miscarriage,

but that was the first
word that came to mind.

No. It's the right word.

The prize for surviving this pregnancy
is passing the curse onto your kids.

We dodged the bullet that hit them.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- This is Andrew.
- (Nora): Hi!

You must be Nora.
Thank you so much for doing this!

Why are we sneaking in the back way?

No, we're not sneaking in. Were just...

The last time I was here,
I assaulted somebody, so...

(Knocking on door)

- Hi!
- Can I come in?

That depends. What's the plan
for that stake in your coat?

You have a very good eye.

Well, you don't survive as
long as we have without it.

What's the real reason
you came back to Boston?

I told you, I was nostalgic.

I saw videos of the blood den,
of what you did.

Aidan, I didn't want to have
to explain things to you like this!

Well, brunch is gonna have to wait.

I came back to Boston for
the same reason I do anything...

To kill vampires before they kill people.

- Does that include me?
- It doesn't have to, not if you help me.

If anybody gets what I'm doing
I thought it was be you.

Just because I don't go to blood dens
doesn't mean I would murder people who do!

They're junkies!

The difference is when
they slip, people die!

Yes, so we try
to help them not to slip.

We give them things like blood dens
because they have a right to live.

- But not to kill.
- But you do?

They took the best part of us,
didn't they, what was human.

The ones I dusted were
weak-willed bottom feeders.

If I didn't stop them, there
would be some other couple, family,

just like you and I,
that they will destroy.

That was 200 years ago!

Oh no, that's tonight or tomorrow
or a century from now, and it'll never end.

Suzanna, you're killing people.
You're not just killing them.

You're wiping them from existence,
and all because they drink blood.

Now, I saw the way that you fought,

and there is no way you could've
pulled that off without drinking.

You're right. I do!

70 ml a day.

That's just one heartbeat's worth of blood.

I'm not groggy. I'm not jittery.
It's the perfect amount!

Well, that's, yes, that's
what I aspire to, sure,

but that's not... uh-uh.
No, that's not possible.

Maybe you should try it.

I feel like you're
trying to sell me a juicer.

Suzanna, you understand what
we are, and you know the hunger,

and it ain't like cutting carbs.

- What, you never slip?
- No, if I did, I'd be just like them.

Then, what about me,
because I've slipped,

and if I'm honest about it,
I probably will again.

Maybe. Maybe I have a little bit
more faith in you to get it right.

I'm the only thing alive that knows
the best part of you, the human part.

And you miss it,
as I've seen how you live.

We were married.

We shared the same values
then, and maybe still now,

which is why we should work together.

Suzanna, the ones that are
running Boston are different.

Aside from the live stuff,
there was bagged blood at that den.

There's a truce between us and the wolves.

Now, I don't know all
these vampires personally,

but don't you think we ought to give
them a chance to prove themselves?

Well, a quarter can't land
on its side, can it, Aidan?

So it's up to you. It's simple.
It's them or it's me.

If they don't get here soon,
I'm outta here.

It's been, like, 2 hours!

You're a ghost. You don't get
hungry or need pee breaks.

(Siren wailing in distance)

Can we listen to some music?
What do you have on that thing?

(♪ Man singing on stereo, indistinct ♪)

Anything that doesn't make
me want to bathe with a toaster?

Saved by the Bensons?

(Car door closing)

Oh my God, her poor parents!

Can you imagine, like,
never seeing your daughter?

Hi!

Oh my God, she's like a lil' smokie clone.

I'm with the Historical
Preservation Society.

- What that come from?
- Do Carl and Joy Benson live here?

- No.
- Did they move or...

- They died.
- She's direct.

Well, they had a daughter
named Beatrice who...

Died 40 years ago.

Mom, somebody's looking for you!

Ok, so we do a week in the Canadian
rookies and then a week here?

Yeah, ok!

Or would you rather a road trip?

I'm not 100% sure what
the natchez trace is,

but hey, I'd love to say I drove it.

Ok, let's do that then.

I'm sorry! I'm acting
like this is all my trip,

but you're burning 2 weeks
of vacation time too.

It's not exactly a sacrifice.

I mean, check it out, right?

(Laughing)

All right, so where do you wanna go?

I mean, is there some
place you visited as a kid

that you wanna see again?

I didn't really travel much as a kid.

Well, I mean, look, ok, we
went to the cape every summer.

We stayed at a terrible
motel in Barnstable. It was...

I love Barnstable!
What was the terrible motel?

Um, it was... you know
what, it was actually...

No, it was Hyannis, now
that I think about it.

- Oh!
- What?

Trying to get an answer
out of you about your past

is like playing whack-a-mole.

Look, it was a long time
ago. I'm sorry. I forget.

But no, that's the thing,
because anything that has to do with,

200 hundred years ago,
you are a Wikipedia entry.

But then, I ask you about last summer,

and you're memento.

I mean, look, you're lucky I trust you,
otherwise I might think you're a sociopath.

What the hell are you doing here?

- I just wanna talk to you.
- No! No! No!

Get off of me! Aaah!

You're calm. You're happy.

- Do you think that it...
- It worked.

Look, I know I've been
pushing this trip hard.

I thought we were there!
I mean, maybe we're not.

Whoa, one second! No, no, no, no!
We're there. We are so there.

- It is not that.
- Well, it's something.

I really wanna do this,
but I'm not gonna beg,

so you need to decide
whether you're in or out.

Which is the ultrasound tech?

I subbed a week in labour and delivery.

You kidding me? We're not
supposed to be here.

And you don't even know what you're doing.

It's an ultrasound.

You squirt gel, do a wandy-wand
and look at the screen.

They're risking a lot more
than we are by being here.

She's a nurse! She's got this!

Do you want to, uh,
hand me the thingie?

You mean, the transducer?

We... We know what it is!

Honey...

(High-pitched ringing, Josh screams)

Is he ok?

Just point that away from me!

Ok, this is gonna feel
a little bit cold. Ok.

(Baby's heart beating)

It's beating so fast.

It's normal for a fetus.

(Heart beating rapidly)

How come it's beating so much faster?

- I think I see the spine.
- Of what?

I'm trying to get a better look.

(Screaming, heart beating rapidly)

- You're hurting her!
- Oh!

(Crying): No, keep going! I need to know!

(Caroline screaming)

All right, stop your wife or I will!

(Both grunting)

(Panting)

(Nora): I think I've got something!

Oh my God, are those nails?

I don't know what the hell you are,

but you stay away from us.

(Grunting)

Sorry!

- What a nightmare.
- So you remember that?

I tried to forget, but look at those pants!
I don't know what my parents were thinking!

So that's definitely you in
the photo with your parents?

- For the third time, yes!
- All right, I get it! Moving on!

I think a neighbour snapped this
and sent it into the newspaper.

I was famous for a week!

Would you say you had a normal childhood?

Why do you ask?

Because someone tried
human sacrificing you?

I mean, it just seems like an odd question
from the Preservation Society.

It does, though, doesn't it.

We're doing an oral history of the
neighbourhood, stories about that time.

Any big events? Crimes?
Anything come to mind?

- You are a scary good liar.
- Someone stole my bike once.

She's suppressing something.
Come on! Dig deep!

Well, I think I've taken
up enough of your time.

- What? No, you haven't!
- So we... I should get going!

Ok! I hope you got what you needed.

Yup!

- Hey!
- Hey!

Let me guess, your husband's out on a jog.

Surprise! I'll let him know
you're looking for him.

Well, actually, I'm looking for you.

Whoo! What's up?

Well, first, I just wanted to say thank you
for not treating Kenny like a pariah.

Seeing him look so much
better gave me hope for Josh.

Hmm!

So how's he doing? What's he up to?

Well, he's running things out
of Bishop's old funeral home.

Maybe we don't tell Josh that part.

Yeah, deal. Listen, I have
a favour to ask you.

Kat has invited me on
a vacation for 2 weeks.

That's great, isn't it?

- It can be tricky!
- Like, emotionally tricky?

More like care-and-feeding-
of-your-vampire tricky

I mean, like, I can't take
bagged blood through security

and pretending to eat and faking human
for that long. It's just exhausting.

There are places like the
Bahamas that I can't go.

Too much sunlight?

I murdered their prime minister once.
Bahamians have really long memories.

So if you can't bring blood,
then who do you get it from?

Not Kat? Oh God, no!

No! Drunk college students
or drunk businessmen.

Drunks!

So what do you need from me?

Come on!

I need you to memorize this.

What is this?

So you're, like, a super
low-rent Jason Bourne.

Every few decades, we have to
reinvent ourselves, and this is me.

You wrote an autobiography? Adorbs!

Look, you even drew a little family tree!

So what do you need from me?

If you could be off book with this in
a couple of weeks, that would be great.

So, your first instinct when
you meet someone you like

is to lie to them, and then try and
rope other people into that lie?

Works really well.

But why do I have to learn all this

when you're the one
going on vacation with her?

(Groaning)

Because, Nora, because
I want this 2 weeks to...

Go on!

To be the beginning of me and Kat
spending a lot more time together.

You're getting really serious
about her, aren't you?

It's been a few decades since
I've met anyone like her.

Ok, I'll do it.

You will!

But I know how dangerous your world is.

- Keep her safe from it.
- I will.

Oh, and one other condition!

Yeah.

Your nickname from
high school is now chuggy.

(Laughing)

Well, she's hiding something.

- Like what?
- I don't know!

That's why we keep asking
questions instead of leaving.

You don't have to ask the questions,
which means you don't sit there

while they stare at you
like you're a crazy person.

So a cult kills a little girl,
and you're ok with that?

If they killed a little girl,
then who was she?

I said I would help you
find Beatrice. I did.

If you want to go back and
haunt her, I can't stop you.

But I lived up to my part of the deal.

Live up to yours. Let it go!

(Bird squawking)

Zoe! Lil' smokie junior is staring at us.

Ok. That was kind of creepy.

- And she's back in!
- No!

- She's back!
- No, I'm not!

Can you blame her for staring?

Some weird lady shows up at her
mom's house and asks questions

about her dead grandparents.

- I'd keep an eye on me too!
- Well, they're not telling us everything!

That's because normal people
don't tell everybody everything.

You're the exception here, Sally, not her.

(Car horns honking)

Gentleman, as you were.

Kenny? Listen closely.

I know who she is.
I know where to find her.

So, fine, I mean, I didn't see the knife
actually pierce through her heart,

but I know it did.

They killed her. She's dead. I know that.

(Josh panting)

- Are you even listening to me?
- Yes! Knife, lil' smokie, satanists...

I'm not 100% sure they were satanists,
but they were definitely culty.

Ok, can you just explain to me
this quantum thing again, all right?

Are you sure you're not just
having really vivid dreams?

No, listen, Josh, if I could explain
this to you more clearly, I would.

All I know is that when I do the...
When I do the stuff...

You can say magic. I'm with you.

It opens a wormhole.

I don't know, and I'm there,
and then I'm not.

(Laughing)

I'm there and I'm back
and I'm not. I don't know!

- Do you think I'm crazy?
- No!

In what universe of our shared
existence would I call you crazy?

But there is one tiny hiccup
with what you're saying,

and that's that you've met
Beatrice all grown up

with a kid of her own.

The Beatrice thing isn't
the only weird thing.

Zoe was acting weird.

Yeah, but she's Zoe.
She's weird.

No, no! But it was a
different kind of weird.

Like, it's like Zoe's hiding something now.

(Doorbell buzzing)

- You expecting somebody?
- Nope!

- Her water broke.
- We didn't know where else to go!

Oh my God!
Nora?

You got about 5 minutes to get out of town.

Andrew's bringing her upstairs.

I guess this is gonna be
the delivery room.

Yeah, should I put down plastic or...

She's giving birth,
Josh, not getting whacked.

Yes, I know, but there's fluids, there's...

Oh God! Best-case scenario,

we have a nice little
home delivery of something.

Mom and baby make it,

but how often do we
get best case, you know?

Should we save this?

(Caroline panting and whimpering)

- Oh! Oh!
- (Andrew): What do we do now?

Time the contractions,

get all the hand sanitizer,
hot water and towels you can find.

If there's complications?

- We'll deal with them as they come.
- Ok, that is not an answer!

Look, you came here, all right?
We just gotta go with the flow!

What if it's a breach or she
needs blood? We need a plan!

- Honey, I love you!
- I love you too!

But you're not helping!

(Screams)

Let me get in here.

What did you tell them?

I made up a story about how you're
out-of-town muscle hired to hit blood dens.

I can't believe you chose
them over me. They're infants!

They're building a new city
over the ruins of the old one.

You choose sides when you
wanna win. I don't wanna play.

Then why warn me at all?

Because I loved you
once more than anything.

Now you love someone else,
the woman from the party. Kat?

Excuse me, what did you just say to me?
You better leave her alone.

I'm not the one she needs to
be worried about dear, you are.

I tried living a human life too.
I tried it 100 years

before it was even a glimmer
in your blacked-out eyes,

and it never works.

'Cause in the end,
it's always the same.

You wanna turn them or they wanna
be turned or you kill them.

(Siren wailing in distance)

Suzanna, you got me!
What do you want me to say?

If you really wanna know what I'm after,
I just wanna know what it's like

to have 5 years, 10,

of a real life.

But it's not real.
It's never real. Tragedy finds us.

If you really love this girl,

the best thing you can do
is break up with her...

Now.

Hey! So, I've just been
replaying this whole thing.

You've been cagey since
I came back, and that's cool, but...

Oh, Hi, Lori!

Hey! Listen, I need to stay late.
I'll be quiet when I come to bed.

Hold the phone!

- Love you!
- Yeah! Huh!

Ok...

And it all becomes clear!

I gotta say, though, I'm a little offended

you thought I'd judge you
because you're a lesbian.

Ok, first of all, I don't know what I am.

Probably a bit telling that
the only boyfriend

I ever had couldn't
actually touch me.

We don't need to
put a label on anything.

I'm just glad that we cleared the air.
Tell me about Lori!

No! Sally...

I didn't tell you about Lori because
I care if you think I'm a lesbian.

I did it because you ruin
everything you touch.

What?

You get obsess over things.
You can't let them go.

When I get wound up about something,
I say... "Don't Sally this up!"

You use my name as a verb?
I was just trying to help, Zoe.

That's the lie you tell
yourself every time,

but you possessed bodies even
though you knew it was wrong.

You shredded ghosts...

Because you couldn't accept yourself.
You sent Nick to limbo,

and then you brought
him back as a zombie.

Now you're gonna do the same
with this lil' smokie girl!

Nobody knows I messed up
more than I do.

I've had a lot of time and multiple
dimensions to think about my guilt.

Do you think I like coming
here and being scorned by you?

I really don't.

I came here because I know
that I'm on to something

and you do too or else you
wouldn't have helped me.

No, Sally, you don't get it!

I didn't find Beatrice to help you.

I did it to protect them from you.

(Panting): I know I sound
like an abused wife,

but my husband means well.

I'm sure he does.

He wasn't like that before the attack.

- I mean, less like that.
- It changes everyone!

You just hope not so
much that you lose them.

I just can't believe
how fast is this happening.

I know, but we're almost there. Ok!

I spent so much time
worrying in the last 5 years

about infertility, down syndrome,

pooping myself during delivery.

Wolf baby didn't exactly make the list!

(Screaming)

Just keep breathing!

(Panting): Ok!

(Caroline panting and
screaming in distance)

This is crazy! I'm gonna go help them out.

Oh, yeah, because the only thing that's
gonna make a werewolf birth better

is a vampire showing up.

Look, I know that what
Zoe said to you rattled you,

but forget about it.
It's just her opinion!

What if Zoe was right.
Do I really screw everything up?

Well, not everything.

Not anything.

That's a lie.

Hey, you do the best
you can with what you know.

You, me and Josh and...

(Caroline groaning in distance)

- (Caroline): Oh God!
- And Nora...

There ain't no guidebook
to this kind of thing.

We're making it up as we go.

- Well, what about when I do screw up.
- Well then, you try to make it right.

That's what you always do.

I really feel bad about that little girl,

but if she's grown up to have
this perfectly boring life,

then I don't wanna mess with that.

Well, maybe you let this one go then.

Would you?

I can't answer that for you.

But I've stored up centuries of regret,

and the one thing I can say

is all that you can do,
all that we can ever do...

Is try to make it right next time.

You never met anyone who
hated camping as much as my wife,

but it was my birthday,
so she surprised me.

This isn't your fault.

Well, a bunch of us got turned that night,

and there was this woman
in the next campsite, Heather.

Is she a friend?

Not before. I got to know her
in the hospital and then after.

I heard she died last month.

How?

She went home to her husband.
She didn't tell him that she had changed.

She got pregnant, and then
she died in early labour.

And so did...

Whatever it was.

That's not you! You're both wolves.

Now, I know this sounds crazy,
but that's a plus.

I mean, the purebreds can make it.
I've met them.

Well, what are they like?

(Laughing and clearing throat)

They're, uh, charismatic,
attractive and total d-bags!

But that's on the parents.

(Laughing)

So what are you?

(Caroline screaming)

I need you in here, guys!

Doing great! More towels, more towels!

(Crying)

We're almost there, ok?

(Panting)

Please, Nora, I can't lose her! I can't!

Caroline, stay with me, ok?

Just one more push.
One more big push, ok?

On three! Ready?

- (Crying): Yes!
- Ok!

One, two, three... push!

(Screaming and crying)

That's it! That's it!

(Baby and Caroline crying)
That's it!

You did it!

You did it, honey! You did it!

(Laughing)

(Caroline sighing)

(Baby crying)

What is it?

(Baby crying)

(Panting)

It's a girl.

(Caroline): Oh!

Give her to me!

(Baby crying loudly)

Come here!

(Baby crying)

She's perfect!

Thank you.

(Baby whimpering)

(Car horns honking)

I thought we were gonna lose her.

(Sighing)

And the kid!

Then we'd be stuck with Andrew!

Yeah.

You know, he might not be
that bad a guy, after all.

(Sighing)

What if the hard part's
just starting for them?

I know. Thank God we don't
have to worry about that.

(Sighing)

Who knows if the kid even stays human?

One night, you've got a baby girl,

the next night, cujo.

(Laughing)

You know, when she gets older,
you can teach her how to ride a bike.

And I'd teach her not to chase cars.

(Laughing)

Breastfeeding that thing...
Nice knowing you, nipples!

(Both laughing)

Hmm...

(Sighing)

It's a cute baby, though.

Yeah. She is, isn't she?

(Insects chirping)

- So, what couldn't wait?
- I wanna travel with you, everywhere.

But I can't.

- That's what I was afraid of.
- Not until you know me. Come here.

Uh, have a seat.

(Sighing)

Um...

I have been lying to you, uh,
since the day that we've met.

Ok, no surprise there.

All right, let me start over. Um...

I didn't travel to
the cape when I was a kid.

I didn't... well, we
didn't travel anywhere.

No one ever left Corwich,
not until the war came

and my regiment went off
to fight the British.

The British! As in "the
redcoats are coming" British?

Yeah, yeah, those guys.

Um... Ok.

I know historical events
really, really well.

That's because I lived them.

And, uh, events from my childhood,

they're so sketchy because I, uh,

haven't been a child...

Since the 1760s.

All right, it's not making sense.
It's not making sense.

It's not making logical sense, but listen.

You've been thinking it.

Something is off.

Every time that I have made a bad excuse

or every time that I haven't
been there for you

or make you question on yourself.

Now, I didn't what that for you, Kat.

You deserve the truth.

(Sighing)

I've been alive for over 200 years...

Because I...

Am a vampire.

(Laughing)