Being Human (2011–2014): Season 4, Episode 5 - Pack It Up, Pack It In - full transcript

Aidan and Kenny have a night of drinking to help Aidan forget a recent loss in his life, while Josh and Nora throw a baby shower for their new wolf friends that quickly gets out of hand. Sally jumps around in time to learn surprising things not only about her roommates, but also about her new abilities and what they mean in regards to her future.

Previously on Being Human:

I'm like you. I'm a wolf.

Push!

(Caroline screaming)

She's perfect.

- What do you think?
- How did you pull it off? Club?

Getting the vampires in line?

Someone like me can be
a pretty smart fighter.

You can change the way you look?

I can control what people see.

Oh my God!



The house! The '70s!

I'm travelling through time.

If you really love this girl,

the best thing you can
do is break up with her.

I have been lying to you.

Because I am a vampire.

(Laughing)

Oh! Oh my God, your face!

(Laughing)

You're laughing, all right.

I wasn't exactly expecting this.

I didn't expect you

to tell me that you're Dracula.

Kat, I'm telling you the truth.



Oh, you really believe this.

It's not a question of what I believe.

It's a question of what is.

I am a vampire.

OK.

So... so, you can ask me questions. You...

Say something. Say anything.

It's gonna be OK.

We're gonna get help.

Help...

We're gonna talk to a professional and...

OK, no more talking.
Listen, listen, listen...

(Inhaling deeply)

What do you hear?

Nothing. I don't hear anything.

I don't hear your heartbeat.

That's because I don't have one.

- No, there's gotta be...
- Kat, OK.

Kat, Kat, listen to me.

I'm gonna do something...

and I just need you to trust me, OK?

Trust me.

Kat, it's still me.

(Kat): Have you killed
people? Are you a killer?

(Sobbing)

I love you.

How can I trust you?

(Paper rustling)

How many?

Jeff, my ex, went missing
right after you met him.

Oh God, Kat, no! No, no, no. No.

I don't do that anymore.
That's not me anymore.

That isn't gonna do you any good.

Who else knows what you are?

Just the people I live with, Kat,

just Josh and Nora and Sally.

Who's Sally?

(Sighing)

♪ I'll meet with him... ♪

Tell me what you're feeling.

♪ The last time... ♪

You can be honest with me.

♪ The last time... ♪

Scared.

I feel scared.

That's...

That's normal.

It's a crazy situation.

I'm not scared of the situation.

♪ Dance like this... ♪

It's you.

I'm scared of you.

OK.

Um, if you need me to go, I can...

Yes, please go.

♪ A golden thread I spin ♪

♪ I dance like this... ♪

For how long?

♪ For me... ♪

Um...

OK.

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ I'll meet with him ♪

♪ The last time ♪♪

(Nora and Andrew): Hi!

Thanks for stopping by! Come on in!

We wanted to check up on your guys!

See how baby April's doing.

See if she's gotten any cuter,
not that that's possible.

- Hi!
- Hi!

Josh, Nora, this is Mark and Wendy.

We have heard a lot about you guys.

- Nice to meet you!
- No, no, bring it in for a hug.

Come on, buddy!

So good to meet you guys!

There's nothing to worry about, buddy.

We're Howlers like you.

Mark and Wendy were attacked with us.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Wow!

There's nothing to be sorry about.

There's worse things to be.

(Giggling)

It's weird though, when
we stumble upon each other.

Do you stumble on a lot of us?

I don't stumble.

I look for people like us.

We feel it's important

to have a sense of community.

No, not always.

Where'd you find this guy?

(Both laughing)

(Laughing)

- We gotta go.
- Yes, yeah.

It was so great seeing the baby!

It was lovely to meet you guys.

You too!

Bye, guys!

- Bye!
- Thanks again!

- We'll see you around!
- Sure.

Let me see her!

Oh my God, she's so big!

So, I know Mark's a little intense,

but he's actually really sweet.

Yes.

- Your baby is perfect!
- I know!

Look at her, oh my gosh!

Uh, here, we got you...

Open it!

It's just kind of a supply grab bag.

Put together by 2 people
who have no children,

so it's fairly half-assed.

Why don't you open it?

Here we go, sweetie. There.

You really didn't need to do this.

Oh, we wanted to!

Oh my gosh!

A little wolf on it.

This is adorable!

Thank you so much! You really... this is...

Are you OK?

Things are just happening really fast.

Just a little... overwhelmed.

That's totally understandable.

We've been thinking about
having kids for so long.

Just been thinking about everything

that goes into being pregnant

and arguing over nursery colours
and organizing a baby shower.

We didn't get to do any of that.

I know, it sounds stupid.

(Josh and Nora): No, no!

Not at all!

(Baby babbling)

Why don't you let me throw you a shower?

What?

Yes! I'm throwing you a shower.

- It's a good idea!
- No!

No, we've taken advantage of you already.

Just give us a couple
weeks to throw it together.

Seriously?

Yes, we would love to.

OK! Thank you! That'd be great!

(Nora): Oh, we're idiots!

We're idiots, we're idiots, we're idiots!

Nora, seriously! It's barely a baby shower.

It's just you, me, alpha
Mark and what's-her-name.

And her name is Wendy.

And take it easy on Mark.

- No!
- You've only met him once!

He's the worst!

He was trying to dominate me!

- No, he wasn't!
- Yes, he was!

- If he tries that here...
- Oh my God!

What's going on?

Last minute

werewolf baby shower.

Well, not exactly last minute.

It's tonight, so...

That's all right. I'll clear out.

No, I was gonna invite you.

It's OK. I'm not really up for it.

Nora, actually, have you talked with Kat?

Uh, not since she called to yell at me

and announced that she's
moving out of my apartment.

I think she's broken up
with all of us, Aidan.

(Nora sighing)

Hey, hey, hey!

Look, I know you're sad, OK?

But I've been thinking a lot about this

and I want you to look at it this way:

This is the first time You've been dumped.

In 200 years.

He's immortal you know..
he can mourn forever.

- Call her!
- Yeah, do it!

Maybe this time she won't cry
before hanging up the phone.

Oh, poor lonely boy and his broken heart.

You're pathetic!

I know!

Go see what's-her-name.

Kick down the door.

Give her neck the old snapperoo.

I mean, that's what gets you off, right?

That's your... that's your thing.

They might have been
nice when they were alive,

but as ghosts, they're ratched-ass bitches.

They're fine! What did you do?

I banished them from the
house! You're welcome!

You shouldn't have done that!

I couldn't stand here and watch them

talk to you like that!

I deserve this. I really do.

I guess it doesn't matter where they are,

because they couldn't torture you

as much as you torture yourself!

You don't understand what I did, what I am!

That's exactly what Kat is afraid of.

That is exactly what...

Sally?

All right, I'm heading out.
Is everything on this list?

Don't forget the mixed nuts.

- Yeah!
- They're key.

Can you keep an eye on my
sp... spana... skanakopita?

My, uh, spanako... spanakopita.

Because phyllo dough is, like, angel skin.

(Doorbell buzzing)

Don't say I got the time wrong.

No, no.

(Grunting)

Hey.

Hi!

(Sighing)

Guess who's super sober?

(Sighing)

When did you get out?

A week and a half ago.

And you didn't call us?

I still had a lot to figure out.

Didn't want to dump that on you,

so I went home and dumped it on Mom.

Oh, great! Yeah, how did that go?

Well, exactly as well as you might think.

Yeah.

Which is why I'm here to use you

and your couch.

I just need a place to
crash for a couple of days.

I've got a studio lined up...

Of course you're staying here.

Thank you.

After we sprint to the
grocery store real quick.

Do you mind?

- Why am I sprinting?
- We're hosting a baby shower.

Oh!

In an hour and a half.

Oh.

With champagne.

We didn't know you were coming!

It's OK. It's all good.
I can be around the stuff.

It's a baby shower!

That's a party I can
actually handle. Babies!

Yeah.

♪ You told me words ♪

♪ That will never expire ♪

♪ Watch what my body says ♪

♪ When you're caught being a liar ♪

♪ I'll fire words as staccato sounds ♪

♪ Grinding my teeth,
shoulders tightly wound ♪

You know, it's a real bad
idea to be following me, Kenny!

(Scoffing, tut-tutting)

You know, I've been calling
you for over a week now.

Why haven't you been answering?

I don't know where she is.

What are you talking about?

The mysterious vampire hunter.
I haven't seen her, all right?

No, that's... that's not why I was calling.

I just thought we were...

I don't know, reconnecting or something.

I just wanted to hang out.

You caught me on a weird day.

What is it, junkie stuff?

Roomie stuff? Romance stuff?

Romance stuff.

Kat and I broke up.

So you're what?

You're doing the whole,

"I'm gonna walk around
sad, thinking about her

"while I try not to think
about her," sort of thing?

What the hell do you know about it, Kenny?

Fine, that's a good point.

It's not very easy to entice a girl

to sit in a hospital and watch
a movie through a glass barrier.

But I have watched
enough television to know

what people deal with when
going through breakups.

What do people deal with
when going through a breakup?

Well, I nailed the whole "sad
walk around town," didn't I?

(Scoffing)

Now you got step 2.

What's step 2?

Drown your sorrows!

- No, uh
- Uh. I'm not going to a blood den, Kenny!

No, no, no! You don't have to.

I have got a fridge
packed with bagged stuff.

Just in case you ever came over.

Bagged stuff?

Yes.

(Siren wailing in distance)

Yes!

Come on!

OK, I'm coming!

She's so cute!

Look at those cheekies!

I know!

And she's a werewolf?

Just like the rest of us!

I didn't mean that to sound like an insult.

I'm an alcoholic. I have no
idea why I said that either.

Champagne?

Yes!

(Knocking on door)

Josh, there is something
I should tell you. I...

- Hi!
- Hey!

Welcome! Come on in!

Look at that present!

(Wendy): Hi, everybody!

Wow! You brought a big, big gift.

It's just a little something
for the new parents.

Yeah, and you brought 2 cases
of beer and 2 other couples.

More on the way. Nothing to worry about.

They're like us. It's cool.

Is it though, Mark?

Of course! Of course it's cool.

It's, you know, the more the merrier!

Uh, let's find a spot in the fridge

for all this beer!

Do you know these people?

Not really, no.

So Mark just invites them over?

What's that about? Is it some
kind of weird power thing?

Actually, it's more like a pack gathering.

And I asked him to invite them over.

I'm thinking about joining the pack.

Whoa, that's a huge mistake, man!

Things go sideways real fast in a group.

And now you have April, it's like...

Exactly, when it was just us,

I could tell myself if we laid low,

stayed under the vampire radar...

And if something happened, I would step up.

But I got a kid now, and
that changes everything.

I would give my 2 eyes to protect her.

Like it or not, there's safety in numbers.

But you are safe. Things are quiet now!

That virus wiped most of the vampires out.

And the ones that are left are
just trying to keep the peace!

Trust me. I know this!

They are already growing.

And if they gain force,

how long do you think that peace will last?

I'm joining the pack, Josh.

And if you cared about your safety,

Nora's safety,

you would too.

- Hey!
- Hi!

Hey, you make the deviled eggs?

Yeah.

Perfection. You are an artist.

Did someone buy the
baby her first beer bong?

Hey! Where did you go?

I just spent, uh, 4 days in 2001.

4 days? That's a lot
longer than usual, right?

Oh, and it's longer
than I would have liked.

I was with 16-year-old you.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

And 16-year-old Julia.

You were discovering your
bodies for the first time.

Seriously?

"Um, I'm ready to
discover your body, Julia."

Those were your words.

Is that what I said?

Yeah.

Is that how I said it too?

That's interesting that
you watched us having sex.

If it makes you feel any
better, I was impressed!

I can't do this right now!

I have a house full of wolves.

- All these people are wolves?
- Yeah!

Good! You should make friends!

- I mean, he's sweet.
- Is that Emily?

Yeah, yeah. Fresh out of rehab.

Well, good, she was a mess.

(Guests howling, laughing)

Hey! How you holding up?

(Sighing)

Well, I've had 4 panic attacks,

uh, but otherwise, I'm rock-and-roll solid.

I'm so sorry!

I didn't mean for this

to turn into The Howling.

It's not the werewolves.

It should be the werewolves.

They're frigging sketchy!

It's all of the alcohol,

the delicious, delicious alcohol.

I want to put it inside of me.

OK, I'm pulling the plug.

No, no!

I'm gonna do it.

I want them out anyway.

Josh, I'm not gonna be
that person. It's OK.

I just wanna keep you strong.

I am strong, for real.

(Women laughing)

Could we keep it reasonable?

There's a baby in here... somewhere.

Yeah! Yeah, you should turn that down.

(Scoffing, sniffling)

Hey...

I'm fine.

- Are you sure?
- Yes, go...

I'm gonna turn down that music.

Josh, I think she's bluffing! Josh!

Hey, everyone! I'd like
to make a little toast.

I promise it'll be quick.

Uh...

To baby April,

a wolf born not out of
violence, but out of love.

She's a sign of a happy future,

a future without fear or violence.

A future where we don't
have to spend our lives

looking over our shoulders,

waiting for a leech to attack on a whim.

A future where we're strong.

And I know some of you think
that time has already come,

that the vamps preach
coexistence and, uh, and peace.

No. We know them to be soulless
liars and vicious animals

that have no resp...

(Guests whispering)

Werewolf dance party!

All right! Get some! Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah!

♪ Shake it ♪
♪ Let me hear you now ♪

Break it down!

(♪ Trust by Generationals ♪)

♪ People don't say
what they're covering up ♪

♪ And are you staring
at a loaded gun? ♪

♪ Are you gonna give you... ♪

I like you happy!

(Slurring): Hey!

What's not to be happy about?

I'm eternally young!

I'm devilishly handsome!

And aside from a crippling
addiction to blood,

I'm top-shelf catch, baby!

(Laughing)

And I'm dancing with a beautiful woman.

Hmm...

Well, I wish you could spin me or dip me,

because ghost dancing, not
so much fun as it could be!

Well, then it looks like we have no choice!

We'll have to do the curtain.

- What's that?
- Are you ready for it?

- Of course I am!
- Let's do the curtain!

Oh my God!

Whoa! Oh! Did you see that?

Yeah! I feel, like, slightly violated!

- Uh-oh!
- And now it's a party!

Yeah! Whoo!

♪ If you can't see it... ♪

What's up?

♪ And you're making
it up as you go... ♪

So, full moon tomorrow.
That's pretty intense, huh?

You got the whole "heightened
sense" thing going on.

♪ My friend Olivia ♪

Sorry to bug you.

That kid's pushing it.

And please explain to me
how you live with this one.

Well, it's a pretty
simple explanation, Mark.

I just do.

Aidan's like a brother to me.

That's some family you have.

What about Kenny? Isn't
he, like, their king?

I vouch for Aidan.

If he vouches for him, then it's cool.

And I'm 80% sure they
don't use the term "king."

I got a term for them.

You know what, Mark?

If you've got such a
problem with my friends,

why don't you take all
these uninvited people

and get the hell out of my house?

(♪ Rock ♪)

We'll stay.

(Sighing)

You're OK.

(Sighing)

You're OK.

You're gonna be OK.

You knew coming here would be weird.

(Sniffling)

You can deal.

I should just call my sponsor.

Yeah, yeah, you should call your sponsor.

(Scoffing)

What do you say?

"Hey! I'm at a werewolf baby shower"

"thrown by my werewolf brother,"

"and I'm jonesing for a vodka-cranberry."

OK, Emily, normally I
would ask your permission,

but you can't hear me,

so that's why I'm about
to put a spell on you

where you can hear me and see me.

OK.

(Whispering in Latin)

Can you not see me or hear me?

How did that not work?

(♪ Jazz ♪)

(Laughing)

OK, so, something about that spell worked.

That place is the cat's pyjamas!

Stick with us, kid! We
know all the hot spots.

Ain't that right, Aidan?

Whatever you say, fella!

Whatever you say. Well, why are we leaving?

Whoa! Aidan Capone!

I wanna keep dancing! The band was on fire!

I don't care about the band or the dancing.

Oh!

I just wanna be with you.

Oh, I see! So, where are you taking us?

A necking party?

(Laughing)

Sure!

You can call it a necking party.

Right this way, my dear!

This can't end well.

(Women laughing)

You'd get in a fight with a vampire,

and the stakes would go away,

and then front kicks and
sweepings of the legs.

There he is! There's the man of the hour.

Good to see you!

It's good to see you
too! Are you having fun?

- Hell yeah!
- Yeah, good times!

Why didn't you say you were
having a full-blown party?

Well, because I wasn't intending

to have a full-blown party.

Andrew actually invited
the pack here, so...

You didn't mention that
you'd crash with a plus-one.

No offense.

I can explain.

We were at Kenny's,

it was cool, then oops!

I dranked all the bagged blood.

(Laughing)

It's not a big deal. It's fine.

We were just gonna come back here.

We were just gonna get some refills.

Are you OK?

Yeah!

What's going on?

I've never seen you like this before.

No, I'm good. I'm totally fine.

How much have you had?

I don't know, Mom, a ton?

- God, Josh!
- Hey, hey!

I don't want things to get out of hand.

It's gonna get out of hand! Put it up!

Down low. It's cool!

Hey, you're not the only one that needs

to howl at the moon every now and then!

You know what? I've been
through enough lately.

Do I need a lecture?

Buddy, seriously though,
I think maybe he's right.

Maybe we should go.

Well, wait a second. Come on.

Get that... Get that
buzzkill out of your mind.

I'm just...

(♪ Butterflies by Belasco ♪)

♪ I cut the wings off an angel's ♪

♪ Butterfly, I hope she
cries for you and I ♪

♪ Life is hard ♪
♪ Do or die ♪

♪ Ain't got ♪

♪ Nothing left ♪

I'm just not feeling it anymore.

You know what? Look at these people.

- Mm-hmm.
- Look at the couples.

Every one of them is a monster.

Every one of them is as
dangerous and damaged as I am.

But they get love.

They get to be with someone. What do I get?

Well, hmm...

Glad you asked me, son.

I get to either be with someone like me,

and that ends in disaster,

(Imitates explosion)

or I get to be alone
or I get to live a lie.

Those are my choices, right?

What, you don't want me to compel you? Hmm?

I will do it! No, I don't.

However, what if you
got specific, surgical,

and just pluck a memory out of my brain?

Could you do that?

You know, like you were saying.

Could you wipe a person from
my mind? Could you do that?

Probably. I mean, I am pretty awesome.

Well, then that's it.
That's what we're gonna do.

We're just gonna go in and we
are going to erase Kat from my...

It's, like, I never met her.

And that's what we're gonna do, Kenny.

(Sniffling)

Kenny?

- Kenny.
- Astrid.

Oh my God!

(♪ Jazz ♪)

Tell me something.

Is this not one of the
most beautiful evenings

that you've ever seen?

One of the most beautiful
moustaches I've ever seen!

Oh man, I can't wait to bust your balls

about this pervy John
Waters look, you perv!

Where is this joint, anyway?

I hate this neighbourhood!

It's tucked away

so the fuzz can't see it.

Yeah, um, uh...

Well...

What do you think?

I think you're a real boob!

Wait a second!

Where's the party at?

Don't do this, Aidan. This is not you!

I assure you, the party is right here.

Don't make me fireball you!

Oh God, magic doesn't work here!

(Women screaming)

- Aidan!
- Shhh!

(Screaming)

Please! Please! Please!

- Aidan, don't!
- Please, please! Are you done?

Aidan!

(Screaming)

(Moaning)

What do we have here? Dessert?

(Whimpering)

(Breathing heavily)

♪ Ain't she sweet... ♪

Dibs.

♪ She's walking down the street ♪

♪ So I ask you very confidentially... ♪

You gotta run!

♪ Ain't she sweet? ♪

♪ Ain't she nice? ♪

♪ Looked her over once or twice ♪

♪ Yes, I asked you very conf... ♪

Aidan!

This is awkward.

I'm afraid you must have me mistaken

for someone else,

for as you can surely
see, madam, I am the devil.

No!

(Both grunting)

(Screaming)

(Gasping)

Hey, Henry!

Oh, this old bird's tough,
but she's worth the work!

(Both laughing)

There she is!

Hey, sweetheart, first you bail on me,

and then Kenny wanders off,
and I have no idea where he...

Are you OK?

Yeah, I was in the '20s.

No way! The '20s!

That's some good music,

and the speakeasies!

Something's not right!

When I use the magic,

I'm gone a few minutes, maybe an hour.

But tonight, 2 days, and now 2 weeks.

Oh my God, quantum leap!

Aidan, just listen! What
if I can't get myself out?

I can't use spells there.

What if I'm stuck there forever?

OK, listen. I don't care
about time travel or magic.

I just wanna get with you.

That was awkward. I'm gonna walk off now.

Yeah, away... from you.

OK.

Hey, Aidan's inappropriately young friend!

Do your parents even care that
you're going to strip clubs

and getting hammered with werewolves?

Do you even have parents?

It's not for me. It's for
a girl, a very pretty girl.

Her name is Astrid.

Of course it is.

Astrid, there's no more ale.

Do you want a lager instead? Sure.

All right, lager it is.

Oh my God! Your face!

No, no, no! It's OK, it's OK!
Just look at me! Look at me!

Listen to me! Josh, help!

- Hey! What the hell's going on?
- Nothing. I'm sorry.

His face... I didn't know what
he was. I don't know what he is!

What were you doing?

I was getting a beer.

That's it. I promise.

But you don't drink beer, do you?

Hey! Leave him alone.

Stay out of this.

It's a misunderstanding.

Let's hear him out, OK?

We know what he was up to.

Everybody, just calm down, OK?

I think we should get
the baby someplace safe.

I wasn't gonna drink her, OK?

- What?
- I swear.

Someone get something sharp and wooden.

- Get off me!
- Hey!

Josh, you gotta hear me out.

(Both grunting)

(Bone cracking, screaming)

Kenny!

(Both grunting)

No!

(Grunting)

No, I got this!

(Both grunting)

(Both grunting)

(Josh): Aidan, stop!

(Both grunting)

Aidan, get him!

No, no, no, no, no!

I didn't even do anything!

- (Aidan): Come on!
- Sorry!

(Groaning)

(Breathing heavily)

That kid is supposed
to represent the peace?

It was a mistake, Mark! Kenny
wasn't gonna do anything!

He's a time bomb, Josh. And you know it.

Caroline, don't.

I'm sorry, Josh, but
after what happened here,

it's pretty obvious we
need to stick together.

Let's go.

Andrew...

(Sobbing)

(Insects chirping)

Is Emily OK?

I don't know. I really don't.

Josh, I have to tell you something.

(Inhaling deeply)

It was you, wasn't it? You
did... you did something to her.

You made her see something?

- Yeah.
- Oh my God.

I'm really sorry. She was so alone.

I wanted her to see me.

I wanted her to speak to me.

(Inhaling deeply)

OK.

Please don't walk away.

- I don't understand.
- I'm sorry!

I wanted to help! She
needed somebody to talk to.

I know your intentions were good. I'm sure.

They always are, but...

Let's just forget the deep, deep damage

that you leave behind.

(Sighing)

It's not all you. It's just, it's...

It's been a long night.

I'm gonna go to bed.

I can help her. I can help Emily.

How?

I know that I have to be careful

about how I use the magic,

because there are growing consequences.

But there are spells
that I can try on Emily,

spells that curb cravings

or to make her forget about tonight.

I owe her that.

After everything...

I... I'm gonna call it a night.

Hey.

Hey.

How's Emily?

Oh God! Um...

White-knuckled?

(Sighing)

Is there anything I can do?

Yeah, you can lay here
and feel useless with me.

(Sighing)

God, what a night!

Mmm, tell me about it.

(Sighing)

I was just thinking
about Andrew and Caroline

and the whole pack thing.

I get it.

They want their baby to be safe.

I know.

If we had a kid, I would
do anything to protect him.

Yeah, it's important to...

feel like you belong somewhere...

have that, you know, strength...

that you get with family.

We have a family, though...

Aidan, Sally, Emily.

They're beyond dysfunctional

and I wanna smother them
with a pillow half the time,

but they're our family.

You know what I mean.

Yeah.

Good night!

Good night.

(Siren wailing in distance)

♪ Cut your cards ♪

♪ Burn the letters you were given ♪

♪ In every word, they swore... ♪

Kat, I need to talk...

No! Stop it, you're scaring me!

We need to talk.

Come inside.

♪ And children... ♪

I love you.

And I need you to love me.

I love you, Aidan.

Forever.

I want you to be with me forever.

Of course. Forever.

♪ Then you would howl ♪

♪ Down that road ♪

♪ Where all your brothers ♪

♪ And your sisters wouldn't go ♪

♪ Dream of girls ♪

♪ That made you feel 15 ♪

♪ With the palest skin ♪

♪ And her mother's sympathy ♪

♪ But that trail remains unseen ♪

I am. I'm... gonna crash with a friend.

You know, you don't have to leave.

Yeah, I... I kind of do.

Listen, last night, it... it...

That kind of thing never happens!

It's not like that!

It rarely happens here.

Maybe so, but...

Look, it... it's like every time
I'm around, things go haywire.

And there was a time where,

I don't know, I might
have rolled with that,

but... but now I've gotta admit to myself,

I'm too fragile to roll with anything.

I knew it. I knew as soon
as you found out about me.

I knew it would eventually push you away.

Josh...

I love you.

And I'll love you no matter what you are.

But this is about me, what I am.

OK.

- This isn't goodbye.
- I know.

Goodbye.

(Laughing)

(Aidan sighing)

Wow! How has Josh not freaked
out and cleaned up yet?

(Sniffing)

He's dealing with Emily stuff.

Oh! Right, yeah. Is she OK?

Yeah, she's gonna be fine.

Do you have, like, a cleaning spell?

You know, maybe get, like, a
broom to dance across the floor.

Yeah, you know,

I'm really gonna try to pick
my spots with the magic stuff.

I'm afraid of getting stuck in the past

and witnessing terrible stuff,

like my friends murdering innocent people

like it's a game.

Hold on,

you said something about the '20s,

that you were with me in the '20s.

Were you with me in the '20s?

Oh no!

No, Sally, that was just
such a long time ago!

You were laughing while you did it!

I always knew you killed, Aidan.

I just had no idea how much you enjoyed it.

I could have told you that
last night, but you didn't care.

You were just trying to "get with me."

Oh!

I could really milk this, you know.

I could make you cringe
whenever I wanted to!

Yes, you could.

I'm gonna give you a pass, though,

because you're going through a rough patch.

But honestly, Aidan, after
spending time with the old you,

I wonder if you don't deserve
to go through this pain.

More, even.

(Sighing)

I don't like when you lose control.

Look, you have to know that that...

it isn't who I am.

That guy from the past...

that guy from last night...

that... that isn't me.

(Sighs)

I always wondered why you tried so hard

to do the right thing.

Now I know what you were
trying to make up for.

You're a good man.

Please stay that way.

(Car horns honking)

(♪ Autumn All the
Time by Sugarplastic ♪)

♪ I said hello to you ♪

♪ It's all or nothing ♪

- (Kenny): Hey!
- Hey!

- Hair of the dog?
- Um...

Wait, that's not offensive, is it?

I'm not sure.

It looks like the night worked out

for some of us.

Oh, uh, Astrid, Aidan. Aidan, Astrid.

- Hey!
- Hi!

What about every other night?

Are you ready for the flack
you'll catch from both sides?

Well, Astrid's above
all that gang war stuff.

Besides, she's worth the flack.

Anyways, um, you know the memory thing?

I can still do that, if you really want to.

You know, wipe Kat right out of your head?

Uh, thank you, I'm good.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

I think this breakup...

Well, it's the cleanest
split that I've ever had.

I mean, no one disappeared,

no one died or turned to dust.

You know, it's just normal...

(Snickers)

human.

You were in a lot of pain last night.

Yeah.

And I think I need to carry
that pain around with me,

for a little while.

It's a good night for a change.

Yeah.

I just hope it's not too
chilly in the morning, you know?

Hey...

Is... is this the worst idea ever?

I mean, what are we doing?

I mean, should we leave?

- These people...
- These people need us, Josh.

OK?

It's up to us to help them.

We can do this.

Yeah, OK.

Hey! You guys made it! Welcome.

Hey...

I feel like I owe you an apology

for what happened at your place.

Things kind of got out of hand.

I just wanna make sure

that you guys wanna be here.

Yeah.

Great. We're happy to have you.

Let's do it!

(♪ Man singing pop,
lyrics indistinct ♪)