Being Human (2008–2013): Season 4, Episode 7 - Making History - full transcript
Cutler reminds Hal of the time when he was a leader of the historic vampires known as the Old Ones,indoctrinating Cutler and causing him to kill his wife. Finally he gets Hal to drink a glass of blood though Hal tries to fight his impulses,sparing Alex,though she is killed by another vampire and becomes a ghost. Learning that Cutler aims to prepare the world for the coming of the vampires by showing that werewolves are the real enemy Hal ultimately thwarts his plan to film Tom,having transformed into a werewolf,kill a cellar full of people. The woman who claims to be Eve shows Annioe a bleak vision of the future where vampires led by Hal are in control. She tells Annie to kill her in order to prevent this from happening.
I phoned to apologise
for being so ungentlemanly.
Will you let me the privilege
of making it up to you?
You're no Saviour.
No-one will stop us!
I'm a friend when you need one.
Recently, there's been this minority
who seem keen to get you
guys out in the open.
They found Jenny Wilson's body at
Upper Neuadd reservoir.
Nobody goes there, it's desolate!
Brace yourself for
some serious cuddling.
But you have to come with me!
Who are you?
It's me, Annie.
I'm Eve.
It's not dissatisfaction.
It's a feeling more akin to
having been born in captivity.
A seeping realisation
that your dreams and ambitions
are just too big, too rich
for this domestic world.
OK, are you planning to say anything
I can use as your defence?
A defence for what?
What you were arrested for!
Illegal gambling.
Specifically, according to the reams
of documents and papers they found,
dog fights.
Don't worry about that.
Until recently,
any dealings with the police
were handled by our
family solicitor, Robert Mercer.
But he passed away...
unexpectedly on
the 24th of this month, so...
Today's the 20th.
Is it?
Hmm. Anyway.
Therefore we need
a new legal representative.
And destiny has decided... it's you.
Well, I don't think
you're really in the position.
I already have a job.
But you're bored, Mr Cutler.
In your lifetime,
how many people have told you
you're going to achieve great things?
That you're destined
to become a history maker?
This is hardly...
I don't know, a few.
Now, can we just...? The thing is,
you agree.
Roy...
would you mind shutting the door?
Very soon, some very special
people will arrive.
And I'm planning something
to welcome them.
A tribute.
Now, their gratitude will be...
spectacular,
and I want you to be a part of it.
Why you?
Because I could see that you were
men whose dreams are too big,
too rich for this domestic world.
History makers, my friends...
My God!
It's you!
Mum!
But it's me, it's Eve.
Eve is a baby.
I know, I know, but I grew up.
I needed to tell you something,
so I died and came back
through my history, like how
Lia took Mitchell to his past.
That's what gave me the idea. Every
single moment is here somewhere.
You just need to...
How do you know about Mitchell?
You told me everything.
Mitchell, George and Nina.
Lia, McNair, Gilbert, Herrick.
These are the stories I grew up with.
So what is it?
This thing that you want to tell me.
Mum...
Just tell me... so that I can go.
I have to show you.
Show me what?
My present.
Your future.
What are you doing here?
I was going to ask you
the same thing.
Oh, look at you.
I can't believe it!
They found the body of a coroner.
At the reservoir in Upper Neuadd.
Someone's been working out!
That's where we used to...
Bury our corpses, yeah.
Like you said at the time,
lots of off-road parking,
peaceful spot.
That coroner filed a report,
saying human flesh was found in the
stomach of the Box Tunnel killer.
You told her to. Why?
Christ, is this
what we're talking about?
55 years, Hal.
Mark, two glasses and a decanter.
Let me introduce you to the guys.
Guys, this is Hal. He...
Well, he made me.
This guy was a monster,
take it from me.
We used to get up to some stuff.
Tell them, Hal, what we used to do.
Long time ago.
Seems like yesterday to me.
Ah, brilliant.
God, it is good to see you.
To us. To you.
What's the matter? Take it.
Hal?
I need to...
I'll come back.
You're going?
Again? You're kidding me?
I just need...
I'll be back, I promise.
And we'll talk.
Are you sure Annie didn't
say anything? No, I told you.
Why would she just leave like that?
Where are you taking Alex tonight?
I've heard Holiday On Ice is in
town. You should take her there.
Me and Eve were talking about it
earlier, weren't we?
It looks brilliant.
And she'd get in for free.
Eve, not Alex.
We're meeting at a bar.
Then I expect we'll have supper.
The chef at the Parc Hotel
has a Michelin star.
I read a review in the Observer.
Oh, I know the place you mean.
I was looking in
the window the other day
and the manager come out
and shooed me away.
Right, I guess
I'll have that ravioli then.
Sorry, are you suggesting
I invite you along too?
No. Shut up. That'd be mad.
Three people can't have
dinner together. That's barbaric!
You can't ring up Alex
this late and canc...
I have no intention of...
Was there anything else? Yeah,
I need you to take Eve for a bit.
No. Eve and I don't get along.
Don't be soft.
She thinks you're brilliant.
Look, she's laughing.
What happens if
Annie never comes back?
What if we have to
look after Eve forever,
and if I want to get married? Who'll
take me on with a kid in tow?
Yes, of course. Otherwise
you're quite the catch! What?
Nothing.
An hour.
Be good.
She was your kill.
Yeah, I didn't realise
we'd decided that.
Lucky Fergus was there
to finish the job.
That keeps happening.
I think "keeps" is a bit...
You like the blood, though.
Have you got any?
I mean... yeah.
You're becoming the drunk
who never buys a round.
All we require... is everything.
Tom. Thank God you're here.
Mr Cutler, how are you doing?
Now, as I said on the phone,
the Old Ones arrive tomorrow.
But it's OK, cos I've got a plan.
Once they've disembarked, they'll
gather in a building in the city.
This is the last time they'll
all be in the same place together
before they fan out and start
tearing the world apart.
But here's the thing,
tomorrow is a full moon.
So what I was thinking was, I get
you in there, you transform and...
how can I put this?
Tear them to shreds.
Hey, you have a skill set
that sets you apart.
I'm sorry. I can't.
What?
"All me life,
I've felt like a weapon.
"Something blunt and simple.
"But I want to be human now.
"To argue our case like a human.
"I want to be clever and subtle
"and to use proper words
and be tactical."
And what could be more noble?
But I think you...
You know what I saw,
the first time we met? A hero.
A history maker. There's more.
"I was brought up to believe
all vampires are evil,
"vampires can't change. But then
I meet vampires who are nice.
"For example, there's you,
for instance. Point."
Oh!
"So now I don't know what to think."
Yeah... No, I totally...
But the Old Ones are different, Tom.
They've spent too long killing
and feeding to be reformed.
It does something to their mind.
"So at the end of the day, it's best
if we didn't see each other again.
"Thank you. Then leave."
There are people who need
to see me do this!
You know what?
You're right.
In fact, to show you
that there's no hard feelings, Tom,
let me buy you dinner.
Dinner? I know
this little place, it's small...
Yeah, go on, then.
Good.
So this is the future? Really?
For you, yeah.
Ooh, do people have jet packs?
No. No, mostly everyone's dead.
Oh.
Where are we?
Funnily enough, YOU brought ME here.
I was a baby when humanity fell.
You're just days away, you know.
The Old Ones arrive soon.
That's when it starts.
At first no-one believed it.
They'd heard rumours,
but there were no photos, no footage.
Then vampires killed the Prime
Minister on national television.
And, um, what did we do?
You wanted to get me somewhere safe,
but the airports were under siege.
So... you brought me here.
You, me and Tom.
But everyone else
had the same idea.
There must have been
50,000 people here,
cramming onto ferries, yachts,
container ships, tug boats.
A biblical exodus.
You told me the ships were groaning
with the weight of them.
And then the screams started.
Vampires started killing people
from the back of the crowd.
There was this huge surge as everyone
pushed forward, trying to get away.
But... there was nowhere for them
to go. They just...
You told me it was like
the water was boiling.
So many people.
Someone must have fought back.
Of course.
Whole countries stayed
under human control for a while.
But they'd get so overwhelmed
by refugees,
they'd have to start
closing their borders
and negotiating with the vampires.
And then, eventually they fell too.
Um...
I'm not saying that
I believe that you are, um...
you know,
who you say you are...
But...
Aren't you the Saviour?
I am. Then why is this happening?
Why didn't you stop it?
Because of you.
Me?
How?
We're getting to that.
Come on.
You can do this.
You can do this.
You can do this.
Funny thing is, I've been
thinking about you recently.
Maybe that's why
I buried the coroner there.
As a message for me?
No, nothing like that.
I really did think
you were proper dead.
No, more of an homage.
Because of what I'm doing, I guess.
Which is?
You're very curious. That's new.
Perhaps I can help.
Why did you go?
I deserve to know that much.
I wanted something different.
You couldn't talk to me about it?
No, you were part of "it".
You marooned me,
in a different world.
You...
Talk about burning my bridges.
Yeah.
"Yeah"?
That's all?
"Yeah"?!
So, your new life,
your "something different",
you must have got bored, then.
Bored? This is the crucible.
This is where the Old Ones
are headed. But here you are!
That's not the behaviour of somebody
who wants to stay hidden.
When do they arrive?
Soon, I guess.
No-one knows.
You're a circumspect bunch.
Look, you could go straight back
to the top of the pile.
That's cool,
that's your rightful place.
All I ask for in return is,
when they write the history
of what's about to happen,
they give me a mention.
And a statue.
And... maybe Brazil.
In return for what?
It's traditional
to present the Old Ones
with a tribute on their arrival.
So whatever this is, it's for them?
I would have told you this morning
if you'd hung around. I'm here now.
In body...
yeah.
What do you say?
Old times?
And then you'll tell me?
And then I'll tell you.
Did you think this was the end?
Did you think deification
comes without small print?
What do I have to do?
Nick? Who is it?
No, not her. Please.
Nick!
It's no-one,
just some people from work.
Just go back to bed.
Humanity and mercy are an old skin,
don't you understand?
What do they want?
It's after midnight.
To be truly free, to finally
become a history maker,
you must shed it.
Hello?
What's going on?
Mrs Cutler.
Rachel, isn't it?
My name is Henry Yorke,
I'm a colleague of your husband's.
I can't apologise enough
for the intrusion.
It is a little late.
Believe me, only a matter of the
utmost importance would compel me
to disturb you at such
an ungodly hour.
Well, if it's important...
No, we are denying him
the company of an angel.
He shall be with you
in a matter of moments.
Fucking kill her.
I can't.
I'm sorry. Not my wife.
Let's go.
Thank you.
I had such hopes for you.
Ahh!
You still don't believe me, do you?
That I am who I say I am.
It's a lot to take in.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I haven't seen you since I was 18.
I've missed you.
Why, what happened to me?
Um... it doesn't matter. We should...
What happened to me?
Come on.
Oh, Jesus!
God, finally! I have had
one of the most bullshit days.
So my middle brother,
Ryan, gets a tattoo.
Sit down, will you?
Anyway, he manages to find
the only dyslexic tattooist
in all of south Wales.
I don't know how, but this guy
manages to spell "Arsenal"
with a "K"! I mean...
I like your mouth.
Oh, thanks, sugar!
I'm sure that sounded
less creepy in your head.
I bought you a drink, by the way.
But you were late, so I drank it.
I've been drinking already. Hmm.
Creepy and a day drinker.
Well, I'm just going to put this out
there - we should get married.
I like your neck, too.
Are you aiming for enigmatic or...?
Cos what I'm getting is "sociopath"!
I bet your skin tastes of salt.
OK, no, this is getting
a little old.
But, lucky for you,
I'm yet to have sex under
the coalition government, so...
You want to have sex?
We can have sex.
Yeah, OK, I think I preferred it
when you were Forrest Gump.
I think I'm going to hurt you.
Hal. Don't do this. Just... be nice
I'm not nice.
So pretend!
Jesus! You know, I just...
I just wanted
one gentle thing to happen.
You know, one thing that wasn't
my brothers or my dad or...
OK, seriously?
Fuck you.
Oh, my God, I am so stupid.
You know, it really doesn't matter
how nice they look,
it's just the fingerprints
that tell them apart.
Tell me about Tom.
But you knew him.
Not very well.
Well, he's a child. He's lovely.
He's like a pet. A bloody big one,
like a St Bernard or
a horse or something.
But, you know, he's physically
incapable of lying or being cruel
so I do worry about him, almost
as much as I worry about you...
you know who.
But he's, yeah, just a kid, really.
He shouldn't be killing vampires,
he should be getting
disappointing A level results!
He died here.
A few years ago,
the vampires rounded up
all the humans and werewolves
they could find.
The humans were branded with an "H",
and the werewolves with a "W",
and put into these camps.
There was an outbreak of cholera.
Hundreds died, and the vampires
brought back the dog fights.
That's...
That's what happened to Tom?
He was a... a cold man.
Difficult to like, if I'm honest.
There were rumours he'd killed
some humans by accident one time
and never got over it.
Some say he held back
during his final dog fight,
even after he'd transformed.
He'd rather have died
than kill again.
And where did I go?
After everything fell apart,
you, um...
you buried friend after friend,
you began to lose control
of your tangibility
until eventually you just...
drifted apart.
Like smoke on the breeze.
Well, glad I asked!
One more stop.
I've saved the best till last.
Oh, it's you.
Have you heard anything off Annie?
I'm getting a bit worried.
What happens if she's completed
her business and passed over?
How'd it go with Alex?
You didn't kill her, did you?
Tell me tomorrow. I've got to
go out for something to eat now.
Apparently this place has got
seven Michelin stars
and you get bread in a basket,
and at the end you get coffee.
So, how do I look?
I splashed out, didn't I?
Went to the Cancer Research shop.
Right, I'll be back for 11.
Oh, I hope Annie comes back soon.
Oh, the Old Ones
are coming tomorrow,
so in the morning, we need to
draw up a plan of action.
Eve usually wakes up
in an hour for a feed.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's Christmas!
Just tell me the thing.
No, look, there's stuff
you need to see first.
Right, that's it. I'm not moving.
Mum!
Annie.
Feels good to sit down.
God, I'd forgotten how... How what?
No, nothing. Never mind.
No, no, no, how what?
How irritating you can be!
Oh, well, that's nice!
You get this fucking... Don't swear.
Sorry. This fixation,
you can be so... oh!
You can be so difficult sometimes!
Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Maybe I should just, ah,
wither and dissolve.
Oh, God, no, not this!
No, you go on. Go on without me.
And don't worry about me.
Because I would hate to be a burden
to you. OK, look. I'm sorry.
You know, I try my very best.
And if trying your best is a crime,
then yes, shoot me now.
I know, I know, I know.
That came out wrong, OK?
I'm sorry, Mum.
Have you been smoking?
Come on.
End of the line.
Manager thought you might be
more comfortable with this.
Oh, no, you're all right, thanks.
No, they mean put it on.
Places like this,
they like you to wear a tie.
It's my fault, I should have said.
Oh, right. Sorry.
You know how to tie a tie?
Never worn one.
Me dad said vampires could use them
to choke or garrotte us in a fight.
Well, let's take that risk.
Come here.
There you go. Ignore them.
Who?
The other customers.
They're staring. It's fine.
Are they?
So, Shiraz or Merlot?
Um, that's a toughie...
I'm sorry I can't help you out
with the Old Ones.
I just think we should have another
go at trying to reason with them.
Hey, Tom, it's fine. Really.
Do I detect Allison's influence?
You're such a sweet couple. People
that different don't usually last.
But I've a good feeling
about you two.
She's gone back to her family,
as it goes.
She wanted to stay,
but I wouldn't let her.
This life ain't for her.
But I've got a plan.
I'm going to sort meself out,
get all polite and clever and that.
And go and see her.
Just turn up, like.
That's brilliant. She's going
to stick around, is she?
She won't hook up with anyone else?
Allison's not like that.
Hmm?
Nah, of course not.
No, stability, prospects, culture,
she's not the kind of girl
to worry about things like that.
And her parents will adore you,
I just know it.
Her parents? Do you think so?
Are you serious?
Imagine your daughter
brought you home.
What's not to love?
I wanted to show you
what happened to Hal.
Don't tell me,
they chopped him into little pieces
and sprinkled him
over the HMS Belfast.
Turn around.
That's Hal?
Lord Hal,
Lord Hal, Lord Hal.
One of their most
ruthless commanders.
Those camps I showed you,
they were his idea.
He's violent, sadistic and, well,
quite literally their poster boy.
No.
No, I... I won't believe it. He's...
He's not evil. Not any more.
He lives with us. You know him.
He's changed your nappies.
That's the only Hal I know.
You see, my history and yours
started to separate the moment
I appeared to him and Leo and Pearl.
That was you? Why?
I've been trying to rewrite history.
I thought getting Hal into the house
would do that.
Well... and you have.
So maybe that's it now.
That's it, you've done enough!
Well, how am I?
I mean, the baby. How is the baby?
She's fine.
There's your answer, then.
Look, we're done now.
I'm taking you home.
Then I'll tell you
what you need to do.
Annie?
Hal?
Hello there. Eh?
Yeah. You all right? You all right?!
Go in there.
Would the nice little baby sleep?
Ay-up, you been on the Kia-Ora?
You're drunk.
And you're stupid.
But in the morning,
I shall be sober...
.something, something, something.
What are you doing? Get off!
Outside.
Oh, my God, fisticuffs?
Not in front of Eve.
You've been drinking blood.
Relax. No-one died.
He was right,
the Old Ones really are the worst.
Who was right? When Annie comes back,
we'll tell her what you did.
Annie's not coming back!
What? Of course she is.
Shut up about that.
Annie!
Annie.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
She wouldn't just leave me,
leave Eve like that.
You're a child, you know that?
Watching you negotiate grown-up
emotions is like...
watching a gorilla
perform keyhole surgery.
Maybe I am.
Maybe I'd rather be that
than a monster.
This is what I'm saying!
This is why Annie's gone!
Same with Allison.
They worked it out! You idiot.
We can raid the dressing-up box
and pretend to be human,
but, ultimately, what's the point?
Sooner or later, we all go back to
being the monsters we truly are.
Mr Cutler?
Nick?
It's Tom.
I'm in.
Cutler.
What's going on?
So suspicious!
We're just pleased to see you.
Actually, it's more than that.
We wanted to reassure you.
What about? The other night.
Your wife.
Perhaps killing just isn't
your strong suit. No matter.
We all have different roles to play.
You provide us with legal advice.
Louis here is the muscle.
And Dennis, well...
Actually, Dennis, what do you do,
apart from eat biscuits?
Anyway.
Let's put all of that behind us. Hm?
Take it.
Yesterday was your first blood
for how long?
I mean, you were pretty out of it.
55 years.
This glass is filthy. Let me get
one of the guys... It's fine!
Really.
It's fine.
OK.
55 years! Man, that is a long time
to be doing a Fossey.
Doing a what?
Hanging out with the primates,
like Dian Fossey.
Gorillas In The Mist?
Ah, forget it.
Oh, please, again?
Come on, Hal, you want this.
What?
What?!
What's so funny?
Are you enjoying that?
I suppose I'd better tell you
what I've been doing, then.
I'm nervous about telling you.
No, OK, come on.
The Old Ones, they think humanity
will just hand them the keys
to the planet.
They haven't seen
old grandmothers in Afghanistan
try to scratch the eyes out of
Marines. Now, blunt is no good.
To overthrow an incentivised
and resourceful race,
we've... we've got to be sneaky.
Softly, softly, massacre monkey.
OK, how do you make a rat
look less threatening?
You put it next to a shark.
So, how do you make humans
love vampires?
Show them something worse?
Werewolves.
You're going to reveal werewolves?
The coroner's report,
the YouTube footage,
that was just
preparing the ground.
Tonight is the last full moon
before the Old Ones arrive
and in a few hours, this place will
be packed full with people,
mainly young people, all with
their camera phones and Twitter,
and all the technology we need to
spread this event around the globe.
What event?
We get a werewolf -
now, I've got him already -
and we drop him in here
just before the full moon.
We lock a few doors - not all, we
want some of the witnesses to escape
and we let him transform in front of
all those people and their phones.
It'll be a massacre -
utter panic and chaos.
You know, there's even
a name for this?
Terrorists call it "a spectacular".
And then what happens?
The reveal.
Who will save us
from the big bad wolf?
Ba-da-ba-bah!
It's us!
We have created a nightmare
and now we provide the antidote.
Now this is where
the others got it wrong.
You try and take the world by force
and humanity will fight you
on every street corner.
But frighten them?
They'll line up,
loosen their collars
and they'll bare their veins.
I'm not just doing this
for the Old Ones.
I'm doing it for you.
I wanted to make you proud,
be a history maker.
This is...
This is insane.
Hmm.
I knew you'd be like this.
Soon as you came back, I could...
smell that mercy on you,
like... like cigarette smoke.
Look, Hal, it happens!
Christ, it happened to me.
But, luckily...
you were there
to help me through it.
And now I'm going to
return the favour.
We weren't sure if you'd work it out
when you tasted the blood.
I don't know if it works like that,
between husbands and wives.
Apparently not.
What's going on?
No, no!
Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh!
Don't you understand what I've done?
I've set you free.
But I don't want you to thank me.
I knew something was wrong
when you freaked out over the blood.
So I had you followed, and there you
were, breaking bread with a human!
How did her blood taste?
I know what it's like.
They get under your skin.
But I don't want you to thank me.
No, we're even now
and we can watch dawn break
over the new world together.
Who's the werewolf?
Does it matter?
Who is he?! His name's Tom. Why?
Of course.
This is why you coming back
is so perfect.
Now this is the end of the journey
that you started me on!
Don't do this.
Please.
Sorry, what?
I'll do anything.
Just stop this.
What are you doing?
Oh, God, are you begging?!
Now you stop!
Seriously, it's horrid!
Please. Cutler.
Nick.
Now he's calling me Nick!
You can't do this! You're...
You're Hal Yorke!
I'm going to heave.
Remember what you were.
What I was? No,
you stole that from me!
You dragged me into this world,
you killed my wife,
you turned me into a murderer,
an addict.
You made me abandon
my whole species!
I know.
And there aren't words to tell you
how sorry I am... No!
No, you do not do that
and then apologise.
No, sir!
I can't let this happen, Cutler.
I will kill you if I have to.
But I will not let you
take their world.
We don't deserve it.
Fair enough.
But you'll have to
get out of here first.
Bugger.
Well done.
No, seriously, that was... brilliant.
Just when I thought this holiday
could not possibly get any worse.
OK. What is it
that you want me to do?
Kill me.
All my life, I've been carried around
like a mascot,
while the world around me
crumbled and burned.
I didn't understand. Wasn't I
supposed to stop this happening?
Then I got the final piece
of the scripture,
and there it was.
In order to fulfil her destiny,
the War Child must die.
It was too late for me
to change my world,
but maybe I could
stop it ever happening.
So you sent Hal?
Hal is a monster in my world.
I assumed he'd kill me
as soon as he worked out who I was.
When that didn't work, I sent Kirby.
You put that animal in my home?
You've seen what was at stake!
But I can't kill you.
I don't have a burnt arm.
All that stuff about the Nemesis...
I'm the killer.
I orchestrated this.
You're just the knife.
The burn. Saviour and Nemesis.
Talk about multi-tasking...
You were in one of those camps?
They didn't know who I was.
I always had false papers.
I was just rounded up
with the others.
Eve, I am so sorry.
Look, I could send
a thousand threats,
but Kirby made me realise your love
for me would always defeat them.
So I had to come to you direct,
show you the world you'd created.
Alex, focus on my voice.
Alex, Alex, you're in shock.
Er, no, you idiot. I was in shock,
Yeah, but I've been hiding in here
now for about what, um, ten hours.
So I've gone from shock,
via denial and depression
and, rather surprisingly,
hunger and randiness,
to a frothing rage.
I swear I will avenge your death.
Firstly, someone needs a Tic Tac.
And, secondly,
did I just hear right?
Did he say that you drank my blood?
I didn't realise it was your blood.
Oh, is that meant to
make me feel better?!
I knew this would happen! I should
never have gone out with you.
You bullied me into that drink.
Which drink? In the bar,
or when you drank my blood?
Nah, I...
Christ, I was jowly.
How will killing you save the world?
All I know is, everything else
on the parchment came true.
But I was protected all my life,
and humanity fell.
Well, then, why didn't you kill you?
Mmm? Why didn't you pass over,
go through a door and... you know?
A ghost can't be in the same place as
its living body. That would be weird.
Sorry. What was I thinking?
This'll take you home.
I'm going?!
Yeah, you've...
You've got stuff to do.
Was I a good mother?
I'm not fishing, or anything, I just
want to make sure that you felt...
loved.
It wasn't a world for children.
But, yeah...
you were.
The best.
You're very brave.
And I'm proud of that.
And I make a bloody good cup of tea.
That's my girl!
Yay.
We'd better not, um...
It'll make things harder for you.
Yeah.
Remember,
a moment will come when you have to
choose between letting me live...
and letting me die.
If you want to stop this happening,
you have to let me die.
Goodbye, Eve.
Goodbye...
Mum.
I'm sure Annie or Hal will be back
any minute, but I've got to go.
I can't be near you tonight.
You've been changed, bathed and fed.
We've watched Top Gear for two hours
so you've got to be tired by now.
Where the bloody hell have you been?
Is she OK?
She's been going mad,
she misses you. We all miss you!
And I need to talk to you about Hal.
I think he's back on the blood.
What? I've got to go,
full moon and stuff.
Just stay here, yeah? Tom...
The Old Ones are going to be here
any day now,
if they're not already.
To stop them, we might have to...
do terrible things.
What choice do we have?
None.
It's not fair, is it?
No.
Hey, champ! How are you feeling?
What's all this?
Just in case I change my mind?
No, I just wanted to make sure
you get there safely.
EVE CRIES
Have you got a baby in there?
Yeah. George and Nina's.
The War Child? Don't tell me
you believe all that and all?
I thought Regus killed her?
No, he slipped her to Annie
during the kerfuffle.
Are you all right?
No. We do this. We stick with this.
Let's go save the world!
You can rent-a-ghost outside
and open the door. I can what?!
It's what Annie called it.
I've no idea why.
It means teleporting.
You can teleport!
I was about to say, "Wow,
what have you been drinking?"
But I guess I know
the answer to that one.
We have to stop Cutler!
You don't know what he's
going to do! I do, actually.
Before he killed me,
he monologued the whole thing.
I didn't think
people actually did that.
Can we open the door, please?!
Right.
Yeah.
Well?!
I assume you just close your eyes
and picture yourself somewhere else.
Trust me, I've been doing that
since you arrived.
Now, the Old Ones have arrived.
They're on their way.
I've got to do the meet and greet,
then, when we're at a full moon,
I'll make myself scarce,
one of my guys will open
the door for you and skedaddle,
leaving you... well,
to do your thing.
It'll be fine, honest!
Look, no-one will forget
what you do tonight.
You're going to be famous, Tom.
A history maker.
You're going to make
your dad so proud.
And, take it from me, there should
be no better feeling than that.
Whoa! Yes!
How far was that?
Like two feet? Woo-hoo!
Yes!
In the same room.
In the wrong direction.
Well, you try Ghostbusting.
Rent-a-ghosting! God, the
moment we get out of here,
we are never seeing each other again.
Oh, really?
I thought this was
the beginning of a relationship!
Cutler! "So, how did you two meet?"
"Well, bit of a funny story.
"His friend killed me
and he drank my blood." Ha!
Ha! Get outside and open this door.
You know, for someone
who works in the service industry,
you have terrible people skills.
Those aren't vampires.
Mr Cutler!
There's been a mistake!
Those people aren't vampires!
You need to get them out of here!
Argh!
Ah, yes!
In your own time!
All right, all right. Jesus!
Right. Great.
Thank you.
Er, wait! What the hell do I do now?
What?
I don't know.
Anyway, must dash.
Friend about to kill lots of people.
I'm really dead, aren't I?
This is all actually happening.
I... I don't understand.
I came here for a holiday
and now I'm... now I'm dead.
And now my brothers and my dad
are going to have to grieve for me.
Well, there's... We'll have to
get my body to them somehow.
There'll be stuff to organise
and Ryan has a tattoo
with a bloody typo on it...
And I'm...
I'm really dead.
Come with me.
We'll sort out...
this, then we'll sort out you.
Argh!
Get out. Everybody!
Get out!
Get out!
Listen to me. You have to get
out of here. It's an emergency!
Please, move! Quickly, towards...
Do it, now!
RUN!
You're welcome! You're welcome.
♪ Que sera, sera ♪
♪ Whatever will be, will be ♪
♪ The future's not ours to see ♪
♪ Que sera, sera. ♪
Well, then...
Who's hungry?
for being so ungentlemanly.
Will you let me the privilege
of making it up to you?
You're no Saviour.
No-one will stop us!
I'm a friend when you need one.
Recently, there's been this minority
who seem keen to get you
guys out in the open.
They found Jenny Wilson's body at
Upper Neuadd reservoir.
Nobody goes there, it's desolate!
Brace yourself for
some serious cuddling.
But you have to come with me!
Who are you?
It's me, Annie.
I'm Eve.
It's not dissatisfaction.
It's a feeling more akin to
having been born in captivity.
A seeping realisation
that your dreams and ambitions
are just too big, too rich
for this domestic world.
OK, are you planning to say anything
I can use as your defence?
A defence for what?
What you were arrested for!
Illegal gambling.
Specifically, according to the reams
of documents and papers they found,
dog fights.
Don't worry about that.
Until recently,
any dealings with the police
were handled by our
family solicitor, Robert Mercer.
But he passed away...
unexpectedly on
the 24th of this month, so...
Today's the 20th.
Is it?
Hmm. Anyway.
Therefore we need
a new legal representative.
And destiny has decided... it's you.
Well, I don't think
you're really in the position.
I already have a job.
But you're bored, Mr Cutler.
In your lifetime,
how many people have told you
you're going to achieve great things?
That you're destined
to become a history maker?
This is hardly...
I don't know, a few.
Now, can we just...? The thing is,
you agree.
Roy...
would you mind shutting the door?
Very soon, some very special
people will arrive.
And I'm planning something
to welcome them.
A tribute.
Now, their gratitude will be...
spectacular,
and I want you to be a part of it.
Why you?
Because I could see that you were
men whose dreams are too big,
too rich for this domestic world.
History makers, my friends...
My God!
It's you!
Mum!
But it's me, it's Eve.
Eve is a baby.
I know, I know, but I grew up.
I needed to tell you something,
so I died and came back
through my history, like how
Lia took Mitchell to his past.
That's what gave me the idea. Every
single moment is here somewhere.
You just need to...
How do you know about Mitchell?
You told me everything.
Mitchell, George and Nina.
Lia, McNair, Gilbert, Herrick.
These are the stories I grew up with.
So what is it?
This thing that you want to tell me.
Mum...
Just tell me... so that I can go.
I have to show you.
Show me what?
My present.
Your future.
What are you doing here?
I was going to ask you
the same thing.
Oh, look at you.
I can't believe it!
They found the body of a coroner.
At the reservoir in Upper Neuadd.
Someone's been working out!
That's where we used to...
Bury our corpses, yeah.
Like you said at the time,
lots of off-road parking,
peaceful spot.
That coroner filed a report,
saying human flesh was found in the
stomach of the Box Tunnel killer.
You told her to. Why?
Christ, is this
what we're talking about?
55 years, Hal.
Mark, two glasses and a decanter.
Let me introduce you to the guys.
Guys, this is Hal. He...
Well, he made me.
This guy was a monster,
take it from me.
We used to get up to some stuff.
Tell them, Hal, what we used to do.
Long time ago.
Seems like yesterday to me.
Ah, brilliant.
God, it is good to see you.
To us. To you.
What's the matter? Take it.
Hal?
I need to...
I'll come back.
You're going?
Again? You're kidding me?
I just need...
I'll be back, I promise.
And we'll talk.
Are you sure Annie didn't
say anything? No, I told you.
Why would she just leave like that?
Where are you taking Alex tonight?
I've heard Holiday On Ice is in
town. You should take her there.
Me and Eve were talking about it
earlier, weren't we?
It looks brilliant.
And she'd get in for free.
Eve, not Alex.
We're meeting at a bar.
Then I expect we'll have supper.
The chef at the Parc Hotel
has a Michelin star.
I read a review in the Observer.
Oh, I know the place you mean.
I was looking in
the window the other day
and the manager come out
and shooed me away.
Right, I guess
I'll have that ravioli then.
Sorry, are you suggesting
I invite you along too?
No. Shut up. That'd be mad.
Three people can't have
dinner together. That's barbaric!
You can't ring up Alex
this late and canc...
I have no intention of...
Was there anything else? Yeah,
I need you to take Eve for a bit.
No. Eve and I don't get along.
Don't be soft.
She thinks you're brilliant.
Look, she's laughing.
What happens if
Annie never comes back?
What if we have to
look after Eve forever,
and if I want to get married? Who'll
take me on with a kid in tow?
Yes, of course. Otherwise
you're quite the catch! What?
Nothing.
An hour.
Be good.
She was your kill.
Yeah, I didn't realise
we'd decided that.
Lucky Fergus was there
to finish the job.
That keeps happening.
I think "keeps" is a bit...
You like the blood, though.
Have you got any?
I mean... yeah.
You're becoming the drunk
who never buys a round.
All we require... is everything.
Tom. Thank God you're here.
Mr Cutler, how are you doing?
Now, as I said on the phone,
the Old Ones arrive tomorrow.
But it's OK, cos I've got a plan.
Once they've disembarked, they'll
gather in a building in the city.
This is the last time they'll
all be in the same place together
before they fan out and start
tearing the world apart.
But here's the thing,
tomorrow is a full moon.
So what I was thinking was, I get
you in there, you transform and...
how can I put this?
Tear them to shreds.
Hey, you have a skill set
that sets you apart.
I'm sorry. I can't.
What?
"All me life,
I've felt like a weapon.
"Something blunt and simple.
"But I want to be human now.
"To argue our case like a human.
"I want to be clever and subtle
"and to use proper words
and be tactical."
And what could be more noble?
But I think you...
You know what I saw,
the first time we met? A hero.
A history maker. There's more.
"I was brought up to believe
all vampires are evil,
"vampires can't change. But then
I meet vampires who are nice.
"For example, there's you,
for instance. Point."
Oh!
"So now I don't know what to think."
Yeah... No, I totally...
But the Old Ones are different, Tom.
They've spent too long killing
and feeding to be reformed.
It does something to their mind.
"So at the end of the day, it's best
if we didn't see each other again.
"Thank you. Then leave."
There are people who need
to see me do this!
You know what?
You're right.
In fact, to show you
that there's no hard feelings, Tom,
let me buy you dinner.
Dinner? I know
this little place, it's small...
Yeah, go on, then.
Good.
So this is the future? Really?
For you, yeah.
Ooh, do people have jet packs?
No. No, mostly everyone's dead.
Oh.
Where are we?
Funnily enough, YOU brought ME here.
I was a baby when humanity fell.
You're just days away, you know.
The Old Ones arrive soon.
That's when it starts.
At first no-one believed it.
They'd heard rumours,
but there were no photos, no footage.
Then vampires killed the Prime
Minister on national television.
And, um, what did we do?
You wanted to get me somewhere safe,
but the airports were under siege.
So... you brought me here.
You, me and Tom.
But everyone else
had the same idea.
There must have been
50,000 people here,
cramming onto ferries, yachts,
container ships, tug boats.
A biblical exodus.
You told me the ships were groaning
with the weight of them.
And then the screams started.
Vampires started killing people
from the back of the crowd.
There was this huge surge as everyone
pushed forward, trying to get away.
But... there was nowhere for them
to go. They just...
You told me it was like
the water was boiling.
So many people.
Someone must have fought back.
Of course.
Whole countries stayed
under human control for a while.
But they'd get so overwhelmed
by refugees,
they'd have to start
closing their borders
and negotiating with the vampires.
And then, eventually they fell too.
Um...
I'm not saying that
I believe that you are, um...
you know,
who you say you are...
But...
Aren't you the Saviour?
I am. Then why is this happening?
Why didn't you stop it?
Because of you.
Me?
How?
We're getting to that.
Come on.
You can do this.
You can do this.
You can do this.
Funny thing is, I've been
thinking about you recently.
Maybe that's why
I buried the coroner there.
As a message for me?
No, nothing like that.
I really did think
you were proper dead.
No, more of an homage.
Because of what I'm doing, I guess.
Which is?
You're very curious. That's new.
Perhaps I can help.
Why did you go?
I deserve to know that much.
I wanted something different.
You couldn't talk to me about it?
No, you were part of "it".
You marooned me,
in a different world.
You...
Talk about burning my bridges.
Yeah.
"Yeah"?
That's all?
"Yeah"?!
So, your new life,
your "something different",
you must have got bored, then.
Bored? This is the crucible.
This is where the Old Ones
are headed. But here you are!
That's not the behaviour of somebody
who wants to stay hidden.
When do they arrive?
Soon, I guess.
No-one knows.
You're a circumspect bunch.
Look, you could go straight back
to the top of the pile.
That's cool,
that's your rightful place.
All I ask for in return is,
when they write the history
of what's about to happen,
they give me a mention.
And a statue.
And... maybe Brazil.
In return for what?
It's traditional
to present the Old Ones
with a tribute on their arrival.
So whatever this is, it's for them?
I would have told you this morning
if you'd hung around. I'm here now.
In body...
yeah.
What do you say?
Old times?
And then you'll tell me?
And then I'll tell you.
Did you think this was the end?
Did you think deification
comes without small print?
What do I have to do?
Nick? Who is it?
No, not her. Please.
Nick!
It's no-one,
just some people from work.
Just go back to bed.
Humanity and mercy are an old skin,
don't you understand?
What do they want?
It's after midnight.
To be truly free, to finally
become a history maker,
you must shed it.
Hello?
What's going on?
Mrs Cutler.
Rachel, isn't it?
My name is Henry Yorke,
I'm a colleague of your husband's.
I can't apologise enough
for the intrusion.
It is a little late.
Believe me, only a matter of the
utmost importance would compel me
to disturb you at such
an ungodly hour.
Well, if it's important...
No, we are denying him
the company of an angel.
He shall be with you
in a matter of moments.
Fucking kill her.
I can't.
I'm sorry. Not my wife.
Let's go.
Thank you.
I had such hopes for you.
Ahh!
You still don't believe me, do you?
That I am who I say I am.
It's a lot to take in.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I haven't seen you since I was 18.
I've missed you.
Why, what happened to me?
Um... it doesn't matter. We should...
What happened to me?
Come on.
Oh, Jesus!
God, finally! I have had
one of the most bullshit days.
So my middle brother,
Ryan, gets a tattoo.
Sit down, will you?
Anyway, he manages to find
the only dyslexic tattooist
in all of south Wales.
I don't know how, but this guy
manages to spell "Arsenal"
with a "K"! I mean...
I like your mouth.
Oh, thanks, sugar!
I'm sure that sounded
less creepy in your head.
I bought you a drink, by the way.
But you were late, so I drank it.
I've been drinking already. Hmm.
Creepy and a day drinker.
Well, I'm just going to put this out
there - we should get married.
I like your neck, too.
Are you aiming for enigmatic or...?
Cos what I'm getting is "sociopath"!
I bet your skin tastes of salt.
OK, no, this is getting
a little old.
But, lucky for you,
I'm yet to have sex under
the coalition government, so...
You want to have sex?
We can have sex.
Yeah, OK, I think I preferred it
when you were Forrest Gump.
I think I'm going to hurt you.
Hal. Don't do this. Just... be nice
I'm not nice.
So pretend!
Jesus! You know, I just...
I just wanted
one gentle thing to happen.
You know, one thing that wasn't
my brothers or my dad or...
OK, seriously?
Fuck you.
Oh, my God, I am so stupid.
You know, it really doesn't matter
how nice they look,
it's just the fingerprints
that tell them apart.
Tell me about Tom.
But you knew him.
Not very well.
Well, he's a child. He's lovely.
He's like a pet. A bloody big one,
like a St Bernard or
a horse or something.
But, you know, he's physically
incapable of lying or being cruel
so I do worry about him, almost
as much as I worry about you...
you know who.
But he's, yeah, just a kid, really.
He shouldn't be killing vampires,
he should be getting
disappointing A level results!
He died here.
A few years ago,
the vampires rounded up
all the humans and werewolves
they could find.
The humans were branded with an "H",
and the werewolves with a "W",
and put into these camps.
There was an outbreak of cholera.
Hundreds died, and the vampires
brought back the dog fights.
That's...
That's what happened to Tom?
He was a... a cold man.
Difficult to like, if I'm honest.
There were rumours he'd killed
some humans by accident one time
and never got over it.
Some say he held back
during his final dog fight,
even after he'd transformed.
He'd rather have died
than kill again.
And where did I go?
After everything fell apart,
you, um...
you buried friend after friend,
you began to lose control
of your tangibility
until eventually you just...
drifted apart.
Like smoke on the breeze.
Well, glad I asked!
One more stop.
I've saved the best till last.
Oh, it's you.
Have you heard anything off Annie?
I'm getting a bit worried.
What happens if she's completed
her business and passed over?
How'd it go with Alex?
You didn't kill her, did you?
Tell me tomorrow. I've got to
go out for something to eat now.
Apparently this place has got
seven Michelin stars
and you get bread in a basket,
and at the end you get coffee.
So, how do I look?
I splashed out, didn't I?
Went to the Cancer Research shop.
Right, I'll be back for 11.
Oh, I hope Annie comes back soon.
Oh, the Old Ones
are coming tomorrow,
so in the morning, we need to
draw up a plan of action.
Eve usually wakes up
in an hour for a feed.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's Christmas!
Just tell me the thing.
No, look, there's stuff
you need to see first.
Right, that's it. I'm not moving.
Mum!
Annie.
Feels good to sit down.
God, I'd forgotten how... How what?
No, nothing. Never mind.
No, no, no, how what?
How irritating you can be!
Oh, well, that's nice!
You get this fucking... Don't swear.
Sorry. This fixation,
you can be so... oh!
You can be so difficult sometimes!
Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Maybe I should just, ah,
wither and dissolve.
Oh, God, no, not this!
No, you go on. Go on without me.
And don't worry about me.
Because I would hate to be a burden
to you. OK, look. I'm sorry.
You know, I try my very best.
And if trying your best is a crime,
then yes, shoot me now.
I know, I know, I know.
That came out wrong, OK?
I'm sorry, Mum.
Have you been smoking?
Come on.
End of the line.
Manager thought you might be
more comfortable with this.
Oh, no, you're all right, thanks.
No, they mean put it on.
Places like this,
they like you to wear a tie.
It's my fault, I should have said.
Oh, right. Sorry.
You know how to tie a tie?
Never worn one.
Me dad said vampires could use them
to choke or garrotte us in a fight.
Well, let's take that risk.
Come here.
There you go. Ignore them.
Who?
The other customers.
They're staring. It's fine.
Are they?
So, Shiraz or Merlot?
Um, that's a toughie...
I'm sorry I can't help you out
with the Old Ones.
I just think we should have another
go at trying to reason with them.
Hey, Tom, it's fine. Really.
Do I detect Allison's influence?
You're such a sweet couple. People
that different don't usually last.
But I've a good feeling
about you two.
She's gone back to her family,
as it goes.
She wanted to stay,
but I wouldn't let her.
This life ain't for her.
But I've got a plan.
I'm going to sort meself out,
get all polite and clever and that.
And go and see her.
Just turn up, like.
That's brilliant. She's going
to stick around, is she?
She won't hook up with anyone else?
Allison's not like that.
Hmm?
Nah, of course not.
No, stability, prospects, culture,
she's not the kind of girl
to worry about things like that.
And her parents will adore you,
I just know it.
Her parents? Do you think so?
Are you serious?
Imagine your daughter
brought you home.
What's not to love?
I wanted to show you
what happened to Hal.
Don't tell me,
they chopped him into little pieces
and sprinkled him
over the HMS Belfast.
Turn around.
That's Hal?
Lord Hal,
Lord Hal, Lord Hal.
One of their most
ruthless commanders.
Those camps I showed you,
they were his idea.
He's violent, sadistic and, well,
quite literally their poster boy.
No.
No, I... I won't believe it. He's...
He's not evil. Not any more.
He lives with us. You know him.
He's changed your nappies.
That's the only Hal I know.
You see, my history and yours
started to separate the moment
I appeared to him and Leo and Pearl.
That was you? Why?
I've been trying to rewrite history.
I thought getting Hal into the house
would do that.
Well... and you have.
So maybe that's it now.
That's it, you've done enough!
Well, how am I?
I mean, the baby. How is the baby?
She's fine.
There's your answer, then.
Look, we're done now.
I'm taking you home.
Then I'll tell you
what you need to do.
Annie?
Hal?
Hello there. Eh?
Yeah. You all right? You all right?!
Go in there.
Would the nice little baby sleep?
Ay-up, you been on the Kia-Ora?
You're drunk.
And you're stupid.
But in the morning,
I shall be sober...
.something, something, something.
What are you doing? Get off!
Outside.
Oh, my God, fisticuffs?
Not in front of Eve.
You've been drinking blood.
Relax. No-one died.
He was right,
the Old Ones really are the worst.
Who was right? When Annie comes back,
we'll tell her what you did.
Annie's not coming back!
What? Of course she is.
Shut up about that.
Annie!
Annie.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
She wouldn't just leave me,
leave Eve like that.
You're a child, you know that?
Watching you negotiate grown-up
emotions is like...
watching a gorilla
perform keyhole surgery.
Maybe I am.
Maybe I'd rather be that
than a monster.
This is what I'm saying!
This is why Annie's gone!
Same with Allison.
They worked it out! You idiot.
We can raid the dressing-up box
and pretend to be human,
but, ultimately, what's the point?
Sooner or later, we all go back to
being the monsters we truly are.
Mr Cutler?
Nick?
It's Tom.
I'm in.
Cutler.
What's going on?
So suspicious!
We're just pleased to see you.
Actually, it's more than that.
We wanted to reassure you.
What about? The other night.
Your wife.
Perhaps killing just isn't
your strong suit. No matter.
We all have different roles to play.
You provide us with legal advice.
Louis here is the muscle.
And Dennis, well...
Actually, Dennis, what do you do,
apart from eat biscuits?
Anyway.
Let's put all of that behind us. Hm?
Take it.
Yesterday was your first blood
for how long?
I mean, you were pretty out of it.
55 years.
This glass is filthy. Let me get
one of the guys... It's fine!
Really.
It's fine.
OK.
55 years! Man, that is a long time
to be doing a Fossey.
Doing a what?
Hanging out with the primates,
like Dian Fossey.
Gorillas In The Mist?
Ah, forget it.
Oh, please, again?
Come on, Hal, you want this.
What?
What?!
What's so funny?
Are you enjoying that?
I suppose I'd better tell you
what I've been doing, then.
I'm nervous about telling you.
No, OK, come on.
The Old Ones, they think humanity
will just hand them the keys
to the planet.
They haven't seen
old grandmothers in Afghanistan
try to scratch the eyes out of
Marines. Now, blunt is no good.
To overthrow an incentivised
and resourceful race,
we've... we've got to be sneaky.
Softly, softly, massacre monkey.
OK, how do you make a rat
look less threatening?
You put it next to a shark.
So, how do you make humans
love vampires?
Show them something worse?
Werewolves.
You're going to reveal werewolves?
The coroner's report,
the YouTube footage,
that was just
preparing the ground.
Tonight is the last full moon
before the Old Ones arrive
and in a few hours, this place will
be packed full with people,
mainly young people, all with
their camera phones and Twitter,
and all the technology we need to
spread this event around the globe.
What event?
We get a werewolf -
now, I've got him already -
and we drop him in here
just before the full moon.
We lock a few doors - not all, we
want some of the witnesses to escape
and we let him transform in front of
all those people and their phones.
It'll be a massacre -
utter panic and chaos.
You know, there's even
a name for this?
Terrorists call it "a spectacular".
And then what happens?
The reveal.
Who will save us
from the big bad wolf?
Ba-da-ba-bah!
It's us!
We have created a nightmare
and now we provide the antidote.
Now this is where
the others got it wrong.
You try and take the world by force
and humanity will fight you
on every street corner.
But frighten them?
They'll line up,
loosen their collars
and they'll bare their veins.
I'm not just doing this
for the Old Ones.
I'm doing it for you.
I wanted to make you proud,
be a history maker.
This is...
This is insane.
Hmm.
I knew you'd be like this.
Soon as you came back, I could...
smell that mercy on you,
like... like cigarette smoke.
Look, Hal, it happens!
Christ, it happened to me.
But, luckily...
you were there
to help me through it.
And now I'm going to
return the favour.
We weren't sure if you'd work it out
when you tasted the blood.
I don't know if it works like that,
between husbands and wives.
Apparently not.
What's going on?
No, no!
Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh!
Don't you understand what I've done?
I've set you free.
But I don't want you to thank me.
I knew something was wrong
when you freaked out over the blood.
So I had you followed, and there you
were, breaking bread with a human!
How did her blood taste?
I know what it's like.
They get under your skin.
But I don't want you to thank me.
No, we're even now
and we can watch dawn break
over the new world together.
Who's the werewolf?
Does it matter?
Who is he?! His name's Tom. Why?
Of course.
This is why you coming back
is so perfect.
Now this is the end of the journey
that you started me on!
Don't do this.
Please.
Sorry, what?
I'll do anything.
Just stop this.
What are you doing?
Oh, God, are you begging?!
Now you stop!
Seriously, it's horrid!
Please. Cutler.
Nick.
Now he's calling me Nick!
You can't do this! You're...
You're Hal Yorke!
I'm going to heave.
Remember what you were.
What I was? No,
you stole that from me!
You dragged me into this world,
you killed my wife,
you turned me into a murderer,
an addict.
You made me abandon
my whole species!
I know.
And there aren't words to tell you
how sorry I am... No!
No, you do not do that
and then apologise.
No, sir!
I can't let this happen, Cutler.
I will kill you if I have to.
But I will not let you
take their world.
We don't deserve it.
Fair enough.
But you'll have to
get out of here first.
Bugger.
Well done.
No, seriously, that was... brilliant.
Just when I thought this holiday
could not possibly get any worse.
OK. What is it
that you want me to do?
Kill me.
All my life, I've been carried around
like a mascot,
while the world around me
crumbled and burned.
I didn't understand. Wasn't I
supposed to stop this happening?
Then I got the final piece
of the scripture,
and there it was.
In order to fulfil her destiny,
the War Child must die.
It was too late for me
to change my world,
but maybe I could
stop it ever happening.
So you sent Hal?
Hal is a monster in my world.
I assumed he'd kill me
as soon as he worked out who I was.
When that didn't work, I sent Kirby.
You put that animal in my home?
You've seen what was at stake!
But I can't kill you.
I don't have a burnt arm.
All that stuff about the Nemesis...
I'm the killer.
I orchestrated this.
You're just the knife.
The burn. Saviour and Nemesis.
Talk about multi-tasking...
You were in one of those camps?
They didn't know who I was.
I always had false papers.
I was just rounded up
with the others.
Eve, I am so sorry.
Look, I could send
a thousand threats,
but Kirby made me realise your love
for me would always defeat them.
So I had to come to you direct,
show you the world you'd created.
Alex, focus on my voice.
Alex, Alex, you're in shock.
Er, no, you idiot. I was in shock,
Yeah, but I've been hiding in here
now for about what, um, ten hours.
So I've gone from shock,
via denial and depression
and, rather surprisingly,
hunger and randiness,
to a frothing rage.
I swear I will avenge your death.
Firstly, someone needs a Tic Tac.
And, secondly,
did I just hear right?
Did he say that you drank my blood?
I didn't realise it was your blood.
Oh, is that meant to
make me feel better?!
I knew this would happen! I should
never have gone out with you.
You bullied me into that drink.
Which drink? In the bar,
or when you drank my blood?
Nah, I...
Christ, I was jowly.
How will killing you save the world?
All I know is, everything else
on the parchment came true.
But I was protected all my life,
and humanity fell.
Well, then, why didn't you kill you?
Mmm? Why didn't you pass over,
go through a door and... you know?
A ghost can't be in the same place as
its living body. That would be weird.
Sorry. What was I thinking?
This'll take you home.
I'm going?!
Yeah, you've...
You've got stuff to do.
Was I a good mother?
I'm not fishing, or anything, I just
want to make sure that you felt...
loved.
It wasn't a world for children.
But, yeah...
you were.
The best.
You're very brave.
And I'm proud of that.
And I make a bloody good cup of tea.
That's my girl!
Yay.
We'd better not, um...
It'll make things harder for you.
Yeah.
Remember,
a moment will come when you have to
choose between letting me live...
and letting me die.
If you want to stop this happening,
you have to let me die.
Goodbye, Eve.
Goodbye...
Mum.
I'm sure Annie or Hal will be back
any minute, but I've got to go.
I can't be near you tonight.
You've been changed, bathed and fed.
We've watched Top Gear for two hours
so you've got to be tired by now.
Where the bloody hell have you been?
Is she OK?
She's been going mad,
she misses you. We all miss you!
And I need to talk to you about Hal.
I think he's back on the blood.
What? I've got to go,
full moon and stuff.
Just stay here, yeah? Tom...
The Old Ones are going to be here
any day now,
if they're not already.
To stop them, we might have to...
do terrible things.
What choice do we have?
None.
It's not fair, is it?
No.
Hey, champ! How are you feeling?
What's all this?
Just in case I change my mind?
No, I just wanted to make sure
you get there safely.
EVE CRIES
Have you got a baby in there?
Yeah. George and Nina's.
The War Child? Don't tell me
you believe all that and all?
I thought Regus killed her?
No, he slipped her to Annie
during the kerfuffle.
Are you all right?
No. We do this. We stick with this.
Let's go save the world!
You can rent-a-ghost outside
and open the door. I can what?!
It's what Annie called it.
I've no idea why.
It means teleporting.
You can teleport!
I was about to say, "Wow,
what have you been drinking?"
But I guess I know
the answer to that one.
We have to stop Cutler!
You don't know what he's
going to do! I do, actually.
Before he killed me,
he monologued the whole thing.
I didn't think
people actually did that.
Can we open the door, please?!
Right.
Yeah.
Well?!
I assume you just close your eyes
and picture yourself somewhere else.
Trust me, I've been doing that
since you arrived.
Now, the Old Ones have arrived.
They're on their way.
I've got to do the meet and greet,
then, when we're at a full moon,
I'll make myself scarce,
one of my guys will open
the door for you and skedaddle,
leaving you... well,
to do your thing.
It'll be fine, honest!
Look, no-one will forget
what you do tonight.
You're going to be famous, Tom.
A history maker.
You're going to make
your dad so proud.
And, take it from me, there should
be no better feeling than that.
Whoa! Yes!
How far was that?
Like two feet? Woo-hoo!
Yes!
In the same room.
In the wrong direction.
Well, you try Ghostbusting.
Rent-a-ghosting! God, the
moment we get out of here,
we are never seeing each other again.
Oh, really?
I thought this was
the beginning of a relationship!
Cutler! "So, how did you two meet?"
"Well, bit of a funny story.
"His friend killed me
and he drank my blood." Ha!
Ha! Get outside and open this door.
You know, for someone
who works in the service industry,
you have terrible people skills.
Those aren't vampires.
Mr Cutler!
There's been a mistake!
Those people aren't vampires!
You need to get them out of here!
Argh!
Ah, yes!
In your own time!
All right, all right. Jesus!
Right. Great.
Thank you.
Er, wait! What the hell do I do now?
What?
I don't know.
Anyway, must dash.
Friend about to kill lots of people.
I'm really dead, aren't I?
This is all actually happening.
I... I don't understand.
I came here for a holiday
and now I'm... now I'm dead.
And now my brothers and my dad
are going to have to grieve for me.
Well, there's... We'll have to
get my body to them somehow.
There'll be stuff to organise
and Ryan has a tattoo
with a bloody typo on it...
And I'm...
I'm really dead.
Come with me.
We'll sort out...
this, then we'll sort out you.
Argh!
Get out. Everybody!
Get out!
Get out!
Listen to me. You have to get
out of here. It's an emergency!
Please, move! Quickly, towards...
Do it, now!
RUN!
You're welcome! You're welcome.
♪ Que sera, sera ♪
♪ Whatever will be, will be ♪
♪ The future's not ours to see ♪
♪ Que sera, sera. ♪
Well, then...
Who's hungry?